Onision finally RESPONDS to his behavior!

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  • @Repzion
    @Repzion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into another onion boy video overview! If you'd like to support me or my ASMR content, you can find my Patreon here combined with my Twitch where I stream every weekend (including today at 4pm PST) Thanks for watching! Patreon: www.patreon.com/mrrepzion?ty=h -- My Twitch: www.twitch.tv/repzion -- Also my ASMR channel: th-cam.com/users/ASMRepzion

    • @rachelrose9085
      @rachelrose9085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I AM HERE

    • @Dekudicklicker
      @Dekudicklicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Howdy

    • @toromiheartstwo
      @toromiheartstwo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi daniel! hope youre doinh well :-)

    • @puppetplays7611
      @puppetplays7611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your videos man! Especially the Onision files

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Repzion thank you so much I love your videos and your realistic and sensible approach to things while having a nice touch of humor. Keep doing what you do!

  • @mikayla8160
    @mikayla8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    I feel like when his mom used to tell him “they’re just mean because they’re jealous”, he took it a little too close to heart

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Mikayla Hough or the saying that when people hate on you they just want to be you or something like that... no they just hate you

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The way he talks is so pompous, I just wanna smack him so bad

    • @PintoPerico
      @PintoPerico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Was that after or before she hit him with a flashlight 😂

    • @bethvelarde7650
      @bethvelarde7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In a nutshell, yes.

    • @mikayla8160
      @mikayla8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      allz good *fleshlight

  • @mikehunt3842
    @mikehunt3842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    “You’re all still in highschool... Yeah, like the people you keep having relationships with!” GET REKT ONION BOY

    • @poisonivyremix3718
      @poisonivyremix3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nick Candy bruh I literally paused the video and said “burn” 😂

    • @itzTeTe
      @itzTeTe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit he went there 😂

    • @erikascencen
      @erikascencen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he also molested Darcys bf verystream.com/stream/GukSfTmARyJ/GJAN_BACHURAS

    • @Pinkification
      @Pinkification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @1KQ_
      @1KQ_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *FATALITY*

  • @bennyd.1862
    @bennyd.1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    "I'm the mature one in this situation!"
    *Insults people like a child.*

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I hope I don't have diarrhea in a pie tin"
      *eats handfuls of laxitives and grabs a nearby pie tin in euphoric anticipation*

    • @AzhidaReminiec9999
      @AzhidaReminiec9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Benny,Onion roll should seek professional psychaetric help A S A P!

    • @smexipenguin
      @smexipenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Benny D. He’d be that kid arguing with a teacher that he’s right and the teacher is wrong, stupid and inferior. No one liked that kid.

    • @ahsbbsjsj2291
      @ahsbbsjsj2291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      > Making parody video instead of addressing it like an adult.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "im the only mature person here!"
      - creep who dates children (yet somehow still also manages to be the most immature one in any given situation)

  • @no4pls127
    @no4pls127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3339

    Onision talks like a 14 year old edgy teen who thinks he’s figured out how the entire world works after reading one book.

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No4pls he read some bible and decided he’s better than God

    • @AltairScuti777
      @AltairScuti777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Basically the plot of his books 😂 (and yeah, the 3 books have the same bullshit plot line )

    • @Belacroix5
      @Belacroix5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lol he probably didnt even read it, he just read a summary on Wikipedia

    • @olponyeari9137
      @olponyeari9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he is like tate langdon but worst

    • @serentique
      @serentique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except he wrote that book.

  • @CheesecakeHey
    @CheesecakeHey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4482

    I love that you say "Gregory" like a disapproving father or guidance counselor 😂

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Cheesecake Hey
      Or a younger brother who is reporting his older sibling's behavior to an adult

    • @juliereminiec4937
      @juliereminiec4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or his mother

    • @sukosagi
      @sukosagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's right you use his government name against him

    • @demitriafallscon2732
      @demitriafallscon2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I also love when he calls him "Greggypoo" sometimes 😂

    • @ThaBoss76000
      @ThaBoss76000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Just like how Dumbledore kept calling Voldemort “Tom” 😂

  • @megankarow2328
    @megankarow2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    see, this is where he’s wrong: we’re not trying to cancel him, we’re trying to put him behind bars.

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Why do u want him to be a bartender?

    • @vibinwmysockson6497
      @vibinwmysockson6497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brad Bradly this is my fav comment under this video

    • @cainthebastard7053
      @cainthebastard7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah he’s long cancelled, he needs to be dealt with accordingly.

    • @RemiAkinwale
      @RemiAkinwale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not both 🤗

    • @simj202
      @simj202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@charinav3556 it'd please me more if I knew he was actually punished for his actions rather than having had an easy way out.

  • @bencoggins633
    @bencoggins633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    “they’ve never seen a successful relationship” yeah Greg because they was 17

    • @BlueGeen
      @BlueGeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Ben Coggins and like, even if it was true that they never had a successful relationship after Greg, that's fuckin sad and why would Greg be proud of essentially damaging a young persons ability to have a healthy relationship? :/ if they never had a good relationship since... plus you met them when they were 17... that just means you broke them. :/

    • @AnyHeroBlake
      @AnyHeroBlake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@BlueGeen because he's sociopathic and sadistic. As well as narcissistic with a god complex and an intense delusion of grandeur.

    • @novanoamana1895
      @novanoamana1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally yelled this too; lol. 👍

    • @fruityblue9784
      @fruityblue9784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ben Coggins THIS!!! What a shit excuse!

    • @AleesatheIsraeli
      @AleesatheIsraeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    “You’re all still in high school”
    I thought he was into that kind of stuff.

    • @Saruska323
      @Saruska323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh I have 3rd degree burns

    • @MarieKyriney
      @MarieKyriney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      greg: “You’re all still in high school”
      me, sitting at work, with my full time job: oh boy i wish

    • @sadpeace5252
      @sadpeace5252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yikes

    • @umok8433
      @umok8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I choked

    • @DJVirgoNeun1
      @DJVirgoNeun1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😆😆

  • @kriscynical
    @kriscynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    My only constant thought through his entire response:
    *_This man has CHILDREN._*

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He is the titular Entitled Parent

    • @kittyythecat
      @kittyythecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Does anyone know what is going on with the kids??? They are so quiet when it comes to them that I tend to forget. It has me worried on how much he neglects the children.

