Nothing makes you laugh the best when your feeding off another laugh. That laugh you have to stand up and walk away and catch your breath. Now that's the best drug in the world....
i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know a trick to log back into an instagram account? I somehow forgot the login password. I appreciate any tips you can offer me!
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and about 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes. Hope not interrupting
how to catch a polar bear cut a hole in the ice and put 10 peas around it and when the polar bear comes up and bends over to have a pee you kick him in the icehole
0:33 Teacher mode. It's actually "none of them works." With an "s." One works, one of them works, not one of them works, so none of them works. Still, as a teacher I find these jokes hilarious!
@@davidwilliambarker 1. I find these things interesting. 2. Teacher mode = OCD-ing about minor details. I'm fully aware of me coming off a certain way. However, it spark an actual conversation about grammar (see other replies). And that never happens.
MOOSE: I am OCD and my hair has turned gray because of hearing and reading bad grammar. I correct television announcers, letters and even corrected a grammatical error on a form at the doctor’s office. On another note... I was an administrative secretary typing a letter my supervisor had written. In this letter she had stated "we have too much duplicity." What she had intended was "too much duplication." Mrs. Malaprop strikes again.
@@JoieManatad Well, I suppose it might be the case. But wouldn't that indicate that American English is a diluted version of British English? Which I'm sure many brits would jump on immediately...
Doctor: I’m sorry but, it looks like you got to take a break from masturbating. Patient: Wtf why? What seems to be the problem? Doctor: I’m trying to examinate you..
The best dad jokes anywhere. Your laughter is contagious. Thanks, guys.
Not the jokes gonna make you laugh, it's watching these guys crack up that will do it!
Here’s a joke for you guys. A bossy man walks into a bar, he orders everyone around. Lol get it?
They were just FAKING the laugh. so Cringe 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@RockNRoll__ You have as much of a sense of humor as a fence post.
Dad's telling jokes is way better than wives gossiping about each other's!
The dad jokes are so great and seeing you two struggling not to laugh was great. Wish you were still making videos. God bless! Jim
Just in case you haven't seen it, I think it's the same people on the Bros In Hats channel. Sorry if this sounds rude, I'm not trying to be.
@@carsonjasick Thanks!
@@jimandmarshaYour welcome. I apologize if I sounded rude.
@@carsonjasick It didn't. Happy Thanksgiving.
Tried donating blood today. They just started screaming at me..."Where did you get that blood!? Why is it in a bucket!?"...
I love Dan and Ryan. Oh so much joy out of one channel
What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen.
What if she's Chinese?
Irene.
Where does she work? IHOP.
@@Chanteuse66 with her sister peg
so good XD
Wouldn't she be Japanese if it were Irene?
Now why doesn't she stay at a 5star hotel? Coz it would cost her an arm and a leg.
I love these videos they make me laugh! I need to be happy
How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!!! Bazinga 🤣🤣🤣
I just bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day 😂😂😂😭🤣
@@josephdennis-h8c Nice! Classic. I had a dream I was a muffler last night.... I woke up exhausted 🤣😂
@@WhereTheBASShasNoName my friend David lost his ID. Now he's just Dav 😂
I went to college for women’s studies, I studied abroad
Bazinga? Sheldon, is that you?!
I have a step ladder. I never met my real ladder.
That's funnier than anything in this video.
@@iFixJunk cry more
Isn’t that joke from that dude with dreads who opened for Louie CK on that one special?
@@BearFattfilm No idea. It's not mine for sure.
A buddhist monk walks into Subway to get a sandwich.
He says “Make me one with everything.”
My boss chewed me out for sleeping on the job.
I wonder which one of my passengers complained.
Eileen works at the IHOP.
I wish that I had found y'all s channel Sooner!!! They say that "Laughter is the best medicine, and This Is Priceless!!!❤😊
What's the difference between a joke and a dad joke?
You got to wait until it's full groan. 😁
How do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Watching these guys trying not to laugh and failing is funnier than the average jokes
Nothing makes you laugh the best when your feeding off another laugh. That laugh you have to stand up and walk away and catch your breath. Now that's the best drug in the world....
i showed these to my dad and even he cant stop laughing
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what he laced them with but ive been trippin all day.
Best vid yet! My fave joke: "to whom"
Haha, thanks!
i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know a trick to log back into an instagram account?
I somehow forgot the login password. I appreciate any tips you can offer me!
@Troy Dwayne Instablaster =)
@@troydwayne9784with my tip you can also get herpes....
Thanks
I am colorblind, too. When I found out, I was so upset that my face turned green.
“One Forrest, one.”
You guys could make anything funny. Reminds me of listening to Bob & Tom on the radio as a kid.
