Bob: "Wade, what you did was brilliant and also amazing" Mark: "You can't be both brilliant and ama- *oh, you're making a bald joke.* You are correct."
@@Anna-fc5pk Exactly! Of course they COULD theoretically play on teams, but it's funnier to *pretend* to be teamed with an AI. Actually being teamed with an AI would be infuriating.
I love how the first time Mark said it calmly, and on that flipped side Mark started screaming with epic music in the background, so things got a lot more intense)
Who came after the live 👇👇👇 Just came from marks live and he really is genuine , he said his viewers should support other channels I ask that you guys please support mine . Let's make a dream reality
This is nothing. In his Friday the13th videos on his channel, he gets betrayed and screwed by everyone all of the time to the point where ppl in the comments started complaining about it not being funny anymore.
Watching these 3 together play a lot has made me realize some things Mark has the best screams. Bob has the best laughs. Wade has the best "dying" sounds.
Wade is always gonna keep hurting himself Dislocated his hand trying to do jazz hands Breaks his nose doing an Elmo impression Sneezed so hard his arm went numb Now he was so excited he had a stroke
Mark, being the youngest child: Cats always tell the truth. Bob, being the oldest child: no, cats always land on their feet. Wade, being the middle child: yeah, it's elephants that never forgets. Mark, suddenly evolving into the drunk father: eLepHanTs aLwAyS LaND oN tHiEr fEeT.
7:17 Its true, take it from someone who's cat had kittens that were put in a barn to keep them safe from coyotes- a barn we also used as storage. If there are cats and there are typewriters you get crap-covered typewriters after a while.... and everything else too. lol
There's alot of Audio clips in this that one could use to make Mark seem like the worst person ever... "Betrayal is in my Blood" "Suffer my Wrath" "I'll betray you and not even think about it beforehand" I hope someone is doing an animated of that... Evil King Mark ruling the UnoVerse... man I wish I could draw
@@Vulc4nium yes thank you I found it a while ago I just had to do some reverse research, the audio clips are from the fifth episode of raft from markiplier at 14:15
Wade: I’m still trying to recover from the plus five from my team mate Me: **trying to recover from watching smile smile music video for the first time**
Bob: cats always land on their feet Mark: No, Elephants always land on their feet Also Mark: And 2 cats in a bush are worth 3 in a barrel. Me: yes. 👁👄👁
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The consistency here is that Wade will always be made fun of no matter if a truce is made in the beginning
Ok😧😧😧
🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, he leaves himself open to it quite easily... XD
Falkuey_ Artster 😂😂😂
I think he said he doesn't actually take it personally
Mark: "I'm now best friends with Wade!"
Mark 2 minutes later: *ends Wade with +5*
GO AWAY BOTTT
(The first reply)
Oh hello Peec !
The funniest part is that wade would have won if mark played the flip
With friends like Mark, who needs enemies?
Yes, I watched the video too. But enjoy your 30 seconds of feeling important for copying the video.
I like to imagine that right before the outro music, Lixian was just like 'okay I'll let him have his last "my wrath" before I cut it off'
*MY WRATH!*
**Crazy La Paint plays**
@@megarayquaza9054 ????
@@megarayquaza9054 thank you for saying the name so I can add it to my playlist 😊
No dip, I actually thought you were talking about Wade lmao
Mark: *Wins*
Mark: MY win
Archie: *Wins*
Mark: OUR win
its official, mark's communist
That's how teamwork works.
Archie: *loses*
Mark: I mean I was a contender
That's the plan
Communism 100
Mark: Friendship with Bob ended. Wade and I are now best friends
10 seconds later: *Supports Bob in insulting Wade*
Bob: "Wade, what you did was brilliant and also amazing"
Mark: "You can't be both brilliant and ama- *oh, you're making a bald joke.* You are correct."
Yeah that's like
that's like the whole joke
Insulting Wade is a constant, no matter what the teams.
Wade : "I know Mark's got my back. If there's one thing I can dep-"
Mark : *plays a +5*
Wade : ".........."
Oh really? i didn't see that video!
I love how they could actually play teams but instead they’re just acting like they’re on teams
The original time they played uno they played teams too.
Well it’s only fun when there’s four people… if there’s three someones stuck with an AI
@@Anna-fc5pk Exactly! Of course they COULD theoretically play on teams, but it's funnier to *pretend* to be teamed with an AI. Actually being teamed with an AI would be infuriating.
