The problem with Jack Sparrow is in the first movie he was the whacky foil to the straight main heroes, that's how a character like that works. He isn't supposed to be the main character.
And, here me out, I think this franchise could use a Logan-styled sequel that'll end the franchise. Have Jack Sparrow doing all he can to find yet "another" magical source to cure a sickness (in line with his constant need to attain eternal life) and on the way, he runs into people who want him to aide them in freeing a ship of slaves (which is something he did prior to the films, can be found in the novelizations and deleted scenes.) Then have him die in the process. Make it a simple story again, where he accepts death at long last. Disney would NEVER do it. I can dream though.
What I liked about Pirates 5: Salazar, zombie sharks, the new girl, Barbossa, and the third act. And that it was thankfully only 2 hours What I didn't : It took too long to kick off, From after the title to the Gullitone scene took too long that could have been chopped down and tightened up. Jack Sparrow, that wedding scene out of nowhere. But overall I did enjoy this movie, I'd call it a see it at matinee price or do 5 buck Tuesday or whatever kind of promo like that your theater does and go see it then, definitely an improvement over 3 which is too long and 4 which is too boring
Actually, the "replacements" for Pintel and Ragetti were already characters from the previous films. They are the guards Murtogg and Mullroy. Although there are so many minor characters in these films, so I don't blame anyone for forgetting them.
I went to this today with my GF, it was her that really wanted to see it. There were so many little things I noticed being messed up or times when it was boring. At the end I thought,"Ehhhh, not really good but not really bad".
I have a high tolerance for this series, I haven't hated any of them, yet. Yeah, 3 was too dreary and lost a lot of charm from the previous ones. And 4 was convoluted. But I still like them.
Same here! I enjoy this series, grew up following along with it. Of course there are some flaws I can see but it doesn't seem enough to ruin anything I have for this series. 4 was my least favorite out all of them I will admit. XD
I only saw the fourth one and I found it pretty entertaining. No masterpiece by any stretch, but I recall finding it pretty fun. I don't really get the hate it received, but I didn't see the first 3.
Keith Richard's great-great-great granny was an elf. He'll die eventually, but he can snort whatever he wants and get wasted everyday and comfortably live for the next 500 years.
You know Brad, you should make a separate video series on all the movie theater horror stories you lived through. They're much more entertaining than the movie you just watched!
Don't ask me when I saw him I thought he was grant Gustin from flash but nope. The guy your talking about #BrentonThwaites is such a bad actor he needs specials effects to do his acting for him. Last movie I saw him in was God's Of Eygpt and the best part about that movie was gerard butler
Hey if nothing else it'll be something different. This summer has been all repeats and Wonder Woman does not even look like the other super hero films.
da Bunnyman That's mainly because of the setting, as far as I can tell. Maybe there is something more to it than what I've gathered from the trailers, but I'm kind of burned out on the current offering of blockbusters. They need to up there creative game a lot more than they have been doing for the last two-to-four years.
Don't know if it was filmed during Depp's divorce, but it was filmed whilst he was in the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia's personal war over his dogs. Perhaps his public apology to Australia was more interesting than his performance in Pirates.
Remember when Jack Sparrow was a charming, witty, and clever pirate who did cool and badass things instead of being a stupid drunken buffoon who does nothing? Apparently the filmmakers of this movie totally forgot.
I sympathize with Brian, really I do, but I find it ironic that he complains about the health of his teeth whilst sipping an extra large soda from the snack bar... just an observation.
Lmao when you said Javier Bardem likes to play weird villains with hooks for hands, I confused with him with Antonio Banderas and I thought you were referencing his character in the SpongeBob Movie
Whenever they had the whole Jack Sparrow antics thing, it felt like the entire movie stopped just for the sake of the comedic scene that really does nothing for the story. The one in the beginning is putting Jack Sparrow in a place where these other two characters are. Okay. That's a shitty purpose, but a purpose. The rest of the antics didn't really entertain me. They just held up the story.
I swear I've just watched three random old Midnight screenings in a row, and the Tabernacle from Zardoz has come up in each one (John Wick 2, this and The Shack). Maybe I should watch Zardoz, it seems to leave a strong impression!
23:00 Thanks for confirming the feeling of repetition I got earlier when you mentionned Jack being arrested and put in prison. I felt I had seen it in 4.
