This captures our marriage perfectly! We saw Steve live and when he did his bit about parking, my husband half stood up, pointed at me and said THAT. IS. YOU! 😂
OMFG this is soooo me!!! Hahahah always with both sets of keys, never know where my phone which is on silent mode is… Amazon and SHEIN packages arriving daily… and I thought I was unique! 😂😂😂😂
It's so true but thankfully I'm never getting married because I've already looked into the eyes of too many living dead men and have seen where it leads.
As a new UPS driver I had a guy get a package for his wife and all frustrated he was all "You guys are here more than I am." At first I wasn't sure if he was alluding to his wife cheating so I just got out of there. Now driving a couple years I've learned that it's the wives that keep UPS in business with all their orders 🤣
With my parents it's the opposite. My dad is always the one asking why my mom does things, he's always losing his phone and his keys and always buying stuff. Lol.
He is too funny! The stories he tells are so funny but in my daughter's case the roles are reversed! She is the one who is always asking, "why did I want to get married?" lols
Dude, you're killing me, and I'm a woman. I bet your like, "oh what a feeling." Your a Natural! Fo sho. I didn't go to sleep because I was like, OK, let me just see one more of this guy. Here I am having fun. Excellente'. Lol . N D from CT.
That’s funny since you hear so many men complaining women don’t want to get married any more. As a woman, I’ve been proposed to 3 times. The answer will always be helllll nope.
Lilith spirit in full swing. The joking about it is supposed to affirm to others that somehow its not a big deal that him being immasculated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is something that he allows. Lmfao, truly in denial of a great many things!
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Heard this on a Facebook reel, never searched TH-cam for something so fast 😂😂
Same
Me too 😂
Same
That’s why I’m here now. 🤣
Lmaof who da heck are you , get out of my head . You beat me to it exactly what I was going to comment lol
I wish my husband was alive to listen to your act!!! He would be rolling!!! You got us wives pegged!!😂😂😂❤❤
Freakin’ hysterical and spot on!!!! 😂
POV: He's not Cracking Jokes. He's Sharing his griefs
We have a saying in comedy, that its tragedy that happens to other people, this mans just giving us his tragedies haha
Its a documentary. 🤣
Lol 😅😂
And it’s every married man’s life story
@@lawrencesobsah1645i was going to write it 😂😂
Hilarious!! I love, he call his wife Captain Evil 🤣🤣🤣!!!
This captures our marriage perfectly! We saw Steve live and when he did his bit about parking, my husband half stood up, pointed at me and said THAT. IS. YOU! 😂
Yo my wife showed me this. Gold. The phone and keys had us dying.
This deserves more viewers. Funny & Accurate. I found from Tik Tok. 👏👏
OMFG this is soooo me!!! Hahahah always with both sets of keys, never know where my phone which is on silent mode is… Amazon and SHEIN packages arriving daily… and I thought I was unique! 😂😂😂😂
It's so true but thankfully I'm never getting married because I've already looked into the eyes of too many living dead men and have seen where it leads.
I dont even know how
Marriee men handle these women. Pray for me later
Don't be a coward and join the dead men
@@IronStaffTruther lmaoo
Thank you for posting this, I have heard it but not seen it as standup
Finally am watching this🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
This is SO funny and sadly SO true.
From Facebook straight to TH-cam😂
That's their idea
Thank you for sharing. Have a great evening.
Can't stop watching this!! Hilarious
I’m sick of lies. When he telling the truth!!!! 😂😂😂😜
My parents had that argument about parking more than once
As a new UPS driver I had a guy get a package for his wife and all frustrated he was all
"You guys are here more than I am."
At first I wasn't sure if he was alluding to his wife cheating so I just got out of there. Now driving a couple years I've learned that it's the wives that keep UPS in business with all their orders 🤣
With my parents it's the opposite. My dad is always the one asking why my mom does things, he's always losing his phone and his keys and always buying stuff. Lol.
Amazing 👏
He is too funny! The stories he tells are so funny but in my daughter's case the roles are reversed! She is the one who is always asking, "why did I want to get married?" lols
Dude, you're killing me, and I'm a woman. I bet your like, "oh what a feeling." Your a Natural! Fo sho. I didn't go to sleep because I was like, OK, let me just see one more of this guy. Here I am having fun. Excellente'. Lol .
N D from CT.
That’s funny since you hear so many men complaining women don’t want to get married any more. As a woman, I’ve been proposed to 3 times. The answer will always be helllll nope.
My wife literally just asked me why I put the drinks on the left side of the fridge instead of on the right side.
Mannnn why is this soo accurate!!!
Bad THING IS MY HUSBAND IS THE WIFW IN THIS STORY LOL
But the thing is we did need it! 😂
Seen u in Boston was a great show , so funny 😂
Ajajaa shut up billy I love you , your stuck to me 4ever 20 years can't throw that shet away
Omg he’s describing my mom…
Same 🤦♂️
EWU
He's great 😃
Too real, sadly so often true.😅
This is my life
The phone in the purse, happen led to me last night and mu wife told me to call it that's for sure a thing! 💯😂
Finally 😀😀
So true
Tiktok brought me here
Best rant
Like I was hearing myself😅
Tell me why when I do park I tell myself “why did I park here there’s one closer”
Well someone already beat me to the comments
Hhhh I feel like he is talking about my wife hhh🤣😂🤣😜🤪😝
Hahahahahaha I love this 🤣
Omy this is me😅
That key joke is from jokoy tho
But overall, funny as hell
Many people have a plaque with hooks that say keys. It’s almost common. That’s why it’s funny because a lot of people use those.
Real life docu 🤣🤣🤣
Another reason for me to not get married damn
Is it only me or does he sound like Jo Koy?
No they very different
It's just you
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Lol
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😂 am a woman but 😂😂
Wemen☕️
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Haha
Husbands want to be husbands. They just want to be single too. They want their cake and....
Guy just trashes his wife 😂😅
Lilith spirit in full swing. The joking about it is supposed to affirm to others that somehow its not a big deal that him being immasculated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is something that he allows. Lmfao, truly in denial of a great many things!
I know fuck it @eminem empty parking lot in a tow away zone