Nikko's one liners 🤣 "Elephants are huge." Yes Nikko, yes they are, thank you so much for weighing in on the "how big are elephants" controversy, idk what we'd do wirhout you 🤣. Seriously though, you're entertaining as hell and I appreciate you setting aside your ego to be so funny. Your podcast is the perfect time to show your intellectual side. These videos are GOLD.
@@nikkoortiz fr my brother showed me a video his company had and it was like 2000 feet underwater and there was a weird crab clam type creature and was just opening it’s mouth then closing it
I really don't understand how people get stuck on the tracks either. As long as the vehicle isn't disabled, those crossing guards for trains are designed to break away. It's not like a steel bar/barriers at a base.
Your videos help me so much, I just got broken up with me and it's taking a toll on me, I love your videos! Thank you so much for all your hard work, I'm not saying it just cause.I really mean it, keep the hard work up love! ❤
On the train video if your car ever stalls or breaks down on the crossing there is a sign on every crossing that has a number you're to call and they will stop the train any train from going through the crossing until your car is moved you can see it in the clip at 3:02 it's the blue sign on the crossing lights
10:03 thats just a golden silk orb-weaver. they are large and quick, but for the most part harmless to people besides a mild upset stomach and a nasty looking bite wound. they are not lethal.
5:14 I literally was filling up my car at a gas station once and this same thing happened I was like damn bc I feel like u always drive up on a wreck but never see them
Fun fact: the repercussions from the firing on the gun are so stronger it actually calls the engine to stall so the plane it programmed to immediately overturn the starter when the gun is fired so keep them up in the air. The Hog also holds 1,150 30mm rounds which takes 12 seconds to empty completely and costs about $400,000 to empty those rounds and refill.
"I dont f**k with candles." Good advice. Back in my firefighting days we responded to a house fire that was started by candles. But heres the kicker, the homeowners hubby was away and she was having a romantic rendevous with someone else! Honey, I need you to call the insurance company. Oh and a divorce lawyer too 🤣🤦
Nikko's reactions to anything involving the water are always hilarious.
This old coastie laughs every time.
Man, that shit is scary for real
Semi-secretly Nikko wishes he was his navy alter ego
I guess there's a reason he stayed away from the Navy. Stuck to land haha
That's why he didn't go Marines LOL
I really missed watching you panic over sharks😂😂😂
Sharks just make my heart race so bad! Lmao
I love it when Nikko gets scared
I feel the same way about octopi
@@nikkoortiz YKNOW WHO ELS-
Help no
Imagine if Nikko were to get a shark shaped candle 😂. His reaction to things makes my day ❤️
Someone get that for him
Nikko's one liners 🤣 "Elephants are huge." Yes Nikko, yes they are, thank you so much for weighing in on the "how big are elephants" controversy, idk what we'd do wirhout you 🤣.
Seriously though, you're entertaining as hell and I appreciate you setting aside your ego to be so funny. Your podcast is the perfect time to show your intellectual side. These videos are GOLD.
Nikko’s reaction to the water. 😂
I don’t mess with the ocean I know my place on the food chain
@@nikkoortiz for real, that shit is scary as fuck. The deep water and not being able to see shit when/ if in it
@@nikkoortiz fr my brother showed me a video his company had and it was like 2000 feet underwater and there was a weird crab clam type creature and was just opening it’s mouth then closing it
Another fails video!!!! Hell yeah!
Love from Britain mate
More fails on the way I gotchu!
That barber smacking some sense into the guy was awesome 😂
3:50 IT´S COMING BACK!!!! OH SH*T!!!! I spit all my food on the screen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:03 just tow Rams ramming into each other for dominance!!!
As always not disappointed, amazing video Nikko keep it up bro
😂
0:36. Bruh. He was coming in so hot that I thought I was watching an FPV drone video. 🔥🔥🔥
5:32. He did that to himself. 💯😂💀
10:41 when bro goes bark
3:35. I understand why Nikko didnt join the Navy.
9:28 That dude fell like a character from Family Guy. 🤣🤣
5:47 That Brings Me Memories🤣
😂😂
To what
@@Himburger1982 I was helping a electrician and I cut the live cable and that happened lol
6:06 the "hhheeeeeeeeeehhh"
2:04 must be what my parents said about when I was born lol
Loving you watching the shark clip through you finger bro had me in stitches your amazing
I try to tell y’all I do not like sharks lol!😂
NIKKO YOURE AMAZING
🙌🙌
I’m doin my best I appreciate you bro!
I feel your pain with the sharks dude! I'm both fascinated and scared shitless lol
That’s why I don’t Scuba dive I can’t take a 12 gauge
In the saddest times nikko always cheers me up. thanks Niko keep it up♥️
The OMG scream he did when the shark turned around tho 😂
6:28 who is immediately running over the alligator at like 60 mph
👇🏾
8:58 Navy enters the chat
Navy here, 90-94. Have a great Navy day.
I love your Channel
Joan thank you glad your enjoying the content!!
I love it more Nikko is my mommy mommydaddy lmfao
The yt algorithm actually recommended something good. Now im gonna binge your videos lol
welcome! you'll laugh yourself silly! that's a promise!!
I recommend shark vids.
Don't forget to check him out when he was a guest on Unsubscribe podcast.
3:09 *obliterated* 😇
"I used to do electric sh*t and got electrocuted twice"
Suddenly so much makes sense now lmao still love ya Nikko
3:30, changed my life. So funny
I love your vid❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you user!!
That's crazy accidents, but also dumb ones
Days been boring but this was uploaded 🙌
I gotchu winter I stay tryin! I appreciate you!
@@nikkoortiz yep, always cheers up mine and others days
11:00 That deer is seeing it's reflection in the window and it's doing a "warning stomp". It's going to yeet itself through the window in a minute.
