Adrienne Caparaz Shouldn't that be an owl for Dodie to feed ice cream sandwiches to (and subsequently win its little heart thus claiming it as a prize)?
There is NEVER a time where I don't laugh with this guy!! Every video that I've watched from him is so funny!! I love the type of speech that he uses with his videos!
Olan's explanation of sex is, like the greatest "Two diseased rhinos hopping on a pogo stick... together" "Two velociraptors starting a metal band on a bedframe"
At first I thought that "Two diseased rhinos hoppin' on a pogo-stick" was the best description of people getting it on... until you said "Two Velociraptors starting a metal band on a bed frame".
Your laugh is pure gold. I'm sick right now, its 5am and I can't sleep due to coughing fits and a blocked nose. And your videos are cheering me right up, whilst also...causing coughing fits, but that's okay.
Yes! One time I was sick in a lot of pain, I think I was passing a kidney stone (NO joke) and but I couldn't relax enough to sleep. I thought of Olan's hilarious stories and after watching a couple, laughing through them, I started to feel a lot better and could fall asleep. Thnx Olan
That face he makes after he says "I did something....I probably shouldn't of done" gets me every time!! XDDD That and the "taps taps" part (including the butt tap part) gets me!!! Am I the only one that absolutely loves his laugh!?
I love your descriptions of their "relations" 2 velociraptors starting a metal band on a bedframe 2 diseased rhinos hopping on a pogo stick 2 player jumanji WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS THEY'RE GOLD~! oh also that "tap" was hilarious
I've been watching your videos for years. They never get old, ever! Whatever mood I'm in, watching one of your videos instantly puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day. You're awesome. Never change for anyone.
Actually, he didn't mean that. He meant that he was the one who made the add and stuff. He remembers tapping on the wall him yelling that. Still great though.
Thank you for existing. I Thank your mother, your father, Jesus. Just thank you. You bring so much laughter into my days with your videos. Keep living your fantastic life.
I don't know why this doesn't have as many views as most of your stories. I've watched this dozens of times and every time I break into laughter! Hilarious! Such wonderful story telling. Picks me up every time I'm down.
I don't understand how asking Douche Canoe if he was going to beat your face in gave you away, but this story is still great and will be shared with a plethora of persons!
Tanner Rinard If he was blind he wouldn't know if the guy was from next door. Obviously, that would be apparent to both parties, but I'm sure he was referring to not being able to see exactly that it's his neighbor without his neighbor saying that first. So, it would appear he was assuming it's him. But still, I don't think that would necessarily give him away either.
I think you're right Olan. U definitely won't be the last to make a prank ad on Craigslist. I'm about to do something.... That I probably........ Shouldn't do. 😈😈
I love watching/listening to these stories! I am so grateful that my bestfriend indrodufed me to them! Watching them literally cheers me up when I'm really upset.
You are the only person that can make me laugh out loud on the entire internet and not just that awkward nose blow. I love your stories! I watch them multiple times! Much love!❤️
I was trying to enjoy this subtly during some downtime at work and can I just say that it was impossible to be anything even approaching subtle because I was literally giggling as soon as Lil' BB came into the picture. Thanks for that.
Please never stop sharing your experiences with TH-cam, your stories make my day every time you post them. But it doesnt stpp there, I have to watch every video at least 5 times before I feel like I've had enough and then I'll watch it again. You are a fun spirited, awesome guy and I can't wait to come visit the Soda Parlor this summer... hopefully see you then, keep being yourself and you will continue to make people smile
I love Olan Rogers! I watch this video every night or time of day I feel the need to laugh. Thank you Olan for being a comedic figure to quote and laugh with.
How did I not know about you by now? My day is frickin' made! Thank you so much for the laughs. I'll bet you've turned so many people's day around with a smile.
Seriously Olan, you are the best! My favorite person on youtube by far! Honestly I come home from school at the end of the day knowing i can smile to one of your videos! Thank you eternally! You can always make me smile! Keep up the fantabulous work!
I am writing a paper and came here for a very descriptive and unique use of words and phrases because I know how good his are. Man did I come to the right place. Olan is a living glossary, thesaurus, and dictionary!
