The rage is what feeds us Markimoo fans For it is the thing that makes us come back Alongside the screams, the squeals and the "ACK!"s Although some, when hearing rage, will wet their pants The torture, the horror, the puzzles, and high roads It's like Mark is going the way of the dodos But the one thing that makes him scream to death Is telling everyone to "F***ING GO LEFT!!!" I am bread I am dread I am your nightmares Now go to bed But then there's a satisfying "OOOHHH!!!" And us who feed on rage shall scream NOOOO And then Mark will sound like he needs some rest Oh wait there's a replay button _Ohhh yess..._ *Still can't believe I got 200 likes in about an hour*
Mark, list of things you said you were going to do/continue: -Pole dancing -One shot -Dream daddy -Crash bandicoot -Pineapple pizza -West of loathing My personal reminder: Little nightmare dlc
Damon Black Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Though I subbed cause I think he's hilarious. I subbed a few years back also. But I miss SCP Containment Breach.
My theatre teacher came up with the name for her book. "'Put that cinder block down!', 'Get your hands out of his armpits!', and other things you never thought you'd say as a teacher."
@@Danob469 I honestly don't remember writing this comment, haha! I'm still kinda struggling, but pushing through :-) I am feeling a lot more confident in myself since writing the original comment, so that's a good thing
Good thing about last word's is, that no one can ever put a copyright strike on them. Or maybe they can.. but what are they going to do about it, Mia Yuki, when the sayer is dead. Fun fact!
Okay, am I the only one who really wants to see Mark play Danganronpa? -Okay let's be real I just want to see him get attached to the characters and then cry- But seriously, it would be fun to see him play it.
This past summer, I started watching your channel all the time. And now I'm a freshman in college (which literally leaves me with zero time), so here i am on a beautiful Saturday morning regretting absolutely nothing
Rage:hey mark long time no see Mark:don't Rage I see your failing there huh ... Mark:don't let it set innn.... 😓 Rage *pokes* Mark:DON'T LET IT SET IN .... ARAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA Rage:that's the old mark i know Mark:FUBBERNUCK YOU!
I am trying so hard not to laugh in the middle of the night with all the sound effects you make, Mark. Dammit!!! I loved it it is so cute. How it died was cute. Keep playing this again, PLEASE??? Awesome job, Mark.
BluMarshmallow I'm fairly sure he did, he just knows better than to even utter words with "septic" in them. Shippers get triggered and start skewing their cringe.
....I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING.... RIGHT AT THE BIGINNING MARK SAYS I IMAGINE IT'S JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETE DEATH AND RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS DEATH THE DOCK THING FALLS XD XD
Mark I have an idea. Coryxkenshin made this challenge called the try not to edit challenge. I think it would be really fun to watch and it may put you through some awkward moments but hey look on the bright side you're still creating millions of smiles because even attempting to this and at least showing up, that's what makes you special. Like if you agree so Mark can see this comment.
Hi Markiplier! I just want to thank you for making these videos to entertain us and make us smile. You didn't have to do it, but you did, so thank you very much!
Dragonblade okay thank you, and I will check out superseizer and yes! Mark seems very happy with his job, and he loves and appreciates his fans unlike other youtubers.
Dragonblade cool! I'll check her out! Thank you for telling me about her! Also I just very much appreciate youtubers like him! Anyway have a blessed day!
man while this was years ago. i wish i had the money to go see him. hes one of my fav youtubers. if i ever need a laugh to feel better that day thsi is where i come. i live in kentucky so it sucks i really missed out but didnt have the money either way. keep up the amazing videos/work markiplier. ull always have my support man. u may hate raging but it makes my day when im down so thank you mark. wish there was a better word for thanks but if there is i do not know it.
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“Life is not the live that I did”
-famous last words
Spoken by the great Markimoo.
Mark: My eyes have never been this open in my entire existance!
Me: *looks up at face cam*
Mark: squinting.
He's half-asian (if I remember right) so he can do that xD
*half Korean
Lol not to be rude, sorry!😆
i saw that too
@@Iseelivepeople isn't Korea located somewhere in asia
@@dominicstewart2534 don't think so but I could be wrong
7:02 "Aah, I shouldn't have Gandhi!!"
