Bhai..you have 1000s and 1000s of subscribers. Are very rich people..charge a lot for your shows. Yet this negligent behavior shows that you have no proper ethics. Atleast learn to respect your audience. I am sure many of your fans are waiting for links, dont find, get disapoint, and then watch again. its unconditional. Bharat sanskriti ke anusaar, RESPECT IS MUTUAL! Please RESPECT your fans
Aadar watching Matt d'Avella is a vibe. That guy is something else altogether. This podcast made me think more than it makes me forget stuff, as crazy as that is. You guys are amazing.
That “welcome to Chaayos” story reminded me of the person at Pizza Hut who would say “thank you!” every single time someone rang the bell at the exit that said “please ring if you had a good time” or something. 😄
I love how aadar says meri behan aysa karti h or my sister was doing this, my sister is this, it's so cute to see that how you and your sister are involved in your relationship.
One of my bad habits people have told me is that " I take my relationships/friendships very lightly. Like I'll respond to them whenever I want", so that's something I have been genuinely working upon!
“Workout kiya, upar ka 4 pack aa gaya, raat ko Shiv sagar se pav bhaji mangaya.” Varun, hitting it where it hurts. 🤣 Also, Fire Bowl is not a restaurant name. It’s what happens to your toilet bowl the next day. 🤭🤣
I wish i was a mumbaikar to know in detail about the places you all are talking about. I will definitely visit sagar chinese one day for sure. Thanks for the entrainment guys :)
How to quit smoking 101: Step 1: Try. Step 2: Fail. Step 3: Declare a nationwide lockdown for 3 months and double the price of cigarettes. Step 4: Get addicted to tea instead.
Love the part where Varun was talking about oral fixation and Neville had a pen's cap in his mouth and he removed it as soon as he became aware 1:06:28
I watch the podcast when I’m going to bed and pass out. It feels warm and happy. Then the next day I watch it again during the day when I am awake. You are my sleeping pill.
Saw an episode after long and absolutely loved it! Kautuk had some insane random insights. Thakur ke stories toh humesha hi mashallah. Waiting for the next one!
Smoking is for sure unhealthy. In Sweden, we have and use nicotine patch called 'Snus' which is put under the lips and is best alternate for cigarettes. It has its own issues but much lower than regular smoking. If you ever visit Scandinevia, try one!
Me: Watching the podcast at 4 AM and reflecting on how I should improve my sleep cycle Mom : Wakes up, Enters my room and BLASTS on me *This escalated way tooooo fast*
Mind follows path of least resistance, entropy, cult of productivity, mundaneness of success, etc, etc. Kautuk, you might want to consider becoming a "Life Coach" for the rich folks from Bandra and beyond. Serious.
It is not, when you are in US and you see the notification at 2:30 am and you promised yourself that you’ll start sleeping at a proper hour😂 🤩 Also! Can’t believe you actually replied to my comment!!
Was supposed to go for a jog, Started watching The episode, reached the part where Varun talks about how easy it is to convince yourself not going to the gym. I paused the video. Went for the jog, did my third fastest 5k, came back and completed the video. You guys are the friends I needed.
you guys are lovely for not shying away from spending time on issuing janhit me jari messages - pleading with the viewers to not take up smoking for instance. also taking a stand for fellow comedians. just so refreshing to see indian comedians not fall into the trap of coming up with cringe worthy content or not call out stuff that's wrong to be more appeal to the masses
Now I will ask Varun in every podcast's comment if he has bought the new Moto Razor flip phone which he mentioned he would buy once it's out in the fashion podcast with KV.
You guys have no life other than remember who said what in which podcast? Matlab koi kaam daam nahi hai kya?? On eone hand, modiji says works hard and become self sufficient and make India great, and on the another hand, you are just wasting your time. Atleast learn to be patriotic and support Bharat on the path to become superpower! We need you bhai
Rajvansh Chauhan okay it’s enough now!🙄 Think it from a perspective that people are doing “local se vocal” thing suggested by your lovable Modiji by watching an Indian podcast. Such a nincompoop for writing same comment every time🤦🏻♀️
As a student once decided to not check my phone, first thing in the morning. I got all dressed and ready to go to class at 9 am. I checked my phone and found a text informing that the class is canceled, received an hour ago. Huge face-palm moment.