Hey Olan! If by chance you see this, I would like to ask you a question! Me and my fiancé are getting married soon and I want to do something very special for her! Before she met me, she suffered from depression, self-hatred, abandonment issues, and several other heart breaking emotions. She told me her way to cope with the pain was to go on TH-cam and watch a channel called the BalloonShop! She has literally seen ever single video you have ever posted she is a HUGE fan of your comedy! You have no idea the impact you have had on her life and I know it would mean everything to her if somehow you made an appearance at our wedding! PLEASE if possible make this happen! I know you are very busy, but I'm willing to pay ANY price for this! You are, not only a role model to her, but also to me! Thank you so much for your time Olan! Please consider this favor, this would impact, not only our lives, but many others as well! Thank you so much! God bless!!
Thank you SOOO much Noohum!! I really appreciate that! God bless you man, you are a blessing! Thanks for the support and thank you so much for sending that to Olans email!
I feel special because I picked up on the subtle Joker reference from Batman. Unless of course that line was not at all a reference and merely a coincidence in which I case I feel like a douche canoe. Please confirm this for me Olan. The reference I'm talking about was at about 0:16 seconds.
Oh you're just my favourite person on the planet.
*throws glitter* M A G I C
doddleoddle *offers you ice cream sandwiches*
Adrienne Caparaz Shouldn't that be an owl for Dodie to feed ice cream sandwiches to (and subsequently win its little heart thus claiming it as a prize)?
***** very true
Kohl Corrigan that didn't work lol
Not at all
His laughter could cure cancer.
Klara Jennings yasss XD 🤣🤣
5:14 heres the end of cancer
There is NEVER a time where I don't laugh with this guy!! Every video that I've watched from him is so funny!! I love the type of speech that he uses with his videos!
I agree 🤣🤣🤣
You're the best on TH-cam, Olan!
So true Mikey Bolts but I think you are and Olan!
Mikey Bolts Hush now Mikey your impressions are the best!
Both of you are awesome at impressons :)
+OlanRogers This was HILARIOUS! After the first 2 minutes I had to pause the video cause I was laughing too hard! Thank you for making my day Olan. =)
OlanRogers no kidding I could not stop laughing I almost died
Who here has rewatched olans videos over and over again
Diesel Dougherty me
Diesel Dougherty ME !!!🤣😂😄😄😄
I honestly have this one memorized at this point, but I still rewatch it.
Diesel Dougherty me! Especially if I’m having a bad day.
Gee it"s swell to finally meet her other friends
One day Douche Canoe will see this.....and we will feel the earth shake with his rage.
We will only hear the bed shake
Jori Sheppard ooh then diadus had felt it then
Olan's explanation of sex is, like
the greatest
"Two diseased rhinos hopping on a pogo stick... together"
"Two velociraptors starting a metal band on a bedframe"
"That crap is two-player jumanji which they started back up!"
HAHAHAHAHH.. i'm laughing so hard trying to type this... Jepeto's workshop shuts down! hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
amazing XD
\Enthusiasm/ no no no no it's two player jamanji
Emmy Hedgehog that they started back up!
You are like the child of Jack Black and Jim Carrey. It's glorious.
+PetshopGarettt that is so on point!!
So true
Jim Carrey, yes!! I can totally see the Grinch smile.
PetshopGarettt and Chris Pratt for sure
PetshopGarettt SO TRUE!!!
At first I thought that "Two diseased rhinos hoppin' on a pogo-stick" was the best description of people getting it on... until you said "Two Velociraptors starting a metal band on a bed frame".
"Geppetto's workshop shuts down."
*"Two player Jumanji"*
Quiet Viking Hence the name for the neighbor:DOUCHE CANOE.😅
A thrift store Jason Statham.....
Anyone else still watching all of olan rogers' videos a year later because of how funny they are
This guy is comedy genius. I"ve never met someone so funny and so infectious.
I am 😂😂
Me
Red Deven me
Red Deven yes
Your laugh is pure gold. I'm sick right now, its 5am and I can't sleep due to coughing fits and a blocked nose. And your videos are cheering me right up, whilst also...causing coughing fits, but that's okay.
+Taylor Rie are...are you an army
catmelon123 , yup
My ARMY family is literally everywhere (I agree btw, Olan's laugh is so gr8)
Im sick too
Yes! One time I was sick in a lot of pain, I think I was passing a kidney stone (NO joke) and but I couldn't relax enough to sleep. I thought of Olan's hilarious stories and after watching a couple, laughing through them, I started to feel a lot better and could fall asleep. Thnx Olan
IF THIS COULD BE ANIMATED MY LIFE WOULD EXPLODE IN JOYOUS CONFETTI.
