I’ve come to realise that Verisure’s ads being so consistently and spectacularly shite is actually a canny marketing ploy. I have no need for a burglar alarm and have a major aversion to adverts, yet this is one brand name that is now indelibly etched on my consciousness, as well as the consciousness of all those who I have told to watch their adverts if they want to have a laugh.
The latest Verisure advert featuring an amateur Golfer who's hit a wayward drive from a nearby Golf course leaving his ball embedded in the patio doors is absolutely stupid. I don't know who the numpties are in the Verisure Marketing team but their adverts are a joke...😂😂 The alarm isn't even emitting a sound despite an engineer arriving on site in an instant like a time traveller in his Verisure Tardis 🤣🤣
The golf one is my favourite! "Sorry mate, bit of a wayward tee shot... What a service! I'll get that for my home!" That guy is such a massive wanker it's almost genius.
Great alarms. Set off the zero thing and burgler who has already broke in runs away, surely it would be better for police to catch the culprits rather than let them get away and burgle someone else. Shite idea
The scripts are pure shyte - followed by the actors. PS Verisure, alarms alert - they don't protect, doing nothing to prevent access. 'Peace of mind' is illusory.
Very sure Adverts are simply doing just what they are advertising..with out all that stupid music prancing about and not really knowing what the hell they're on about..Well done VERISURE.
@user-kv4el6oz2m ha ha! Wow it works! I've watched the advert about 1000 times now and had a Verisure Party 🥳 and invited all my friends and family over and the 120 party goers watched on the giant cinema screen I erected in the garden. I played it 10 times that night. Nobody worked out what he said.... My wife has now left me...
@@danthemaninfierno 😂 - Well, for what it's worth, my brother asked the same thing when this came on yet again the other day & it sounded to me like - middle guy: "...It's brilliant & with all this, I don't have to worry about it." green shirt guy: " d'y'think _I_ should - ? " other 2 guys: " *yes!* " Well worth the wait, I'm sure you'll agree. Now lets just hope for the sake of all mankind, green shirt guy does get that peace of mind the rest of them have, then he too can join their Verisure cult.
Most of them are appalling but the recent ones using the lovely Hannah Jackson are a breath of fresh air. She is so beautiful, it makes them worth watching.
A JUNKIE OFF HIS TOTS WILL ROB ANYONE VERICANT OR NOT 24HR MONOTERING IS USELESS IF THE UK POLICE TAKE 3 DAYS TO RESPOND VERISURE CON ARTISTS SCUMBAGS PREY ON EMOTIONS FULL STOP
Chris Moyles brought me here.
Same - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Verisure
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I’ve come to realise that Verisure’s ads being so consistently and spectacularly shite is actually a canny marketing ploy. I have no need for a burglar alarm and have a major aversion to adverts, yet this is one brand name that is now indelibly etched on my consciousness, as well as the consciousness of all those who I have told to watch their adverts if they want to have a laugh.
If the adverts are bad, then the product's bad. I now associate Verisure with crap.
I was scared to leave the house, now that I have a verisure alarm I've discovered my front door needs painted.
painting
Terrible adverts are designed to make you remember the product.
For all the wrong reasons.
That’s the adman’s excuse for doing a crap job.
These ads are far more shocking than John getting burgled.
Painful absolutely painful advert the needle broke on my ultra cringeometer
i switch off when it's the ads so i've missed these.
2:40 why is the Pure Cremations man with the bad 'hair' style trying to flirt with the insulation chap? It is just creepy... 🙄
This is essentially what adverts in general are like nowadays. Nothing like what they used to be like in the past. Shocking.
The latest Verisure advert featuring an amateur Golfer who's hit a wayward drive from a nearby Golf course leaving his ball embedded in the patio doors is absolutely stupid. I don't know who the numpties are in the Verisure Marketing team but their adverts are a joke...😂😂 The alarm isn't even emitting a sound despite an engineer arriving on site in an instant like a time traveller in his Verisure Tardis 🤣🤣
The golf one is my favourite! "Sorry mate, bit of a wayward tee shot... What a service! I'll get that for my home!" That guy is such a massive wanker it's almost genius.
Re the latest advert with 2 women who seem to be attending a yoga class - who on earth wears a blouse and jacket to yoga 😳 !!
Its cringe
" More SURER " ....... GREAT ENGLISH VERISURE !!!! .... and I'm Irish !
Great alarms. Set off the zero thing and burgler who has already broke in runs away, surely it would be better for police to catch the culprits rather than let them get away and burgle someone else. Shite idea
Thanks heaps for the UPLOAD!!
they were on watchdog recently for ripping people off.
Honestly were these adverts made to insult our intelligence or a very clever marketing ploy.
The scripts are pure shyte - followed by the actors. PS Verisure, alarms alert - they don't protect, doing nothing to prevent access. 'Peace of mind' is illusory.
The scripts start out much better than this. But they’re stuck within the parameters of hat the company wants.
all half them do is nod there head that pain in the arse daughter she now sells product its gutwrenching
Do they nod THEIR head?
3:49 is it quoishin? YES!!
Don't get that bit at all.
Its my life's ambition to be in one of these ads
Just tell them you're a shyte actor - it's a shoe-in.
@@catherinestewart2174 definitely a starting point!
😂
Very sure Adverts are simply doing just what they are advertising..with out all that stupid music prancing about and not really knowing what the hell they're on about..Well done VERISURE.
Maybe the verisure alarms are just to scare burglars away just from the adverts 💀
It's obvious to me now that Mr Bean produces these adverts
The absolute worst acting I’ve seen since I saw some of that garbage show hollyoaks!!! 🤣
Jack says "oh that's awful" just like Rishi Sunak
"So fast?"
they're not bad, it's just straighjt to the point. i wish all ads were this short.
ABSOLUTELY. without all their usual distractions ..
I should get one too
The thing that always confuses me, is it's a 24/7 monitored alarm system... so why is it referred to as ZEROVISION?
Surely you want FULLvision?
What does the last guy say???
@user-kv4el6oz2m ha ha! Wow it works! I've watched the advert about 1000 times now and had a Verisure Party 🥳 and invited all my friends and family over and the 120 party goers watched on the giant cinema screen I erected in the garden. I played it 10 times that night. Nobody worked out what he said.... My wife has now left me...
@@danthemaninfierno 😂 - Well, for what it's worth, my brother asked the same thing when this came on yet again the other day & it sounded to me like -
middle guy: "...It's brilliant & with all this, I don't have to worry about it."
green shirt guy: " d'y'think _I_ should - ? "
other 2 guys: " *yes!* "
Well worth the wait, I'm sure you'll agree. Now lets just hope for the sake of all mankind,
green shirt guy does get that peace of mind the rest of them have,
then he too can join their Verisure cult.
Is your car insured
3:49 You can see the split seconds before the delivery of the line the Green Shirt guy thinking about it....
@@bloodlust1000
Mind your own business 😊
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Most of them are appalling but the recent ones using the lovely Hannah Jackson are a breath of fresh air. She is so beautiful, it makes them worth watching.
FF
A JUNKIE OFF HIS TOTS WILL ROB ANYONE VERICANT OR NOT 24HR MONOTERING IS USELESS IF THE UK POLICE TAKE 3 DAYS TO RESPOND VERISURE CON ARTISTS SCUMBAGS PREY ON EMOTIONS FULL STOP