60 Y/O Streamer Goes Nuclear Raging Playing Elden Ring DLC & Claiming a Boss Is Cheating

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  • @PhantomFist37
    @PhantomFist37 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    Phil literally doesn't know what framerate is, it's just the latest cute word he learned. Wrongly.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He has his buzzwords from time to time.

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      His favourite word is CHILL

    • @bangenergyenjoyer2567
      @bangenergyenjoyer2567 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lmao yeah dude is literally like a kid, he hears one word, doesn’t really understand it, then he tries to use it every five seconds.

    • @dauntlesstark9850
      @dauntlesstark9850 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even if it was, get a better rig its not exactly a small game😂

  • @AlmightyRodga
    @AlmightyRodga 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    Dude $150 in tips.. That makes me sick to my stomach to see that

    • @dceasedbrickfan74
      @dceasedbrickfan74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Especially when you know he hates FromSoft, their games, & their fans. He’ll milk it & them for every penny he can though.

    • @jimanda2
      @jimanda2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Seriously! Who pays that much to listen to endless complaining

    • @AssDust
      @AssDust 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      130 by 2 ppl lol

    • @KiwiHavok777
      @KiwiHavok777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      It’s all going to WWE Champions anyways😭

    • @lawrenceforeman4337
      @lawrenceforeman4337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Well remember how much of that is "fake"

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Phil has blundered his way through most FromSoft games and still hasn't figured out that you aren't invincible during the full roll animation, only the i-frames.

    • @parisite99
      @parisite99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s all about jumping now.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    Enemy: *avoids Phil's attack*
    Phil: Why did I miss? This game is cheating!

    • @alanmartinez2122
      @alanmartinez2122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Freyja: blocks
      Phil: THAT'S CHEATING!!!!

    • @wolfstorm5394
      @wolfstorm5394 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That moment when you realize DSP is more NPC than the NPC's

  • @GhostRavenFIN
    @GhostRavenFIN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    All this time playing Soulsbornes and he still doesn't understand that you can't dodge mid-drink and still gets bamboozled when he misses his swing from 10 metres away.

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He probably does that in real life too. 😂

    • @dusttodust915
      @dusttodust915 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think you can if you're not locked on.

    • @stevemichael652
      @stevemichael652 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And then blames hit boxes lmfao

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He doesnt remember the other from games, the games go to the black hole in his brain after he stops playing them

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, you don't understand, the frames dropped.

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +233

    Overlevelled, maxed out blessings possible.
    Still somehow struggling.
    DSP truly is a baffling specimen.

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      and Fill has the _gall_ to call himself good at this game? absolutely delusional

    • @juanmartinurregogiraldo9121
      @juanmartinurregogiraldo9121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      wait, really full blessing? so he really made his chat bear him try collect them all?

    • @FinalFantasyPwnz
      @FinalFantasyPwnz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He spent 30 mins prior to this chasing down an Ancient Somber Stone to +10 his new weapon even though he was +18 Scadu & level 200

    • @RudeDude69
      @RudeDude69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He used rpg mechanics in an rpg! Ha, what a loser.

    • @juanmartinurregogiraldo9121
      @juanmartinurregogiraldo9121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@FinalFantasyPwnz wait, level 200? snd buffed scadutree fragments at 18? he shouldn’t be having this much issue, SPECIALLY if in new game or new game plus. He can reach the important caps of strength, vigor and endurance if going for a strict strength build, heck, even i guess some arcane for some bleed.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    After reading guides, watching streamers beat it, getting handheld by chat, and trying to cheese it he still sucks😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Everybody on chat was like: how convenient! He changed equipment just before last Boss to the most convenient one

  • @sharteel85
    @sharteel85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    "waaaa waaaa, mommy the game won't let me win!" - 42 years old behaviour.

