🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Deuteronomy 28:68 “And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you 👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7) Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob. Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude. Deuteronomy 28:68 “And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you 👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7) Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob. Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors. 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
The problem is that people like him don't even CARE when their license is suspended. They drive around all the time regardless of the status of their license. They truly believe that they are entitled to drive no matter what.
@@itsbonkerjojo9028 The judge is asking if the vehicle he's in is stopped/stationary, he wanted to make sure that even though he was in a car, that he was not driving it with his license expired. Unfortunately for the man, he was indeed driving without a license.
Despite what people think, criminals are often smart, pragmatic and creative, that's why maybe the judge was so surprised about that dumbass with very low iq
@@Janettoinot sure how he thought he’d be able to make it to his doctors anyways lol. He had no way of knowing exactly when his turn would be, or how long it would take
@@JeremyNelson-we6jr I learned that today and I definitely feel silly for jumping on the bandwagon as fast as I did. Even so, it seems cowardly to run from the proof I did so.
@@Unncle_Ruckus it's all good homie just hate to see people torn down due to lack of info on the subject. But the folks who post it knows the facts and leave them out.
It was hilarious how he so confidently said "I'm just pulling into my Doctor's office and will be stationary right thiiiiiis secoooooooond". Then his face looks like he saw a ghost LOL
That judge takes a full 60 seconds to make sure that this wasn't the exact moment he got dementia before saying, suspicious of reality itself, what we all just witnessed. Incredible.
The court called him for his case. He should not have been driving at least until he was done with court. He answered the video call because he had too.
@@danor6812 That isn't how zoom meetings work. You connect to the meeting, the meeting does not connect to you. He chose to be driving and to connect to the meeting while he was driving.
@Rowgue51 I assume he had to answer at the exact or approximate time as it was a scheduled court meeting. It's not any different as having to appear in person at a given time. If he didn't answer, he probably would've had repercussions for failure to arrive, or in this case join.
I don't think I've ever seen a judge incredulous to the point of silence. They see so much but this had him speechless right up to the point he found his words and put him in jail.
Often you can receive a restricted license when your driver's license is suspended that can allow you to drive to work and doctor's appointments. Apparently this guy didn't have one of those ...
@@applegeepedigree He probably assumed that was just the case automatically. Like "oh my license is suspended so I can't go to atlantic city for the weekend, but I can still drive to work and the doctor at least."
He wasn't speechless. This judge is wonderful--he knows how to use silence to his advantage. He let the guy burn in the shock of the situation before making his judgement. This judge is never speechless.
Reminds me of that Everybody Hates Chris bit where Chris was explaining that the worst part about losing something you shouldn't have had in the first place is not being able to tell someone you lost it. Then the scene cuts to a stoner telling a cop that he wants to file a police report for missing crack 💀
The suspension is tied to a child support case with Saginaw County Friend of the Court. And in January 2022, a judge ordered that suspension be lifted to allow Harris to drive again. But according to the Michigan Secretary of State's office, they never received a clearance from the friend of the court in 2022, so Harris' suspension was never lifted.
😔💔It's sad. He was probably in Special Ed. classes at school. Perhaps, that is why he couldn't pass the driving test. Maybe, he struggles with reading. Sad.
@@MsJanetWoodOr maybe he's just dumb? If he can't pass the driver test, then he shouldn't drive. Why are you making a whole life story with excuses up if it means he still endangers himself and others by driving after failing the test...
that's 99% of world for you ... just today i reminded myself again WHY i should never go to shop during day, always very early when shop opens or just before closing ... 1 dumb idget without any awarneess leaves shopping cart SIDEWAYS right in middle of the isle ... other one leaves it on side and stands right next to it ... 3rd one grabs my shopping cart and takse off with it .. not realizing her cart was next to mine ... so DUMB .. how can you not notice that the stuff you put into your cart is not there? this kind of lack of awarness is spreading faster than cancer, it's EVERYWHERE! people have absolutely no common sense nor awareness anymore ... it's seriously frustrating to those who DO have those 2 things .. or at least 1.
