A big reason why relationships break down - he's not telling me things, he must be hiding something. No - just nothing to tell. Went well. Went bad. That is all. No need to prise open the box to root around inside, nothing to find.
Oh my heavens! So true! Just looked at my husband's eye, saw wheels turning. I asked what thinking and he said NOTHING! I'm a retired investigative social worker. Very detail oriented. Married to the single tasker! Makes me NUTS!
He is so right on this. Before I saw this video, my husband & I had the same exact moments. The plumber (except I wanted to know the details of how he fixed) and The "how was your day" and the response, "it was fine."
I would come how from work...my girlfriend would be like "Hey sweetie, how's your day?" I'm like "typical day as always" She would be like " Come on tell me about it!" I'm like "Later, I really had a hard day...I want to take a nap and everything" Well? She didn't understand the resting part. :) 1 hour later she yells at me and everything, and wants "DETAILS!" So I had to spill the beans, and communicate about my long day...eventhough I didn't want to. LOL.
Finally found the answer..why men excel in every profession even those associated or closer to womens...They are singletaskers with great concentration
As a man, I can hold 6 conversations online, 3 irl, but never 1 irl and 1 online. I just cannot here the person talking to me while I type to the other.
My husband just introduced me to this guy and I have been binge watching him! One incident came immediately to mind. My friend's daughter and her husband had their first child recently. We went to visit and take gifrs. I asked the husband, a highly educated and articulate man, how the birth went. "Oh....lots of waiting around and it was pretty boring but it all came out okay in the end". The whole event summed up in one sentence. Then I made the mistake of asking her..... Three hours later .... 😮
At 7:40 this is the exact reason why I got in trouble 80% of the time as a kid. I liked to read but it never occurred to my mother that I may not be listening to her while I read.
My wife would be 2-3 paragraphs into a conversation while I was reading and I would finally realize she was talking and say "were you talking to ME?". She would say "who else would I be talking to?" "I dont know, the TV, the dog, the cats, the wall, your sisters; I just know you werent talking to me because you didnt say my name first to let me know it was me".
This is so entirely true. We have not recognized this so far to a point that we now have gender identity issues and anxiety in males caused by single mothers.
Well, there's plenty of research to indicate that the comedian's point about men and women having differently wired brains is literally, scientifically true, and that "gender identity issues" are the result of people with penises having female brains or people with vaginas having male brains. The Dutch neurologist (and unfortunately named) Dick Swaab has been doing research on this for close to 30 years now, give his name a Google if you'd like to read it for yourself.
I know for a fact that if you say repeat what he is saying to your girl. You will get into an argument. The best bet is to say leave it in her "reccommendations"
Me Coming home- Yeah my day is over. Finally I can just relax. Get a beer and watch a game. My fiance- So how was your day? Me- Typical Tuesday. Nothing knew My Fiance- What is that supposed to mean? That doesn't say anything Me- huh? It was like any other Tuesday.
I hang up after being on the phone with my mother for twenty minutes. My woman: "So, how is your mom?" Me: "She's good." Her: "What's new with her?" Me: "Don't know." Her: "You were on the phone for 20 minutes. What did you talk about?" Me: "I don't know. Typical filler."
Some men think that getting married means that they are marrying so that they have a mom to take care of them...and mom took care of everything. This is something that needs to be talked about BEFORE you get married or else it will be torture for both people.
So true, my wife tells me something when I'm watching a tv or doing something else and when I don't do it, she'll say "I told you and you even acknowledged it and forgot immediately".
Strange. First if I ever had my husband do that one of those tasks then I would be happy! And as a woman I want the bottom line in the story while my husband will take a five-minute story and turn it into a 30-minute dissertation. I have to tell him to get to the point or he will forget. Of course he has been to the bar so....
Depends on the circumstance I don't remember the size and weight of my babies then had me to doped up to remember anything when all I really needed was an extra strength tylenol
@T00ntju Lol, true, but you see, men tend to remember only those things which are vitally important to them, or which will affect them in some way. They don't give a shit what the neighbor is mowing their lawn with, they don't give a shit what's on sale, they don't give a shit what their brother's father's sister-in-law bought from Wal-Mart on Saturday afternoon. They DO give a shit about car insurance, their job, family healthcare, you see what I'm saying? So if a call doesn't have importance..
