Everything Wrong With Eragon In 14 Minutes Or Less
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- Ooph. Just... don't ever watch this movie. Use that 2 hours for something you will enjoy and remember and not want to kill with fire.
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Love how in the book the dragons are specifically stated to have scales at least once every chapter, and they decided to give them feathers.
I love how Ayra is meant to be an elf and Orik a dwarf yet neither species is even mentioned.
Joey Shears, true
They do have scales you peasant
Saphira is even called Brightscales for fucks sake. 😑
Ikr and the books are so much better than this film
Sadly, in order to understand this movie, you have to read the book first, but if you read the book first then you realize that the movie is a good nominee for the worst movie in existence
Exactly!
Nominee? What else could compete???
Richard Mickelson percy jackson
@@richardmickelson6026 avatar the last airbender the movie.
Dragonball evolutions (And I agree, also 'the last airbender' movie- series was good. movie was ugh....so hard to even watch.)
The Razac, the 3rd most formidable enemy’s in the land, almost impossible to kill as even the elves struggled to wipe out their race, die in the first 20mins of the movie where it takes Eragon and Roran 3 books to kill. This movie is blasphemy.
Reuben Smith FINALLY someone points this out
The movie just failed at everything an adaptation is. To say that it was inspired by the books is blasphemy. I mean, none of us hate when there are adjustments being made to make books into movies. But this? I adored these books as much as Tolkins work and this movie didn't even come close to them. Without the name, it wouldn't even be remembered - that's how atrocious it is.
@@Arcaryon I would totally get it if they rework Yazoack and some other small cost cuts (like maybe dreams or some parts with Angela).
@@akmayernick3722 I mean, it was written by a 15 year old and I read it as a very young teenager, like starting from 12-16 but so of course that shows but as I said... Just bad. So bad.
Yes, ra'zac die too fast, but they look cool!
wouldve been easier to make a "what isnt wrong with the Eragon movie." ill start, saphira was blue.
Start? You ended it too
@@thomaschadwick7544 Good lord, that's too accurate
He started as a farm boy who hunted deer, Durza's hair and eyes are red, Galbatorix has a beard...there's four (I will PayPal to see a fifth that isn't a stretch like these ones are)
Eragon's uncle died when he was supposed to....unlike Brom.
@@navyez30r17 i got another, Murtagh (?) had the scar on his back
Percy Jackson fan: The Percy Jackson movies are the worst book adaptations ever.
Eragon Fan: Hold my beer.
As an avid PJO fan, i fully agree with this statement xD
I think the percy jackson movies are still somehow worse.
Shall we say they're quality atrocious and be done?
So true
Thomas Kenny From an adaptation standpoint I might agree with you, as the HTTYD movies have even less in common with their source material than either the Percy Jackson or Eragon movies (which is a monumental feat in and of itself). However, HTTYD is at least a solid movie, while the others are absolute garbage.
You know, I used to like this movie when I was around 7... I read the books, rewatched it and I have never been so disappointed by a movie in my entire life, it's a two-year-old's finger painting compared to the books. This sins vid had me rolling from start to finish, nicely done as always.
Star Gazer i remember seeing it as a kid too and the fucking cliffhanger is brutal lmao
The books are... ALRIGHT...
not fantastic, but... alright.
@@tnecniw still his comparison holds up
You know I went through the same thing, but at this point its been long enough they could re do it with a better story. That would be amazing
Star Gazer same thing happened to me with Percy Jackson.
I saw this movie when I was a kid and LOVED it,so I HAD to read the books,which only Eragon and Eldest were out at the time. I read the books and ABSOLUTELY loved them, and once I'd finally read all four I decided to rewatch the movie as a kind of nostalgia party...
THIS MOVIE CAN BURN IN HELL.
So accurate i watched movie first..why
We are the same....
This was once my favorite movie, so I read the books.
It quickly became my most hated movie.
I can't ducking watch this. I must now reread the books to cleanse myself.
I'm about to start Brisingr. What a trip. I like to reread sagas after a few years. And it's the first time I do it with the inheritance cycle. And i'm enjoying every second. What a beautiful story. So das that this adaptation tinted the entire franchise in a way
I've read the series three times, and now I'll have to read it again. It's ok tho, I'm used to reading the same series over and over again. (I read lord of the rings three times in a row, no other books in between)
True.
got all 4 books and istg half way through the video i had to turn it off and start reading them again
I want to reread the books again I barrowed em originally from my sister.
If you've read the books this entire move is just one big sin and honestly I just want someone to make a good Eragon TV show at this point.
But not a never ending one that overstay it's welcome and is eventually rushed to come to a finish. Just a good high quality series, one season for a book or less.
Arcaryon just follow the books entirely and don’t skip anything and however many episodes that take so be it
@@tehCostHD man i would even donate money to see that series. I would like to cry again to all the sad things that happend in the books. Man I should read them again 😂😂
Michal Krč me too man... me too
Ye,s how much would that cost and how do I fund it?
