yea that's how i woulda did it (HITMAN)

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  • @biasedactions
    @biasedactions ปีที่แล้ว +653

    The reintroduction of Hitman to the Northernlion catalogue is quite possibly one of the greatest events of our time. Thank you, Pogfather, for the blessings you have given us today.

    • @CliffhangerClub
      @CliffhangerClub ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jslime8850 That's why he said REintroduction

    • @Viic86
      @Viic86 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jslime8850 yea, that's why he said RE-introduction :)

    • @codypavy
      @codypavy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree 100%. I hope the Hitman arc lasts for a bit because this content keeps me so pegged I can hardly believe it

    • @justmike3119
      @justmike3119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@codypavy incredible typo

    • @mastertherush
      @mastertherush ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@codypavy 10/10 typo.... or fair enough, they could be so pegged they can hardly believe it

  • @Blaurot
    @Blaurot ปีที่แล้ว +382

    20 minutes of slow prep, 2 seconds of impatience, 2 minutes of gunning down everyone in sight. Yep, its Hitman alright.

    • @ItsYouAreNotYour
      @ItsYouAreNotYour ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just can't play this game without going gun's blazing...

    • @valerieplushie1031
      @valerieplushie1031 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ItsYouAreNotYour me too the few times I've tried playing it I've been incapable of not getting into some kind of trouble and then turning the game into an FPS, it's a bit silly....

    • @ItsYouAreNotYour
      @ItsYouAreNotYour ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@valerieplushie1031 haha yup!

    • @eXponentia
      @eXponentia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ItsYouAreNotYour more than half the time (so far) in this mode even after I've planned what I'm going to do I go "hmm, but I haven't killed every single person on this map yet to see if they have any good weapons". I assume I'll play properly once I have a decent armoury and know who has good weapons, but for now, the most efficient way to loot the entire map is to kill everyone.

    • @ItsYouAreNotYour
      @ItsYouAreNotYour ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eXponentia I can't recall what Hitman it was, but it was like a big China market or something. And I'd just load that up and wreak havoc, lol.

  • @AllWIllFall2Me
    @AllWIllFall2Me ปีที่แล้ว +53

    From 17:30 to 19:00, it's so funny to see when NL thinks he's about to be slick, but you're watching the Mini-map and can see the white dot walking into the room about to ruin his 'master plan'.

  • @jjspaceluigi5906
    @jjspaceluigi5906 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    NL continuing to compromise himself for absolutely no reason is pure gold.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if ''intrusive thoughts'' could be a 1 hour video

    • @DNeonLamp
      @DNeonLamp ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Sometimes it's good to just clear a room" read "sometimes it's good to just commit more crimes even more brazenly"

  • @garrettbrax
    @garrettbrax ปีที่แล้ว +246

    My favorite thing about NL's Hitman gameplay is when he engages in entirely unnecessary self-imposed side quests before even locating the targets.

    • @GKinWor
      @GKinWor ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he really knows how to enjoy these games to their full potential

  • @sedentaryscorpion
    @sedentaryscorpion ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “We should do the funniest one. The tortoise.”
    The tortoise, a literal child trafficker

  • @twiddlesnaps
    @twiddlesnaps ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Gigabrain Egglord recognizes there is now an open space in the Hitman community and immediately capitalizes with POG worthy material, he’s simply playing on a level those hairheads can’t comprehend.

    • @codypavy
      @codypavy ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I love ‘hairheads’ as a pejorative 😂

    • @Medsas
      @Medsas ปีที่แล้ว +57

      its open season on all hairheads

    • @Stanatano
      @Stanatano ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He even did some IMDB speedruns with Atrioc to put himself on the radar of Atrioc's viewers. Gigabrain.

  • @astranott
    @astranott ปีที่แล้ว +124

    NL after killing a whole line of guards: "I have no quarrel with you just my targets"

    • @SeanRPS
      @SeanRPS ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And it's 12 guards. Nl just declaring war

    • @zpea7427
      @zpea7427 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Is your wife a camera or something? I only shot a camera!”
      …camera pans to the double digit bullet-riddled corpses at his feet and back to him, weilding multiple full-auto weapons.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There was absolutely no reason to fail that except feng shui. It's just nice to clear out a room.

  • @criticaltipper7699
    @criticaltipper7699 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Northern lion plays hit man like it’s assassin’s creed

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Half the time he plays it like it's Doom Eternal. Half tempted to dub Mick Gordon over these impatient rampage lol.