@@DieEineMieze Yeah, I guess you're right. If my elderly neighbor, an immigrant who speaks broken English can pass it, any American should be able to pass it. It is not that hard. They just need to study!
@@EarthWyrmToby considering Ron White had an entire “You can’t fix stupid” tour, plus TH-cam is rife with Ron delivering these lines, yes you’re right though, it was Bill Engvall that came up with this. 🤦🏻♂️ Keep looking for that special pill or the class you can take.
Stupid people don't understand laws. I know this because everyday I see people going faster than the speed limit. That is the simplest concept there is...
The fact he could have literally pulled over before putting the camera on and claimed he wasn't driving, he was just sitting in there because there were too many loud distractions at home. Criminals aren't smart.
Or, sit in the passengers seat and say, "I am not driving, the driver is in the store (or something). Better yet, get out of the car and act like you are walking.
Just go outside you will find them. Their at the super markets, walking around on the streets. Anywhere there are roughly 20-30 people about your bound to find at least one oc these no shame people who do or say very dumb things.
Thing is, this guy's a prototype for so many people in America in that he doesn't feel he should have any consequence whatsoever. Honestly, judging by his reaction and temperament, and a lot of people I've seen recently, the only thing he's thinking about is being inconvenienced from something he has planned later in the week.
I'm pulling in riiight now at this second, yes I am😂😂😂😂😂😂 Homeboy had the court wait while he break the law he's going to court for😂😂😂😂😂....CLASSIC 😂😂😂
Um. I read somewhere that his license was reinstated 2 years prior and this was an ongoing issue he was trying to resolve. He had receipts to back it up as well.
I love how he let the silence stretch on...let the defendant's confused brain absorb what's just happened. Perfect. Couldn't have been scripted any better than this.
People do that all of the time and the judges never have an issue with that. They understand people have lives. The zoom thing allow people to tend to their business and not have to sit in the court room all day.
@@lwills8609people have lives. It is unacceptable for someone to risk those lives, and the lives of other drivers by joining a zoom call for a court case while driving.
It's hard to take the "endangering lives" argument seriously. We just paid the federal government to create a pandemic that killed over 1 million Americans. Did you care about human lives and stop paying the federal government taxes for killing your neighbors? Or have you continued to pay the federal government even after it killed of a million of your friends and neighbors? If you pay taxes, you are more wreckless than a person driving their car while on the phone.
The blonde DA covering her mouth while she tries not to bust out laughing is pure gold. This very well may be the shortest court hearing ever, and probably should have been shorter lol.
Having spent time around people like this, "suspended license" is just a couple of words. He did not and does not plan on changing his behavior at all, so he really did never give it a second thought. This is also how you end up with 4 guys in a car, and the one with the suspended license is driving.
It turns out his license was not supposed to be suspended. A judge ordered the suspension to be rescinded several years ago and the order evidently didn't make its way to the Secretary of State.
Love the sense of entitlement....bold move to tell the Court to hold on 1 minute while he parks the car....and of course, film himself committing the very act that landed him in court in the first place...
@@mattt3555 She probably told him to stay right there and called a cab knowing he'd drive to the county jail. Then he told her it was unnecessary and he could drive to the taxi company and save them the bother.
they are all doing their best with 1000 diff morons for defendants. she did say to try and cover "yes those are the CHARGES" knowing herself he dont have a license still.
I saw a case in family court once where a woman was requesting a restraining order from her boyfriend. They called the case and she stood up, but he was not there. The judge then asked where he was and she replied that he had just dropped her off in front of the courthouse and was looking for parking and would be in shortly. The judge first clarified with her that they both drove to court together and that she was in fact requesting a restraining order. She replied yes, then the judge shook his head and dismissed the order. She was actually dumbfounded as to why.
