pretty sure he lost both snipers lol you can see at :57 he has none on the wall so he probably lost one then lost the other. haven't watched the vod though, so could be wrong
@@ApocalypseSoldiers yeah apparently there's been a mix up in the upload order. I thought it was pretty heads up to grab a second one. Guess he lost both somewhere along the way.
51:54 I swear we had the exact same situation with the same exact spoken words a couple episodes ago where someone on the chat is like: "you´re standing literally on the stairs", please someone confirm for me im not going insane. Im starting to think im stuck in the matrix or smth with the deja vus
something i found out nl is when u are selecting ur campaign and ur scrolling through the books you dont have to hit back to get to another book. you can just use arrow keys i think. because on ps5 i can just use the directional buttons on d pad to scroll through. im talking about the books at 1:25
Northernlion regularly does NOT have entire playthroughs of many games he has played. Its why I've started to watch him less, I just cant stay invested if he's skipping stuff all the time.
as someone who has never played hitman and is terrible at stealth in games- im happy i get to watch him play in blissful ignorance as i dont know any better
The last mission is true, "I AM ENDING THE STREAM, PLEASE HURRY UP" energy. Man waddles around begging for things to go faster making things take longer as he fails to notice several key things like: Stairs leading down to target, target walking up those same stairs and being in his line of sight, killing guards needed to be done with a Sniper Rifle. Then he also proceeds to pull out a sniper rifle in front of a guard getting shot in the process and losing the 500 to "Do not take damage" then proceeds to fail the "Only headshots" worth 500 all so he can make his life extremely difficult when trying to escape a compound full of armed guards for no reward as the 1000 he got from killing 3 guards with a sniper cost him 1000 that he could have had in his pocket had he simply have exited the level before shooting any guard. This was a desperation play for sure.
You know what I dont mind the out of order uploads that much. It's a little confusing in the banter narrative but there's a lot of actually-talking-about-the-game in these so there's still plenty of focus on the actual manhittery.
Egg gets gunned down in the first mission because he cleavered a guy in front of 3 witnesses and then accidently gets SASO 2 missions later. Yep, feels about right.
The two sniper rifles in the other universe are like the cars in Mon Bazou - both useful, with different styles, but handicapped severely by Melon Man's insistence at keeping them together at all times.
My favourite part was where he turned the take no damage and the head shot kills objectives into the sniper rifle kills objective instead of just leaving
I knew it was coming, too, because from the minimap alone, even if you weren't tracking their appearances, you could see the guy he was focusing on wasn't his target, and you just knew he'd be too impatient to double-check before throwing (in more ways than one). :P
Gotta love giving up his 500 from headshots only and 500 from take no damage in order to get 1000 from killing 3 guards with a sniper ending up exactly where he was, with way more effort and non-target kills
Can't believe how hard he threw on that last mission lol. Literally would have just taken an extra few seconds of situational awareness to recognize what needs to be done. Not understanding how a map works is the greatest downfall now. Can't recognize stairs he's standing right next to, can't recognize white dots to show there are people around him that will sus him, doesn't notice the red warning on illegal items before pulling out a sniper directly in front of someone or running through a crowd, can't remember what the objectives are. This would have played directly into his playstyle for this level: silenced pistol the guy coming up the stairs 2 feet away from you, leave the building, go find a rooftop and snipe 3 soliders, walk out totally undetected. Tune in next time to see more incredible adventures of the Egg Assassin
Everything was going fine until he decided to take a sniper rifle in front of a soldier and shoot him in the stomach to loose every optional objective and risk dying. The machinations of egg's mind truly are an enigma.
Sorry Mr Northernlion/Ryan, I've been skipping the hitman videos these past few days because I recently bought the trilogy and am playing them through for myself. (I don't want the maps' visual to be spoiled)
Getting real Hollow Knight vibes from this playthrough. He's so bad at the game I want to punch the screen. Will still watch it, though, even if it costs me some nerve cells.
I feel like I am watching episodes from two different timelines, one where he lost the sniper rifle and one where he has two of them
I just assumed he immediately forgot he had a second one as he's kind of dim
pretty sure he lost both snipers lol you can see at :57 he has none on the wall so he probably lost one then lost the other. haven't watched the vod though, so could be wrong
@@ApocalypseSoldiers yeah apparently there's been a mix up in the upload order. I thought it was pretty heads up to grab a second one. Guess he lost both somewhere along the way.
The dark timeline
NL isn’t uploading these out of order, you guys just don’t understand high art. It’s called cinema sweetheart, look it up.
People want to act smart on the internet and yet have never watched Pulp Fiction. Crayzee
Ryan "Kurosawa" LeTourneau taught Quentin Tarantino everything he knows.
it's non linear storytelling honey
Yeah I’m high alright
They would hate Memento.
It's ok NL's just uploading these THE LOOOOONG WAY!
Xddd
it's like a choose your own adventure with these uploads
Except it's not your choice.