    • @ashen-one--x
      @ashen-one--x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      couldnt have said it better

    • @rustywagner30
      @rustywagner30 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was thinking same its cheating arhhm throws controller b4 hitting reset never happened doest count

    • @WeeabooGenocide
      @WeeabooGenocide 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *60 year old

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    This is just pathetic. Dropped inputs for Street Fighter, dropped inputs for Elden Ring, it's just bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse, after bullshit excuse.

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How he still has an audience is beyond me

    • @Zipppyart
      @Zipppyart 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mans musta got an old ass MadCatz controller with a performance like that.

    • @emperornomolos8801
      @emperornomolos8801 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, input drop is a widely-known issue with ER, but 99% of this guy’s “input drops” are not real lol

  • @Darthmufin
    @Darthmufin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    One month from now: "DSP Elden Ring DLC Review: Best DLC Ever Made?!"

    • @Skaglick
      @Skaglick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Like clockwork, this'll be on his game of the year list for sure

    • @PessiIsPinished
      @PessiIsPinished 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@SkaglickIt's a DLC ffs DLC's don't win GOTYs, games do😂

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@PessiIsPinished Considering how dumb DSP is, no doubt he'd mistakenly call it "Game of the year"

    • @Skaglick
      @Skaglick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PessiIsPinished Touché, he does have the honourable mentions tho

    • @ollaughingbeta2233
      @ollaughingbeta2233 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh wild seeing you here, but yea he plays souls games and only runs cheese builds to win. You should have seen him when Fromsoft nerfed lightning spear in ds2.

  • @bigdoopy
    @bigdoopy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    one of my fav excuses is "this guy isnt hard, the game is just f****d up"

    • @steel5897
      @steel5897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When someone in any way says something like "this isn't hard, it's just..." and they're clearly struggling with it, that's a textbook sign you're dealing with a scrub. Their egos can't accept the game is hard, because that'd mean they are failing to meet the challenge, so it's always cope about the game being broken or unfair in some way in their heads.

    • @jake_II
      @jake_II 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@steel5897 yeah but this game is made like shit and it actually does drop inputs because it runs so bad.

  • @MisterBlackroad
    @MisterBlackroad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    100 Y/O man beats Radahn with a greatshield and fucking dies

  • @MaleniaLeBladeofMiquella
    @MaleniaLeBladeofMiquella 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    "Why are my attacks missing?!"
    What are Hitboxes for 500$

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hes flabbergasted by the concept of rolling

    • @BreakRaven
      @BreakRaven 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PenguinWithInternetAccess Bro was getting dumpstered by fat rolling.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@PenguinWithInternetAccessbro has no concept of depth perception

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depth perception doesn't exist for him lol​@@PenguinWithInternetAccess

  • @Snakee423
    @Snakee423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    He also rages to chat when everybody was talking about trump getting shot

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      yeah that was insane..."don't derail the stream" mf the ex president of your country just had to be brought away after gunshots...

    • @lorencalfe6446
      @lorencalfe6446 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sharteel85 holy sh1t the orange meatball got the consequences of his policies? time to make it easier to own fire arms then!

    • @octav5692
      @octav5692 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      dave, when talking about trump: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. GONE

    • @nixiety
      @nixiety 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      please tell me someone has a clip of that

    • @B4ss88
      @B4ss88 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      DSPolitics right there 😂

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    If you ever feel useless, remember that this creature exists.

  • @KingDDDuke
    @KingDDDuke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I like how Memology keeps making DSP older with each Elden Ring video lol

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      60’s so accurate, he looks worse than my 56 year old diabetic, fake hip triple bypass recipient father 🥴

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    12:12 “why did I pass through his body”
    Man, it’s almost as if the enemy had one giant shield that was protecting him from harm.

    • @milkinobama8160
      @milkinobama8160 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      How did he complain about this multiple times. How does he not know that shields tend to protect its user.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hes using the slowest attacks imaginable against fast npcs and he wonders why he's losing lmao, does he expects his character to do a full 180 turn to hit them in mid air ?

