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I don't know why, but this video had me thinking about how Lexi probably created her own computer game, tabletop RPG, and game archetypes and really wants to show them off by having people playtest them. And if that hasn't happened yet, I take full responsibility for putting the idea into Lexi's head.
thats a guy
@@tinman1065 im like 90% certain lexi is a girl
@@tinman1065 lexi is trans; thus, she/her. And if you’re a transphobe, fuck you.
@@tinman1065 their trans
Lexi is a female and identifys as a female she is male to female
Awesome! Another video to add to my "Lexi VS Computer Gore" playlist!
The perfect playlist.
Send me this playlist now.
@@tristanraine It's on my channel! I made it public so other people could find it.
@@starlight_maven isnt Computer gore just colorized ohio
@@tylern6420 No? The playlist has software and hardware gore videos narrated by Lexi. Looking back on it now, I really should have named it Tech Gore.
...unless you were joking. In which case, sorry for taking your words literally.
(Edit: typo)
I love how Lexi just reads stuff and the reaction in real time like, "la la la software words and stuff and HOLY HELL! ok, that's not right" and then explain for everyone to catch on lol
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Lexi is so perfect for the software/hardware subreddits. Not only are computers her specialty, her vocal range really covers the eldritch horrors of technology we have unleashed upon this sacred earth
Okay this is a genuine question cause I've noticed people referring to Lexi as "her" is Lexi a female? Am I just uninformed? I'm genuinely confused
@@raven5953 Lexi is a transgender woman and uses she/her pronouns
@@52flyingbicycles thank you for letting me know! I really appreciate it
The "Become a guitar" one threw me off guard, full on wheezing now
9:24 Bluey, Owl House, and Amphibia were all removed from Disney+ Junior because there were a bunch of parents complaining. Bluey's was like 2 episodes, while both Amphibia and Owl House was specifically because they contained non-binary characters and parents got mad that "the show is going to confuse my child/turn my child gay"
Bruh Parents need to Grow up, there's nothing wrong with being gay/non-binary.
im invited to a birthday party of someone who likes owl house omfg dhwjdgdigeksgfiebskdgeidgeiwhdjegsisgrieegidgwishdkdbeishdiddgiwh I AM FREAKING OUT DUEGEIDGjskhkHDUGDWISHSHUDSHHS
@@maryglaser9256 congrats, i never been to Birthday parties😔
@@pinhead62on my next birthday i’ll celebrate with you in this comment section
@@maryglaser9256 ......ok
11:45 Fun fact about ChatGPT: The french were very unhappy about the name, as when translated into french, the letter G P T ("Jay Pay Tay") sound exactly like the phrase "J'ai Pété" which means "I farted"
nobody:
French: C H A T I F @ R T E D
XD
"We cook bacon, but we bake cookies" gives off "I'm bringing chili" vibes.
I wonder, did they ever bring the chili?
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Of all the bugs and glitches in gaming, few things are as cursed as broken Sims models like at 1:20 Like, my goodness, that rig is broke as HECK. I appreciate Lexi guiding us through this mess.
How the actual shit did you comment on 2 different videos on 2 different channels within 5 mins XD does vore Pokémon just grant people infinite speed?
@@random_femboy_protogen I am everywhere c: And yes, vore emboldens my power.
@@Just_a_commenter I felt the urge to uncontrollably spit out my water at the word "vore"
2:45 I always get so hyped when I see smaller games included in memes, especially when I played that game 10 minutes ago before going on youtube. And ESPECIALLY when the narrator recognizes it!
My summer car is considered a small game?
I guess that makes sense though... It was popular a few years ago
“Time is an illusion!
Lunch time doubly so!
The world will end now!
And you will suffer!
But we will always have each otherrrrrrrrrrrr!”
TheLexiKity - 2023
7:53 my childhood game, reduced to red blocks and the black void
"wubbabunga" is gonna be my new catchphrase from now on
*99 missed calls from the msm community*
Rare wubbox soundin' ass.
yo msm
1:22 And here we see a rare photo of a biblically accurate angel trying to disguise itself as a human.
Every narrator got a niche they fit in perfectly:
Robin is great for anger-inducing subreddits, taking him to things that are meant to be funny will turn him into a boomer
Lexi is great for technology based subreddits due to her knowledge and for weird stuff because she's great
Damien is good for gaming and funny subreddits because he's everything that robin isn't: capable of laughing at memes and able to properly read
I might have a theory about the Bluey thing. Though the error code that your account is a Kids Profile exists but not for everything, Bluey recently started to do some episodes that are pushing the limits of its age audience. And its not just the possible Mackenzie/Bluey is trans or the Gay dads bit, but the thing of death in the show. You know, Spongebob/MLP levels of "Okay, tone it down" by their publishers.
9:07 the funniest part about this is that khan academy is often used for math, with the teacher being Sal Kahn.
