Assuming they were $1500 each, you would get a cool $450,000 (which you can use to get a Ferrari F12) EDIT: that Ferrari has 731 hp, which is sooooo much better than that lame 300 hp car
"Always get away with lying" You could exploit this so easily. Just walk into a bank and say "You owe me $10,000,000. I want it back" and they'd immediately believe you and give you the money, because you always get away with lying. Or you could walk up to someone with a nice car and say "I won that car from you the other night, I'll take it now please." and they'd give it to you. Endless possibilities >:D
But you can also fuck up the world as you know it. You simply tell everyone 1+1=92724 then they will believe you, or perhaps saying something like "Math never excisted, its only for people who will die tomorrow morning" or maybe something else like "I was the president, but they got confused and made you president. (so you become the president) Let me tell the country something, 'Water is dangerous, dont drink it everyone, you WILL die if you drink it. That's how you drown!'"
+Danny Freddy ...There's a difference between lying about something and being completely incorrect. The 1+1 thing would only work if nobody previously knew what the answer is.
+Meme Dream well, you could make up a story about how math is somehow wrong and then people will believe the 1+1 thing as they believe math is fucked and you must be right because of your lying powers. Not 100% i explained that as best as i could have, but i KNOW what i mean and i know that it works.
+Devin Gordon I feel like "getting away with lying" means that you'd be free of any and all repercussions about telling a lie, not necessarily that anything you say will be regarded as pure truth.
9:22 I'd rather always get away with lying, here's why..... *Rob a bank* "Sir put your hands in the air" "But I'm not the robber, I didn't do anything" Nuff said
@@ilovepattis but then it would be a paradox. If you could always get away with lying and they would always now when someone is lying it would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
Samantha Donaldson Have you seen a waffle iron? They are huge, they will just sit on top of your hand, and if you shut it on it, it will be like a punch to your hand, probably a weak punch at that. IT. WONT. HURT. Am I speaking English? What the fuck do WE need to speak to make you understand?
Tony Aghejian hmm not really, no offense I mean this in a non offensive way I just want you to be informed about horses because I love them and want to spread knowledge about them and this is in no way hate I'm sorry if I came across like that :) so depending on the horse, training, age, temperament and experience it could change the price drastically, so depending on the breed like thoroughbreds or quarter horses are used for different things and then you have your 2 types of horses heavy horses like Clydesdale or a Belgian, they have bigger legs and build so they can pull carts and plows for the Amish and stuff and then you have your light horses which are used for events, like quarter horses, thoroughbreds, Dutch Warmblood all those horses. And then you have the training depending on the type of training that horse has it could go for more or less money, an untrained horse or a slightly broke horse or what we call green broke go for little money since they don't have any use or training yet and then you have the trained ones which go for more money and there are different disciplines, like eventing, rodeo, racing and lots of other stuff (I just generalized all of them into one group because there are different things that go in in each category) and the experience is what gets the most money for you, the more events and competitions you go to to make that horse solid and not freak out in an arena or from crowds is very important because when people buy a high priced horse they expect a sound horse that would take freak out, and age is a big thing it could make or break a deal, if a person is looking for ahorse that's going to last awhile and is energetic they want a young horse but if you want a more relaxed trail horse you would want an older horse and then temperament, some people want spunky horses with a lot of attitude and some people want a relaxed kid horse that's going to not freak out before a big competition oh! Also, medical, you don't want a lot of stuff wrong with the horse while you're trying to sell because a horse with tendonitis or a cold is a pretty much a no deal because you'll the person who's trying to buy would have to spend more money on that horse on top of the money they spent buying it so horses can range from $200 or less-10,000,000+. Like I said I'm not hating I just want to spread knowledge about stuff people will probably never use 😂 but ya know I enjoy it so 😂
Tony Aghejian did you know not 300 goddamn people want to buy a horse at the same time, thats alot of fucking care going into them and that cost ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY
@@oliveroates From my interpretation at least, the core message was to live life to the fullest since we all have limited time that can easily be cut even shorter than it already is. Memento Mori for instance being "The memory of death" was a big phrase for it because if you remember you're gonna die, then hopefully you'll remember to live. Tl;dr: Do as much as you can in life because the clock is always ticking.
Where will you keep your 300 horses before they are sold? Not many shelters/stables will accept 300 horses and it will cost a lot to buy your own stable or pay someone to keep your 300 horses
I would pick the 300 horses because if the end of the world and everybody is out of food I could be the only survive or sell them when it's the end of the world and get so much money. Also horses cost a lot of money but it didn't say anything about money or payments so I'm fine.
+gracendabz123 Yeah but that's better than having third degree burns on your feet. A broken hand can heal, and it never said which hand, you could easily use another hand as the other heals, whereas both your feet would be TERRIBLY burnt.
Not necessarily, depends on the nature of the brake. I'd imagine it'd more crush your hand, including your nerves; damage which could last a life time or at least a very long time - bone regrowth can be limited. Also, burns heal as well. I mean I guess, if you're saying the iron's switched off, the pain should be shorter. But there's still many consequences of only having one hand, even for a bit. There some many things you need two hands for. Whilst, while your feet are healing you could have a wheelchair.
@@ahmedbasit3438 For his time it wasn't no he was actually about two inches taller than the average man in France in 1800. But nowadays yes that is short
I would prevent the deaths of three people I choose and one of them would be to prevent the deaths of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand because his death sparked World War one which had millions of casualties and it also sparked World War 2 because of Germany's devestating loss in the First world war
+Mirage French inches were longer that British inches and, therefore, his height (measured in French inches and never in British ones) would seem shorter because you need less French inches to measure him than you would need British ones.
"And Christmas is right around the corner!" Only then I realized I'm watching this almost exactly 5 years after it was uploaded. Boy, time sure does fly.
Be stabbed 10 times in the stomach or shot im both kneecaps. It doesnt say what gun, so that cuz it could be a nerf gun or something so sure if its close range it may sting a tiny bit but it wont cripple you XD
Snowy8416 true also being stabbed in the gut 10 times would definitely kill you, there's no doubt at all about that. It would be such a horrible way to die also, it would hurt so much dying that way. Even if you were shot in both knees with a cannon, you probably wouldn't die, and you could get replacement legs or a wheelchair. Also, the pain of being shot in the legs would not be the last thing you would feel, unlike being stabbed ten times in the gut.
