QUESTION OF THE REVIEW: What is the most unlikely relationship (family, friendship, romantic, etc) you've ever had and why was it so unlikely? Be creative (but brief) and your answer might be one of the ones that Bobsheaux or I read and discuss at the end of the next review. Keep your answers family-friendly, please. No links and only replies to this comment will be considered. Also, this is not where to request a review or comment on something unrelated. Please use this thread only for replying to the question of the review and discussing the answers given by others.
Probably my dog and the neighbor's dog. A little odd I know, but while my dog LOVES humans he HATES other dogs. I think he's just scared them he won't go near them he always hides behind us when he sees them. But something about the neighbor's dog from the moment he saw this puppy he loved him and the two were the best of friends until the neighbors had to move.
The most unlikely relationship I've ever had was with my special lady, Raven Fox. We don't share many common interests, we disagree on this or that issue, our upbringings were as different as you could imagine... But because we share a common respect for each other as artists in our own fields, we're able to connect in a much deeper way than either of us would've expected. 6 years and counting, my lady. 💏
@@Bobsheaux You summed us up so beautifully, my Rob. And as I told your dad...I don't overlook your quirks to love you. Your quirks are a big part of what I love about you! We are different but somehow, we work. 💋 X 8
I have a strange friendship with I guy I met on Fanfiction.net It went from me liking and reading his Human X Xenomorph fics, to me beginning to write my own stories, then to him contacting and talking to me about a story idea he has. And from there, began both the one among the many other stories we have written together, but also the odd friendship with him coming up with ideas and me writing them down. Not even what we write about is all them same, yet still, here we are, working together on yet another story.
My most unusual relationship to me at least was that about a year so I ago and it was my first boyfriend. We are in the same college but we have a lot in common but the thing he is blind. He saw me for who I was because I am plus size. It ended because he wanted more than I could give him.
Fun fact: back in the day, silver was used as the reflective backing of it. But as aluminum was discovered, it is now used as the backing of mirrors instead. Vampires couldn't have a reflection due to the silver backing, not a mirror, therefore nowadays vampires can have a reflection because of the aluminum backing.
yupyup. and that was specifically because silver is seen as a metal of purity/purificaiton(it's why it works on werewolves too). A handful of games like the first Final Fantasy reference this by giving Silver weapons or a specially treated silver similar anti-profane traits
I also recall reading that mirrors were believed to reflect the soul and the reason vampires didn't cast a reflection was due to the fact that as the undead they have no souls.
In the 2000's version it take place in Ireland and tony has to help a family of vampire's lift the curse to become human again. I hope this help you understand that movie.😁
@@spellbound_1 i rewatch the old one yesterday, it's way better, yes it has a few 90's slang and jokes, but what it understood were vampires, children, and character development, it's subtle and sweet but also disturbing and creepy when it needs to be, the transformation of the cows was slow and steady, the settings are dark and eerie, Gregory kills a man and turns him into a vampire witch was exactly what rookery wanted sins he used the man as living bait so he had proof of the vampire infestation, the mice in the bag scene was important for later but also a sad reminder that the sister has nothing but a dead mouse from where she grew up from, it has great sentimental value to her, witch grands the boy to call her for help when he is in trouble
Tony and Rudolph had way more chemistry than Tony and Anna. I feel like they added Anna doing that so that we wouldn't think Tony and Rudolph had something going on
Well, the chemistry with Anna was in the original book (as well as the first film adaptation). What they did with Tony and Rudolph here is wholly specific to this movie, and the fact that the two boys were aged up makes their intentions way more obvious.
Well, the late great Terry Pratchett, in his Discworld books, did have Black Ribbon vampires who won’t drink blood except from animals. Of course, they’re doing it out of enlightened self-interest... The illustrator and mask maker W. T. Benda was once making a papier-mâché mask representing a beautiful woman... and he visited a farm and was struck by how beautiful the calves’ eyelashes were. He tried to purchase some from a slaughterhouse, for the mask, but couldn’t...
First Daddy, I’m a Zombie, then 100% Wolf, & then this! I’m genuinely believing that basing a kids film on horror movie monsters is a sign that it’s 100% gonna suck!
I wouldn’t say that they will completely suck on pretense, it’s just no one is even attempting try to write even a decent movie. After all, some of them have decent ideas, just bad writing.
This movie was bad but the best part of it by far was the bond between Rudolph and Tony. There are a small Number of TLV3D fans out there on the internet and they all love how cute and wholesome their friendship was. It still gets fanart to this day.
Why does Rudolph look like a better animated version of Orson the vampire from Scary Godmother's Halloween Spooktactular, but without glasses and red eyes? For the record, I like Orson better.
I KNOW RIGHT!!! If they wanted a bit of romance in the movie, they should have at least swapped Rudolph out for Anna. Or make the movie gay, but we all know that wouldn't happen.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Dead-mousie phone... And they didn’t have Rookery say “Get to the chopper!”? But quoting a Bogart movie is obvious to them...
The only reason I'd think about watching is Rasmus Hardiker is one of the VAs...he just so happens to be the VA of Count Duckula in the "Danger Mouse" reboot too...