    • @angryjester8622
      @angryjester8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      didn’t he mention about not talking to them once because they “couldn’t communicate properly” or something like that? i swear i’ve read somewhere that he does NOTHING to help further develop his children and blames then in return, which doesn’t surprise me.

    • @megaupsilon
      @megaupsilon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Pink Bunny I remember there’s a video of Kai doing a review of something from Taco Bell and in the background you can hear Greg yelling at the kids and he says something about needing to take responsibility.
      I feel so bad for these kids. I hate jumping to conclusions but they’re provably quiet about their kids so people can’t find out about the bad things that go on in the household

    • @jennajune2101
      @jennajune2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His kids are living a literal nightmare. I feel so incredibly horrible & sickened to think about what they deal with on a daily basis. I really hope someone steps in & can rescue them before a lot more damage is done to them. I just cannot imagine having BOTH of those insanely sick people for parents. Just disgusting & very very sad.

  • @liyahliyah694
    @liyahliyah694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    geeRG: "youRe alL in hiGhsChoOl"
    my mans Repzion : "Like the people you want to bring into your life"
    NICE.

  • @bunnygirl893
    @bunnygirl893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    I THOUGHT HE HAD A STICK OF CHEESE AND THE CRUNCH THREW ME OFF

    • @keyboardtypes8067
      @keyboardtypes8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mood

    • @angeloffish
      @angeloffish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bunnygirl same here 😂.

    • @hayleycakes3435
      @hayleycakes3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      lmao, naw girl those are those wafer things, theyre delicious, especially the strawberry ones and theyre hella cheap too. make a great sweet snack.

    • @matthewbesuden2719
      @matthewbesuden2719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ME TOO

    • @samsh0-q3a
      @samsh0-q3a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's a freakin wafer, I hate those things, why couldnt it have been cheeeeeese

  • @atinyevil1383
    @atinyevil1383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Onision: the man who can write an essay and still say absolutely nothing.

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@falconflower87 actually... I'm not sure. I got called out on "watering down" my essays with paragraphs of "verbal vomit" back in middle school (my teacher literally crossed out whole sections and labeled them as "verbal vomit". Same in HS, but more..ehm...blunt. I know my professors in undergrad were pretty good at catching that sort of stuff too. I never went to grad school though, so idk how things are in that realm, lol.

    • @Hatsunemiku58077
      @Hatsunemiku58077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U got it to a good point

    • @marillmusik
      @marillmusik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not unlike our so-called President.

    • @LetsSaboogi
      @LetsSaboogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh you summed that up perfectly

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That simple statement is more enlightened and meaningful than anything that Gruggle has ever said, written, or thought.

  • @olivialyon0
    @olivialyon0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    “if someone doesn’t like you , move on with your life”???? is that why you left your ex 20 voicemails?????

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      olivia lyon you see, that IS his life. he can’t move on because it’s all he’s ever been

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He left those because he loved her!! He was just trying to be happy with someone ok I can't do it.
      I can't actually go thru with making a troll of an onionboyfan post. I keep trying, but I just can't bring myself to let people think that of me.
      I respect myself goddamnit

    • @aishlingpaigehanlon1571
      @aishlingpaigehanlon1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's a creep.He should be locked up.

    • @jumpluffjackzekromzack5779
      @jumpluffjackzekromzack5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @olivia lyon Spaaaaades sliiiick

    • @mdiddio
      @mdiddio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      olivia lyon Or every other person who he has obsessively stalked and spread hate videos about, over and over and over. His victims come out publicly once, after years of him obsessing over them, and this is his narc rage response.

  • @poppitish
    @poppitish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    Nobody:
    Onision: *brings up Shane Dawson for little to no reason*

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Onision: *brings up Shane Dawson just because*

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He's so obsessed it's so crazy

    • @dayrbenzie339
      @dayrbenzie339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He mentioned Shane because he’s jealous of Shane’s success. Onion boy needs to be cancelled and that’s coming who despises cancelled culture

    • @instinctivelychelsea2905
      @instinctivelychelsea2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What's funny is if he used his own logic hed see how it looks when he constantly brings up shane, shane kicked YOU out of HIS life so that males YOU the dumbass morom asshole and whatever you called people who used to know you lol. It's actually hilariously circular.

    • @Gamingartswithrose
      @Gamingartswithrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dnt shit on shane greg. Your just mad cuz hes a good person and your not

  • @-Songbird
    @-Songbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    There’s a proverb among women: “beware of the man who brags that all his exes are psychos”

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol my bf and all of his friends say all my bf's exes are psychos...

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Goddess 18 Not planning on it lol

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kate
      Yeah, that’s accurate.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And more generally, "If everyone reeks of shit, check under your own shoe."

    • @5calambres
      @5calambres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello girls. As a guy i have to ask.. “beware of the man who brags that all his exes are psychos” So if those men are attracted to you this means by your logic...
      ....that you avoid him bc you could find out, that he is a normal dude who just is attracted to psychos. jk ;)

  • @nonamejones216
    @nonamejones216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "I'm dumping all of you" he screamed into the empty abyss that used to be filled with the people who watched/liked his videos. His final "you" echoed through the empty cavern of people who cared. It had been two long winters since his last fan indulged in his polarizing content, seeking refuge in videos that criticized the now isolated onion boy instead. Comforted with only his memories of time past, the fallen onion boy caught a glance of his retched appearance in the mirror. For a brief flicker he was confronted with the cold truth: he, was in fact, the problem. End scene.

    • @jensimpson1140
      @jensimpson1140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      This comment was more entertaining than any of his "books"

    • @sabserab
      @sabserab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mad skills! So true

    • @xGorefieldx
      @xGorefieldx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *applauds*

    • @Mauve222M
      @Mauve222M 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rachel_eh hahaha 😂

    • @Tyler-tf7eh
      @Tyler-tf7eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be honest, I'm kind of upset.
      I was hoping for something more like: "he, was in fact, a banana"

  • @Motherofdoggons
    @Motherofdoggons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    “I’m the only mature person in these situations”
    Well I mean ya, they’re children.