I didn't really mind the ghost cgi at all. I can see it being distracting but for me I thought it was fine. But that love story needed to just be scrapped. They had no chemistry, Jack Sparrow has basically confirm they're supposed to be an item. God forbid there's no love story in a movie franchise about PIRATES
The screen went black during a space battle at the GotGV2 screening I was at, the audio was still there & good, they took it back to before it went black, it was fine after that. Now PAGD, I saw that twice, as the 1st time, the 3D didn't work.
I actually really love this movie. Though I admit that I had some problems with this movie especially with Jack Sparrow which I thought was mostly underwhelming in this film (shame because Jack's my favorite character in the franchise). Barbossa on the other hand was in my opinion the best character in this movie and his "death?" scene was deeply emotional for me. As I said I do have issues with Pirates 5 but I still had a great time seeing it and I will be seeing again (maybe another viewing after that but we'll see). I can't wait for you to review Captain Underpants though. Hopefully I can see it too because as a fan of the books this film looks like a lot of fun.
Holy shit, that projector screwup was exactly what happened in my Beauty and the Beast screenings. Only around that one terrible Beast song over and over until 30 minutes. Probably why I dislike that movie more I would have.
Does Brian has a PayPal or something we can donate to? (I am neither on Twitter or Facebook). And Brian, if your dentist asks you "is it safe", you need another dentist.
This film is dumb, not well written...but honnestly...its really fun. If you can ignore the dumb things in it and just apreciate most of the jokes and creative scenes, you're gonna be fine.
Arthur M Yeah. I just saw it for the first time ans I can say something like this. This still felt long, though. And the rules of the curse just seem nonexistent.
Question about the SPOILERS portion of the film.... Did the post-credits actually *show* Davy Jones or was it implied its him? Because I'd assume the late reveal of the woman being Barbosa's daughter combined with Turner being freed from the "curse" is to set up Barbosa as a new Davy Jones.
I have a habit of trying to get the soda to the top whenever I refill my soda (though I don't put ice on it), so I can see the thing about filling it up being a bit tiresome.
Was this a real IMAX screen because AMC is infamous for having Fake IMAX screens that are just slightly larger than the largest screen the theater has.
jdzencelowcz Well to answer your first question the Queen Ann actually becomes the Black Pearl! After Jack goes back to shore Cutler Beckett finds out he's a Pirate and has the ship blown up and sunken down to the ocean. Jack was desperate to get his ship back so he makes a deal with Davey Jones, He'll raise the ship but in 13 years he has to give him a hundred souls in return. Jack agrees (and never gives Davey his soul which is why he's after Jack in the second movie) and the Queen Ann is risen from the water as the Black Pearl! :D
You're thinking of the Wicked Wench, that was Jack's ship, the Q.A.R. was Blackbeard's ship, claimed by Barbosa, while the Wench/Perl went into a bottle.
It's funny a similar thing happened to not just the theater i was in, but the entire building. My mother and i went to see BFG for the first time at a Cinemark. We went through an absurd amount of trailers before we finally saw the beginning of the Disney logo. Then the whole theater went black. Everyone was escorted out to the theater while the fire alarm lights flashed. Turns out some ass hat was smoking in the bathroom. Luckily our theater people were decent people and didn't restart every screening from the beginning and pick up pretty much near where they left off. I could never imagine having to sit and rewatch a part of the movie cause the projector or whatever wigged out.
I feel bad for you guys. You had to watch a Pirates of the Caribbean movie (that's not The Curse of the Black Pearl), and you had to watch several parts of it TWICE. That's something no one should have to experience.
Man, teeth problems suck. My mouth is a horrible mess and I'm just glad that, well, sorta, that most of the time any teeth pain actually decides to be migraines instead. At least I have dental coverage, a bit now. Sorta. I need to use it.
I had the opposite problem with a movie. Went to see the Georgio Moroder version of "Metropolis" at a theater and they started it and...no music. So, the young girl manager was on the phone with the owner fooling with the DVD player for maybe five minutes and got the music. When I asked if they were going to restart it (since it was 10 minutes in, maybe) she said, "No, it will mess up our schedule" And I think the Moroder version is 85 minutes long. Got my money back but it was ridiculous.
I'm baffled as to how these movies were ever popular to begin with. It's rare that I ever stop watching a movie halfway thorough, but that was the case for me with the original.