I got into the habit of taking power naps in 10th grade. Mom would make me do it in between study sessions. I realise now that my life was much better when she was in charge of my life. 🙃
Cowtuk ...I don't know about other people's motivation to get up in the morning...but every Tuesday u guys are my motivation to get up and celebrate TISSday 😁😀
YES! Addiction is never good, it causes more addiction. Bad habits become regular habits, so please get out of it. Just be addicted to one thing: patriotism and nationalism. As Modiji(who works 16 hrs a day for Bharats benefit) says: work hard and become self sufficient!
I thought it'd end with someone saying "it's another bad habit to not like, share and subscribe" PS- I hope varun reads this in the morning with one eye
Tuesdays are special because of you guys. Was feeling low the entire day, saved the video the moment it was dropped so that I can watch it in peace. Only thing I looked forward in the day was to watch this. ❤️
Speaking of bad habbit me my ex bf were living together at that tym.. and he installed a game in my phone so that he'll not get addicted and all that shit and he literally use to call me n say mere castle ki shield khatam hone wali h dal dena.. n i use to do it.. Even when we were on a break he called me nd said 24 days ki shield dal do.. Boys are literally crazy abt there gaming and stuff..
54:15... Varun told a similar story in SNG's "Places we hangout" podcast.... But in that story he apparently had dropped his then girlfriend to her house and while coming back,he took a 1hr detour to Ratan/Sagar chinese/Khursheed bhurjiwlaa and He SHAT HIS INTESTINES and 4 DAYS STRAIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL.
I think Kautuk has become funnier and even more witty after marriage....I’ve been noticing that in these lockdown podcasts he is usually funnier than rest of the batch...
17:44 Bachpan khel me khoya, Jawani Neend bhar soya aur, Budhapa Dekh kar roya, Sari Zindagi Laga Di Tu Ne Maal Jamaa Karne Main"AYE INSAAN" Magar Shayad Tu Ye Bhool Gaya K Na Kafan Mein Jaib Hai Na Qabar me Almari. To phir kyun to mohabbat hai tuhje is Duniya se.?????? Mohabbat karo to Namaz se ada karke, Quran se tilawat karke, Hadees se aur Mere Aaqa Huzoor e Paak Sallallahu alaihi Wassallam se, aur unke bataye hue Sunnato se. Beshak hamari Qabr bhi sawar jayegi aur Hamari Aaqirat bhi... Ameen..
@@heisenbergwhite9310 AAdar's father probably quoted from the song "Sajan re Jhoot mat bolo" from Raj Kapoor's classic film Teesri Kasam. Lyricist Shailendra, Singer Mukesh. The lines are: Ladakpan khel mein khoya, Jawaani neend bhar soya, Budhapa Dekh kar roya, Yahi kissa purana hai. Sajan re jhoot mat bolo, Khuda ke paas jana hai, Na haathi hai na ghoda hai Wahan paidal hi jana hai.
The proverb at 17:45 is used by my baba too a lot of times and I used to wonder where he picked it up from.. it's actually a verse from Raj Kapoor song.. and I used to think my dad made it up just like you did!
You guys are so amazing. Your show brings me a smile on my face. It’s so fascinating that you guys make me feel good. Each of you have so much talent around @cowtuk has a talent to snap the conversation with a point. @varun you have an art to convert a conversation to the point. @nevil provide with good example in this. And Adar brings some sort of humor here. Thank you guys!!
The poem which Aadar was talking about in this episode features in an old (1966) classic song named "Sajan Re Jhoot Maat Bolo" and it is written by lyricist Shailendra. I know this because my mom and I were discussing something and this song reference popped up.
Forgot to mention our worst habit: saying we'll put links and never putting them.
That's true.😂😂
Ok, once keep any episode other than tuesday to confuse us plzzzzzzzzzz i request u
Bhai..you have 1000s and 1000s of subscribers. Are very rich people..charge a lot for your shows. Yet this negligent behavior shows that you have no proper ethics. Atleast learn to respect your audience. I am sure many of your fans are waiting for links, dont find, get disapoint, and then watch again. its unconditional. Bharat sanskriti ke anusaar, RESPECT IS MUTUAL! Please RESPECT your fans
👏🏽
Deleting and then reinstalling pub g 😅 soo relatable... my friends hate me for that !