What is even life anymore?! I'm confused! If he was dangerous then why are you? I iust can't articulate anything with the stupidity of this woman's logic. 😂
You can’t make this stuff up. Seriously.
My words exactly, just before I clicked on your comment.
Wasting tax payers money.
I could probably make up some stuff like this
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
Deuteronomy 28:68
“And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you
👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7)
Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
“But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
Isaiah 14:1
“For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
Isaiah 14:2
“And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors
2 Esdras 6:9
“For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
😂😂😂
he even looks shocked at being caught....genius
That sinking feeling
I think he genuinely didn't even realize what he did until the judge spelled it out for him.
“How on earth did the judge know that?!” As he sits there after the call ended lol
Just looking crazy with his mouth open…😮
He was probably high af
That’s like fighting a drug case while hitting a blunt 😂
There’s a video out there like that
It's happened 😂
And snorting a line...
At least you could pretend it's a hand rolled tobacco cigarette, no way to pull that with obviously driving while under suspension.
For real, dude is wild
When the judge becomes a key witness to your crime, you know you’re screwed!
And committing the crime your accused of doing during the court proceedings
@@derekmchang I know, right? You can’t make this stuff up.
I don't think I've ever seen that before. Does this mean the judge now has to recuse himself from the case lol?
@@reignman30😂
I really love how Judge Simpson can just lean right into an awkward silence.
Unbelievable stupidity.
Yeah, because you see laws in America were not made for certain people. This guy believes the law, ANY LAW does not apply to him!!!!
"No. We're moving because of the content of their character."
He wasn’t driving, he was traveling.
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude.
Deuteronomy 28:68
“And the LORD shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thAee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you
👆🏾Transatlantic slave trade/ Egypt spiritually means house of bondage/Captive.(Revelation 11:7)
Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
“But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
Isaiah 14:1
“For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.
Isaiah 14:2
“And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors.
2 Esdras 6:9
“For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth
glad you can say it
You gotta be slow to call in driving knowing your license is suspended.
Ya, the 7/60 club is very low IQ
Make sure to put your mask on as well .
The problem is that people like him don't even CARE when their license is suspended. They drive around all the time regardless of the status of their license. They truly believe that they are entitled to drive no matter what.
Two times slow 😂
You have to be slower to call in while driving for a court case that has to do with driving with a suspended license lol
If you ever feel stupid, think of this man (definitely think of this guy, he lied about even having a license to begin with)
Bruh for the rest of my life “at least I didn’t f@&$ up like that one dude”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you
😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m pulling into my Dr’s office right now.”
Judge: Ok, I’ll wait for you to be stationary before I tell you how screwed you are. 😂
Best part when he answered Yes I am so proud lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@flyers1711
Lmao
As dumb as the day is long.
You know it. That's That's crazy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This the same mess my papa say lmao 😂😂😂
7/60 club....very low IQ
Tell me he votes for biden without telling me he votes for biden. LOL
I love how he says "yes i am" as if he accomplished something
😂😂
As driving to the doctors is a get out of jail card😂 100% he's been driving around till now😮 thick as two short planks 😂
Like the toddler on the small Sponge Bob Square Pants potty. "I'm all done!!!"
“Yes I Yam, Sam I am” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
The internet is a much more enjoyable place because of people like Mr. Harris. Thank you, Mr. Harris.
Agreed!
Yes lmao
I truly enjoy how to judge like a simpleton until you hear the voice
Now you are truly the definition of a optimist! lmao. That is truly finding the good in everyone.
😂😂exactly!
He drove right into that one.
I want to ask you one thing when the judgesasked him you r stationery what does that mean ?
@@itsbonkerjojo9028 The judge is asking if the vehicle he's in is stopped/stationary, he wanted to make sure that even though he was in a car, that he was not driving it with his license expired. Unfortunately for the man, he was indeed driving without a license.
I'm screaming 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@RostovII hey thanx a lot for the respond . It clarified everything now i was confused as it is used in military or many else scenario too so thanx
Even the judge couldn't keep a straight face.