Jason Robinson, Yeah a stock Dodge Charger. If you mean a 2010 model. and a Koenigsegg good luck with 10+ years of breeding. and a that's a minimum assuming you sell all of them.
with the lying one you could go to the bank and say to the teller "it is against the law for you to not give me a million dollars" and they would give it to you
Forget about the bank u would basically control the world ex: hey terrorists u guys said u were going to stop doing all that bad stuff remember. Poof no more terrorism u could literally do anything u want.
memes are memes Wrong. Actually he was said to be short because at the time England and France had different measuring lengths. In reality he was 5 foot 11 inches tall or almost 2 yards tall.
Take this with a grain of salt if you want, but I read that Napoleon's enemies said he was short as a way to boost morale and make it seem easier to defeat him
Well, that first question is interesting, because contrary to what many people think, intelligence and ignorance aren't actually the same thing. A person could be the most intelligent person in the world, but be significantly more ignorant than a person with and average 100 IQ, because intelligence is the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills, while ignorance is the lack of knowledge or information, and a genius is someone with exceptional intellectual or creative power. If you are a genius in a world of unintelligent people, then your knowledge would be limited by the people around you. So it would be good for you if you were a genius in a world of unintelligent people, but not as much as one would think.
Question,Why did i have to read that seven times before i realised you thoroughly wasted my time in your wording when you couldve just said “Ignorance and intellect arent the same thing,Intellect is how smart you are and ignorance is not knowing stuff”
"prevent the deaths of three people you choose" 1. Stephen Hawking 2. Nicholas Tesla 3. Albert Einstein if power production was further achieved back in the day, it would have shriveled the use of coal for city power. the use of hard wire would be generally unneeded for simple electronics like lights or the fridge. If Einstein lived for about 4 more years. the design of Stephen Hawking's further proofs on Einstein's theories and calculations would have been better adapted. if Stephen Hawking was alive for 5 more years. he could have seen man land on Mars. Born 1942, seen the world at war. seen the ashes of a cold war. seen man land on the moon. watched as man advanced from vacuum tubes to micro processors. from computers the size of a building. to computers that fit in your hand. then to finally see man touch Mars. He was considered to be under lots of stress when he died, i wouldnt blame him. he hated how the world leader was dragging the world to. i.e. the US was dragging the world down.
Standing on the coals all the way. It's only for a few seconds and it doesn't say I can't wear anything on my feet. But I need my hands man. I'm an animator and an artist, if I loose my hands I'm out of a career, and I'm bad at literally everything else.
7:25 c'mon ppl, having 300 horses is great. You can breed it and you can sell it and the worth might be higher than a 300 horsepower car. Think forward ppl!
Also if u aren't able to sell them all (which u probably won't) even if u have space for them they will probably starve to death unless u spend thousands of dollars buying food for them until u sell them all.
10:00 yeah if you always get away with lying you can go rob a diamond and when the cops come you can just say "oops I accidentally walked in here and super glued my hands to the diamond. Now the only way to remove the diamond is to use a very specific tool that I have in my house. Trust me, I will return instantly, you dont need to follow me" And boom you easily robbed a diamond
Did you know Napoleon wasn't actually short? He was perfectly normal for his height. There are a few reasons for this misconception but a rather amussing one if he liked to keep really large bodyguards by his side so he often looked short in comparison. But in reality his height was fairly average.
I'd rather have a large painting of myself. 1. The painting implies that there'll be color, while the sculpture could just be made of marble. 2. It's easier to move a large painting than a life-sized sculpture, assuming it's made of some kind of stone. 3. A painting you can put on almost any wall, but where would you put a sculpture? 4. Similar to the above, but paintings are easier to store, since the sculpture would take about as much room as you standing in the space. Maybe a bit taller if there's a plaque at the bottom. 5. A sculpture can easily break if you knock it over, but you don't need to worry about a framed painting.
If you had 300 horses you could do so much and put them into groups of racing, dressage (a horse has to do specific movements in an arena, sometimes to match the music (freestyle), jumping, cross country, western riding, performance horses, trained horses for filming, therapy horses. There's a lot! yeah predictable that the girl with the horse user and icon would know all this
I'd rather prevent the death of my dad, sorry... he died unexpectedly. And I'd rather steal an old's woman purse because it never says I can't give it back.
1. Be a genius of course. Years of being "the smart one" has prepped me for this Wesker moment. 2. Kneecaps. The stomach would take for ever to heal. 3. Doesn't matter either way. People will talk shot about you regardless. 4. Cinnamon because it tastes good. 5. Naive. Paranoia can be a symptom of more than just stress. 6. 2 million subs! Silver and Gold play buttons and collabs galore! 7. Regardless you mess time up. 8. The slap. I'll get over it. 9. 300 horses. I can start an equestrian school. 10. Sculture. My body shall be viewed in 3D. 11. Tell 10 orphans Christmas is cancelled. I would say Santa couldn't make it and instead take them shopping for their own gift and a gift for someone else. 12. Napoleon. He makes you bow to his grave. That's Shao Khan level arrogant. 13. Got too good at both and actually had to stop. Too much lying is a bad thing. 14. Red hot coals. They say there's a way you can walk across without feeling the burn. These are so fun!
Ok for the genius thing...I dont think thatd be a good choice...Just IMAGINE how far humanity can advance if eveyone was a genius...ITD BE A GOLDEN AGE... seriously...dont be selfish and think about others :/
+Kassiopia Jackson Sorry to say this, but if you truly were 'the smart one' then I think you would pick being the dumb one in a world of idiots just based on the level of advancement that would happen. If you were the only smart one then nothing would progress at all. One person can only do so much compared to a world full after all.
Well I would stand on the coals because 1) It didn't say that we couldn't wear socks and shoes 2) Standing on hot coals has been done before, granted through preparation so if someone taught you how then it's completely possible while the waffle iron hasn't been done before, at least successfully without damage. 3) Because your feet are more resilient to damage, you won't get as hurt (say you are not wearing shoes and socks) than your hands would.
+Suvaiinu FTW The context of the sentence is that the waffle iron will be turned on. Just because it doesn't state that the waffle iron isn't on don't presume that the sentence means: A waffle iron that maybe on or off. The context of the sentence is that the waffle iron is aswell is able to produce heat.