    • @corinne4562
      @corinne4562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Marisa W this comment is perfect.

    • @madisonpratt98
      @madisonpratt98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAO

    • @Noxhei
      @Noxhei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And yet he's not even remotely mature.

    • @aidenrhodes4456
      @aidenrhodes4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha that's class

    • @emmastar020
      @emmastar020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marisa W why does this not have more likes

  • @mollympls
    @mollympls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    he's "leaving twitter" because he can't delete comments on twitter. if he can't control the narrative he can't handle it.

    • @lilithjade4363
      @lilithjade4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Molly Widstrom this

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Molly Widstrom It’s crazy that I used to watch his videos and defend him. “It’s the Internet, if you’re offended then don’t watch.” I’ve since then outgrown him. He hasn’t and will continue to play the victim card.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pink Diamond im genuinely so happy for u ✨ not only for outgrowing him but also for managing to escape that mentality. considering hes really obsessive & controlling & obscenely manipulative towards anyone & everyone he can reach - even including ppl just watching his content - it can be difficult to snap out of it

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sambi bambi I thank you for that. I wish all his fans left him too now. Then we’ll see how he’ll deflect it and say it’s their faults for not sticking with him and being real fans. He would say something like this, and it’s disturbing.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@captainobvious6779 this might be hopeful thinking, but i really believe his fanbase is disappearing quickly.
      ... then again, that could also mean that the ones left who stick around, most probably the younger & most vulnerable people, make up a bigger and bigger percentage of his audience, which would then mean that more & more of the ppl still engaging with him are just the ones who are intensely "loyal"/"faithful" towards & validating him & his every action, & then with the added layer of that "WE MUST SAVE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GREGORY FROM THE H8" delusion, his self gratification / victim complex keeps inflating to the point he takes another "early trip to mexico" or whatever crisis hes been waiting to bust out next

  • @0_Wayward
    @0_Wayward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    His "official statement" was posted to his Twitter that he's made PRIVATE

    • @ShadowCim
      @ShadowCim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *applauds* What a fucking moron

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Maddox, in his echo chamber bubble where he's always right and haters are just haters for no reason

    • @0_Wayward
      @0_Wayward 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rov-Nihil I honestly didn't think that he'd let me follow him because his bio says to dm on patreon for access (which I think the fuck not). So now I follow him for my own entertainment at his stupidity

  • @marybethwylie
    @marybethwylie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    His Official Statement makes me feel sorry for anyone that has to be around him on a daily basis.

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Seriously. He has to be one of the most exhausting, infuriating people to deal with...I can't even imagine what his poor kids go through. Imagine growing up with Greg & Lainey/Kai, and your role models smh.

    • @TheSouthernBibliophile
      @TheSouthernBibliophile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. He’s s disgusting piece of shit.

    • @soulkin8287
      @soulkin8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like his kids

    • @mikolaidestroyerofworlds7904
      @mikolaidestroyerofworlds7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im so worried for their kids

    • @olhydra
      @olhydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it’s honestly horrifying that he has children

  • @FunkyElmo99
    @FunkyElmo99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    When Onision said “it’s not a phase, mom!” he actually meant it

    • @JMSayler
      @JMSayler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ^^ This deserves more credit, SO funny

    • @cierrawhite6820
      @cierrawhite6820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A cold hard FACT

    • @Terryterryterryterryterry
      @Terryterryterryterryterry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude, fr. He never grew out of that emo/scene phase. He still tries to pull off that look AND is interested in teenage girls!

    • @JenniferShaoandstuff
      @JenniferShaoandstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      -Likes emo bands
      -Likes anime
      -Has a holier than thou attitude
      -Tries to get teenage girls
      Greg is a 12 year old boy confirmed.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Dang*

  • @AmygdalaPond
    @AmygdalaPond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    It eventually shows in the video with the counts but for reference:
    Red - name calling
    Yellow - deflection
    Orange - public embarrassment
    Green - gaslighting
    Blue - denial
    Purple - table-turning

    • @SwedishDuckey
      @SwedishDuckey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Underrated comment

    • @Squeebbles
      @Squeebbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank u

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang look at all that blue. Why am I not surprised?

    • @morganfreeman9106
      @morganfreeman9106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you. Just started the video and was wondering.

    • @apollyonart
      @apollyonart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you ❤

  • @XxXLilKitsunexx
    @XxXLilKitsunexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    My favorite part
    “Today were gonna go over his official-“ *CRUNCH* *sip* “... STATEMENT...”

  • @STYLEisExpression
    @STYLEisExpression 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Onision: B-but Shane...
    Shane: *has a healthy relationship with another adult*
    Onision: *still tries to date teenage girls*

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ....because even young women in their mid-20s can see through his BS, nevermind women of his own age.

    • @CC-lm1tw
      @CC-lm1tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He always wanna drag Shane for nothing because unlike him, Shane is making something of himself

    • @Lexifer024
      @Lexifer024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahhahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this

    • @Andreas4696
      @Andreas4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Apple Tek Support As a 30-something year old man?

    • @banan7308
      @banan7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Apple Tek Support what ages do you classify a teen as old enough to understand consent

  • @rylandroo1992
    @rylandroo1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Onision: *you are all still in highschool*
    Repzion: *just like the people you bring into your life*
    Onision while watching this:
    👁 👁
    👃
    👄

    • @arieldennis1999
      @arieldennis1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rooley Rulez me though. When he said that I literally was like 👀

  • @misty8268
    @misty8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    me: *hungry*
    repzion: *waving wafer*
    me: *cries*

    • @Repzion
      @Repzion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Sorry. They taste good.