Eragon is blonde
Arya is blonde
Saphira has feathers
*1000000 SINS*
Also Arya, THE ELF, doesn't have pointy ears. _sin counter breaks_
Yeah she has black hair in the books and there’s a passage that says eragon notes she has pointy ears
she's sort of a reptile, so were dinosaurs, and some dinosaurs had feathers. actually makes sense.
Baret not all dinosaurs have feathers no reptile alive today has feathers, and in the books it describes her with leathery membranes and scales
Arya also has no pointed ears. How does one screw that shit up?
Possibly the most depressing book/movie adaptation I've ever had the heartbreak to see, just glad they didn't make anymore movies to finish the story after this one flopped. The books were incredible, read them at least 3 times from start to finish
"the Nazgul called and the witch king wants a word, bitches" best line
*"I'd take points off if they cracked this egg open and found a good movie inside!"*
Good Lord, the savagery.
You must be new to this channel 😆
*egg hatches and the LEGO movie falls out*
Nice
@@Gallowaves , aha
In the book, Eragon riding Saphira bare back almost skinned him alive.
They made a very big deal about that in the book and it’s pretty much just looked over in the movie
@@devinaschenbrenner2683 They made a big deal out of how long Eragon had Saphira before Brom finds out...
I was just thinking about that lol. They made something for him for protection if I remember correctly. It's been like 11 years since I read it.
It skinned his thighs
I never read the book but I love this movie so much that I watch it over and over again.
I love how if this movie had any respect for the lore and story of the books, the majority of this movies sins would not exist.
If this movie had any respect for the source material, it would not be a bad movie.
Literally all they had to do was follow the script the books gave and it would have been fine...
Even as a bad normal movie, it would have been a good enough fan movie that way.
Exactly. He clearly hasn't read the books coz he asks some dumb but funny questions
@siraj-jr, CinemaSins believes that when reviewing movies based on the books, the books don’t matter and the film must stand entirely on their own so that one doesn’t need to read the book to understand what happens.
As soon as they killed the Ra'Zak I was like:
"Welp; you RUINED any chance of a sequel. There being two was EXTREMELY critical."
It honestly felt like the director read spark notes for the book and used those to make the movie.
OMG so true
Its like they used AI which had read a few pages
Nope....They ruined it right at The point when apperently dragons and Riders could talk From infinite reaches...this already Linda ruined alot of The pilot of The latter movies and The addition of The "heart of hearts" in to The series.
Also...
Movie
"When The Dragon does The Riders Will survive
But when The Riders dies...so does The Dragon"
Book
"When one of The two die usually the other dies as well (from self inflicted wounds Mind you! Just yelling. iqnore this lol) From grief but both can survive from this fate and continue to serve..."
Jeremy's genuine, unfiltered laughter at 10:10 is the best part of this video, hands down.
Turn on the subtitles and watch @ 10:17.
It really is
yea and its the only funny thing hes done on this shit ass channel he reads out 'sins' he says and half of them arnt even fucking sins
@@sirvolk1685 You're the 5,268,943rd person I've seen say "half of them/these aren't sins."
@@sirvolk1685 GOOD FUCKING JOB, YOU GOT THE JOKE.
This movie was the first time I watched a movie then read the book afterwards. I had kind of liked the movie as a kid, but after reading the book I couldn't ever look at the movie the same again XD
Right? I'm in the same boat. My mother bought me the movie way back in the day because she knew I liked high fantasy and saw a dragon on the cover art lol. This drew me to the books, which I have read several times in my life and which I have come to cherish. The Inheritance Cycle is one of my favourite literary works, and to see it so poorly represented in cinema... They should have waited until the rest of the saga was written and given it a more competent director with a bigger budget. It could have been amazing. Of course, in this period of remakes, bigger budgets, better technology, a shameless corporate willingness to do anything for big bucks, and prevalent criticism of cinema, there is always the chance we'll get an Eragon film franchise which does the books justice -- especially since Paolini is now working on another story set in Alagaesia. I won't get my hopes up, though.
I enjoyed the books when I was little. But you have to admit they were pretty bad though
@@xzelda79 No, we don't. I don't think they're bad at all. I enjoyed them then and I enjoy them now. Of course, ultimately it's entirely subjective. If you think they're bad books, they're bad books. If you think they're good books, they're good books. The enjoyment of art -- or the lack thereof -- is entirely in the eye of the beholder. That's probably why people never run out of reasons to argue about it lol. If you wanted to establish a benchmark and then objectively argue its merits and issues Cinema Sins style, I'd be all for it. I won't let my appreciation for something stand in the way of recognizing its faults. Still, to entirely dismiss them as "pretty bad"... I admit, that's a bit discouraging. I feel like you just called my childhood pet ugly. I am curious to hear _why_ you think that, if you're willing.
@@SauceMeGud they are pretty bad.
@@FILIP17PL I respect your opinion, though I disagree. Again, though: why? Why do you think they're bad? If you'd prefer that I outline why I think they're good first, I am willing, but then I'd like to hear your rebuttal.
