I ruined The Sims by trying to be a farmer
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I ruined The Sims by trying to be a farmer
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'His mother was completely normal and his father was a fish!'
Thank you for this incredible sentence Kevin
No joke, dude looks like he is straight out of innsmouth
Its okay tho she was a Pisces
The shape of water 🐠
y'know, the more I think about it, the more I feel like at least half of that sentence has to be a lie.
keeping it in the mermay spirit
Kevin's the only person who could cause worldwide famine by becoming a farmer.
He is Irish after all…
Very ironic indeed…
Love my spud’s
Potato famine part two, electric boogaloo 🥳
Well Irish and famine go hand in hand like Jim and a cult
Only Kevin can turn a simple farmer challenge into a forced plant slave labor camp 😂
DUDE FRR
You can too 🫵 if you believe. Don't let your forced plant slave labor camps be a dream
A botany nerd such as myself: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
Also me: *decides to kill their master at the end as vengeance*
This made me laugh WAY more than it should have😂😂
We in America tried this in the south, let’s just say after awhile it ended very very bad
kevin is the only mastermind who can cause mass genocide by simply being a farming genius
He's the pol pot of Sims 2
*Lord Palmerston has entered the chat*
Lukashenko has entered the chat.
Fritz Haber would like to have a word.
50 Bucks says Kevin will either be a very good farmer for some reason, or he'll end up killing them all and starting a cult of Plant Sims instead
This playthrough: "Why not BOTH?"
...huh
Funny how both of your guesses ended up being correct 🤣
It was in fact the cult method, but he did it thru asexual reproduction so he kinda did it himself also xD
@@AnInsideJoke And the funny thing is, he kinda did do both bcuz he started a cult of plant sims made thru asexual reproduction; so technically Kevin did become a farmer himself as the offspring were exact clones of the original sim
The babies constantly hugging each other while the others are fishing was the best part
I think you should start a playlist called "Call me Farmer" with all your farming attempts in games. Absolute gold.
YESS lmao
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Cult me Kevin with all the videos that he ends up with a cult.
i love seeing how long it takes into a sims video before Kevin’s sim has a baby. he never sets out to reproduce yet always does. father of the year right there
to be fair, I too would be curious what genetics would do if my sims looked like Kevin's
Kevins a reproducing genius
I wouldn't say father of the year, more like reproducer of the year
Kevin playing sims 2 gives me SO MANY SEROTONINS
ME TOO
True
Out of all the times Kevin ended up creating a cult in The Sims, the green plant people cult really creeps me out the most (24:22)
Its the fact theyre all clones of the original sim...
I clicked on this part of the vid and I feel I am missing something vital
This is a literal version of what they call a "cult of personality"
@@SylviaRustyFae They're not clones of Billy. They're a mix of his genes and the Ideal Plantsim, a hidden NPC that kinda looks like an elf. That's why some of the babies have big cheeks like their father and some don't like.. their.. other father?
@@Metzli Does that NPC exist anywhere in the world? If you kill them can you still have plantsim babies?
I’m not sure why, but the plant father and plant child was very wholesome when they set the house sprinklers off.
It was far too wholesome for Kevin, so naturally he had to inmediately ruin it by slaving said child forever to a live of endless fishing with no rewards. But well, at least its not a solitary life since all his siblings are equally slaved. Thats something positive there, right?
Kevin trying to off Daisy for over a week instead of letting them move out (possible at any time if the sim is an adult) is comedic gold. A+ would watch again
No witnesses. The secret of the farm must be kept.
He doesn't want Daisy to open a rival farm
Poor daisy, he was just a happy guy :(
its interesting how innovative and unique the old sims games were in the early 2000's. We have evolved, but backwards. The Sims is nothing like it was.
Sims 3 is my preferred middle ground.
@@TheGirlInFandomWorld yeah there are just too many improvements to the build and just being able to tilt the camera without pressing tab, but i just love how in sims 2 theyll slide down the banister
"we have evolved but backwards" I believe that's called degradation? 🤔 sry if not i'm dumb 😂
@@erviatangerine5108 it's a meme
@@munto7410 sry again I didn't know 😅
Fencing the plant sims in with running sprinklers so they have all their needs met and just nonstop fishing... That's gotta be the most genious optimizing I've ever seen in a video game hahaha. This is function over form to it's ultimate level. XD
Watching Kevin play the sims has really shown me how much I've been unnecessarily handicapping myself all these years by having a conscience
@@sunny-lm2np lmao it was a joke mate it's not that deep
Perfectly stated lol
FYI: The higher your sim’s aspiration meter, the more money you get from the money tree
I never knew that!!! :o
And I've been around this game for 19 years!!!
