The Internet Said So | EP 56 | Cars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. In this episode, the boys talk to us about Cars!
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2:38 Kautuk: I have a license.
Is the same as Varun: I have a kindle.
Likes on your comment are 143,I don't know if i should spoil the number or not by liking it.
I hate people who cant drive
@@templogical3095 she is Varoon's gf. Also, her parents named her after former Premier of the Soviet Union Nikita Khrushchev. That's why Varoon says *hum preggo hain*
Cars is the lyrics for literally 90% of punjabi songs 🤣🤣
You mean high end cars with indicators flashing all the time!
I am a Punjabi guy and I approve this..
😂😂
Epic 😂
Rest 10% has iPhones in them
54:34 for manufacturing batteries for EVs you require to mine lithium along with silicon( but silicon can be extracted easily from sand its just SiO2, which is also the most abundant oxide on the earth surface). But lithium is less abundant.
The reason why Myers technology wasn’t used much because hydrogen has a very low density and hence it’s very difficult to compress and store. Also it’s highly explosive so it’s basically a bomb on wheels.
I love how these guys are noobs when it comes to cars
Neville’s also is a fan of Drake Peralta ? Noiceeeeee !! 🤘
Zundapp Janus OP😂😂😂😂
Wear hamlet at the back and bottom also
Tarzan the wonder car
Bawa is so cute ❤❤❤
56 year old "uncle" here. So in the 90s when a lot of us came over to the US in the IT boom, the joke was that we would land here with an Indian license and an international license but most of us didn't know how to drive because the licenses were "obtained" at the Versova RTO with a monetary transaction. The Americans couldn't believe how we managed to have not one but 2 licenses with zero driving skills 😊 And Neville dikra, as a half Bawa myself, all I know is whatever car u buy, u will keep it sojji majhaani spick and span and clean as a whistle. Keep on drivin'...
Aadar’s Impression of Rickshawallah and Speedbumps was HILARIOUS 😂
Time stamp?
@@rish_31 32:33
Let's start a petition to get Kautuk to drive the rest to Lonavala 😂😂
‘Haila Plane’ is now a part of the Varun Lexicon 😂
It totally is! 😂
Is this an appropriate time to mention ‘Selmon Bhai’ ? 😂
You mean Salman?? Spelling dhang se seekha karo!
@@IITianProudIndian it's a meme dhang se context samjha karo
@@IITianProudIndian ok boomer
Rajvansh Chauhan That’s how he pronounces his own name 😂
@@IITianProudIndian Sarcasm samajh uncle 😶
No Kidding, Talking about cars they didn't mention custom cars and the whole JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) Customs, which are btw INSANE!
They will discuss that in part 2😂😂
gayatrivk Hahaha😂YES OF COURSE!
Part 2
No one:
Bawa: I don’t want to buy an Audi
literally me in every episode:
what will kautuk drink today?....
Watching from Germany 🇩🇪. Thanks for the podcast.
Here there is no speed limit for the cars on the Autobahn except some road works where there are speed signs of 80 or 60km/h. Apart from that all the trucks hava the 80km/h speed limit and Omnibuses have 100km/h. You have to drive your vehicle at least 60km/h as per the rules (but no one drives at 60 ;) ).
Volkswagen owns Porsche (partly), Audi , skoda, seat, lamborghini, Buggati, Man, Scania, Ducati. Volkswagen, Audi, seat and skoda share many car platforms and R&D as well. They are all one in short.
BMW owns Rolls-royce and Mini cooper.
Merc owns Smart and Evobus.
P.S. I am lucky to drive around 180-200km/h just casually on the Autobahn, and still some one comes from behind to overtake me ;)
Please invite Supreme Court judges and discuss : Post-retirement jobs/perks influencing Pre-retirement judgements.