-Mark Edward Fischbach, 2017
sebYB67 I
His middle name is Edward?
sebYB67 I screen shotted this so I didn't forget his full name XD
whos gandhi!? :)
p.s.s. santosh, Ghandi is a historical figure.
mark gets better at games the more he screams
You were the top comment on a markiplier video. Good job :)
He must be the super saiyan of video games then😅
Nothing compared to when he played "getting over it." Now that's pain and rage.
It’s the equivalence of pressing the remote button harder so it can work lol
Hes like an anime protag
You know what would be cruel? *If you had a limited amount of lives.*
*Memories of Super Pig return*
Evil Boobookin DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
*YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL*
I'd like to see that, but maybe as a different mode for people who like to torture themselves.😂
Evil Boobookin even worse, you have a limited amount, and they don't tell you that
I feel dumb for not noticing how many weird sounds mark makes while playing games
Eh, its what mark is known for.
The Samirah Show your also pretty deaf if you couldn't hear them too
How?? Lol
The Samirah Show its not like anyone doesn't do wierd noises while they play
Try writing the captions. You'll learn quick.
11:35 "My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence" - Markiplier 2017
Still doesn't beat "oh no, their heads are rolling to the back of their eyes."
Meagan Martin
After that.. AIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAI...
lol
As he's squinting.
“Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake”
"Life is not the live that I did" ~Markiplier 2017~ 9:47
"Bang and i'm dead" -Markiplier 2017
"Life is not the live that I did" -Markiplier 2017
Joshua Lee lmao
"Aef ueaath buh life ithaae aaahg" -Markiplier 2017
Rachna Krishnani Joshua lee is my other acc XD
What does that even mean!?XD
Draw something dunno what it means but it makes perfect sense.
9:12
Mark: Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake
Me: YA THINK?
The Dragon Queen987 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH WARFSTACHE
The Dragon Queen987 He said that when exactly when I read this. Why does this happen so often?
The Dragon Queen987 a
The Dragon Queen987 Wilford warfstache don't take no shit from nobody!
The Dragon Queen987 I
i laughed so hard when he said "because i dont look with my eyes i only look with my mouth because i talk about how great i am"
"AND IM GREAT!"
I'm not crying... I-I just have something in my targeting system!
AUTG yay
Mark: “Missed me hehehe ... douche.”
Eye: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
Underrated comment
The multiplayer had a septic Sam on it
dagamerguyofawesome it’s a sign
dagamerguyofawesome an jacksepticeye
dark wolf
His name is Septiceye Sam.
a jacksepticsign
What could this mean
"I used to be a gummy bear like you, until I took an urk the face."
Everything went downhill after that urk to the face...
Lord Aniolist s k y r I m
It's a skyrim reference
This comment
...
irks me
I'm sorry
Knee, not face.
The rage is what feeds us Markimoo fans
For it is the thing that makes us come back
Alongside the screams, the squeals and the "ACK!"s
Although some, when hearing rage, will wet their pants
The torture, the horror, the puzzles, and high roads
It's like Mark is going the way of the dodos
But the one thing that makes him scream to death
Is telling everyone to "F***ING GO LEFT!!!"
I am bread
I am dread
I am your nightmares
Now go to bed
But then there's a satisfying "OOOHHH!!!"
And us who feed on rage shall scream NOOOO
And then Mark will sound like he needs some rest
Oh wait there's a replay button
_Ohhh yess..._
*Still can't believe I got 200 likes in about an hour*
Da Dragon Durp I just noticed that the multiplayer has jack and his septic eye with him
Da Dragon Durp You got that right!
Da Dragon Durp We feed on rage... That sounds way not in context when you put it in that way...
Cringe.
MARK RAGETHON XD
Mark, list of things you said you were going to do/continue:
-Pole dancing
-One shot
-Dream daddy
-Crash bandicoot
-Pineapple pizza
-West of loathing
My personal reminder:
Little nightmare dlc
I am surprisingly desperate for another pole dancing video XD
He said he’ll do a pole dancing video when Tyler’s knee feels better.