Like, I know the other aspiration rewards function better or worse depending on the sims aspiration meter. It has to be gold or higher for them to work successfully. But the simoleon tree?! Wth xD
And a random person harvests it instead of you 😅
@@kewoshk yes always the friends from work/school😭😭
@@Metzli i knowww i hate it i feel like i only get the aspiration rewards when the household is already struggling 😭
Yo Kev, lazyduchess have a lot of cool mods for the Sims 2, some even fixed the bug with the Sims 2 problem with NPC stand off after you asked them to go out/ date.🤷♂
Oh, I forgot that plantsims just have no child/teenage phase. That's...weird.
Kevin actually made a really beautiful little farm in this video. I'd call this challenge a massive success.
only in the sims 2. In TS3 they have all life stages.
i feel like its fitting cause they're part plants, i always imagine its just them growing up really fast
They're basically like that until they're 12 and at 13 they become BIG
Nothing makes a Saturday better than a CallmeKevin sims video
Kevin coming to my house would make my Saturday better
@@RaininPayne2 it’d make my whole LIFE better
Agreed 💯
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Reading the title I'm like, "oh that's pleasant" but then I remember "wait, last time he had a farm in The Sims, wasn't it babies-as-food farm"?
See, the fault here is that Kevin can only farm people
Its both a talent and a curse (for everyone he farms). But if he gets the people he farms, who happen to be identical clones of himself, to farm the plants for him, doesnt it counts as he is the one farming? What a life hack. Surely this means that, even if everything and everyone he plants only exits to suffer and die, Kevin is a farming genius.
I feel like no matter who my sims are and what they do, they'll always end up becoming a farmer. It's inevitable. I guess I'm just trying to live out my own dreams in the Sims while I work toward them in real life. 😂
Lol me in sims 3 ALWAYS having a massive garden that takes half a day to take care of
God, same. Sims 4 Cottage Living made it possible to live out my off-the-grid homegrown homestead dreams while IRL my one tomato plant does its growing
@@vanguardiris3232 Exactly. Cottage Living is still my favorite pack to this day and I use so much of the build/buy items and gameplay in every household. ❤️
ahh me too, glad to find some like-minded people lol
Just like my sim’s always have horses now😂😭
Kevin ruined my life by being the best TH-camr the last decade (and keeping me and Crowley locked under his stairs)
Hi Kevin, you probably won't read this, but i'll go ahead and say it: my cat and bestfriend has died this week. I am struggling to find things to keep me distracted. Your videos never fail to make me laugh (especially those related to the sims 2), you have no idea of how much I needed this. Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry 💔
I'm so sorry for your loss.
May they rest in peace
I’m so sorry for your loss. Whatever you can do to help in the grief I wish you the best.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Please know I'm sending hugs and support and strength. ❤️❤️
This video teaches everyone an important lesson, no matter how tough the goal might be or how impossible it might seem, anything can be done through the power of exploiting child labor. Ah such a wholesome message
Nothing makes the day more chaotic than a CallMeKevin title starting with 'I ruined ...' let the chaos begin
This was my favorite expansion when it came out as well! I had a pregnant sim die of the flu during this era...weird how we still love those traumatic memories, lol. Thanks for another Sims 2 video. I love these so very much.
I remember jumping bc I had my headphones in when the first clap of thunder happened and crashed my game 😂
jeez now i have to make an old timey play where a pregnant sim dies of the flu
Hi! The reason your sims have so many breakdowns is because their aspiration meters are in the red. And when they age up they get the "grew up badly" fear, which triggers the breakdown. My advise for plantsims would be family aspiration, they'll get some wants filled here and there while hanging out with their siblings while fishing. Indefinitely.
😂 ur so helpful
“His love is going up, I’m not sure what he’s doing in that race car bed” 💀💀
Kevin's videos are always the exact kind of chaos we need to forget real world chaos.
6:32 Kevin questions why he has bills and then teases us by almost figuring out it's because he uses a sprinkler for his tomatoes.
"Oh wait it's 'cause of-"
Yes?
"weeds!"
Damn it, Kevin.
Oddly enough, this may just be the best house/lot he's built yet. 🤔
Kevin's superpower is making every game more fun by ruining it
"The babies will be moved to the barn once they are grown" might be the single most fucked up out of context quote I've ever heard
If you put the greenhouse growing light in your house, the plant sim becomes essentially always fulfilled on sunlight.
