Reading REAL SPAM EMAILS as Spamton!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ต.ค. 2024
- Spamton? That's PRINCE Spamton G. Spamton of Nigeria to you.
Oh by the way I'm in a cartoon now! The Amazing Digital Circus, by Glitch Productions and Gooseworx, is coming (hopefully) in late 2023! / 1619082055756955650
Honestly, "You're receiving this e-mail because Santa Claus has chosen you!" sounds like it could be a legitimate Spamton line.
"HOT FEMALE SANTAS IN YOUR AREA"
And the "FUCK YOU SANTA" feels just as real
Y0u’r3 receiving this [Electronic Letter] because [Santa Claus] h4s chosen You!
[[BEEP]] YOU SANTA-
Specifically directed at Noelle
I love the idea of the foot pads being SUCH a blatant scam that even Spamton of all people won’t stoop to that level.
Of course you dont, you are a [BIG SHOT] after all, Spamton G Spamton™
@Spamton G Spamton™ How [[FAR DOWN]] can [you??] Stoop?
i could swore i even read somewhere in that novel the words "THIS IS A SCAM YOU ARE A MORON IF YOU BELIEVE THIS AND DESERVE TO LOSE MONEY"
@@JaxontheOkay WHERE
NOPE
I'M DONE
IF THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ITSELF THEN NEITHER DO I
I like to imagine this is how Spamton entertains himself while in Kris’ pocket. He just reads hilarious spam emails from Kris’ phone while Jevil sits next to him unamused.
NEW HEADCANNON ALEART
YES
I'm pretty sure Jevil would be laughing his head around the room actually
@@brontegoodman6238 Jevil is either sitting completely still in absolute silence or laughing his head off no in between
@@EeveeMaster547 Agreed
You pull off the announcer/salesman voice so well, it’s no surprise you got the role for the amazing digital circus
i knew it! he sounded so familiar lol
Digital circus?
@@MrBern-ex3wq it's a new surreal dark comedy series by glitch productions, creators of meta runner
@@MrBern-ex3wq it's a new animation series being made by glitch productions, didn't realize at first that he was in it!
Is amazing digital circus just your word for Twitter or TH-cam?
People just like YOUUUU??????????? Had me dying
PEOPLE ??????????
PEOPLE????? LIKE YOU???????
HAD YOU DYING ????????????????
LETS ??????
SKULL EMOJI??????????
Honestly, the laughter in the middle of a dub only makes it that much more authentic and funnier.
@Spamton G Spamton™ OMG SPANTON PLS GIVEE FREE KROMER$$$!!
this is how you make a dub good
All the fraction parts are the best
The 1/4 and the 3/4
dubs that have those chuckles in the middle are always way better than other dubs
@NumberOneRated97 you misspelled it
Hearing Alex laugh hard makes me happy
"[crocs compatible]"
Fr
I read that as "Hearing Alex hard makes me happy" I need to take a nap-
@NumberOneRated97 excuse me?
@@jarjarthebredloafw h a t
Wow Toby really did capture the feeling of spam mail with spamton. I guess Toby was really looking spam mail during chapter 2 development
Toby: *starring at spam mail at 3 am* . . . *calls temmie* So here me out . . .
@@coomcharger6105 ''toby...its fucking 3 am...the best time to hear this out, tell me all about it-''
i hope this is what happened.
i know it isn't, but i now think it is.
wdym spam mail is inspired by spamton
@@A59riThat's...not what OP said?
This feels like a sequel to the “Am I Pergananant” video tossed into a blender and then reconstructed on a GameBoy. It’s beautiful.
The voice acting itself is obviously top-notch, but the editing deserves special mention too- it really brings out the Spamton-ese!
Random Microsoft Sam just cements this as a masterpiece.
I wanna hear Alex read the funni memes now lmao
Like, "pregananant", "burn the luigi board", and the Sims patch notes.
Just as himself, not even a character, he just has this vibe to him that just makes me smile.
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 but imagine Spamton reading this...
With all the [[Hyperlink blocked]]...
What was the og video of that?
IT IS N O T A DRUG MONEY AND OR TERRORIST TASK ON YOUR COUNTRY!
