Can KING HARDRADA OF NORWAY Conquer all of ENGLAND?

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  ปีที่แล้ว +54

    *The HARDEST Norwegian man in the world?!?!*
    WE ARE BACK, with A-Z In CK3! And we return to the wonderful Kingdom of ENGLAND, to duke it out with the DUKE of NORMANDY and the DOODOO King Godwinson! HUZZAH!
    Also! NEW DISCORD: discord.gg/SEnSWKqDAv

    • @Interns-Eternal-Empire
      @Interns-Eternal-Empire ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its my birthday on the 22nd and could you make a vid on a nestorian Sassanid Empire on that day?

    • @Chooch1080
      @Chooch1080 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the Chakravarti series still happening?

  • @stuff6968
    @stuff6968 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Oh no he's found another adventuring Viking king!

    • @AshleyGravesreal
      @AshleyGravesreal ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a real Viking it's a christian!!

    • @martinnolhaf3151
      @martinnolhaf3151 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Norwegisch and cucktholic? Nope thats Not a Viking...

    • @thegreendragoninn8730
      @thegreendragoninn8730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like quiting heroine and switching to meth

    • @fatgoldenboy6986
      @fatgoldenboy6986 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@martinnolhaf3151 do you know what viking is?

    • @martinnolhaf3151
      @martinnolhaf3151 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fatgoldenboy6986 yes i Know that was Just a term for someone basically. But Norwegian and Catholic is far removed from CK Vikings as can be. You basically have nothing left of the fun Stuff. Now Hardrada Being Based orthodox would be cool but He was Catholic so...

  • @andyhx2
    @andyhx2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Supposedly, Hardada went to Jerusalem when he was Varangian. I guess that could be the reason why devs decided to give him Spear of Destiny.

    • @Basileus1453
      @Basileus1453 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No it's just that sometimes lords spawn with it. I have started as William the Conqueror and had it.

    • @andyhx2
      @andyhx2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Basileus1453 Huh, then it's just a convenient coincidence.

    • @frankiecedeno3724
      @frankiecedeno3724 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All the major Christian relics are just randomized between major Christian kings except for the Byzantines.

    • @damienweaver4090
      @damienweaver4090 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was so confused when I started as hardrada and had the sandal of Jesus

  • @flotnar2512
    @flotnar2512 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love that koifish immediately demotes his martial Tostig, the historical brother of Godwinson and the guy who gets Harald in on the whole taking England thing.

  • @amirmohamadpezeshki5351
    @amirmohamadpezeshki5351 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This might unironically be the only Harald haradara play through on TH-cam

  • @Ladislav-z2y
    @Ladislav-z2y ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Koifish was way too excited to speak norwegian

    • @Lars6138
      @Lars6138 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, very un-Swedish of him.

    • @sarchlalaith8836
      @sarchlalaith8836 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's remembering that Norway had an empire and Sweden only had Poltava, and recognised that Norway is better ;)

  • @Eshi9774
    @Eshi9774 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i'm so glad that Koifish makin' all of this videos

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This campaign, uh… did not go how I expected! much more entertaining as a result, though!

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:26 came for the ck3, stayed for proud dad koifish telling about baby koifish. Keep us updated!

  • @NMND.
    @NMND. ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What does the Fox say?" :D
    So accurate!

  • @kaiebosworth9407
    @kaiebosworth9407 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Ragnar The Red reference *chefs kiss

  • @jamiedavies3810
    @jamiedavies3810 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When conquering fails, just go full chaos. Honestly, I don't blame you!

  • @Jagg3h
    @Jagg3h 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What I love about Koifish is when he raises his voice and gets excited, he sounds a bit Welsh...

