no i have to defend them unfortunately in this case because i was dancing along with them and let me tell you some of these dances really tested your stamina!!
when i was the in the mental hospital, they would play pre-recorded just dance videos for us to get up and moving. thank you martin and hamzah for making me feel like im being in the psych ward again. i can always count on you guys ❤
the 7 stages of just dance: 1) Yass music 2) realizing you can hit each other’s orb in the intro screen 3) confusion at lack of points 4) exhaustion 5) realizing you can earn points with minimal effort 6) jealousy 7) sabotage
martin is exactly how i felt playing vs my brother as a kid, id be BUSTING DOWNNNNN sweating my ass off while he would just stand still and wave the controller around & he somehow always beat me
Like deadly serious rn they are really good at youtube, it’s so original. They found a weird niche that really works and they just do it. Like they just make anything they want, no audience input or trends, and it works. They don’t even have a set upload schedule or format so it really feels like they do this because they want to, not because it’s their job, which is where a lot of youtube channels end up flopping because it feels like the audience is holding the creator hostage lmao
@ yes exactly!! i’m so glad they haven’t given in to the pressure of pleasing the audience with how much and how fast they’ve grown and I hope they never do
it seems hamzah is better at making powerful, energetic and masculine movements whereas martin-chan is more adept at dainty, fluid, feminine choreo. Makes perfect sense
this may seem stupid to some but i am so grateful for y’all’s videos right now. i’m going through a breakup and y’all’s vids have really been helping me smile through it 🤍
Hamzah. Martin. This video made me cry - I’m not sure if I am uncomfortable or happy. Then again that’s a feeling I’m left with every time I watch one of your videos. Thanks for being so generous ❤ and blessing us with these 7 days of videos. Merry Slushmas! 😂🎉
they’re genuinely so rhythmically challenged I’m in awe
no i have to defend them unfortunately in this case because i was dancing along with them and let me tell you some of these dances really tested your stamina!!
I've had Rasputin memorized for years now so seeing them do it made me super anxious 😭
lyrics are on the screen but we're still blessed with hamzah's creative interpretation
@erindixon555 THIS IS KILLING MEEEE
PLSS
beautiful way of saying dyslexia
Russian queen, Russian queen
it’s because he can’t read❤
the shots of them just dancing without the characters i’m dying
I need a timestamp of everytime it happens I’m actually crying
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The ability Hamzah has to get every lyric wrong ever is impressive
w/ the lyrics right there too😭😭
I thought I was tripping
just like weston koury 💜
@ YEEEESSSS I luv sinjin you are cultured 💜
toxic was my last straw bc what
when i was the in the mental hospital, they would play pre-recorded just dance videos for us to get up and moving. thank you martin and hamzah for making me feel like im being in the psych ward again. i can always count on you guys ❤
this sent me i love u for sharing this
no way in my psych ward we also did just dance
this is so funny, my psych ward also did prerecorded just dance lol
lol in the residential i stayed in one of the workers was so awesome she brought her wii and we’d always play during free time
she also knew the rasputin dance by heart it was so funny
the sticky dance was foreshadowing
and martin is the antagonist
Deadass
@slushyoilers It’s a hypothesis! So what’s the conclusion?
200 iq youtubers
Lmao real
ok starting off strong with the long johns
leggings😂😂😂
@slushyoilershoney these are longjohns 💋
oh no i’m scared
he better keep them on for every video
the leggings you mean
Oh gosh Martin infected Hamazah with the tight leggings virus
they're long johns.
honey these are longjohns 💋
They’re not leggings ☹️
LONG JOHNS!
I don’t know if I’d call them tight
Love how rudy is just sitting in the middle of the couch watching, like a king getting entertained by his jesters
them being winded and still singing breathlessly is killing me
the hard cuts to them dancing without music is killing me 😭
On the first day of slushmas the slushy noobz gave to me, dancing videos and an extra large white chicken chiliii
this is beautiful, Mel.
@@mereisnotonfirethanks so much
@@melrexha5707 Wow yes
we need the full song on Spotify NOW
This goes hard
the 7 stages of just dance:
1) Yass music
2) realizing you can hit each other’s orb in the intro screen
3) confusion at lack of points
4) exhaustion
5) realizing you can earn points with minimal effort
6) jealousy
7) sabotage
@@bigshidder3 and the “why is this song so long??”