You mean joyous glitter.
Crazy Bonehead - But, no.
Glitter is only to be used when saying the "Magic!" password.
I'm actually working on animating this now!
definitely just matched Ghost in the Stalls! hahahaha
BuhLakeh :)
BuhLakeh I second that.
OlanRogers that was spectacular!!!! Cried laughing maybe even better than ghost in the stall
These stories have me rolling. This guy is a real person! This is the guy people write movies about!
My coworkers keep asking why i'm laughing so hard in my cubicle. I've seen this like 100 times... Still hilarious!
*Throws glitter* MAGIC!
Can we now get a shirt of a small owl eating ice cream sandwiches now? I would buy it!
***** and on the back in a glitter cloud "did somebody say magic?"
***** Yes, Olan make it a summer apparel collection, PLZ!!!
Magicfire productions hahahah that'd be perfect!
YES
OH MY LANTA I would buy the shit out of these hahaha
That face he makes after he says "I did something....I probably shouldn't of done" gets me every time!! XDDD
That and the "taps taps" part (including the butt tap part) gets me!!!
Am I the only one that absolutely loves his laugh!?
Scootaloo Loves You! :3 yass XD 😂😂
Amy McGuire ......MAGIC!!!! ✨🤣
Very Jim Carrey Grinch Like
"I put an ad on Craigslist."
Okay, did NOT see that coming.
(throws glitter in air) MAGIC!!
I love your descriptions of their "relations"
2 velociraptors starting a metal band on a bedframe
2 diseased rhinos hopping on a pogo stick
2 player jumanji
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS THEY'RE GOLD~!
oh also that "tap" was hilarious
I needed a good laugh today, and boy Olan did you deliver. :)
I begin and end my day with Olan Rogers.
He has a story for every situation.
And I love it.
"and i did something... that i, probably shouldn't have done, but... you know... >:)"
Maybe it was a Monday
+T Remmers hahahaha most likely
@@4estdweller4ever Lol Ghost In The Stalls was hilarious
TAP TAPtap tap TAP *LIES ON BED, SMEXY TAP
"douche canoe" is my new favorite term
Panda Joy you should watch mattg124. pretty sure that's where this guy got that from 😂
Panda Joy lol
Panda Joy same here 😂😁
I could watch this over and over and it never gets stale. Always fresh.
Adam Mater Ziplock fresh! :D
+Adam Mater Oh! Mister Sweater Shark in the neighborhood!
I cant breathe i am laughing so hard. Send help pleas- (falls over laughing)
The amount of people that like this and aren't sending for help XD
Shall I send it to 123help??????
"Two veloceraptors starting a metal band on a bed frame."
Amazing.
finally someone with GOOD stories. GOoD being the key word
GOOD*
Zeteke yasss
Your evil grin when you say "I probably shouldn't have done this" is hilarious.
I always laugh at your videos, but I laugh even more when you starts to laugh because it's so contagious!
Same! Olan has the best laugh!!
Caroline So true!!
this guy, is my spirit animal
I can never tell if these stories are true or not, but I don't even care. They are beautiful.
I need to limit myself to one of these videos a day. I just can't get any work done otherwise.
FuzzFam How’d that work out?
Same, I watched one video at midnight, because I couldn't sleep... Its almost 4 am now.I can't stop.
I've been watching your videos for years. They never get old, ever! Whatever mood I'm in, watching one of your videos instantly puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day. You're awesome. Never change for anyone.
You are fantastic
Hi Adam! :D
***** you and him look a lot alike
that is the most unique prank to ever pull on someone oh my gosh yes
He didn't give himself away by saying that. He would have recognized the voice.
saqibsaqi
Exactly
Actually, he didn't mean that. He meant that he was the one who made the add and stuff. He remembers tapping on the wall him yelling that. Still great though.
Thank you for existing. I Thank your mother, your father, Jesus. Just thank you. You bring so much laughter into my days with your videos. Keep living your fantastic life.
1:38-1:44 Ahahaha!
2:58-3:04 HAHAHA!
6:32-6:44 *dies from uncontrollable laughter*
I don't usually watch your stuff, but Mike Falzone tweeted about it and oh gosh.... So worth it. Crying laughing.
Authentic Kait :)
Authentic Kait You should subscribe and check out all his other awesome videos ;P!