Before you scroll down, the comments are either sexually confused men who are curious about Brian's nails, or people bitching about how long the video is. Go cry somewhere
Yet another review of this movie recommending other movies to see instead. I appreciate finally hearing something about "Christine" because I'd read about it online but haven't seen much coverage of it. I'm sorry the two of you suffered. I hope you enjoy next week's batch. Best.
I thought it was worth a $5 matinee if you sneak your own snacks in. I didn't leave angry, and it was mercifully short (and my screening didn't have technical difficulties because it was a good old-fashioned screen). It had more memorable scenes than the last one, which went in one ear and out the other for me. At least this one was pretty to look at sometimes. But yeah, all the CGI in this one looked like half the budget of all the amazing stuff they pulled off with Davy Jones and the skeletons. Not sure how well they aged because I didn't see the movies in a while. But considering I saw this one out of personal compulsion rather than desire, I wasn't as disappointed as I thought I would be. I'll probably be seeing Transformers 5 out of compulsion, too.
I honestly felt like this one was not as bad as the fourth one. To be fair, I did think that the guillotine scene was absolutely awful. But as far as high points: I liked seeing Orlando Bloom again for the 3 scenes he's actually in. My favorite part was the ending. The one joke I really laughed at was when Jack said he wanted to eat Monkey Jack. The flashback scene makes me want a movie of young Jack Sparrow being cool.
LOL this exact same thing happened when I saw Transformers 4 in IMAX, it froze with 25 minutes of movie left, and then they rewound like 40 minutes making the whole movie nearly 4 hours to get through. fucking brutal
The problem with Jack Sparrow is in the first movie he was the whacky foil to the straight main heroes, that's how a character like that works. He isn't supposed to be the main character.
"Shit for brains might have been in it"
Legit spat my drink out at that
Same
@@somethingsuperbland8829 yeah also was it Jake?
@@tomurashigaraklilbeanboi yes
@@somethingsuperbland8829 oh that makes since XD
And, here me out, I think this franchise could use a Logan-styled sequel that'll end the franchise. Have Jack Sparrow doing all he can to find yet "another" magical source to cure a sickness (in line with his constant need to attain eternal life) and on the way, he runs into people who want him to aide them in freeing a ship of slaves (which is something he did prior to the films, can be found in the novelizations and deleted scenes.) Then have him die in the process. Make it a simple story again, where he accepts death at long last. Disney would NEVER do it. I can dream though.
I think Brian's dental crisis is more interesting than this movie. I actually want to know what happens next.
I love how your viewing experience was far more interesting than the actual movie
Johnny Depp on a Boat 5: Fuck you, give us money
Vegeta solo I noticed that too
+Vegeta solo I made the joke on another video, so what? Lol
+Trunks 未来のトランクス I did though, on Double Toasted's review...
fuck you it's YEAR!
Fuck you, I'm on a boat!
Can we just get a Pirates of the Pancreas movie? Where the pirates go full pirate.
It'll have to be claymation.
And can it take place inside a dying hobo's body?
Only if Michael Bolton makes a song about it.
Don't. It will be a monument to compromise...
Just.. don't dress him in a Santa outfit. I remember the _last_ time that happened. Thank God I wasn't in Colorado.
Hey, no need to worry about the bullshitting at the beginning. These are the kinds of stories you remember for YEARS.
Hmm... is it irony that Brian forgot that the last Midnight Screenings he did was Phoenix Forgotten?
CarnbytheGreat No. He fully expected that to happen.
It's about goddamn time. AND Brian's back?? Fuck yes.
I can't follow this video. It's not in 3D.
My internet connection went out about 30 minutes into the review. I had to start over from the beginning.
Stuart Dunlop Here you go *Hands you 3D glasses.*
Yeah it's in 4DX
D box is Fu
of course you take Slaver Brian to see Pirates of The Caribbean
CaptainGrumpy makes no sense what you said. Stupid
someone hasn't seen their Texas Chainsaw 3D review
do you always have the verbose argumental skills of a playground bully or is it just today
CaptainGrumpy apply cold water to burned area
Is he gonna fight Johnny Depp for freeing his cargo?
Did my drunken ass point out the obvious joke?
Somehow, I love when Brad reviews a movie with Brian. These videos always run for so long and have so much often hilarious off topic talk.
