Your Deck Theme Can't Be “Felony Intent to Distribute"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- My patrons once again subject me to their most maniacal Commander Deck Creations, which I then make fun of to the best of my ability.
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Fun fact, I once faced a Borborygmos deck that equipped Snake Umbra. They tried to resolve another aura, I tried to counter it, and in response they countered my spell via State Based Effects by chucking rocks at me for 33 damage.
Then some other player countered the aura.
Counter target player
Ahh, yes, the best form of counterspell, "You lose"
Player removal is stack removal
this has also happened to me, but it was blanka not borborygmos. I tried to stop their piece, they decided i needed to die before it was stopped.
The Gruulest counterspell imaginable.
I should submit one of my decks to be roasted. You'll know I've been playing for a long ass time because I still use tappedout for my decklists, lol.
ayy same. I might submit my mono black landfall deck
Lol, me too.
I still use Tappedout too! Though nowadays I'm trying out Archidekt, Tappedout has the better community imo
I wanna submit my Emrakul, The Promised End deck...
There's a modern legal deck someplace that's just "oops, all Siege Rhino" and the whole deck is Siege Rhino and clone effects
and his name is Seth, probably better known as SaffronOlive.
...and it's called "37 Rhinos". It debuted about 5 or so years ago, I want to say (though I could be wrong).
I do have an Oops, All Flash (actual name is Flash Shark) from Ikoria era that runs a bunch of creatures with flash plus 7 or 8 enchantments with flash and 4 sorceries with flash. It's a pretty mean tempo deck too.
@Nouxatar his name is Seth, the pretend dyslexic
“Niv-Mizzet with abs” is one hell of a sentence
the Nekuzarless Nekuzar deck is onto something, because i've never seen a Nekuzar deck *not* get immediately ganged up upon, and simultaneously, i cannot imagine your average magic player resisting the allure of cardboard without the gun pointing at their head every time they touch their deck
I love the longer format literally one of the few content creators i watch as soon as i see a video
Thank you so much! I’m glad you are enjoying these
Counterargument: Watch me
Agreed
Isn't this just Blim?
I wish this was the sole purpose of this channel, like a fun professor who is loving his new tenor
It will be becoming a larger part of the channel!
Loving his new tenor ... is he a choir director?
Tenure maybe?🤷♂️
Your deck theme absolutely can be "Felony Intent to Distribute". I've got a deck with a lot in common with the last deck shown, but only win con is to have my opponents draw from an empty deck.
*reads the title* Mald ur not my dad you can't stop me
I can try
The funniest part of this video is when he pulls up an image of the "arby's fryer" that its actually accurate.
I’m tempted to submit my “How my Autistic Ass Sees the world” deck
pair-o-dice lost in borborygmos is CRAZY it’s 2 green to get all your lands back from the graveyard
I agree it's nice, but it's actually not necessary in that particular list. Though costing {3}{G}{G} is an upside, since you won't cascade into it.
I object! I submitted a deck awhile ago that was that exact theme and you loved it 😅
Definitely one of my new favorites if not my favorite content you are making now! Looking forwards to more :)
Victory Chimes is one of my favorite and surprisingly good anti Rhystic Study cards. It's one of the best ways to ensure that a Rhystic Study is neutralized while they're both on the field since artifacts and enchantments are typically staying around (barring a green or enemy white player).
Said green or white player better target the Studies first. You really don't want that blue player sculpt their hand into a masterpiece of control.
I'm quitting MTG because of the community, but you always have and always will make me smile and laugh Mald.
Thank you my friend, I am sorry to see you go but will do my best to infect your algorithm with small moments of joy.
I quit long ago but I still follow Mald because he's the best 💜
@@SporePunch I have to watch him in small, spaced out doses. Otherwise I get reminded how much I used to enjoy the game and then get depressed instead of being entertained.
The Borborygmos deck running Pithing Needle is a hilarious nod to that one Pro Tour incident lmfao
Oh good, someone saw it. ❤
Ayy my Nekusar callout made it into a video 😂
There's a part of me that wants to get my 4c control deck submitted because I want this man to call me Wannabe Mr Moneybags.
i kinda wanna submit my heinous brews, imma fun deck builder so its more bad than good
maybe he would like to meet 5 color transformer tribal?
I love these videos, keep making them!!
Thank you!
This was fun, I would unironically watch hours of highlights of Mald talking smack about commander decks with the occasional helpful insight.
I'm realizing watching this that most people don't continuously upgrade their decks until they only have 3 decks with the lowest valued one at $600. I might the problem.
I love victory chimes and in my deck that I play it, I have a way to untap it multiple times in a single turn. But then again I'm playing blue red group hug can be your Commander Planeswalker deck.
I now need to get one of these accounts so I can plug in my most infamous deck.
"The Detroit Deck"
That Borborygmos deck... wow.
I want to submit my Raphael deck that's entire gimmick is "I'm totally playing white, you guys!"
Lots of tokens, lots of lifelink. all demons.
I assure you, my deck theme can be forced fruition
If I could afford to be a Patron, I'd submit my Magar foolishness deck. It's not playing to Win necessarily: it's going for the "I'm not making it to my car in the parking lot" mugging I'd get for playing it "as intended"
I built Queza with Teferi's puzzlebox the first time i landed it the entire group was like, "wtf did you just do." LUL
Mald! Please for the love of God. You acknowledged her here! Do a video on Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher!!