You forgot SCP: Containment Breach......... the reason i subbed him a few years ago!!! -.-
Damon Black Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Though I subbed cause I think he's hilarious. I subbed a few years back also. But I miss SCP Containment Breach.
Mela Putri he didn't finish riddle transfer about a year ago and I'm still salty about it
The level of squeakage in this video... So much squeakage.
sebYB67 Squeakyplier
sebYB67
yes
HAHAHA
I feel like "The Rage" should replace Darkiplier.
I mean it's much more evil.
Sophie B but Rage would be 2× as evil if it partnered with Darkiplier
Rageiplier and Darkipler: The Most Evil Duo of All Time
August Burnett Imagine the skits
Famous Last Words: "Life is not the live that I did."
JamesyHerald I read that just as he said that
@Kate Winchester™ Haha #Nostradamus
My theatre teacher came up with the name for her book.
"'Put that cinder block down!', 'Get your hands out of his armpits!', and other things you never thought you'd say as a teacher."
I want to read that book
“Welcome to, I May Die” me every time I go to school..............
"Daaaaaaaah you didn't need to miss me, I missed myself."
That's a great line ^^
It's twenty past one in the morning but that ain't stopping me from watching Mark!
....twenty...one............pilots
Hello possible fellow Australian
Madeleine Ashdown SAME!!!!!!
Madeleine Ashdown it's 11:53 AM where I am
It's 11 where I am
"You didn't have to miss me! I missed myself!"
Markimoo, 2017
00:06 there's Sam..
And apparently Antisams everywhere...
u noticed that too
Aariz Khan haha yep
someone should count how many times markiplier said yee in this video
I even seen a jacksepticeye
he should play this with mark
like if u agree
. Aariz Khan iqeeoii
Someone needs to make a remix of "Oh, Oh, Oh!", "Yahhhh!!!", and all the other ways Mark expresses 'I'm dying!'
I find it funny that the eyes do "Contact" damage.
High class cancer here XD
Gryphonzwing they dont though...
The eye happened to fire when he touched it. The bear's hitbox is actually pretty big.
First eye contect xd
"Life is not the live that I did" ~ Markiplier, 2017
You made it to the Mun Jeb?
Calling my eyes targeting systems from now on
I was feeling really depressed today and I watched this video. it made me laugh and really brightened my day up. love you Mark 💗
🧢🧢🧢
Awww , how are you now ?
@@Danob469 I honestly don't remember writing this comment, haha! I'm still kinda struggling, but pushing through :-) I am feeling a lot more confident in myself since writing the original comment, so that's a good thing
@@oliverspencer3835 Hope you're doing a little better! Have a good day :)
"Life is not the live that I did"
It's official. These are going to be my last words.
Good thing about last word's is, that no one can ever put a copyright strike on them. Or maybe they can.. but what are they going to do about it, Mia Yuki, when the sayer is dead. Fun fact!
"I shouldn't be Ghandi."
-Markiplier 2017
11:33 someone make a remix of that
"My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence!"
wow mark wow is that a korean joke wow
Goku Black
XD
,,What is with you? Get some esehhehajsufhuidani eeee eee, the eye thing."
That's a very strange conclusion to be coming to so quickly.
He says with his eyes half closed...
Is he Korean?
The " don't you worry about blank let me worry about blank" is a reference to futurerama
Watching Mark laugh and watching Mark rage both manage to make me happy even though they're /exact opposites/
4 videos later....
Who killed Markiplier?
ToasterDraws Nice one, dude
Markiplier is in fact, dead. After the hiatus ended he was replaced by Mark Fischbach, who only does heavily edited vlogs.
lol
Crumppe XD
ershnuff no
10:00 Ahaahaha, skyrim reference. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
At least I ain't the only one...
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one.
Werewolf Lover Obvious Skyrim reference is obvious.
He was a Knife but then he took a knee to a nazi ... wait did I mess that up
I used to be you like an adventurer, then I took a knee in the arrow.