That awkwardly long silence broken by “hello?”
Be funnier if he went “beep beep”
😆😆🤣😭
That long silence was filled by Mr. Harris shitting his pants.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That look on his face 😂 is priceless!
😂😂😂
thats the "oh i done fucked up" face. lol the "oh im bout to be locked up for 90days" face.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was funny
Can't even close his mouth because he's now getting it that he done f*ckd up
his face the whole time 😦
“I’m pulling in right now at this second… yes I am”
Great sound bite.
Genius
"Yes I yam"😂😂😂
Saying you’re guilty without saying you’re guilty!!!!
The poor public defender is clearly not trying to facepalm herself in court.
Uhm-stein
🤣🤣🤣 that’s what your bill of rights say freedom to travel doesn’t say you need a drivers permit to travel
@@christinavance1128 This is the most nonsensical statement I've read this year.
I would be thinking on my feet and say my front facing camera reverses the image and I'm sitting in the passenger seat.
@@christinavance1128 Nowhere in the Bill of Rights is "freedom of travel" mentioned.
The Judge couldn't even understand how the guy could be so stupid, and he deals with criminals all day long.
Despite what people think, criminals are often smart, pragmatic and creative, that's why maybe the judge was so surprised about that dumbass with very low iq
Probably too busy thinking about how he can abuse his authority.
@@sabotagefate69 got a twisted transistor, don't ya?
You probably look like someone to incriminate yourself too...
@@sabotagefate69that's what a criminal would say
That’s a special kind of inability to follow directions
"Pulling into my doctor's office" isn't going to save you 😑
He was equal to an amoeba !
😂😂
Hilarious 😂
@@Janettoinot sure how he thought he’d be able to make it to his doctors anyways lol. He had no way of knowing exactly when his turn would be, or how long it would take
The look of realization that slowly creeps across his face is priceless
The truest American of all Americans that ever walked the planet.
And the "oh my god" whispered.
Or was it disbelief because his driver's license was reinstated back in 2022 and the courtroom screwed up
@@JeremyNelson-we6jr I learned that today and I definitely feel silly for jumping on the bandwagon as fast as I did. Even so, it seems cowardly to run from the proof I did so.
@@Unncle_Ruckus it's all good homie just hate to see people torn down due to lack of info on the subject. But the folks who post it knows the facts and leave them out.
"The trouble with fiction is that it all has to make sense. Reality has no such obligations." - Tom Clancy
Love this
NOT fiction, licence suspened 2010 due to NON DRIVING offences.......! 😡 America is so dumb with this,I'm passing myself laughing
@@stum8374 Sir, please read the quote in its entirety.
Corniest comment here
👍 Clancy is the Man😁
It's amazing how shocked he looks. It really didn't dawn on him. That's wild.
That's when he knew, that he had fucked up.
Classic Idiot !
I dont think he knows NOW
Did anyone else read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?!? Just me? 🤣
😂😂😂
But did he??😂
“Are you stationary?” Just one more second Yes I am !! 😂😂😂 so proudly
😂 proudly went to jail
It was hilarious how he so confidently said "I'm just pulling into my Doctor's office and will be stationary right thiiiiiis secoooooooond". Then his face looks like he saw a ghost LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Dude is special
Reminds me of Stanley from "The Office".
Ain't no mf way
lol. He knew he F*cked up.
look on judge face
😆😆😂🤣
Lmaooooooo
The way his jaw slowly dropped when the judge says "and he was just driving" is the gotcha moment of the century.
When he said yes im pulling into my doctors, The judge made a face like "is this a fk'n joke"
That judge takes a full 60 seconds to make sure that this wasn't the exact moment he got dementia before saying, suspicious of reality itself, what we all just witnessed.
Incredible.
*reality is often strange*
🤣🤣🤣
This could’ve been a skit on MADtv or SNL
😂
The judge is in such disbelief! 🫢🤣😂
Defense attorney's attempt to quickly distract the judge with a continuance request was admirable👌
He could've waited two minutes, parked, and gotten out of the car lol
The guy is dumb
Ya but that requires a level of intelligence he doesn’t have.