They don't like Cadbury's Perk. They like Rajyasabha or Governor's Perk. 😂
too real dude, too real
Girdhar in an alternate universe
Guys I was actually watching the podcast and my mom came into my room and asked me ohhh...Now 4 teachers are teaching you'll together...😂😂😂🤣 So for my mom u guys are my professors 😂😂
You should've let her listen to them for 30 seconds. Phir "aise padhane wale log? College change"
@@aayushmaadhikari658 luckily earphones the😂😂
Mom ko batana chahiye tha ki... "Jim Sarbh, Parthiv Patel and Kuldeep Yadav are guest lecturers"✌🏼
Congrats on a quarter of a Million! Let’s get to 1 million quickly. I personally have subscribed from 7 accounts :p
get a life
Prison Mike you get wifi in Azkaban? :O
Same here
Mayank Hooda The dementor was kind enough to share his WiFi with me
Ask the fellow dementors to subscribe also
Thank you for being there for me unknowingly. Currently I'm at that point in life where I can't find reasons to live but then there you guys come to my rescue every damn time. Honestly, your podcasts is one of the very few things that's helping me keep sane. Love you guys so much.
The one topic where they could've spoken about Sallu Bhai!! And they didn't! 😂😂
There couldnt have been a better cold open than Thakur slapping himself taciturnly multiple times 😂😂
My favourite car from movies is Arthur Weasley's flying car from the Chamber of Secrets 🔥🔥
Brilliant
Aditya S A Blue Ford Anglia
@@PokhrajRoy. yes.. Thanks a lot man! I was trying to remember that, it was bugging me...
Aditya S Happy to help!
Ford Anglia.
I'm so happy you guys prerecorded few episodes cuz I wasn't ready to see bawa in his new haircut.
Here are few more topics for upcoming podcasts
1.Surnames (across all religions and diversity)
2.Coaches,Teachers,Professors,Supervisors and Seniors(in all fields)
3.Facts and Trivia on Competition(particularly in Sports,Music,Academics and Entertainment Industry)
4.Facts on Sleep,Dementia,Insomnia
5. Genre( in music and in movie)
6.Power Vs Fame Vs Money
7.Degree vs Skill
8.Privileges (the topic is too general)
9.Common Sense & Stupidity
10.Einstein,Newton,Hawking vs Marx,Lenin,Adam Smith
11.Darkness
12.Sponsorship
13.Ships and Ship wrecks
14.Weirdest Fantasies
and also folklore
15.Time Travel
16. The Problem in Problem Solving
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17.Euthanasia
18.Gifts
19.Income,Expenditure and Savings
20."Ifs" ,"Buts", "had to" and "eventually"
21. Bully and Harassment
22.Casual wear Vs Formal Wear Vs Traditional Wear
23. Tribes of India and also World
24. Technology vs Traditional World
25. Left handedness Vs Righties and also Ambidextrous
26. Original vs Duplicate(in any dimension of your choice)
27. Postures(quite vague )
28. Statues of the World and also Indian Statutes and their relevance
29. Outdoor Shopping or E-commerce pleasure of boxes
30. Wishes
Good luck to the team
That's actually really nice
Surnames is a good one
We should officially rename Tuesday as tissday
Neville is right when he says that white is a favourite colour in terms of cars because we are including Ola and Über Fleets 😂
I had a neighbour whose ‘Rear Horn’ at one point was ‘SAPNE mein Milti Hain’ from ‘Satya’ 😂
I know asking for viewers sucks but here I am, I make Bollywood Parodies like honest trailers on this channel, just can't reach the right audience.
I love ur humor guys btw
Woah mate , U are quite like the hindi version of Screen Junkies
Good luck with it 🙌🏼
@@VarunThakurOfficial Thank you so much Sir! This means a lot🤩
The number of times Kautuk was interrupted on his Shilimb story is almost equal to the number of coronavirus cases in India right now.
Dipak tijori ke ambassador in khiladi is Varun's favourite ride!
Fun fact: the Bugatti is limited to 400 cause no tyres will last over that speed it can actually go higher.
"Kuch Feeling Hi Nahi Hai" has more than one connotations here 😅
Bawa talks about water fuel cell inventor Stanley Meyers.
Varun : Tera Dost hai kya?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rollsroyce emblem vs apne mumbai k logo chor is like a whack a mole contest 😂😂 amazing joke Varun! Also Kautuk telling the story and Bawa’s reaction to it just next level excitement 😄👌👌
Bring sumukhi Suresh in podcast as guest . I really enjoy her vibe 😀
Please invite Modiji and discuss Aam
And pet peacock
Get your headphones on. Or you'd be overwhelmed by the deafening laughs this induced.