I love it when Kermit and Fozzie review movies. Now if they could just move to and fro and sing Movin' Right Along.
I can tell you, at the movie theater I work at, we wouldn't even consider rewinding the movie in this scenario.
don't movie theaters do technical testing in the morning before showings start with a employee in the theater just to see if everything is working?
I don't mind the bullshit talk. It's entertaining.
No, not every movie. It's also just their taste. And the bullshit I meant is at the beginning of the review.
+Trunks 未来のトランクス wtf are you talking about? They like a lot of movies
Bullshit talk is what makes Midnight Screenings special.
Trunks 未来のトランクス yes how dare they not like some movies
All about the banter just like Marvel movies
I got ya Brad, review starts at 14:10
What I liked about Pirates 5: Salazar, zombie sharks, the new girl, Barbossa, and the third act. And that it was thankfully only 2 hours
What I didn't : It took too long to kick off, From after the title to the Gullitone scene took too long that could have been chopped down and tightened up. Jack Sparrow, that wedding scene out of nowhere.
But overall I did enjoy this movie, I'd call it a see it at matinee price or do 5 buck Tuesday or whatever kind of promo like that your theater does and go see it then, definitely an improvement over 3 which is too long and 4 which is too boring
I like when you guys share your audience/showtime related experience. It's the best part of your "Byebye Man" and "Sing" reviews.
Well, I think we all know who "Shit-for-Brains" is.
We do not speak his name.
Why? Did I miss out on something juicy, tell me.
Put simply, Jake was a massive asshole who could only think with his dick.
Jake?
XD he who must not be named. But it is a good dick joke.
Actually, the "replacements" for Pintel and Ragetti were already characters from the previous films. They are the guards Murtogg and Mullroy. Although there are so many minor characters in these films, so I don't blame anyone for forgetting them.
LaurenceBranagh omg that's right! Could barely recognize them with beards xD but yeah, they DID turn pirates at the end of 3 xD
I went to this today with my GF, it was her that really wanted to see it. There were so many little things I noticed being messed up or times when it was boring.
At the end I thought,"Ehhhh, not really good but not really bad".
Since when has Brian been painting his nails? I've never noticed he painted his nails before
His wife does nails and practices on him.
Aw thats sweet :) they look nice
Nathan Gatten that's pretty gangsta
Fuck Off no it's not
til_thasmokeclearz I doubt that person was being serious.
Anyways, it's sweet.
I have a high tolerance for this series, I haven't hated any of them, yet. Yeah, 3 was too dreary and lost a lot of charm from the previous ones. And 4 was convoluted. But I still like them.
Same here! I enjoy this series, grew up following along with it. Of course there are some flaws I can see but it doesn't seem enough to ruin anything I have for this series. 4 was my least favorite out all of them I will admit. XD
I only saw the fourth one and I found it pretty entertaining. No masterpiece by any stretch, but I recall finding it pretty fun. I don't really get the hate it received, but I didn't see the first 3.
What did you think of this one?
Same; I'd say 2 and 3 are a bit of a mess but I really like 1, 4, and 5.....and I like PARTS of 2 and 3.
Flying Dutchman should've rescued them
leedle leedle leedle lee
😊🤩🤩😎😍
Can't wait for Pirates: 33 1/3
Keith Richards will still be in it, he's gonna out live us all
In the end, it's going to be Keith Richards and a cockroach. "I snorted your father, mate."
Keith Richard's great-great-great granny was an elf. He'll die eventually, but he can snort whatever he wants and get wasted everyday and comfortably live for the next 500 years.
44:03 Christine is a goddamned masterpiece and the most underrated flick of last year. Wish it had got around to more theaters.
You know Brad, you should make a separate video series on all the movie theater horror stories you lived through. They're much more entertaining than the movie you just watched!
the young guy in this is the lead from Gods of Egypt. Why does he keep getting work?
Well, he was good in 'Oculus' and 'Son of a Gun', I guess.
Oculus was such a good movie!
Don't ask me when I saw him I thought he was grant Gustin from flash but nope. The guy your talking about #BrentonThwaites
is such a bad actor he needs specials effects to do his acting for him. Last movie I saw him in was God's Of Eygpt and the best part about that movie was gerard butler
He’s probably blowing one of the higher ups in Hollywood
Fucking Paul McCarthy is in this movie?
