Finally a man of culture, and I do say a man because I heavily doubt you're going to hear a female nominee ever refer to the bathroom on national television. Too much self control
"Yes, my friends! Soon, the Mushroom Kingdom's soiled remains will stink up the night sky! I have brought you back, just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite bathroom! Back to our beloved toilet!"
"But why doesn't Wario talk about that dump he took that was huge?" What, and ruin the mystique of the dump so huge that those who gazed upon it burst into tears and spoke in tongues?
Years later, the great landmark that arose from Wario's dedication and tenacity would be dubbed "Mount Gadadrapadukee." Both it and the great Waft that resulted from its creation would be remembered and immortalized for eons to come. ..... That is absolutely bloody disgusting.
@@angrycinnabon2956 Technically that would be Shake Dimension/Shake It. Great game but it sold abysmally. MoD technically isn't a Wario Land game, and even if it was, SD/SI came 2 years later.
Possibly the first time ever that toilet humor has made me laugh so hard my smile muscles hurt. Definitely the first time ever I'm unashamed to admit that. I cannot stress enough Alex that you took a shitpost that would not have me bat an eye if it were pure text, and turned it into *art*
>Be Wario >It's a beautiful day >I'm at Walmart >I see a sign that says "Wario's Way" >I follow it >It leads me to an aisle with nothing but WarioWare games >I'm in heaven >I take one of each >I go to the checkout >The cashier says "That'll be $0.00" >I can't believe my luck >I thank her and leave >I'm on cloud nine >I get home and realize I left my wallet at Walmart >I go back >The sign is gone >The aisle is gone >The games are gone >The store is gone >Only the cashier is left >She turns slowly and says "I'm sorry, we don't have any WarioWare games"
... Congrats on.... ... ... the effort you had to put into ....... Well, this video was Motivational. Me and Mr Marsh are going to One-up wario in this endevor. Vote Karen (Randy) Marsh For President 2024. this message was paid for by the Randy Marsh Next President Foundation...
Imagine if this is what next WarioWare game will be about. Wario just takes a biggest dump, keeps going up on a pile of crap, eventually rises into space, leaving it to his friends on Earth to make more microgames
'And lo, The Great Wario of the Mushroom Kingdom voided his bowels, the odour of his excrement so overpowering that Behold! warriors laid down their bows and sheathed their swords, the oceans rumbled and produced great waves that swallowed the earth beneath them, mountains were levelled and all of the people prostrated themselves before the miasma, and so it was that Wario, by virtue of his divine bodily function, had forevermore altered the course of history, the rotations of the earth and celestial machinations of the universe, His almightly dung had ended all wars and so forth, spoken of in legend.' - Collected texts of the Mushroom Kingdom, 5000 B.C.E
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime, if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, so don't step over that line or else friend you're gonna have a bad time.
![Wario Greentext Story [but it's sprite animated]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9P60tyT6kws/mqdefault.jpg)
And then he didn't even take the dump smh another lying politician
when constipation is a job hazard.
To be fair, Wario is deceitful, and politicians are deceitful. Wario AS a politician? You're just asking for false promises at that point.
He never said when.
That or he just wafted away like a rocket from his last dump.
Yeah, he's so full of shit.
If any future President ever said “I will take a dump so big it will end all wars.” I’d vote that person with my LIFE
Finally, a political agenda that the common public can stand behind. (Hopefully not literally).
Finally a man of culture, and I do say a man because I heavily doubt you're going to hear a female nominee ever refer to the bathroom on national television. Too much self control
I love how he slowly transitions from Wario to the major from Hellsing Ultimate
"Yes, my friends! Soon, the Mushroom Kingdom's soiled remains will stink up the night sky! I have brought you back, just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite bathroom! Back to our beloved toilet!"
Sounds more like JonTron.
I was expecting some kinda punchline, or a zinger, or something, but no.... It just kept going, and it was amazing
generative AI dont understand set UP and pay off
"But why doesn't Wario talk about that dump he took that was huge?"
What, and ruin the mystique of the dump so huge that those who gazed upon it burst into tears and spoke in tongues?
Years later, the great landmark that arose from Wario's dedication and tenacity would be dubbed "Mount Gadadrapadukee." Both it and the great Waft that resulted from its creation would be remembered and immortalized for eons to come.
..... That is absolutely bloody disgusting.