Behold, an Engineer and two Lawyers
@@nomoretwitterhandles bring back jack for teams lol
Best Anime betrayal
Wade: "I know Mark's got my back"
Mark: **drops a +5 on Wade**
They could've won the game right there as well
Rita *wtf*
*You fell for it you fool!*
*Thunder cross split attack!*
Rita is fake
Wade’s mind: But I... I though.. *crys* YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT AN END THE BOB-ARCHIE, NOT JOIN THEM!!!
"I'm just not gonna touch that one."
"You already did, and that's why you're mad!"
I swear, Bob has the best comebacks ever! 🤣
Imagine him roasting ppl in the court room lol
I could listen to Bob's comebacks all day
@@FidgetingMidget Omg, that would be so funny!
There needs to be a compilation vid of Bob roasting people
Well, he is a lawyer after all
I feel like there should be a "Wade being betrayed" list but it's probably as long as a lifespan.
Specifically Wade's lifespan, which is significantly shorter on account of that time he drowned.
I mean his entire lifespan is that so
Edit: I had a dyslexic moment and read that entirely wrong
we need wade betrayed music
Stolen comment
@@DolusVulpes huh?
"I'll stab anyone in the back, and I won't even think about it. It'll be instinctual."
Warfstache?
Crazed Butt-Stabber?
It was Mark, all along!
"It was ME the whole time!"
"That was my joke!"
He's also the crazed cow killer.
Gameplay therapy 😉📍
Mark!? The Crazed Butt-Stabber?! IT WAS HIM!
You psychopath
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Wade: Mark is the only thing i can depen.....
Mark: +5
Wade: betrayal
I laughed so bad when that happened
Even when he could’ve just ended the game here and there
Mark: "SUFFER MY WRATH!!"
Narrator: "And then they suffered his wrath."
"MY WRATH!!" *hard cut*
I love how the first time Mark said it calmly, and on that flipped side Mark started screaming with epic music in the background, so things got a lot more intense)
Wade: I know Mark’s got my back
Mark: **CAN’T RESIST THE BACKSTAB**
😂😂crazed back stabber
Gameplay Therapy
Pretty sure you’re talking about the infamous serial killer; The _Crazed Butt Stabber_
He's all them combined 😂
A hunter main?
Who came after the live 👇👇👇
Just came from marks live and he really is genuine , he said his viewers should support other channels I ask that you guys please support mine . Let's make a dream reality
Bob: "What are you, some kind of sociopath??"
Mark: "YES."
Yes, I agree
Aw, me too man
This is f*cking Barbara's fault
But man thank God he isn't a masochist
YES I AM
High functioning sociopath, with you number :).
Ten points to anyone who gets that reference
**Darkiplier joined the chat**
Been three years and I’m STILL upset ab this betrayal
Can’t blame ya.
😅😅😅
Never forget
blud holds a grudge
No way you’ve returned :0
"I know I can depend on you, Mark!"
Narrator: *He could not, in fact, depend on Mark.*
What time stamp?
kaguya sama
I read this in Morgan Freeman voice lol
Midnyght Ryder lol!
Anyone else hearing the narrator from Ted? Just me? K cool :(
I feel like there should be a “Wade being betrayed” list but it’s probably as long as the Nile river
Might as well just watch all the Uno videos lol
Lol
@The_Pandaren_boi yeah
This is nothing. In his Friday the13th videos on his channel, he gets betrayed and screwed by everyone all of the time to the point where ppl in the comments started complaining about it not being funny anymore.
Wade betrayal list from the Nile.
Watching these 3 together play a lot has made me realize some things
Mark has the best screams.
Bob has the best laughs.
Wade has the best "dying" sounds.
Wade is always gonna keep hurting himself
Dislocated his hand trying to do jazz hands
Breaks his nose doing an Elmo impression
Sneezed so hard his arm went numb
Now he was so excited he had a stroke
@jamie urine I think it's the first 7-days-to-die but always blood moon. It's just Mark and Wade.
Except the first three actually happened and the last one was a joke. Kind of an important difference considering how serious it would be if he did?
XD
Ah yes, SEEX. Good scam.
Wait what???