Movie: gives exposition
Cinema sins: expositional sin!
Also movie: doesn’t give exposition
Cinema sins: explain yourself!
basically the wrong things were expositioned ...
When more than half is just sitting and explaining stuff when some of it can just be shown then there's issues
Every time he said the magic word I heard Sheldon yelling "Bazinga"
The movie that made every Eragon fan cry
True.
Yup
I watched it for new years, my new year's resolution was to never watch it again...
I didn’t cry because I was overcome by an unyielding rage greater than that which struck me years later from the cinematic abortion that was The Last Air Bender
also made me order the parts of a thermite lance, buy the dvd, and then destroy 5000$ of stereo and digital with the thermite lance
When I was in boarding school, my good friend entered a Montana writing competition and won a dinner date with Christopher Paolini.
After politely chatting about both their circumstances for a few minutes, my friend could not help but ask Paolini for his thoughts on the movie adaptation.
Long story short, Paolini despised the film as much as any other sane fan of the series.
I specifically remember he claimed Paolini was most disappointed with the Urgals being portrayed as juggalos minus the clown makeup.
((Bonus fun fact my friend learned on the dinner date: Paolini straight up eats plain butter as an appetizer. To heavily paraphrase the Paolini's stance on the expectation of eating your butter on bread (it's been a few years), "Early in my adolescence, I had it figured out that bread was nothing more than a vessel for butter, an unnecessary component, and I've never looked back".))
w h a t
That's the complete opposite of what I heard AND read, that Paolini enjoyed the movie.
c o m e a g a i n n i b b a
@@EndlessSummer888 You should check his Reddit account then: u/CristopherPaolini. Awesome guy btw
@@EndlessSummer888 I recently went to a book signing of his. He basically went "yeah, it's bad." And said that though he hasn't heard any interest in making a reboot, he'd definitely want more control over creative decisions
This Movie is so wrong in so many ways, the books were so good...
"we're not talking godzilla in manhattan levels, but still" LOL!
His laugh literally added 50 yrs onto my life
This comment is underrated.
I come back to this video every now and then just for that laugh ahahah
10:11 best laugh ever
I just discovered this video and I can't believe I've missed it until now.
It's such a change from his usual, kinda forced "laugh" in other movies. That's how stupid ridiculous out-of-the-blue that scene was.
lol
That was the most authentic laughter I've ever heard out of this guy when the guy jumps in front of Eragon.
Why did my TH-cam recommendations have to remind that this exists...
Yeah me too. Well, I guess I'll just read the books for the 10th time...
We have to remember why we are here... just to suffer, that this exists and likely will never have the adaptation it deserves
Dude when i heard him say brisinger the first time, i thought he yelled "RASENGAN" and then i was a mix of pissed and confused
Lol that would have been a fun crossover
When I first heard my friend say "Rasengan," I thought he said "Brisingr."
As you mentioned, Eragon automatically learning magic is the most frustrating shit in this movie. It was a big deal in the books! As soon as Brom finally agrees to train him, the dude would literally learn and practice magic all day to the point of exhaustion/passing out, and pick it right back up in the morning! It would make for a great training montage if done right! But, nope. Just glossed over here.
Also the growing of Saphira.
He could barely lift a pebble at first.
I haven't read the book but I had the feeling this movie should have been at least 7 hours long to do justice to the source material.
I was continuously like: "Who's that dude? Whoa, where did that chick come fro- who are those people suddenly? Eh? And that one there? Which people now? From what? And now THIS one? Uhm.....what?
I’ve seen other people suggesting a tv show should have been the way to go with the adaptation and I agree. More time could have been spent to see his frustration at trying to lift the pebble, and also could have shown Saphira growing a little slower. Plus it would improve the pacing of everything
@@Sirdeathvids That indeed would have been so much better!
I am SO glad that George R.R. Martin refused a movie contract and made sure that his books became a tv series!
As someone who has read all the books, I can explain everything that is wrong with this in 3 words.
*All Of It*
Same and also cry too in pain
I'm a big fan reared all the book thrice, and i agrre
Same
@@alexfilatov1226 dang ive read it 5 times. about to read it again if Chris doesnt hurry the bruh up Lol
It's infectious whenever Jeremy cracks up so much that he actually moves away from the mike.
12:46 If you remember the previous minutes before this scene, you will notice that the Vardens told Eragon that they made an armour (especially a "helmet") for Saphira, but the one showed at this moment is nowhere near the same as the one Saphira is wearing at 12:46 !!! That would be a sin for me !
“This movie exists.” *DING*
A fitting sin
That would fit for alot of movies...
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On one hand, I like that this Cinema Sins video exist. On the other, it reminded me this movie exists.
MrXstein being reminded of the movie was unpleasant to say the least
I had forgotten about this stupid movie.
Then I saw the title of this video in my Recommended page and was angry about remembering it exists.
Then I realized that this is a video dedicated to tearing it apart and I was somewhat happy again.