5:10 Steinlaw hand hand always has the shooty eye eye. Like every other boss in gaming history pulling shit from out of nowhere.
Mark: I imagine it's complete death (falls down the void)
Me: perfect timing
Okay, am I the only one who really wants to see Mark play Danganronpa?
-Okay let's be real I just want to see him get attached to the characters and then cry-
But seriously, it would be fun to see him play it.
i knew i wasnt the only one
How do u do that thing
Get a what? U want to mark to get a what? Will we ever know
heck yes
@ChickenInsane
-like this?-
I really appreciate the small notations added in the English subtitles. To whomever did those, thank you.
Mark: channeled warfstach that was my first mistake
me: whatched 10x on replay of the fail
the "why am I so greedy!?" had me laughing
Jacqueen 17 😂 LOL me too!!!!
Whenever the bear jumped on the spring, I couldn't hear anything but Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2
same
I was just about to make a comment about this, damn you past me!
This past summer, I started watching your channel all the time. And now I'm a freshman in college (which literally leaves me with zero time), so here i am on a beautiful Saturday morning regretting absolutely nothing
Rage:hey mark long time no see
Mark:don't
Rage I see your failing there huh ...
Mark:don't let it set innn.... 😓
Rage *pokes*
Mark:DON'T LET IT SET IN .... ARAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
Rage:that's the old mark i know
Mark:FUBBERNUCK YOU!
jimmyray44 *(fubbernuck)*
it's funny but sooo true
jimmyray44 that's mark lol
jimmyray44 your not funny
Derpy well, you aren't either, so it plays out!
"Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake". WHaaaaaaT? NOOOOoooooooo..........!!!!
I feel like Mark uploaded this as a reference to the who killed markiplier video
I thought the same thing! But are there any clues in this video?
I love this game! It does have a lot of rage, but a lot of cute awesomeness as well!
Also: 4:28 that comment about turning french to run away faster xD Had me laughing hard, sorry french people!
Robber: Any Last words mark?
Mark: life is not the life that I lived
Robbers pistol:PewPewPew
Yorkienife ok, but what if they're storm troopers. He would definitely live with their shooting 😂😂
I seriously read PewDiePie...
1:47 was the best rhyme i heard in my life 🙃💕
I like the logic that a box can destroy a saw like it is nothing but a missle doesn't dent it
Anyone notice that next to the Multiplayer section, there's an icon that looks like SamSepticeye?
Noemi Valdovinos ITS A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:45 I literally died with laughter
The icon on Multiplayer looks like Sam the Septic Eye!
Dynamaster ikr!!
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed 😂
Dynamaster I was just about to comment that
Dynamaster it DOES
it is. look in the shop, it has jacksepticeye references and Markiplier references.
The sounds and remarks Mark makes in rage games are hilarious! These need to be turned into a compilation.
17:39 he thought he was gonna get away 😂😂😂
I know XD that part was hilarious.
Tis just the joy of watching Mark play useless games but make them fun
Does anyone else remember slendytubbies 3?it fully came out mark played the demo 2 years ago please play the rest of the game
“My eyes have never been open wider in my entire existence”
*The Bite of 87*
'Just to make sure you get the ROYAL dickage treatment!'
Is that some sort of royal fucking I haven't heard about?
"I used to be a gummy bear like you, then I took an... URK!!" ohhh... i get it bc the urks are arrows... Its a skyrim reference...
Mark: AWW Shit I missed a coin, oh well gotta go back
Me:...
Yes.. I liked my own comment ;-;
Ima eat u .-.
omg, I've never laughed so much in my life! The little "oops I'm dead squeaks" were too much!
I love how you can take a quote from any of his videos and it's hilarious lol
Put some goop juice on it.
gOOP JUICE
-u0
"I may die"
Oh ok *clicks*
Captain Of The Lost Seas same lol
This commentary....golden. i laughed so hard.😂
6:29 800 words per minute
is that a septiceye on multiplayer menu ? 0:05
Looks like it
6:42 OOOaaUU XD
This was just so adorable, it's just sad that Mark didn't make more videos of this.