Wade: I know marks got my back-
Mark: gives wade +5
*top ten anime betrayals*
Wade wanted more cars for his back, right?
If Mark had played the flip, Wade would've won. Was definitely a betrayal.
Lol friendship cancelled 😂
Gameplay therapy 📍
I-I don’t know if I can forgive you Mark
Lol
I can't believe he threw you off your rhythm....
Are you a time traveller?
@Angel Mercado-Felix yes, yes I did
@@archie305 noice
Mark, being the youngest child: Cats always tell the truth.
Bob, being the oldest child: no, cats always land on their feet.
Wade, being the middle child: yeah, it's elephants that never forgets.
Mark, suddenly evolving into the drunk father: eLepHanTs aLwAyS LaND oN tHiEr fEeT.
I'm dying
Two cats in a bush is worth three in a barrel
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 and 1 in a tree is equal to both-
Archie, the Smart one: **Confusion**
@@Matt-on3dq and one in a car is equal to 16 cats in a bush
Mark: Feel my WRATH
Me, not part of the game: man I feel so wrath’d
Wrath'd looks like a useful word
Wrath'd Is not a word.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 r/whoosh
16:18
Mark: I have 5 three's.
Me: I am a man with 5 ovens!
O V E N S
wow, you have 5 ovens too?
good soup✨👌🍜
Mark: it’s not my fault I have so many friends
Bob: wait I only have 2 friends
Wade: you guys have friends?
😂😂😂 Uno will ruin it
Gameplay therapy 📍 ♥️
Mark: "I am a man who owns five 3's!"
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS.
I get this reference!
I was a girl who owned 5 blues in roblox uno xd
I aM a MaN wHO OwNS *FIVE* OveNS
i am a man who owns three 5's!
2:12 Mark: I wouldn’t do it
Also Mark literally 5 seconds later: Proceeds to do it
"I threw him off his rhythm"
*street smarts*
😏 I see a fellow person of culture
He used the Bittenbinder method
I am a TIGER MOM!
you want it? GO AND GET IT!
advanced humor
“WADE AND I ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS”
*bob: *sad noises**
Mark is friends with like everyone
lol
Violet Visionz so true-
@@violetvisionz7330 is he friends with me?
Ravagr YT 😂
Bob: "Wrath him!"
Mark: *"Perish."*
Moral: Archie is a great teammate, except when he isn't.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
@@averagecat4220
Together we can stop this.
people die if they killed
Congratulations, you just perfectly described a cat
Moral: Mark is the best Backstabber, even when he didn’t mean to
Everyone in the comments talking about the evil comment bots, when we all know the real bot villian is barbara
Speaking out the truths of the ancients
She's done nothing wrong, bob's bein over dramatic
She makes a billion bot comments just to spite Wade
FACKIN BARBARA. WHO PICKS ON WADE XD
this is f**king barbara’s fault
Not even a second into the video:
**sex jokes intensifies**
Mark: I'm doing this for you Archie! *picks purple*
Archie: *No purple card insight* ...
*talking* *about* *the* *tiktok* *audio*
“Why is that a thing”
We really wish we knew Wade but we just don’t we just did it..
i think that trend started with rose and ed from 90 day fiancé lmao
@@mila5985 wait really i thought it started with the star wars one
tee koike i honestly have no idea cause i don’t have tiktok lmao
It sounds like the Tumblr of video services, but even less funny inside jokes
@@souleaterevans4589 So iFunny. But video only.
2:18 I WAS SCREAMING AT MARK CAUSE HE COULDA PLACES THE FLIP SIDES AND THEY WOULDVE WON 😭😂
I love that there’s a game mode where you can have a teammate but they still choose to play 4 player anyways
Well Mark cant seem to stay on any team very long so
I don't imagine whoever ended up with the ai would be very happy about it
@@Pancakeli what you talking about ? the a.i. is sometimes the best player in this videos
@@Pancakeli in some of the earlier Uno videos, what you just said both did and didn't actually happen lol.
Wade: shows them the audio
Me: oh god their becoming self aware
They're*
I'm sorry
self...self aware?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882
*y e s*
I feel like that Tiktok is just mean. I mean come'on why's Wade always the victim in situations like these...?
@@sacredgamer420are you part of the Distractible subreddit by chance?
2:20 I love how Mark could have picked any option besides that plus 5 and Wade might have won.