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Dave lives in his own fantasy world where there is some massive frame rate issue with Elden Ring on PS5 (there isn’t)

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's ass regardless but there's definitely times the framerate will dip causing input delays. It was just an issue for me fighting those gem backed golem enemies in the forge dungeons.

    • @alanthe2
      @alanthe2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      There are definitely frame rate issues during the dancing lion fight but it’s not that bad

    • @Montbtw
      @Montbtw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alanthe2 Agreed. You are definitely right about that.

    • @asianapollo002
      @asianapollo002 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alanthe2 was about to comment this other then that no fps drops

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The frame rate is dogshit on PS5 dude... Especially if you play at 4K. It's especially bad in the DLC with some of the enemies AOE attacks.

  • @sp0nge1337
    @sp0nge1337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    We need to get Phil to play Monster Hunter just to hear the rage when he eventually meets Rajang.

    • @ascendantseal1978
      @ascendantseal1978 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Piggy wouldn't make it past diablo/rathalos

    • @namealreadytaken7116
      @namealreadytaken7116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He couldn’t handle a rathian let alone rajang. He wouldn’t make it past low rank for that matter.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He played MH but I dont think he will play It again because "it takes too much time"

    • @namealreadytaken7116
      @namealreadytaken7116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@PenguinWithInternetAccess he won’t play it because to much time, can’t cheese monsters unless your really good at the game,wouldn’t know how the skill system or the skills works, monsters being hard and unpredictable hunts,and having to learn your weapon instead of just swinging it around like in souls games.

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hell not reach Rajang lmao

  • @g1829
    @g1829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Funny thing is, the weapon art of the gazing finger would be really helpful here since it sends a shockwave that can send NPCs flying, but he just keeps jump attacking. Can’t resist the muscle memory from two years ago I guess

  • @deltaphazon4688
    @deltaphazon4688 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I'm gonna explain how this boss works cause I spent a good amount of time realising some things about it from Phil dying to it for 40 minutes. This fight is meant to be fought with summons. The game gives you one even if you speed run the DLC. How the boss functions depends on how you've played the game. Speed running it is a bad idea because you'll be left with a generic blood knight. Doing Ansbach and Thollier's side quests let's you summon them, with Ansbach replacing the blood knight. For Leda's team, it's 5 people at base. Hornsent isn't in Phil's fight because he beat Messmer with him. You can also get rid of Moore by telling him to stay sad in which case he kills himself and his armour is at the church at the start of the DLC. Freyja, Dane and Leda always appear unless you kill them outside the fight. However, Dane and Leda won't spawn until Freyja is dead, which is something I noticed when Phil was fighting it.
    Moore is the big issue in the fight though it may not look it at first. Moore spawns in after Freyja and before any of your allies, meaning it's a 2v1 unless you summon a spirit. He's annoying enough to stop you killing Freyja easily and tanky enough to outlast you until Dane and Leda appear. Scarlet Rot keeps you're health going down and his weapon art doesn't do damage but staggers you for a long period of time, letting who ever else is with him get easy damage while you recover. After Dane appears, Ansbach or the blood knight appear. After Leda appears, Thollier does. All of them have unique dialogue and it's meant to be a culmination of everything you've gone through in the DLC and I love this encounter because of the story weight even if the encounter could have been done better. Like it or not, It's a fight you're meant to summon for.
    As a side note, he could have solo'd it if he'd just attacked normally since all his attacks would have staggered Freyja, Dane and Leda at least. Jump R2 only works cause it staggers bosses easily but they're NPC Invaders which is why he had so much trouble. I stun locked them with the anchor in my fight and he was using two colossal weapons. It would have worked. Either that or get 8 blue flasks and spam the Greatsword of Damnations weapon attack since it's a grab that gives you I-frames and I'm pretty sure has Frenzy Build up.
    TLDR; You're meant to summon here, Phil's stubborn and I get way into analysing fights like this.

    • @frawnymedia
      @frawnymedia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I’d also add that he could do with more situational awareness, rotating the camera behind him, alternating between locking on and not etc

    • @deltaphazon4688
      @deltaphazon4688 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@frawnymedia Yes, but then he couldn't blame the camera when he died.