Fuck, now I HAVE to see it.
Fuck Off He's got less than a scene...
I actually thought that scene was so bizarre, so removed from the rest of the film, that it's almost worth a ticket price to see it.
Almost.
It is a fun short scene. He jokes about getting your balls cut off.
Anyone else excited for Wonder Woman? More specifically, anyone else excited for the internets reaction to Wonder Woman?
Hey if nothing else it'll be something different. This summer has been all repeats and Wonder Woman does not even look like the other super hero films.
Syrup & Pancakes They released some movie clips. Watch them and see how you feel about the line delivery.
da Bunnyman That's mainly because of the setting, as far as I can tell. Maybe there is something more to it than what I've gathered from the trailers, but I'm kind of burned out on the current offering of blockbusters. They need to up there creative game a lot more than they have been doing for the last two-to-four years.
The setting of WWI definitely helps with differentiating the film. Giving it more of the feel of an old fashioned epic film.
Excited to see it, but disappointed it looks like we won't be getting to the full decade without a good DC movie
I'm sorry but the story about your screening with the technical problems and stuff gave me some laughs. Thank you for that ;)
Don't know if it was filmed during Depp's divorce, but it was filmed whilst he was in the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia's personal war over his dogs. Perhaps his public apology to Australia was more interesting than his performance in Pirates.
Im going to guess shit for brain's is Jake am i right 15:04
Robert White yes I think
Remember when Jack Sparrow was a charming, witty, and clever pirate who did cool and badass things instead of being a stupid drunken buffoon who does nothing? Apparently the filmmakers of this movie totally forgot.
J Man When the character used to be cool.
Only saw one trailer, and Sparrow (along with most of the "comedy" shown) comes across as obnoxious and really low brow.
I sympathize with Brian, really I do, but I find it ironic that he complains about the health of his teeth whilst sipping an extra large soda from the snack bar... just an observation.
Lmao when you said Javier Bardem likes to play weird villains with hooks for hands, I confused with him with Antonio Banderas and I thought you were referencing his character in the SpongeBob Movie
priscy he didn't say hooks for hands, he meant hook as in a gimmick.
Kefka Palazzo OH ahahaha
Whenever they had the whole Jack Sparrow antics thing, it felt like the entire movie stopped just for the sake of the comedic scene that really does nothing for the story. The one in the beginning is putting Jack Sparrow in a place where these other two characters are. Okay. That's a shitty purpose, but a purpose. The rest of the antics didn't really entertain me. They just held up the story.
I swear I've just watched three random old Midnight screenings in a row, and the Tabernacle from Zardoz has come up in each one (John Wick 2, this and The Shack). Maybe I should watch Zardoz, it seems to leave a strong impression!
23:00 Thanks for confirming the feeling of repetition I got earlier when you mentionned Jack being arrested and put in prison. I felt I had seen it in 4.
As someone with no money who just got four wisdom teeth out this week, hang in there!
Brad, did you stay for the post-credit scene?
Rob Walker was asked that on Facebook, he said hell no.
Did he say what it was to Brad?
Every time some piece of media brings up ghost pirates, I always revert back to the Pirate Captain from Venture Bros. shouting, "NO WAY!"
Brad explaining the ordeal of refilling his drink sounds more exciting than this movie
I didn't really mind the ghost cgi at all. I can see it being distracting but for me I thought it was fine.
But that love story needed to just be scrapped. They had no chemistry, Jack Sparrow has basically confirm they're supposed to be an item. God forbid there's no love story in a movie franchise about PIRATES
I loved hearing about the experience you guys had at the theater. Like, DAMN.
Well, experiences like this is why I prefer 2D over 3D lol
well between this and king arthur, i watched for 3rd time guardians of the galaxy vol 2
The screen went black during a space battle at the GotGV2 screening I was at, the audio was still there & good, they took it back to before it went black, it was fine after that. Now PAGD, I saw that twice, as the 1st time, the 3D didn't work.
I actually really love this movie. Though I admit that I had some problems with this movie especially with Jack Sparrow which I thought was mostly underwhelming in this film (shame because Jack's my favorite character in the franchise). Barbossa on the other hand was in my opinion the best character in this movie and his "death?" scene was deeply emotional for me.
As I said I do have issues with Pirates 5 but I still had a great time seeing it and I will be seeing again (maybe another viewing after that but we'll see).