Spamton G. Spamton: "picks up the phone"
"Dials Government number"
HELLO?! LOCAL [My FBI Agent]?! I'D LIKE TO [@Notify you] OF A [Multiple] EMAIL SPAM AND FRAUD VIOLATIONS OF [Federal Communications Commission laws and Congressional guidelines] WITH POSSIBLE [Breach of national security] IN PROGRESS. I AM LITERALLY A SPAMBOT [Receiver]ING SERIOUSLY SKETCHY SPAM MAIL WITH [LETHAL VIRUS DETECTED!]
I KNOW [NOOOO!!!] WHAT I'M TALKING 4BOUT WHEN I SAY THAT
I SAY THAT
I SAY THAT
[. . . This next experiment will be very . . . very] [BAD! EVIL! MALICIOUS INTENT! MUST ACT NOW TO PREVENT TRAGEDY!]
@@pghlinqq5806 the video is called 'how is prangent formed'
"IF THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ITSELF, _THEN NEITHER DO I!!!!_ "
Such a powerful line.
I love this guy's chaotic energy.
At this point, spamton isn’t chaotic (insert something here) he’s just chaotic chaotic.
*Slam*
feels good to be a HUMAND BEING
Being humand sure is great :D
Hello fellow humands, are you enjoing being humand today?
@@catbatrat1760 eh so-so
i love being a people ?????? like you ???????
Man, to think Spamton wrote all of these himself
Spamton has too many alts
@@alsomarty bruh
Gonna drop an r/woooosh and say that it’s because Spamton is based off of these types of emails, specifically from the 90s - early 2000s
@@joshuabautch8936it is sarcastic joke
@@joshuabautch8936the irony of this reply
Alex tries so hard to not break character at some points which makes me love this video even more 💀💀💀
At some parts you can hear him trying so hard to hold back his laughter 😂
Ok but I'm pretty sure that the single father of the 17 y/o _IS_ Spamton
I mean, he even went as far as to write in all caps
Honestly, I'm willing to develop a headcanon that something maybe happened when he was Queen's boytoy
@@cursedalien 🫢
. . . Oh no.
@@tylertichoc7330 ik
But his wife took the kids and left him to rot inside a dumpster
2:30 the implication that jevil and spamton DID have a romantic past but they only married for the monetary benefit is fucking sending me
HHAHAHA ME TOO! That was my first thought as well!🤣
2:06 I'll be back
It's so they can get better tax returns
1:14 “We’re having a uh, *_little problem.”_*
"Spamton left to join the circus" Oh he absolutely did join the circus, a *digital* one 👀
OMG LORE MOMENT 😳😳 /j
Do tell
THE LOOOOOOOOOORE
Lmao
SOMETHING I DON'T CANONICALLY HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF! 👍
4:04 foreshadowing is a narrative device
Since it’s lacking the brackets, I want to imagine this is pre Deltarune Spamton. Struggling at the cyber grill complaining to the addisons with “Why don’t they believe me when I tell them I’m John Kennedy” or “why dont they buy the foot cream I tried literally everything”
...but- *yes*
This is definitely how I imagine Spamton would act if he's outside the Dark World, or something
Oh yeah, congrats on getting your role in GLITCH and Gooseworx's new series!
don't know why, but the pause to breathe at 2:40 was what broke me
This makes me give higher props to Toby for making Spamton in game dialogue so accurate.
Your acting is as always incredible too!
2:20 - The buildup to the wheezing had me dying!
Why this made me cry
This actually made me humand being
_seaching_ a good patient _humand_ being
_(wheezing, followed by breathless giggling, and an inhale)_
When I heard that I thought I had a stroke for a second and then I was like, “oh yeah this is spam talk.”
I'd buy a used car from this man.
Congratulations on the lead role too!
But.. but you wouldn't download a car, would you?
@@err0r529 I would do so.
@NumberOneRated97WHERES THE LINK SPAMTON G SPAMTON? WHERES THE LINK? WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THE CAR? SPAMTON PLEASE! WHERES THE LINK
Yup. Definitely the insanity of Spamton.
Also, congrats on getting to voice the teeth ringmaster in The Amazing Digital Circus! I knew I recognized your voice in the teaser!
1:04 This bit caught me completely off guard. What?????
@Spamton G Spamton™ UK
Same??????
Best part honestly
Me too why does Spamton hate Santa so much?!
@@lewismcdonald985 He was in the Super Naughty List
4:08 he has joined [The Digital Circus]
*le gasp*
He definitely abstracted by now.