Feel like I'm a part of Christopher Nolan's underappreciated 2000 thriller Memento with these uploads
Maybe it's because I fall asleep to basically every episode, but I swear he hasn't said "Judo chop" once since returning to Hitman.
Ive been so disapointed.
There’s also been a severe lack of tomato cans being thrown at domes, but it’s the rogue like mode so what are you gunna do?
Judy has been very absent.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
My girlfriend is a new NL fan and I’ve been telling her how old NL would hit ‘em with the judo chop
loses 1000 manpoint to get a 1000 manpoint, he really is built different
and then berates the chatter because he doesn't realize he took damage and lost 500 along with losing 500 for all headshots
yeah but chat is hella annoying so he's good @@lllllllllllillllllll
Amazing that NLs chat is made up entirely of retired Mafia hitmen
Yeah, that's how I woulda did tit
big brother backseat energy
Him slowly peppering the guard from a mile away was gold
Bro really said "just give me a second" as he unpacks a sniper right in front of the guy 😂😂😂
NL be uploading these streams the same way Fox broadcasted Firefly: out of order.
Nl just slowly riddling the guard with bullets at the end was so fucking funny
This game goes so hard as a rogue like. Please never stop
There will never be a more batshit means of committing stealth knockouts than the power-stanced overhand briefcase throw. Tell me I'm wrong.
The throwables to the head in this game slay me every time ☠️
We missed an episode. But I love this series thanks for posting them on TH-cam!
51:54 I swear we had the exact same situation with the same exact spoken words a couple episodes ago where someone on the chat is like: "you´re standing literally on the stairs", please someone confirm for me im not going insane. Im starting to think im stuck in the matrix or smth with the deja vus
you have been being simulated all your life
red is actually yellow
The long range snipe of opportunity was really sweet. Such an amazing assassination that nobody even remembers it.
something i found out nl is when u are selecting ur campaign and ur scrolling through the books you dont have to hit back to get to another book. you can just use arrow keys i think. because on ps5 i can just use the directional buttons on d pad to scroll through. im talking about the books at 1:25
My man getting sussed and just opens fire into the crowd. Powerful brain energy
NL turning around at 15:04 for the posture check was fucking incredible
NL when chat talks about in-game money : "Bro, who cares."
NL when NL talks about in-game money: "DOOOOD I NEED MORE MONEY!! WTF!!"
omg so true
It's mildly irritating.
Yous ain’t never heard of in media res huh? Now we’re all invested in the missing link.
NOOOOO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SNIPER RIFLES
Probably tomorrow if the pattern holds.
NL just taking constant Ls is the funniest shit, and it makes the out of order uploads of no consequence
Oh boy I can't wait to rage at the egg's lack of patience, neglect of minimap usage and neglect of paying attention in general lol
>stands next to stairs
>"how do you get down????"
Did I miss an episode?!? How did he fail? 😳
Northernlion regularly does NOT have entire playthroughs of many games he has played.
Its why I've started to watch him less, I just cant stay invested if he's skipping stuff all the time.
@@Hannah_The_Heretic Relax he'll probably just upload last part next, he gets parts mixed up often
I've noticed this kind of thing happening before. I think it's because he streams the entire playthrough but only records some of it.
He's new to youtube, in a years time im sure mistakes like this won't plauge every others eris he does.
Quiet quitting
17:30 NL gets the pass on fumbling the stealth because of how insanely good he manages to dismantle the next 3 guards
Common out of order upload huh?
The timeline has split from the moment Enelle made the mine incident
Yo that Dubai with the prestige objective was kinda crazy, I was pogging at those plays.
55:16 ... The microfocus is what brings me overall enjoyment egg, please
NL: murder rampage
Me: That's how I woulda did it
as someone who has never played hitman and is terrible at stealth in games- im happy i get to watch him play in blissful ignorance as i dont know any better
Man what happened? we were in pog city with 2 sniper rifles and all
NL “The toilet I do some of my best work in here” 😅
This is why I'm actively avoiding The Library of Letourneau's Hitman clips. It's a lot more fun to watch this without having seen 50% of it in clips.
i am a step above, i waited to watch this until today
Legitimately laughed out loud at work when he said “the Ocky way”
Then we put tha customah on the grill
The last mission is true, "I AM ENDING THE STREAM, PLEASE HURRY UP" energy.
Man waddles around begging for things to go faster making things take longer as he fails to notice several key things like: Stairs leading down to target, target walking up those same stairs and being in his line of sight, killing guards needed to be done with a Sniper Rifle.
Then he also proceeds to pull out a sniper rifle in front of a guard getting shot in the process and losing the 500 to "Do not take damage" then proceeds to fail the "Only headshots" worth 500 all so he can make his life extremely difficult when trying to escape a compound full of armed guards for no reward as the 1000 he got from killing 3 guards with a sniper cost him 1000 that he could have had in his pocket had he simply have exited the level before shooting any guard.
This was a desperation play for sure.