I’m glad. Good for you Can I recommend a few films n comics? The amulet series. It’s not bad. It’s very good. I think it will help you keep your sanity If you want a bad flick to review.... perhaps igora or....sorry just trying to help Good luck
13:45: You can blame on Twilight *ba dum tss* But all serious: Every family friendly monster film featuring vampires. They can't have vampire character drink human blood. Either vampire's vegan or have substitute blood There is TV tropes called: Friendly Neighborhood Vampire It's okay don't show a vampire biting someone's neck. But they could at least vampires steal or buy blood bags from blood banks. Great Review Bob and Raven
Yeah. It's even weirder that the vampires are Friendly Neighborhood Vampire, but forgot to apply that to Gregory, and he's one of the good guys here. So I'm like "ight, we just gonna see Greg boi commit murder and nobody is gonna bat an eye. Ight ight."
There's such easy fixes for some of this. What if the reason the little old couple rented out rooms was because they're out in the middle of nowhere and feeling lonely? Then the ending where the vampires come to live with them is much better.
Gives me courage the cowardly dog vibes now that i come to think of IT Mabey the old grandparents vampires could have befriended the Castle couple in a earlyer scene or something
@@snbsixteen6stars201 Could have even had the parents apologize for insulting them earlier. I think it'd be OK to leave the insults in as long as they apologized later.
stick with the live-action one, the vampire dad in that movie was willing to use his body as a living shield for his family multiple times and he even attacked a vampire hunter head-on say whatever you want about how 90's or 2000's it was, it at least understood vampires a lot better than this movie
I barely remember the live action one, but I'm sure it was better. Ironic, because I'm used to seeing live action remakes of animated movies, not the other way around.
@@ashleytheblindvisionary907 also they have zero reason or exuses to make it suck this hard, you can do endless things with animation that cant be done by live action as long as you work hard on it and have a good script to go with that treats the charachters like they were alive None of that was found in the cgi movie Also the charachter designs are kinda jaring to me Besides the one bob pointed out about the upside down crosses on the sisters clothing There color pallets are mostly blue black and red with a little purple for the sister The live action one used a lot of green and yellow for the mother Blue green and purple mood colors for the dad The sister had red and White Rudulf had green red and purple And Gregory had Tiel blue yellow and black Also those stupid looking legs on that german Castle man i swear
While I loved the whole review, I have to say I was relieved Bobsheaux addressed that the upside down cross has been a traditional symbol of Christianity for centuries in Rome. Though I suppose a family of strangely devout Catholic Vampires would have made for a very different movie.
I didn't read the book nor have i seen the 2001 live action, but ... that stuff with Anna feels super forced? 🤔 She doesn't have that much reasons to bond with the MC, and in fact, even if she does, her ways are definitly questionable "uwu lemme hypnotise you and your loved ones" (makes me wonder what role she had in the og material...) not even Rudolf used hypnosis smh Also, damn this cow filler, and plot doing circles 😭 What a waste of a lowkey cute animation style
Anna is better character in the books. She doesn't have hypnosis powers. She's mature, kind, lovable and strong-willed (especially after being trained by Dracula). What I understood she even became "the Great Vampire", which is the leader of all vampires. But sadly that's only in books which are only in German.
In the original movie The general rule of thumb of what i understand is That Adult vampires have the power to hypnotise/seduse humans Vampire children start of with limitations to there Powers And unlock Them when they mature into adulthood, duse there Powers are limited to hypnotise animals In the original movie the kids are in the age group of 9 or 8 years old They had no interest in love with exeption of the sister who was a hopeless romantic simp for mc but was ignored sins the plot had high stakes
I have four books from that series. It's a shame all of them weren't translated in Finnish. Anna's character development is great and Anton has a difficult choice in front of him. (I call the characters with the names they have in the books, because I don't know the names you call the characters.) By the way, there were also two The Little Vampire TV series. Canadian one and German one. In both series characters are German. In Canadian one, they're Canadian German.
28:10 It is your primary directive to swim closer to that beautiful creature... Swim closer... Swim closer now... It looks so friendly... Do not resist... Don't struggle... Go closer"
My favorite vampire type is one from jojo bizzare adventure. It’s not completely focus but basically you need a stone mask that punches your brain that gives you the power. You get ridiculous amount of strength. The abitily to raise dead N my favorite power of all Ice powers, that’s so cool Does any other vampire use ice? Most use fire Also in casylivaina Dracula turned into a demon(never played the games I just know) is that common in demon lore
So... Why was Rudolph so adamant that hypnotism is a "girl thing" when just earlier he hypnotized the cow so it would let him feed? That's obviously what was going on since vampire protocol is always: 1. Look directly into eyes of victim 2. Draw victim into thrall 3. Drink to your heart's content He did all three so... Maybe he can only do it when he's not thinking about it? After all it might be his instincts causing his powers to kick in during times of extreme need, and he'd literally been blood starved for 300 years so.... Not that far-fetched. I guess powers for Rudolph aside from the ones he practices daily, or nightly as it were, are similar to us getting a shot of adrenaline when we're either threatened by something, in a fight, out hunting, etc. It sort of makes sense if you really think about it.