1:04 it’s good to hear Caine swear
its spamton
SPAMTON‼️‼️‼️
@@Squiddiessquidsboth :3
No its spamton
his caine voice is literally just his spamtom voice without the bitcrushing, if you want to imagine this is caine it'd be really easy
The timing, delivery and editing on 'little problem' cracked me up for some reason
I'm only pointing this out specifically but every second of this is pure gold
0:37 favorite part, right here
Imagine if he clicked on it bro it would destroy his computer
Er
Why do I get the feeling that if Alex ever ended up doing anything with any of the Vinesauce crew (especially Joel), it'd end up creating some sort of singularity of pure, unadulterated chaos?
Read it
i always liked the thought of spamton with Joel’s voice lol
And so, Spamton would of left his job as a salesman, only to join the circus and become Caine.
0:13 what happens when Spamton gets kicked right in the [KROMER]
Something about Spamton breaking character and cracking up like my skin during winter fucking kills me.
It’s just nice to imagine him actually sounding more personable, that he has a life outside of all this, it makes my brain go brrrr.
(Looks at own hands as I read this.)
Yup, this is relatable on every level. =V
Spamton litterally joined the circus
3:43 The LITERAL definition of spam email xd
spamton yelling “ FUCK YOU SANTA “ is hilarious
This is just about the most blessed spam related content I’ve seen
0:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
people ????????????
People just like you ??????
people ?????? people just like you ??????
thousands of people ?????? people just like you ??????
Let??????????s
NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE DO IT, HOW MANY FORMS THERE ARE, FOR ME, YOU ARE THE OFFICIAL VOICE OF SPAMTON!!!!
THEY FIT SO PERFECT!!!!
I REALLY CAN WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM THINK YOU ARE SPAMTO!!
Speak of the devil
"FUCK YOU SANTA" ...perfect XD
This is the best idea and I'm in tears at the delivery of `people ???????`
THE HUGELY CONFUSED "PEOPLE" AND "YOU" 0:23 AHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA
1:04)
"FUCK YOU SANTA--!"
-Spamton G. Spamton
Wait. "Left to join the circus?" Are you saying that Spamton is secretly Caine?
Who that
@@matthewblaikie7903 Watch The Amazing Digital Circus.
do not brainrot yourself @@matthewblaikie7903
"IF THIS PRODUCT DOESNT BELIEVE IN ITSELF THEN NEITHER DO I!!"
That's some good reasoning right there
[Congratulations] ON VOICING [a pair of dentures]!
(I don't know their names are...)
I recognized your [Salesman Pitch] in the
The Amazing Digital Circus [teaser], great job!
Caine
"Santa Claus has chosen you" is absolutely something Spamton would say.
HEY THERE [LIGHT NERD]!!! IN A [STICKY SITUATION]??????? NEED [the people] TO SPOT SOME KROMER???????? MILLIONS OF KROMERS IN DEBT!?!?!? WELL [Santa Claus has chosen you!]!!!!!
And then curse out Santa for not choosing _him._
Mistakes I have made include: waiting until 3am to watch this
I didnt even know it was possible to get a leg cramp from holding in laughter
i just finished watching the pilot to the amazing digital circus and immediately recognized your voice as caine because of your spamton voice acting
Same!
Not even 30 seconds in and I'm dying. This is quite possibly my favorite Spamton video of yours, Alex. Thanks for continuing to make Deltarune stuff. Also, congrats on the Amazing Digital Circus role! The teaser looks great, can't wait to see more of it
1:53 oh man I love it when you are saying something so absurd that it makes you crack. Always my favorite part of things like this.
Congrats on The Digital Circus role. 🎉
Ok, i am now convinced that Caine from the digital circus is just Spamton in his new form after giving up.
I'm Toby fox and this is canon.
@@Selfdestructingwii holy shit toby dog real
God I fucking KNEW caines voice sounded familar i couldnt get spamtons voice out of my head, you did a wonderful job
Don't worry, even though he left us because he couldn't back that product, he'll be back in like.. 5 minutes.
This broke me several times (not least of which during YOUR breaks), but 4:03 has me in tears. XD Well done!
Now I thought Caine reminded me of something...
The ending made me think of Spamton putting the headset on and turning into Caine
4:03
Spamton left to join the CIRCUS, eh?
Digital circus?