Before lockdown - its tuesday lemme check for the podcast
After - oh podcast it must be Tuesday
Varun should once release the podcast on a Friday or Monday just to confuse us.
this podcast is the only reason im keeping a check on the days
Monday ki raat se wait hota hai Tuesday k podcast ka
Just here to see Kautuk say "Mast"
Also baap
Mast
LOL What episode is it from? @anyone...
Hahahaha
Mast
A round of applause for Varun's connection today.... didn't lag a bit👏🏻👏🏻
BSNL OP
The reason why Siddhi went back to sleep is exactly why I wake up late because I'm like uth ke bhi kya karungi😂🤷
Yeh Siddhi kaun hai? Siddhivinayak??
So happy to have found you here :D
@@sumedhaagrawal164 you too! ^.^
@@priyankarathore2252 are you two long lost sisters?
@@IITianProudIndian Siddhi is Kautuk's wife.
If Brooklyn Nine-Nine is ever made in India I would love to see Varun Thakur as Jake Peralta.
So would I 🙌🏼
Funny would be kautuk doing boyle. Baba as holt
But what about Kanan Gill?🥺
Baba will be scully, food lover and messy, Aadar will be Male Diaz
@@vasimpatel6374 Guys its Bawa not Baba
Kautuk drinking Nimbu Paani like it's an 18 year old single malt whiskey from a wine glass. Let's give it up for Kautuk guys 👏👏
In this Lockdown, Getting a TISS notification is the only way I realize that it's a Tuesday
Kautuk - I have an addictive personality
Neville - *sniffs marker*
Aadar watching Matt d'Avella is a vibe. That guy is something else altogether. This podcast made me think more than it makes me forget stuff, as crazy as that is. You guys are amazing.
Neville's boarding school is the new "when I was in the US", and Kautuk sipping a drink is the new "when i was in boarding school lol
Kautuk has really come out of his shell in this podcast compared to SNG
Siddhi walking in between the podcast is a bad habit but Kautuk sipping his drink and drawing my attention is actually worse.. 😂😂
Why no one talking about Neville's marker sniffing habit?
Seriously!!!😂😂😂
I remember waking up in the evening and getting ready for school lol
I think that’s happened to all of us at some time!
Happened the same with me while mom was playing prank on me of missing my school bus.
Call jinping and discuss boycott China
😂
If there were any more jokes on Bawa, the podcast would be a DISS and not TISS.. 🤣
Varun is either speaking or checking himself in the camera adjusting his hair 😅
Hahah yeah. I can’t control myself 😂
Another bad habit!
That “welcome to Chaayos” story reminded me of the person at Pizza Hut who would say “thank you!” every single time someone rang the bell at the exit that said “please ring if you had a good time” or something. 😄
Pavlov's dog is such a good joke and underrated
1.5 people got it😂😂😂😂😂😂
you must be the 0.5 in it...😂😂 jk
I am the 1 ... Psychologist op!
Psychology
Only science people know it
@@harshvardhanjoshi7445 yeah man coz like I'm halfway through studying psychology 😂😂😂
Varun' s set of problems are so same as mine!! Gym nhi jaana, binging Netflix till 4AM, nd insta wali problem
I love how aadar says meri behan aysa karti h or my sister was doing this, my sister is this, it's so cute to see that how you and your sister are involved in your relationship.
Last time I was this early giridar's comment was still a thing.
Varun explaining Chicken Chopper Rice is brilliant! 👏🏽
Last time I was this early, Giridhar was still asking for Kriti Sanon to be in the podcast.
My grandfather used to quote the same muhaavra as Aadar’s father, & listening to it instantly made me smile.❤️
Listening to Neville's explanations helps me accept myself. It feels nice :)
One of my bad habits people have told me is that " I take my relationships/friendships very lightly. Like I'll respond to them whenever I want", so that's something I have been genuinely working upon!
Call the Rothschilds on the Podcast and discuss Neville's obsession with them.
Gaju beta masti nai.
@@01chintu Breaking bad is the worst show ever. Period!!!!!!