The single thing I aspire to in life is to create or at least fund a version of this series that would make Christopher Paolini proud and make fans everywhere forget this terrible excuse for a film once and for all
I agree with you this movie is terible when compared to the books and if you or any one else makes an adaption of the inheritance cycle that is actually good i would be so happy. THIS MOVIE SHOULD BURN IN HELL!
Boy, do I have news for you!
I went to see this movie in the cinema when it came out (I was 10 years old). I absolutely loved it!
Anyway, moral of the story. Kids are dumb and shouldn’t be movie critics.
Please tell me this is a fucking joke. PLEASE
@Tom James Same :/
The people who made lord of the rings should remake Eragon
Subbed
Quick someone summon Peter Jackson!
But they also made the Hobbit... Ill pass.
@@WhatEvenIsAGoodName Yes indeed , just turn back the time and slap them with the books
Actually not a bad idea. If they follow the book EXACTLY they might get the sequels going.
As a teenager who was a major fan of the books, I watched the "making of" features for this movie. The director proudly bragged about all the changes he made from the source material because he honestly thought his ideas were "better" (despite the fact his changes completely altered the personalities of several characters, and made it impossible for the sequels to take place - the Ra'zac being killed off in this movie despite being a major part of the plot in the second book, for instance). I'm sure it sucks for him, but I'm not really surprised no one gave him another movie to direct because of that.
I completely agree. This movie was a disappointment. I think only people who've never read the books can even sort of like it.
Ed Spleers, who played Eragon in this film, went on to play several very good parts recently.
1. Jimmy in Downton Abbey
2. The deliciously, evil Stephen Bonnet in the latest season of Outlander.
He’s a very good actor!
10-15 years later... How many times was he mis-cast before that?
@@TJ52359 He's profoundly underappreciated. To understate it.
I think if they made movies for the Inheritance Cycle with the same care that went into the LOTR trilogy, there really could have been something there.
I've been hanging onto a small hope that some new team would try to adapt this on Netflix and do it really well. We can only hope.
The book had soooo much more time passage..You really felt their journey and how tiring it was to travel 400 miles in 8 days. You got to see more indepth training of magic and swordfighting.
fuck netflix
The rights recently expired 🤷♂️ meaning if someone was to buy them we would hopefully get a decent adaption 🤞
@Netflix
I want a remake sooo bad. I loved the books all three times I read them and I hated the movie.
Eragon could have been big, but instead they made the movie a generic LOTR rip off.
Hmmm...
Yeah, I remember loving the books but the movie is mediocre at best :/
actually...the author of the books wrote this screen play first..then the books to raise the funds for the movie..
Except they went for EVERYTHING not LOTR related
Location (eastern europe), customs (african, eastern european, inspirations), ...
(I have the making off book on a shelf somewhere)
And the movie had a tiny budget...
Not that it excuses anything.
more of Train your dragon rip-off
10:10 I love his pure laughter.
Eragon was one of my favorite book series EVER. Periodt. I would read that book over. And over, and over again. When I figured out there was a movie I was like, yay! Movies! But NO, 1 movie for 4 BOOKS! Big ones too! This was the disappointment of the century. Like, wtf? This has ruined sooo many middle school students' imaginations, thinking they were gonna get some awesome, badass film, sorta like Harry Potter, but better, and this is what we geta? Eragon and other fantasy movie fans are angry and utterly disappointed. We need a remake
I feel this way about Percy Jackson.
THAT IS SO TRUE. I've read all the books so many times. My fave character is Oromis and hes not in book 1.
@@derekrasheedmy favorite was Arya, I always liked how sophisticated she was
Just FYI, the books are waaaaay better, things start getting more interesting from the second book, but they're all really fun to read and the story is great.
10:10
Actually I would say the books started out interesting and got steadily worse and worse. I can't even remember how it ended.
@@trutwijd you should reread them then, the last book is good shit
Not really, as someone who read the books before the movie as a kid, they do better than the movies in making the story more coherent, but MY GOD are they boring and underdetailed
@@lukasmoser3469 gonna have to agree to disagree. I give credit to the author, it's an accomplishment for someone his age, but there are so many better options.
If there was ever a time to comment "The books were better", it is now.
LORdREDSTOneNR1 True that.
Irrelevant, the movies stand separate from the books and they are always better if they are written before the movie was made, even The Godfather is worst than the books.
They just did it to Mortal Engines too.
Yep.
oh shit champion logo from lotro here
If people that knew how to make a movie made this, we'd have more of them. Please
It's funny how he can do a EWW a movie that doesn't exist
I can remember clearly when I saw 10+ brand new Eragon novels in a Walmart in the discount bin. Nobody wanted them. It gave me a lot of joy to read this series, and I actually based my childhood off the release dates. I guess I read these before they were “cool”.
Paolini was a hero to me. A teenager who managed to become a best selling author without actually leaving high school.
This movie caused (and still causes) my disgust for Hollywood to soar. They butchered my favorite book and in general the series.
