I always have a laugh when I see someone say "I'm a Christian" followed by "I love a degenerate thing full of paganism run by the children of the devil"
Thank you for this! I saw it on my notifications before heading out, dropped everything I had, and immediately watched. Well done! I love Easter. It’s a time of year when we might think about our Lord more than ourselves!
It's been only ONE MONTH since the last one! Guys, Hans might become a real TH-camr after all. I can already see him in 2020 Rewind, preaching to Jake Paul and Casey Niestat about atonement...
Hans, this is hilarious. Your whole Krampus bit was genius: creative splicing of the Patriots pc, comedic timing, but especially killed with his WaPo line at 1:50. Great job!
Zachary Martin: As a Lutheran let me say that we love you in spite of being a Baptist. :) Hang around long enough with confessional Lutherans and you might discover one day that you're now a Lutheran. Yipee!
@@Rando1453: btw- and this is coming from one who received his B.A. in biblical studies at Palm Beach Atlantic University (a S.B.C. school in West Palm Beach, FL.). I was the token sacramentalist on campus. I was the only Lutheran in the pre-ministerial program. I loved it! The students (all around 12 years younger than myself as they came directly out of high school) had no idea of what it meant to be a confessional Lutheran. Man, was I constantly approached with questions and challenges over doctrine. They were all great and though constantly challenged, there was never any anger in their questioning. Even the professors (my favorite was my Greek professor, Dr. Craig Blomberg, a true Greek scholar, he is now at Denver Seminary) were wonderful and respectfully received my questions offered in the same respect. I love being around Baptists because, for the most part, you all take God's Word seriously. As none of them had ever heard of The Book of Concord, I introduced it to them when they asked what exactly do Lutherans believe (that does not include L.I.M.O.s, "Lutherans in name only" such as the E.L.C.A.). Pax. Soli Deo Gloria! "Glory to God alone"
Rick Pettey I will definitely research The Book of Concord, and I am looking at ministry. Thank you. However, due to my wide variety of interests, namely Military Science, music, social studies, and politics, I’m not sure how to make everything work. Thanks for the advice, I’ll definitely get back to you after I read Concord.
@@Rando1453: You are most welcome. If you can get ahold of the latest version of it printed by Concordia Publishing House titled: Concordia The Lutheran Confessions, A Reader's Edition of the Book of Concord. It was translated from the original German and Latin in today's English along with numerous notes to help the reader understand the context. It also has numerous pages of artwork showing the people spoken of or who contributed to the original work. It's extremely inexpensive as it should cost in the hundreds of dollars but normally runs around $35 although it sometimes goes on sale for less. It has not changed since originally published in its entirety in 1580. Pax. ps. I look forward to our continuing conversation.
I live in Kirkland. We're basically Seattle (just across Lake Washington) and it's not that bad. We have Costco's name brand... and... the weather is nice. When I inevitably flee to Texas or Utah, I'm going to miss the clouds and I'll have to get used to the heat (my definition of heat is pretty different than most's).
As a New England resident AND Patriots fan, I laughed SO HARD!! Bill is certainly tight-lipped about everthing - but Pastor Fiene nailed it in this one. Great job!!!
ok, I'm late, but when he said "Washington Post " laughter burst from me like... well, almost like the righteous from Sheol. no, that's too extreme. but it was funny.
You know, I was thinking about this the other day. satan's loss didnt happen at the ressurection, it happened the moment Jesus Christ refused his temptation. From that moment forward the devil was playing directly into God's hand.
satan is dumb, what can you say? this is the same guy that thought it'd be a good idea to rebel against the literal creator of all existence, so there's that
Can you imagine the name tag? "Hello, My Name Is: Krampus von Violence Maximus Exploding Lava Pits of Despair and Pustulent Pimples of Eternal Sorrow, Butcher of Children, Eater of Souls, and Liar of Liars."
Things I learned from this video: -Satan is a coach for the New England Patriots. -Hell has a free press. -Krampus works for The Washington Post. -Seattle is more joyless than Hell.
There's a reason Tom Brady's called the GOAT. He's got Gisele building little "white" magic altars before games for a reason. Gotta do what you gotta do to win, after all..