😄😄😂
“Workout kiya, upar ka 4 pack aa gaya, raat ko Shiv sagar se pav bhaji mangaya.” Varun, hitting it where it hurts. 🤣
Also, Fire Bowl is not a restaurant name. It’s what happens to your toilet bowl the next day. 🤭🤣
I wish i was a mumbaikar to know in detail about the places you all are talking about. I will definitely visit sagar chinese one day for sure. Thanks for the entrainment guys :)
55:16 Neville is covering himself to protect himself from Indian-Chinese. 😂
You guys are my online friends! With who I have a conference call every week but I don't say anything!
How to quit smoking 101:
Step 1: Try.
Step 2: Fail.
Step 3: Declare a nationwide lockdown for 3 months and double the price of cigarettes.
Step 4: Get addicted to tea instead.
Welcome To Chaiyo's
@@pratinavtewari452 chaayos*
No use man!
0:24 - Bawa waving his hand like a cute baby is what I die for.
The podcasts have completely changed my perception of Kautuk Srivastava. His take on various issues are so introspective. Really impressive.
The muhavra Aadar is quoting, is actually a line from an old hindi song, “Sajan re jhoot mat bolo” from the movie “teesri kasam”
The reason why v r not able to sleep early wake up early without any reason because....we have gone being process oriented to goal orientated life.
I was just wondering what to watch while having breakfast !!
Same here
12 baje breakfast kon khatay
SAME!
@@shlokhegde that's what the joke is idiot😂 since they are talking about waking up so late
Love the part where Varun was talking about oral fixation and Neville had a pen's cap in his mouth and he removed it as soon as he became aware 1:06:28
I watch the podcast when I’m going to bed and pass out. It feels warm and happy. Then the next day I watch it again during the day when I am awake. You are my sleeping pill.
They bore you to sleep 🤣
I think they should get Siddhi, Aparna, Nikita on their podcast...
(Sorry Neville) 😛
Saw an episode after long and absolutely loved it! Kautuk had some insane random insights. Thakur ke stories toh humesha hi mashallah. Waiting for the next one!
I have a bad habit of obsessively trying to get Varun's like on my comments.
Smoking is for sure unhealthy. In Sweden, we have and use nicotine patch called 'Snus' which is put under the lips and is best alternate for cigarettes. It has its own issues but much lower than regular smoking. If you ever visit Scandinevia, try one!
Me: Watching the podcast at 4 AM and reflecting on how I should improve my sleep cycle
Mom : Wakes up, Enters my room and BLASTS on me
*This escalated way tooooo fast*
This was a super relatable episode. There definitely needs to be a part 2. Also, Varun's explanation of chicken chopper rice cracked me up.
Been a smoker for 10 years, one fine day, 1st April 2010, woke up and decided to quit, it's been 10 years since then, haven't smoked one
I won't be surprised if bawa is a kidnapper after looking at that phone collection
Mind follows path of least resistance, entropy, cult of productivity, mundaneness of success, etc, etc. Kautuk, you might want to consider becoming a "Life Coach" for the rich folks from Bandra and beyond. Serious.
My bad habit: Having to watch TISS podcast the moment the notification shows up on the YT app.
That’s a good habit no? 😀
It is not, when you are in US and you see the notification at 2:30 am and you promised yourself that you’ll start sleeping at a proper hour😂
🤩 Also! Can’t believe you actually replied to my comment!!
Was supposed to go for a jog, Started watching The episode, reached the part where Varun talks about how easy it is to convince yourself not going to the gym. I paused the video. Went for the jog, did my third fastest 5k, came back and completed the video. You guys are the friends I needed.
you guys are lovely for not shying away from spending time on issuing janhit me jari messages - pleading with the viewers to not take up smoking for instance. also taking a stand for fellow comedians. just so refreshing to see indian comedians not fall into the trap of coming up with cringe worthy content or not call out stuff that's wrong to be more appeal to the masses
Quarantine helped me quit smoking ✌️
Shabshhhh, supremely proud of you stranger.
i2
Sahi hai bro!
Now I will ask Varun in every podcast's comment if he has bought the new Moto Razor flip phone which he mentioned he would buy once it's out in the fashion podcast with KV.
He bought an iPad instead.