To Paolini: I’m sorry sir. Know there are people in this world like me who will always cherish your Inheritance quadrilogy.
amen brother.
I know the books where great and this is just some scamm to get money
Your favorite book which is just a Lord Of The Rings/Star Wars ripoff lol
I honestly wish that the director of Lord of the Rings would be the one to redo eragon, because the way they directed Lord of the Rings was phenomenal. Also hope that the CGI next time for Saphira is actually up to par with the look of the dragons in the series and NOT like the movie that is a disgrace to all dragon movies out there. The whole point is that if one is going to make a movie out of a series of books; they should follow the source material, not make their own story up that doesn't even fit close to the narrative. It's the number one mistake most movie makers make, it's a sad fact, but it's the truth.
Too true
10:09
The most genuine laugh I've ever heard from Jeremy since his inside out Vid.
XD!
Slow it down to .25x
Made better because he wrote in the subtitles.
@@supermonkeyballdude It sounds like he is actually dying, like he can't get enough air to breath he is laughing so hard.
How did they turn a Broms death, a part that legit made me cry in the books, into something that makes me shit myself laughing when I see it?
God, I knew Brom’s death was both pathetic and reworked for the freaking film, but this? Just- “AAAUG”.. That made me die.
Ahh, the movie that people loved enough to inspire them to read the books... and then hate the movie in turn.
Prophein X ACCURATE
That was me.
That actually makes it a good movie IMO, also the movie itself wasn't that bad...
big mood
Used to be one of my favorite movies as a kid, then read the books and holy fuck I can't stand it anymore. The stories are so different it might as well not even be the same thing
This movie took a larger dump on the books than the Percy Jackson series and thats saying something!!!
The Percy Jackson Movies I found at least some what entertaining. This movie is just BAD.
The last airbender and percy jackson movies momentarily damaged my childhood
Okay... But is it worse than the Dragon Ball movie?
JusticeTuna That’s because they are the Peter Johnson films from Blockblister.
As someone who never read the books, I liked this movie. It wasn't the best, but there aren't many movies like it.
Most of these sins would've been explained in sequels but it flopped it was setting a world
I watched this long before I knew the books even existed and I loved it. I eventually read the books and GOD am I ashamed at what I used to enjoy... This movie could have been something amazing but it just turned into some generic fantasy with dragons in focus...
this movie was an atrocious imagining of the first book of an awesome series. Saphira growing to full size on her first flight just killed me. what a horrible movie.
Also the books are far from perfect, but still probably one of my favourite series. If I remember rightly there seems to be elements of the second book in the film as well which is weird. But honestly, how does someone manage to fuck up the adaptation this badly. I went into it with low expectations because it's a film adaptation of a book I like, but they managed to go beyond anything I could have imagined.
And most importantly though...
WHY. DOES. SAPHIRA. HAVE. FEATHERS.
I KNOW! Other things that killed me: The urgals are just big dudes, no horns. The Raz'ak are killed here in the first movie one of the many ways they killed sequel potential. Durza is a fucking twink with mcguffin powers. The battle of Tronjheim wasn't between the varden and kull. It was the varden and a few humans, with some regular "Urgals" thrown in. And if I remember rightly, Eragon also never recieved his scar.
lol I haven't watched this movie since it came out, when I was 19....but damn I forgot about saphira having the feather....this movie was a shit show! not even remotely close to the books. it's like they just crammed the book into a short version of what the director thought everyone wanted to see. And I totally understand them having to make this movie main stream as possible but it was horrible.
@@jamescundiff3264 Its like the director told one of his producers to read the book, give him a synopsis, and made tge movie based of off that. Its a movie badly based off a synopsis. I never knew it was possible to suck that bad.
Agreed the movie was god awful but the book was better
For the book readers this movie would have 1000000000000+ sins.
I couldn't finish the movie, because of how bad it was compared to the book
Yes I feel like whoever put this plot together just read the back of the book, threw a bunch mumbo jumbo in, and just winged it
The ONLY good thing about the movie was Murtagh.
yeah like wasnt the dragon thingy on his palm silver and oval shape like??? not a fucking half circle glowing red/pink, and they oretty much fucked up the entire beggining of the movie.
I only saw the first part before I had to stop watching
@@user-ru9pd6tf4s Saphira growing up almost made me vomit. In the books it takes so long for her to be able to carry him. He teaches her how to speak and she is never really able to put whole sentences together. But in the movie she's like "Hey I'm Saphira, nice to meet you bro". Fuck man that made me so goddamn angry.
When he hit me with that last sin, I felt that.
What I imagine saphiras egg to look like when I'm reading the books: shaped like an actual egg, looks spiky on the outside with black on the edge of the spikes and blue on the rest of the spikes
Saphiras egg in the movie: tic tac
The laugh at around 10:10 was incredibly legit.
Guns n Wheels OMG IM DYING
I've never seen this but that scene was random
I mean the movie
BWA HAHAHAHAH
@@choochoopicklepie lmao
The biggest tragedy of this movie was misusing Jeremy Irons.