  • @Mason-lr5dz
    @Mason-lr5dz ปีที่แล้ว +10

    40:07 "I don't even have a gun" with a gun hanging from his back

  • @Regigigas777
    @Regigigas777 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Creating a pile of bodies and then calling a meeting to them*
    yeah that's how i woulda did it

  • @romanbrooke7075
    @romanbrooke7075 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    36:43 "K that's gonna be a tough takedown... This one doesn't seem like that tough of a takedown"
    NL I love you

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have to assume there's a way to get a white mask in the first mission, perhaps by talking to the greeter, but Egg just wanders around sticking out as much as humanly possible.

  • @CliffhangerClub
    @CliffhangerClub ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Since my main hitman streamer had a bit of a hiccup, I am happy to see NL taking his place

    • @TheJones_gaming
      @TheJones_gaming ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂😂😂 this is what I was gonna comment

    • @zeefje
      @zeefje ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I just hope he doesn’t alttab

    • @colinfarmer1440
      @colinfarmer1440 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Northern lion had to capitalize on the power vacuum

    • @ADeatonic
      @ADeatonic ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He "What's up Beijing"d himself.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alt tab check monkaW

  • @armoredchimp
    @armoredchimp ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The unbelievably sub-optimal ways he plays this game are incredibly entertaining

  • @Gbthirtynine
    @Gbthirtynine ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've seriously almost never laughed as much at anything as I have these past few Hitman streams! Enjoy, TH-cam, you're gonna love it

    • @justjammal
      @justjammal ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did he Judo chopped at some point ?

    • @RozKounelakion
      @RozKounelakion ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly same I don't even know why it's this funny. I caught the stream yesterday and I was giggling like a little girl

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster ปีที่แล้ว +45

    flawless silent assassin run , as always northernlion, gg

  • @loroleibusser5993
    @loroleibusser5993 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the roguelite mode is so goated, these devs know what they are doing. A worthy successor to Marvel's Midnight Suns

  • @glitch373
    @glitch373 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ryan actually going flawless on that Marrakesh mission took this game from silly fun to insane pog levels. I'm hooked, hope we see more!

  • @Wewin42
    @Wewin42 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Narrator: it was not always nice to clear out a room completely

  • @miguel7888
    @miguel7888 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really missed the segments of having 15 minutes of meandering about before getting into inane gunfights. Glad he's giving this mode a shot.

  • @asdasdae
    @asdasdae 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This video was so ahead of its time and nobody even knew.

  • @PingLagGLHF
    @PingLagGLHF ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I once saw him playing Hitman before. Centuries ago!

  • @dig_deep_
    @dig_deep_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't believe NL dropped an exsqueeze me in a hitman video. Too soon, dude.

  • @LifeAsJester
    @LifeAsJester ปีที่แล้ว +7

    17:22 karma in action lmaoo

  • @pierocks94
    @pierocks94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *NL after killing several guards*
    "All I did was shoot a single camera!"

  • @megaman7950
    @megaman7950 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    NL getting his own game. About time

    • @ryancooper4770
      @ryancooper4770 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wdym the first two eggman games did so well this is actually the third in the series

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryancooper4770 those were Ryan Gary games. The rogue like mode is the true NL spinoff.

  • @BenjaminBot
    @BenjaminBot ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please keep playing this. It makes me feel better seeing someone almost as bad as I am.

  • @sandorski56
    @sandorski56 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every assassination is a massacre.
    NLSports "The way it's meant to be Played"

  • @sirondium
    @sirondium ปีที่แล้ว +12

    TWO eggs? Breakfast going pog crazy rn.

  • @samwatkin5975
    @samwatkin5975 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This mode is so pog. It fits the hitman mechanics and AI so well

  • @henryle811
    @henryle811 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he says exsqueeze me at 28:48 :sadge:

  • @PraiseZealus
    @PraiseZealus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the only question i can ever ask myself watching NL play hitman is "what the hell is this guy even doing?" it defies logic

  • @canox6017
    @canox6017 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That Morocco mission was pretty slick

  • @IndicatedGoodLife
    @IndicatedGoodLife ปีที่แล้ว +2

    48:00 its so funny how his target litteraly goes where he was 10sec ago but he still decides to go the complete opposite direction to knock some random lady out. Then the target just runs up to him anyway and he doesn't shoot.

    • @alifant1944
      @alifant1944 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn’t be able to hide

  • @TheSpamSlam
    @TheSpamSlam ปีที่แล้ว +9

    one of the hitmen of all time

  • @ThomasH__
    @ThomasH__ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Friendship ended with midnight suns, now hitman is my new best friend.

  • @peterschooley3036
    @peterschooley3036 ปีที่แล้ว

    48:20 - Civilian: Are you some kind of evolution..
    NL: I am some kind of evolution

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What an amazing addition to hitman. I never really played the game much but watching NL and big A play freelancer is so fun.

