My favorite is when Pam asks Cyril if he can explain compounding interest to Cheryl: “Maybe, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”
“Immigrants! That’s how they do, you know. Just drive around, listening to raps, and shooting all the jobs.” That one should be in some kind of hall of fame. 😂😅😂🤣
My fav line is when they're all gonna eat something disgusting and someone says "O God, it tastes worse than it smells!" .....And then Pam says " If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that".....
I finally decided to watch Archer cause before when it first came out I thought it was gonna be stupid and I was so wrong. This show rocks on all cylinders and I love all the characters.
In my opinion, "Me, too!" Has got to be the best comeback. It's short, sweet, and to the point. Plus, it got to me every Mom's dream comeback if they have the chance.
What about Ray: I don't hate this thing because it's a black hand I hate it because it's a robot hand. Cyril: Oh, you're worried while shaving you'll discover it has a mind of its own and the next thing you know you're wondering the streets at night strangling male prostitutes and performing macabre puppet shows with their freshly peeled faces.
Lol Yeah totally sick burns but couldn't help picture them being said by Bob Belcher to either Teddy or customers in general Yeah they totally work either way We definitely need an R rated Bob's Burgers one off
Imagine if Archer was in the MCU. Can u imagine Mallory calling Fury up to see if he had any missions he needed to farm out while at the same time trying to seduce him?
People that tag are thieves. They mark their victims with the tags. The same way in which people that salute strangers are thieves. They do it so that when they enter someone's house, if they get caught by someone, they can say they are friends.
Archer's like Johnny Bravo, the main character is a misogynist, but the show is full of strong competent independent women who act as great role models.
Best one in the whole series is when Archer finds his mom doin the dirty deed to herself, she says “take a shower, you smell like a fish.” He replies “OK (your own fingers)”
There isn't enough aloe vera in the world for these burns.
"he's had the clap so many times it's more like applause" is my personal favourite
😂😂😂
"Uh, what was that?" 😂😂😂
@@shezziesbaby SLATER
I just choked on my pretzel
@@shezziesbaby I said ready on that laser? 😬
“I will climb inside you with my shoes on” is such an unhinged threat I love it
I am amazed Cheryl didn't get all giddy over that
2:58 easily the most brutal takedown Lana has ever had
Brutal
The truth
And now she is her supervisor
The way Pam is just aghast 😅😅😅
"Excuse me" 💀
My favorite is when Pam asks Cyril if he can explain compounding interest to Cheryl: “Maybe, if we had an infinite amount of time… and she were someone else.”
I use that line quite a bit
😂😂😂
1:10 "Interspecies breeding" 😭
the classic irishman's dilemma: do I eat the potato now or let it fermet so I can drink it later - brutal
Will I get the operation now da
Dad: no son (uses potato as a cloth) you're gonna die
@@misimatokastanley So, in this case, I would let it ferment. Gonna need sumthin' to heal tha pain . . .
That was so vicious Cromwell started taking notes.
My favorite 😂
2:58 Good Lord, it’s like they predicted the future.
It’s as if Cheryl was the Gypsy all along!
@@touremuhammad5983omg single best callback in the comments.
@@touremuhammad5983 she’s not actually schizophrenic but the gypsy is a manifestation of her psychokinetic powers
More like a mere observation
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
They missed out the time Archer was asked to assassinate a fat guy and he replied "Oh, what, is diabetes busy?"
🤣
2:58 It’s as if Cheryl was the Gypsy & hasn’t realized it yet! 😅
THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
Despite the burn, they still honored Mallory and the actress Jessica Walter
@3:00 Cheryl must have been using the Tunt family brain cell when she made that assessment, because it was spot on! 😂
My all-time favourite is when Mallory accuses Pam of looming over her like "some sort of henge."
“Immigrants! That’s how they do, you know. Just drive around, listening to raps, and shooting all the jobs.” That one should be in some kind of hall of fame. 😂😅😂🤣
We actually listen to latin music 😂
R.I.P. to the amazing Jessica Walter. You are missed!
An erection!?
Mallory: "Im getting a Seaweed Wrap"
Gillette: "I didnt knew they make Sushi with dry Clams"
savage
OMG … I’d forgotten that classic. 😂
My fav line is when they're all gonna eat something disgusting and someone says "O God, it tastes worse than it smells!" .....And then Pam says " If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that".....
“I’d have eight nickels”
I love this show. Wish it could come back.
"I could kill a building" 😂
I love Cheryl predicting accurately that one day Lana would run the agency.
Just like the gypsy woman said!
Who are you: Comrade Question?
Always a classic.
I finally decided to watch Archer cause before when it first came out I thought it was gonna be stupid and I was so wrong. This show rocks on all cylinders and I love all the characters.
All time favorite comfort shows.
Some ❤😂
I'm going to miss this series!
0:16 is my favorite part.
I guess we're not doing "phrasing" anymore.
What about sploosh?