The court called him for his case. He should not have been driving at least until he was done with court. He answered the video call because he had too.
@@danor6812
That isn't how zoom meetings work. You connect to the meeting, the meeting does not connect to you. He chose to be driving and to connect to the meeting while he was driving.
@Rowgue51 I assume he had to answer at the exact or approximate time as it was a scheduled court meeting. It's not any different as having to appear in person at a given time. If he didn't answer, he probably would've had repercussions for failure to arrive, or in this case join.
Correctional officer: sir it’s 5:50 pm we waiting for you by the gates are you coming ?
Mr Harris: yes I’m pulling up right now one second 😂
Yeah that's priceless man thank you that was a good one
Imagine fighting drug charges & telling the judge to hold on so you can snort another line
😂😂😂😂
Hunter Biden has joined the chat
Lol
there’s a guy who was rolling a blunt on a zoom court meeting. it’s somewhere on youtube. I swear it might be the same judge too.
No you on zoom buying drugs from a dealer 😂
He raised his hand too, like he was gonna explain his way out of this.
Haha man he looks so dumbfounded 😂 haha even his lawyer is basically laughing under her words 😆
This is the first time in Human History where the world heard those 'crickets in the background '
I don't think I've ever seen a judge incredulous to the point of silence. They see so much but this had him speechless right up to the point he found his words and put him in jail.
Often you can receive a restricted license when your driver's license is suspended that can allow you to drive to work and doctor's appointments. Apparently this guy didn't have one of those ...
@@applegeepedigree He probably assumed that was just the case automatically. Like "oh my license is suspended so I can't go to atlantic city for the weekend, but I can still drive to work and the doctor at least."
He wasn't speechless. This judge is wonderful--he knows how to use silence to his advantage. He let the guy burn in the shock of the situation before making his judgement. This judge is never speechless.
@@dragoncubes1074 the look on his face would not support your statement.
@@intheshell35ify Ok. I disagree, but that's fine.
Well at least he had his seat belt on
Just like those fools calling the cops to complain about getting ripped off in a drug deal.
@swoesteban5570 Or the dude with outstanding homicide warrants that called the police on McDonald’s.
Reminds me of that Everybody Hates Chris bit where Chris was explaining that the worst part about losing something you shouldn't have had in the first place is not being able to tell someone you lost it.
Then the scene cuts to a stoner telling a cop that he wants to file a police report for missing crack 💀
This hands down is currently the funniest thing on the internet. 😂
Ikr? Every time I have a bad day I watch this clip 😂
that judge was in pure amazement
No better way to say you aren't taking the law seriously than to break it in front of the judge.
I’m cackling at how confident in his wrongness his behind was!!! “I’m pulling up right NEOW!” 😩😩😩🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
That was pure comedy. I can’t believe it’s real 😭😭😭😭
That's what had me.
😂😂😂😂
That’s what was interesting 😂
lol that’s spot on
The suspension is tied to a child support case with Saginaw County Friend of the Court. And in January 2022, a judge ordered that suspension be lifted to allow Harris to drive again. But according to the Michigan Secretary of State's office, they never received a clearance from the friend of the court in 2022, so Harris' suspension was never lifted.
Turns out.. he never even had a license all along
AND HE LOOKS SURPRISED!!! Like legit surprised! What a friggin tool!
He gets 🎉The Dummy of 2024 award🎉 hands down.
He has a big lead. The year is still young, we may have a challenger.
Biden won that on January 1st
@KNByam for sure, after the last 4 years, if someome votes for Biden again, then they skyrocket past this guy! 🤣 😂 😆 😏
I think you meant Donald Trump and his Maga Cult@@jpsailorallaboardmatey461
The undeveloped man-child brain at work.