  • @RND_ADV_X
    @RND_ADV_X ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NL Hitting the Mans is peak let's play.

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In awe of NLs commited to LARPing every mission in this game despite nobody asking him to

  • @NoahSteinberg-sc5ws
    @NoahSteinberg-sc5ws ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I put down my weapon!" *smacks soldier in head with wrench 0.1s later*

  • @ansel569
    @ansel569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i don't even have a gun" he says, as there is a massive gun hanging from his back

  • @FearTheDeep
    @FearTheDeep ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really hope people start realizing that the game refunds some of your lost currency after every death on the nightstand infront of the bed. Almost everyone I watch play this misses thousands of free refunded Mercers.

  • @SassyCassie89
    @SassyCassie89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They made you tip out a child's drinking water? that's pretty damn evil.

    • @Tottosmile
      @Tottosmile ปีที่แล้ว +3

      don't worry, there's a drinking fountain right there

  • @poopoofard
    @poopoofard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    they added him in the game ?!?! 1:49

  • @tatshin8733
    @tatshin8733 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    peak nl content. i hope this stays for a while

  • @uncrownedking8767
    @uncrownedking8767 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eggman thinks this is GTA killing everyone XD

  • @littlecrabgames
    @littlecrabgames 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm ready for this to be back in the rotation. Revisiting one of my favorite NL series of all time brings me back

  • @samlund4410
    @samlund4410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's this new third person shooter NL is playing? The non-stop combat makes COD look like a walking simulator.

  • @TheEggowaffel
    @TheEggowaffel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the title reference to the one wired video

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      great choice of title that's how i woulda did it

    • @tylercoffey6372
      @tylercoffey6372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the video?

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylercoffey6372 Ex-Hitman REACTS to Hitman 3 by Gamology, can't paste a link but throw that into youtube search and it should come up.

  • @1_1bman
    @1_1bman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    about that chess at the end: that shit is a syzygy tablebases certified win for white no matter whose turn it is to move

    • @jetaimemina
      @jetaimemina ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing detail if true

    • @1_1bman
      @1_1bman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jetaimemina ehh, the position is a little interesting as long as it's black to play.
      if it's white to play, you just take the knight and start pushin P to make a queen.
      if it's black to play, you have to move the knight out of the way, but then white moves the a pawn forwards out of the black king's range. from that point on, it's impossible for black to prevent at least one pawn from safely promoting:
      moving the knight to threaten either pawn wouldn't work; you just push that pawn.
      moving the king forward to threaten the a pawn wouldn't work; you just push the a pawn.
      moving the knight to threaten the space in front of either pawn would stop that pawn, but then you can just push the other pawn.
      the only potential strategy for black is to move the knight such that it threatens the space in front of the a pawn, then move the black king forward to take it. but once the black king is in range, you would just push the other pawn. if king captures, there's no way for the knight to catch up with the other pawn before it becomes a queen.
      the best black can do is try to get a knight vs queen endgame, which is always a win for the guy with the queen.

  • @Orillion123456
    @Orillion123456 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was so proud of him after the two unnoticed rooftop snipes. I was certain he'd screw it up afterwards but he actually patiently waited out the search and got out unnoticed.

  • @ericlamb4501
    @ericlamb4501 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can generally judge the direction chat is heading by takes like "No such thing as J-walking" There's a reason sidewalks exist, though most people in the states and Canada seem to be incapable of using them

  • @Heatranoveryou
    @Heatranoveryou ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you jaywalk and get hit by a car you should be liable for vehicle damages.

  • @LordNodim
    @LordNodim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm having Chef Wrench flashbacks. This is some top tier NL content

  • @keller3225
    @keller3225 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love NL hitman. Commenting for the alg hoping you do more :3

  • @Centrifuze
    @Centrifuze ปีที่แล้ว

    "I don't really have a problem with this guy, but it's just always nice to, if possible, clear out a room completely."
    Ah yes, those famous last words... The INSTANT KARMA on it was hilarious. 🤣🤣

  • @LunyDR
    @LunyDR ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hitman's got me Pegman

  • @feoleb
    @feoleb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't understand how my man doesn't press x when it says "push" next to it. Iron will.

  • @CTOOFBOOGLE
    @CTOOFBOOGLE ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao I hope he never gets any better at this game

  • @doctorgears9358
    @doctorgears9358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since this is supposed to be the end of the trilogy, I'd love it if they could go back and remaster the older games. Blood Money in particular.