I was really into the Little Vampire book series when I was younger, it could be made in to a good movie or series. It's a shame this isn't it. And why did they change their names? I haven't thought of the series in a long time but this made me want to read it again. The series never shied away from the fact that the vampires feed off of humans! They aren't afraid of humans! They think of the vampire hunter as an annoyance! They are proud of their vampirism and the only reason they bother to hide at all is the fact that they are completely vulnerable during the day! Crosses don't work on them, garlic just disgusts them! They laugh at the thought of those stopping them! Stakes and daylight are a problem for them, human food makes them sick and they need a coffin. That's it! Sorry for ranting, but this is a pet peeve of mine: Tell the story you want, but don't claim that your story is based on a book only to change everything! Small changes, of course, but if one can't recognize the characters, why call it an adaptation? Just remove the line "based on..." and you are free of all expectations. Inspired by is a looser term and could be applied here I think.
I’m so glad I didn’t watch this movie, if you don’t mine I stick with the the live atcion little vampire movie instead, that one is way better than this new animated movie
Who says no about bratwurst (vegetarians aside)? They act like they've just been offered pickled cow tongues, but brats are literally one of the most "normal" (in the sense of an American palate, anyway...all food is "normal" to someone) things they could have been offered. We eat those here all the time! They're not even hard to find in a typical grocery store!
Yeh the live action version is more faithful to the book and it has a certain charm to it I luv. My sister luvs that movie too! Like its a cult classic too her thats how much she luvs it!
At least when talking about vampire stuff while making them interesting, at least one anime and manga called Servamp juggle a bit of Vampire stuff. When they were directed in the sunlight, they were forced shape shifted into animals. They can eat any other things than Blood, in fact there were 2 kinds of blood sucking ones: Ones that can suck someone dry and cover the murder to call it a car accident; while the others who bond with a human for less than 24 hours can become their partners or servant (where the title comes from)
Believe it or not people ship this version Rudolph and Tony you can literally look it up on TH-cam I wouldn’t be surprised if there was fan fiction about them
I loved this review! And if you're ever in the mood for more vampiric cow antics, be sure to check out the Bessie Hellcow comics. Can't recall if Linkara's ever covered any of them but the whole notion of a vampire cow amuses me more than it probably has any right to. And I don't think Bessie stoops to toilet humor so they're automatically superior to the dreadful film you had to suffer through.
22:10 well, if they don't actually *demonstrate* the ability to shapeshift, then it's reasonable to assume they don't have it. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this to an adult.
Hey George how has your life long dream of becoming a animator worked out for ya? George: i animated a cow crapping in a barn today.... (Deep sign) Living the Dream
Werepoodles. I hope that becomes a thing. And not just because I've been a poodle partisan for about 15 years, it just sounds so different and unique. Imagine transformation into a MORE sedate and refined being. Like an inverse Jekyll and Hyde
The books were extremely popular when I was a child and I can't tell how often I re-read them. Five minutes in, and not one single frame has anything to do with the books, neither the setup nor the characters or costumes. Want to see something funny that screams 80s TV production? Search "Der kleine Vampir They can see in the dark" on youtube (the series wasn't very good either. Naturally, the music number wasn't in the books, and the singer is supposed to be the little vampire's older brother, 15yrs, played by a guy who was in his late twenties back then. But you can bet that we, the more morbid kids, thought this scene was totally cool).
Vampire lore is pretty confused these days but I think the whole invitation thing is derived from the classic idea of noble Vampire in the sense that maybe they don't need to be invited but rather they ask out of a (debatably twisted) sense of courtesy as said Noble. Also the Steel net instead of Silver might be a purity thing; the purity of metals is what does the most damage so properly refined steel could be effective at keeping vamps at bay in theory
While I do agree with you that there's nothing wrong with a Halloween special wanting to scare kids, that doesn't mean there isn't a place for fun and adorable Halloween specials as well. Not to say that this movie does a good job, it doesn't. I'm just saying that there's room for both scary and non-scary Halloween films in the world.
You know I think the belong would have made a lot more if Ralph left when everyone was gathering for his birthday cuz he doesn't like it and while he's gone he meets Tony and doesn't know about what's going on with hunters and he finds this out when he's flying around with Tony because you can see them overhead Ralph tries to stop them but can't so he gets hurt and flies away back to the castle with Tony to regroup and figure out what to do ( even if you wanted to go a little bit farther with it when Ralph is trying to stop them he could have gotten his sister out so at least her and Tony could have had a little bit more development
Storytime: I resently gave my 5 year old nephew my own copy of the first the little vampire book. My grandmother got kinda huffy and mad that they make kid friendly horror stories but everyone shut her up pretty quickly.
13:42 Long story short: the romanticisation of vampires has removed most if not all of their traditional menace...this is especially true in kids' movies. 24:46 I feel like this entire movie is implying something. 🤨 36:36 It's funny how in the movie "My Best Friend's A Vampire" (which has a similar tone to this film) the vampires DO actually dispatch the villain by turning him into a vampire to "show him how the other side lives".