    • @Tayl0r_
      @Tayl0r_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Repzion Those Lotus Biscoff cookies are the best tbh

    • @NamiRokuFan095
      @NamiRokuFan095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, can’t fall asleep now cause I’m hungry

    • @Tayl0r_
      @Tayl0r_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luna now I want Lemon bars

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry. And I am way to tired to make something good. That made me so much more hungry

  • @Annerbannaners
    @Annerbannaners 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The wafers are killing me 😂 “oh nO Greg!” *proceeds to chomp a wafer*

  • @Jkjoannaki
    @Jkjoannaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    "I'm the only mature person in all these situations"
    Well, all of them are little teens and you are a 30year old dude, you uhm... SHOULD be more mature, and you shouldn't feel great for being more mature than kiddos, this is default maturity

    • @BlueGeen
      @BlueGeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Idontknow WhoIam
      Onision: im gonna date a teen
      Onision when the teenager acts like a teenager: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @ithuhalinqua1026
      @ithuhalinqua1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ironically, the kids aren't the ones throwing a tantrum most of the time.

    • @American_PAT
      @American_PAT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL 🤗 great point!!

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right as soon as he said that all I could think was “well yeah that’s exactly why you target them so you can always make this same argument to use for purposes of control”

  • @hoihoi4453
    @hoihoi4453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Saw this comment on Twitter: “ Greg claims that he’s a fact machine, but the truth is he’s more of a projector”

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hoi Hoi and he’s one of those old classroom ones that doesn’t always work and projects things really unclear

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And all he projects is pics of underage girls as he rates them

    • @mdiddio
      @mdiddio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoi Hoi Love it.

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artstroneatical2667 And has a yellow hue to every screen.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "I'm not a pedophile"
    Does he think that we didn't see that interview with Blaire White and that girl who they "adopted" when she was a minor?
    Also, he took Kai to New Mexico to get married when he was sixteen. "I'm not a pedophile" though.

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it the 1st or 2nd debate?

    • @jogdogfrog
      @jogdogfrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xRipperx619 You're splitting hairs here. Most people understand that the word pedophile means an attraction to minors under 18. The only people who know the word you used are people who are attracted to underage teens and clinical psychologists and psychiatrists.

    • @xRipperx619
      @xRipperx619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jogdogfrog I am neither a psychologist, or a psychiatrist. I merely look up the definition of the word. Either way, I do understand your point.

    • @snowharpper7596
      @snowharpper7596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT HOLY FUCK DOESNT THIS MEAN HE WOULD BE CHARGED WITH INCEST!

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MJ * That’s not how it works. The key is puberty. When a person has gone through sexual puberty they are physically adult. There is zero wrong with being attracted to someone who has adult features. We draw the line at what we feel mental maturity is and right to consent or being gullible and not fully developed mentally. No one is a pedophile for looking at someone post pubescent. They are however both morally wrong and illegal if they get them to have sex with them or do sexual stuff.

  • @lilithspookypants7789
    @lilithspookypants7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "But but shane said THIS!"
    when's he gonna learn deflecting isn't gonna change facts?

    • @leannevanderhelm2584
      @leannevanderhelm2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lilith Spookypants exactly! It’s so stupid. Also, Shane didn’t actually say it, it was a clip that was cut up to look like he did.
      Greg is an disgusting human being

    • @toastshine
      @toastshine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For someone who loves facts so much, onionman is really good at ignoring them lmao

    • @kda-mj3wo
      @kda-mj3wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lilith Spookypants it’s not really deflecting, he’s trying to prove a point. Because Shane could say he whacked off his cat or saying that he thinks babies or sexy but his point is a very poor one 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @lazylove72
    @lazylove72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    he writes like an 11 year old boy that learned how to cuss 30 minutes ago

    • @MBarberfan4life
      @MBarberfan4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Gregory still is a boy. So it makes sense

    • @phoebeashworth4071
      @phoebeashworth4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really does haha

    • @noorazraq2245
      @noorazraq2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somnia Listen,don’t you dare insult Sammy sonic fan like that.

    • @I_love_dr_stone
      @I_love_dr_stone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Goddess 18 What?

  • @TheRealLaminator
    @TheRealLaminator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Actually crying at his "I'm leaving Twitter" statement. The way he words it is straight up out of the South Park episode where they equate leaving Twitter to suicide. What a bellend

  • @giovanna3035
    @giovanna3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    15:02
    Greg: “I’ve outgrown you”
    Also Greg: referencing his stupid banana video from 10 years ago bc he’s not over the fact his channel is dead.

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      golgi apparatus he was a one hit wonder, and unfortunately his one hit happened ten years ago

  • @redrouxby7972
    @redrouxby7972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Greg wants proof that he's a bad actor? He only knows how to play one character: the victim😂

    • @stacy62101
      @stacy62101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Red Rouxby daaaaaaamn 😂😂😂

    • @smexipenguin
      @smexipenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Red Rouxby he’s pretty good at playing the abuser, especially with his Patreon shit.

    • @nothingweird8076
      @nothingweird8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BRO WHAT A BURNN

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brb gonna call this in to the emergency department pronto because this is the sickest burn I've ever seen

    • @imperil7688
      @imperil7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      QueenBea It’s not “playing” the abuser, he is the abuser. “Playing the abuser” implies he’s only acting like it when he’s inherently a scumbag

  • @kyleking4907
    @kyleking4907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    No one:
    Onion boy: *SHANE DAW-*

    • @kelisabeth3952
      @kelisabeth3952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maxi Biggay I just imagine him having this whole shrine or room or something dedicated to Shane
      Like he’s obsessed

    • @uwuowo6419
      @uwuowo6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shane, yaw✨

  • @drdispekful747
    @drdispekful747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Greg’s just mad that the girls who didn’t want his triple A battery peen are coming back with receipts of his abuse

    • @strugglebus.98
      @strugglebus.98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hey now... at least triple A batteries are useful 🤷🏻‍♀️ unlike Greg

    • @chaoticgoodgoblin8476
      @chaoticgoodgoblin8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@strugglebus.98 our Onion Lord is about as useful as a bristle-less toothbrush.