THIS WAS AN awesome surprise!! I am a car freak and was expecting something about IPL, or something general. THANK you BHAILOG!! DIl SE..
Waiting for dat guy to show up who is gonna write just TISS things
Sriharsha Kandlakunta Never forget: His name is Sumedh Deshmukh.
Yup
BMW isn't under VW. Rolls royce and Mini cooper are under BMW.
That's what
I've seen a cab driver yell at a tram driver in Kolkata after driving over the tram lines himself! I don't know where he expected the tram driver to swerve to avoid him
Varun’s struggle under Anaesthesia is going to be a hit in the TISS Subreddit 😂
Someone asked Henry Ford will he make cars in any other colour. He said yes. As long as it is black. 😁
Dayum Neville, a standard 2000? All Bawas are rich always 😂
“Cars. Where would we be without them.
And how would we get there?”
‘TARZAAN THE WONDER CAR’ IS THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT CARS.
*MERA MANNN MERA TANNNNN TAAARZUUUUN*
26 minutes into the podcast and it seems it should have been called 'Driving' and not 'Cars'.
It's funny how mkbhd released a Porsche vid on the same day!😂
Invite Narendra Modi & Abish Matthew and discuss the journey of the joke 'achhe din' that he played on this country where he promised a 'laal aankh-showing-to-China' strong, Scam-less & corruption free India.
LOL...You congi supporters dont like people who love India and like to remain dynasty slaves!!And you cant stand that the country is corruption free! Looks like you were blind during 2005-2014, when we needed an anti corruption drive in 2011 to wake up the govt, and bring it down. And dont forget, we believe in soft warfare. Banning apps hit them economically, we are essentially non violent nation! The problem is the media, which only highlights the negative happening in the country, and forgets the good steps taken by the govt wrt increased FDI, social schemes, fiscal stimulus, reduced REPO rates, cash flow, stock market INDIXES etc
. Just complain and crib!
@@IITianProudIndian 😅😅😅 You should try stand-up 😄😄😄
@@IITianProudIndian corruption free? 🤣🤣🤣 Amit Shah is that you?
@@KOOOLICE 😂😂👏👏
@@IITianProudIndian I don't think you understand how money and politics works bro, it's okay. Some people are Wolfs and some are Sheep. And we need sheep.
This is my second viewing of this podcast but I don't know how did I miss the best part 1:07 in first time 👏😆
People who know cars just fact check them in their mind.
India produced 2 F1 drivers :
Narain Karthikeyan
Karun Chandok
and maybe someday a 3rd one too -
Jehan Daruvala (links back to Astrology podcast 😂)
thats Bejan xD
A GOOD TOPIC FOR THE PODCAST WOULD BE "LANGUAGES"
True I used to hate these reverse horn-tones, my family first car reverse horn-tone Jai Jagadeesh hari song
I would say do an episode on books. But, we know how that would go. Bawa would go on about The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Aadar about Harry Potter, Kautuk promoting Red Card, and, all of this while Varun is convincing us that his Kindle is still in use.
Big fan guys!
Guys you have internet. Please fact check... BMW is not Volkswagen.
Malabaar Cadillac 🚘
I thought you guys would mention Mr Beans' car-Leyland Mini, also the poor 3 wheeled blue car that always topples- it's a Reliant Regal.
Reliant Robin*
@@sharadhrocks wait, I thought it was the predecessor.
FYI - VW Group doesn’t own BMW; they own Audi.
Aadar's rickshaw bit KILLED ME
This is treat for autoheads💯
You mean Petrolheads?
To follow up,
Did Neville get a new car?
Love you guys 🥰😇
Such a relief to watch and re watch all episodes during these difficult days 🙂
While talking about favourite movie cars "Bumblebee" from transformers was missed out. I would love such a car to be my wing man (I know, the sentence sounds strange) . Also, I thought that one of you would come up with, " I'll have to spend a lot of 'My Buck' to own a 'Maybach'."
HOW BAWA Has More Knowledge Everytime i saw any podcast. he have more facts which we dont know.
