Somewhat Professional I knew that this would right up Brad and Brian's alley! It's a terrible thriller starring Katherine Heigl, but at least I knew Brad and Brian would enjoy it!
She was worried she wouldn't be able to live up to the ex-wife. She saw him with that other woman and thought that she would lose him if she wasn't more spontaneous.
This seems like "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle" on steroids, and I love it. '90s thrillers are always entertainingly bonkers, so I'm definitely watching this.
A movie that features cunnilingus AND female masturbation??? Granted I don't watch these kinda movies but I get the feeling that's still pretty rare. I'll give this movie points for that if nothing else.
Kemal Alis i think she was probably referring to the goofy stuff, like the woman writhing around and moaning all sexily and biting her lip and stuff. no one does that when they're slappin' it alone haha
This is just an idea I had, a suggestion that could totally be dismissed because it's Sarah and Dave's decision, but I think it'd be funny and cute if, when the baby is a bit older, y'all go watch a kid's film like normal and then you cut to the kid for a "mini review" and they just talk about what they liked about it or didn't like about it for a minute or two. Of course this is a "future" idea, and there are people who don't want to put their kids on the internet before they're aware of what it is and that's totally Sarah and Dave's decision whether or not to include their kid on this movie-reviewing fun (hobby? quarter-time job?), but I think it'd be funny to have Brad riff on a kid's film, cut to the baby gurgling or something, and then Brad going "Exactly my point!".
I found a dvd copy of this at a local video store that closed. It was SHOCKINGLY good. If it wasn't for this review I never would've picked it up, so thanks for that!
My mother has told stories of being carded, not in a theater but in a bars, but she was not blind sided she was flattered because she was in her forties at the time.
So this is basically Home Sweet Hell 2? Trivia: this movie in Italy is titled 'Criminal Love' for some reason. And now I just want a movie where the guy from The Boy Next Door gets together with Katherine Heigl from this. That would be truly fun.
As soon I saw this movie existed, I knew I had to see you guys review it! I mean, there's no Morris Chestnut, but no movie can be perfect. I do like the Knocked Up continuation though! Could this be the start of a Sexy Drama Cinematic Universe?
Hey Brad, Are you guys planning on reviewing Free Fire? Or has it not come to Springfield yet? I kept thinking as I was editing our review for the film that you guys would really like that movie!
I can understand the Rosario Dawson fear at the end - given how you describe this. If the Mom made her like this, the daughter dying could have pushed her over the edge and she could blame them.
Ohdeardog, this film was soooooo entertaining. The fake dog in the background, at the end, pretty much killed me from laughter. Oh, whoops, spoiler alert?
When you were talking about how you'd include the film on a "20 Best Times I've Had at a Theatre" list, I had an idea: what if, at the end of the year, you had everybody either list or just pick a "guilty pleasure" film; i.e. movies that they'd genuinely recommend just because of how so bad, they're good they are. Funny video as always.
For some reason my go-to scene of woman patting her face at a vanity is always Glenn Close from the end of Dangerous Liaisons...the story that was remade into Cruel Intentions. Huh.
In terms of Charlie Hunnum movies coming out, I just saw The Lost City of Z which is an absolutely fantastic movie. I hope it comes to Springfield so you guys can see it.
Brad said in the comments for another video that Brian's wife is doing a nail technician course (or may already be a nail technician) and she practices on Brian.
After suffering through this films abysmal TH-cam ad campaign, part of me is glad it turned out shit. The other part of me now can't wait to watch it on some schlocky TV channel in a couple months.
You know this could be like a sequel to the perfect guy but a prequel (kinda) to obsessed. Like the chick from perfect guy whos fiance died dates this guy who has a crazy stalker ex which would be the chick from obsessed. Plot hole woud be in obsessed he didn't know her beforehand
When I saw the trailer for Unforgettable, I knew that the Midnight Screenings review would be more unforgettable than Unforgettable. I was right. BTW I saw The Lost City of Z. I was impressed with both the film and the acting. Charlie Hunnam in particular was excellent. With Guy Ritchie as director, I am hoping that the upcoming King Arthur movie contains more than Mr. Hunnam's muscles making the dramatic effort.