I love that Kevin named two of his plant babies Rose and Daisy, as that's the name of the two premade plantsims in the game
Sleeping with his eyes partly open is a self defence tactic
Oh god, it always starts off so innocently, doesn't it? Leave it to Kevin to bring in the chaos. 😂
Yeah this was so entertaining 😄
Other than the homicide and the forced child labor, this went swimmingly!
Kevin's memory of the sims 2 seasons is wholesome.
I remember putting sims in a hot tub while it was storming, for science. 😊
I'm not familiar with The Sims and I didn't know they could turn into plants, so to say I was flabbergasted when Billy became one would be an understatement
Oh this ain’t even the craziest thing that can happen in sims 2 believe me lol
I think Sims 2 introduced the PlantSim 😂 They are generally very easy to maintain. There’s a sunlamp in Build/buy and even a small pool (not pond/lake) will take care of the water need. Love you can think of like pleasure/social type thing.?
I love how every sims video Kevin releases is more cursed than the last!
"I don't even have enough simoleons for a toilet" is something I feel Kevin always says
This went from farming to a mixture of farming, fishing, and slave trade real quick.
I absolutely love watching Kevin play the sims 2. I’d love another series like his last
A Kevin sims video never fails to cheer me up on a bad day!! ❤❤❤ Thank you Kevin for all the hard work you put into making videos for us, I binged your sims videos while recovering from surgery last week, and it was both helpful and painful cause laughing hurt but it was always worth it for a great distraction. 💙😇
Hope you are recovering well! Binge watching Kevin’s videos helped me through my time in hospital
@ 35:10 Is no one going to mention that Daisy looks like a model compared to his father? Like WOW 😮
Kevin: lets do silly farming hehe
Also Kevin: Create new plant race to enslave in an automated fashion to become rich
Use the plants to grow the plants
Hey Kevin sorry for the dark comment i just wanted to say that your videos are what is keeping me alive right now just your personality and everything make me smile and i always look forward to watching you so just thank you for everything.
Also being open with your mental health has really helped me to open up to people in my life, you're doing an amazing job removing the stigma around these things keep it up man.
fr Kevin out here saving lives and hearts by enslaving people in video games :) I also go through depressive episodes, for a few months at a time (ig it's a family thing lololol) and he really makes me feel a bit better when I'm in the dumps
Pamela welcoming Kevin's abominations is top tier comedy
"His mom was completely normal and his father was a FISH."
0:46 “And this is how billy is looking” caught me so off guard lmaoo. Idk what I was expecting 😂😂
So proud of you Kevin. Did this almost exact thing in Sims 3 a while back and it was an absolute blast. Had alien babies instead of plant sim slaves though and they ended up training race horses on the side instead of robots. Very inspired to try and get my Sims 2 game working again after seeing this masterpiece. Hope we get to see Billy Hill again sometime!
When I see Kevin is playing Sims 2 today my heart's already melting and then I see the video is over 30 mins long and I'm just - what did I do to deserve this piece of solid luck?
I think Billy had to use the binoculars so he could see what was right in front of him, he can only see in his peripherals lol
Omg, PlantSims are actually MADE for Kevin!
- Doesn’t need food, just needs water (can even splash in a puddle of piss)
- Grows up quick (about time you start pulling your weight, child!)
- Needs sunlight instead of sleep (outdoor baby!)
- Needs love, but it’s easy to get (just talk to the plants, Bro!)
Idk why I do this but I cannot play a game like this. Idk if it’s OCD or if my perfection issues just run deeper than I thought or maybe I’m simply just not that creative. Whatever it is, I really enjoy these videos & I will work towards becoming more like Kevin. Thank you Kevin
Technically gorwing a cult of Plant Sims does count as making a farm, Kevin truly is a botanical genius.
I'd like to think Billy told Weed that babies just drop out of you when you feel like it but then weed learnt where babies came from in school and thought his father was lying for years but then Billy just made 4 more in the space of a minute and that shut him up
This idea is AMAZING! We all bow down to Kevin's top tier gardening ability! Genius!
It's amazing how often everything devolves into chaos in a Kevin playthrough, but somehow it all works out in the end. Strategic and farming genius for sure.
Kevin thank you for doing more Sims content is easily the best videos on this channel thank you so much
As a farmer girl it entertains me to no end when you try anything that has to do with agricultur. You’re doing amazing sweetie
Love your The Sims 2 series, Kevin! You should try doing a challenge of turning your sim into a vampire and turning the whole neighborhood into vampires too
Funny thing is, I just made a nice farm in my sims 2, and a dysfunctional family to go along with it. Favouritism, bad parenting, teen that lives in a little barn, even a nice patch of sunflowers. All that is missing is a little spot for a Jim Pickens cult gathering, though they may decide to dance among the trees, steal the crops and mooch a nap or two from the kids beds.