Despite what people are saying, horses are very hard to sell. Not many people want or need them, so you are stuck with them and the responsibilities of owning them. I would sell the car.
i'd go for the 30 seconds standing on burning coals i mean, i can lose my feet ok no problem, but my hands? hell no i use my hands for drawing, i need them xD
This brings back so many memories I remember seeing it for the first time I just came back to watch it again because it's funny but the reason why people chose to have 300 horsepower for a car it's because cars don't do doodoo and horses do
I’m back too! Yeah.. people also aren’t considering where they would keep the 300 horses how they would afford to feed them where to source food etc. I understand selling them but also WHO ARE THEY SELLING THEM TO? And the horses I’m sure aren’t ALL worth a lot of $$$. It’s gonna take at least a month to get even 10 of those horses sold for the prices they’re making up. (Unless some rich horse collector/s decided to buy a lot of them at once lol) Just give me the car and I’ll sell it (albeit for less than if I hypothetically sold 300 horses) because most of the horses would probably end up dead before I could sell them :P
get the 300 horses, sell them all, and get a better car
Illuminati confirmed
+Chase Burdette WHERE
+Deadpool Kid Srsly?
at least you get it 300 horses would make you rich af
Assuming they were $1500 each, you would get a cool $450,000 (which you can use to get a Ferrari F12)
EDIT: that Ferrari has 731 hp, which is sooooo much better than that lame 300 hp car
I like how Mark completely overthinks every choice and comes up with hundreds of scenarios to try and justify or discourage said choices
"Always get away with lying"
You could exploit this so easily. Just walk into a bank and say "You owe me $10,000,000. I want it back" and they'd immediately believe you and give you the money, because you always get away with lying. Or you could walk up to someone with a nice car and say "I won that car from you the other night, I'll take it now please." and they'd give it to you. Endless possibilities >:D
But you can also fuck up the world as you know it. You simply tell everyone 1+1=92724 then they will believe you, or perhaps saying something like "Math never excisted, its only for people who will die tomorrow morning" or maybe something else like "I was the president, but they got confused and made you president. (so you become the president) Let me tell the country something, 'Water is dangerous, dont drink it everyone, you WILL die if you drink it. That's how you drown!'"
+Danny Freddy ...There's a difference between lying about something and being completely incorrect. The 1+1 thing would only work if nobody previously knew what the answer is.
+Meme Dream well, you could make up a story about how math is somehow wrong and then people will believe the 1+1 thing as they believe math is fucked and you must be right because of your lying powers.
Not 100% i explained that as best as i could have, but i KNOW what i mean and i know that it works.
Mark could have stopped Daniel kyre his dad and one more person from dying
+Devin Gordon I feel like "getting away with lying" means that you'd be free of any and all repercussions about telling a lie, not necessarily that anything you say will be regarded as pure truth.
9:22 I'd rather always get away with lying, here's why.....
*Rob a bank*
"Sir put your hands in the air"
"But I'm not the robber, I didn't do anything"
Nuff said
Same here... “I can’t fly”
@@Durkadur_II But that's the truth. You're not lying if you say you can't fly
*can
Plot twist: cops choose the blue option
@@ilovepattis but then it would be a paradox. If you could always get away with lying and they would always now when someone is lying it would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
300 horses could easily be worth over half a million dollars, so...
Then you could use that money to buy a car with a much higher horsepower.
And you could build a decent working 300+ hp car with just a few grand...
i'm going to assume you would be given the supplies for the horses
Efreeti and imagine cleaning up after them and all the care costs
clawitzer claw If you sold them, that would be someone else's problem.
Heh
Im always paranoid.
The AtomicStache, congrats on a new subscriber. no reason at all
Honestly sammee
Me too
Why is your profile picture Link from GMM?
Same tbh lol
10 stab wounds more like...
28 STAB WOUNDS
@the comment asshole it's a reference to Detroit Become Human (DBH)
YEA!!!!!
I scREAMED
Dbh
"You didn't want to leave him a chance huhh"
I dont think Mark understands how much it cost just having one horse, let alone 300, even if you aim to sell them.
Adam Conover taught me that Napoleon wasn't short: he was 5'7'': all of that short business was British propaganda.
nice
His height was actually closer to 5'7 & 1/2",
I know this because I AM NAPOLEON!
+101Elric can I have your autograph?!
+Katie Wahl He was 5.51 feet, that's quite short...
TitanPvP Plays Why of course, but first you must help me break out of this straitjacket.
**Clicks always get away with lying**
**Goes to White House**
Yes I am the President, that man is an imposter...
+SuperSaschaIsSuper lol good one
lol
+SuperSaschaIsSuper lol
XD
Lololololol
*It didn't say the waffle iron was on, did it?*
+Gate2Gate Aviation It didn't say you couldn't use shoes for the coals did it
+Wesley LaRue still the shoe maybe burn
+Wesley LaRue ahem, the shoes would burn
my thoughts exactly
+Wesley LaRue Good point. There are so many loopholes. xD
1:20
"The stomach is a general region in the stomach"
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor...
I'd shut my hand in a waffle iron for two minutes because no one said it was plugged in
but thats still gonna hurt, it would shut on ur hand!
Samantha Donaldson Waffle Iron won't hurt of they aren't turned on.
Dread If you close it on your hand it isn't going to burn,but it will pinch you (The internet is full of idiots!)
rainbowshine06 Oymygod IF YOU CLOSE SOMETHING ON YOUR HAND IT IS GOING TO HURT! I am speaking English, what do I need to speak for you to understand?
Samantha Donaldson
Have you seen a waffle iron? They are huge, they will just sit on top of your hand, and if you shut it on it, it will be like a punch to your hand, probably a weak punch at that. IT. WONT. HURT. Am I speaking English? What the fuck do WE need to speak to make you understand?
also answer to the question; I would stand on coals. im a gamer. I need my hands, not my feet.
+THE SHADOWMASTER9 well but who says the waffle iron would be turned on? :D
Aaaah Thats true.
+THE SHADOWMASTER9 I agree with you sir. Gamers hands are needed. You can't play COD without hands!
Waffle iron it doesnt need to be on
+Purple Pony Rose Screw COD. That "game" as you call it, is completely repetitive and boring as all Hell.