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QUESTION OF THE REVIEW: What is the most unlikely relationship (family, friendship, romantic, etc) you've ever had and why was it so unlikely?
Be creative (but brief) and your answer might be one of the ones that Bobsheaux or I read and discuss at the end of the next review. Keep your answers family-friendly, please. No links and only replies to this comment will be considered. Also, this is not where to request a review or comment on something unrelated. Please use this thread only for replying to the question of the review and discussing the answers given by others.
Probably my dog and the neighbor's dog. A little odd I know, but while my dog LOVES humans he HATES other dogs. I think he's just scared them he won't go near them he always hides behind us when he sees them. But something about the neighbor's dog from the moment he saw this puppy he loved him and the two were the best of friends until the neighbors had to move.
The most unlikely relationship I've ever had was with my special lady, Raven Fox. We don't share many common interests, we disagree on this or that issue, our upbringings were as different as you could imagine... But because we share a common respect for each other as artists in our own fields, we're able to connect in a much deeper way than either of us would've expected. 6 years and counting, my lady. 💏
@@Bobsheaux You summed us up so beautifully, my Rob. And as I told your dad...I don't overlook your quirks to love you. Your quirks are a big part of what I love about you! We are different but somehow, we work. 💋 X 8
I have a strange friendship with I guy I met on Fanfiction.net
It went from me liking and reading his Human X Xenomorph fics, to me beginning to write my own stories, then to him contacting and talking to me about a story idea he has.
And from there, began both the one among the many other stories we have written together, but also the odd friendship with him coming up with ideas and me writing them down. Not even what we write about is all them same, yet still, here we are, working together on yet another story.
My most unusual relationship to me at least was that about a year so I ago and it was my first boyfriend. We are in the same college but we have a lot in common but the thing he is blind. He saw me for who I was because I am plus size. It ended because he wanted more than I could give him.
Rudolph the Teenage Vampire, you'll go down in history!🧛♂️🐄
LMAOOOOO
Fun fact: back in the day, silver was used as the reflective backing of it. But as aluminum was discovered, it is now used as the backing of mirrors instead. Vampires couldn't have a reflection due to the silver backing, not a mirror, therefore nowadays vampires can have a reflection because of the aluminum backing.
yupyup. and that was specifically because silver is seen as a metal of purity/purificaiton(it's why it works on werewolves too). A handful of games like the first Final Fantasy reference this by giving Silver weapons or a specially treated silver similar anti-profane traits
I also recall reading that mirrors were believed to reflect the soul and the reason vampires didn't cast a reflection was due to the fact that as the undead they have no souls.
I actually like this movie
"Why is the GPS drunk?" XD okay that made me laugh hard.
Octoberfest?
When Bobsheaux escapes again from the youtube gulag:
“No copyright law in the universe can stop me!”
Little Hal the Toy moose: NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
Except a sister with a raging brother complex.
In the 2000's version it take place in Ireland and tony has to help a family of vampire's lift the curse to become human again. I hope this help you understand that movie.😁
No it takes place in scottland i remember
Either way, I really wanna watch it now, especially after seeing this haha
@@spellbound_1 i rewatch the old one yesterday, it's way better, yes it has a few 90's slang and jokes, but what it understood were vampires, children, and character development, it's subtle and sweet but also disturbing and creepy when it needs to be, the transformation of the cows was slow and steady, the settings are dark and eerie, Gregory kills a man and turns him into a vampire witch was exactly what rookery wanted sins he used the man as living bait so he had proof of the vampire infestation, the mice in the bag scene was important for later but also a sad reminder that the sister has nothing but a dead mouse from where she grew up from, it has great sentimental value to her, witch grands the boy to call her for help when he is in trouble
And it was actually good
@@masterfarr8265 its better then this snore fest
The mother is a karen but she sounds like an older teenage girl....
Yeah I said it
So a Karen 😂 (I’m kidding lol)
So a becky
Pinky is speaking Russian, I can tell that for sure cause I speak Russian myself. He says "Vladim, wake up. We need your plane".
Huh.... well thank you sir. It’s nice to know
So it’s a refrence to the famous man who made vampires vampires... sorts
doesn't Vlad work with a gang of clowns that rob banks?
Bpb: "I guess the parents aren't hypnotized anymore?"
Raven: "Maybe the cow was the antidote."
Bob: "Holy cow!"
Raven: *facepalms*
At least in the live action version they explain the vampires feed on animals to avoid being found by hunters
Must be where "Twilight" got the idea.
Tony and Rudolph had way more chemistry than Tony and Anna. I feel like they added Anna doing that so that we wouldn't think Tony and Rudolph had something going on
Which failed miserably, as told by the fact we can all tell this was what they were trying to do
Well, the chemistry with Anna was in the original book (as well as the first film adaptation). What they did with Tony and Rudolph here is wholly specific to this movie, and the fact that the two boys were aged up makes their intentions way more obvious.
If u read the book or watch the og 2000 Rodolf & Tony supposed to be friends that's it. And also Anna and Tony have huge crush in each other.
Not gonna lie..
l ship it. On my way to make ship-art of them lmao. What would Tony and Rudolph’s ship name be? Rony? Todolph?