What about oops all board wipe, with the cosmic baby itself
I'm building niv mizzet with abs now
I need to know how to submit decks, cause I need to see what my pet decks do to this man's mental state
Patreon I think
Hey, I saw that FFXIV reference, I don't know if Mald noticed it, but I did. Well done.
Sonkenzan Spellblade is a frequent client at Mairsil's BDSM Cage, great buddies those two.
"At least it's not Sol Ring"
i run a saheeli deck. I only run her as commander because giving literally any spell affinity for artifacts once per turn is so fucking funny. I also have storm the vault in the deck and have won multiple games by playing it, ending turn and letting it flip, and flashing in jin-gitaxias as soon as the time comes because i suddenly have a tolarian academy for some fucking reason
my felony intent to distribute deck is just in Dimir
give your opponent just the worst shit with Jon Irenicus
also a few cards in their with the vain hope of throwing greeds gambit at someone
I used a See Double to make two copies of an opponents Forced Fruition once. It was fun. Game ended pretty quickly after that.
I would submit my deck to get roasted, but I’ve bought so many cards from a friends bulk boxes it’s completely different
As a blue player, fuck Xyris. I worked long and hard in the fields for this goddamn card draw, you are not going to get a board state off of it
I feel like I need to send in my Phage deck where the whole idea is to play Phage and end my opponents with her.
YEAHHH NEKUZAR GROUP HUG
I cast an Evolved Sleeper in draft at the EXACT moment you first mentioned it
Once more requesting a commander roast for Emry, Lurker in the Loch, and the horror of monoblue recursion with Portal to Phyrexia, Meteor Golem, Cityscape Destroyer, Simulacrum Synthesizer, and shapeshifter artifacts to copy the above all doing ETBs from the graveyard =3 I Have a decklist if you wanna see it ^_^
"Borborygmos is 7 mana"
Huh?😂
I've heard it too many times from unrelated sources not to ask if I am just unaware of an inside joke among players where the Parun of the Gruul Clans's name is incorrectly pronounced "Bore-Boary-Go-Mohs" and not "Bore-Burr-Rig-Mohs."
If this is a joke I don't recognize, no worries.
If not, am I considered unreasonable for perpetually correcting errors of speech such as mispronunciations, vapid violations of vocabulary like "unalive," and people who say problematic when they ought to say objectionable?
If so, I apologize to those I've corrected for nothing.
Words mean things.
In the case of Borborygmos I think its a combination of accent/dialect and general unawareness, I've heard it read Bor-bo-ryg-mos even
As for the rest, you are unreasonable for the vitriol with which it sounds like you make those corrections, unalive is also neither a violation of vocabulary, nor unreasonable to use and be exposed to, its a "auto-censors no like the word kill" thing, TH-cam Shorts does it to a degree, and Tiktok does it heavily, so a lot of discussion of games or stories has to dance around it, thus becoming common parlance, its a euphemism, a turn of phrase to veil
Problematic vs Objectionable isn't really the same thing, I have plenty of gripes with people who use and abuse the former instead of actually discussing the problem, but chiding people won't fix the issue, ya gotta dig into it and the media illiteracy that backs it, and THAT is not ground easily broken
"no clues" head empty
I want to build a forced fruition deck so badly now.
one day I will rebuild my Sliver deck and submit it, for reasons
I am tempted to have one of my decks roasted but at this point I don't even know if they are good outside of messing with my friends
Ngl I need to post my mono white Eldrazi deck for you to go ham...and some advice.
Counterpoint: Nekusar
Maybe the title should’ve said “shouldn’t” lmao
@@maldhound Have you heard of this lovely Nekusar tech called Sigil of Sleep? I Blue mana. Enchantment. It reads "Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponenet, return target creature that player comtrols to its owners hand."
Fun fact: Borborygmos actually costs 8, not 7.
Do we need to use Twitter to get on the roast list? Because I'm not doing that.
Using twitter actually disqualifies you. It’s a Patreon tier reward.
As a more casual leaning Azami player seeing my girl show up makes me interested in an Azami roast
I hate that Herbert West, The Deck got me as good as it did.
Would y'all be interested in seeing my attempt at Alt Win Con tribal?
is the only way to send a deck by being a patreon? I have some spicy lists.
Yeah it’s currently only through Patreon and has an entry cap
Wait, why is Worn Powerstone a "horrible manarock"?
3 mana stone that taps for 2?
Does anybody have the decklist for Frija? I've been trying to bulid her for a *bit*
What website is this so I can submit a deck?
Can I get a Darien, King of Kjeldor short?
puzzlebox for 80 cards 😂😂😂
Ayo fam, can we get the deck list for these please?!?!
If you pause the video you can see the url in his tabs.
Is there a full stream anywhere?
There should be in the “Live” section of my channel, these streams start again this Saturday at 1pm pst
How do I get my deck roasted?
please do tormod the desecrater
Day one of asking for Hylda of the Icy Crown
Day 135 of the Magda, Brazen Outlaw traaaaaain!
day 6 of asking for rowan, scion of war video when?
video 666 asking for tayam review