I'm A Hitman. My Last Target Wasn't Human.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2022
- It won't die.
By Geddy Cahoon
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Aww, who doesn't love a good parent-child reunion story?? How heartwarming. :)
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The best stories 😉
Lol
heartburning*
They'd paint the town red, I tell ya!
The hitman stories are always fun. I'm a fan of the unexpected target stories, immortals, demons etc.
Same. There is something intriguing to professionals thrown for a loop. Or even better, a cryptid thrown for a loop.
Me too I loved this one, but that’s the first story of hitman I heard.
I don't think I've seen any other hotman stories. Can you suggest any?
@@peytonmac1131 I can't think of any names, but I'm sure if you search LH's library, there's got to be others. If not here, viidith22, Dr. Creepen. They're out there
@@chadp363 thanks for the suggestions. I was about to ask the same as Peyton Mac.
Killroy was unfortunate but. I'm glad Arthur is going to see his father again. I bet he has so much to show him .
It's heart warning really
I honestly didn't really care about Killroy until...for some reason... I imagined a yellow-haired anime waifu in her description, and my brain just went
"NOOOO!!!!"
Glad the Dad and his bastard sperm head of a son finnally got some closure.
@@GreySergal LPGA😅⁰⁰⁰😅
Good story, I'm happy that Auther is going to see his dad. LOL. Thanks again for a truly wonderful story.
bro don’t spoil
Never trust anyone named "Killroy"... I've lived by those words my entire life and it's served me well. Just sayin'.
Lighthouse, fantastic work, as always. I expect nothing less from TH-cam's best narrator. Thank you yet again, my friend. It is much appreciated. Be well and take care.
Probably good advice, but this time it wasn't the one named Killroy who proved untrustworthy. Ironically, Killroy was the one who shouldn't have trusted someone else.
@@rhunter42dragon You raise a good point but I was in the us military and I saw "Killroy was here" in any shady or sneaky spot you could find... So the damage was done.
who ever first named there kid killroy must of hated roy
Perfect story allegory for when parents turn their children into monsters literally ,figuratively and symbolically
The moment Arthur mourned his mother's death, I felt pity for him.
Haven't finished, but something the old woman said.....
"After everything we did to him."
Makes me think this was sent back as a punishment for whatever treatment of their original child.
Thanks for giving credit to authors, man. It means a lot to us lot.
It goes to show you what comes around goes around and every dog has it's day. Be careful in how you treat everyone you come in contact with because you never know who or what you're dealing with. Thanks to the author great story and as always super awesome narration.
My Friday night has been made complete from the bright light of my favorite Lighthouse. I enjoy your narrations so much. Thankyou. Have a good weekend.
My goodness Lighthouse you said "she's a fine peice of a**" lol! You hit the Bullseye with this story.
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If these two jokes are his best hitmen, they wouldn't finish any job. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle named the shotgun "the most foolish gun you could kill someone with, because it would alert every constubal within a mile." The Valley of Fear published 1915. However good joke and a huge LOL😂
Yes! I love a good payback story. Especially when told so superbly!
THAT, was a REALLY GOOD story! Especially that fitting end, lol. Thanks again to all you amazing people over at Lighthouse Horror. I will never stop listening.
I literally binge-watched/listen hours in this channel since discovering it hours ago. And so far, this is my Most favorite story. Kudos to the narration, I could just picture it so well in my head
Part 390 of thanking the lighthouse horror for thei constant uploads
You're the best, LH! I wish we could be friends. I'd probably call you a lot to hear your awesome voice. Lol! Thank you, once again!
ha hey Michelle!
@@LighthouseHorror How was your week, Sir?
@@LighthouseHorror I read that in your voice! Lol
If you're a contract killer and you found something that won't die. That means it's time to retire or switch professions. 🤣😭😂
after the cleanup team is finished a small bit of graffiti is left....
"KILLROY WAS HERE!"
but seriously, i hope Detley enjoys his surprise.....lolz I mean family reunions are important....eh
Real mystery person from back in the day
I hope there's a second part to this! I'm really curious about Roger's backstory now!!
best story ive heard in awhile. i love hitman stories. especially written like this.
I hope there's a part 2!!
I was just thinking about this! How much I miss y'all! You must've felt me❤😁 Thanks for the notification and upload!
Best Narrating in the business.
He is definitely good and I enjoy the videos, but I've personally got to go with The Dark Somnium as the best. 😁
Love your stories!! Love your voice and the personality you put into the characters 👍🏻👏🏻💕
Awesome, there is nothing better than getting in the car after getting done in the gym working out and doing physical therapy, than see my flash from the light House!!! Nothing like a good Hitman story in Jersey traffic lol
Another over night shift with entertainment provided by lighthouse horror. I loved this page when I did day shift I owe this page my sanity now on the night shift lol. Keep it going as always
What a fantastic story. Perfectly done. Have a great weekend everyone
Now this story kicks butt! Finally a lead character up to the task! More please!