With their headbands and shaved heads it rlly does look like they’ve gotten matching hair transplants i can’t 😭😭
LMAO
Hamzah should realize that Martin’s body has fluidity most humans can only dream of so it’s not his fault he’s losing
the hair is slowly but surely coming back
@@erinrasco they get wigs for christmas
Not even that slowly wtf why is it lowkey kinda long now
PLEASE LORD
Hamzah has a bald spot
@@dogandfleas😭
rudy sitting inside the couch the whole video really stole the show for me. Cutest little cuppy dog in the whole wide world possibly
i’m really curious what goes on in his head when he sees these shenanigans 😂😂😂😂
1:45 "she actually knows how to twerk" trust after that sticky dance we know 😭
martin does NOT know how to handle allat 😨😨‼️‼️
LMFAOOO
I said huh out loud
@@mwahnobarssss yes he does...
what vid is that referring to??
Hamzah simply ATE DOWN with Rasputin and I remember it being one of the hardest dances on just Dance 2
damn unc
7:17 “you’ve always been baby”
Martin sounds so aggressively endearing
hamzahs comeback in just dance was truly inspirational
I will proudly say i watched this on my tv so i could dance along, thank you slushy noobz.
omgg ty for the idea ❤❤
new workout idea
same but imma have to rewatch bc i only thought to dance on the last one😮
new idea thank s
off topic but I love your user
The instant diva pose after pointing out the nasty smell is KILLING MEEE 11:15
NICE! 💁♂️
24:03 he locked in so fast im crying 😭😭😭
IM CRYING AVTIALLY
13:00 "something tells me rasputin is here" and then gets distracted and tells martin to go back RIGHT before they get to rasputin
hamzah winning rasputin by like 1000 made me so happy
4:34 Zooming in on them with no music makes this a very special experience
i love ur pfp
@@jsosour thank youuu
bald turtleneck twins with white socks and spindly limbs! the vibes are strong and threatening with this one thanks guys 🙏🏻
update: oh god guys they just put on the headbands i am fearful
They look like evil siamese cats 😢
35:34 such an unwarranted power move on martins end and it worked INSTANTLY
this might be the funniest slushy noobz video of all time yall are so uncoordinated
martin is exactly how i felt playing vs my brother as a kid, id be BUSTING DOWNNNNN sweating my ass off while he would just stand still and wave the controller around & he somehow always beat me
this has to be one of their funniest vids yet
right, i was literally in tears laughing the whole video 😭 this is probably my favourite vid by far
Let’s hope Hamzah learned breathing control because I’m scared to lose oxygen on my end
LMAOO
LMFAOOAOOA
@@user-lb2op PLEASEEEE OMG 😭😭😭😭
I’m crying this is so niche
LMAOOOOOOO that live was funny 😭😭
15:44 hamzah saying the wii fitness board called him fat😭😭 that thing was brutal bruh
the way that hamzah was right ab the controllers is so affirming
thank god they used different coloured head bands, i couldn't tell them apart
this is just what i needed to see thank you so much for this
im so excited for the 7 days
@@marleymogey8829why this sounds so ominous
38:22 WHAT IS THIS MELODYYYYY
i NEED TO KNOW TOO
groovin martin and jammin hamza
😂love this sm
groovtin and jamzah
Hamzah stepping on Boney Ms foot is sending me
32:17 martin straight up digging for gold
and farting one minute later 😭😭
in all seriousness, whoever comes up with you guys' video ideas deserves a raise!
ofc, it was martin!!!
Pretty sure they just find random things and do them but yeah
@ yeah but i just mean it’s nice there’s some variation on the type of content they make
Like deadly serious rn they are really good at youtube, it’s so original. They found a weird niche that really works and they just do it. Like they just make anything they want, no audience input or trends, and it works. They don’t even have a set upload schedule or format so it really feels like they do this because they want to, not because it’s their job, which is where a lot of youtube channels end up flopping because it feels like the audience is holding the creator hostage lmao
@ yes exactly!! i’m so glad they haven’t given in to the pressure of pleasing the audience with how much and how fast they’ve grown and I hope they never do
I’m just imagining Mandy walking in as they’re chanting satisfaction and I literally can’t stop laughing
15:27 “This is why I quit just dance, too many sweats” 😭
“tonight imma fight and put a star night in time in the light” wow🥹 he’s so poetic
martin in the headband is giving gypsy rose blanchard teas! 😍
3:10 oh hnnn martin with the little boy jokes again 😭😭
it seems hamzah is better at making powerful, energetic and masculine movements whereas martin-chan is more adept at dainty, fluid, feminine choreo. Makes perfect sense
22:15 i don’t even have anything to comment along with this i’m just in awe of this moment
it’s really admirable that they posted themselves doing the most vulnerable thing a human can do
31:56 the game just suddenly changing while they're still standing there in their dance outfits 😭😭😭😭
the cuts to just them dancing 😭😭
13:04 the way rasputin was the next one
I KNOW RIGHT
Dude I got so stressed that they didn’t see it 😭
Omg the Dan and Phil just dance videos have been going platinum in my household since release. What a Christmas treat!!!!