I'm so glad you still have stories to tell after all of these years. I hope you've got many more in your inventory to tell in the future.
"There was a wall, In my old apartment complex."-Olan Rodgers IGN 10/10 best quote ever
lol !!!!!
Magic! *Throws glitter in the air*
I don't know why this doesn't have as many views as most of your stories. I've watched this dozens of times and every time I break into laughter! Hilarious! Such wonderful story telling. Picks me up every time I'm down.
I don't understand how asking Douche Canoe if he was going to beat your face in gave you away, but this story is still great and will be shared with a plethora of persons!
Tanner Rinard If he was blind he wouldn't know if the guy was from next door. Obviously, that would be apparent to both parties, but I'm sure he was referring to not being able to see exactly that it's his neighbor without his neighbor saying that first. So, it would appear he was assuming it's him. But still, I don't think that would necessarily give him away either.
Tanner Rinard Because he couldn't have known it was him if he couldn't see who was at the door.
(But, he still could have known from the voice.)
Ahhh, that would make sense. Thank you for the insight, random stranger!
haha, you're absolutely welcome!
Tanner Rinard if he was blind he wouldn't be able to see that it was his neighbor
Was this in the same neighborhood wherein you mooned everyone?
Noelle M negative
OlanRogers was it the same apartment with the spiders?
This wasn't the same neighbor who threw your pb&j muffin at you. Was it?
+26reinventlove What if he is Christopher Robin too? He's Olan's archenemy!!
The duck one?
No, the worst way to start a conversation is by saying,"I'm feeling YOUR thighs, hello."
I think you're right Olan. U definitely won't be the last to make a prank ad on Craigslist.
I'm about to do something.... That I probably........ Shouldn't do. 😈😈
I silently laugh and then applaud at least five times a day thanks to this guy. respect.
This is one of the funniest if not the funniest video i have ever seen
My Lil BB shirt came in!!! MAGIC!
+TigerLily OMG there's a shirt?? WHERE?
+maylin999 Olan Rogers Supply Co. .com
Thanks! I've looked there before and I guess just never noticed.
You're my hero. Literally, my role model.
Your a legend Olan. Never stop telling stories!! Much love from Scotland 🏴
I love watching/listening to these stories! I am so grateful that my bestfriend indrodufed me to them! Watching them literally cheers me up when I'm really upset.
"something that I shouldn't have done but..... *smiles slowly*"
That got me laughing hard. >XD
It's 1:01am I the only one awake and I'm trying not to laugh at this. I just squeaked! From trying not to laugh at DOUSH CANOE
Same, even though I've seen this many times, just "MAGIC"
I laughed do hard I almost woke my parents
eatiblegeo _ :)
yeah this story was amazing
watching it for the third time +OlanRogers
OlanRogers You have given me dark,Dark,DARK ideas,THE DARKEST IDEA...WHO KNEW CRAIGSLIST COULD HAVE BEEN USED IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WAY...
You are the only person that can make me laugh out loud on the entire internet and not just that awkward nose blow. I love your stories! I watch them multiple times! Much love!❤️
I was trying to enjoy this subtly during some downtime at work and can I just say that it was impossible to be anything even approaching subtle because I was literally giggling as soon as Lil' BB came into the picture. Thanks for that.
Olan is the BEST storyteller.
Vescula Oh God, this is better than Ghost in the Stalls xD
I FOUND YOUUUUUUUU
Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
Austin Garrison What do you mean?
Austin Garrison Oh we know each other in real life. He showed me Ghost in the Stalls a few years ago and we've loved Olan ever since.
+Lewis Toroian Now thats saying something! haha
"I wake up one night to, uhh, two velociraptors started a metal band on a bed frame."
Video killed me Olan so funny
Please never stop sharing your experiences with TH-cam, your stories make my day every time you post them. But it doesnt stpp there, I have to watch every video at least 5 times before I feel like I've had enough and then I'll watch it again. You are a fun spirited, awesome guy and I can't wait to come visit the Soda Parlor this summer... hopefully see you then, keep being yourself and you will continue to make people smile
I love Olan Rogers! I watch this video every night or time of day I feel the need to laugh. Thank you Olan for being a comedic figure to quote and laugh with.
your the funniest person one TH-cam I know
i know tons of youtubers that make me laugh but this guy takes the freaking cake!
sans the human Bruh... Have you heard of Filthy Frank?