  • @alexanderwerner9294
    @alexanderwerner9294 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The marshall you dismissed in schock in the beginning because he was Harold's brother is rather funny.
    Tostig actually plays a large role against his brother in Harald's attempted invasion of England

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Slay Queen"
    -Norwegian king Harold Hardrada during the battle of Middlesex

  • @Huzai9
    @Huzai9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m about to have my first son it’s neat hearing about your son

  • @ajaxtrizmund963
    @ajaxtrizmund963 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was not expecting the Warren Zevon singing, specifically my favorite song of his. I've been watching your videos for a while and that sold me on subscribing lol

  • @dominicadrean2160
    @dominicadrean2160 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I watched a few alternate history videos on this kind of scenario if Harold hardrada became king of England😅

    • @TaiWind
      @TaiWind ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how many of them ended with his realm splitting and his heir stabbing everybody? 😂

  • @mrmaverick7541
    @mrmaverick7541 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    had to be the funniest one so far with all the stuff happening at the end

  • @KAW0111
    @KAW0111 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    29:35 Poland evolved into crab

  • @connorfitjer5645
    @connorfitjer5645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love these videos love form the UK

  • @AlexChec
    @AlexChec ปีที่แล้ว +5

    24:00 "I will plunge this realm into chaos before I see it taken over by Englishmen!"
    26:06 "wait no not like that"

  • @chodiloo
    @chodiloo ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact is, I washed my hair this morning. Amazing Koifish, truly amazing.

  • @faridthelord3251
    @faridthelord3251 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't name a better ck3 TH-camr. You're a legend . I can't wait for the next video. I love you man

  • @christianbusch5499
    @christianbusch5499 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Zevon reference was unexpected but most appreciated.

  • @deluxesofa
    @deluxesofa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Day 2 of asking koifish to form the hellenic roman empire as hastein

  • @domain9894
    @domain9894 ปีที่แล้ว

    koifish, your my favourite ck3 youtuber!

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another wonderful Scandinavian vacation :)

  • @Herman-nw5yu
    @Herman-nw5yu ปีที่แล้ว

    A-Z is back 🎉🎉🎉

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Koifish should have the Battle of Haesteinns. A multiplayer match where everyone plays as Haesteinn.

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've always liked the alternate history scenarios that spring-up from the war for the English throne in 1066, and I think Paradox does too. AEnglish sounds like the Norwegian version of what happened when the Normans took over: English and French took a bunch of words and phrases from each other and we got modern English. It's fun to try and imagine what England would be like if it had stayed in Norwegian hands for an extended period, and if Harald Godwinson had managed to beat back the Norwegians and Normans alike

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's certainly one of the more interesting things in the start date, even more so now with the new events from the latest DLC! Make sure to watch my "Rebellion" video where I play as the legendary Hereward the Wake!

    • @ChrisVillagomez
      @ChrisVillagomez หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Koifish I'll watch it again for sure, your content has great replayability, honestly

  • @bruhvibechek
    @bruhvibechek ปีที่แล้ว

    i actually did get a haircut and the beginning made me crack a little smile

  • @AgentSuggs
    @AgentSuggs ปีที่แล้ว

    Never expected a Warren Zevon reference in a Koifish video but I'm about it

  • @tercioplays913
    @tercioplays913 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jokes on u, I was already subscribed (this is my algorithm comment)

  • @neoasdrubaul
    @neoasdrubaul ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one! Looking forward to the next!

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Koifish speaking Svosk is great

  • @hazelarson6970
    @hazelarson6970 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this is the earliest I’ve been

  • @duncanharrell5009
    @duncanharrell5009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Koifish plays a 1066 start*
    A blessing from the Lord!

  • @ashtonbarwick6696
    @ashtonbarwick6696 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way he switches accent through his speech😂

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Literally all you had to do was kill the heirs before you killed the title holder. When new people take the throne the line of succession changes, so all you did is break the realm. At least you still had claims though

    • @darkjannn
      @darkjannn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, you're right, but this does sound like "all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ".

  • @praxseb4317
    @praxseb4317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My great great great... Grandpa😎😎😎

  • @Barzonius
    @Barzonius ปีที่แล้ว

    Early A.F.
    Good one, Koifish.