    • @frawnymedia
      @frawnymedia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@deltaphazon4688 It's hilarious how he complains about "inconsistency" and the camera too, having played ALL these games it's baffling he hasn't picked up better dodge instincts. Only cheese

    • @raptorface2810
      @raptorface2810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This fight was absolutely amazing. I loved how your playthrough truly matters here. I came into it as a 3v3 and hearing Ansbach and Thiollier get summoned in with unique dialogue while combat devolved into some huge FFA cluster was so immersive. 10/10 wish I could experience this for the first time again.

    • @woolardjw
      @woolardjw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ur vids gave me autisticism

  • @dceasedbrickfan74
    @dceasedbrickfan74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    This dude hates FromSoft, their games, & their fans…& changing weapons isn’t changing a build.🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Wait until he shows up next Elden Ring stream with the Antspur Rapier and claims he just thought it would be fun to try out and totally not because he looked up guides.

    • @quanwashington
      @quanwashington 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I agree with your sentiment, but Elden Ring is a gear-based RPG. When you change your weapons, items, armor, etc, you are changing your build. Your stats mean nothing outside of gear. You can't even cast spells without gear.
      This is especially true with ashes of war, which are weapon-tied spells that can alter your playstyle.

    • @dceasedbrickfan74
      @dceasedbrickfan74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@quanwashington his vigor is still at 55. Changing any amount of gear won’t change you from a dex bleed build to a strength or mage build. He doesn’t know how to change or duplicate ashes of war. He doesn’t buff even with stats. He won’t use even the weakest of summons. He doesn’t know about crafting. He doesn’t even have the best talismans from the base game or even the bell bearings. 2 years & he didn’t learn the basic mechanics, but he sh*ts on the game for his lack of knowledge and skill. Just my opinion.

    • @limit504.
      @limit504. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shit, I don't like the fanbase either they'll get upset about your play style, build or if you call the game easy because the devs put something in the game to make it easy.

  • @TohruHigashi
    @TohruHigashi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    says the game is "cheating" despite the fact that he has cheesed almost all of the DLC using jump attack spam builds (that he only knows about because he read guides)
    he got so angry at the idea that he actually had to put in effort for a video game. calling the devs "scumfucks", saying the game is terrible garbage and pulling out the 60 blames a second just because he cant spam roll and mash jump attacks. he looked and sounded like he had tears in his eyes and was about to cry in rage haha. hilariously pathetic how fragile his ego is.

  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    I can’t recall a single time that I’ve accused a single player game of cheating.

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I have and it's true games do cheat. For example in racing games, AI cars are teleported behind you if you are too far in front. There's even a technical term for it: rubber banding.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@octavianpopescu4776That is a very fair point. Unfortunately, that reasonable argument is lost when prompted up to a guy who has spoken like this to the overwhelming majority of the games he ever played.

    • @pold111
      @pold111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      only like back then fighting game arcades designed to snake your coins, other than that no

    • @unsaltedskies
      @unsaltedskies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'll admit that I have.
      I was 10. Playing SF2 on the SNES and steam rolling my way to M.Bison as the final fight. I'd often rage that he was cheating. Turns out, years later, the CPU does cheat on that fight.

    • @chrisdornerrespecter8884
      @chrisdornerrespecter8884 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pokemon Battle Tower

  • @UrbanStyleIndividual
    @UrbanStyleIndividual 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I wonder if calling developers slurs has anything to do with why you don’t get early access like the special snowflakes.

  • @BurnRaptor
    @BurnRaptor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    After all these hours he still doesn't realize that just because you are locked on doesn't mean you are gonna hit in the right direction. You are literally animation locked after a swing, if they move to the side you have to give your character a small second to readjust orientation. He is completely ignorant to the fact even though he spams jump r2.

    • @WolfHeathen
      @WolfHeathen หลายเดือนก่อน

      He seems incapable of understanding the difference between camera lock and aim bot.

