He has a small handful of adjectives and he judges everything by those words. His inner monologue (if he has one) evaluates everything 'thus:' "Is it tangy? Is it not tangy? Is it robust? Not robust? Is it meaningful and chill? Or meaningless and not chill? And what 'style' of thing is this?" If it can't be summed up as a tangy, robust, -style thing it's an 'I dunno! You tell me! Tuhuh!"
So he's gotta fork over half his food but she can't give him more than one waffle fry? Damn Khet has to be as personable as a water buffalo when she's hangry
Kat didn’t gain a few extra hundred pounds eating home cooked meals. It’s clear all they do is order from somewhere new and want to try everything so they order enough food to feed an actual family of 5 people. And Kat and Phil are so dented I’m sure they can’t waste the food or keep it in the fridge at all depending on what they ordered. So Kat makes sure to eat everything they have ordered and feels proud of herself for not wasting food. Phil is also gaining weight as well. It’s getting common to see his man boobs in multiple shirts. And we get see all these angles of his full body and how he has to squeeze into his office bc the door doesn’t open all the way. Profile angles show how his gut protrudes way out now. Buttons always are bursting off.
Two camera angles and he chooses the wider angle to try and show him assembling the sandwich. Then switches back to the closer angle to half-assedly hold up the finished product AS FAR FROM CENTER AS POSSIBLE! He's just so insurmountably incompetent at every human endeavor he's ever encountered. It's honestly baffling.
see the food as it arrived?? we didn't get to see the doordash driver deliver it and it's BS that Phil has NEVER had Chick-fil-A before ordering food as an adult before the reward was earned, kind od defeats the purpose
i also wonder why the same food (potatoes) fried in the grease tastes similar , we should get NASA on this immediately... (does phil know chips are fried in oil just like those waffle fries and both are potatoes???)
I can’t stand when he using the baby tone, like when he talks to Jasper. It’s so unsettling for me to listen to a mature style adult who’s supposedly a grown man talk this way to audience. Phil always busts out the baby talk for his show-n-tell segments and has no clue how it makes him come across since he’s a lolcow. Phil also decides to use crustiness followed by creamy which comes across as absolutely disgusting. Horrible choice of words and combination to describe food he’s eating. But not surprising coming from the guy who’s just nodding his head while making smacking noises.
Tangy is how he describes everything he eats.
He has a small handful of adjectives and he judges everything by those words.
His inner monologue (if he has one) evaluates everything 'thus:' "Is it tangy? Is it not tangy? Is it robust? Not robust? Is it meaningful and chill? Or meaningless and not chill? And what 'style' of thing is this?" If it can't be summed up as a tangy, robust, -style thing it's an 'I dunno! You tell me! Tuhuh!"
@@leagueleaders the pig has maybe a dozen words in his vocabulary
Hearing his craw smacks while he feeds makes me sick.
@@Mercer303 so disgusting
Yeah I mute. Just like I muted this video. I want to give detractors a view, but i cannot handle him smacking his food.
So he's gotta fork over half his food but she can't give him more than one waffle fry? Damn Khet has to be as personable as a water buffalo when she's hangry
He is not even hiding it anymore that he only eat Fast Food day in and day out
@KennethPNielsen dood, he cant cook! He's too busy! Snort
Kat didn’t gain a few extra hundred pounds eating home cooked meals. It’s clear all they do is order from somewhere new and want to try everything so they order enough food to feed an actual family of 5 people. And Kat and Phil are so dented I’m sure they can’t waste the food or keep it in the fridge at all depending on what they ordered. So Kat makes sure to eat everything they have ordered and feels proud of herself for not wasting food.
Phil is also gaining weight as well. It’s getting common to see his man boobs in multiple shirts. And we get see all these angles of his full body and how he has to squeeze into his office bc the door doesn’t open all the way. Profile angles show how his gut protrudes way out now. Buttons always are bursting off.
No dood, he and khet only eat healthy besides dsp tries it, khet cooks like every night healthy stuff for them to eat, you can tell by looking at her.
Two camera angles and he chooses the wider angle to try and show him assembling the sandwich. Then switches back to the closer angle to half-assedly hold up the finished product AS FAR FROM CENTER AS POSSIBLE!
He's just so insurmountably incompetent at every human endeavor he's ever encountered. It's honestly baffling.
@@UranusKiller he's literally the worst at this after 16 years
Hahaha an anonymous tip that says "i hope you're having a nice day" this guy tweakin😂😂
0:20 He grunted when he sat down.... then unmuted the mic.... so it wasn't muted xD
He's such an idiot
When did DSP tries it become DSP analyses it
@@bennywarren17 ready to dissect it under a microscope
13:48 that’s not moisture Phil, that’s fat. Just like your “right out the shower” hair.
@@Fullchristainname 😅😅
One sandwich was 8 dollars one was 10$ like a dollar more. Ohhh okay
Wide angle lets us really appreciate just how awful his setup is. Donations as far away from him as possible having to use his arm fully extended.
Amazing how stupid it looks
Dsp said a extremely dumb line I'M an adult i can do whatever i like oh no you can't
see the food as it arrived?? we didn't get to see the doordash driver deliver it and it's BS that Phil has NEVER had Chick-fil-A before ordering food as an adult before the reward was earned, kind od defeats the purpose
a chip tastes like a chip, who knew
Just what I needed to watch on my lunch break right now... 🤣
His content should be rated “R” not for reasons you might think
Wait, what was the thing he's never had before? A sandwich? Philip has had many sandwiches before.
i also wonder why the same food (potatoes) fried in the grease tastes similar , we should get NASA on this immediately... (does phil know chips are fried in oil just like those waffle fries and both are potatoes???)
@@SuperChatsRNotTips probably not.
This is actually sickening. Im befuddled by anyone whose a fan of this🤢🤢🤢
@@michaelballard4452 chews with open mouth and talks with mouth full
didn't he eat the burger upside down...
I can’t stand when he using the baby tone, like when he talks to Jasper. It’s so unsettling for me to listen to a mature style adult who’s supposedly a grown man talk this way to audience. Phil always busts out the baby talk for his show-n-tell segments and has no clue how it makes him come across since he’s a lolcow.
Phil also decides to use crustiness followed by creamy which comes across as absolutely disgusting. Horrible choice of words and combination to describe food he’s eating. But not surprising coming from the guy who’s just nodding his head while making smacking noises.
I want to come clean. Ive been the Annonymous tipper and ive also been Lot's People telling....
fast food fast food right
@@nightwingnl5354 the best fast food!
You get to see the food in its natural state 😂 Clown show 🤣
Gross!
Chick Fil A Ack-and-Cheese.
@@angry_zergling i missed out on a great title
I tried to think of one person I would pay to eat fast food on stream, and i could think of noone.
But what if they too love to chew mouth open and lip smack??
@JamestheLesserExpressLane 🤢🤮
@elainewalls1965 🤢🤢🤮🤮
Why can't he eat without smacking his lips?
Cause he's a pig
Omg why does it sound like may 1rst
Gross!!!!
he is so gross...
Youre jealous of his C cups!
@@leagueleaders it's just his shirt