Nikko posting a vid on suday fun day lets go your the best ❤
not first...was snoozing😅
We all know what happens to snoozers 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts we're losers i know!!
bosslady IS NoT a loser bro! 😂
🖕🏻all y'all! imma going back to sleep! 😂😂
Get that sleep Marie you always first place anyways!
1:09. Me and my gf did the rage room. And she almost took me out like 3 times. I really had to stay on my toes. 💯😂
6:13 wtf did he say 🤣🤣🤣
6:25 Welp, Didnt know alligators would climb trees after prey ......thats scary
love your channel bro
Tryin to make the best videos I can thank you!
voodoo ocean😅 i see that shark my azz be swimming for it
You would be swimming towards the shark?! Lol
@@nikkoortiz aw hell naw mr smart guy!
7:52 lmao
SHARKS! I love your sheer nope when it comes to seeing them 😂
I saw the shark and died inside! Lmao
you swim away from them!
9:50 its dutch
Best laugh I've had today ❤️
I really don't understand how people get stuck on the tracks either. As long as the vehicle isn't disabled, those crossing guards for trains are designed to break away. It's not like a steel bar/barriers at a base.
Good morning Nikoooo. Loving the funny reaction vids💪💪
Goodmorning man hope you like the funny reactions!
Your videos help me so much, I just got broken up with me and it's taking a toll on me, I love your videos! Thank you so much for all your hard work, I'm not saying it just cause.I really mean it, keep the hard work up love! ❤
If Nikko's fear is being on a capsizing boat, he should TOTALLY watch the movie: Poseidon.
On the train video if your car ever stalls or breaks down on the crossing there is a sign on every crossing that has a number you're to call and they will stop the train any train from going through the crossing until your car is moved you can see it in the clip at 3:02 it's the blue sign on the crossing lights
at 11:45, discount transformers
I loved everything about this video!!!!!!
Hearing you scream at sh*t keeps me sane. New fav TH-camr 😂
Always good when nikko uploads he has the best personality on youtube
What he was saying about candles 4:50 literally happened to my coworker about a month ago.
Nah he’ll no no sharks lmao
If sharks grew legs I’m goin to space lmao
you'd just swim towards them....😁
love your vids
At 9:16
Nikko watching water and shark anything is hilarious 😂😂
ME: 1:47- WHY!
Also Me: I LIKE YA CUT G!
love your vids dude :)
Thanks plot! Just tryin to dish out the funny content for y’all!
Nikko's instant Pause reflex the moment there is murky Water. Light got nothing on this man 🤣
😂😂😂
Yeah the water was their so I knew shark problems were comin 😂
First one thank you for the video love it always❤️
Hell yeah!
Hecka close korie and thank you so much for the support!
5:02 Yeah that dude didn’t get none that night 😂
10:03 thats just a golden silk orb-weaver. they are large and quick, but for the most part harmless to people besides a mild upset stomach and a nasty looking bite wound. they are not lethal.
Man i love waking up and seeing your vids they make my day every time🙂
You are the most funny person ever 😂
Amazing video! It stoppedmy boredom
8:59 navy came out for a sec 😂
No one tell Nikko about the Poseidon adventure.🤫
0:00 is like a really quick 3 bang from airsoft lmao
Wait what? 😂🤟🏽
I love your videos you’re my favorite TH-camr
You the best 🥹🤟🏽
8:52
Navy gyms
6:58 The movie "Speed 2" little homie
9:44
california (probably, since you kinda know how winter went im hoping)
They speak dutch in California?😂
Nikko, you got a link for submissions, reaction requests?
Amazing vedio 😁
The funny things is 1:35 I think that was Kanye and Kim
Keep up the content and the amazing work
That first happens so damn often lololol! When we’re in the zone we’re in the zone Lolol gotta get that trick 😂😂😂
5:14 I literally was filling up my car at a gas station once and this same thing happened I was like damn bc I feel like u always drive up on a wreck but never see them
Fun fact: the repercussions from the firing on the gun are so stronger it actually calls the engine to stall so the plane it programmed to immediately overturn the starter when the gun is fired so keep them up in the air. The Hog also holds 1,150 30mm rounds which takes 12 seconds to empty completely and costs about $400,000 to empty those rounds and refill.
I dont do the ocean either 😬 we share the same nightmares about cruise ships lol. Seen Ghost Ship? That'll fuck with you good lmao
6:40 "Could you imagine-" proceeds to summarize the movie Speed 2.
5:24
nah those floor is better than ronaldo and messi combined when doing a foul
Love the fail videos yessss daddy! Nikko!!!
All the funny fails your heart desires! Lol
6:00 ALWAYS use a tester.... ALWAYS... and like TWICE
i love your energy thank you for your content
Another Nikko day, LETS GO
LETS GOOOOO FOR NIKKO DAYS!!
Love the vids
Love the reaction bro❤❤
Make a screanshot on 4:11 maje its a A4 and put it in a box withe a sign that ses open this way and see if he gets jumpscares
Need another shark reaction video dude!!!😂😂😂
i love nikko, such great content
Nico when can you do airsoft videos I love them I love them you're so good 👍 💗
"I dont f**k with candles."
Good advice. Back in my firefighting days we responded to a house fire that was started by candles. But heres the kicker, the homeowners hubby was away and she was having a romantic rendevous with someone else! Honey, I need you to call the insurance company. Oh and a divorce lawyer too 🤣🤦
another banger keep it uup man!
LMAO don't worry Nikko, everyone's a badass until the fishes show up.
Nikko is just going OOOOOOOOOOOOOO when he see’s water related things
Nikko's too good man, love you mother brother!
3:35 bro was just asking for a mint before his date