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    WOW WHAT A SURPRISE HE DID EVERYTHING CORRECT! I don't know what is he trying to prove by not summoning his allies in this fight

  • @yugameru5187
    @yugameru5187 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I can't believe the netcode in SF6 ist so bad, it even changes his inputs in Elden Ring

  • @hoovybird4167
    @hoovybird4167 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Phil the only man on earth to spend half the fromsoft franchise using a greatshield to block his way through everything.... can't comprehend an NPC using a greatshield of their own! THEY MUST BE INVINCIBLE!

  • @vinsmokesanji6280
    @vinsmokesanji6280 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    So he summons in the messmer fight for lore reasons. But he doesn’t summon ansbach to help in this gank fight? 😂

    • @BreakRaven
      @BreakRaven 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He killed Ansbsch earlier

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “Should’ve tracked”. Like he expects his character to do a 180 when he jumps in the air, and the npc dodges out of the way. Try jumping up, then when you’re at the top of your jump, try turning 180 degrees. Won’t happen

  • @7venXIII
    @7venXIII 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN, PATTERN.... WHERES MINE?!?!?!?!?!

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    His “yo!!!” outbursts are such “how do you do, fellow kids” energy

    • @jasonsgroovemachine
      @jasonsgroovemachine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He used to say it all the time when he was back in CT. "Yo!" and things were always mad. Like "Yo! That guy was MAD fast! How am I supposed to dodge that!?"

  • @ZigPig581
    @ZigPig581 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Phil’s upset because Khat’s been registering on the Richter scale again

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's what's causing the frame rate drops

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    So much for "hur dur it's so easy I beat it in two tries, what's everyone talking about. I'm a pro player hur durr"

    • @sp0nchy391
      @sp0nchy391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Classic Phail moments lol. Now if only his dented brain learned from these occasions.

    • @Sal13414
      @Sal13414 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yup, that sh*t eating grin he has whenever he gets super lucky against a tough boss lol, radahn will set him straight

    • @dissidentpriest381
      @dissidentpriest381 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When he beat Rellana he was bragging so hard about how good he is at the game. Belittling everyone who complained about the fight. The most infuriating thing about this guy is he is a worse winner than a loser. I know I am not good at these games, I summon and use mimic because I am not as skilled as most fromsoft veterans. I at least try to learn and fight boss 1v1. I know what I can and Can't do. Boss kills me? I made a bad choice in maneuvers and paid for it. camera angle is fucked? Maybe I shouldn't roll myself into a corner where I can't see anything. With DSP... nope its always the games "Mechanics" and devs who are at fault.

  • @hypoxxi5505
    @hypoxxi5505 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The money buff has stopped working...

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it looks like its still working

    • @frawnymedia
      @frawnymedia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Whine Resin - applies “leg scratching” to right-hand weapon

  • @LukasParker5
    @LukasParker5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    For anyone who wants more salt check out the “this is how you don’t play” for ufc 3. It’s old but it’s arguably the best tihydp play through I’ve ever seen. Dsp gets annihilated and showcases how truly bad he is.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Premium salt on that one.

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who is the uploader? The yt channel, I mean.

  • @Modie
    @Modie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    How can he have over 100 hours in the game and not know that jumping attacks do not have as high tracking as normal attacks which is why you need to align them more properly?

    • @Critick3000
      @Critick3000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is what happens when you don’t want to learn and try to bullrush through a game

  • @jackvc844
    @jackvc844 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    DSP: I haven't insulted game devs in sooooo longgg dood!
    He literally insults game developers every playthrough he does, lol..

  • @calbon2994
    @calbon2994 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    He’s gonna rage quit Radahn Kirby Style

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nah radahn is too easy to cheese

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    And that’s not even going into his ranting about his chat for talking about what just happened to Trump.

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When does this happen during the stream? Anyone got a time stamp?

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@planetzdr I don’t think it’s in this video but Hate Army has it up.