Oh, that's *Adoptionism*, Patrick! If Jesus' death was only able to save us because He was sinless, that implies that God could have chosen literally any human, just not given them original sin, and had them be sacrificed instead. When in reality, His death saved us because Jesus is literally God, and Death broke from attempting to contain the infinite
Okay- I love Lutheran satire, and I definitely laughed at this video, but I gotta say- I don’t think (by all means correct me if I’m wrong) that satan ever planned, or had anything to do with Jesus’s crucifixion. It was never his plan, it was COMPLETELY God the Father’s. I mean sure maybe we could argue satan was like “cool no way he’s dead!” And then “oh crap! He isn’t!!” (‘Cause he totes talks like that) But I don’t think satan ever had one iota to do with it, other than of course just being evil in general, coming to kill steal and destroy etc.... but Satan didn’t sacrifice Jesus, put him to death, forsake him.... nothing! That was all the Father. Satan can’t even get credit for a job poorly done. Solo deo Gloria
Who do you write for?
Oh Washington Post.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Got me as well!
I don't know which is funnier, the name of the journalist's paper, or the place that's worse than Hell... Oh, thank you, Father Hans!
Actual Laugh out Loud funny!
This line hit me different!🤣
yup! lolol
As a Patriots fan... I'm triggered. As a Christian, this is really funny!
You put patriots fan before you put Christian. Hmmm
@@thomasthellamas9886 Hmmm indeed... read too much into this you do.
It's called saving the best for last.
I always have a laugh when I see someone say "I'm a Christian" followed by "I love a degenerate thing full of paganism run by the children of the devil"
@@BeegtymeRawkstah okay. Cool.
He has risen!! Happy Resurrection Day to all!!
He is risen indeed!
He is risen, indeed! Alleluia!
HE HAS RISEN *_INDEED_* (can't help but shout the GREAT news!!)
Katie Scheuermann He has risen indeed. Hallelujah!
@@CrossingFist He is risen Indeed! Hallelujah!
As a Catholic I have to say, this channel is criminally underrated.
It really is underrated.
I'm a Latter Day Saint. And this is hilarious.
As a Catholic from Indy, I couldn't agree more!
I share these vids with many of my Catholic brothers, don't worry, none of us are becoming Lutheran! 😃
same
Oh that Washington Post line wrecked me.
Krampus: What is this guy's problem?
Pazuzu: Well, he's literally the devil.
Krampus: Oh, right.
Praise the Lord Jesus! He is risen! Hallelujah! Another great video Hans!
He is risen Indeed! Hallelujah!
I'm sure NOBODY will get their panties in a twist over this one.
I guess it's official: Hell runs on Dunkin'. ;)
Coffee taste like it...
It does, but because it's hell the only creamer they have is Pumpkin Spice
Thank you for this! I saw it on my notifications before heading out, dropped everything I had, and immediately watched. Well done!
I love Easter. It’s a time of year when we might think about our Lord more than ourselves!
It's been only ONE MONTH since the last one!
Guys, Hans might become a real TH-camr after all.
I can already see him in 2020 Rewind, preaching to Jake Paul and Casey Niestat about atonement...
This channel is too good to be in Rewind
Hans, this is hilarious. Your whole Krampus bit was genius: creative splicing of the Patriots pc, comedic timing, but especially killed with his WaPo line at 1:50. Great job!
Next satire: Easter Worshipers?
Edit: I’m a Baptist, but I find this stuff to be absolutely hysterical.
Zachary Martin: As a Lutheran let me say that we love you in spite of being a Baptist. :) Hang around long enough with confessional Lutherans and you might discover one day that you're now a Lutheran. Yipee!
Rick Pettey 😂
@@Rando1453: btw- and this is coming from one who received his B.A. in biblical studies at Palm Beach Atlantic University (a S.B.C. school in West Palm Beach, FL.). I was the token sacramentalist on campus. I was the only Lutheran in the pre-ministerial program. I loved it! The students (all around 12 years younger than myself as they came directly out of high school) had no idea of what it meant to be a confessional Lutheran. Man, was I constantly approached with questions and challenges over doctrine. They were all great and though constantly challenged, there was never any anger in their questioning. Even the professors (my favorite was my Greek professor, Dr. Craig Blomberg, a true Greek scholar, he is now at Denver Seminary) were wonderful and respectfully received my questions offered in the same respect. I love being around Baptists because, for the most part, you all take God's Word seriously. As none of them had ever heard of The Book of Concord, I introduced it to them when they asked what exactly do Lutherans believe (that does not include L.I.M.O.s, "Lutherans in name only" such as the E.L.C.A.). Pax. Soli Deo Gloria! "Glory to God alone"
Rick Pettey I will definitely research The Book of Concord, and I am looking at ministry. Thank you. However, due to my wide variety of interests, namely Military Science, music, social studies, and politics, I’m not sure how to make everything work. Thanks for the advice, I’ll definitely get back to you after I read Concord.