Next month (November) Google them with the guy roasting a turkey
(and the ..go to "CHEERS' Food Fight
Love these guys. I don't look at anyone else who do Dad Jokes anymore.
Y?
When U looking & hearing the best, Y go anywhere else?
I FAIL NOT TO LAUGH IN THIS VIDEO...AND I WILL LAUGH AWAY..HAHAAAHHAAAHAAAAHHAAA
That Ilene one 😂😂
Come on guys don't hold the laugh it's Soo much more funny when you laugh 😅😅😅😅
Name the philosopher that theorized a child's modeling compound. Play-doh -- Plato
Feels like you lost more points before the jokes were told than actually hearing the punch line 😂
I said Jenny for Foest Gump! 😆🙈
I changed my password to Kenny, now I have Kenny logins
How have I never heard that Boeing joke?!
So did you guys smoke a blunt before recording this, cause you sure laugh a lot...
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Wanna hear a great Knock Knock joke?
Yeah, sure.
You start.
Ok. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending about 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and about 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes. Hope not interrupting
When does red means go and green means stop
- When women drive.
Boeing....boeing....boeing!!!!!
how to catch a polar bear cut a hole in the ice and put 10 peas around it and when the polar bear comes up and bends over to have a pee you kick him in the icehole
I've known that joke since childhood haha
I lost 😂😂
Where does the Russian front line use the latrine? In the Poo tin.
I was going to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke, but there's nowhere to knock.
Couldn't understand Forrest humps password
In the film, Jenny yells, "Run Forrest, run!" Password: 1Forrest1
I would need a lot , a lot of weed to laugh at these.
Get a sense of humor, then come back and try again.
Ryan is so weak.😂
0:33 Teacher mode. It's actually "none of them works." With an "s." One works, one of them works, not one of them works, so none of them works.
Still, as a teacher I find these jokes hilarious!
What was the point of that?
@@davidwilliambarker 1. I find these things interesting. 2. Teacher mode = OCD-ing about minor details. I'm fully aware of me coming off a certain way. However, it spark an actual conversation about grammar (see other replies). And that never happens.
MOOSE: I am OCD and my hair has turned gray because of hearing and reading bad grammar. I correct television announcers, letters and even corrected a grammatical error on a form at the doctor’s office. On another note... I was an administrative secretary typing a letter my supervisor had written. In this letter she had stated "we have too much duplicity." What she had intended was "too much duplication." Mrs. Malaprop strikes again.
I always thought "none" can be either plural or singular depending on its antecedent. Or is it a American vs British rule?
@@JoieManatad Well, I suppose it might be the case. But wouldn't that indicate that American English is a diluted version of British English? Which I'm sure many brits would jump on immediately...
I Lean 💀💀💀
What do you call a man with no feet? Neal
A person with an asian accent with one foot? Irene
2:57 watching in 2024💀💀💀
Is that a potato gun?
I'm cry-laughing
Reminds me of the jokes from Hee Haw
I laugh before they speak (saves time)......
Good
Dang he looks like *Blippi*
What is Forrest Gump's password ?
The guy munbled ?????
To whom 😂😂😂
This sucked so bad that I couldn’t make it past 2 minutes. And I’m drunk.
I got over 4 minutes hoping for a good one and regretted it.
I don’t think that first point even counts the dude made himself laugh. His opponent didn’t make him laugh.
Who's password?
which one is dan and which one is ryan?
LOL It's written on their t-shirt 😀
What was Ghandi’s first name?
Goosey Goosey
I seem to be getting a lot of videos with that Forest Gump joke in there; is the TH-cam algorithm watching me ? 😒
no but we are
Yes, and so are we.
How high are these guys?
That Dan guy is pretty fine...what's his situation? Is he married? I can't tell because his ring ISN'T ON THE CORRECT FINGER.
I think you know his situation. . . 😊
Ilean slightly
I'm so much funnier. I fart a lot.
I must have been lucky. My father was much funnier than this.
Don`t quit your day jobs....................
Needs subtitles. Impossible to understand what they are saying
There pretty funny I got better jokes
Let's hear one!
Doctor: I’m sorry but, it looks like you got to take a break from masturbating.
Patient: Wtf why? What seems to be the problem?
Doctor: I’m trying to examinate you..
All jokes are copied
What do you expect? Dan and Ryan work at Xerox.
SPOILER
Dang it! TH-cam robotic closed captioning ruined the 747 joke. It said "bowing, bowing, bowing!"
Not that funny
To be fair, they’re dad jokes
I only laughed at how terrible these jokes were.
He doesn’t trust a ladder 🪜. Ok. But I certainly hope he doesn’t trust an atom. They make up everything. Back at ya bro 😎