Awesome story! Love this one 😊 Oddly enough, for the most part, I was able to actually place people I know into the characters. Thanks so much Lighthouse and Author Geddy Cahoon!
That makes me worry about the kind of people you know. 😅
It was odd, so much so - it had me question who the author was lol
I love that team up at the end! So unexpected, and a pefect revenge ending
Hi Stephen, delightfully nasty. Ankle Biter! Classic, ab-so-lutely Classic! You seem to be really good at finding us great hitman stories, and this is another great one for the list. Have an awesome weekend! Cheers Steohen, Lee.
240K! Over 2K views in 1 hour! I am grateful that I have been here to see your "glow up" lol
You should be very proud of yourself. Always a good day when LH posts a banger 💥
The line at the end was so badass
OMG the voice acting is soooooo amazing!
@ "wanna go see you dad?" I was craving a part II!
Ohhhh, that one was chilling! An amazing story and fantastic narration. Thank you Lighthouse Horror for always providing life to my imagination.
Your voice, conveys such intense emotion LH! Superb storytelling as always. Brilliant 👏 👏 👏
There's been a lot strange things done in the quest for pearl necklaces. ZZ Top has immortalized this fine jewelry in song
Lighthouse Man...you have no idea how your channel helps me get through the day....whether it be work, school or vegging out. It provides a sense of decompression. Thank you.
Such a beautiful story, bought tears to my eyes, uh well, time to unite Arthur with his dad!
Lol, out in the " boonies" that saying makes me laugh for some reason 😅 I think that means in the middle of nowhere? here in the UK we say, out in the sticks! Anyway great story and narration as usual. also I think you could read a menu and it would sound exiting...
Yeah that’s what it means, we also say sticks sometimes
One of my favorite endings to a story I’ve heard
Geddy Cahoon at Lighthouse Horror 🤩 "ya know I'm listening."
Thanks LH❤
I really enjoyed this story right to the end. Yup! Yup! Time to see good old dad after the Kilroy Incident! LH great narration as always! Thanks for bringing this story to life.😊
First time listener since I know the writer of the story. Great narration, LH. Subscribing to give your other stories a listen.
Wondering if you’ve ever done any audiobooks because you definitely have the chops compared to the books I’ve listened to. I’m really into VO work myself which is why I was so interested when my buddy told me this was getting narrated.
You won't be disappointed! 😉
Oh, you will NOT be the least bit disappointed in LH's narrations. He brings so much life to each one of the stories he reads. Some of my favorites are the really long stories... I have listened for so many hours, days, straight with my wife. When we get on our kicks, we listen to all the LH classics and especially the lengthier classics for sometimes days... We found him around January 2021 and we have never heard a better narrator who also always chooses the BEST stories. He is very talented. He has a very diverse portfolio as well.. and he is a master of all the work he does. He is also very considerate and thoughtful towards all of his subscribers. He has been so friendly and personable from the start of when we first started listening to his narrations. Truly, no one else even compares!!!
you found a gem in a channel. this channel is one of the top narration channels on this platform, in the top 3, easily....
Tell the author I would like a part 2 for this story.
This surely was a rollercoaster ride.... I wasn't expecting that ending of all.... Superb job 👏 as always
Dear author: I need a part 2
once i heard the name "tagert", i thought of the beverly hills cop movies.....another great narration from the top youtube channel. and, your getting closer to 1/2 milion subs, thats awesome....i jumped in around 96k, and i get excited when i see that # grow.
I love what that ending implies.
Ha ha i really liked this one, especially the end. Ended exactly where it should have. Well done!!
I just found this channel. This is one Of the first of your videos I watched. And you knocked it out of the park. Great story, perfect background effects and sounds, not 2 much, not, 2 little, and the narration also damn near perfect for my liking as well. Definitely subscribed and hit the like button. Going to go check your other content. Cheers !
As always another top notch narration. I definitely enjoyed the awesome pasta. Thank you Stephen for the quality you always put into these stories and for picking good ones. Always makes my day or night when you post. 🖤
Stephen, horrific but fun to listen. Need a sequel
Ha, that was amazing! Well written short story, start to finish. And amazing narration as usual ♥️
I usually don't like hitman or spy stories but I gave this one a chance. I love that ending!! Nice!! 😆😆😆😆
Very Hazel and Cha Cha this story is. I look forward to more.
Your Narration brings life to the stories!! So glad I found you!
Don't play god by rising the death but human is one weird creature always doing something without thinking and regret it later , this is a fun hitman stories funny and scariest , your the best Lighthouse Horror always and not forget the awesome voice , thank you .
Great story. I would love a part two if the author sees the comments. Please and thanks.
