1:56 when I saw like almost a dozen security guards in just one mall, I thought "this has got to be in the Philippines". then I saw "Ayala Malls" and then I was "Knew it" 😂
Best present ever: Hand made wool socks. Worst gift: Helicopter toy that you attach to the roof with a string and it "flies" in circles with some speed. That shit knocked me out.
Watching this makes me so glad I got a tiny Xmas tree. My beardie dragon would've launched himself at the bigger one and tried to eat the lights. Don't need a disco in his belly...🙄 merry Christmas to you and your family! X
0:10 the worst gift I've gotten on Xmas day was finding out my gf was cheating and had 7 dude flirting with her on her phone threw social media, dating apps, and text on Christmas day.
See, we didn’t put up the tree this year because we have a 2 year old GSD, a just turned one shepsky and a toddler. Ain’t no way it was staying upright! Merry Christmas Nikko!
I'm not surprised about the delivery truck drivers throwing packages. I work at FedEx Ground as a package handler. Packages are constantly thrown, dropped, and avalanched in trailers.
One Christmas, the kids got a letter from Santa explaining why they wasn't getting anything that year. My oldest was sad, my middle wanted to go back to bed and the youngest was mad. When they went back to their rooms, we put the presents back under the tree and let them open them.
Aussie Vet here. I was in Iraq 08 finishing my deployment near Christmas when i was told I would be deploying to Afghanistan after i did decompression in Kuwait. I finally got to see what Christmas looks like with snow, so I got that going for me which was nice. 😜
The kids reaction in the PS5 clip is why we should stop giving kids material gifts for Birthdays and Christmas’s. Give them an allowance for doing chores so they can buy the things they want through hard work rather than it being handed to them. Give sentimental gifts on those holidays instead.
What would you do for that PS5!? 😂😂
you. 🤣🤣🤣
@@morningstarreborn oh good lord!
nothing
Try me bro 😂😂
Slap the kid across the face and do some MMA or WWE crap on him
That PS5 kid man, such a brat lmao. They gone and spoiled him ten times too many 🤣 Happy Holidays to you Nikko and to everyone that's reading this ❤
he deserved an azzz b34tin!
Frohes Weihnachtsfest Happy!
Hallo happy Fröhliche Weihnachten und so wahr yeah have a great Christmas man
Frohe Weihnachten !
Nah, that kid is a future PC gamer 😉
Mr. Editor always does a great job. 🙂 Thank you Nikko for the smiles. Safe travels!
Divorce papers is probably the worst Christmas present I’ve ever got.
In 2017 I got my divorce papers in November, so early Christmas gift?
No it's the best present you've ever gotten . Now u can go live you best life. good luck 🤞😃
@@robertbartsch2145 Thanksgiving
@@sweetrolldealer yup
Nikko definitely doesn't surprise me having black air forces. He radiates savage energy
Your the greatest Nikko, As always it's great to see you. I hope you have a Merry Christmas❤🌲❤
Thanks!
Perfect vid for a lazy Friday ☺️ Merry Christmas ☃️ and thanks for allways putting a smile on my face Nikko!
1:56 when I saw like almost a dozen security guards in just one mall, I thought "this has got to be in the Philippines". then I saw "Ayala Malls" and then I was "Knew it" 😂
Just started the video and it's already amazing
😂😂
I wouldn't have been able to set down if I disrespected any gift. Thanks Dad 😂
facts!
My mother-in-law would have loved how you opened packages as a kid.
Those Christmas trees are LIT.
4:02 I was the same way, didn't wanna make a mess with the wrapping so I'd find the seams and pull from there.
"Just hire somebody" I'm a strong independent woman... and a cheap ass. 😅
Hope you have a great Christmas, Nikko!
Lmfaooo I feel you girl on the cheap ass part so I feel you 😂😂
@@nikkoortiz you give me the weirdest boners 🍆
Best present ever: Hand made wool socks. Worst gift: Helicopter toy that you attach to the roof with a string and it "flies" in circles with some speed. That shit knocked me out.
6:40 that kid is growing long white hair... 🤣
just master race things🤣
Santa getting some 👀
Santa clause was doing the THANG without ms clause
@@nikkoortiz ms clause gon beat dat azzzz
@@mariedockery1126 facts mama, facts....stay warm my girl
Watching this makes me so glad I got a tiny Xmas tree. My beardie dragon would've launched himself at the bigger one and tried to eat the lights. Don't need a disco in his belly...🙄 merry Christmas to you and your family! X
That kid wouldn't be getting anymore presents until he's 60 and I'm dead
Literally have never known another person to open gifts carefully like that other than me lmao
3:50 I’d never expect the most insane person here would open gifts so gently this 8:48 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
That was a good one 😂
@@nikkoortizshorts so I made 8:48 into a youtube short and it out now
Brother I'm right there with you with the spinning heel kick
0:10 the worst gift I've gotten on Xmas day was finding out my gf was cheating and had 7 dude flirting with her on her phone threw social media, dating apps, and text on Christmas day.
As a kid, I hated getting clothes; as an adult, they are what I am most grateful for, other than money.
Merry Christmas Nikko and Chance
Love you Nikko keep up the good work
Thanks for the laughs Nikko! Merry Christmas to you & your loved ones!
merry christmas brat!
Nikko I love u man and thank u for ur support for our country
No worries, Nikko, I opened gifts the same way 😂
3:59 that was what I always tried doing as a kid- though I was mostly impatient with it 💀
0:05 these speed clones man 🤦♂️
Nikko! I also unwrap the Christmas gifts very slowly and carefully! Not because I care about a mess, but because I find in more satisfying 😂
Im too scared to brake whatevers inside
2:57 was the best moment (i died and i respawned)
Lol taking pictures with pets sounds exactly what it'd be like taking pics with Nikko 😂😂
The fact that you open presents like that makes perfect sense, YOUR ARTISTIC!!!