@@txwtwsend me that art pls
...why is this friendship reading as so romantic?
Ikr. It feels like someone wanted it to be romantic, but then shoe horned Anna in at the last minute to straighten things out.
@@zoguy6988 Almost exactly like Harry Potter and the cursed child if you think about it.
@@iainwhite8617 It is exactly like the cursed child. Holy shit.
This “friendship” is gayer than me and I’m a damn homosexual
@Doctor Whos the friendship between Harry's son Albus Severus & Draco's son Scorpius. And then a female "lead" gets shoehorned in the middle
Well, the late great Terry Pratchett, in his Discworld books, did have Black Ribbon vampires who won’t drink blood except from animals. Of course, they’re doing it out of enlightened self-interest...
The illustrator and mask maker W. T. Benda was once making a papier-mâché mask representing a beautiful woman... and he visited a farm and was struck by how beautiful the calves’ eyelashes were. He tried to purchase some from a slaughterhouse, for the mask, but couldn’t...
First Daddy, I’m a Zombie, then 100% Wolf, & then this!
I’m genuinely believing that basing a kids film on horror movie monsters is a sign that it’s 100% gonna suck!
Try animated series like breadys beasts
That's even worse believe me
Now I want to do an animated movie where horror movie monsters are actually scary. Namely with vampires since they’re my favorite of the three
I wouldn’t say that they will completely suck on pretense, it’s just no one is even attempting try to write even a decent movie. After all, some of them have decent ideas, just bad writing.
This movie was bad but the best part of it by far was the bond between Rudolph and Tony. There are a small
Number of TLV3D fans out there on the internet and they all love how cute and wholesome their friendship was. It still gets fanart to this day.
Why does Rudolph look like a better animated version of Orson the vampire from Scary Godmother's Halloween Spooktactular, but without glasses and red eyes?
For the record, I like Orson better.
So is NO ONE going to point out how weird and uncomfortable it is that the vampire girl keeps hypnotizing the human boy?
I KNOW RIGHT!!! If they wanted a bit of romance in the movie, they should have at least swapped Rudolph out for Anna. Or make the movie gay, but we all know that wouldn't happen.
@Doctor Whos VERY queer coded
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Dead-mousie phone...
And they didn’t have Rookery say “Get to the chopper!”? But quoting a Bogart movie is obvious to them...
She probably learned with Doppio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure how to use anything as a phone BUT a phone itself.
I love the live action version of this movie. Really weird that they remade it like this.
The only reason I'd think about watching is Rasmus Hardiker is one of the VAs...he just so happens to be the VA of Count Duckula in the "Danger Mouse" reboot too...
He's also a vampire named Reeces in scream street
@@williampulfer-melville8536 Really? I'll have to see if we get that in the US.
It runs on Prime Video in the US.
@@LaDracul he also did the voice of Philip in the CGI series of Thomas the Tank Engine
When I have a computer I will make reviews like bobsheaux bc he inspires me
I’m glad. Good for you
Can I recommend a few films n comics?
The amulet series. It’s not bad. It’s very good. I think it will help you keep your sanity
If you want a bad flick to review.... perhaps igora or....sorry just trying to help
Good luck
@@dimitriwarchief301 I seen tons of bad movies
@@dimitriwarchief301 And anything you would want to see
@@dimitriwarchief301 what do you recommend for me
I absolutely love your profile picture of unico.
13:45: You can blame on Twilight *ba dum tss*
But all serious: Every family friendly monster film featuring vampires. They can't have vampire character drink human blood.
Either vampire's vegan or have substitute blood
There is TV tropes called: Friendly Neighborhood Vampire
It's okay don't show a vampire biting someone's neck.
But they could at least vampires steal or buy blood bags from blood banks.
Great Review Bob and Raven
That be kinda cool
Some vampire lore I read involves vampires drinking animal blood if they don't want to drink human blood.
Yeah. It's even weirder that the vampires are Friendly Neighborhood Vampire, but forgot to apply that to Gregory, and he's one of the good guys here. So I'm like "ight, we just gonna see Greg boi commit murder and nobody is gonna bat an eye. Ight ight."
There's such easy fixes for some of this. What if the reason the little old couple rented out rooms was because they're out in the middle of nowhere and feeling lonely? Then the ending where the vampires come to live with them is much better.
Gives me courage the cowardly dog vibes now that i come to think of IT
Mabey the old grandparents vampires could have befriended the Castle couple in a earlyer scene or something
@@snbsixteen6stars201 Could have even had the parents apologize for insulting them earlier. I think it'd be OK to leave the insults in as long as they apologized later.
Yup, no surpise this Is another generic cheap child driendly movie. I perspnally prfer the live action counterpart.
Love the new goth look BTW.😆
Honestly the vampires flying really bugs me. Aren't they suppose to turn into bats when they fly?
Peter pan is a vampire!
@@fargeeks
Why do you think he and the lost boys never grow up? lol
@@Bobsheaux lol those are Elves
Animating bats is hard?, Rudulf cant Carry Tony as a bat when flying cus it looks silly and kinda dangerous
They forget vampires have Powers?