*"Life is not the live that I did."*
_Mark Fischbach, 2017_
The pattern of ball slicers ahha
This game looks so cool
I am trying so hard not to laugh in the middle of the night with all the sound effects you make, Mark. Dammit!!! I loved it it is so cute. How it died was cute. Keep playing this again, PLEASE??? Awesome job, Mark.
I keep pressing "J" really fast, so it sounds like he's saying "Help" and "Hell"
It's very entertaining to listen to...
OddMini you might want to see a psychiatrist
*I'm not crazy*
woooooow, HA HA HA VEEEEEERRRY FUNNY
Awww the little septic eye in multiplayer💚
im just glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that
6:41 IS THE SONG INSIDE MARK
The song played at the beginning of the game is *See what I've become* by Zack Hemsey
My mom came in my room at the time 9:44 on this video 😂
😂😂
XD How'd she react?
Xryeau _ she just walked out my room 😂
HE DIDNT SEE THE JACKSEPTICEYE ON MULTIPLAYER
BluMarshmallow I'm fairly sure he did, he just knows better than to even utter words with "septic" in them. Shippers get triggered and start skewing their cringe.
I saw that to he just did not see it (:
BluMarshmallow When?
He didn't saw Jack.... :(
WHEEEEEN
....I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING....
RIGHT AT THE BIGINNING MARK SAYS I IMAGINE IT'S JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETE DEATH AND RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS DEATH THE DOCK THING FALLS XD XD
honestly not that funny
13:35 No don't burn my butt.
Then it proceeds to burn his head. Lolz 😂
6:16 Funny how we don't even get to see the picture of the smear
"Life is not the live that I did."
--Mark Fishbach, 2017
" this is how a mans do it!"
*screams head off*
yes yes so brave
Mark I have an idea. Coryxkenshin made this challenge called the try not to edit challenge. I think it would be really fun to watch and it may put you through some awkward moments but hey look on the bright side you're still creating millions of smiles because even attempting to this and at least showing up, that's what makes you special.
Like if you agree so Mark can see this comment.
if someone agreed, say aye. AYE!
thats called a livestream
basically just a glorified live stream but more stupid cause Cory
JUDDJAM 21 That was my first thought too.
I have always wanted him to do that!!!!!!
Right...OK...
*I AM GONNA DIE!*
Sorry. I had to.
Dynamaster BRING IT BACK
0:07 OMG that looks like sam! (jacksepticeyes logo) in the mutliplayer section
Ola Michalowska what if it IS
Markiplier how would you like to perform at a military base in Germany in the future?
I love the death sound effect.
6:43 DED 😂😂
Destiny Ledesma 😆😂
It's like the Mario maker rage compilation all over again😂
Mark: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zazzyspamjam?
lol
he walks alone
Hi Markiplier! I just want to thank you for making these videos to entertain us and make us smile. You didn't have to do it, but you did, so thank you very much!
Dragonblade okay thank you, and I will check out superseizer and yes! Mark seems very happy with his job, and he loves and appreciates his fans unlike other youtubers.
Erin Birdsell another set of true words from you! And I really think you're gonna like her. She's kind of like Mark. Or reminds me of him.
Dragonblade cool! I'll check her out! Thank you for telling me about her! Also I just very much appreciate youtubers like him! Anyway have a blessed day!
Erin Birdsell you too have a great day!
Dragonblade thank you.
I legit just nearly cried of trying not to laugh really loud in front of my family
man while this was years ago. i wish i had the money to go see him. hes one of my fav youtubers. if i ever need a laugh to feel better that day thsi is where i come. i live in kentucky so it sucks i really missed out but didnt have the money either way. keep up the amazing videos/work markiplier. ull always have my support man. u may hate raging but it makes my day when im down so thank you mark. wish there was a better word for thanks but if there is i do not know it.
I'm early! Must make a joke!
Did you know that Moses was the first person to ever use Control+C as a shortcut?
Charged Ruby Lol!
Lol
The more you know!
Charged Ruby
Don't get it... Could you explain?
Tóri Bárðarson a bible joke