Stoned Gremlin Productions oh I totally understand. I was just wondering when Free Fire wasn't mentioned when you said Doug asked what movie to see while you were in Chicago. You'll like Free Fire.
My dad had a thing for Katherine Higel because of how nice n' tight she was younger in My Father The Hero...later on he also lost interest when she just played bi-polar ice bitches, too close to his own ex.
1:20 They put their glasses on at the exact same time
Z Yeah because they're both form a Shane Black movie.
XD I read that as, "Z'Yeah!"
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Cue Won't Get Fooled Again.
The enjoyment y'all get from these movies brings me so much joy.
I saw one TV spot for this and thought, "Oh, a Brad and Brian movie! I hope it's bat-shit insane!"
Somewhat Professional I knew that this would right up Brad and Brian's alley! It's a terrible thriller starring Katherine Heigl, but at least I knew Brad and Brian would enjoy it!
Somewhat Professional It doesn't need Katherine Heigl.It just needs to be terrible.
Remember, Brad watches porn for a living, so you know this sex scene is bonkers.
Joseph Estril really he does ?
Joseph Estril He reviews weird porn parodies
She was worried she wouldn't be able to live up to the ex-wife. She saw him with that other woman and thought that she would lose him if she wasn't more spontaneous.
You and Brian watching Weird Thrillers always makes my day.
What kind of hack-frauds make an erotic thriller without Morris Chestnut?!
Aria Mournesong He must have been busy with another film. Only excuse.
Well I guess you can say this movie is
*puts on sunglasses*
Un-unforgettable
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
+George Zhang I hate you *upvotes*
George Zhang Nailed it.
Considering Katherine Heigl's box office poison it will definitely be forgotten.
When THIS can get a theatrical release, but Jesus Bro is direct to DVD.
**insert forgettable **_unforgettable_** pun here**
Brian's nail polish is fucking adorable
Man they are _really_ tempting fate with that title.
Like that one game being called "Remember Me."
ToastyMozart "Disappointments Room"
Now for _that one_ they had to have known. It's too perfect.
The love you guys have for these kinds of movies gives me life.
This seems like "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle" on steroids, and I love it. '90s thrillers are always entertainingly bonkers, so I'm definitely watching this.
Brad, you will be happy to know that Katherine Heigl played the same kind of character in a 2015 movie with Patrick Wilson called Home Sweet Hell.
I love how they simultaneously put on their glasses
You guys need to do a review with Korey Koleman and the Double Toasted guys. He enjoys these kinds of movies too
Double Toasted review over this had me rolling. Especially their explanation of the ending!
I love Brian's nails honestly
A movie that features cunnilingus AND female masturbation??? Granted I don't watch these kinda movies but I get the feeling that's still pretty rare. I'll give this movie points for that if nothing else.
Bonus points if the masturbation looks like actual masturbation, not just a performance for the male audience lol
+Kimberly Out of curiosity: how does an actual female masturbation look like?
Kemal Alis i think she was probably referring to the goofy stuff, like the woman writhing around and moaning all sexily and biting her lip and stuff. no one does that when they're slappin' it alone haha
If Daddy's Home was not a comedy
Ciaran Smith Daddy's Home isn't a comedy.
It *was* a comedy?!
No one said it was a good comedy.
This is just an idea I had, a suggestion that could totally be dismissed because it's Sarah and Dave's decision, but I think it'd be funny and cute if, when the baby is a bit older, y'all go watch a kid's film like normal and then you cut to the kid for a "mini review" and they just talk about what they liked about it or didn't like about it for a minute or two.