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chaoticgoodgoblin8476 honestly, a bristle-less toothbrush is far more useful than greg and that says _alot_

    • @eggsandbananas4983
      @eggsandbananas4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LMAOOO

    • @darkthought7860
      @darkthought7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      one of the girls said he stuffs his shorts in videos to make himself look bigger. lol. no wonder he makes a nda

  • @sydneyloe7458
    @sydneyloe7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "no actual kids were hit on or otherwise spoken horribly about"
    .....
    the whole point of the series was to speak bad about people's appearance pretty much.

  • @weekeek4559
    @weekeek4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Saying things like “you’ll be the only rational ones” is such a clever manipulative tactic. It persuades all his patrons into thinking they are in this weird superior group together. He’s got a god complex!

  • @DreamingInTechnicolor
    @DreamingInTechnicolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    “you are all still in high school,” thought Onision liked high schoolers, why’s he distancing himself now? 😂

    • @Impshood
      @Impshood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Giiiirl lmaooo

    • @bigboibubba5528
      @bigboibubba5528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess he's moved on
      to middle schoolers

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ocean Waves dudes fucked. Can’t believe I used to watch him when I was 15.

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, except I was 13. It’s funny, because the very next year I watched mr repzions videos of onion boi.

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's married to a 27 year old!!
      Omg can u imagine if I went thru with a troll just then. Acted like the biggest onionboy fan ever *COUGH COUGH COUGH* I can't do it. I'm 30 years old I just can't

  • @milkyshake2992
    @milkyshake2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "'you are all still in highschool' yeah, like the people you're trying to bring into your life" I CHOKED

    • @orangutansoda
      @orangutansoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Milkyshake Anna oop

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is isn't a burn, this is a cremation.

    • @cecilgarnette7232
      @cecilgarnette7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ardana ArRuSwari Ruthi 😂😂😂😹😹

    • @krimsonkarma8412
      @krimsonkarma8412 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NIHIL_EGO cremation? Much more like atomic vaporization

  • @fgedafgfdffsg5682
    @fgedafgfdffsg5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "You're all still in highschool"
    "Yeah like all the people you want to bring into your life"
    Me: *spit takes*

  • @Marverick1998
    @Marverick1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    He's acting like no mountain of evidence has ever come out lmfao.

  • @vivibaby1635
    @vivibaby1635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    “The internet is full of morons.” ::Onision becomes self aware::

    • @lcross796
      @lcross796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. And still he lacks at least some degree of self awareness.

    • @velspy9851
      @velspy9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      30+ adults who act like children hmmmmmmmmm

    • @SuShiHerShi
      @SuShiHerShi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Onision become self aware for a tenth of a second then goes back to full Greg mood. The irony of this guy

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not self awareness that's just basic awareness of his surroundings. That cat that Repzion has will one day see itself in a mirror and figure out that the reflection is him but Onion... Onion will never have that moment.

  • @anonymousshithead7423
    @anonymousshithead7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I hate how he brings up Shane. He’s just trying to deflect

  • @Nini8991
    @Nini8991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Can he “outgrow” youtube like he “outgrew” Twitter?

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Kasai Kokoro the real questions is, will he ever “outgrow” his teenage wives?

    • @Nini8991
      @Nini8991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      artstroneatical they’d sooner outgrow him.

    • @mdiddio
      @mdiddio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      artstroneatical Unfortunaltely, sexual predators of children rarely stop. The recidivism rate is almost 100%.

    • @Milkjiest
      @Milkjiest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk man imo he should outgrow his life

    • @smexipenguin
      @smexipenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kasai Kokoro outgrow is code for “get chased off the platform because everything you post is bombarded with evidence of your abuse and you’re scared your last 10 fans will believe it”

  • @mandemarso
    @mandemarso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I just wish that someone would step in and take those kids, especially that baby girl. He is so abusive.

    • @annika1179
      @annika1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      They're the true victims in this whole drama... those poor kids need and deserve real, sane, loving parents.

    • @ray9612
      @ray9612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right, the kids are growing with some serious trauma right now.

    • @888pil
      @888pil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that audio clip of him yelling and swearing at his kid who's just asking for their mother is spine chilling

    • @julzalta6466
      @julzalta6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't say that. Sometimes taking kids away makes things worst for them. Let the professionals do their jobs and don't mention his kids.

    • @DianaCruz-dg5px
      @DianaCruz-dg5px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julz Alta there are no professionals involved because no one is out there questioning him and his past actions and even when they do he just blocks them or disables comments or something. Those kids have a father who is an abuser and a manipulative sociopath with a mother that’s with the father abusing and grooming underage children. They should get taken away and the parents should have had a court date for what they did but for some reason they are still monitized on TH-cam

  • @cammoshi
    @cammoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "You may be 30 years old, but the pattern is never going to stop"
    Now I just imagine greg as a balding 60 year old man acting like he's a legend lmao

    • @cammoshi
      @cammoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Onion boi needs to learn that he's gonna get old soon and it won't be the same lmfao

    • @WompwompPI
      @WompwompPI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gross 🤢
      But that last part was hella funny 😂

    • @Colleens-Corner
      @Colleens-Corner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luminixity And he won't be able to get his 🍆 up 😂

    • @cammoshi
      @cammoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Colleens-Corner We wouldn't even know his is up because it's so microscopic 😂

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You know what I love about high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the same age." (flips toothpick to the other side of his mouth and lowers his sunglasses)

  • @fangfetti
    @fangfetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I thought you were gonna eat a stick of cheese so imagine my scared ass when I heard that CRÖNCH

    • @phoenixrosen9439
      @phoenixrosen9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK ME TOO. I literally rewound it to re experience it to be sure I wasn't tripping

    • @PaintBun_uwu
      @PaintBun_uwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My boy got some bone-in cheese

    • @Pawzewf2319
      @Pawzewf2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment really made me laugh😂

    • @sadbby7936
      @sadbby7936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @lpibeans7152
    @lpibeans7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “you are all still in highschool”
    “yeah like the people you wanna bring into your life” I- this is so true though and funny but also sad

  • @alexandraxox6705
    @alexandraxox6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I like how his entire "official statement" is him talking about everyone else but himself and completely neglecting to address the situation at hand.