That's really hilarious! That makes me LOVE women's nature even more! :) Details are the beauty of life! It takes extra skills to go deeper into plain looking things that even a monkey can see! :P :) P.S. I'm a woman by the way, but even if I were a man I would have loved to be a woman! LOL :P
It's ok, guys. As we women age, it becomes exponentially more difficult to multi-task. In my "early" years, I could do three things at a time, all the while making dinner. Now that all the chickens have flown the coop? I can't be on the phone and, idk, do dishes at the same time.....life evens out, I guess.
Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni, Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni, and Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni YES! I'M CORRECT!!!....i'm correct.....fuck
The problem I have is when they do the whole... stop... let me go back to what I was doing, and AS SOON AS I RESTART DOING WHAT I WAS DOING... she starts babbling at me again, and i'm like 'WHAT!!!!!'
I love this guy. Men do not realize how they hurt themselves by not doing these simple things in their relationships. Men want to be appreciated. Then they need to start doing things that deserve appreciation. Most women work full time these days and it is not ok for her husband to come home and zone out in front of the tv while his wife takes care of everything or most everything. Most women want their husband to realize this. Women don't want to do all that mundane domestic stuff either or be the one dealing with the kids too after they have worked all day but someone has to do it. Why do men think that should not be an equally shared responsibility? A woman who is married to a man who gets this idea is an appreciative, grateful woman and she makes sure her husband feels appreciated in every way.
Yup, one of the reasons smart girls stay single: why add the care for another person to the workload and get nothing in return? Men really are turning into parasites because of that mindset, yes,: you are *both* tired, and/but you *both* need to invest to keep the home a nice, livable place. Why women should shoulder 70% to even 95% percent of that burden does not make any sense. (And that makes America behind 80% of the worldpopulation: if 2 people *need* to work to survive, and only one of them gets to rest when that part is done, how is that right?)
Do things to deserve appreciation? You do realize that is conditional love which is not real love. The humour people are laughing at in this clip is actually abusive behaviour. So the fact you find it funny is a bit sick.
@@Davidjune1970 yeah man... besides what is there is marriages anymore for men? Paying other's bills or pay the alimony for a hoe and her trash from some other guy(since they call bad men parasites so we call bad women hoes or sluts)...
I have a question. How do males and females bond with each other? I don't see how men and women can bond (especially romantically) with each other. Women can build incredible friendships and become very close to each other in a way men can't bond, and science shows that women can bond very well with each other. Generally, women are even more social than men are. After something bad happens, a woman quickly rushes to talk to all of her female friends to get support, whereas a man can isolate himself and grief alone. Women tend to be more emotional, more caring, more empathic, more compassionate, more affectionate, more loyal, more nurturing, more understanding, more sympathetic, more sensitive, more kind hearted, more peaceful, more calmer, more gentle, more expressive, more intuitive, and more outward than men are, and thus bond more with other women in a special way that they can’t with men. Men, on the other hand, are not that emotional, and thus can’t bond with other men in a special way. Women are more comfortable being around with other women than they are with men. They have a type of bond that usually men with women won’t really have, or with men and men. Men are usually much lonelier than women are. Men don't often talk about their personal problems with their male friends like how women do with their female friends. Females produce a lot more oxytocin than males do. And that's a reason why women tend to hug a lot more and be a lot more physically affectionate than men do.
Lol this makes me so mad haa this iss sooo truee i swear to God! Reminds me of my dad n boyfriend of course MEEN. Its true how there brain works lol Funny thoo
Why the brain works like that?..and the answer is simple ! If you watch the sphere shape moving in frixion test, you actuall see moving and form two hind lobs It might seem as a crazy type of aerodynamics
m.th-cam.com/video/RjzH-VAmi3E/w-d-xo.html & I know this is looking like telling a joke...but the video test on the sphere/ halve sphere shoes jow the vortex comlete the shape
Hm, here's the thing. If these jokes were directed at women to "dumb them down" this video would be all the rage would feminist and have a million dislikes. Double standards.