He was the perfect choice for Brom. He even does a great job in this movie and explains this worlds concept of magic better than the freaking book!
The Inheritance Cycle is a series that deserves a more serious reboot!
Couldn't agree more. They nailed the casting for Brom. Shame they failed at EVERYTHING ELSE. The books are amazing but this movie is all but that.
I'm not sure if I agree with "he explains the world better than the book" statement. But otherwise I'd think you were right.
@@Zathren, just the concept of magic.
@@randomguys2, when I read the books, I ALWAYS picture Irons as the role. Nothing else makes sense.
guess you read all the books as well huh?
The funny thing is if they changed all the characters names, I wouldn't know this movie was based off the Eragon bookseries at all. It is just that bad.
3:06 "Only has one employee" with that grand descent lol
so many things that was in the books to fills huge plots holes in this movie were just left out. Amazing book series terrible adaptation.
I agree. For starters Brom's Death YES it was similar but how it was in the book escaping to the desert with his body and in his dying breath reveals he was A ridder and his Dragon was named Siphira.Second Dragon did not meet Murtagh in the prison he met him after saving him from the ra'zac when they snuck up on them and knocked them out. And Garrow's death which was a emotionally driven factor in Eragon did not happen in the same was. What happened was that he was burned by a very corrosive acid and found in the rubble of his farm, and the only home he knew of. Brom's character was also not really the same and didn't make you feel as much for his death. when he died in the book I almost cried. When he died in the movie I laughed. Explaining how sapphire's egg ending up in the wood's didn't leave the mistory of why was it there. And left Ayra to be a character people try to figure out fully. and syphira's growth rate was waaaay to fast it took about a fortnight(2 weeks. NOT THE VIDEO GAME.) for her to be a decent growth size. not big enough to ride but not small enough to not be able to fly. AND ERAGON WAS NOT BREAKING HIS RIBS EVER 100 PAGES. my favorite part.also remember the shade you know the red head guy yeah. HE WAS NOT DEAD HE WAS IN A ANOTHER BATTLE WITH ERAGON AT THE END. I could literally point out so many things here that I hated that I could write a book that's story lasted for 497 pages of enjoyable content. and then make a good movie out of those 497 pages.(I need a girlfriend)
I propose we make another!
Do the books do anything to make it anything other than Discount Star Wars?
@@SinHurr Read them and see for yourself! (when you have time, of course. major time sink, which is both good and bad)
@@SinHurr Yeah, the books casually rip off aspects of the Game of Thrones books, and for some reason adds magically induced nukes into the plot.
jesus when you cant even watch the cinama sins version of the movie
I literally watched less then a minute of the cinemasins video and I had to end it, as it is worse then I remembered. Especially while I am having a re-read of the series and am on book 3.
Thank you. As much as I enjoyed the commentary, the movie was still unwatchable.
10:12 In the books that moment as heartbreaking and completely different
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10:10
Don't mind me just adding my favorite time stamps
This movie watered down Brom's death soooooo badly too, I was actually mad when I watched it 13 years ago. When I read it in the book in 2005, it was the first time a book actually made me cry. His death was so well written and sad and unexpected.
I think this was the first movie that genuinely pissed me off as a kid.
I agree! I was bawling when I read it. In the movie I cared less....
If only people would spend as much money on my "Impact" a James Grider
novel on Amazon or "Dance of Death" the sequel on Etsy as they have
spent on these Eragon books which are supposed to literally be a copy of
Star Wars. Fifteen year old James Grider fights against society for a
right to be molesturbated by a 26 year old woman, for example. That's a
good plot. Better than beating some evil Darth Vader type lord in a
castle. Where are the books about destroying Freemasonry in America?
Spoiler alert when I finished reading eldest and Earagon’s half brother Murtagh died at the very end I was so pissed and sad because I really liked him as a character and how he went from evil to good despite his father and upbringing, especially because in my eyes it was such a natural transformation. I’m just glad that they didn’t make a sequel and ruin that for me like the Percy Jackson movies did.
@@Sim_Pill Lol
Tbh, there was *no* way they could have fit the full thing into one movie. They left out major events that filled in the plot and developed the characters.
wow this is my first comment with 1k likes. Jeez, thanks, but im just stating facts here. Roran, Angela, Murtagh, and several others were WAY more immersive in the books, and Saphira did not grow that fast. Some things were changed and other parts were just completely left out.
Yeah but they missed basic things and changed timelines for no particular reason. I generally dont dislike book to movie, however I couldn't do this one.
I'm honestly going to reread these books again
Yeah I wanted to see how they portrayed the part where his legs got burned while riding
Seriously they left out so much. They even completely cut the forming on eragon and Saphira's bond. Just had her suddenly be a fucking adult and name herself???? What the hell?? I can't even lol, this movie makes me so angry.
They basically forced it to die off too, the way they set the movie up there could barely be a sequel with the things they left out in the first.