Your regret for posting that is justified lol
I can never read the name of the mountain without laughing. That is brilliant creative writing.
"..the biggest dump of my life"
**shows Wario Master of Disguise*
Well, the picture is appropriate.
The Franchise killer has arrived.
@@angrycinnabon2956 Technically that would be Shake Dimension/Shake It. Great game but it sold abysmally. MoD technically isn't a Wario Land game, and even if it was, SD/SI came 2 years later.
@@CeHee123 fair point, I'm not too into the wario games so I just assumed master of disguise counted lol.
I enjoyed Mawter of Disguise, but it's certainly not for everyone
@@yetanotherhankhill1032 that’s why it’s everyone 10+ (laugh track)
Possibly the first time ever that toilet humor has made me laugh so hard my smile muscles hurt. Definitely the first time ever I'm unashamed to admit that.
I cannot stress enough Alex that you took a shitpost that would not have me bat an eye if it were pure text, and turned it into *art*
Literal Shitpost
@@_-Lx-_ I AM SO UPSET I MISSED THAT.
The Legend of Wahrio: The Wind Breaker
"Stephen, nooo. Wav"
"... Sir this is a Wendy's"
More like ground zero
> AND THAT DUMP WILL BE IN YOUR BATHROOM
@@michaelbradshaw6567no that’s taco bell
*proceeds to take a huge dump in the Wendy's*
The Wendy’s probably caused it…
I loved this story so much, reminds me of when my grandpa read the myth of wario taking a dump, a classic.
Only one word can describe this.
Perfect.
Given how often Wario references and proves his flatulent power this was the logical extreme.
0:26 - Real ones recognize the footage here is from Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator
God bless you, Wario
“Why didn’t he take the dump?” Bruh constipation takes a while, and you think Warios gonna spend money on a laxative? No chance.
We’re all very proud of you, Stephen.
I have no words only that that was hilariously motivating XD
Plot twist: this mythical dump turns into The Great, Mighty Poo from Conker.
>Be Wario
>It's a beautiful day
>I'm at Walmart
>I see a sign that says "Wario's Way"
>I follow it
>It leads me to an aisle with nothing but WarioWare games
>I'm in heaven
>I take one of each
>I go to the checkout
>The cashier says "That'll be $0.00"
>I can't believe my luck
>I thank her and leave
>I'm on cloud nine
>I get home and realize I left my wallet at Walmart
>I go back
>The sign is gone
>The aisle is gone
>The games are gone
>The store is gone
>Only the cashier is left
>She turns slowly and says "I'm sorry, we don't have any WarioWare games"
That is a terrifying read.
Still better than modern US political campaigns
Not really. Theyre both the same.
Considering theyre both metaphorically AND literally full of shit.
"Well when you gotta go, you gotta go"
-Jeff Goldblum
holy shit this feels like it was made by a real person
anyways, about wario's huge dump
can we see it?
this feels like something wario would actually say/do lol
no
@@peanut3423 well alex, you're an odd fellow, but i must say...
you steam a good meme
@@peanut3423 ALEX! The comment section's on fire!
No, Butter, that's just Wario taking a dump~.
Wario: I’m gonna take a dump today!
Also Wario: *Becomes political and wins presidency*
For those who don't know:
1st song: stonecarving city (Wario land shake it)
2nd song: sinh the slumbering dragon (Dark souls 2)
I’d wanna see that dump. Even if it decimated both of us and everything in 100 miles, it’d be a fantastic way to die.
the clip from stanley kubrick's dr. strangelove: or how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb didn't need to be there, but it was
McPig developing pizza tower
Thank you for including Klaud.
I'm fucken DEAD this is now my new fave video thnx
He wanted to take a dump so bad he became Mussolini
I can only imagine the screams coming from the bathroom in Peach's castle
I'm pretty sure Wario has at least 52 restraining orders from Peach's Castle.
@@TheFawfulExpressMustardO-cx6mw And you believe he would care about them?
Wario was allowed in in 64 ds so chances are he’s allowed in
It took me so long to find this video again but boy was it worth it.
He says all of this as he realizes that the dump is going to kill him and starts running faster and faster towards the nearest bathroom
Wario is going to take a dump so big that is based on a true story!
The prequel to living with Wario
I was expecting at the end just "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Incredible.