😔💔It's sad. He was probably in Special Ed. classes at school. Perhaps, that is why he couldn't pass the driving test. Maybe, he struggles with reading. Sad.
@@MsJanetWoodOr maybe he's just dumb? If he can't pass the driver test, then he shouldn't drive. Why are you making a whole life story with excuses up if it means he still endangers himself and others by driving after failing the test...
Subhuman brain at work is more like it.
that's 99% of world for you ... just today i reminded myself again WHY i should never go to shop during day, always very early when shop opens or just before closing ...
1 dumb idget without any awarneess leaves shopping cart SIDEWAYS right in middle of the isle ...
other one leaves it on side and stands right next to it ...
3rd one grabs my shopping cart and takse off with it .. not realizing her cart was next to mine ... so DUMB .. how can you not notice that the stuff you put into your cart is not there?
this kind of lack of awarness is spreading faster than cancer, it's EVERYWHERE! people have absolutely no common sense nor awareness anymore ... it's seriously frustrating to those who DO have those 2 things .. or at least 1.
@@DieEineMieze Yeah, I guess you're right. If my elderly neighbor, an immigrant who speaks broken English can pass it, any American should be able to pass it. It is not that hard. They just need to study!
the awkward silence has me in TEARS😭
I’m pretty sure this is a scene from the trailer for Idiocracy 2. Absolute genius.
It is. 😂
Yeah, you're right. It's a movie scene. No one could really be this stupid irl.
@@ulusalanithey couldn’t put it in fiction because people would call it unrealistic.
I sometimes feel like a genius when I realize people like this exist. I'm honestly not a genius...
not being on a bell end is good thing. either end of it honestly.
Single parent hood here.
We know
As Ron White said: “You can’t fix stupid”.
“There’s not a pill you can take. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.”
Cyanide comes in a pill form.
So true!
@@kacey4kThat's still not fixing...that's eradicating stupid lol.
Bill Engvall. 🤦
@@EarthWyrmToby considering Ron White had an entire “You can’t fix stupid” tour, plus TH-cam is rife with Ron delivering these lines, yes you’re right though, it was Bill Engvall that came up with this. 🤦🏻♂️
Keep looking for that special pill or the class you can take.
This will never get old. That is correct your honor.
That guy is allowed to vote. Let that sink in
Okay, I let it in and now my living room is flooded. Thanks a lot, jerk.
Far worse, he's allowed to breed.
An ideal maga voter
No, I think he would fit right in with the brainless Democrats !
Worse, people vote for Trump.
It is scary to think that people like this are on the road.
Yes, the guy that hit the ladys truck as and left her dangling off a bridge also had a suspended license, very dangerous people.
Stupid people don't understand laws. I know this because everyday I see people going faster than the speed limit. That is the simplest concept there is...
...forgot to take his braincell with him....
unfortunetely that's 99% of world, quite litearlly. it's like watcing NPC bots in GTA .. just mindless creatures, doing whatever, whenever at random.
Doesn't look like a dangerous driver to me😅. Seatbealt , checking all windows & mirrors
The fact he could have literally pulled over before putting the camera on and claimed he wasn't driving, he was just sitting in there because there were too many loud distractions at home.
Criminals aren't smart.
They don't catch the smart ones*
Would he have been smart enough to remove the seatbelt, too?
Or, sit in the passengers seat and say, "I am not driving, the driver is in the store (or something). Better yet, get out of the car and act like you are walking.
It has nothing to do with intelligence. This is what happens when the legal justice system is too lenient. People lose respect for the court.
Exactly, that was my comment, lol! Or just sit at a park bench some place near. Take an Uber, have someone with a valid license drive you
Why he didn't claimed instantly that he is on a private property?
Maybe there's still time to get that Doctor Appt finished then drop of the ride and get to jail before 6?
😂
What do you mean "drop off the ride"? He plans on driving HIMSELF to jail.😂😂😂😂
Get a doctors note
Free healthcare inside lol
On the way there he can drive to the gas station and get an Icee
I can't stop laughing. This is a whole new realm of stupid.