  • @bluekuno3492
    @bluekuno3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Onion boy: *does awful things*
    Also onion boy: Everyone is stupid except me

    • @GeorgeMcfly55
      @GeorgeMcfly55 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Onionboy: Licks all the gravy out of a ticklish skunk asshole
      The internet: NOT TODAY, SATAN!

  • @graysonniosi6950
    @graysonniosi6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I’m waiting for his fourth book to be about how “Daniel” is struggling with his past girlfriends and spouse(s)? Lol are out to get him.

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Plot twist. All of his exes are aliens seeking revenge under the guise of their ship’s destruction when in reality it was his devastating rejection. They know he is too powerful and manly to destroy, so they spread lies about his moral character to the masses of idiots that is the rest of mankind.

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Matilda Ryder in his third book there’s a couple of typos where the main character’s name is Greg when it’s supposed to be something else. Strange Eons has a great video about it.

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexanderpumpkin3423 When she said the line.
      "We went home with David, doing boy things. We did hit on my sister."
      I was dead, like I know in the book was "He", but...what she said fits perfectly in the Onision books

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His next book is going to be called "I'm in jail now but please support my patreon. Lawyers r expensive"

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradbradlylife9918 No, he's only gonna pick some pretentious name and unable to own up to shit, just like his personality.
      So maybe: Wrongfully Accused, Jailbreak: My First Escape, Rating Diaries...

  • @Savethebabyseals
    @Savethebabyseals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "for instance, Shane Dawson"
    Ah shit he pulled out his best and worst Pokemon card

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a deck of only magicarps

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hypocrisy.

  • @Polomance862
    @Polomance862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Onision responds? I still feel he will victimize himself.

    • @kats.7525
      @kats.7525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too true

    • @keyboardtypes8067
      @keyboardtypes8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's just how he be.

    • @lpsgirls9
      @lpsgirls9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Surprise surprise

    • @livinglife6543
      @livinglife6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's exactly what he did. He's obsessed with power and control I knew he wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut about this.

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Like if someone under 18 posted a picture on your forums, don't post any pictures of those minors on your rating videos. Actually don't post any rating videos in fact. No one (Male or female, underage or legal age) should be rated by a creep.

  • @NikkiLove9022
    @NikkiLove9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    He likes to project a lot. Of course he’d bring up Shane. 🙄 if someone does something horrible, they’d dump you.
    That’s not how being with an abusive partner works, bucko.

  • @JessicaRyan408
    @JessicaRyan408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    “You are all still in high school” but onion boi writes like a sixth grader

    • @Bvshbvnny
      @Bvshbvnny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm pretty sure 6th graders still write better than him

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His only method of self-defense that he has is immature, unintelligent, and irrelevant to the topic insults that sound like they're coming from an elementary schooler. I mean, if you're gonna insult someone, at least make the insult clever... but his dumb greggy onion brain will never understand how to do that

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You all are still in high school"
      ...i'm sure that's how you like em, greg.

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he writes like a pretentious college student who stopped listening to his english classes AFTER sixth grade, because he thought he was better than them. lmao

    • @theycallmenugget8088
      @theycallmenugget8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s an insult to sixth graders.

  • @Bambibot
    @Bambibot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I feel like Onision is so far gone he he has convinced himself he is right.

    • @Bambibot
      @Bambibot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chronicle tap lel

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he reached peak gaslighting- gaslighting his own damn self

    • @spheresartis1782
      @spheresartis1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bambi's Forrest He’s not far gone, he’s always been like this..according to greg, of course he’s right cause he’s himself and WHO’s better than him? None 🤢 Call CBS on this sicko

    • @Supersctar
      @Supersctar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These kind of people never thought they were wrong. Their empathy switch got turned off at a young age and their manipulation fantasy land is all they know. Their logic presumes they are right and the victim then works out “reality” from there. It’s the extreme cognitive dissonance of emotional midgets.

    • @prathyushkotamarti1030
      @prathyushkotamarti1030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@artstroneatical2667 I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @stephgoodman7687
    @stephgoodman7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    They’ve never had a successful relationship?
    Yeah neither had I when I was 14-17 years old. 🤔

  • @GodlessScummer
    @GodlessScummer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Haven't watched this yet but let me guess.
    Onision's statement is about how he's the victim here.

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lowkey hoped he grew some sense but that hope didn't last long

  • @pmcfarlain
    @pmcfarlain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    The last time I was this early, people really thought Madame was going to sue onion boy

    • @Repzion
      @Repzion  5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Video in the works. ;)

    • @keitysuarez8417
      @keitysuarez8417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Repzion 👀👀👀

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I remember watching her video, when she was talking about how she was gonna be the first one to hold Greg legally accountable and blah blah blah, & something just didn't seem right. I'd be more than willing to chip in, if it meant Onion would actually have to answer for his false copyright strikes....but I got bad vibes from her from the start. I really hope everyone is able to get their money back, some people donated thousands of dollars smh.

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      American Made I wanted that to happen so bad, because it seemed like she would, but then...that shit happened.

    • @katiaolivares4691
      @katiaolivares4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Proves that just bc you call out shitty behavior doesn't mean you're automatically unable to show shitty behavior.

  • @kitenimbus4997
    @kitenimbus4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "If I want to grow up"
    Isn't he like 33? He should have done that a long time ago.

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe thats why he thinks he's not a pedophile, he thinks he is their age lol

  • @BirdCyclops
    @BirdCyclops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    onision: you are all still in high-school
    Repzion: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @theycallmenugget8088
      @theycallmenugget8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it *has* been over for almost a decade lmao

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      onionboy: *2 plus 2 equals 5. Nine plus nine equals NINE NINE NINE NINE*
      Also onionsboys: Where's my weener?? I can't find it sense I chopped it off and glued it inside my asshole

  • @21jd_
    @21jd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "You are all still in high school"
    "YEAH. Like the people you want to bring into your life"
    I CHOKED

  • @Koselill
    @Koselill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    So basically everyone is wrong, he did nothing wrong and he's learned nothing.