@@Rando1453: You are most welcome. If you can get ahold of the latest version of it printed by Concordia Publishing House titled: Concordia The Lutheran Confessions, A Reader's Edition of the Book of Concord. It was translated from the original German and Latin in today's English along with numerous notes to help the reader understand the context. It also has numerous pages of artwork showing the people spoken of or who contributed to the original work. It's extremely inexpensive as it should cost in the hundreds of dollars but normally runs around $35 although it sometimes goes on sale for less. It has not changed since originally published in its entirety in 1580. Pax. ps. I look forward to our continuing conversation.
One year later, still makes me smile. Thanks again for this video
These videos never fail to make me smile. I hope this channel gets bigger so they can afford to do even more videos.
I've been to Seattle multiple times... they're not wrong
I live in Kirkland. We're basically Seattle (just across Lake Washington) and it's not that bad. We have Costco's name brand... and... the weather is nice. When I inevitably flee to Texas or Utah, I'm going to miss the clouds and I'll have to get used to the heat (my definition of heat is pretty different than most's).
This joke aged very well considering Seattle now😂
I lost it when the Patriots coach came out.
As a New England resident AND Patriots fan, I laughed SO HARD!! Bill is certainly tight-lipped about everthing - but Pastor Fiene nailed it in this one. Great job!!!
He is risen! Happy Easter!
Great video, the "Washington Post" line was spot on!
He is risen indeed!!!
🤣🤣🤣 You’re hitting on all cylinders lately, Pastor Fiene! Happy Easter!
A. I live 2 hours from Seattle, and I had to crack up at it.
B. I hate the Patriots
C. This is a really good way of doing this.
That line about the Washington Post made the whole video worth watching. 😄😆
Thank you for that laurel and hearty laugh!
Ha, I lost it right away as soon as I heard the opening music. Well done sir.
Happy Easter!!!
He is risen!!!
These videos are brilliant! Bravo, good sir.
As a Patriots fan I love this on so many levels!
This is clearly the greatest channel on YT!
Oh Washington Post.....
ok, I'm late, but when he said "Washington Post " laughter burst from me like... well, almost like the righteous from Sheol.
no, that's too extreme. but it was funny.
Washington post call for a special investigation by Robert Mueller on Jesus Resurrection.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well played.
Spot on!
Glad to see new content, and this did not disappoint. Pragmatic and funny at the same time.
So we finally know why the Patriots keep winning the Super Bowl...
Lol, love the dig at WaPo
Oh that last Seattle bit cuts deep but true brah.
Lol... Washington Post.
Always a joy on Easter.
The 3 dislikes are from Patriot’s fans>
I'm not a Patriots fan and gave this a dislike. I think it makes Christians look stupid and mean.
Mean to whom, Satan?
@@xxl96 "satire"
@@xxl96 really? C'mon Patrick!!! Reminds me of the line "God doesn't exist because he's mean???" (Donnall and Connall Meet Richard Dawkins)
This would have been a lot funnier if I knew who the heck that guy is and why his is representing the devil.
He's Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots, an NFL team.
Pastor Fiene must be on the "Everybody hates the Patriots" bandwagon.
And Pastor Fiene is a loyal, long-suffering Colts fan, and therefore for him, it's obvious that Bill is the devil.
I like how you're bringing the different atonement schools together in the comments the reporters make, most amusing
Soooo GOOD! "Who do you write for?" Krampus, "oh the Washington Post"
What a joyful way to spend a few moments. btw I just finished evening prayers.
Satan's Plan B: distract those Jesus atoned for with pastel eggs and cute bunnies. Oh and a Hail Mary could catch 'em off guard!
Funny how I enjoy the bunny and egg stuff, and was never distracted from the bodily resurrection of our Lord.
Oh this is great!! I do like the Patriots press conference snippets.. leveling up!