  • @aestheticsbyanna
    @aestheticsbyanna ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not a starting date character, but Ealdgyth (spelling?) Swannenhals in 1066 is a real challenge to secure succession with and I'd love to see koifish do it

  • @frankyboy1466
    @frankyboy1466 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the Haestin saga coming back soon ? Keep up the great work you are my viking drug

  • @HomerWeeks
    @HomerWeeks ปีที่แล้ว

    I need my Haestienn fix! Please give me more Haestienn saga, uncle Koifish!

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Koifish, could you do a playthrough of the mod "Godherja"?
    It is _fantastic_
    It has magic, disasters and so much more!
    I do recommend delving into its lore first though, it is very extensive.
    Oh and it has a very powerful viking like kingdom. Its people are called the Sjálvolki. They're cool

  • @schnufi0893
    @schnufi0893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Koifish is screaming like he's the one leding it.😂😂

  • @curtkowalczyk2949
    @curtkowalczyk2949 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice warren zevon reference

  • @dunbass7149
    @dunbass7149 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Harold hardrada’s ‘claim’ in England is basically uh a king of England was also king of Norway and uh the current king of England’s brother lives in Norway’

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 ปีที่แล้ว

      The claim to England came from a relative who ruled England, Denmark and Norway for a time.

    • @dunbass7149
      @dunbass7149 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianpijov8708 cnut died half a century before and was not a direct relative

    • @thiago292
      @thiago292 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair it's better than the claim William the Conqueror had

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another koifish classic

  • @brunoehrnvall6633
    @brunoehrnvall6633 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video!!!!!!

  • @cmfalsen
    @cmfalsen ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeg spiser brunost på brødskive. Takk for at du spør

  • @jesusadrianramirezparedes9676
    @jesusadrianramirezparedes9676 ปีที่แล้ว

    im already subscribed so i cannot help there

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did a playthru of harold godwinson and beat both harold and william then went with his heir into a crusade for Valencia and ended up playing the rest of the game as the crusader kingdom of Valencia

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke ปีที่แล้ว

    Best wishes

  • @tobiastheblueman
    @tobiastheblueman ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for noticing I did something new with my hair, Mr. Koifish 😊 I put a beanie on over it today

  • @starless267
    @starless267 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Koifish, if you want to do something extremly goofy with Godwinson or England in general, here's a suggestion: redirect a crusade to Zaporizhia and win it. This way, you'll get a unique New England kingdom and can make a hybrid New English culture with english and turks.

  • @juancernas485
    @juancernas485 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked and commented.

  • @gs-8279
    @gs-8279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good evening

  • @tedgames2707
    @tedgames2707 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh on koifish is coming for round 2

  • @Marcoz588
    @Marcoz588 ปีที่แล้ว

    Koifish, next time try do this, but without losing Magnus! 😭 Also please please please go do another Bavandid game, give us a full run! 😎

  • @aberrantgamer
    @aberrantgamer ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao on the subtitled when he speaks Norwegian it says [Music] 😂

  • @ghostlion8616
    @ghostlion8616 ปีที่แล้ว

    What happens if I didn't press the subscribe button? A Meatcanyon version of Haesteinn would come and devour me

  • @Suspect333
    @Suspect333 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subbed

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm surprised you didn't choose Haesteinn, conquer Norway, get the rightful king in your court, and then push his Claim with Haesteinn to make Haesteinn the King of England.
    Haesteinn, King of England.
    It sounds so novel, yet somehow I get the feeling you've done it before.😂

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haestain lives in 867

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@derekskelton4187 It's fuckin' Koifish. He could find a way to play the man in HOI4 if you gave him reason to.

    • @jonathanforrest7215
      @jonathanforrest7215 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colt1903 Now there's an idea.

  • @Aq_3
    @Aq_3 ปีที่แล้ว

    good video i love it !

  • @persontaco1102
    @persontaco1102 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guys energy 😂I want him to play the realms in exile mod for ck3 and play Sauron.

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:13 - Is this an Oversimplified reference?