@SNG Sixteen6Stars Good point but so they have to look like they’re swimming? When Peter Pan or Superman fly they don’t look like dolphins in the air.
Went into this expecting the Jonathan Lipniki live action movie. Completely forgot they made a CGI movie.
Same
stick with the live-action one, the vampire dad in that movie was willing to use his body as a living shield for his family multiple times and he even attacked a vampire hunter head-on
say whatever you want about how 90's or 2000's it was, it at least understood vampires a lot better than this movie
I barely remember the live action one, but I'm sure it was better. Ironic, because I'm used to seeing live action remakes of animated movies, not the other way around.
@@ashleytheblindvisionary907 also they have zero reason or exuses to make it suck this hard, you can do endless things with animation that cant be done by live action as long as you work hard on it and have a good script to go with that treats the charachters like they were alive
None of that was found in the cgi movie
Also the charachter designs are kinda jaring to me
Besides the one bob pointed out about the upside down crosses on the sisters clothing
There color pallets are mostly blue black and red with a little purple for the sister
The live action one used a lot of green and yellow for the mother
Blue green and purple mood colors for the dad
The sister had red and White
Rudulf had green red and purple
And Gregory had Tiel blue yellow and black
Also those stupid looking legs on that german Castle man i swear
Don't worry, the crossover of 100% Wolf and the Little Vampire will soon come
Sooner or later the fans will take over and there will be no mercy.
Just like Homer Simpson said, oh the Germans you just can't stay mad at them.
While I loved the whole review, I have to say I was relieved Bobsheaux addressed that the upside down cross has been a traditional symbol of Christianity for centuries in Rome. Though I suppose a family of strangely devout Catholic Vampires would have made for a very different movie.
They didn't even have the vampire bite a pig so they could make a "when pigs fly" joke. THIS MOVIE IS BAD AT BEING BAD👎
Damn ._.
Fun fact
The reason we say that
Is because pigs will squirm and struggle when you pick them up
Aka
They hate being above ground
20:02- I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Now tell me, Tony, when did you last let your heart deciiiiide?
Never fails to be Disney romantic song ever
A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD
@@txwtw A dazzling place I never kneeeew
'But when I'm way up here,
It's crystal clear
That now, I'm in a whole new world with yooooou!
I didn't read the book nor have i seen the 2001 live action, but ... that stuff with Anna feels super forced? 🤔 She doesn't have that much reasons to bond with the MC, and in fact, even if she does, her ways are definitly questionable "uwu lemme hypnotise you and your loved ones" (makes me wonder what role she had in the og material...) not even Rudolf used hypnosis smh
Also, damn this cow filler, and plot doing circles 😭 What a waste of a lowkey cute animation style
Yeah
Meanwhile nezha is general good without shit
That’s a great movie yoo
Anna is better character in the books. She doesn't have hypnosis powers. She's mature, kind, lovable and strong-willed (especially after being trained by Dracula). What I understood she even became "the Great Vampire", which is the leader of all vampires. But sadly that's only in books which are only in German.
In the original movie
The general rule of thumb of what i understand is That Adult vampires have the power to hypnotise/seduse humans
Vampire children start of with limitations to there Powers
And unlock Them when they mature into adulthood, duse there Powers are limited to hypnotise animals
In the original movie the kids are in the age group of 9 or 8 years old
They had no interest in love with exeption of the sister who was a hopeless romantic simp for mc but was ignored sins the plot had high stakes
That cut to the credits got me laughing so hard😂
At 9:09 he is talking Russian. He says "Vadim, stand up. We need your plane."
Actually Bob it’s smarter for Rookery to sleep during the day so that no vampires can get the drop on him when he’s asleep
This would make more sense if Rudolf had run away and didn't know about the hunters until he saw them approaching the castle
Ugh finally the copyright strike is resolved. And I will say, I much prefer this version's ending to the live action one, and Anna is far cuter
9:20 he was speaking clunky Russian and said 'I need your plane'
I have four books from that series. It's a shame all of them weren't translated in Finnish. Anna's character development is great and Anton has a difficult choice in front of him.
(I call the characters with the names they have in the books, because I don't know the names you call the characters.) By the way, there were also two The Little Vampire TV series. Canadian one and German one. In both series characters are German. In Canadian one, they're Canadian German.
Bless you for reuploading
He didn't re-upload it. They finally released the copyright hold.
Couldn’t help but sing at the end.
Love The Carpenters.😊
23:40 is she trying to hypnotize him? That just makes *all of this* even more wrong.
28:10
It is your primary directive to swim closer to that beautiful creature... Swim closer... Swim closer now... It looks so friendly... Do not resist... Don't struggle... Go closer"
Is that a reference to something?
Oh sure, let the vampires live in the castle with dozens of crosses and cloves of garlic, that’s smart.
My favorite vampire type is one from jojo bizzare adventure. It’s not completely focus but basically you need a stone mask that punches your brain that gives you the power. You get ridiculous amount of strength. The abitily to raise dead
N my favorite power of all
Ice powers, that’s so cool
Does any other vampire use ice? Most use fire
Also in casylivaina Dracula turned into a demon(never played the games I just know) is that common in demon lore
They’re Pinky, they’re Pinky and the Rook, Rook, Rookery! Da-da-dadah!