A horse in America costs about $2,000, if I had 300 horses, I’d sell them and make $600,000, and buy multiple cars with over 500 horse power☺️
Lol
Tony Aghejian hmm not really, no offense I mean this in a non offensive way I just want you to be informed about horses because I love them and want to spread knowledge about them and this is in no way hate I'm sorry if I came across like that :) so depending on the horse, training, age, temperament and experience it could change the price drastically, so depending on the breed like thoroughbreds or quarter horses are used for different things and then you have your 2 types of horses heavy horses like Clydesdale or a Belgian, they have bigger legs and build so they can pull carts and plows for the Amish and stuff and then you have your light horses which are used for events, like quarter horses, thoroughbreds, Dutch Warmblood all those horses. And then you have the training depending on the type of training that horse has it could go for more or less money, an untrained horse or a slightly broke horse or what we call green broke go for little money since they don't have any use or training yet and then you have the trained ones which go for more money and there are different disciplines, like eventing, rodeo, racing and lots of other stuff (I just generalized all of them into one group because there are different things that go in in each category) and the experience is what gets the most money for you, the more events and competitions you go to to make that horse solid and not freak out in an arena or from crowds is very important because when people buy a high priced horse they expect a sound horse that would take freak out, and age is a big thing it could make or break a deal, if a person is looking for ahorse that's going to last awhile and is energetic they want a young horse but if you want a more relaxed trail horse you would want an older horse and then temperament, some people want spunky horses with a lot of attitude and some people want a relaxed kid horse that's going to not freak out before a big competition oh! Also, medical, you don't want a lot of stuff wrong with the horse while you're trying to sell because a horse with tendonitis or a cold is a pretty much a no deal because you'll the person who's trying to buy would have to spend more money on that horse on top of the money they spent buying it so horses can range from $200 or less-10,000,000+. Like I said I'm not hating I just want to spread knowledge about stuff people will probably never use 😂 but ya know I enjoy it so 😂
Tony Aghejian did you know not 300 goddamn people want to buy a horse at the same time, thats alot of fucking care going into them and that cost ALOT OF FUCKING MONEY
Or he could sell the horses to turn them into glue
Tony Aghejian you spent too much time on that
"Of course I'd prevent 9/11! It'd stop a whole chain of events from happening!"
Archduke Ferdinand: Am I a joke to you?
Ignorance is bliss.
But...
Knowledge is power.
"he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow." -- Some Old Chinese Dude, 1,000 BC
pretty amazing how many videos mark had prepared before his blue hair
+CookiGaming but i can't wait to see some more of that hair
+CookiGaming I can't wait either but I'm glad he's enjoying Christmas and New Year's with his family
Case Young ikr :D
+CookiGaming *cookie monster arrives* .... Mmmmmm Cookie... >-> Om nom nom nommm
Step 1 - Sell the horses
Step 2 - Buy an OP car
Step 3 - Profit
+Davii Mai (Dmai760) ikr? 300 horses are worth about $750,000. How much is a 300 horsepower car worth, $25k?
+gerimian williams or you could sell the horsemeat
+Davii Mai (Dmai760) LOOPHOLE!
underpants gnomes
Stonks
Mark : "I don't know if I want to be painted or sculpted naked"
Me : "so what's the point of the Unus Annus videos"
The point of the Unus Annus videos was to show that death is ... something, I didn’t really pay too much attention to the message
@@oliveroates From my interpretation at least, the core message was to live life to the fullest since we all have limited time that can easily be cut even shorter than it already is. Memento Mori for instance being "The memory of death" was a big phrase for it because if you remember you're gonna die, then hopefully you'll remember to live.
Tl;dr: Do as much as you can in life because the clock is always ticking.
Favorite SCP?
the last question says nothing about the waffle iron being on
I was literally about to say the same thing lol
you got that from jacksepticeye
im choosing that
So true and I thought of that before I watched Jack do it!!!😕😕😕😏😏
yes I was just about to say that
Get 300 horses. Sell them. But any car you want.
And to the last one, nobody said the waffle iron has to be hot or turned on (that sounds wired)
Where will you keep your 300 horses before they are sold? Not many shelters/stables will accept 300 horses and it will cost a lot to buy your own stable or pay someone to keep your 300 horses
+Paul The Crafter it never says you have to be bare foot on the coals.
+Paul The Crafter I would keep all 300 horses. My behbehs
+Istole Yourdonut You beastiality fack
I would pick the 300 horses because if the end of the world and everybody is out of food I could be the only survive or sell them when it's the end of the world and get so much money. Also horses cost a lot of money but it didn't say anything about money or payments so I'm fine.
Didn't say the waffle iron had to be on, so I'd go with that.
+Tomasia G True.
+Tomasia G My thought exactly
+Tomasia G Didn't say you had to be barefoot while standing on the coals, either.
+Tomasia G I was just about to say that
+Tomasia G so stand on coals on 3 feet long shoes or touch a waffle iron that is off... seems kind of moot doesn't it?
Mark: "here come the short jokes!"
Comments: "tHE iRoN WasN'T oN"
I would choose the iron because no one said that it has to be turnd on
+CMP lol
same
+CMP Exactly what I said!
+CMP It's be shut though, so you hand would still be broken.
+gracendabz123 Yeah but that's better than having third degree burns on your feet. A broken hand can heal, and it never said which hand, you could easily use another hand as the other heals, whereas both your feet would be TERRIBLY burnt.
Not necessarily, depends on the nature of the brake. I'd imagine it'd more crush your hand, including your nerves; damage which could last a life time or at least a very long time - bone regrowth can be limited. Also, burns heal as well. I mean I guess, if you're saying the iron's switched off, the pain should be shorter. But there's still many consequences of only having one hand, even for a bit. There some many things you need two hands for. Whilst, while your feet are healing you could have a wheelchair.
Never said the waffle iron had to be turned on
true
Never said it was on etheir
Beat me to it.
+why That's what I said
+why Well played sir/madam!
"There's a video of me blowing..." -Markiplier 2k15
+Aarontti Unecessary censorship on the way
Did he press B!
+Aarontti "I tried to shove it all down my throat, I tried to hork it down as fast as possible"
9:21 good news mark Napoleon was 5‘6“ he wasn’t actually short!