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Ashkihyena I actually found the moment the chat starts talking about the incident on the restream channel Raw Phil. It’s around the 5 hour mark. He ignored the chats for a hot minute.

  • @Keep701
    @Keep701 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Final boss incoming.
    Good thing Phil magically changed his build to be well-equipped to deal with it.

  • @Gotham_Outlaw
    @Gotham_Outlaw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Phil crying about consistency and I'm over here like him dying every 10 seconds is pretty damn consistent

  • @Supavillain360
    @Supavillain360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Dude is upset his cheese strategy isnt working. Beautiful.

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I love he gets older every new video

  • @slow_dancer45
    @slow_dancer45 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Cheese build and still loses 💀

    • @zenmonk5403
      @zenmonk5403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Somehow he doesnt seem smart enough to add the Claw talisman to his cheese build

  • @octavius3400
    @octavius3400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    And. Here. We. Go.

  • @EyeNeedAnAdult
    @EyeNeedAnAdult 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Was this boss supposed to be hard? I beat it in two tries, are people really having a hard time with this fight?" *ack ack ack* btw framerate is just fine. There was three bosses that took me more than 10 tries to beat. The rest of the DLC was a breeze. He just sucks

  • @jatman9556
    @jatman9556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I have never in my life seen someone who complains about mechanics as much as DSP. Thank god he's not a Journalist.

  • @Grieve-tan
    @Grieve-tan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'll never get tired of seeing this manchild rage while wearing dumb hats.

  • @cameramanmukesh9233
    @cameramanmukesh9233 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Why won't he summon for this fight? Its sooo good with summons and the dialogue adds a lot.

    • @KnightedDuck1421
      @KnightedDuck1421 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too busy crying like a manlet to listen anyway

    • @BreakRaven
      @BreakRaven 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He killed Ansbach anyway, but he does end up summoning otherwise he'd never had gotten past this COMPLETELY OPTIONAL fight

    • @The_Devils_reject
      @The_Devils_reject 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bold of you to assume he pays enough attention to listen to dialogues.

  • @Timmmmmma
    @Timmmmmma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    What is he talking about the frame rate on the PS5? I JUST beat it on performance mode.

    • @xaeck
      @xaeck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You should already know his ps5 is different. Sony fucked up with his ps5 specifically obviously

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And you're lying if say there's no frame rate issues. Either that or you're used to bad frame rates.

    • @Timmmmmma
      @Timmmmmma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IHMyself He's sperging about the frame rate tanking. In the last area I had ZERO problems and I remember it well since I beat it 2 days ago on my PS5 in performance mode.

    • @Nulldron
      @Nulldron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IHMyself what would they get out of lying about it?

  • @SR1M3
    @SR1M3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    He should use the new stick since it doesn't drop inputs 🤡🤡

    • @AnTunZee
      @AnTunZee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m sure he was using at one point

  • @T171OO
    @T171OO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    DSP is too old to play these games. It’s bad for his old heart!!

  • @starsandgardens579
    @starsandgardens579 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    how has he not figured out by now that guard counters are not parries

  • @AgeofAlpharius
    @AgeofAlpharius 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I just want my game mechanics to f**king work" translation: "I wAnT mAsH bUtToN aLwAyS wIn"

  • @grumpypoof9648
    @grumpypoof9648 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "I like the challenge but give me a shot"
    Or in other words, make the challenge easy for me to spam the same move and win.

  • @yobuddy852
    @yobuddy852 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Blows my mind he needs $ to wear a hat for the character he plays in games. U would think by now he would just wear the hat anyways for the game he's playing.😂

  • @devour1372
    @devour1372 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So glad he was having trouble with the jump R2

  • @2inverse469
    @2inverse469 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It's always the game, every game.

  • @dinanga_revert
    @dinanga_revert 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    did he just age 5 more years? He went through 5 birthdays since Bayle

  • @Bman6464
    @Bman6464 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ol puddin head raging bc he doesnt understand spacing, hyperarmour, etc will never get old 😂😂😂

  • @mythiel507
    @mythiel507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    His chat spamming the Cheese emote was legendary tho.