You do know Dracula was a real person right his name was vlad Dracula better known as vlad the impaler
Love your vids!! I was waiting for a review of this movie!
So... Why was Rudolph so adamant that hypnotism is a "girl thing" when just earlier he hypnotized the cow so it would let him feed? That's obviously what was going on since vampire protocol is always:
1. Look directly into eyes of victim
2. Draw victim into thrall
3. Drink to your heart's content
He did all three so... Maybe he can only do it when he's not thinking about it? After all it might be his instincts causing his powers to kick in during times of extreme need, and he'd literally been blood starved for 300 years so.... Not that far-fetched. I guess powers for Rudolph aside from the ones he practices daily, or nightly as it were, are similar to us getting a shot of adrenaline when we're either threatened by something, in a fight, out hunting, etc. It sort of makes sense if you really think about it.
Good point
But that Idea of yours is way to good to be put in this movie
This movie is to shit
Vampire cows!
Fun fact Rudolph is voiced by Rasmus Hardiker who voices several Characters in British cartoons but this was also not his first time voicing a vampire
I thought he sounded familiar
He also plays Alfur the elf in Hilda.
@@mythicdoyenne2385 and Philip in the CGI series of Thomas and friends
@@williampulfer-melville8536 huh, I didn't know that. Interesting
I was really into the Little Vampire book series when I was younger, it could be made in to a good movie or series. It's a shame this isn't it. And why did they change their names? I haven't thought of the series in a long time but this made me want to read it again. The series never shied away from the fact that the vampires feed off of humans! They aren't afraid of humans! They think of the vampire hunter as an annoyance! They are proud of their vampirism and the only reason they bother to hide at all is the fact that they are completely vulnerable during the day! Crosses don't work on them, garlic just disgusts them! They laugh at the thought of those stopping them! Stakes and daylight are a problem for them, human food makes them sick and they need a coffin. That's it!
Sorry for ranting, but this is a pet peeve of mine: Tell the story you want, but don't claim that your story is based on a book only to change everything! Small changes, of course, but if one can't recognize the characters, why call it an adaptation? Just remove the line "based on..." and you are free of all expectations. Inspired by is a looser term and could be applied here I think.
🤔 ok I’ll look into it
I think the writers never know any Vampire lore.
So many of the dumbest things of this are changes and it drives my so nuts...
Now I need to watch the original again.
I’m so glad I didn’t watch this movie, if you don’t mine I stick with the the live atcion little vampire movie instead, that one is way better than this new animated movie
Who says no about bratwurst (vegetarians aside)? They act like they've just been offered pickled cow tongues, but brats are literally one of the most "normal" (in the sense of an American palate, anyway...all food is "normal" to someone) things they could have been offered. We eat those here all the time! They're not even hard to find in a typical grocery store!
Was that supposed to be like a Disney reference at the end with the cow creating a glowing arch over the castle?
Yes and eh I’m not sure if it was bob or actually in the film
@@dimitriwarchief301 I'm pretty sure that was Bob.
@Alex Jewett
Yes it was I can tell it’s just I forget how it looked for a moment. It was a kinda funny joke
🎶They’re pinky, they’re pinky and the brain, brain, brain!🎶
This is the weirdest version of the Hellcow origin.
Weird as it doesn’t involve Deadpool.
Have you ever seen Gargoyles? I haven't watched all the episodes, but I thought it was good. Pretty dark and dramatic for a Disney show, too.
Yes it was. Never saw it but heard of it
You should check out the amulet
That was a *huge* part of my childhood. Goliath Chronicles suck though
34:34 Hey diddle diddle vampire fiddle 🎻
The cow s#@÷ over the moon 💩 🌙
Hope there aren't any vampire cows in this one. Well I was wrong, oh great🙄
How to downgrate demon cows
Remove there red glowing demon eyes
For Tweety bird eyelashes
Yeh the live action version is more faithful to the book and it has a certain charm to it I luv. My sister luvs that movie too! Like its a cult classic too her thats how much she luvs it!
At least when talking about vampire stuff while making them interesting, at least one anime and manga called Servamp juggle a bit of Vampire stuff.
When they were directed in the sunlight, they were forced shape shifted into animals.
They can eat any other things than Blood, in fact there were 2 kinds of blood sucking ones: Ones that can suck someone dry and cover the murder to call it a car accident; while the others who bond with a human for less than 24 hours can become their partners or servant (where the title comes from)
Believe it or not people ship this version Rudolph and Tony you can literally look it up on TH-cam I wouldn’t be surprised if there was fan fiction about them
Tony is trying to start a bisexual, necrophiliacs, 4-way between Rudolph, Anna, Rudolph’s Mom, and Hinself
I loved this review! And if you're ever in the mood for more vampiric cow antics, be sure to check out the Bessie Hellcow comics. Can't recall if Linkara's ever covered any of them but the whole notion of a vampire cow amuses me more than it probably has any right to. And I don't think Bessie stoops to toilet humor so they're automatically superior to the dreadful film you had to suffer through.