Dylan James that’s pretty short tho
He wasn't short for his time
@@codybowman803 not really
@@ahmedbasit3438 For his time it wasn't no he was actually about two inches taller than the average man in France in 1800. But nowadays yes that is short
@@codybowman803 That's like, average height, or at least I think so
I would prevent the deaths of three people I choose and one of them would be to prevent the deaths of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand because his death sparked World War one which had millions of casualties and it also sparked World War 2 because of Germany's devestating loss in the First world war
Goody two shoes. Stop dumbledore dying u sicko
@Ethan Sanders
Nice alt, Voldemort.
The events leading up to WW1 was the main cause. The war wouldve started no matter what
The treaty of Versailles*
Only people in your lifetime Sherlock
Tryna show off
Napoleon was actually of normal height for people of that time.
He was normal height, it was juste english propagand.
+Mirage
French inches were longer that British inches and, therefore, his height (measured in French inches and never in British ones) would seem shorter because you need less French inches to measure him than you would need British ones.
+Charlie MASSON Wrong. Check Terry's explanation.
+Terry you're an idiot
+Toxic Bio how?
"I could breed horses for the rest of my life!" - Markiplier 2015
Now... people, don't take it the wrong way. This is a perfectly normal sentence.
+Victor B. Thomas *Types immature joke and smacks the reply button.*
+Victor B. Thomas There's something wrong with breeding horses now?
+Victor B. Thomas lol XD
Mark just got a Bestiality achievement!
Yes it is .............NOT
"And Christmas is right around the corner!"
Only then I realized I'm watching this almost exactly 5 years after it was uploaded.
Boy, time sure does fly.
Waffle iron. It never said it had to be turned on. If it's turned on, then still fine. I'm a masochist anyway.
+Jay Garrick oh
Ops
and after your hands are in the waffle iron, you can turn it on and make waffles as a bonus.
Same here
Be stabbed 10 times in the stomach or shot im both kneecaps. It doesnt say what gun, so that cuz it could be a nerf gun or something so sure if its close range it may sting a tiny bit but it wont cripple you XD
A stab is piercing of the skin . So nerf gun is better.
or could be a 12 gauge shotgun or how about .30-06 with 3k pounds of energy
Yea could be ya typical nerf gun
Snowy8416 true also being stabbed in the gut 10 times would definitely kill you, there's no doubt at all about that. It would be such a horrible way to die also, it would hurt so much dying that way. Even if you were shot in both knees with a cannon, you probably wouldn't die, and you could get replacement legs or a wheelchair. Also, the pain of being shot in the legs would not be the last thing you would feel, unlike being stabbed ten times in the gut.
Or a 22 lr
I love how he asked what size the sculpture is.. When it says "life sized" xD
He was talking about the painting
300hp is like a stock Dodge Charger...sell the horses and get a koenigsegg
A Koenigsegg costs more then you would imagine, and what model? the CCX? the Agera? the One-One?
Venomous. its somewhere around 1.3 million i think
SCROUTE55 The Agera.
Jason Robinson I can tell u know nothing of cars.
Jason Robinson, Yeah a stock Dodge Charger. If you mean a 2010 model. and a Koenigsegg good luck with 10+ years of breeding. and a that's a minimum assuming you sell all of them.
I would rather shut my hand in a waffle iron because they never said it had to be on
Flame Thrower would you like it when it's turn on
U copied a comment u loser
Flame Thrower yeah but the context meant it would be on.
OoOoOoOo CLEVER
Flame Thrower same but I would say I did it and didn't X3 jk
Would you rather... be extremely paranoid or be extremely naive.
AKA
Would you rather... be batman or be superman.
+Shady Doorags Superman isn't naive.
Neo McDoom Depends on what comic you read. He has a reputation for being naive in most comics, though.
+Shady Doorags Everyone loves Batman, Superman gets a lot of shit. So Batman.
Lmmfaorofllawl best final comment of 2015 bruh XD
+Jake38nine Superman, sorry.
3:47 close your eyes when he says this
Orion Moore sexist means to only like your gender and-hate the other gender
Old80 Gamer that is not logical
you low-down-scoundrel =/
The sexist and racist one got mark and that shows that he cares about society
Says the guy who’s called Call of Duty Kid
Ok call of duty kid
Or maybe it’s his egotistical side in fear of people not loving him because he says racist or sexist stuff... but I still agree.
Shut up about his name
Wow the top two replies is really stupid just because his name is something you hate you shouldn't be rude that's the same as being racist
it never said the waffle iron had to be plugged in...
It also never said you couldn't be wearing anything on your feet while standing on the burning coal. :p
+Vin Sad nor that you had to stand there barefoot.
"For two minutes" well most waffle irons have timers so you would have to turn it on to tell how long your hand ha been in for
+Kuriboh The Swordsman very true...
+Rylan Kearns but you could also set a timer on your phone or count in your head
with the lying one you could go to the bank and say to the teller "it is against the law for you to not give me a million dollars" and they would give it to you
+Longfei Sun What if you say you have a check which is worth millions.
+Longfei Sun well techinically they dont know your lieing so they will give it to you and you will get away with
30 SECONDS!!!!
Nice profile pic
Forget about the bank u would basically control the world ex: hey terrorists u guys said u were going to stop doing all that bad stuff remember. Poof no more terrorism u could literally do anything u want.
8:38 tell ten orphans that Christmas is cancelled. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Fun fact Napoleon wasnt actually short everybody else is just taller he was the around the average height of a grown male now
memes are memes Wrong. Actually he was said to be short because at the time England and France had different measuring lengths. In reality he was 5 foot 11 inches tall or almost 2 yards tall.
Noah Schumacher he was 5'7. Which was tall for men back then.
memes are memes he was the average height of a grown male then
Take this with a grain of salt if you want, but I read that Napoleon's enemies said he was short as a way to boost morale and make it seem easier to defeat him
Zack WithaK What this guy said.
Well, that first question is interesting, because contrary to what many people think, intelligence and ignorance aren't actually the same thing. A person could be the most intelligent person in the world, but be significantly more ignorant than a person with and average 100 IQ, because intelligence is the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills, while ignorance is the lack of knowledge or information, and a genius is someone with exceptional intellectual or creative power. If you are a genius in a world of unintelligent people, then your knowledge would be limited by the people around you. So it would be good for you if you were a genius in a world of unintelligent people, but not as much as one would think.