  • @snoozeflu
    @snoozeflu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It cracks me up how his age keeps changing in every video title 😂

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    18:17 Typical behavior of a 42-year-old. Never change, Piggy!

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Don't forget that this mong double-taps every input, so in a game with move buffering like Dark Souls/Elden Ring it will catch him every single time.

  • @indridcold_
    @indridcold_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "there's nothing hard about the guy" he's talking about his own ED.

  • @giraffe3237
    @giraffe3237 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    imagine struggling this bad with a double hammer jump attack cheese build

  • @DylanZ1201
    @DylanZ1201 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Phil is too stupid to realise you're supposed to summon for that Moore, Freyja, Hornset boss fight with all your allies helping you... It progresses multiple NPC quests too.

    • @RIBAYRO
      @RIBAYRO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I blame the pseudo-elitism around the game. He effectively screwed himself out of the intended experience because summons bad.

    • @buffoonustroglodytus4688
      @buffoonustroglodytus4688 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RIBAYROpseudo? Nothing pseudo about it the fromsoft diehards are very elitist and start fuming if you didn’t die 200 times to solo malenia like they did

    • @RIBAYRO
      @RIBAYRO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I mean pseudo because a lot of these so called good players might not use summons, but do resort to brain dead cheese builds for the sake of beating a boss.

  • @PunkRockMohawk
    @PunkRockMohawk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Maybe you should try replacing the joystick on your gamepad, DSP. Remember how well that worked out with your street fighter gameplay?

  • @SirGreenDay
    @SirGreenDay 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After playing 1,000 Souls like games, Phil still doesn't realize that a med roll is not an instant roll. There is a tiny delay and you need to account for that. If he was rocking a light load and fast rolled, then his dodge would be instant. He is so regarded that he can't comprehend basic game mechanics. I'm a 62 year old gamer and my reflexes are 100x better than Phil's. Lol

  • @MICHAELILES12
    @MICHAELILES12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how his chat called his cheese 🧀 out 😂

  • @Archon331
    @Archon331 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "game changes variables in middle of my attacks"....yes Im sure thats how it works thats why people are able to get no-hit runs consistently.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Due to continued stress, he'll be 70 years old by the next video 😂😂

  • @solidvault3698
    @solidvault3698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I did ZERO DAMAGE"
    Video shows 378 damage on Freyja

  • @lawrenceforeman4337
    @lawrenceforeman4337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Its not fair that I cant cheese guys!!!

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He could have cheesed them by taking out some of them sooner... But he didn't even know who Moore is. Can't be bothered to engage with the story and characters.

  • @mastershake42019
    @mastershake42019 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Boss is cheating.....my god that is dumb on so many levels it hurts to think about.

  • @Pltr03
    @Pltr03 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Someone should explain to him you can't just attack whenever you want.

  • @ThatKidTony
    @ThatKidTony 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing how the frames drop but the boss is still moving smoothly. lol

  • @TheNissejoker
    @TheNissejoker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    omg when he lifted his controller and said ''i cant move, i cant move''

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When I see him wearing a hat, I click off. I don't want to ever seem him make money

  • @FreddyChoppins
    @FreddyChoppins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "When go mad, remember chill"
    -Jayde

  • @Haseltine333
    @Haseltine333 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:06 double spear?! 😂😂😂

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Since he used summons on the Gank Squad his whole run in unearned.

    • @SomersBugtopia
      @SomersBugtopia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This opinion is obese

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lmao it's OK that DSP can beat the game too, people totally still think you're impressive.

    • @Onii-chan899
      @Onii-chan899 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@StinkyBusterThey're just using his own logic against him lol, he summoned for Bayle and Messmer too though so its not new

    • @raptorface2810
      @raptorface2810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@StinkyBusterfound the dent

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @raptorface2810 goofing on "veterans" of souls games isn't the same as being a dsp fan

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Those Lion enemies are a good skill check. They will destroy your shii if you've been cheesing the game. I wish they made them into an actual boss as a "Skill check" boss. Someone you can't just shield and poke or spam some cheese tactic against.