Of course this is a "future" idea, and there are people who don't want to put their kids on the internet before they're aware of what it is and that's totally Sarah and Dave's decision whether or not to include their kid on this movie-reviewing fun (hobby? quarter-time job?), but I think it'd be funny to have Brad riff on a kid's film, cut to the baby gurgling or something, and then Brad going "Exactly my point!".
Talyn has time I agree with you, if Sarah and Dave would be up for it I think that would be really cute!
The idea of her corrupting her granddaughter the same way as her daughter is why she looks horrified
I found a dvd copy of this at a local video store that closed. It was SHOCKINGLY good. If it wasn't for this review I never would've picked it up, so thanks for that!
My mother has told stories of being carded, not in a theater but in a bars, but she was not blind sided she was flattered because she was in her forties at the time.
You sure this isn't a sequel to When The Bough Breaks because this seriously sounds like the same movie.
YES. I was hoping it would be Brad and Brian who saw this.
So this is basically Home Sweet Hell 2?
Trivia: this movie in Italy is titled 'Criminal Love' for some reason. And now I just want a movie where the guy from The Boy Next Door gets together with Katherine Heigl from this. That would be truly fun.
When I went to see Dunkirk in the theater they played Girl's Trip on the IMAX screen.
As soon I saw this movie existed, I knew I had to see you guys review it! I mean, there's no Morris Chestnut, but no movie can be perfect. I do like the Knocked Up continuation though! Could this be the start of a Sexy Drama Cinematic Universe?
Brian's nail polish is on point tonight.
Hey Brad,
Are you guys planning on reviewing Free Fire? Or has it not come to Springfield yet? I kept thinking as I was editing our review for the film that you guys would really like that movie!
I'm so psyched for King Arthur!! Guy Ritchie. King Arthur. Awesome.
Please make this a Snob episode!
Wow. Tourist Trap reference.
i've been waiting for this movie just for this video.
@ Brian/Brad don't forget Katherine Heigel was also opposite Steven Seagal for Under Seige 2: Dark Territory.
and she was in zzyzx road the lowest grossing movie in cinema history
hey there Brad!
Brad out of curiosity, do you take it as a compliment when you get carded at the movies?
I swear they're doing that just to mess with him because he shows up so often.
1:21 I wonder if that putting on the glaces in unity was coincidence or planned out.
Brian Lewis, I've come to bargain!
I can understand the Rosario Dawson fear at the end - given how you describe this. If the Mom made her like this, the daughter dying could have pushed her over the edge and she could blame them.
If Brian's gonna keep his nails painted, I might just paint mine black. And I'm a guy.
Unforgettable 2: Grandma from Hell
Please yes, oh my god. That would be the best.
The fight scene in the trailer told me all I needed to know. Great, Beyonce and Ali Larter Part 2.
Ohdeardog, this film was soooooo entertaining. The fake dog in the background, at the end, pretty much killed me from laughter. Oh, whoops, spoiler alert?
Out of curiosity has there ever been a movie that you and your friends flat out refused to do a midnight screenings vlog of ?
this movie is the same as Obsessed (2009)
This movie is connected - I LOLed so hard
Is "Colossal" showing in your area? if so you should definitely do a review of it it was awesome.
The Circle is coming out next week I think.
Are you gonna see Spark: A Space Tail?
That's a guaranteed classic
Aw, come on Brad.
It's Guy Ritchie who's making that new King Arthur movie. At the very least it's going to be a crazy, fun time.
"...that's what you are."
When you were talking about how you'd include the film on a "20 Best Times I've Had at a Theatre" list, I had an idea: what if, at the end of the year, you had everybody either list or just pick a "guilty pleasure" film; i.e. movies that they'd genuinely recommend just because of how so bad, they're good they are.
Funny video as always.
'Tourist Trap' reference. Automatic thumbs-up.
are you going to do one for the phonenix forgotten?
For some reason my go-to scene of woman patting her face at a vanity is always Glenn Close from the end of Dangerous Liaisons...the story that was remade into Cruel Intentions. Huh.