I can’t either too stupid!
He was like 👁️ 👄 👁️
😂😂😂
The spider hanging in the cobwebs in his head was like 👀👀👄👀👀
😂😂😂😂
I avoided watching this on instagram cause I thought it was fake but it’s 10 times funnier than I imagined.
That sigh, "Oh my goddd" was the icing on the cake
The behavior I have been witnessing lately with some people is atrocious. No shame, no accountability, and too stupid to be embarrassed.
People? Care to narrow that down?
Just go outside you will find them. Their at the super markets, walking around on the streets. Anywhere there are roughly 20-30 people about your bound to find at least one oc these no shame people who do or say very dumb things.
Thing is, this guy's a prototype for so many people in America in that he doesn't feel he should have any consequence whatsoever. Honestly, judging by his reaction and temperament, and a lot of people I've seen recently, the only thing he's thinking about is being inconvenienced from something he has planned later in the week.
The judge lookin like "this nga dumb" 😂
Ninja..
@@finddeniro nga pls
No. I don't think he thought that at all. Only the ignorant think of that word.
I ❤❤❤❤
@@ulusalani They trying to find all kind of ways to say this word?? How about this, Just Don't Say It!! You are so right, Only the ignorant ones..
This guy has the IQ of the person playing a game in a mobile ad.
This guy was an idiot to drive to his doctors office with the judge watching him. I never seen this happen before.
I seriously doubt he was driving to his doctor's office.
His doctor, is his cousin, Ray Ray, the local drug dealer.🤔😆😆😆
I don't think the judge has either😂
We have many times on Judge Simpson
He’s not going to the doctor!😂
The little "Oh my god..." At the end as if he DIDN'T immediately know where this was going???? 😂😂😂😂
I'm pulling in riiight now at this second, yes I am😂😂😂😂😂😂 Homeboy had the court wait while he break the law he's going to court for😂😂😂😂😂....CLASSIC 😂😂😂
Just watched that part I'm weak 😂😂
LMFAOO
Funniest comment on this page
😂
By the way, it's also illegal in Michigan to use a phone while you are driving
This has to go down in YT history as one of the finest videos of all time. I love this so much.
“Actually, I’m pullin into my doctors office actually” 😆😆🤣🤣
This dude needs a handler. There's no way he's able to properly function in society.
Isn't that exactly what jail is? 24/7 handling.
It's called the taxpayers. He's a pointless burden.
Did his shirt say Play-Doh? LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joez.2794 He needs to see a behavioral therapist and be assigned a mandatory caregiver immediately after he's released from the jailhouse..
😂
Close your mouth!🤣
Acting all surprised 😂😂😂
Mouth breather!
Seriously 😂😂😂
He can't even handle that....
😭😭😩
Um. I read somewhere that his license was reinstated 2 years prior and this was an ongoing issue he was trying to resolve. He had receipts to back it up as well.
They gon roast you when you get out😂
They gon roast him when he go in.💀
@@bhall19875 😂😂
That “hello” was priceless
Gotta love a no nonsense judge with a bit of a twinge of a sense of humor.
I love how he let the silence stretch on...let the defendant's confused brain absorb what's just happened. Perfect. Couldn't have been scripted any better than this.
What an absolute legend.
I have no words for this level of stupidity.
And the area house's both Eastern Michigan University and the University of Michigan, as well as a few others......
You have several here ..
Even if this wasn’t for a suspended license, dialing into a court session while driving is wild 😂
Pretty much!
People do that all of the time and the judges never have an issue with that. They understand people have lives. The zoom thing allow people to tend to their business and not have to sit in the court room all day.
While driving so using their phone while in control of a vehicle...
@@lwills8609people have lives. It is unacceptable for someone to risk those lives, and the lives of other drivers by joining a zoom call for a court case while driving.
It's hard to take the "endangering lives" argument seriously.