@@nicolebarnett8702 nothing unintelligent about it. Its just about focus. The polarity is between men and women not good and bad. Expecting them to be the same is silly, so is weighing them for a better and worse.
@Everion and after loading the listening program, you loose all the RAM to continue what you are doing. Which means start over from the beginning. Which is why we as a man try to avoid being interrupted and put on some firewall as a defense mechanism xD
Wow i thought it just me.. Is it happen to everyone? (i think im stupid n slow) ... Sometime when I'm playing game whoever talk to me im hear them through ear but can't blend it in brain
There are people who watch these videos to learn something, and apparently there are some people here who are projecting their unresolved issues on the opposite sex
We know exactly what we want. You guys are too busy making us complicated to listen to the most important part of what we share. By the way, Im on your side with the woman (any people) that want to chitter chatter about innate subjects and I would prefer silence to that.
If hes not looking in her eyes constantly could she say he is aware? Not knowing its a different kind of person and not learning the difference is everyone's problem most the time. Even in that statement its ignorance is as loud as its wisdom.
I think he's on the right track but he definitely made men out to be simple minded and not the nice and simple but rather the duh simple. Mind you Ive dated some of the latter and it's infuriating to have a grown man be so fkn dumb and absolutely not even know how dumb. That being said there's surely their matches out there that you guys have come across.
Been happily married for 32 years. This is accurate. We figured all this out the hard way. (Communicate)
It's still precious and hearing still in 2020
100% agree
A big reason why relationships break down - he's not telling me things, he must be hiding something. No - just nothing to tell. Went well. Went bad. That is all. No need to prise open the box to root around inside, nothing to find.
Oh my heavens! So true! Just looked at my husband's eye, saw wheels turning. I asked what thinking and he said NOTHING! I'm a retired investigative social worker. Very detail oriented. Married to the single tasker! Makes me NUTS!
He is so right on this. Before I saw this video, my husband & I had the same exact moments. The plumber (except I wanted to know the details of how he fixed) and The "how was your day" and the response, "it was fine."
Mr. Gungor, I hope you realize that you just gave away every man's secret. Sheesh!
He’s a snitch 😭
@@Rtg5L isn't that what a pastor is?
What secret?
I would come how from work...my girlfriend would be like "Hey sweetie, how's your day?" I'm like "typical day as always" She would be like " Come on tell me about it!" I'm like "Later, I really had a hard day...I want to take a nap and everything" Well? She didn't understand the resting part. :)
1 hour later she yells at me and everything, and wants "DETAILS!" So I had to spill the beans, and communicate about my long day...eventhough I didn't want to. LOL.
LOL 😂😅
What a pitty...you are a poor guy...😗
Will the legend from 10 y ago reply to this comment?
Finally found the answer..why men excel in every profession even those associated or closer to womens...They are singletaskers with great concentration
I’ve learnt to make lists and put them on the tv screen!!!
holy shit so true my mom asks me how was your day and i'm like : Fine . what happened ? nothing
true, the whole seminar is hilarious and very useful...Mark Gungor is a genius rly
Ask a man his favourite colour he’ll give you one one answer. Ask a woman her favourite colour she’ll give you a whole list 🤣
ok
🤣😂
ma man👌😄
Baby pink, blue and purple
Sometimes white but it's not really a color 😂
I like black clothes btw lol
It's amazing how different we are.
As a man, I can hold 6 conversations online, 3 irl, but never 1 irl and 1 online. I just cannot here the person talking to me while I type to the other.
Likewise
My husband just introduced me to this guy and I have been binge watching him! One incident came immediately to mind. My friend's daughter and her husband had their first child recently. We went to visit and take gifrs. I asked the husband, a highly educated and articulate man, how the birth went. "Oh....lots of waiting around and it was pretty boring but it all came out okay in the end". The whole event summed up in one sentence. Then I made the mistake of asking her..... Three hours later .... 😮
At 7:40 this is the exact reason why I got in trouble 80% of the time as a kid. I liked to read but it never occurred to my mother that I may not be listening to her while I read.
same, I have told her to say something only when I am looking at her😂😂
My wife would be 2-3 paragraphs into a conversation while I was reading and I would finally realize she was talking and say "were you talking to ME?". She would say "who else would I be talking to?" "I dont know, the TV, the dog, the cats, the wall, your sisters; I just know you werent talking to me because you didnt say my name first to let me know it was me".