I hope this turns into a series if it isn’t already. I’d love to hear more
YES! I get so excited when a new story is posted!! Thank you for making a crappy day a lot less crappy!! 😁
Hahahahah that 'Hey Arthur! Wanna see your dad?' Daymn badass..
Yay! Ready to put the earbuds in and go to sleep.
You're in my top 3 favorite narrator's, I can't say my favorite because I love all of you so much and equally. I asked the other 2 this same question,
I realized I love the kind of end of times stories...doomsday or the aftermath of kinda stuff. I find those are pretty rare, I would love more posted if you see a good one. Thanks
He, and Dark Somnuim are my favourites when it comes to these stories.
Lighthouse has an almost gruff voice and yet so perfect for those rougher characters like detectives, hunters and the likes with a charming accent and he's also great when it comes to interacting with his listeners. Even better, the stories he choses almost always have a capable MC and wonderful writing, brought to life so well.
Dark somnium is great for more emotional/ psychological, less gore/ action based stories. He has a soft voice with really unique background music. If you haven't listened to him yet and like longer stories I would 100% recommend his "Has anyone heard of the left right game?" It's 6 hours long but so so worth it. I was so into it I only took one sitting to finish it... other than that all his vids are good.
Lighthouse Horror, Dark Somnium, and Creepsmcpasta are my favorites, in no particular order.
This was the first one of these stories that left me with a smile lol
The end had me rolling cause I was thinking that 😂🤣
What a great storyteller you are. I really like that you change your voice for the characters
I loved the ending! You tell a good story!
This was an excellent story tonight. Your narration was great. It was very suspenseful. Thank you. Have a wonderful weekend 💖🌟
This popped up on the main page of videos so I klicked on it. What a great creepy story. Good for a part 2 also. Geez the horrors it could inflict on its father or. Does he end of loving him? Great narration also!!
I like that ending. Lol, I kind of hope there's a part 2, even though I know there probably won't be any. Great story! :D
This was such a great story and really great narration too! Loved it!
Man, take it however you like it, this is why i love you brother. No matter how outside the box life may become, your always there to stop and take a mental getaway
Yeah LH has uploaded, I'm So Excited! 🤗 This is Michele not Ed, Lol! 🤣 Thanks Man and PLEASE keep them coming! 🤷♀️✌💜👻🐶😻🐢🐾🐠💋👀🙏 Awesomely Strange Creepypasta! 🥰
Yes,LHH hits us all with another banger!
I love hitman stories and this was brilliant, as was the narration. And there is nothing like a family reunion 😁.
I liked the ending. And I can't say as I didn't expect it. Could have gone one of 3 ways but I am rather glad it went that way.
I love that open ending 👌
Love you're stories and I love when you leave the story hanging !! Love you're voice so calming !! Be safe and God bless you 👍🤗🙏❤️👻👀😪💐
MAAAAN this was FIRE! They should've had the shells READY but the end MORE than makes up for it. Lol I'd LUV to see THAT journey to the finale. Great read as always
Why is the ending so great
@@treeeyed8578 because he put it altogether and wants to make out even which makes sequal to this POSSIBLE and it would be good
Another great video LH, it's always a treat when you narrate. 🥰 stay awesome!! :)
This was a marvelous story, well written and told, very creepy. But the twist at the end was just fabulous icing on the cake! I figured the story would end with the hit man dead or being hunted by something supernatural, but this was so much better, and unexpected. Instead, the hit man takes the supernatural creature to the man responsible for it's creation for a little payback. It's never a good idea to get on the bad side of professional killer.
Good for Taggert. Hope Roger likes meeting his kid
Nice one, love the ending... too.
Just like _S.C.U.D., The Disposable Assassin._
I guess maybe being a contract killer isn’t all it’s cracked up to be??😂😂 great production Stephen ♥️♥️♥️♥️😎🇦🇺✌️
My new fav! The ending was perfect!
Good morning ☀️🌄 and thank-you for the story
Happy Friday Stephen
Right back at Ya. ✌🤠
This needs to be a series.
Noooooo we need a part 2 😁 I wanna know how the meeting his dad went 😉😉 great story
Great story! More like this, yes?
Sweet baby Jesus this was just nothing but excellent from start to finish
Ok. A killer with a pair of glasses? You can loose glasses really easily. And easily lost hair from a ponytail? Also, lizard mind? You really had to say that? Ok.
"Hey ghoulish kid, wanna go see your dad?" Classic bro!
Fast burner ooo'SO GOOD!!!!!!
GAWD...I LOVE WHEN YOUR STUFF HITS,!!!!!!!!!!!
All of the stories you narrate are all fantastic! You’re my favorite thing to watch / listen to right now! Also 100th comment woo :D
The end was so unexpected to me... I love it
Great Story!!
God Damn the delivery on that last line was satisfying!
Oh that was good. Loved Arthur's voice.