  • @FriedShrimp04
    @FriedShrimp04 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Summons for the 1v1 Mesmer fight because "Muh lore! Muh story reasons!"
    But wont use the obvious summons for the gank fight despite the lore and story reasons?
    Make that make sense

  • @pugisolation
    @pugisolation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To be fair, that whole area is all is super unfair. Theres no framerate issues tho lol DSP is too stupid to figure it out

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ngl that lion warrior guy fucked me up too

    • @tristanwelke7827
      @tristanwelke7827 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, not defending Phil but fuck that ice warrior in particular with his high damage, long lasting, self tracking, frost wind AOE nonsense.
      Just a straight up "No! You're not allowed to hit me!" Ass attack. Funny watching other people be fucked by it though lol.

    • @Dannyheal
      @Dannyheal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I died more to the lightning lion than I did Radahn. I don't know why, but he was my main roadblock for the entire expansion.

    • @DigitalHaze65536
      @DigitalHaze65536 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tristanwelke7827 A LOT of the "git gud" people in these comments couldn't beat that Lion say....10 times straight without being in danger at least once. Most of them would be barely above 50/50 win ratio, and some of them would hardly ever beat the thing. You need extreme Robustness, poise, and a colossal weapon with a really good AOW to deal with that thing in a RELIABLE manner. What I mean is, if it doesn't have a health bar I consider it "trash" normal enemies you should be able to get through with no or little damage. They shouldn't be a boss fight. I consider beating them "taking out the trash". I've learned how to take him out like the trash he is, but the fact that you can't do it with the weapons you WANT to play the game with means he is a bit overtuned.

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine having this much trouble with an npc fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Figures_of_Action_Reviews
    @Figures_of_Action_Reviews 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Souls games really, and I mean REALLY show you the difference between players who are willing to adapt and get better, and players who whine and cry because the game isn't easy as all the previous RPGs they have been playing. This is why all those other game developers were crying and saying we should not use Elden Ring and Balder's Gate as a industry standard. OH NOOOOOOO....heaven forbid we hold these game developers to a high standard of producing quality games. DSP is such a whimpy man child.

  • @Shove_It_in_your_VCR
    @Shove_It_in_your_VCR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Day ??? of Phil not having his flasks maxed out

  • @joenatch81
    @joenatch81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This dudes age goes up by 10yrs every time I see a new video 😂 next video he'll be 87yrs old

  • @alanthe2
    @alanthe2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s great to see the spirit of Champion Gundyr in the rooftop guy. Those kicks and shoulder charges were giving him flashbacks I’m sure.

  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I can't block!"
    >immediately blocks
    "I can't block her attacks!"
    >trading with the boss
    You'd think after playing so many of these games, including this game TWICE, he would've learned that no, in fact, you cannot interrupt an attack animation with a block.
    It's almost like he's too stupid to remember what game he's currently playing. This isn't fucking DMC, Dave.

  • @bragsaint7824
    @bragsaint7824 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Babe wake up, elden ring DSP just dropped

  • @leonkennedylk18
    @leonkennedylk18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just summon Ansbach and Thilollier, why is he doing this to himself? Lmao

  • @alexandrumarin8981
    @alexandrumarin8981 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People need to start chargebacking him

  • @thejoesyndrome
    @thejoesyndrome 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    you better include the part where he compared the final boss to Guts in the next vid!

  • @KillerMoustache
    @KillerMoustache หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's amazing how consistent DSP has been over the years. I click this video, expect exuses and inflexible gameplay... the man always delivers. Gotta give him that.

  • @JayGarlic840
    @JayGarlic840 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Early rolls, whiffs, not paying attention to something off screen, doesn’t know the difference between a neutral jump and running jump. He’s so bad it’s insane 😭