You guys have no life other than remember who said what in which podcast? Matlab koi kaam daam nahi hai kya?? On eone hand, modiji says works hard and become self sufficient and make India great, and on the another hand, you are just wasting your time. Atleast learn to be patriotic and support Bharat on the path to become superpower! We need you bhai
Rajvansh Chauhan okay it’s enough now!🙄
Think it from a perspective that people are doing “local se vocal” thing suggested by your lovable Modiji by watching an Indian podcast. Such a nincompoop for writing same comment every time🤦🏻♀️
Naya Giridhar 😂
To answer your question- No I haven’t bought it yet.
@@VarunThakurOfficial I won't stop until you buy it 😂😂
TISS is my housemates’ favorite podcast,
whether they like it or not.
As a student once decided to not check my phone, first thing in the morning. I got all dressed and ready to go to class at 9 am. I checked my phone and found a text informing that the class is canceled, received an hour ago. Huge face-palm moment.
This cracked me up bro😂😂That's something which I have started to follow as well 😅
Never knew TUESDAY would be my favourite day! Thanks again Varun and Co’ 🖤
The funny thing is Bawa had those three old phone's within his arm's reach.😂 such a Bawa thing.
Loving the character of Mahesh Mawali, Aadar doing great work.
PETITION TO EMPLOY NEVILLE AS A SEV PURI WALA! 😂
I got into the habit of taking power naps in 10th grade. Mom would make me do it in between study sessions. I realise now that my life was much better when she was in charge of my life. 🙃
How can you take power naps? I'm trying it for the last 20 years
This was a great episode. The way you guys touch upon each bad habit and went deep was so good. Thanks. Will wait for episode 2 on Bad Habits.
Call elon musk and discuss children names......
Joe Rogan already did it.
Cowtuk ...I don't know about other people's motivation to get up in the morning...but every Tuesday u guys are my motivation to get up and celebrate TISSday 😁😀
I’m gonna take this as a personal win for making #TISSDay catch on. 😂
This was that podcast episode i related to the most. Keep up the good work guys! You've actually made Tuesdays less mundane xD
I'm addicted to TISS
Does that count as a bad habbit?
If you watch it once a week and not again and again it's fine 😅
YES! Addiction is never good, it causes more addiction. Bad habits become regular habits, so please get out of it. Just be addicted to one thing: patriotism and nationalism. As Modiji(who works 16 hrs a day for Bharats benefit) says: work hard and become self sufficient!
Same
yes sameeee
@@IITianProudIndian waaah, kya bola!!!!
Varun : I'm sleeping at 4.30.. AM
The guys : ohhh
Me who went to sleep at 6 today : Yay! TISS uploaded
Feels like forever since last Tuesday
Love you a lot guys!❤️❤️❤️
I've met Varun twice at the 24 hour medical near Lokhandwala at 2 am buying ice cream and epigamia yogurt when he was high af 😂😂
Do you guys surf through e-commerce websites for hours and don’t buy anything?
I thought it'd end with someone saying "it's another bad habit to not like, share and subscribe"
PS- I hope varun reads this in the morning with one eye
Tuesdays are special because of you guys. Was feeling low the entire day, saved the video the moment it was dropped so that I can watch it in peace. Only thing I looked forward in the day was to watch this. ❤️
Speaking of bad habbit me my ex bf were living together at that tym.. and he installed a game in my phone so that he'll not get addicted and all that shit and he literally use to call me n say mere castle ki shield khatam hone wali h dal dena.. n i use to do it..
Even when we were on a break he called me nd said 24 days ki shield dal do..
Boys are literally crazy abt there gaming and stuff..
Still don't forget to put the shield lol
Living tigether?! Shows how much u disrespect Indian culture and samskrithi. Atleast try not to be liberal like west and adopt Indian practises!
@@IITianProudIndian chup
Thats hilarious
@@IITianProudIndian dumb people everywhere
If TISS show is the "The office" , Adar is Toby flenderson.
Does he strangle people too?
@@janhavitripathi8249 his jokes are lethal enough
@@cyberrecluse7024 xD
And Neville is oscar.
@@atharvaloni7649 😂😂😂 is it because he's a snob...