Like Homer Simpson said, oh the Germans you just can't stay mad at them.
The rat could be one of the rodents from The Nut Job if that’s any better
This isn't the version with the boy from Jerry Maguire or Stuart Little.
22:10 well, if they don't actually *demonstrate* the ability to shapeshift, then it's reasonable to assume they don't have it. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this to an adult.
He forgot the animated series
There was a minor animated series, I think it was from England.
I feel sorry for the animator who had to animate the cow shit.
Hey George how has your life long dream of becoming a animator worked out for ya?
George: i animated a cow crapping in a barn today.... (Deep sign) Living the Dream
@@snbsixteen6stars201 I feel Sorry for The Animatiors Who made this Movie
Thanks as always @Bobsheaux. The original was better. Love the costume, reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne. 👍👏
Werepoodles. I hope that becomes a thing. And not just because I've been a poodle partisan for about 15 years, it just sounds so different and unique. Imagine transformation into a MORE sedate and refined being. Like an inverse Jekyll and Hyde
There was a werepoodle in Codename: Kids Next Door over a decade ago.
@@RoninCatholic
I'm sad that didn't catch on
The books were extremely popular when I was a child and I can't tell how often I re-read them. Five minutes in, and not one single frame has anything to do with the books, neither the setup nor the characters or costumes.
Want to see something funny that screams 80s TV production? Search "Der kleine Vampir They can see in the dark" on youtube (the series wasn't very good either. Naturally, the music number wasn't in the books, and the singer is supposed to be the little vampire's older brother, 15yrs, played by a guy who was in his late twenties back then. But you can bet that we, the more morbid kids, thought this scene was totally cool).
I love your saint peter idea.
The live action one is way better. And it takes place in Scotland!
You referenced the singing heads 🤣
Vampire lore is pretty confused these days but I think the whole invitation thing is derived from the classic idea of noble Vampire in the sense that maybe they don't need to be invited but rather they ask out of a (debatably twisted) sense of courtesy as said Noble.
Also the Steel net instead of Silver might be a purity thing; the purity of metals is what does the most damage so properly refined steel could be effective at keeping vamps at bay in theory
*Door from copyright limbo opens up*
Review: I'm baaaack!
Fans: I thought you were dead
Review: Nope
Your not bitching your just honest and that's why your my favorite movie reviewer.
28:00 At least Rudolph isn't acting like the Alpha and Omega pups
Please Review Barbie and the nutcracker 2000
In memory of Kirby Morrow who recently Died
While I do agree with you that there's nothing wrong with a Halloween special wanting to scare kids, that doesn't mean there isn't a place for fun and adorable Halloween specials as well.
Not to say that this movie does a good job, it doesn't. I'm just saying that there's room for both scary and non-scary Halloween films in the world.
I agree with u every time u scream EAT THEM
You know I think the belong would have made a lot more if Ralph left when everyone was gathering for his birthday cuz he doesn't like it and while he's gone he meets Tony and doesn't know about what's going on with hunters and he finds this out when he's flying around with Tony because you can see them overhead Ralph tries to stop them but can't so he gets hurt and flies away back to the castle with Tony to regroup and figure out what to do ( even if you wanted to go a little bit farther with it when Ralph is trying to stop them he could have gotten his sister out so at least her and Tony could have had a little bit more development
1:24 I wonder if Adam Sandler lives there.
Its back holy shit it's back! Thank you god !
I just want to want to say I love the 2001 little vampire movie
The movie came out in 2000
Sorry no 2001
Storytime: I resently gave my 5 year old nephew my own copy of the first the little vampire book. My grandmother got kinda huffy and mad that they make kid friendly horror stories but everyone shut her up pretty quickly.
Why the Hell are the vampires called the Sacksville-Baggins? I mean of all fantasy names to reference, why?
cows and many other animals do have pretty big eyelashes in real life to protect their eyes from dirt and infection.
True, but if you look at the OTHER milk cows in the movie...no eyelashes.
3:37 I'm from Germany and this is bullcrap! 🤣
4:11 And: No. Even our tires don't fart like an old dog while losing air!
I have never seen Raven get this angry before.
You just not have seen the review for the Peewee's Playhouse Christmas Special.
@@RavenFoxAudio peewee herman?
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@@RavenFoxAudio oh shit it is peewee herman...
@@RavenFoxAudio And i have seen it all
Request: What about a movie called "Sky High"?
Holy batboys!
All I remember from the 2000s one is the vampire cows and it scaring the crap out me as a 4 year old
The red eyes man
13:42 Long story short: the romanticisation of vampires has removed most if not all of their traditional menace...this is especially true in kids' movies.
24:46 I feel like this entire movie is implying something. 🤨
36:36 It's funny how in the movie "My Best Friend's A Vampire" (which has a similar tone to this film) the vampires DO actually dispatch the villain by turning him into a vampire to "show him how the other side lives".
Hold on: I thought Cows are ALREADY FEMALE 🤔
Cows are female; bulls are male.
Says he didn’t read the source material but says it was stupid to begin with
Me; what the heck a ronia man