I love the way Kevin says “tomatorsss” 🍅
I love how the plant sims got more and more normal,
Daisy didn't even look like his father anymore XD
I'm struggling with severe anxiety and agoraphobia and I've been binge watching all the Sims videos you do Kevin and honestly it's been a lifesaver. Thanks for being you and cursing my favourite game in all the best ways lol 💖
This is perhaps one of your best schemes yet - I am shocked at just how well this worked. I mean, I knew it would WORK but this... this is on another level
It is truly amazing the Sim challenges Kevin does, that seem damn near impossible, yet he succeeds. Usually, from the blood, sweat, and tears of his prisoners, but success nonetheless
"Just in among my tomatoes, like, yeah yeah, that's tomatoes, it just looks weird", sounds like it's not quite a money tree you're talking about. 🍃
I love when Kevin plays the Sims because, if you don't have mods and play it as it comes, becomes boring very quickly but he always makes the default gameplay such a funny thing. I would love to have those ideas when I play 😅
I think this is the first challenge you have actually managed to finish, and for all the wrong reasons too. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Unexpected profit through the hands of your children, very good family business!!
Also loving the whole farm aesthetic, ironically Kevin did an awesome job lol
Ironically; because we expect him to do a bad job.
@@electricspider2267 ope, my bad 😅
English is not my first language
aside from the dead sim in the barn, this turned out to be a pretty functioning family/farm where everyone actually got their needs met??? might be a call me kevin first!
Keven getting a plant Sim, learning that it need sunlight, and immediately putting it indoors is so on theme that it hurts.
Every time i find you in my recommendations or watch any of your videos you bring my mood up really a lot. Thank you for being here for us, Kevin
Are you still thinking about me from time to time? 👉👈
You know we love you 💯🔥
Kevin is not only a military genius, he is also a farming genius! Never would have thought of this way to play the game 😂
One of my fav episodes yet! Thanks for all the content over the years, Kevin!
Wow, this was full of unexpected turns. :D I have never played with plant sims. There is always something new to learn from Sims 2. Thank you for a thoroughly entertaining video!
i have been binging your sims series while recovering from surgery and i’m so glad you’ve uploaded another thank you kevin
36 minutes of Kevin playing The Sims 2 this will be farmtastic
I love your Sims 2 videos & this challenge was really fun. Great job, Kevin! :)
Kevin's methods may be unorthodox but you can't deny, when they work, they work on maximum efficiency
I used to spend an ungodly number of hours farming in this game and Kevin plays for 2 seconds and overshadows all of my accomplishments
he truly is a farming genius
I’ve seen so many of Kevin’s creations by now but I’m still surprised by this new face. Amazing. 😂
This was such a great video Kevin. I have been stressing out like crazy cause I started a new job last week and this was the first time since I started that I felt like I wasnt thinking about work and I could just enjoy something
Thank you!
Your the sims videos always brings a smile to my face! Thanks for uploading Kevin!
16:55 17:27 23:56 Finally more proof Kevin will be a great father!
Kevin playing The Sims is the ultimate cozy entertainment. Not sure what that says about me as a person, but here we are.
Overall I'm actually kinda impressed. Successfully found a way to avoid excessive motive decay, Along with acquiring multiple workers and keeping their motives up as well. As far as I'm concerned it's not mistreatment because they're plants and they're not unhappy about it. It honestly makes me more inclined to have a plant sim the next time I play. I usually just ignore it because you can't change their hairstyles and it takes a lot of pesticide to transform them.
I always loved the gardening mechanics in the sims. So much fun
Kevin playing Sims is always cursed, in the absolute best way possible.
this was probably the most successful sims run Kevin’s ever had in terms of keeping the moods up and money
I cant even express how much i appreciate you existing and doing youtube. I hope you never leave because your videos feel like home.
Kevin really didn't expect this challenge to go to pure chaos? And here I thought Kevin knew himself better than that 😂 /j /lh
Wow! 36 minutes of Kevin and Sims? What a great way to start my day off! ^_^
"I've collapsed on the lawn as is tradition" LMAO 😂🤣 🇨🇦🍻🇮🇪 these videos are better then stand up comedy with an always unforseen turn of events that is even more entertaining, twisted and hilarious then most tv series!! Lol well done once again bud 👍👍
Gosh I enjoyed this video so much🤩 It looks like a setup for a fun AF sitcom! Totally deserves a freeze frame of MC's face and 'you're probably wondering how I got into this situation!' with all his numerous plant children in bg🤣I am in awe of your imagination and humour Kevo!
Actually that’s a good playthrough, not ruined