It feels like someone skimmed through the book to find bits to put together and make a movie rather that actually reading the series
I cant describe in words how sad this movie makes me. I have a deep love for the inheritance cycle, it inspired me to start writing D&D quests for my friends, started my love for fantasy, and is one of my favorite fantasy stories of all time. And it hurts to see all the mistakes that they made (I still cant believe how one dimensional and boring Galbatorix is in this film. one of the elements that made him intimidating in the books was that he didn't say a single word until very late in the series, despite being its big bad. The only details available about him where whispered and fearful up until that point). I know that my enjoyment of the series is not a metric that gives it worth, nor is my sentimentality. But if this movie had actually been good, It might have become an amazing cinematic experience. I'm going to end this by being that guy, the books are almost always better, and they certainly are in this case.
I adored the books, and my dissapointment upon first watching this movie was immeasurable
I think I speak for everyone who ever read these books, we don't recognise this movie as existing
I only have read the first book but does Saph actually have feathers? I mean there's evidence that she's a bit more scaly
The midnight viewing was only less disappointing than the last Airbender.
Was your day ruined?
Same! I can't even watch the movie anymore 😭
This movie was a major, major let down to anybody who was a fan of the Inheritance series. The books were so good, it felt like a slap in the face.
YES
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Sorry, not sorry.
I'm lucky enough to have a signed copy of the first book
The books are my favorite series
The end was meh tho
10:10 why am i laughng at him laughing
I love how he slowly looses his mind and dies laughing. His sanity is infanite.
That is literally the most genuine laugh I’ve ever heard in one of these videos!
Wolphy I know what you mean, it sounded like he was laughing so hard he pulled away from the mic a bit.
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It was as fake as this movie's CGI
In the inside out one, he had a pretty genuine laugh
How do you MESS UP a book to movie THIS badly??? Not only is Arya no where near what she’s supposed to look like but they HANGE THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN AND MAJOR PLOT DEVICES?? -okay this actually is something I’m passionate about. Eragon is such an incredible series with good character development and plot and the movie didn’t do it justice
Terra_the _Nightingale In my opinion a book to movie character appearance change doesn’t matter unless its a staple of their character like harry’s scar in the Harry Potter series. What matters is the movie being consistent to the change afterward unlike the appearance change from The Lightning Thief movie and The Sea of Monsters movie.
@@SquaredPasta I see what you mean, but they massively ruined the Eragon movie by changing too many details. There are SO many things different in the book, that the movie is basically the cheap chinese version of the movie, where they tried to not make it too recognizable that they stole all the ideas by changing them subtly.
Thomas DuBois normally appearance changes do not bother me. But it’s the fact that the movie got SO LITTLE right that it didn’t even try for characters- I care more about plot and such but it’s just an angry addition. If it’s like Harry Potter (where book Harry has green eyes and movie he has blue but they kept it consistent with his mother and him having the same color) then understandable. The book to movie adaption was still well done. But this didn’t look OR feel right.
What bothered me was that they just skipped Aragon making the sword and just said Brom has it.
That wasn’t the sword eragon made. That was Morzan’s sword, which brom did have, and gave to eragon. So the movie was right in that regard. But everything else sucked.
@@thatguyadam8403 but it look like what I pictured the sword to look like but I may be wrong I haven't read it in a while but I was excited for the making of the sword and did not get it
@@dread_wolf2301 yeah that would have been cool, but that only happens toward the end of book 3
I have never heard him laugh like this and omg it’s beautiful
Oh and by the way Arya’s hair was black. It even called it “raven” in the books.
They should have casted Liv Tyler as Arya
And wasn’t Eragon’s hair brown?
@@davidmarshall5323 it was
Yes lol it said it every time she was mentioned in the books 😂
Aryawen? Boy, what a creative author, where did he get these ideas?
I somewhat recently finished the book and this movie does not seem anything like the book. The book made brom seem ALOT older, and eragon doesn’t find out brom was a dragon rider until brom was on the brink of death! I know they can’t fit everything in the book into a movie, but they could at least make it similar.
There are many, many mitake in thi movie. Even ome that practically rip open giant ravine of plot hole. For example: They ay in the mopvie that a dragon can't live without hi rider. Well, hruikan wa tolen by Galbatorix. after the fucker killed the young rider originally bound to the dragon. WHY the fuck would they change omething into omething incredibly tupid? Becaue it ound more dramatic, I gue. Thi thing i littered with terrible choice.
For your convenience I like to point out the "s" key on my keyboard i currently unavailable. My bad.
@@AkairuNoAme Boy I was about to say lol rolling through that like you weren't even aware of it lol
@@AkairuNoAme you can copy as paste an s from somewhere else?
For me, Arya was the biggest mistake of this movie. She's beautiful and all, but she's not the badass, elven beauty that she was on the books.
@@AkairuNoAme Yes, then how did you type the "S" to tell us that that key was unavailable?? There are holes in your story!!!
I was gonna get mad at you for all the things that are explained in the books, but then I remembered that I refuse to acknowledge this movie's existence
Look I know the books don’t matter but that series is one of my favorite books series
"What's your favorite movie of all time?