We just paid the federal government to create a pandemic that killed over 1 million Americans. Did you care about human lives and stop paying the federal government taxes for killing your neighbors?
Or have you continued to pay the federal government even after it killed of a million of your friends and neighbors?
If you pay taxes, you are more wreckless than a person driving their car while on the phone.
He the type who gets a restraining order and violates it
To borrow something with no intent to pay it back.
Would probably call the cops and complain that the person isnt opening the door for him
@@tygrys96 lol 😆
How that Judge & Defense Attorney kept a straight face is beyond me LMBAO
This is the ultimate self snitching
The moment when you realize you just screwed up. The look on his face is precious.
That silence is like a silent fart.
he probably has so many court appearances like this that he didn’t know what this one was about
Definitely added to the Hogback Hilton memes.....
Stupid is as stupid does!
Oh yeah Forrest !!
Judge: "Are you stationary?"
Man: "I'm pulling right now at this second... Yes I am"
Judge: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
This will be a meme for decades. Congrats Mr. Harris.
Corey Harris getting annoyed waiting for judge to say something…then does a mic check …”HALLLOOOO” 😂😂😂
He looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Then acts like he did nothing wrong.
that's how complete lack of awareness and total lack of common sense looks like
Oh deer
That's disrespectful to deer
@@warriorfb2010 my bad
@@inkognitou6982 Now that's funny
Imagine if Bill Duke was sitting on the passenger seat looking at him saying...you know you done messed up right?
The blonde DA covering her mouth while she tries not to bust out laughing is pure gold. This very well may be the shortest court hearing ever, and probably should have been shorter lol.
I was losing it watching those at the prosecutors table! 😂
When the blonde knows it's messed up
You know we are in trouble
😅
Court to Jail Speedrun Tool-Assisted Any%
@@TorchicNidoran1994 This comment made me fall off my chair bruh ☠️
Got so many court cases he forgot which one he was attending on zoom😂😂😂
Having spent time around people like this, "suspended license" is just a couple of words. He did not and does not plan on changing his behavior at all, so he really did never give it a second thought. This is also how you end up with 4 guys in a car, and the one with the suspended license is driving.
It turns out his license was not supposed to be suspended. A judge ordered the suspension to be rescinded several years ago and the order evidently didn't make its way to the Secretary of State.
Love the sense of entitlement....bold move to tell the Court to hold on 1 minute while he parks the car....and of course, film himself committing the very act that landed him in court in the first place...
You are correct
I'm surprised he wasn't drinking a beer
Not bred for intelligence. So when they’re not put to work, they’re useless.
The defender casually saying at the end "Mr. Harris I will be giving you a call." 😂
You KNOW she drilled into him for this stupidity
For sure you could hear it in her voice.
@@mattt3555 She probably told him to stay right there and called a cab knowing he'd drive to the county jail. Then he told her it was unnecessary and he could drive to the taxi company and save them the bother.
“Sir, this is a self-driving vehicle”
You’re honor, I’m in a Tesla
Your honor, how can I turn myself in if I can’t drive?
😂😂😂
Defender should have replied to the judge “I cannot confirm nor deny”
they are all doing their best with 1000 diff morons for defendants. she did say to try and cover "yes those are the CHARGES" knowing herself he dont have a license still.
😂😂😂
That dude entered himself into evidence breaking the law.
Classic!!!
...exhibit number one!
I saw a case in family court once where a woman was requesting a restraining order from her boyfriend. They called the case and she stood up, but he was not there. The judge then asked where he was and she replied that he had just dropped her off in front of the courthouse and was looking for parking and would be in shortly. The judge first clarified with her that they both drove to court together and that she was in fact requesting a restraining order. She replied yes, then the judge shook his head and dismissed the order. She was actually dumbfounded as to why.
What is even life anymore?! I'm confused! If he was dangerous then why are you? I iust can't articulate anything with the stupidity of this woman's logic. 😂
he goes around with his mouth open all day...real life mouth breather