In terms of Charlie Hunnum movies coming out, I just saw The Lost City of Z which is an absolutely fantastic movie. I hope it comes to Springfield so you guys can see it.
you were carded for Trainspotting 2, I think
Lost City of Z is great, starring Hunham as the lead (he's at his best in it)
So Katherine Heigl vs. Jessica Chastain in Crimson Peak?....
I wonder if the guys will do a midnight review for Colossal.
Been waiting for this review since the trailer came out :)
Is Brian wearing blue nail polish?
Brad said in the comments for another video that Brian's wife is doing a nail technician course (or may already be a nail technician) and she practices on Brian.
So when are you seeing Spark: A Space Tail?
is The Lost City of Z Not playing there?
This is gonna be fun.
You get your silver play button for hitting 100k yet?
After suffering through this films abysmal TH-cam ad campaign, part of me is glad it turned out shit.
The other part of me now can't wait to watch it on some schlocky TV channel in a couple months.
Did you guys see Grow House?
This honestly sounds kind of awesome
As soon as I saw Katherine Heigl, I knew this movie was gonna suck
Or not? Brad and Brian seemed to really enjoy it.
Tadicuslegion78 they are making fun of it. Have not see MST3K? That is how they review bad movies.
John Smith oddly she's their favorite part of the movie
Suck so good.
What happened to the acting ability Katherine had in Roswell vs now?
Oh man. Katherine Heigl and Indris Elba would make the greatest scary couple ever.
wait is it September already? these flicks always pop up like weeds in early fall! they jumped the gun with this one.
Oh My God I Forgot I Watched This Movie
Anybody else get a PureFlix ad before this?
You know this could be like a sequel to the perfect guy but a prequel (kinda) to obsessed. Like the chick from perfect guy whos fiance died dates this guy who has a crazy stalker ex which would be the chick from obsessed. Plot hole woud be in obsessed he didn't know her beforehand
In the new Halloween timeline, Ben Tramer probably was (or will be) killed by Katherine Heigl.
So I take it you're not going to review Born in China?
Totally agree on Whitney Cummings.
“And there’s not even nudity in the scene”
*stops googling*
No this is what happened to Casey Ryback's Daughter from Under Siege 2
She took THEM to the Dark territory
thancrus *Niece
She was cute in that. Only thing I liked her in.
go jesus bro film for unforgettable
When I saw the trailer for Unforgettable, I knew that the Midnight Screenings review would be more unforgettable than Unforgettable. I was right. BTW I saw The Lost City of Z. I was impressed with both the film and the acting. Charlie Hunnam in particular was excellent. With Guy Ritchie as director, I am hoping that the upcoming King Arthur movie contains more than Mr. Hunnam's muscles making the dramatic effort.
I had no interest in seeing this movie, but now you guys are making curious.
why does brian have finger nail polish on?
Your reviews of trashy Tyler perry like thrillers are some of your best
he has pretty finger nails
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought Katherine Heigl is a cylon. Like Number Six but even more stone cold.
Maybe I missed something, but... why is Brian wearing blue fingernail polish?
jorgamund07 Why not?
He wants to?
mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen his wife is Letty, she's a youtuber (at least I still think she is)
So did you forget about free fire?
I was in Chicago at C2E2 all weekend, I can't see every movie we missed in a single night :) We're seeing it this week sometime.
Stoned Gremlin Productions oh I totally understand. I was just wondering when Free Fire wasn't mentioned when you said Doug asked what movie to see while you were in Chicago.
You'll like Free Fire.
Who is in the sex scene??
Why haven't you guys seen Free Fire yet?
katherine heigal cinematic universe
My dad had a thing for Katherine Higel because of how nice n' tight she was younger in My Father The Hero...later on he also lost interest when she just played bi-polar ice bitches, too close to his own ex.
Animalistic sex scenes - ...but no nudity? really?
Charlie Hunniman
K.H. was good in Bride Of Chucky
why do brian have nailpolish
Carded, these guys are clearly old enough