Instead he picked the funnier option. Respectable.
Me: Sees the title
**lazy town flashbacks intensify**
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
*yes*
Mark, Bob and Wade: *Having Fun*
Me: "I miss Barbara..."
GoD DaMiT BaRbArA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wade doesn't.
11:53 "i threw him off his rhythm"
dt j j bittenbinder would be proud
Ah, a person of culture
STREET SMARTS
Wade: at least i know mark's got my back, if theres one thing i can dep-
Mark's +5: *im about to end this mans whole career*
When you are early and there are no funny jokes:
"The Problem with being Faster than Light is that you can only live in Darkness."
Ok that was a good one.
Are you a bot no offence there’s a very similar one by a bot
🤔 true
@@benavery58 It is a famous meme. I have seen it several times in different comment sections.
Now this, is funny
10:27 is just my new favorite random bob noise
11:54 John Mulaney voice: NOW I’VE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RYTHM.
*STREET SMARTS*
*_STREET SMARTS!_*
@Student Zachary Maldonado That would be throwing off his groove though
...I think they're turning left?...
"Friendship with Muyskerm ended, I'm friends with Wade now"
**immediately sides up with Bob to roast Wade**
6:57 Mark:"Cats always tell the truth" Bob: "No, cats always land on their feet" Cats can only do one thing always, apparently :P
I love the fact that every multiplayer game they play always has someone who gets bullied by the other two
E
@@canthispotatoget10ksubs97 F
"SUFFER MY WRATH!" that should've been the title of this video
Dude when when he said that for a plus 5 scared the shit outa me
7:17 Its true, take it from someone who's cat had kittens that were put in a barn to keep them safe from coyotes- a barn we also used as storage. If there are cats and there are typewriters you get crap-covered typewriters after a while.... and everything else too. lol
Me: *Just finished the previous UNO video*
Mark: "Here, have another one."
Me: The gods have spoken!!!
Drakonus: The gods have spoken!!!
Me: what's so good about this?
Who even asked
The Marshmallow: Who even asked
Me: Nobody
Amen
"An elephant always lands on its feet"
- Mark F.
Words of wisdom my friends.
well they cant jump so...technicly they always land on their feet......or they never do
24:57 The defeat in Bob's voice kills me every time
Wade: I know Mark's got my back, if there's one thing I can dep...
Mark: +5 intensifies
The four players lived in peace then everything changed when the Markiplier attacked.
To be real here there was never any peace
Mark- fire nation
Felix- air nomads
Seán- earth kingdom
Ethan- water tribe
Mark: “No teams anymore.”
TH-cam ad: “Let’s meet your team.”
It's when the elephant lands on _your_ feet that the problems start.
You sure it's not when an elephant lands on your "remembers"?
Wade talking about how mark will never betray him
Mark:*Plays +5*
Wade: 👁👄👁
:O I see you everywhere my friend 😂
There's alot of Audio clips in this that one could use to make Mark seem like the worst person ever...
"Betrayal is in my Blood"
"Suffer my Wrath"
"I'll betray you and not even think about it beforehand"
I hope someone is doing an animated of that... Evil King Mark ruling the UnoVerse... man I wish I could draw
"Betrayal is in my blood."
Should've gussed
when you are so early all you see are "dont lie whos been a fan of mark since 1945"
K S.A.V. Ok that was a good one 😂
When your early for Unus Annus it’s like: “don’t lie who has bean a fan of Unus Annus for 5 years”
Ni
11:41 Every cartoon villain after the hero falls purposely in their obvious trap out of pity.
11:54 "I threw him off his rhythm"
**JJ BITTENBINDER INTENSES**
*STREET SMARTS*
IT'S TIME FOR STREET SMARTS WITH DETECTIVE J.J BITTENBINDER, SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Me: on twitter siping my coffee and reading all the tea on there
Marks: post video
Me: reads title, *coffee goes everywhere*
Is it...
Jacksepticeye top of the morning coffee?
“There’s a tiktok thing with us...” *immediately knows what he’s talking about*
Which video is it?