I thought that animated set of teeth with eyes sounded familiar. congrats on getting the role. I'm old enough to remember the days of that frightening witch game you were going to be in with the ghost gangster and the boogey man voiced by you!
What happened to that game? Did it get cancelled?
2:59 CHA-CHING 💲💸💵💰🤑
[2:35] Imagine Revtrosity [Jevil] saw this
WHY THE FRICK DID THAT PIC MAKE ME LAUGH-
Oh fuck these two together would be a menace against humanity as a whole
This is Caine's backstory, confirmed.
"Spamton left to join the Circus"
The Amazing Digital Circus not long after: Exists
The ending text to this is very meaningful now.
Spamton has indeed, joined the circus.
"On behalf of Ms. Yuen Cheng...."
"Hi"
This made me laugh too hard
Caine is just unbitcrushed Spamton
I can't wait to redeem all these wild prizes!!! :D
After watching Digital Circus, I can't unhear Kane's voice.
4:04 the pie melted all but his eyes and teeth, and he decided to go make his own circus…
AN AMAZING
DIGITAL
CIRCUS!
INSERT INTRO THEME SONG
AND GANGLE, AND ZOOBLE, AND KINGER TOO~
RAGATHA AND JAX AND KAUFMO
(woohoo!)
DAY AFTER
DAY AFTER
DAY WE FLY
WITH THE SUN AND THE MOON
AND WE DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That "left to join the circus" thing at the end really aged well lmao
I needed a good laugh today.
"Spamton left to join the circus"
Wow, uh...hope he didnt lose most of his face. Or become the ring leader. Or have to deal with a ragdoll or any non-Jevil jesters.
...
...
...
DO YOU GET I-
"Spamton G. Spamton packed up all the useless crap from his dumpster and left to join the circus." This aged well.
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You know, in a way, he did join the Circus. 😃
"IF THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T B3LIEVE IN ITSELF THEN NEITH3R DO I!"
Alex Rochon, 2023
I have even further proof that Caine is the love child of Bill Cipher and Spamton.
2:22 "SEACHING A GOOD PATIENT HUMAND BEIN- *fucking dies*
"Each day, thousands of PEOPLE???!?!?!?!!? people just like YOU!?!?!?!??!??! provide compassionate care to those in need. Our network of generous donors, volunteers and employees share a mission of preventing and relieving suffering, here at home and round the world."
00:13 Call an ambulance, Spamton's falling down the stairs!
This is a certified [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] classic.
The Fact Caines Voice Is Just Spamtons Is Hilarious.
Love how this is just the canon voice for Spamton like Skeletor is the canon voice for Papyrus
0:22 The way how you say "PEOPLE!?" and "YOU?!" is so hilarious to me. Love it, lmao
I am DYING to see someone animate this. My favorite part has to be “PEOPLE???” Screamed in such bewilderment.
1:04 Alex is now on the naughty list for sure
Given how many spam emails are, just, ridiculously horny, it astounds me that Spamton was never more of a pervert.
*But for all we know, that’s the real reason Queen booted him out of the castle.*
“ YOU PARASITE!!! “
OMIGOD HE VOICES CAINE THIS IS SO PERFECT
Wow, Spamton was such an influence on people that they started using spam emails.
Dang, you were destined to be a ringmaster.
Its the closest of a "saying a lot of things as spamtom" that we can get
I recognized your voice within the first 2 seconds of the Amazing Digital Circus trailer. I was like, “there’s no way they got YOU to work with them too,” but omg it’s perfect! So glad you’re involved in a glitch show. I love their shows, and as far as I’m concerned, you’re the official voice of Spamton. Congrats, and have fun with Lizzie!
Also the “I miss my wife” t-shirt KILLED me
I knew the voice of that jaws-toy character in the new glitch prod show reminded me of someone !
Another banger from the classics we've come to expect. Have an approved afternoon!
I bet you Spamton took notes looking up some of these emails, but it's still hilarious even he had a limit after finding the foot pads one.
I'm half convinced the detox foot pad guy just absentmindedly copy-pasted the Wikipedia article and paid no attention to what it actually said about the product.
Ngl Spamton screaming FUCK YOU SANTA!! caught me off guard and made me bust my gut. XD Aslo Congrats on getting in The Amazing Digital Circus. The second that teeth guy talked i knew it was you. :)
0:58 my favorite one😂
whenever i try a spamton voice, i always try to replicate yours because you're spamton himself