my first thought
your mind
Lol the dnp videos were my first thought
my kind of people
omg i literally thought this is like dan versus phil
Rudy watching the court jesters perform for him
it’s like you two reach into the depths of my soul and provide exactly what i would ask for
sans claus?
just found it’s the second game as well….. are you in my house
You bald boys don't know how long I've waited for this video…
martin being a dancemaxxing queen surprises no one
I’m gonna be slushing my noob for SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT!
are they gonna be posting everyday?
IM SLUSHING EVERYWHEREEEE we are getting fed
@@mellybelly0yep i think until christmas day 😝
@@hotpinkplanets omg i’m so excited
this is so nostalgic bc this is exactly what i was obsessed w playing when i was like 8😭 happy slushmas boys thank you for this fantastical video
now that they’re dancing together i can see they’re really giving the twins in wonderland appeal
0:10 seconds in. are they still bald?
unfortunately
@@isabelle2179i was gon say that 😭
Its just a bald cap guys dont worry!!! 😂😂
Martin is gonna have hair again so fast and Hamzah will look like his adopted baby
yes 🙁🙁
this just got me in the slushmas spirit 😣
20:37 Hamzah got knees like the stallion 🔥🔥
this is the humiliation ritual they were talking about
This video genuinely had me cry laughing for an hour
have no idea how i played this game for three hours straight as a kid.. now after one song, i’m begging for air. great job slushy noobs!
They have the grace of a new born giraffe
this may seem stupid to some but i am so grateful for y’all’s videos right now. i’m going through a breakup and y’all’s vids have really been helping me smile through it 🤍
Queen NEVER cry ❤️ feel better
7yr old me would have wiped the floor with these old ass guys lmao
I genuinely need this to be a series from now on, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
love the pets in the background. rudy just in the center, carl and fish at 21:53 cute
Guys I think hamzah might be dyslexic but for following dance instructions 😭😭
i think this is my fav video. the banger songs, the poses and seeing them dance femininely is PERFECTION
hamzah saying "i do not" when martin calls him out for his nails... we've seen them babe
Rudy watching Martin and Hamzah the whole time was actually so adorable
3:43 phineas and ferb ahh 😭😭
24:02 IS ACTUALLY KILLING ME
it reminds me of dennis from its always sunny for some reason 😭😭
7:44 men used to go to war….
i hate when ppl say that… like do you want them to go to war?? like
Liberals will tell you this is progress…
IM SCREAMIMGG
I literally shatted everywhere stawpp 🖐️😭
the first move already hitting hamzah in the face i am crying
"it's boutta stink" lmaooo real
what the heck this is totally a 2006 wii remote reference
matching skims sets💕
14:34 nice job ladies
rudy just observing has me rolling LOL
20:52 MARTIN DODGING HAMZAHS REMOTR HELP
Hamzah. Martin. This video made me cry - I’m not sure if I am uncomfortable or happy. Then again that’s a feeling I’m left with every time I watch one of your videos. Thanks for being so generous ❤ and blessing us with these 7 days of videos. Merry Slushmas! 😂🎉
Hamza absolutely struggling first dance is so fucking funny 😭
Love the matching fits ladies ❤
Please don’t take all of our oxygen Hamzah
if i couldn’t see hamzah’s top half i’d think i was watching an ig gym baddie
Almost 40 minutes of slushy noobz breathing heavily? Oh yeah, I needed this 😍
help😭
i just slushed EVERYWHERE
Clean that up. I’m not joking.
@slushyoilers slush up lil bro.
hamzah popping all his grandpa bones lmfao (while his name is ironically baby)
LMFAO 😂
them singing during hey ya kills me 29:02
i screamed when they immediatley locked in as soon as satisfaction started playing 😭😭
The footwork in this video was lethal tbf
15:43 no cause why is this a universal experience, that wii board always said im overweight as a child 😭😭😭😭
upstairs neighbor activities
27:03 When student becomes master....
Baldzah narrating the dances he’s doing at 30:43
Baldzah - woah 🖐️😭