Dmichoacan he's funny, like weird funny
I just stop my life when one of your videos come out.
Anyone rewatching in 2024
Yo
👋
Always
Always.
Of course
I flippin love Olan and his stories. They're golden
I lowkey want Olan to adopt me
Lowkey same
Dude high-key
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *thats a high key scream* LOWKEY HERE TOO
MAGIC
same
Lesson learned... Don't piss off Olan! 😂
MAAAAGIC!!
How did I not know about you by now? My day is frickin' made! Thank you so much for the laughs. I'll bet you've turned so many people's day around with a smile.
My god! I love every single time I listen to his stories! I love them! I want more of them!!!
"This... is not what I had in mind" -Olan Rogers 2015
I love Olan story time!
Definitely the most clean way I have ever heard some explain sex lol. Good Job Olan!
Seriously Olan, you are the best! My favorite person on youtube by far! Honestly I come home from school at the end of the day knowing i can smile to one of your videos! Thank you eternally! You can always make me smile! Keep up the fantabulous work!
I am writing a paper and came here for a very descriptive and unique use of words and phrases because I know how good his are. Man did I come to the right place. Olan is a living glossary, thesaurus, and dictionary!
*faint MAGIC in the distance*
This video was.... *throws glitter* MAGIC!!!
90% of my insults come from Olan because they are the best.
I will always love these stories. So glad it popped up again , good way to start the Birthday with a laugh 🤣🤣🙌🏻
4:08 That is an adorable owl. I love owls and that is a cute owl.
I laughed my tail off! thank you Olan! CAN I GET AN AMEN?
***** AMEN!
Ned Biltz *hive fives*
***** つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AMENO ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
AMEN
"I did something.....something that I probably shouldn't have done......😏" hahaha everytime u said that hahahaha
These cheer me up so much
Olan you are brilliant and talented and the best storyteller I've ever seen. These make my day EVERY. time. ! :)
"And then I do something that I- I probably should not have done."
this has forever been #1 on my favorite quotes list
Two rhinos fighting on a pogo stick 😂😂
...together
Hey Olan! If by chance you see this, I would like to ask you a question! Me and my fiancé are getting married soon and I want to do something very special for her! Before she met me, she suffered from depression, self-hatred, abandonment issues, and several other heart breaking emotions. She told me her way to cope with the pain was to go on TH-cam and watch a channel called the BalloonShop! She has literally seen ever single video you have ever posted she is a HUGE fan of your comedy! You have no idea the impact you have had on her life and I know it would mean everything to her if somehow you made an appearance at our wedding! PLEASE if possible make this happen! I know you are very busy, but I'm willing to pay ANY price for this! You are, not only a role model to her, but also to me! Thank you so much for your time Olan! Please consider this favor, this would impact, not only our lives, but many others as well! Thank you so much! God bless!!
Preston Black I love you post and story, so I copied it and sent it to Olans email. Hope he get's back to you. may God bless you and your fianca!
Thank you SOOO much Noohum!! I really appreciate that! God bless you man, you are a blessing! Thanks for the support and thank you so much for sending that to Olans email!
thank's, good luck, and I pray that the Lord works in your life in way's that can not be described.
Preston Black did that ever happen?
Preston Black I wish you the best of luck!
5:47 Best delivery of "Douchecanoe" ever!
***** Was it a Monday when this all went down? ;)
Honestly you're the single most hilarious person I know. Thanks for making me laugh with your stories!
literally, i end up crying of laughter every time i watch your videos OMG THEY MAKE MY DAY- doesn't matter how many times i've watched them
I feel special because I picked up on the subtle Joker reference from Batman. Unless of course that line was not at all a reference and merely a coincidence in which I case I feel like a douche canoe. Please confirm this for me Olan. The reference I'm talking about was at about 0:16 seconds.
I noticed, too! How great of a Joker would Olan be!
Like an Arkham Asylum video to the tune of Lion's Blaze. ...
ImAwesomeAli Oh my gosh! I didn't even notice that until now! That just makes it even better!! XD
You should make a podcast!!! I love listening to you (:
+Gayla M that would be cool but i like seeing his facial expressions! :)
Refreshed my sub box and saw this so much yes
This one is up there with Ghost in the Stalls. I laughed just as much. You still got it Olan!
I love that you can laugh at yourself, and with yourself. I love your stories Olan. They make me the happy haps.
You're like the next Jim Carrey 😂😂😂😂