I see Lexi narrating and I squeal I love Jack and Robin but Lexi is my favorite narrator
“I’ll print you your ticket eventually. I’m just on my smoke break, honey.” 💻💅
Lexi is so smart that I'm learning more from these videos than from my uni
2:39 Well, it isn’t actually Moldova, it’s Andorra. The flags DO look really similar…
I was bingeing EmKay and didn't notice this was a new video... Was wondering how I missed a Lexi-narrated softwaregore....
1:13 Wait a minute, that's me!
Lexi always brightens my day :3 she is such a bundle of happiness and wholesomeness
Lexi making a Douglas Adams reference is both expected and delightful. The universe fits together more now we know this
11:29 Windows 10 does have a ribbon at the top
Can we just talk about and appreciate the fact that the song- "sans." is playing in the background.
Because as a long time Undertale fan, I love it when people use Undertale music in the background of their videos.
HELP THE WAY THEY FR TRY TO SAY THE SPAM IS SO FUNNY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHAHSBADJSHKBSHDJY-
Edit: *M o r e U n d e r t a l e m u s i c .*
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It's a free mobile game called airport security. You have to indentify the passport to make sure the people aren't lying. If they are, you click suspicious and a bunch of airport security tackle the people. If you click accept, then they will walk out of frame. What happened here is that the passports have just became nothingness, which makes sense on a free mobile game.
8:18 i once had to receive a surgery without anesthesia (because it was too dangerous) to remove a bullet from my brain, and that's a accurate representation of how it felt
How did it get there?
@@ruanaur I got shot in the head
@@owoberon4947 yeah, but WHY?
Latvians better be proud after that
At around 11:18 That wasn't just Chinese characters though... the 켰 is definitely Korean characters.
2:57 That looks like it was part of a depth camera feed. A theory is that they were using some fancy configurations to have a camera equipped with a depth sensor mask out the background, and they did something wrong.
For anyone experiencing that horrifying Sims 4 scribble-people glitch - that cardigan has a graphical bug. Just use MCCC or go into manage worlds to take that sim into CAS and change the offending article. It'll be fine.
6:01 Love to finally see some irish software gore, btw for those of you who arent Irish TFI is the main Irish transport body within the republic of ireland, and the app beung used is the TFI journey planner. a useful app which gives real time info for public transport stops/stations and shows the most direct way to get from point a to b using public transport
I came to see if anyone else knew. Here you are.
Also it was probably caused by the trusty síneadh fada not being understood by the software
@@squagwag2808 Yep, ironic for irish software
12:00 oh well isn't that wub-tastic T_T
Love software gore. I’m about to wheeze from laughing too hard as I start this video, I’m sure
7:45 As a student who uses OneNote a lot, this is a frequent glitch. It’s usually resolved by zooming in or out. It’s very minor, but very annoying.
2:07 if I didn't have... a similar problem with data serialization in a pet project/script. But to see this in production code really is something.
Aha! I can finally contribute! With regards to the Trans Canada Highway at 11:01, there are stretches of the highway that are ferry routes rather than roads, so this is indicating a potion of the highway that is on a ferry. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably one of the ferries to Vancouver Island, since the capital city of BC is on that island, and I think the Trans Can intersects with most provincial capitals
at 5:00 the explanation is that there is multiple plans with varying prices and that apple changed some of the prices on some of the plans but not others ,so that's why that happened
2:52 I don't know what this sound means, but I can't stop laughing
0:43 I was waiting for this moment that's my post :)
(8:50) I was going to say it's bad design how it cuts off the "min", but to be honest, it wasn't designed for hour long travels.
To add to this:
I'm learning web dev. Every basic tutorial talks how code and user responses should be readable. Today I go to a government healthcare website (in Italy) and want to get an appointment online. I click to get it and it throws an error with pure gibberish at me with no explanation, that didn't even look like code or an attempt on suggesting what the issue might be, it was just a bunch of different values mushed together creating an abomination. Turns out THE PAGE DOESN'T REFRESH AND YOU HAVE TO FULLY EXIT IT AND RE ENTER THROUGH A BUNCH OF CLICKS TO RELOAD THE DAMN PAGE.
My goodness, this had me laughing like crazy, especially at the bits like the one with Windows confusing the RTX 3080 and Intel Arc A380 for energy saving for the former and high performace for the latter
3:37, this is a nice wallpaper!
lol
4:32 I remember this on the TV. the closed captions had me and my friend laughing so hard.
1:02 Duolingo doesn't care whether or not you use capital letters. I have had errors like this before
7:14 Dudes Aim is literally of the Charts 🤣
The funniest error message I've ever seen was a sorry. We couldn't find the page you were looking for. Unless the page you're looking for is an error message, in which case here it is
2:24 Therapist: Jevil clock isn't real, they can't hurt you. Jevil clock: ° ‿ °
2:59 My sisters old laptop had a camera which could do that. It was a HP pavilion 15 notebook from 2015 I think (white). It had two camera's and one of them could see distance using IR and it would be green like this. You could switch between the two in the camera settings. was pretty cool until she bricked the laptop within the year like she does with every piece of technology she has ever touched
Turning all my unexpected error messages into "Lmao sorry something went bad" and nobody can stop me /j
“It’s like a tiny annoying dog” papyrus: oh no the dog has entered my computer
4:34
Nobody:
Your English homework:
6:37 I also understand having Michael Sheen and David Tennant stuck on your screen lmao
Isn't that part of Staged? It looks like Staged
2:24
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. Bye!"