  • @XypherFTW
    @XypherFTW ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NL Hitman content is seriously some peak entertainment, heres some engagement for the algorithm!

  • @wildlordlucky9628
    @wildlordlucky9628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they need to smell it not tell you to pour out

  • @GravyInMyVeins
    @GravyInMyVeins ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that NL is playing Hitman again :D

  • @syafizzaq
    @syafizzaq ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddamn he has an aiming skill on the same level as a blind chimps. I love it.

  • @icyvampire1
    @icyvampire1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep injecting this into my veins. Love the hitman content NL thank you!

  • @Top-Bird
    @Top-Bird ปีที่แล้ว +7

    possibly the worse hitman player I have seen yet I cannot turn away

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here I am taking notes from him.
      "It's always nice to clear out a room"
      And such

  • @zacc1258
    @zacc1258 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's bald!?

  • @ApocalypseSoldiers
    @ApocalypseSoldiers ปีที่แล้ว

    WHY DO THEY HATE ME? says the waiter in a top secret Helipad only for the special guests

  • @Level80Sorcerer
    @Level80Sorcerer ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing is, Hitman is like a big puzzle box...

  • @kevinekerr7284
    @kevinekerr7284 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so wild hearing nothing but North American English in Marrakech.

  • @z_vinyl
    @z_vinyl ปีที่แล้ว

    when nl stars shooting everyone he is mimicking my playstyle

  • @jankywo3183
    @jankywo3183 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man is so funny to watch cause like wtf

  • @pagol6253
    @pagol6253 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:25 Instant Kharma

  • @troycampolo
    @troycampolo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Didn’t know when I’d see another Hitman streamer say exsqueeze me

    • @offbrandDavid
      @offbrandDavid ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like I can still hear his voice

  • @RatPyromaniac
    @RatPyromaniac ปีที่แล้ว

    This series is pog hope it stays for At least a bit of the year lol

  • @kingzero3098
    @kingzero3098 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A bit of a mess". No shit. lol

  • @slick3996
    @slick3996 ปีที่แล้ว

    i can't help but notice how rarely NL uses the ''vision'' with CTRL

    • @gamelandmaster3680
      @gamelandmaster3680 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess he feels like it’s cheating, even in the golden goblet he made a point about it (admittedly 2-3 years ago).

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamelandmaster3680 that's kinda weird since it's literally one of the main features of the game, regardless it's still fun content

  • @GDAlkali
    @GDAlkali ปีที่แล้ว

    more hitman pog, you love to see it

  • @ragading5377
    @ragading5377 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Woop woop

  • @leejames929
    @leejames929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does he keep getting one guyed?

  • @z_vinyl
    @z_vinyl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    imagine the dopamine rush of shopping at simons and you enter the changing room only to see northern lion just removing his shirt and you see his big hairy manly chest and hes all like "ahh yeah im nl you know it like that fr" and im like oh wow we should play sap sometimes you say sure and do a cool smile and do a banter. you are so awesome and i do say i am quite pogged for the roguelite hitmans

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, did he throw the remote explosive right on the person.

  • @ruvindap66
    @ruvindap66 ปีที่แล้ว

    midnight sun 2.0. thank you peg lion.

  • @ryancooper4770
    @ryancooper4770 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JUDO CHOP

  • @Tanish129
    @Tanish129 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so funny how bad he is, I love it.

  • @theREALducktape000
    @theREALducktape000 ปีที่แล้ว

    The doubters are slurping tonight

  • @ViciousVirusV2
    @ViciousVirusV2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVING THIS

  • @therealchief850
    @therealchief850 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the hitman keep it up

  • @Redtuxedough
    @Redtuxedough ปีที่แล้ว

    shit is some pog content brothers

  • @Joeybullets
    @Joeybullets 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone watch NL a while and start to talk like him? Two different stints where my accent has shifted more towards his Sean Connery lisp

  • @nyansugoi
    @nyansugoi ปีที่แล้ว

    >i gave someone the finger
    yta
    >there were cyclists
    esh
    >someone tailgating me blocked the bike lane
    nta
    >some punk jay walked and spat on the ground
    nah
    >CHECK THIS OUT
    based

  • @Koziolrh
    @Koziolrh ปีที่แล้ว

    Shitman is back and I'm ready to pog.

  • @jeffdecaro3164
    @jeffdecaro3164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's back to playing good games 😂

  • @steeze1716
    @steeze1716 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude for real your content is so great I wish u the best

  • @jslime8850
    @jslime8850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love the hitman again keep it up

  • @laziash
    @laziash ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's pretty hard to be this bad it requires a lot of skill

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this replacing sap