"Eragon!"
- An exchange that has never happened
Actually it is my friends favorite movie 😁
That Cousin Show frrr💀 but the book is aight
That Cousin Show the book was great tho
@@olddoller436 said no one but you ever...
That Cousin Show the book is actually my favorite book tho
I genuinely want to watch this video, but I can’t just because I get depressed that this is _related_ to Eragon (the book)
We'll eventually get a good adaptation. The material is too profitable not to be used and with the right studio and production team, it will be fantastic.
@@Arcaryon When? Its up to Fox hands since they purchase the rights and dont seem all that eager to make a better adaptation nor selling them
@@Paperkutchy I am the patient type and confident in the greed of a company. Especially Fox.
@@Arcaryon This is what I've waited for yeaaaRS!!!
Same, it’s such a disgrace
Durrza actually doesn’t have to sleep. Book three when Arya and Eragon are talking about halfway through the book
Since Cinemasins actually mentioned the books this movie deserves extra 100 million sins
I finished the Inheritance Cycle the other day and it’s easily my favorite series ever. I cried so much when I finished it, I love it so much. I was really excited to see the movie adaption but within minutes I was severely disappointed. The entire movie should just be one giant sin. :(
edit: I almost want to restart the books to cleanse this movie from my mind.
do it\
its whorth it
The book series is quite good despite being a massive ripoff of every major fantasy series ever written. It's Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, and a Song of Ice and Fire all rolled into one.
Paolini wrote another book in the same world! It's called "The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm." It gives us a lot more about the Urgals
You should read it, I've read them millions of times, worth it every time
Read the name of the wind.
Then hate me for the rest of eternity for letting you read the best fantazy novel ever, while the third book is still in progress.
"But Ofek", I can hear you say, "it will not take eternity for the series to end. The third book will be published in august."
That is what you said ladt year, and the year before that, and any other year for the last 9.
Definitely agree with the description don't waste 2 hours of your time watching this, read the books instead
Don't bother with the books. What they rip-offed of was better.
@@GAdmThrawn Lol? They are excelent what rip off do you mean?
@@torar_ to be honest with both of you, the book took way too much inspiration from Star Wars and LoTR. But honestly... it's still enjoyable. The first book was written by a 14yo, and it shows, but the books mature each novel and the story does get it's fun moments.
@@MrKlausbaudelaire it being inspirated on star wars and LoTR is something I hear for every damn fantasy that's not those two. It's just typical about the genra
@@motg1019 I'm not saying it's BAD, but Eragon took a little too much than it should, but after that, Eldest, Brisingr and Inheritance shine way more originality.
Jeremy's commentary and dying of laughter made this film more bearable.
Another sin among the millions is Eragon's magically reappearing horse. At one point when Brom is yelling up to him, there is no horse, but his hand is out as if he's holding reins, in the next shot/in the forest Eragon's horse is suddenly back and running alongside Brom's horse.
If you read the book there would be ten less sins, but then you would have to add 1000+ more because the movie does not do the book justice in any way. The book is infinitely better than the movie.
you're either a moron or new to CINEMA sins
I found the book to be lacking even. Even if I try to understand, it was completely boring and lost interest in it within the first couple of pages.
The dump I took this morning is infinitely better than the movie
@@BHuang92 did you read more than a few pages
As the cinama sins perfectly explained in his own video: the books does not matter. *DING*
This movie was fire when I was like 8 years old. Thanks for shitting on my childhood lmao
I’m re-reading the series right now with some friends and man there is just so many missteps with this movie.
The movie cutting out broms tomb part was very disrespectful.
Too expensive to cgi
If u already being disrespected u cant get disrespected again
But... it is in the movie
I want Brom to be given the respect he deserves! He was my favorite.
Uuum they cut out literally everything
Coming from a book reader
You forgot the "is" between "everything" and "wrong"
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Um...you do realize, that Everything Wrong and Everything Is Wrong is both correct grammatically, Don't Believe Me? Ask Microsoft Word And Grammarly. it's just that when you read Everything Is Wrong With Eragon it sounds weird while Everything Wrong With Eragon sounds fine, but that's just my opinion on how it sounds to me.
@@silverskylos5398 "Everything is wrong with Eragon" is stating the entirety of the Eragon movie is wrong. "Everything wrong with Eragon" is stating that specific things are wrong in the Eragon movie. I think "the star wars fangirl" made that comment in a joking manner stating that everything is wrong with the Eragon movie not just parts of it.
@Salivar Ravilas Sorry, what? That is grammerly correct. You are just used to see 's everywhere.
"Everything's wrong with Eragon" and "Everything is wrong with Eragon" are the same.
@@silverskylos5398 woooosh
ROFL "I want to go home. Can I go home now?"
"F*cking Roran....." lost it 🤣
They actually did EVERYTHING wrong in this Movie.
If they got anything right, it would be that they made Saphira blue and not some brown