@@alexarmesto8844 its in this video at 19:05
@@Vulc4nium yes thank you I found it a while ago I just had to do some reverse research, the audio clips are from the fifth episode of raft from markiplier at 14:15
@@alexarmesto8844 oh ok i thought it was when markiplier played sea of thieves
The origins of bobs tiktok addiction
Moral of today's video :
Betrayal is *always* in Mark's blood
*See Who Killed Markiplier Part 1-4
Of course, have you seen his trouble video?
@Dr.Pepper
You are SCP FAN?
You are an Scp foundation fan?
16:38
Wade: It's not the best choice
Me: It's Spacer's Choice
YES THANK YOU!
Yes! Someone else caught that
Glad I wasnt the only one to think it
Mark: betrayal is in my blood
Me:*gets flashbacks to who killed markipler*
AHHHHHHH
“Friendship with muyskerm ended! Me and wade are now best friends”😂
Lol then “friendship with Lordminion777 ended! Me and Archie are now friends”
Me: about to fall asleep
Markiplier: I wouldn’t do that yet
*nO dRiFtInG oFf JuSt YeT.*
Its 12:40 am
Wassup
Melanie Perrier it’s 10:00 am, na west
shut up scammer bot
10:21 This made me laugh so freaking hard idk why 😂
"They might've been down my pants" is the best response to anything ever
"This is not gonna last."
"It lasts!"
The new "heart of the cards."
25:46 because this was the funniest part to me and I need it 😂
You: **Is early**
Me: *_You know the rules and, so do I_*
....
😂
Thank you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A full commitment
Wade: I’m still trying to recover from the plus five from my team mate
Me: **trying to recover from watching smile smile music video for the first time**
This comment gave me PTSD flashbacks.
Now I wanna watch it
15:40 WADE USED A WILD CARD TO FINISH, THUS NEGATING THE WIN IN GENTLEMEN'S TERMS.
My therapist: Wark is not real it can’t hurt you
Wark:
Ik these meme is overused but screw it
I'm an egg Creature Calm ur ass checks
Wark is definitely real
Vox Populi tbh i agree, I just wanted to see how many likes it would get lmao. And what’s with all the bots damn
2:20 is the moment I laugh out loud despite my best attempts at staying quiet
24:50 makes me laugh so much I’ve watched it so many times 😂
This reminds me of that time when they were switching teams because of Barbara
14:51 Mark: “I have a plan”
Yes so did Dutch from Red dead redemption 2 and look where that got him
I was trying to find this comment 😂😂
*_"TAHITI!"_*
The plan to lose Indonesia
I have literally watched all the UNO series at least 5 times each episode, awesome how it's never boring
14:49 Dutch every time in Read Dead 2
Mark: Dutch
Bob: Arthur
When you’re so early that all the comments are just bots.
Wow original and fun
when you're so early that all the comments are unoriginal and unfunny
Bots? I see, you’re a bot too aren’t you?
Mark: I have a plan
Me: SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT MONEH AND TURMOIL
I like how when mark +5'd his teammate wade, he could of possibly made him win by using the realm swap card....
Me: comes early and goes to comments*
Comment section : DoNt LiE WhOS BeeN a FaN of MarkipLiEr BeFore 2020
@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Ironic
.
Also in comments section:
FIrSt
TwEnty fOrth
IM seCoNd
I'm your 69th like , *nice*
Or the replies that are like:
Haha! Great comment!
Btw also need some subs💖🤭😃
9:13 HE PULLED AN ETHAN, HE PULLED AN ETHAN
0:28 I can't breathe! That entire segment! Well done, Bob!!
I-
I got this notification
Clicked on it
And got another notification of the same video- as i was watching it
*confusion*
16:20 "I am a man....with FIIIIIVE threes!"
Bob: cats always land on their feet
Mark: No, Elephants always land on their feet
Also Mark: And 2 cats in a bush are worth 3 in a barrel.
Me: yes. 👁👄👁
16:01
Mark: I am a man with five 3s
Mark: Wade, you lost friends...
Wade: ...
Mark: I hate you
Wade: I had Friends?!?
Mark: "Wade and i are now best friends"
Ethan: **sad unus noises**
Lol
That was hilarious! The little " my wrath!" At the end had me in tears.
Mark: "I have a plan."
Dutch Van der Linde: *Happy noises*
Mark: Aughagaghg, my hands werent on the keyboard they might've been down my pants.
Also Mark's face: 5:42
And the fact that he looks down
i ever wonder if amy watches this and thinks he is bisexual.