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is the god of facts. It's ok if you don't get it, mortal simpletons just can't grasp the magnitude of his greatness, depth, wisdom, knowledge, and have I mentioned greatness?!

    • @marillmusik
      @marillmusik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like he's a hard core narcissist.

    • @hayley1133
      @hayley1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @tan j maz what?

    • @hayley1133
      @hayley1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @tan j maz please tell me you weren't trying to say "everyone else"

    • @karlek2466
      @karlek2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hayley 11 LMAO

  • @Montu14
    @Montu14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Onion boi is the type of person to dip cookies in water

    • @rennemarie
      @rennemarie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Though he was more the type to take a shit after taking a shower

    • @nixtheclause9984
      @nixtheclause9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Newbie people...do that?!

    • @eastgapeach
      @eastgapeach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ewwww🤢
      You're right though

  • @chemoheterotroph
    @chemoheterotroph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    He's a child himself, in the way he speaks. "oh woe is me"

  • @sinhalite
    @sinhalite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    love how he acts like he's politically neutral despite him dumping his only real friend because he wouldn't vote for hilary

  • @CatTheTonic
    @CatTheTonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    “Oh hello, Dennis.”
    *smoochsmoochsmoochsmoochsmooch*
    The best.

    • @suckmyoof3382
      @suckmyoof3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Crystal Torrance my favorite part

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It all gets serious until "Oh hello Dennis! *smooches kitty*"

    • @hoppinginpuddles
      @hoppinginpuddles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was the best part and I came here to comment on it.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The purest part of the videos. Also cats with human names are amazing

    • @overtherenowaitthere
      @overtherenowaitthere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey uh this might seem weird but when I see cute girls I like to go to their channel and see what they upload and what videos they like...cuz I'm weird I guess and you're really cute? Idk I always see really cool stuff most of the time but I wanted to say holy shit and thank you for introducing me to Igorr I've been listening to it for the past hour and its incredible

  • @excellax9917
    @excellax9917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I'm counting down the days until I wake up and hear about how Shreg (and Kai) finally got arrested.

    • @xxscribbledragonxx9744
      @xxscribbledragonxx9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That will be a good day

    • @madgamer889
      @madgamer889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would like that too but what would the exact charges be? Since he was so close to the legal line

    • @anonymouslykind8981
      @anonymouslykind8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That will be never unless hard evidence is presented.

    • @hurremkarakas7460
      @hurremkarakas7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ExcellaX don’t disrespect shrek like that

    • @jemiialii
      @jemiialii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AnonymouslyKind the fact that he has his life literally on camera and confessed to doing weird-ass shit like taking minors to specific states to fuck is enough evidence. He could be charged for human trafficking.

  • @mirandasmcg123
    @mirandasmcg123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “That banana guy” idk why but that made me actually laugh out loud

  • @buppington
    @buppington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "I kick A LOT of people out of my life."
    Imagine the people that got caught in a nuclear blast would be blamed rather than the bomb.
    That's the only thought process this vegetable has.

    • @livinglife6543
      @livinglife6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Literally yes. If people are constantly leaving or you are constantly pushing them out then there's only one true common denominator. He'll never understand that. He has no self awareness.

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      living life i mean at that point is it even self awareness? the way you phrased it it just sounds like math. onision is just really bad at math apparently.

    • @livinglife6543
      @livinglife6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@whitenoise3447 well when you spend your whole life thinking up new ways to manipulate people it doesn't leave much room for math. As for self awareness he could never admit that he is in the wrong, even when it's blatantly obvious.

    • @softnsour95
      @softnsour95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao exactly. Greg be like “why didn’t they just run away from the nuclear blast?? They had a choice.” 💀

    • @Theotrics
      @Theotrics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soft n’ Sour Greg would say they asked for it 💀💀

  • @yourdarkness999
    @yourdarkness999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Who wants to sleep around with somebody who has a carrot pencil?"
    Repzion 2019

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lillie Joker Does it have a recording feature? XD

    • @calm1423
      @calm1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mini carrot pencil*

  • @lucyann1573
    @lucyann1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You're all still in high school." Lol. U wish.

    • @MBarberfan4life
      @MBarberfan4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When in reality, everyone grew up...except Gregory.

    • @Floris_VI
      @Floris_VI 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he was talking to his fans

  • @isitoveryet9525
    @isitoveryet9525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    He's such a Creep! He really thinks he's the victim of a smear campaign & "cancel culture"....the guy's about as delusional as it gets.

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      American Made if anything he’s the one who’s “cancellation” is the MOST reasonable

    • @carnationcorsages
      @carnationcorsages 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a target of cancel culture which is how it should definitely be in this case

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just saying whatever he can to manipulate people. No matter how stupid he sounds. Like fucking always.
      All. He does. Is abuse.

  • @swampmermaid3081
    @swampmermaid3081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I just imagine Kai's sitting in a dark corner, short-circuiting from trying to process their many identity crises while all of this is going on.

    • @venurian
      @venurian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Kai's crying now, thanks.

    • @ItsRawdraft2
      @ItsRawdraft2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCaUmG0ayI_3Ox9t_dJaBkaA bruh

    • @jodysommer3187
      @jodysommer3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kai's up here in crying in the Olive Garden

    • @wybie7650
      @wybie7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is officially my favorite comment

    • @BrookeEvangelineWinter
      @BrookeEvangelineWinter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wybie7650 Me too! 😂

  • @Nina-ox6ro
    @Nina-ox6ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    **Chris Hansen has entered the chat**

  • @catthefanatic5551
    @catthefanatic5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    It’s actually so disgusting that he blames all of his exes for literally any reason he can come up with...disguSt

  • @drteddy2609
    @drteddy2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "lawnmower, do yoy really have to lawnmow right now?"
    Lawnmower: "uhm, yes thats what i do sir....."

    • @lalipop234
      @lalipop234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      /

    • @mrpunk327
      @mrpunk327 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @cassoIa
      @cassoIa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read this whilst a lawnmower is going in the distance where I am 😂

  • @System_Spark
    @System_Spark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “I’ve outgrown you!”
    Sorry, you’re about 7 years too late XD

  • @legendre007
    @legendre007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Onision, a.k.a., Reaper's _Creep_ , can try to blame everyone else for his problems. In reality, he's finally facing some consequences for his pathological behavior. Whatever law enforcement does or doesn't do, Greg has put himself in a prison of his own making.