And then later he pooped out a tiny pellet. Womp Womp.
Dammit I wanted Wario to continue promising about his big dump until we got to the vocal part of the song.
I REFUSE to believe this was made by a fucking robot, SOMEONE is writing these. Some creative fucking Da Vinci is making these, this is NOT an AI.
...Poor Wario: Master of Disguise. It may not be amazing, but doggone.
Amazing meme, also. Freaking FANTASTIC.
-doggone- dogshit
nah just kiddin i have nothing against it lol
I think this is the first time the toilet humor has ever made me laugh so hard in my entire life
This is literally perfection
Remember folks, this is the same guy who voices Cain in TADC.
His mustache has deemed you get his wario steam
Unfortunately for Wario, he didn't drink enough water and could only poop out one little nugget.
This sounds *WAY* too precise to be AI generated
My Crohn's resonates deeply with this video.
Typical politician. Big promises. But all talk.
This feels like something wario would say
It has taken me a year to realize that Alex was the person dubbing this.
Proves how good the voice control is!
WARIO TOOK A DUMP SO BIG IT KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER
Alternative title: despicable me 4 behind the scenes
I miss your top 10s but I enjoy these to
Wario died taking a dump so big he dumped out all his organs
The Great Mighty Poo origin story
... Congrats on....
...
... the effort you had to put into .......
Well, this video was Motivational. Me and Mr Marsh are going to One-up wario in this endevor.
Vote Karen (Randy) Marsh For President 2024. this message was paid for by the Randy Marsh Next President Foundation...
NO NOT A KAREN!!!!!!!
Don’t appreciate the Master of Disguise hate but it’s still a legendary video
I can't wait to play this over the mic for no reason
The premise of living with wario episode 2 in a nutshell
Wario is Caine
No toilet paper
He's got my vote.
The ai did a shockingly good job
Everyone on 4chan could be an ai and no one would be able to tell.
What in God's name is wrong with my sense of humor? I'm crying actual tears right now.
Get this guy to meet Stephen
Imagine if this is what next WarioWare game will be about.
Wario just takes a biggest dump, keeps going up on a pile of crap, eventually rises into space, leaving it to his friends on Earth to make more microgames
'And lo, The Great Wario of the Mushroom Kingdom voided his bowels, the odour of his excrement so overpowering that Behold! warriors laid down their bows and sheathed their swords, the oceans rumbled and produced great waves that swallowed the earth beneath them, mountains were levelled and all of the people prostrated themselves before the miasma, and so it was that Wario, by virtue of his divine bodily function, had forevermore altered the course of history, the rotations of the earth and celestial machinations of the universe, His almightly dung had ended all wars and so forth, spoken of in legend.'
- Collected texts of the Mushroom Kingdom, 5000 B.C.E
When I become President, this is going to be my inauguration speech. Word. For. Word.
A prequel to Living with Wario episode 2
Wario: I'm going to take a dump. Me:
What happened when he did it I must know
WARIO SO GOOD HE DOESN'T NEED A TOILET HE CRAPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR(rio).
In case you’re wondering when Wario will take such a massive dump, it’ll happen someday soon! He just needs to eat enough garlic to do so!
A certified Wario moment
Wario takes a dump in ancient Mesopotamia
"I'm going to take the biggest dump of my LIFE"
*Master of Disguise ensues*
Adorei o "wario para presidente 2024"
Lindo
Why the fuck did this give me chills?
WHY!?
Wario para presidente,vota ahora
Wario will be next President of Nintendo so he can dump a biggest company
Lore of The AI-Generated Wario Greentext Story momentum 100
Sounds like Billy West is doing the voice.
Godspeed, Wario.
So wario is gonna cover the world with his dump
do not lie to me, this was written by Mr Regular, not an AI
THE BEST DUMP OF THE HISTORY.
Oh my God he's got my vote Wario for president
Truly inspiring
He got my vote
Ah. I see, Wario is grown uo Beavis.
He has my vote
Just don't hoard the toilet paper.
Whelp, sorry MLK, I Have A Dream has finally been topped.
0:02:
Sans: Outside... [💀]
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime, if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you, so don't step over that line or else friend you're gonna have a bad time.
"Wario para presidente" why is it in Spanish/Portuguese lol😂
"Wario para presidente" jsjajsjajajsjj xd
Such inspiring words from such a tallanted dumper