Question,Why did i have to read that seven times before i realised you thoroughly wasted my time in your wording when you couldve just said “Ignorance and intellect arent the same thing,Intellect is how smart you are and ignorance is not knowing stuff”
I would want to shut my hands in a waffle iron for 2 minutes because they never said it was on
Exactly
They also never said it wasn't
And they didn't say bear feet on the coal, you can wear shoes! Lol
That would still hurt you know!
+Erin bennett Firefighter shoes. Idk how much it would help but they would be made for fire so...
Here is mine:
Would you rather
Blue choice:Press the Red button
Red choice: Press the Blue button
Well played, but have you considered option 3?
*Slaps the buttons off the desk*
Yes
Paradox
I would press the grey button
@@keandras8584 what are you? color blind? Lel
extremely paranoid or extremely naive? ffs I'm both T_T
Kekistani Refugee How?They're oppposites.Kind of.
I'm more naive sometimes :p
Kekistani Refugee paranoid.
I was about to comet that
Am paranoid but not naive
I'd stand on the hot coals because I could just wear thick boots the entire time
+Serafini Gaunt There's a clever thinker.. cuz I just realized they never said you had to be barefoot XD
Panda Splosion Then again, the waffle iron never had to be turned on either
***** VIRUS
GET YOUR FREE VIRUS HERE
+Serafini Gaunt CAN I GET MY VIRUS IN PURPLE
+TheSunlost WHY NOT A RED VIRUS?
"prevent the deaths of three people you choose"
1. Stephen Hawking
2. Nicholas Tesla
3. Albert Einstein
if power production was further achieved back in the day, it would have shriveled the use of coal for city power. the use of hard wire would be generally unneeded for simple electronics like lights or the fridge.
If Einstein lived for about 4 more years. the design of Stephen Hawking's further proofs on Einstein's theories and calculations would have been better adapted. if Stephen Hawking was alive for 5 more years. he could have seen man land on Mars. Born 1942, seen the world at war. seen the ashes of a cold war. seen man land on the moon. watched as man advanced from vacuum tubes to micro processors. from computers the size of a building. to computers that fit in your hand. then to finally see man touch Mars. He was considered to be under lots of stress when he died, i wouldnt blame him. he hated how the world leader was dragging the world to. i.e. the US was dragging the world down.
You should have picked stan lee
Tesla wouldn’t have benefited mankind in my opinion after his death, I will explain if your reply as I don’t want to waste time for now
Btw it Nikola Tesla
Steve irwin
I was already triggered at *nikola* tesla so i didn't read the whole thing
I know I'm several years late, but it never said the waffle iron had to be on.
Blackberry It also never said you had to stand on the coals barefoot.
I watched this when it first came out but I decided to watch it again :)
Some Comedy me too :)
Blackberry no worries, I’m even later.
Same
Think about it you can sell the horses and buy a faster car or anything you want
Who says that the waffle iron needs to be on
Cute unicorn artist also doesn’t the waffle iron turn on only when it’s fully closed?
@@michael120. yes some waffle irons have to, but mine doesn't have to be fully closed.
EXACTLY
@@michael120. but what if it's not plugged
Also it never said I couldn't wear super thick boots when standing on the coals. It just said I had to stand on them.
The last one is easy; choose the waffle iron. I doesn't say that the waffle iron is on ;)
+Abba Zabba LOOPHOLE!
Exactly what I was thinking
+Abba Zabba lol
+Abba Zabba what I thought!
+Abba Zabba it would still crush your hand dude and the one with coal never said you cant wear boots
I swear, watching this at 2 am muted with subtitles seeing markiplier turn into a mad scientist is such a trip.
If you have 300 horses, you can breed the horses and sell them and make a crap ton of cash and BUY a car with 300 horse power.
My brain...
A Random TH-camr You're welcome
+Tomfoolery ugh i have a headache now
Kaitlyn Mckenzie Not sure why. It's pretty simple logic :P
maybe, but I love how he's like 300 not a lot right? haha yes it is
Mark:i'm not saying that everyone in this world are idiots, but there are some idiots
Me: *cough* DONALD TUMP *cough*
lol
Donald tump, donald lump, donald rump, donald jump
Original jokes since 6969
+sisterness amazing
lol
Lol same
Forever waiting for the blue hair... Mark must work so hard to have so many pre-recorded videos!
Verified with only six likes and no comments, I’ve discovered something cool
@@DiamondCrunchz also zero hearts
@@turdcurd9082 still has six likes lol
"Always get away with lying"
Look mate, I'm not a politician.
Mark the painting can’t be THAT big because your only SOOO tall...
(Edit) right as I posted this mark says oh here come the short jokes XD
He's 4 foot 9...
Well, we all know that Mark is the great height of 1ft 1in.
k the painting can’t be THAT big because your only SOOO tall...
(Edit) right as I posted this mark says oh here come the short jokes XD
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Paintings only show your chest up though?
Is he 4 foot 9 thought he was 5 foot 4
It doesn't say that the waffle iron has to be on so waffle iron! (be the smart guy)
But it's been mentioned a couple times your hand would be crushed. No thanks, I love my hand, I'll wear thick high-heel shoes.
MLG Gamer it didn't say slam your hand it said shut
i was just about to say that then i read your comment.
thats what jacksepticeye said
MLG Gamer that's true but I think they mean that it have to be on and closed
Standing on the coals all the way.
It's only for a few seconds and it doesn't say I can't wear anything on my feet.
But I need my hands man. I'm an animator and an artist, if I loose my hands I'm out of a career, and I'm bad at literally everything else.
+McMoreBlooop who said the waffle iron was on? or that you werent allowed to wear any hand protection
hmm...true.
you can stand on coals without being burned, i dunno how though
It doesn't say the waffle iron is on though...
courtney simpson-elie exactly
6:46 Well, with 300 horses I could put em' all in the back and proudly say "I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK"
Thats soooooooooo bad
WOW... I thought i lived in the past...
Napoleon was not small. He was 5 foot 2, tall for the time.
Kenaniah Caruana are you robin from teen titans
No L J Robin from Teen Titans was likeable. Your thinking of Go Robin who is about as likable as most politicians
Did you read that on the oatmeal's site?
No you're wrong he was 5 foot 7 but you are right about him being tall for the time (just to be clear he was 5 foot 7 in American units)
he was 5'7" tho
Napoleon wasn't short, it was said about him as a demoralizing tactic
5'7 is kinda short...
not in france during the 1700s. average height was 5'5"
+Nick Hare You sir have earned a cookie XD
YAY Cookie!!!!