Yall complaining about his out of order uploads and lack of patience. But why is no one talking about his absolute negligence of the instinct system.
It's a shame he never found the safe, but I don't think a grenade would open it anyway.
You know what I dont mind the out of order uploads that much. It's a little confusing in the banter narrative but there's a lot of actually-talking-about-the-game in these so there's still plenty of focus on the actual manhittery.
Egg gets gunned down in the first mission because he cleavered a guy in front of 3 witnesses and then accidently gets SASO 2 missions later. Yep, feels about right.
5:18
The best part is he doesn't even hit the target.
Is this series a rage-bait ad for hitman? Makes me want to play lol
Hitman sure knows how to get the gourd going
The two sniper rifles in the other universe are like the cars in Mon Bazou - both useful, with different styles, but handicapped severely by Melon Man's insistence at keeping them together at all times.
Can someone please tell me what song this was at 23:00? To be fed this sliver of a bop and left out in the cold is too cruel.
Every single target so far wears an earring and necklace and smokes...
27:41 Lightning fans when their team fails to three-peat
NL thinking he could outperform 47 on a bike when 47 can throw a screwdriver so hard it straight murders a dude every time...
Not only is the game a roguelike but the episodes are too!
😂 loving this series so much
My favourite part was where he turned the take no damage and the head shot kills objectives into the sniper rifle kills objective instead of just leaving
As long as he had fun though
Can't wait to watch the latest train wreck!!!
Edit: 5 minutes in and NL just killed a random infront of 3 guards 😌
I knew it was coming, too, because from the minimap alone, even if you weren't tracking their appearances, you could see the guy he was focusing on wasn't his target, and you just knew he'd be too impatient to double-check before throwing (in more ways than one). :P
Honestly that Dubai performance really was crazy
"The toilet! I do some of my best work in here!" 🤨
loving the progress keep it uppp!! I believe you missed a clip inbetween this and the last video we missed you losing your rifle.
Thank you. Your content is on point.
However it's not in order.
They got toilets the size of my room 🥲
I enjoy your Hitman 3 content. Always fun to watch you struggle. :D
I hate it when i simply cannot find the last clue.
Its both frustrating af and entertaining af how bad he is at the game
Gotta love giving up his 500 from headshots only and 500 from take no damage in order to get 1000 from killing 3 guards with a sniper
ending up exactly where he was, with way more effort and non-target kills
Now if you only played every mission like the Dubai disguise time trial
I will give you 500 ManCoin to upload these in order.
yo just noticed - the hell is the Hitman map on? It seems like its an Ultra-North-America'nism.
the obsession with the briefcase is cute
There's a "YOU ARE HERE" on the map screen how is my man gettin lost?
Does he ever look at the mini map lol
he trespassed silently
Dubai was CLEAN
Bruh where's my duck episode 🤣
Can't believe how hard he threw on that last mission lol. Literally would have just taken an extra few seconds of situational awareness to recognize what needs to be done. Not understanding how a map works is the greatest downfall now. Can't recognize stairs he's standing right next to, can't recognize white dots to show there are people around him that will sus him, doesn't notice the red warning on illegal items before pulling out a sniper directly in front of someone or running through a crowd, can't remember what the objectives are. This would have played directly into his playstyle for this level: silenced pistol the guy coming up the stairs 2 feet away from you, leave the building, go find a rooftop and snipe 3 soliders, walk out totally undetected.
Tune in next time to see more incredible adventures of the Egg Assassin
This actually was the worst thing I've ever seen. Unreasonable how a man can fuck up this badly.
Everything was going fine until he decided to take a sniper rifle in front of a soldier and shoot him in the stomach to loose every optional objective and risk dying. The machinations of egg's mind truly are an enigma.
Is there a time limit on hitman vision or something? He seriously underutilizes the ability to literally see through walls.
No. And for somebody who is always trying to figure out where to go, he never once checks the map either.
watch "Do you think it's funny to lie like that (HITMAN)" first. np
Sorry Mr Northernlion/Ryan, I've been skipping the hitman videos these past few days because I recently bought the trilogy and am playing them through for myself. (I don't want the maps' visual to be spoiled)
Honestly a bit jealous of people getting to experience it all at once for the first time now that it's a complete package lol. Hope it's fun!
I don't care if it's out of order
I'm basically angry watching at this point.
Colorado is way too hard
Finally, im early to some pog content.
Algorithmic engagement
i understand im only judging from the perspective of what NL reads from chat, but why does his chat just seem like a bunch of whiny crybabies
Incredible, you threw away 1500 man coin in 2 seconds
Getting real Hollow Knight vibes from this playthrough. He's so bad at the game I want to punch the screen. Will still watch it, though, even if it costs me some nerve cells.
I'm starting to think that stealth isn't NLs strong suit. Can't quite put my finger on why though.
nl’s hate for colorado is the same as my feelings for math
That's how i woulda did it
He only likes this game because bald
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