Random guy out of nowhere - Varun,you seem to be lucky.Let's go to a casino
Varun: Sounds legit
I quit smoking just by moving to my parent's place on lockdown with absolutely no access to it (without letting my parents know)
Dude.. same here.. but the moment you step outside... The urge is unstoppable
After " Bawa is so old" we gonna get "Aadar is so healthy" 🦋😂😂😂
Deewaar : Mere pas maa hai
Varun : Mere pas kindle hai 😎
54:15... Varun told a similar story in SNG's "Places we hangout" podcast.... But in that story he apparently had dropped his then girlfriend to her house and while coming back,he took a 1hr detour to Ratan/Sagar chinese/Khursheed bhurjiwlaa and He SHAT HIS INTESTINES and 4 DAYS STRAIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL.
Tum log ki kya memory hai boss 👏🏼
Woke up in the morning opened tiss
"Bachpan khel mein khoya,jawani neend bhar soya" are lines from song "sajan re jhoot mat bolo, khuda ke paas jana hai"
I am going to press the like button because you guys are the only people giving me the flavour of outings with friends during this goddamn lockdown.
The only bad habit I have is my addiction to re watching every episode of the TISS.
i see a clean shaved bawa...n i clicked.... love u varun...u guys doing everythng to make our lockdown better...
I start watching most of your podcasts with one eye open because its usually morning here in Canada when I discover this . Haha. So relatable.
Addicted to varun's humour.. not sure this is my bad habit.. LoL
Varun Thakur making srk face starting from 34:58
One of the best podcast that I've saw since the time I've heard the word "podcast" (and believe me guys because of you only I learnt this word).
That was a great elaboration of "CHICKEN SCHEZWAN RICE" 😂😂MONEY VS POWER would be one hell of a topic to discuss in a podcast...
Nothing has been more consistent this Lockdown than a podcast on Tuesday and Kautuk’s Drink.
I think Kautuk has become funnier and even more witty after marriage....I’ve been noticing that in these lockdown podcasts he is usually funnier than rest of the batch...
One of my bad habits these days is to binge watch TISS while I should be studying.
Great episode guys!
I hope because if this zoom thingie you guys dont get lazy and stop going to the podcast crib, i want that back🥺🥺 i love seeing that place
17:44
Bachpan khel me khoya,
Jawani Neend bhar soya aur,
Budhapa Dekh kar roya,
Sari Zindagi Laga Di Tu Ne Maal
Jamaa
Karne Main"AYE INSAAN"
Magar
Shayad Tu
Ye Bhool Gaya K Na Kafan Mein Jaib
Hai Na
Qabar me
Almari.
To phir kyun to mohabbat hai tuhje
is Duniya se.??????
Mohabbat karo to
Namaz se ada karke,
Quran se tilawat karke,
Hadees se aur Mere Aaqa Huzoor e
Paak Sallallahu alaihi Wassallam se,
aur unke bataye hue Sunnato se.
Beshak hamari Qabr bhi sawar
jayegi aur Hamari Aaqirat bhi...
Ameen..
Great man...thanx♥️
@@heisenbergwhite9310 AAdar's father probably quoted from the song "Sajan re Jhoot mat bolo" from Raj Kapoor's classic film Teesri Kasam. Lyricist Shailendra, Singer Mukesh. The lines are:
Ladakpan khel mein khoya,
Jawaani neend bhar soya,
Budhapa Dekh kar roya,
Yahi kissa purana hai.
Sajan re jhoot mat bolo,
Khuda ke paas jana hai,
Na haathi hai na ghoda hai
Wahan paidal hi jana hai.
Varun’s Segués are back! Be afraid! 😂
The proverb at 17:45 is used by my baba too a lot of times and I used to wonder where he picked it up from.. it's actually a verse from Raj Kapoor song.. and I used to think my dad made it up just like you did!
its funny how u will know from when the podcast has been edited due to kautuk's clock at the back
Guys...varun kitna bhi late ho.....he is the sabse seriously funny dude.....thats wat matters!!
You guys are so amazing. Your show brings me a smile on my face. It’s so fascinating that you guys make me feel good. Each of you have so much talent around @cowtuk has a talent to snap the conversation with a point. @varun you have an art to convert a conversation to the point. @nevil provide with good example in this. And Adar brings some sort of humor here. Thank you guys!!
The poem which Aadar was talking about in this episode features in an old (1966) classic song named "Sajan Re Jhoot Maat Bolo" and it is written by lyricist Shailendra. I know this because my mom and I were discussing something and this song reference popped up.