This is so entirely true. We have not recognized this so far to a point that we now have gender identity issues and anxiety in males caused by single mothers.
Well, there's plenty of research to indicate that the comedian's point about men and women having differently wired brains is literally, scientifically true, and that "gender identity issues" are the result of people with penises having female brains or people with vaginas having male brains. The Dutch neurologist (and unfortunately named) Dick Swaab has been doing research on this for close to 30 years now, give his name a Google if you'd like to read it for yourself.
@@ElecTrishian924
But that doesn't change the fact that they r in the gender they r born in
We r different but not thattt different
That's why women work harder
Outside and inside
Physically and emotionally
I know for a fact that if you say repeat what he is saying to your girl. You will get into an argument. The best bet is to say leave it in her "reccommendations"
😂Watching Papa and Moms - Amen!
My husband remembers everything better then me drives me crazy
Kijk dit vooral samen met je partner! Geweldig!
This is so funny 😂
Dilyssa Sisters p
...until the divorce...
Recommendation got us together in 2020!
6:40 that's 200% accurate.. once men start doing something you can't hear anything
wow after watching this video i now know more about men and the brain locked in a big gigantic box
Me Coming home- Yeah my day is over. Finally I can just relax. Get a beer and watch a game.
My fiance- So how was your day?
Me- Typical Tuesday. Nothing knew
My Fiance- What is that supposed to mean? That doesn't say anything
Me- huh? It was like any other Tuesday.
I hang up after being on the phone with my mother for twenty minutes.
My woman: "So, how is your mom?"
Me: "She's good."
Her: "What's new with her?"
Me: "Don't know."
Her: "You were on the phone for 20 minutes. What did you talk about?"
Me: "I don't know. Typical filler."
I think I'll put this in my "nothing" box.
No, she can wait until I am done and have a spot to listen!
"hang on a sec, be right with you"
Some men think that getting married means that they are marrying so that they have a mom to take care of them...and mom took care of everything. This is something that needs to be talked about BEFORE you get married or else it will be torture for both people.
SO true!
I'm a woman and I can't multitask and I cannot pay attention to more then one thing. XD Still, I know a lot of women can relate to this!
Multitasking is bs there is no difference, But the nothing box exists and it's true we don't care as man
I do fifty things to once,it's weird I can't keep my mind on 1 thing.
For a guy, I can somewhat multitask, but if I get myself doing more than two things at once, I’m going to mess something up.
He is talking about averages. Just listen carefully again
This just means that men are less capable, cognitively.
I’m the exact opposite as my wife and this when it comes to multitasking, I can do it far better than she can. Lol
Lol @ the ram..so true
YOO THAT BOTTOM LINE THING IS ON POINT
Got Dammit Man!!!! 😂😂😂
@all men reading this: try to remember the last 3 conversations you had on your phone...
Now check your call log...
I rest my case
But do those 3 calls matter now? Not enough to remember em... If i remember the last 3 letters in the last word i type im over reaching too far lol
also how fast women can go from 0-100 its crazy.
So true, my wife tells me something when I'm watching a tv or doing something else and when I don't do it, she'll say "I told you and you even acknowledged it and forgot immediately".
Strange. First if I ever had my husband do that one of those tasks then I would be happy! And as a woman I want the bottom line in the story while my husband will take a five-minute story and turn it into a 30-minute dissertation. I have to tell him to get to the point or he will forget. Of course he has been to the bar so....
Depends on the circumstance I don't remember the size and weight of my babies then had me to doped up to remember anything when all I really needed was an extra strength tylenol
That is sooooo accurateeee 😂😂😂
that's why i had been losing it lately, i am a guy and i am trying to multitask
@T00ntju Lol, true, but you see, men tend to remember only those things which are vitally important to them, or which will affect them in some way. They don't give a shit what the neighbor is mowing their lawn with, they don't give a shit what's on sale, they don't give a shit what their brother's father's sister-in-law bought from Wal-Mart on Saturday afternoon. They DO give a shit about car insurance, their job, family healthcare, you see what I'm saying? So if a call doesn't have importance..