Bugatti is no longer the fastest car. The fastest car is the Koenigsegg Agera RS
Bugatti Chiron (Super Sport) is the fastest..489kph
@@DragonSin69 Bugatti Divo is the car guys. it's so new that it's not yet documented the record
BUGATTI CHIRON'S TOP SPEED IS 304.7 MPH, WHERE AS KOENIGSEGG AGERA RS's TOP SPEED IS 277.87MPH. SO BUGATTI IS STILL THE FASTEST STREET LEGAL CAR.
@@pratham6626 The chiron super sport 300+ is yet not street legal and not a production car yet. And its record was only set one way , so it doesn't count. It doesn't matter anyways as the Koenigsegg Jesko absolut is here🛡🛡
Ayush Shah nope! Please get your facts checked!
Watching this straight from my online exams. Love you all! Your conversations make me feel like am sitting with my friends and honestly makes me happy!!
Looking forward for a heart from Varun ❤️
the most expensive car I have ever been in presence of is Lamborghini Gallardo this year in my college campus when my college(yes college) had a car expo as a promotional activity for its annual fest.
I remember sitting on someone’s lap when I used to go in a carpool to school.
Tuesday,12PM
That's what I wait for all week long
Yogesh Thakur
Thakur
Varun Sean Connery saying ‘PAISHE’. EAGERLY WAITING 😂
Bhai log. Volkswagen doesn't own BMW. It can not because BMW is as big as Volks. Volkswagen, BMW and Mercedes are almost equal in size. BMW itself owns Rolls Royce and mini.
29:15 I agree with Baba because I have a habit to see both side of the road before crossing even on a one way
Because India.. one way me bhi traffic
Adar's Rikshawala impression at 32:32 😂😂😂😂👌
There's an automobile company named "LUND"
Or Lada
The king kautuk was talking was the king of Gondal in Gujarat who went to the showroom but there was something like he was not well dressed so the guys thought that he just came here to rome around and insulted him so he came back booked all the cars and used them to pick up garbage and tied brooms on bumpers to clean the streets my friend showed it's photo also and all cars are still kept in the museum. the king used the cars for that untill the owner did'nt apologize
Don't think shit... Go for the civic anyday.....
I was listening to the podcast without viewing the screen and thought Varun Thakur was Kumar Varun. (IYKYK)
In the middle of classes, this is what i am watching!
I am bunking climatology lecture
@@SIDB0 hahaha bunking architectural design
Bunking metallurgy lol
@@ananya2246 still this topic is useful for you though you design buildings not car lol 😂
@@SIDB0 😂😂 i am just here for their 'personal stories'
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+ is now the fastest production street legal car in the world, it did 505 kph last year at their test track.
Can we have an episode on James bond series?? There's a lot of trivia related to it too.
Average life of a Rolls is 100 years
Rickshawalas treat Bombay like Super Mario 😂
Gaurav Gupta ke Pas jao celebrity dentist he😂😂😂
People who have no clue about the modern car tech talking about cars 😂
Ek to Bawa apni story btane me 10 din lagata hai.
Upar se tum log beech me tang adate ho.
I used to listen it in audio mode and am watching it in video mode for the first time and now I know what bawa does when he's silent for several minutes... He bites his nails. 😄
I think for me best car(s) in a movie has to be the mercs in the 1998 film Taxi.
A friend of mine who lives on my street has a Nissan GT-R but I personally think Pagani Huayra is my favourite super car & for Neville I’d recommend TOYOTA C-HR or MINI CLUBMAN 🤘🏼
I want to draw all of you ❤️❤️ hope you guys see my art video
Dipesh Art If you’re on Reddit, you can join the TISS Subreddit and showcase your work there.
@@PokhrajRoy. thank you ❤️
No aadhar.
BMW ain't owned by vw.
It's tuesday tuesday the day before wednesday
I'm so happy I get this reference
Guys only if you don't laugh during the podcast I can pass watching your podcasts as lectures to my parents!
Car is Sign of Society status Nowadays.
36:12 Bugatti Veyron. Followed by Chiron. Now it's the Divo. The Chiron is old news now.
Really sad that y'all talked about cars and didn't mention Fake Taxi 😂
Its fun seeing non car guys talk about cars!
kautuk is very intelligent.