  • @Valkyrie0801
    @Valkyrie0801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Hearing Onision screaming at his crying children while “Kai” sits in front of a camera eating Taco Bell was sickening.
    Swearing and literally screaming “Take some responsibility!” Are you kidding me? You’re speaking to a 1 yr old and a 4-5 year old.

    • @derynevans5114
      @derynevans5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where did you see this?

    • @JSowder21
      @JSowder21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derynevans5114 right I want to know this as well

    • @applecider5675
      @applecider5675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      barb its on a tacobell mukbang kai made

    • @glompspfdeath
      @glompspfdeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Look up onision taco bell, the first option should be kai's video. I think you can hear the yelling at the 4 min mark? It a bit hard to hear bc I'm pretty sure it's coming from another room but the background music gets louder as you hear him yelling. It's sad

    • @kissaginger2144
      @kissaginger2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @barbsearch on google ( taco bell mukbang kai Gag_at_Onions ) and you'll see it

  • @meoueo
    @meoueo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "'you're all still in high school' yes like the people you want to bring into your life" I CHOKED

  • @rubyreduxx
    @rubyreduxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *Ex partners move on with their lives*
    Onion Boy: HOW COULD YOU?!?!?

  • @frankiesayspanic
    @frankiesayspanic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He tried to dump us before we could dump him lmao

    • @public_misa
      @public_misa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kari Russell except this dude been dumped by us 😂

    • @umok8433
      @umok8433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @AtBurgerKingWithMyBurgerQueen
    @AtBurgerKingWithMyBurgerQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "It seems that I'm the only mature person in these situations"
    Yes because you involve 16 year olds in these situations. No shit you are more mature than them (and really, many times, he isn't)

  • @DreamingInTechnicolor
    @DreamingInTechnicolor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Onision’s self victimization skills are unmatched.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Naner, Sith Lord if Emotional Blackmail, ladies and gentlemen......

  • @kieranraynor2363
    @kieranraynor2363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Throw him in jail and throw away the key

    • @PequenoTaborlin
      @PequenoTaborlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i don't even understand how he is not in jail yet after all the shit that happened the last months

  • @Alice-lu3dd
    @Alice-lu3dd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ”im the only mature one in these situations”
    *maybe because you are over 30 years old and they are not even 18 or 17 years old*

  • @howdyhowdyhelga
    @howdyhowdyhelga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *"I've outgrown you."*
    Yet he wrote that statement.

  • @ladyblubel
    @ladyblubel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Sarah legit admitted that she sent pics to Kai when she was underage so??? His husband fits the definition

    • @dismahderpface5645
      @dismahderpface5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      wackazz peepoh ...dude nobody asked

    • @iiAshlii
      @iiAshlii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dis Mah Derp Face lmaooo

    • @iiAshlii
      @iiAshlii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wackazz peepoh that was a whole ass NOVEL

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @wackazz peepoh Because trans individuals can safely live in and contribute to society, and squirrels can't. There's evidence that certain people have brains more like the opposite sex to the one they were born as. No one has been found to have a brain like a squirrel.
      The answer to your question is incredibly fucking obvious, and it sucks it didn't occur to you. Kai might not actually be trans, but that doesn't mean it's a fake mental illness.

    • @koibito77
      @koibito77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexr3900 😂😂😂

  • @Secean
    @Secean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cry voice narration at around 13:50 made my day, I laughed so hard I almost spat out my coffee

  • @calcifer_icarus
    @calcifer_icarus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Has Onionbitch forgotten that he wrote literal smut with characters that were underage? Multiple times actually.

    • @ChuruPa
      @ChuruPa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “Onionbitch” 💀

    • @jillianwebb-sear8803
      @jillianwebb-sear8803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @theGobFather17
      @theGobFather17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Including a story where an underage boy with god powers based on onion had a thing with an older female babysitter.

    • @DonnaCPunk
      @DonnaCPunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then points at IT as an excuse why it's okay. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @artstroneatical2667
      @artstroneatical2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      methinks he forgets he’s not still 16, so “it’s fine”. just look at him, he clearly thinks he still looks like a young angsty boyband member

  • @meerschweinchenn
    @meerschweinchenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "thats why ive been married so long" says the creep whos been in and out of 5000 random ass marriages since the myspace era

  • @gigi4266
    @gigi4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    one time my mother heard me watching one of his videos and she said: "why is a man talking about women's bodies?"

  • @MadisonElisiah
    @MadisonElisiah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I'm glad you can forgive yourself for the horrible things you've done, Greg." OUCH!!

  • @Tayl0r_
    @Tayl0r_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *8:41*
    Funny how he talked about how his ex-girlfriends or people that “pursued” him in general not being able to handle rejection when he sent increasingly threatening and stalker-ish voicemails (12+ if I remember correctly) to a girl, trying to convince her to try and fly out to try dating after she rejected him LMFAO

  • @kaylynvandermerwe
    @kaylynvandermerwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "oh hello Dennis" *adorable kisses*

  • @frigg6373
    @frigg6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Greg: I'm so tortured and sad and depressed, cause I'm being attacked
    Me (a person with literal ptsd): Hmm that's exactly how my abuser would justify his actions

    • @christino3852
      @christino3852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spicebag mcgee I’ve been through so many abusive relationships I’m so happy I can finally spot manipulation tactics.

    • @mdiddio
      @mdiddio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spicebag mcgee Amen. Hug to you from another survivor and person with PTSD from the abuse.

    • @starrdensmore9606
      @starrdensmore9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hobestly, wouldn't be surprised if somehow onision was part of my family ( they do this crap all the time)

    • @morganfreeman9106
      @morganfreeman9106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t have PTSD, but yes. My abusive ex was so, so similar to Onision in his manipulation tactics. So glad I learned how to see through it.

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you spicebag mcgee, very cool! (Wishing you all the best)