  • @Bigmanmel20
    @Bigmanmel20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 Skyrim reference

  • @Cpertz
    @Cpertz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello koi fish 🤗 plz play kingdom of Mann again. But you have to start as man the single county and cannot vassalize nor conquer anyone and see how long it takes to elevate kingdom of Mann.

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the most boring video ever lol

  • @Hieronymus_
    @Hieronymus_ ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algo-rythm & blues

  • @vovasyhin7219
    @vovasyhin7219 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You faied as soon as ironside died, the challenge was all of england in 1 lifetime!

  • @GothBoiCliiqz
    @GothBoiCliiqz ปีที่แล้ว

    Koi fish The Hard Ruler 🪨

  • @beveragebrit
    @beveragebrit 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Harold convinced Edward to banish Tostig from England when he caused his peasants to rebel Tostig then left for Norway only to return with Harald

  • @jghhlhh
    @jghhlhh ปีที่แล้ว

    Some top tier norwegian right there 🤣

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its ironic that also the HRE explode the ally :D

  • @Keli88
    @Keli88 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give us more Hæsteinn saga!

  • @robertrexburg6414
    @robertrexburg6414 ปีที่แล้ว

    When are you making a other hastin video koifish

  • @Greatludde12
    @Greatludde12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Det frister med brunost på torsdagskvelden.

  • @bryanmaina5153
    @bryanmaina5153 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anglo-Saxons have grievances that is an understatement 😂

  • @icybfdigaming76
    @icybfdigaming76 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect Ængland

  • @karstenzittel
    @karstenzittel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best copium ever is how confederate partition splits every kingdom to crown children instead of the firstborn because it makes the game more challenging

  • @BUGSINMYSKIN1
    @BUGSINMYSKIN1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve played as him and I am trying to form the North Sea empire

  • @Koni_35
    @Koni_35 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haralds triumph reference???!!?!

  • @keyos4398
    @keyos4398 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do t hurt my harald

  • @goldingott9032
    @goldingott9032 ปีที่แล้ว

    Koifish proving at the end why intrigue is just the worst CK3 skill, and that is on God

  • @kennethstople3969
    @kennethstople3969 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brunost er godt da Koifish!!

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So a game of musical thrones eh?

  • @plopyxX
    @plopyxX ปีที่แล้ว

    as i said before A to Z makes no sense. new update bring new bookmarks, with new character so you'll have to go back in the alphabet to to the full a to z. it has to be first by bookmark, and then a to z or whatever you want, like idk color hair for exemple

  • @eskipotato
    @eskipotato 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:03 hahaha

  • @RuthlessMetalYT
    @RuthlessMetalYT ปีที่แล้ว

    His name is Harald Hårdråde real name Sigurdson. Hårdråde means steadfast.

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder how different England would be if Harald had won the war of 1066. And whether the language would be more or less messed up.

    • @Statix-
      @Statix- ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably less messed up since no french influence

    • @redoreo9978
      @redoreo9978 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not a big difference between Old English and Norse languages at that time

  • @00martoneniris86
    @00martoneniris86 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could you play the Abbasids in 1066
    And in the Iranian intermetso

  • @paulinalevina9690
    @paulinalevina9690 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My sons so dumb IQ 21
    _Harald Hardrade of Norway_

  • @Vaizzard
    @Vaizzard ปีที่แล้ว

    For more u ask to subscribe more i will not feel like to do it! Sorry that's the way i feel... Some day, maybe, but i love u Koifish.

  • @Bonemiath
    @Bonemiath ปีที่แล้ว

    a comment for the algorithm

  • @Arturhsmrogna
    @Arturhsmrogna ปีที่แล้ว

    Opinions på hemorrojdkräm?

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar ปีที่แล้ว

    Harold’s records are incorrect. I subscribed long ago, and have claimed my place as a lord of Norway.

  • @ahhno4662
    @ahhno4662 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hello mr koi fish can you send hæsteinn to Yemen please

  • @baronDioxid
    @baronDioxid ปีที่แล้ว

    a!
    Edit: Sorry, had to get the comment in before the 5 seconds were up.