I can't wait for you to review Captain Underpants though. Hopefully I can see it too because as a fan of the books this film looks like a lot of fun.
Pirates 5, Depp needs money for the divorce!
Kidlike101 That'll be 6, this was 5.
Pirates 9 depp is board
27:00 Zardoz exists in the PotC universe ? Now I want that crossover - would be a great make over for the franchise. :D
My theater also had issues with the projector. It took them over half an hour to fix the damn thing.
Holy shit, that projector screwup was exactly what happened in my Beauty and the Beast screenings. Only around that one terrible Beast song over and over until 30 minutes. Probably why I dislike that movie more I would have.
Does anyone know what colour/brand of nailpolish Brian has on? Because it's gorgeous and I want it
Does Brian has a PayPal or something we can donate to? (I am neither on Twitter or Facebook).
And Brian, if your dentist asks you "is it safe", you need another dentist.
www.gofundme.com/3t0vz6o Try this link
Thank you! And my recommendation is to listen to the Iron Maiden song "Dead Men Tell No Tales" instead.
This film is dumb, not well written...but honnestly...its really fun. If you can ignore the dumb things in it and just apreciate most of the jokes and creative scenes, you're gonna be fine.
Arthur M Yeah. I just saw it for the first time ans I can say something like this. This still felt long, though. And the rules of the curse just seem nonexistent.
An Entire hour review I knew this one was for the books lol
Is the IMAX screen a true one that's at least 5 storeys high, or just a larger screen ("LIEMax") like the one in my area?
It is always nice to see you to have you in the background on a late sunday (europe ;) )
Question about the SPOILERS portion of the film....
Did the post-credits actually *show* Davy Jones or was it implied its him? Because I'd assume the late reveal of the woman being Barbosa's daughter combined with Turner being freed from the "curse" is to set up Barbosa as a new Davy Jones.
For Guardians of the Galaxy V2 the 3D wasn't working at my cinema
I have a habit of trying to get the soda to the top whenever I refill my soda (though I don't put ice on it), so I can see the thing about filling it up being a bit tiresome.
So, did you get your money back, in terms of the IMAX fee?
Was this a real IMAX screen because AMC is infamous for having Fake IMAX screens that are just slightly larger than the largest screen the theater has.
...Did y'all censor Hollywood Video? Or was that just an accident with the camera?
Which movie-going experience was worse? This one, or Bay Ninja Turtles?
Is Brian wearing nail polish?
29AndreG yes
I checked the MS for On Stranger Tides and...yeah! He was in it!
Brian CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH
They came for Pirates, they got a stroke simulator.
So...don't watch Pirates but do watch An Open Secret and Christine - got it! Thanks for the recommendations - they both look fascinating.
Should've given a cameo to Michael Bolton.
Phoenix Forgotten was ironically the last movie you guys saw together, I think
I'mma level with ya, I did call this the series Transformers of the pirate genre.
Plot holes: what happened to the Queen Ann's Revenge? & Why didn't the de-cursed guys walk back into the water & swim/float back up???
jdzencelowcz Well to answer your first question the Queen Ann actually becomes the Black Pearl! After Jack goes back to shore Cutler Beckett finds out he's a Pirate and has the ship blown up and sunken down to the ocean. Jack was desperate to get his ship back so he makes a deal with Davey Jones, He'll raise the ship but in 13 years he has to give him a hundred souls in return. Jack agrees (and never gives Davey his soul which is why he's after Jack in the second movie) and the Queen Ann is risen from the water as the Black Pearl! :D
You're thinking of the Wicked Wench, that was Jack's ship, the Q.A.R. was Blackbeard's ship, claimed by Barbosa, while the Wench/Perl went into a bottle.
aww shoot! my bad! xD
's ok
It's funny a similar thing happened to not just the theater i was in, but the entire building. My mother and i went to see BFG for the first time at a Cinemark. We went through an absurd amount of trailers before we finally saw the beginning of the Disney logo. Then the whole theater went black. Everyone was escorted out to the theater while the fire alarm lights flashed. Turns out some ass hat was smoking in the bathroom. Luckily our theater people were decent people and didn't restart every screening from the beginning and pick up pretty much near where they left off. I could never imagine having to sit and rewatch a part of the movie cause the projector or whatever wigged out.