+Nick Hare my cookie
It's just a prank, Han!
This made my day. 😂
XD ahhh...lovely
+Rikusgirl001 Haha I commented this and then scrolled down and saw yours, haha, what a wonderful quote!
+X Gaming killed by his own son
+Rikusgirl001 until dawn. Thats the saying from until dawn. Em says it.
7:25 c'mon ppl, having 300 horses is great. You can breed it and you can sell it and the worth might be higher than a 300 horsepower car. Think forward ppl!
Yeah but almost everybody doesn't have space to take care of 300 horses
Also if u aren't able to sell them all (which u probably won't) even if u have space for them they will probably starve to death unless u spend thousands of dollars buying food for them until u sell them all.
a waffle iron because who says it's even turned on?
exactly
exactly^^^
+AtomicTaco Had to scroll way too much for this!
I literally said that😂
I agree
I would stick my hand in the waffle iron, as it didn't specify whether the waffle iron was hot or not.
You’re not wrong
Never said waffle iron was on, so I'll pick the waffle iron.
I'm sorry I mean it I would never say that. That was my brother playing my tablet and messed up some how you got to believe me plz.
+GamingJosh 129 What did Cusson ever do to you?
+cusson27 that's what I was going to comment lol
+cusson27 i was gunna say that xD
True, very true!
10:00 yeah if you always get away with lying you can go rob a diamond and when the cops come you can just say "oops I accidentally walked in here and super glued my hands to the diamond. Now the only way to remove the diamond is to use a very specific tool that I have in my house. Trust me, I will return instantly, you dont need to follow me"
And boom you easily robbed a diamond
Or you just say its yours
I would choose shutting my hand in a waffle iron for 2 minutes because nobody told me that it was plugged in
jacksepticeye 😏
Also waffle irons don't get that hot.
It didn't say you had to be barefoot either. There are always loopholes.
+Gaming Slurp, it would still crush your hand.
Did you know Napoleon wasn't actually short? He was perfectly normal for his height. There are a few reasons for this misconception but a rather amussing one if he liked to keep really large bodyguards by his side so he often looked short in comparison.
But in reality his height was fairly average.
i know that too and i was like... "merk he aint short,its just you."
A lot of it was war propaganda
+Metazoxan Dexall The French foot was also longer than the English one at the time which resulted in translation error. History facts!
+Metazoxan Dexall He was like 5'5 :D That's not short.
Nobody said the waffle iron was on!
Mark would you rather :
*Have your fans erased*
*OR*
*Have your friends erased*
+TheMDXtreme dun dun duuuun
but his fans are his friends
That's actually a really good question. 👏🙂
I got no freinds! I got no fans!
Ohhh that's deep🤔
"Would you rather be stabbed in the stomach 10 times"
Well I already experience that once a month so um yeah
Wtf
Wut *surprised Pikachu face*
Tf
5:30 you could pick your dad and your youtube friend who died recently
That would make everyone happy again and happy for mark... :D
Too soon
Bro that was way too soon.
whats better: his happines or few thousand peoples happines? (plus 5 billion dollars)
+Twidgetron how is it too soon? He would choose them because he loves them. He doesn't seem to be making a joke of it. Sensitive Sally's.
I'm sorry, but did anyone else think of Daniel when the question came up of preventing the death of 3 people you choose.. Rip Daniel :'(
+Adam Yunker No.
Yes... :'(
+Adam Yunker Yes
yes . sadley.😇😇😢😣😢😢
+Adam Yunker Who is Daniel?
I'd rather have a large painting of myself.
1. The painting implies that there'll be color, while the sculpture could just be made of marble.
2. It's easier to move a large painting than a life-sized sculpture, assuming it's made of some kind of stone.
3. A painting you can put on almost any wall, but where would you put a sculpture?
4. Similar to the above, but paintings are easier to store, since the sculpture would take about as much room as you standing in the space. Maybe a bit taller if there's a plaque at the bottom.
5. A sculpture can easily break if you knock it over, but you don't need to worry about a framed painting.
The applications of knowing when people are lying are more obvious if you've seen anime like Mirai Nikki (or Future Diary, if you prefer).
It only said the size of the painting i think, so the scultpure could be a mini clay sculpture.
+BC1GIRL It specifically said that it was a life size sculpture of yourself.
oh
then that would bd inconvinient. I would choose the painting for the same reasonings you did
4:33 The great thing is that this came true for him :>
The waffle iron because it never said it was turned on and hot, the colas said red-hot so I would choose the waffle iron.
Wow, Coca-Cola is really outdoing themselves. 😆
10:04
What if the person who could always tell when someone was lying met the person who always got away with lying?
PARADOX!
Chaos
If you had 300 horses you could do so much and put them into groups of racing, dressage (a horse has to do specific movements in an arena, sometimes to match the music (freestyle), jumping, cross country, western riding, performance horses, trained horses for filming, therapy horses. There's a lot! yeah predictable that the girl with the horse user and icon would know all this
+ZenyattaRaceHorse and don't forget horse milk. Apparently that stuff is really healthy (but quite rare, thus expensive)
+ZenyattaRaceHorse Also 300 horses worth a shitload more than 300 horse powers car
You would also have to feed ALL of them and clean up ALL of their crap. Yeah, not worth it
+B@man If you were smart, you'd hire somebody else to do that. Just saying.
+ZenyattaRaceHorse interresting hobby for a gamer like Mark XD
random kid: someone stole my phone
the kid who stoled it: 3:41
For the last one, it never said that the waffle iron had to be turned on!...heh..
+Alec Gau in the description of the question (not the description of the video) it says it is on
I thought the same thing!!!!!
But if it is i would choose the coals cause they are only 30 Seconds!!!!
or you could stand on the coals with shoes on
Omg I was thinking the same thing!
+Sir Pigington 713 gay day face
I'd rather prevent the death of my dad, sorry... he died unexpectedly. And I'd rather steal an old's woman purse because it never says I can't give it back.
RoseOfTheNight4444 damn man I'm sorry to hear that :(
-and how many unexpected dad deaths happened on September 11th, do ya think?