@@rodney4509
space phrasing
Mallory is the 🐐
Cheryl going off on lana like that was classic
Hands down best FX show.
1:09 Cyril deserved that. He was really a jackass in that episode.
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana!"
In my opinion, "Me, too!" Has got to be the best comeback. It's short, sweet, and to the point. Plus, it got to me every Mom's dream comeback if they have the chance.
Archer: Barry slow down
Barry: *slows down as they get chased by cops* what, why?
Archer: So I can run past you
... your own fingers. WHAT? Johnny Benchcock...😂
Lmao!! I forgot how great these burns were!!🤣🤣🤣
"LANAAAA"......."WHAAAATT", "Danger Zone"....😏
2:33 "The Warriors"
I like it better when he does it with the SpaceBot duel
good reminder to catch up on this show.
My personal favorite:
"Should you be smoking in here?"
"Should you be _flaming_ in here?"
Classic Archer. So good
1:16 *_"Interspecies breeding"_* 😏
What about
Ray: I don't hate this thing because it's a black hand I hate it because it's a robot hand.
Cyril: Oh, you're worried while shaving you'll discover it has a mind of its own and the next thing you know you're wondering the streets at night strangling male prostitutes and performing macabre puppet shows with their freshly peeled faces.
Yeah they've been hanging around Cheryl too long...
@@RichardX1 That is exactly something I'd expect Cheryl to say
0:49 For shit's sake, Mother! How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?
Classic Archer 👍
This was such a great show
I can't believe this amazing show is ending...
Hasn’t it been ended for a while?
@perillat99 nah it just ended with its recent season
Unfortunately, it jumped the shark after season 2. First two seasons were brilliant.
honestly it should have ended several seasons ago
It has a lot of great moments, but definitely should have ended a while ago.
Can't wait for the special episodes in December!
2:11 I like my cheese drippy bruh
It’s my birthday.
This video smacked me on the left side of my head.
10/10
JFC, I loved that show.
2:48 omg 😂 wow !
Man what a great show
"its cold in here"
2:58 probably the longest burn in the show. And there is no amount of aloe Vera gel or any other burn medication for these burns 😏😏
Mallory was so savage.
Just jack'n it. Figus.😂
Archer should be a live action movie
Lol shes out eatin a baby lol😂
“Um, does Internet Porn know you’re cheating on it?”😏🤣
Porridge! Save your breath for cooling yours.😅😅
Oh my God, and rice?!
I'm so sad it ended 😢 #LoveArcher😊
2:56 Oddly specific but easily the most devastating.
Inter species breeding 😂😂😂😂😂
Happy 15 year anniversary archer
*GRILL ME A CHEESE* 🫥
I'm not grilling you a cheese
Rest In Peace Jessica Walter, Amen.
0:33 Pam
I only read "the best comebacks and insults" and thought it would be It's Always Sunny lol
Bring back archer😭😭
Do the one with voicemails
1:10 Cyril deserved that
Excited 4the Movie
Crippled Gay Hillbilly Spies would make a great band name!
Lol
Yeah totally sick burns but couldn't help picture them being said by Bob Belcher to either Teddy or customers in general
Yeah they totally work either way
We definitely need an R rated Bob's Burgers one off
You Lowkey sounded like archer for a moment 😭
3:13 Game
The biggest insult was from FX with how they ended the show…
Phraseing😂
Cosmotinis
Pam and cyril is confusing but Cheryl and pam is just right
RIP Mallory
I AM COOLER THAN ARCHER I LOVE THIS SHOW THOUGH PUT ME IN IT
Lana is so attractive.
Why cant you play full episodes???
money
Juuuuust jackin it
Yknow..
Fairytale, um phrasing "
The best seasons had the meanest insults..
Imagine if Archer was in the MCU. Can u imagine Mallory calling Fury up to see if he had any missions he needed to farm out while at the same time trying to seduce him?
🧿👃🧿
🪬👄🔊 Damm that was a burn
Some great flashbacks to the earlier seasons. Shame the series went out on such a sad whimper with that god awful season 14.
People that tag are thieves. They mark their victims with the tags. The same way in which people that salute strangers are thieves. They do it so that when they enter someone's house, if they get caught by someone, they can say they are friends.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Taylor Daniel Martin Jose Young Lisa
Wtf aqua dress
mature content? Never....
They could never make a show this good anymore the left has no sense of humor.
Archer is amazing but I can’t get over the misogyny in this show
Strong independent women and a gender balanced cast?
i think the misogynist characters are being made fun of
Archer's like Johnny Bravo, the main character is a misogynist, but the show is full of strong competent independent women who act as great role models.
Ugh! The use types always have to show up and ruin everything! 😰
comments like these are why we can't have nice things...
I hate archer so much! 😡
None of these clips are funny.
Best one in the whole series is when Archer finds his mom doin the dirty deed to herself, she says “take a shower, you smell like a fish.” He replies “OK (your own fingers)”
RIP Jessica Walters
It is a shame how they ruined this series over the last few years. It is just awful now.