I feel bad for you guys. You had to watch a Pirates of the Caribbean movie (that's not The Curse of the Black Pearl), and you had to watch several parts of it TWICE. That's something no one should have to experience.
The first three are all fun.
Alternate title for this episode: "Pirates of the Broken 3-D Projector: The Quest to Save Slaver Brian's Teeth"
Man, teeth problems suck. My mouth is a horrible mess and I'm just glad that, well, sorta, that most of the time any teeth pain actually decides to be migraines instead. At least I have dental coverage, a bit now. Sorta. I need to use it.
I have to ask, at almost the 15:00 mark, who's, "Shit for Brains"?
bkjbearcat78 Jillian.....(evil grin)
I tuned into the old video. I guess it's Jake.
no way brad worked at a movie theater. that's awesome. I wish he was my manager at the movie theater I work at
Best I can say for this movie: It's better than On Stranger Tides. So fucking funny that anyone tried to hold this movie hostage.
I had the opposite problem with a movie. Went to see the Georgio Moroder version of "Metropolis" at a theater and they started it and...no music. So, the young girl manager was on the phone with the owner fooling with the DVD player for maybe five minutes and got the music. When I asked if they were going to restart it (since it was 10 minutes in, maybe) she said, "No, it will mess up our schedule" And I think the Moroder version is 85 minutes long. Got my money back but it was ridiculous.
14:10 review starts
I'm baffled as to how these movies were ever popular to begin with. It's rare that I ever stop watching a movie halfway thorough, but that was the case for me with the original.
Before you scroll down, the comments are either sexually confused men who are curious about Brian's nails, or people bitching about how long the video is. Go cry somewhere
The Film Freak most of what I'm seeing is curiosity about s*** for brains
midgetelantrian8 keep scrolling. If I saw one more question about Brian's nails, I was going to kick the shit out of someone
The Film Freak I'll take your word for it. They haven't been playing much attention, have they? ^_^
No they're a special breed
sorry with the teeth!...the insurance in the us...
"My teeth are fucked up"
He then proceeds to drink sugary soda
I have no idea what "The Keepers" is, but I don't blame you for not wanting to come here to Baltimore.
Yet another review of this movie recommending other movies to see instead. I appreciate finally hearing something about "Christine" because I'd read about it online but haven't seen much coverage of it. I'm sorry the two of you suffered. I hope you enjoy next week's batch. Best.
I'd love to know if the people who shouted "two minutes" simply didn't want to see the entire 15 minutes again either.
I thought it was worth a $5 matinee if you sneak your own snacks in. I didn't leave angry, and it was mercifully short (and my screening didn't have technical difficulties because it was a good old-fashioned screen). It had more memorable scenes than the last one, which went in one ear and out the other for me. At least this one was pretty to look at sometimes.
But yeah, all the CGI in this one looked like half the budget of all the amazing stuff they pulled off with Davy Jones and the skeletons. Not sure how well they aged because I didn't see the movies in a while.
But considering I saw this one out of personal compulsion rather than desire, I wasn't as disappointed as I thought I would be.
I'll probably be seeing Transformers 5 out of compulsion, too.
-sees the video is fifty minutes long, grins evilly-
36:25 James Cameron says: "Just wait..."
*Sees time on video* Hoo boy, this is gonna be a fun one
I honestly felt like this one was not as bad as the fourth one. To be fair, I did think that the guillotine scene was absolutely awful. But as far as high points: I liked seeing Orlando Bloom again for the 3 scenes he's actually in. My favorite part was the ending.
The one joke I really laughed at was when Jack said he wanted to eat Monkey Jack. The flashback scene makes me want a movie of young Jack Sparrow being cool.
Which franchise is worse: Pirates of the Caribbean or Transformers?
Pirates had at least 2 good movies but all of the Transformers films are trash.
Transformers, at least Pirates had a good movie or 2 in the mix
That depends on if you include the animated Transformers movie.
Zane Seibert The first Transformers wasn't too bad but the rest of them hurt to watch
Henry Barnill Transformers
41:55 Why would I drive 50 if the speed limit is 45? You're making no sense there, Brian.
LOL this exact same thing happened when I saw Transformers 4 in IMAX, it froze with 25 minutes of movie left, and then they rewound like 40 minutes making the whole movie nearly 4 hours to get through. fucking brutal