- Bill Cipher
I love your softwaregore content!
12:30 missed chance to say "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" ☠️🗣🗣
“time is an illusion! lunchtime doubly so!” was unreasonably cute
5:20
First thing that came to my head
"Ra Ra Rasputin"
@ 5:41: TFI means Transport for Ireland. It's meant to show é (e-acute) as "é", á as "á", etc., but it's programmed weird.
It's saying in Irish: "Ar Dé Máirt 27ú, Dé Céadaoin 28ú, Dé Déardaoin 29ú agus D...", or in English: "On Tuesday 27th, Wednesday 28th, Thursday 29th and F... "
I'm a simple trans. I hear Lexi is the narrator, I smile
No one cares
And now I watch the banter I get for saying that.
Same, Lexi is my favorite narrator.
@@glutenthelibarator i agree with u
@@glutenthelibarator i agree with u
8:01 Now I want to make a reddit account just to post my screenshot of a pokemon unite update needing 1.4 exabytes
12:18 Ah yes, my favorite Chinese character, 🍃.
As a Chinese speaker, yes, that is the Chinese language at its finest
4:43 closed captions on live content probably has so many incidents like this.
12:18
'leaf-leaf-leaf-leaf-leaf'...
say that fast while scratching your head.
hours of fun
I've seen that Sims 4 glitch firsthand. It's a hell of a sight to behold...especially when you zoom out and suddenly the warped Sim returns to normal. But the instant you zoom back in, boom. Biblical angel in a mangled cardigan.
i love the recent influx of lexi content!
I can't get enough of these videos. TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH!
4:18 Tbh that looks like my brain trying to process.
“The image on my Retroarch (or should I say virtual PS3) appeared like this.”
*Webull ad starts playing*
Fun story: I accidentally closed windows once, and when I say that I mean I accidentally closed out of the literal OS a month after getting my first computer, I fixed it and still have that computer, but I very much panicked for a bit
How do you even do that?
3:21 When Zhu Li's finally snapped
appreciate how the Transport for Ireland app stumbles over Irish place names
8:52 OMIGOD I LIVE THERE! I HAVE TAKEN THAT BUS!!
0:42 The amazing thing to me is that the graph is showing that it will dip below absolute zero. That's like saying you're going south of the south pole.
The fact lexi also plays my summer car makes this even better
YES FINALLY, another r/softwaregore Video with the Lexikitty
11:35 We have a barcode tag printer at work, network connected, for tagging tires. If the internet or internal network goes down, or we unplug the machine, it'll just spit out HEX all over the tags for about 10-15 tags worth. And there's nothing you can do to stop it. So if you were in the middle of a batch print, you'll have to reprint most of them. Sucks when you have 100+ tags(new inventory) to print out.
11:20 I love the thing is in all kinds of languages but it says "back to pogchamp"
i live in Nevada and was immediately like WHY DID YOU PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THAT "Nevoda" its NevAda!!! AHH
when i saw the calamity wiki i screamed "CALAMITY YOOO" and my cat sleeping beside me tried crawling into my mouth
0:22 There's no degree symbol. It's just the number 524 out.
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11:03 you’re telling me this highway is trans
every time i click on a software gore video i pray that it’s lexi narrating
ChatGPT does send that error when you don't interact with it for a while, had the same thing happen to me.
The entire planet becoming absolute zero is less nuclear winter and more the entire universe is fabric breaking down
Yay!! Another line from Hitchhikers Guide!!! I love that you know that fantabulous book!!
Evan: My photocopy is using Chatfart.
9:22 I’m not sure if this was needed to be said but Kahn academy is a website for math and my school uses it so the “Kahn academy might need to work on their math” makes it funnier
thank you lexi for the hitch hikers guide reference. BEST NARRATOR RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!! :3
Actually HWY in the middle of the sea is a perfectly normal phenomenon. In Europe we got inter-country highways leading through baltic see (via ferries), but still marked as such (for example E67 Via Baltica, which goes from Poland, through Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and from there via ferry to Finland).
2:28 Yeah... uh... don't use RTX Shaders in modded Minecraft. It do be like that.
1:30 we”re not even gonna mention this guy’s name?????? had me rollin for a solid sqrt(2) minutes
"That's an emote, thats not- never mind"
I agree
I once tried opening task manager because a program wasn't closing and it turns out that it's possible for task manager to not respond.
ME TOO i learned this the hard way
Ah, my favorite subreddit.