Love the Drunk ass Santa. LMFAO 🤣 Happy Holiday's/Mary Christmas
Love you videos Nikko hope you had a good Christmas 🫡
3:29 pops looked at that, was like "Never telling her I put that coal under the tree".
Merry Christmas nikko i love how you explained how you would open your gifts
Also all I even ask for Christmas now is like sweatshirts and cargo pants
Happy Holidays Nikko I just lost my Grandfather on the 21st a few days ago and this is making me feel better with some laughs
That noise she made 1:17💀☠️🤣🤣🤣😂🤚💨🤸♀️🤸♀️🎳🎳💢💢💥💥💥💣👀👁👁🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:15 relatable asf with the flying drones on christmas😂
See, we didn’t put up the tree this year because we have a 2 year old GSD, a just turned one shepsky and a toddler. Ain’t no way it was staying upright! Merry Christmas Nikko!
3:55 I used to do the exact same thing. Slowly open my present lol
When I was a kid, my grandpa taught me to open wrapping paper with a pocket knife so he could reuse the paper. It took FOREVER!!!!!
I'm not surprised about the delivery truck drivers throwing packages. I work at FedEx Ground as a package handler. Packages are constantly thrown, dropped, and avalanched in trailers.
You usually make me laugh, but I am just too sad. Merry Christmas. Danilla loves your work btw.
God bless merry Christmas happy new year
Merry Christmas Papito. I'm watching your face on the big screen: Sarge got me a Firestick for 🎄. All thanks to you. 🤣😚💙
“Got for five dollars at Ross” killed me 😂
3:30 WHERES MY MONEY SANTA, HUH? WHERES MY MONEY.
1:28 that uuhhh makes it perfect
😂😂 we shoulda got the abor...beeeeeeeep
Lmfaoo had to lay out all the options 😂😂
Nikko I love you content man keep it up and have you Ever watched bad Santa if not I think you should watch it Merry Christmas
I love your videos
(Especially when the branches are like roommates)
Santa drank too many spiked eggnogs before he crossed the threshold and fell! 😂🤣😂🤣
1:15 happy women
5:19 His navy size came out a little there😂
2:18 long lived the king
That's Nkkos kid just beating up Santa hahahah
3:11 this happened to us 3-4 times this year and was worse 😂
Ah I needed that good laugh, thank you
Hope you have a Merry Christmas Nikko love you videos 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅
as a Infantry Veteran, i swear i would’ve turned on my inner Drill sergeant on that kid in the beginning
(this is a joke, don’t fucking use CPS on me)
happy christmas Nikko
happy christmas nephew!
Same but as you get older you start to love the clothes lol
Funny video! Love it! Merry Christmas~
I still unwrap all my gifts that way, nicely 🤣. Do you Nikko, do you.
5:25 speak for yourself man I think navy looking at it really good 😂
One Christmas, the kids got a letter from Santa explaining why they wasn't getting anything that year. My oldest was sad, my middle wanted to go back to bed and the youngest was mad. When they went back to their rooms, we put the presents back under the tree and let them open them.
Great videos Niko! Keep up the great work
🙌🙌
Keep it up 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yes!
Frankenstein...that's cool
Merry Christmas and happy holidays bro! Just wanna say thanks for all the laughs! This channel always puts a smile on my dile!
Aussie Vet here. I was in Iraq 08 finishing my deployment near Christmas when i was told I would be deploying to Afghanistan after i did decompression in Kuwait.
I finally got to see what Christmas looks like with snow, so I got that going for me which was nice. 😜
That last one got me 🤣
When you were talking about how you unwrapped presents, I do the same exact thing, good to know I’m not the only one
Thanks for bringing me the laughter I needed today bro, Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas nikko I hope you have a great one
Have a good one!
Thank you fire I hope you have a very merry Christmas!!
Marie got me a roach clip...
😁
Wait marine got you a what?! Lol
@@nikkoortiz i got him a roach clip. his mom didn't think it was funny...
Where did you get a hoodie bro? Haha wait is that the shocker? Whatever it’s dope.
I was waiting for him to say the shaft
Ace Ventura was more softer with those packages😂
Bro, I thought I was the only one that neatly unwrapped presents growing up 😂
4:50 had me 😂
Nikko you sure make me laugh when I feel like hell. 12 degrees! Merry Christmas bro!!!!
Feel better gurrlll! Merry Christmas!
It’s definitely cold Marie!
Hope you are feeling better today Marie! Merry Christmas!
Feel better girl! ❣️
@@xoxmichelle774 thank you!!!
Who else also fragilely opens there wrapped gifts
5:23 makes it seem like he was in the navy
I CREATED the navy what do you mean!
I am the same way with opening my gifts! Nice and neat.
The kids reaction in the PS5 clip is why we should stop giving kids material gifts for Birthdays and Christmas’s. Give them an allowance for doing chores so they can buy the things they want through hard work rather than it being handed to them. Give sentimental gifts on those holidays instead.
Best TH-camr so funny
If you pause at 1:26 the Christmas lights and the front car tire spell "YOLO" lmao
I did that too, with the wrapped gifts. Still doin it
i love your video
Love you videos and keep up the good work👍
Going to basic training soon Nikko in Georgia any advice ?
4:10 got a chucky doll cause on the corner it said “child’s play”
Merry Christmas Nikko
Broooo. That’s exactly how I opened my wrapped Christmas gifts too
Aye Christmas came early
Got this in a blizzard from buffalo it's a white out here 😭
Nikko keeping me warm tonight 😩🤣
We all need it 😅