Sooo, you're saying you don't care what your aunt bought at Walmart then?
One problem about stopping what you're doing and listening.
Listening to a woman can last over half an hour sometimes :P
That's really hilarious! That makes me LOVE women's nature even more! :)
Details are the beauty of life! It takes extra skills to go deeper into plain looking things that even a monkey can see! :P :)
P.S. I'm a woman by the way, but even if I were a man I would have loved to be a woman! LOL :P
🤮
..lol it only loaded a bit for me before freezing..and it was like 'women's brains come with a lot of extra RAM.'
And I cracked up..
Yes it is great!!!
It's ok, guys. As we women age, it becomes exponentially more difficult to multi-task. In my "early" years, I could do three things at a time, all the while making dinner. Now that all the chickens have flown the coop? I can't be on the phone and, idk, do dishes at the same time.....life evens out, I guess.
hormonelevels drop.. we are slowly degrading into guys... (without the sexdrive unfortunately, because that would actually be fun ;) )
You don’t have to multi task as much because the kids are grown
Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni,
Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni,
and Called for pizza, ordered pepperoni
YES! I'M CORRECT!!!....i'm correct.....fuck
@dzh80 yea details are good, but keep them for urself :)
Hahaha, Hilarious!
1:56 yes give the detail.
The problem I have is when they do the whole... stop... let me go back to what I was doing, and AS SOON AS I RESTART DOING WHAT I WAS DOING... she starts babbling at me again, and i'm like 'WHAT!!!!!'
Women are mystical and fragile beings.
This i hellarious: but what would happen if this was said about women?
@Everion
Very true!
@Everion hahahaha... true!
I love this guy. Men do not realize how they hurt themselves by not doing these simple things in their relationships.
Men want to be appreciated. Then they need to start doing things that deserve appreciation.
Most women work full time these days and it is not ok for her husband to come home and zone out in front of the tv while his wife takes care of everything or most everything.
Most women want their husband to realize this. Women don't want to do all that mundane domestic stuff either or be the one dealing with the kids too after they have worked all day but someone has to do it. Why do men think that should not be an equally shared responsibility?
A woman who is married to a man who gets this idea is an appreciative, grateful woman and she makes sure her husband feels appreciated in every way.
Yup, one of the reasons smart girls stay single: why add the care for another person to the workload and get nothing in return? Men really are turning into parasites because of that mindset, yes,: you are *both* tired, and/but you *both* need to invest to keep the home a nice, livable place. Why women should shoulder 70% to even 95% percent of that burden does not make any sense. (And that makes America behind 80% of the worldpopulation: if 2 people *need* to work to survive, and only one of them gets to rest when that part is done, how is that right?)
Do things to deserve appreciation? You do realize that is conditional love which is not real love.
The humour people are laughing at in this clip is actually abusive behaviour. So the fact you find it funny is a bit sick.
@@Davidjune1970 yeah man... besides what is there is marriages anymore for men? Paying other's bills or pay the alimony for a hoe and her trash from some other guy(since they call bad men parasites so we call bad women hoes or sluts)...
My wife is the smartest person i know, but a yes/no question is like kryptonite. Cant do it
Not only is sam kinison back from the dead, he cut his hair!?
fuckin on point !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women has rules in details and those rules they want men to follow
Too good. What's his name?
Mark Gungor
I have a question. How do males and females bond with each other? I don't see how men and women can bond (especially romantically) with each other.
Women can build incredible friendships and become very close to each other in a way men can't bond, and science shows that women can bond very well with each other. Generally, women are even more social than men are. After something bad happens, a woman quickly rushes to talk to all of her female friends to get support, whereas a man can isolate himself and grief alone.
Women tend to be more emotional, more caring, more empathic, more compassionate, more affectionate, more loyal, more nurturing, more understanding, more sympathetic, more sensitive, more kind hearted, more peaceful, more calmer, more gentle, more expressive, more intuitive, and more outward than men are, and thus bond more with other women in a special way that they can’t with men. Men, on the other hand, are not that emotional, and thus can’t bond with other men in a special way.