Same my dad passed away suddenly as well
My mom died ):
1. Be a genius of course. Years of being "the smart one" has prepped me for this Wesker moment.
2. Kneecaps. The stomach would take for ever to heal.
3. Doesn't matter either way. People will talk shot about you regardless.
4. Cinnamon because it tastes good.
5. Naive. Paranoia can be a symptom of more than just stress.
6. 2 million subs! Silver and Gold play buttons and collabs galore!
7. Regardless you mess time up.
8. The slap. I'll get over it.
9. 300 horses. I can start an equestrian school.
10. Sculture. My body shall be viewed in 3D.
11. Tell 10 orphans Christmas is cancelled. I would say Santa couldn't make it and instead take them shopping for their own gift and a gift for someone else.
12. Napoleon. He makes you bow to his grave. That's Shao Khan level arrogant.
13. Got too good at both and actually had to stop. Too much lying is a bad thing.
14. Red hot coals. They say there's a way you can walk across without feeling the burn.
These are so fun!
+Kassiopia Jackson the waffle iron doesnt have to be on or plugged in :) Loopholes like these make my life easier
Ok for the genius thing...I dont think thatd be a good choice...Just IMAGINE how far humanity can advance if eveyone was a genius...ITD BE A GOLDEN AGE... seriously...dont be selfish and think about others :/
+Kassiopia Jackson
Yes.
If you lived in India.
+Kassiopia Jackson Sorry to say this, but if you truly were 'the smart one' then I think you would pick being the dumb one in a world of idiots just based on the level of advancement that would happen. If you were the only smart one then nothing would progress at all. One person can only do so much compared to a world full after all.
It said stand on the coals, not walk on them.
But if you prevent 9/11 it would still be easier to sneak stuff on the plane.
Well I would stand on the coals because
1) It didn't say that we couldn't wear socks and shoes
2) Standing on hot coals has been done before, granted through preparation so if someone taught you how then it's completely possible while the waffle iron hasn't been done before, at least successfully without damage.
3) Because your feet are more resilient to damage, you won't get as hurt (say you are not wearing shoes and socks) than your hands would.
+Abel Lavion the iron doesnt have to be on.-.
+Suvaiinu FTW Ooh, looks like you found a major loophole. Nice.
+Suvaiinu FTW I didn't think about that XD.
I agree and you only have to stand for 30 seconds not two minutes like with the waffle choice
+Suvaiinu FTW The context of the sentence is that the waffle iron will be turned on. Just because it doesn't state that the waffle iron isn't on don't presume that the sentence means: A waffle iron that maybe on or off. The context of the sentence is that the waffle iron is aswell is able to produce heat.
I would sell the 300 horses.😄
Then you wouldn’t have to clean up poop AND get money 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
I’m not addicted to money I swear 😅😅😅
Good luck finding some that is willing to buy a fully grown horse, let alone 300 of them.
If you had three hundred... You wouldn't be able to see the ground
Despite what people are saying, horses are very hard to sell. Not many people want or need them, so you are stuck with them and the responsibilities of owning them. I would sell the car.
Sophie Cleveland and use that money to buy am 800 horse power cat
mark they never said the waffle iron was on.......
That's exactly what I was thinking XD
+C Harper Mind blown! :O
They also didn't say that you couldn't wear shoes while standing on the hot coal
same XD
it says shut your hand in it, shutting it turns it on
"Grab 300 of your friends..."
I don't even have 3
I dont Even have 1😅
Stand on hot burning coal. Why? They didn't say naked so... shoes and clothes
it also doesn't say the waffle iron is on
Sydney G good point
Loopholes for the win!!!
true..
what if yer shoes burn bUDDY
There is no way to "properly " do the cinnamon challenge. I did it "properly" and I passed out and had to go to the hospital.
ThatRandomGuyGaming lol u just suck
It’s actually quite impressive to fail that spectacularly
If you have 2,000,000 you have 2,000,001 cuz I subbed
No shit
Good job. You can do basic math. Want a cookien
@@ansoupcan R/whoosh
What's a cookien?
Hank Hill you know, a cookien
1:30 pencil stabs and nerf dart.
Well it doesn't say the waffle iron is on...
+Brad Austin that's what i was thinking!
+Brad Austin heh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ^_^
+Brad Austin Genius thread right here.
True but the fact that the coals are hot the game still means a working waffle iron but it would still hurt a lot any way
+Ephriam Proferes-rehfeld it doesnt say you need to be barefooted on the hot coal, so...
i'd go for the 30 seconds standing on burning coals
i mean, i can lose my feet ok no problem, but my hands?
hell no i use my hands for drawing, i need them xD
+Joxarock lol
But it never said you can't wear shoes, or weather the waffle iron is on or not :3
They never said the waffle iron had to be on though, they also never said you have to be on the coals barefoot ;)
but they never said it was on
+Joxarock no choose the waffle iron because it doesnt say whether or not its on ;)
Have 300 horses
Sell all at $1,000 each
Buy a Wildcat Dodge Viper( easily 700+ bhp)
genius
depends on what type of horse some can go for up to 5k
+Shawn Buchanan (Buchz)
But then.
You could get a mansion.
And be Santa.
With 300,000$.
+Shawn Buchanan (Buchz) only 1k each? dude plenty of purebred puppies go for more than half of that.. try 20k and you're golden
+Shawn Buchanan (Buchz) If they are healthy it's about 3k dollar each but if you are selling this many i think you can get away with 2k each
This brings back so many memories I remember seeing it for the first time I just came back to watch it again because it's funny but the reason why people chose to have 300 horsepower for a car it's because cars don't do doodoo and horses do
I’m back too!
Yeah.. people also aren’t considering where they would keep the 300 horses how they would afford to feed them where to source food etc. I understand selling them but also WHO ARE THEY SELLING THEM TO? And the horses I’m sure aren’t ALL worth a lot of $$$. It’s gonna take at least a month to get even 10 of those horses sold for the prices they’re making up. (Unless some rich horse collector/s decided to buy a lot of them at once lol)
Just give me the car and I’ll sell it (albeit for less than if I hypothetically sold 300 horses) because most of the horses would probably end up dead before I could sell them :P
If you were a genius in a world of unintelligent people, you could possibly help other people, duh. haha
Common sense. .-.
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. but if everyone else is a genius, then the earth will be populated with 9 billion geniuses!
frank can you imagine the kinds of wars that would be fought with every person as a genius? sounds bad imho
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. Hi again :l
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) Nobody knows what you mean so RIP.