I was literally singing “Sympathy for the Devil” yesterday. Not kidding. Hilarious as always
Excellent work, it gives Gridiron Heights a run for its money.
Laughed out loud at Krampus! Great stuff.
Good job on gelding Pazuzu.
Are Lilith's seashells actually b-shells?
Hmmm, Beelzebub seems to resemble a..... Bunny. ;)
It's the Beelzebunny!
Donall and Conall meet Ryan Meeks, please!! Great Video.
Krampus honestly works for the worst of the papers here.
As a former resident Seattle, can confirm...
I love this!
The devil deserves to be mocked.
Wow! Too good. Too good. Wapo has some steller talent there
This is wonderful.
How about Donall and Conall meet Anton LaVey?
As a Seattlite, I am offended by your---yeah, you might actually be right about that one.
I’m hilarious and I found this video a Patriots fan.
Hi hilarious. I'm Dad.
I always wondered what on earth Satan was thinking when he decided to go against God. Couldn't he figure out he'd never win?
You know, I was thinking about this the other day. satan's loss didnt happen at the ressurection, it happened the moment Jesus Christ refused his temptation. From that moment forward the devil was playing directly into God's hand.
Brilliant!
I'm a Patriots fan, and I found this funny.
So is THAT the explanation for one team being in every AFC championship game beginning in 2011?
This is GREAT!!!
satan is dumb, what can you say? this is the same guy that thought it'd be a good idea to rebel against the literal creator of all existence, so there's that
I didn’t expect Bill Belichick! 🤣
Great video!
Liked stricly for the washington post joke
The Washington post guy is the Liar of Liars!
WASHINGTON POST!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can you imagine the name tag?
"Hello, My Name Is:
Krampus von Violence Maximus Exploding Lava Pits of Despair and Pustulent Pimples of Eternal Sorrow, Butcher of Children, Eater of Souls, and Liar of Liars."
From Seattle and its likely true
Things I learned from this video:
-Satan is a coach for the New England Patriots.
-Hell has a free press.
-Krampus works for The Washington Post.
-Seattle is more joyless than Hell.
Could you respond to people who say Easter is Pagan?
I can't send this to anyone because of the provocative painting... but I do find it funny
Yeeeah, I was gonna say something about that. I'm not a believer but I'd think Christians would find that picture...torturous.
As a Jets fan, this makes me happy.
Seattle - yep
There's a reason Tom Brady's called the GOAT. He's got Gisele building little "white" magic altars before games for a reason. Gotta do what you gotta do to win, after all..
We're on to Cincinnati
I wished they'd used that somewhere
Oh, that's *Adoptionism*, Patrick! If Jesus' death was only able to save us because He was sinless, that implies that God could have chosen literally any human, just not given them original sin, and had them be sacrificed instead. When in reality, His death saved us because Jesus is literally God, and Death broke from attempting to contain the infinite
Washington Post! ROFL!!
Is LutheranSatire a Bills fan?
WaPo...Nice.
So Jesus conquered Satan? What does that mean? Is Satan no longer a threat? Does he no longer exist?
Just wondering...why is the Patriots' coach representing Satan?
so good
Okay- I love Lutheran satire, and I definitely laughed at this video, but I gotta say- I don’t think (by all means correct me if I’m wrong) that satan ever planned, or had anything to do with Jesus’s crucifixion.
It was never his plan, it was COMPLETELY God the Father’s.
I mean sure maybe we could argue satan was like “cool no way he’s dead!” And then “oh crap! He isn’t!!”
(‘Cause he totes talks like that)
But I don’t think satan ever had one iota to do with it, other than of course just being evil in general, coming to kill steal and destroy etc....
but Satan didn’t sacrifice Jesus, put him to death, forsake him.... nothing! That was all the Father. Satan can’t even get credit for a job poorly done.
Solo deo Gloria
Bill Beelzechick
Oh...Washington Post. lol
I like Seattle and the Patriots, but still this is funny.
Seattle, where all the depressing people come from😂😂😂
lol...Seattle...
another classic
Thirteen people are from Seattle.
I don't get the sports ball thing. Is that the owner who was arrested with hookers?
Belichick can't be the devil because Belichick always wins.
Friendship with the world is enmity with God. C'mon, throw us a hard one....
😂❤️😂 That was awesome! 😂
“Seattle”
Patriots fan, but loved it anyway
*waits for an other upload*