Women are more comfortable being around with other women than they are with men. They have a type of bond that usually men with women won’t really have, or with men and men. Men are usually much lonelier than women are. Men don't often talk about their personal problems with their male friends like how women do with their female friends. Females produce a lot more oxytocin than males do. And that's a reason why women tend to hug a lot more and be a lot more physically affectionate than men do.
As a general rule, men form bonds by doing things together, and women form bonds by talking.
@Bruh Exactly. Working together to get their butts out of danger will definitely form bonds.
Lol this makes me so mad haa this iss sooo truee i swear to God! Reminds me of my dad n boyfriend of course MEEN. Its true how there brain works lol Funny thoo
@Kingcraft7 lol :) Don't you see that we enlighten your world when opening your eyes into things you cannot see! :P
Absolutely
Why the brain works like that?..and the answer is simple ! If you watch the sphere shape moving in frixion test, you actuall see moving and form two hind lobs
It might seem as a crazy type of aerodynamics
m.th-cam.com/video/RjzH-VAmi3E/w-d-xo.html
& I know this is looking like telling a joke...but the video test on the sphere/ halve sphere shoes jow the vortex comlete the shape
IMMA KID AND MY MOM DRIVES ME NUTS BY MULTI TASKING ME!!!!
@dzh80 I think I'm like a woman in my mind :( and it seems like all the women I've loved were the man stereotype lol.... I'm not gay tho >.
@jessesmama2010 I saw that on some book too and when I tried to apply to my real life... didn't work. So, I am sorry, I think you are wrong
At .2:34 he sounds like Kevin hart
HAHAHahahh this is funny true and interesting..but you gotta see it all
thats why women can handle a lot of things !!
so how the fuck can't they invented something amazing like the marie curie and her husband did?
:D :D hilarious :D
this man is hilarious
Hm, here's the thing. If these jokes were directed at women to "dumb them down" this video would be all the rage would feminist and have a million dislikes. Double standards.
Definitely made men out to be not so intelligent.
@@nicolebarnett8702 nothing unintelligent about it. Its just about focus. The polarity is between men and women not good and bad. Expecting them to be the same is silly, so is weighing them for a better and worse.
ROFL Mark Gungor is awesome xD Yeah I'm pretty much you're average woman
lol nice!
5-40 arlekin song?
@Roaming72 Random-access memory.
I may be a weirdo, but I rember more than both my male and female co-workers like 80% of the time lol. I think I was born with a female brain lmao
@Everion
and after loading the listening program, you loose all the RAM to continue what you are doing. Which means start over from the beginning. Which is why we as a man try to avoid being interrupted and put on some firewall as a defense mechanism xD
Glad no Karen there.
Wow i thought it just me.. Is it happen to everyone? (i think im stupid n slow) ... Sometime when I'm playing game whoever talk to me im hear them through ear but can't blend it in brain
so true funnier guys are not like women not thinking actin talking feeling
There are people who watch these videos to learn something, and apparently there are some people here who are projecting their unresolved issues on the opposite sex
@yomsha They just don't know what they want...
We know exactly what we want. You guys are too busy making us complicated to listen to the most important part of what we share. By the way, Im on your side with the woman (any people) that want to chitter chatter about innate subjects and I would prefer silence to that.
Chilla chilla ke sabko scheme bta diya 🤣😐😐😐
Who's here from seu class! 💖😆
yup, drama "queens"
Give a thumb if you think this video is underrated. 😆
If hes not looking in her eyes constantly could she say he is aware? Not knowing its a different kind of person and not learning the difference is everyone's problem most the time. Even in that statement its ignorance is as loud as its wisdom.
This was funny but all joke aside this man is one of the most redpilled comedians
I want to think like a guy
#linustechtips
Well, what does RAM mean here please?
random access memory
Listen to the WOMAN not listen to the girl. Why does he keep saying that?
this guy is full of it.
I think he's on the right track but he definitely made men out to be simple minded and not the nice and simple but rather the duh simple. Mind you Ive dated some of the latter and it's infuriating to have a grown man be so fkn dumb and absolutely not even know how dumb. That being said there's surely their matches out there that you guys have come across.
🤣🤣🤣🤣