My dad studied medicine AND made a book about animals. I asked him once about spiders and he said that there is NO spider that can kill a human being with one poisonous bite. There will be symptoms as expected but there is literally NO chance it will kill you.
Imagine just mark choosing to sing everything he says and then he's on his deathbed looking at his children and grandchildren and is just like "If you love me let me goooooooooo!"
The Sandlot is about some kids who heard a creepy rumor about a person and their dog that live behind a baseball field but find out that they are not bad at all. The Goonies is about some kids following a map and going to find some treasure from an old pirate that died but there are criminals trying to kill them and get to it first.
Colby Powell as a person who has watched Sandlot a million times and The Goonies only once, I’m sure it would be obvious which one I would rather watch. But ngl, The Goonies is wayyyyyy better than Sandlot.
Ah man, enjoy all the crappy simulator games on steam Edit: also you'd get stuck playing crap games made to outrage people like mister moon man and hatred
6:42 he missed a really valuably smart thing there; they have made some edible but strange tasting chapstick, where swallowing a quarter coin could lead to heavy metal poisoning, or block the airway.
That moment when you hear that Japanese Hornets have been sighted in Washington and might spread throughout the U.S. and you're just watching Markiplier talk about them. Epic Gamer Moment
Markiplier: who’s a little markiplier? 2 year old mark: I am! Markiplier: who’s a little marky moo? 2 year old mark: I’m a little marky moo! Priceless!!!😂 2:16
Fun fact markiplier 2:54 Id go with the president one since being impeached doesn’t mean removed from office, it means you might get removed as impeachment is legislative vote, there is a chance you’ll stay in office.
3:55 I'm pretty sure pet dogs are so loyal that they would just lie beside you while you both die or just lie next to your body, not sure how true it is but seems believable
@@operatorbeygx4501 It's more so an exaggeration. There've been * a few * that've been found in banana shipments, but for the most part an urban legend that made headlines a little while back. Still funny though considering the death by boner thing. I wouldn't want that to happen to my banana.
@@operatorbeygx4501 It's more so an exaggeration. There've been * a few * that've been found in banana shipments, but for the most part an urban legend that made headlines a little while back. Still funny though considering the death by boner thing. I wouldn't want that to happen to my banana.
+Peachi Also, GameGrumps talks about eating ChapStick as a kid during their Sonic Boom play through (if I remember somewhere between ep 12 and 17) and they turned out alright sort of.
I'd rather sing everything I say then dance all of my movements. I have a stutter, and when I sing I don't stutter since it involves a different part of the brain.
"Have complete power over the world but then get killed after 3 weeks" *Dio muda's angrily in the distance* "Be president but then be impeached after 3 weeks" *Funny Valentine emerges from the void to kick your ass for that*
+TheDkmariolink what's that called exactly? I have a friend that can do that and he said that it was some kind of medical condition, but I forget what it's called.
+Destiny S. Kydd after watching their most recent videos mark is really good but pewdie is going off a little maby over editing his video and trying to hard almost
I would rather get paid to watch every TV show. Here is my reasoning. With reading every book, -it takes concentration so I wouldn't be able to do other things -it takes so long -most of the books in the world I wouldn't enjoy at all, like non fiction, sex novels etcetera With watching every TV show, -Okay, it only said watch every TV show, so I could just watch one episode of every TV show and bam, I have technically watched every TV show -you can do other things while watching TV, like play on your phone or make good food (I could learn how to cook like bro) -I could watch the shows I really enjoy too, and find more shows I enjoy, while with books I would do that anyway because I love reading and exploring different books, but I would never consider reading every book ever written. -besides, every book ever written? That's so many, and so many different languages, while in TV shows it's easier to understand another language because there's visuals to it too,while in books you would have zero clue what was going on
0:43 there's a snake in a island where the public isn't allowed, where it's venom is so deadly,your skin and meat and tissue will melt before the venom kills you
So here's the thing about being trapped in a cave with my snake: 1. You only have to feed snakes about once a week so i wouldn't have to start cutting pieces off until we'd been in there for a while. 2. Mice and other rodents would be in caves, he can just eat those. 3. If we're truly in a dire situation where he's very very hungry i will cut off a part of my body so he can eat. 4. He's a tiny baby so i wouldn't have to sacrifice much of my body each time, but he also wouldn't be a big meal for me. 5. I would just prefer not to eat him and would rather sacrifice parts of my body. 6. How long are we in this cave? Is there hope of being rescued? How long can humans survive without food? Edit: 7. He can squeeze through tiny spaces, he would almost definitely be able to escape and i would happily let him do so. 8. Water is the real issue here, not food.
I would definitely read all the books. I would love to be paid to read. Especially if I got access to banned books and ancient tomes that none but me would have seen for many years, even decades. there is something darkly enticing about forbidden knowledge.
+MarkipIier oi, piss off. you did the same thing at the gaming lemons channel, stop annoying everyone, what do you get out of it. go away, make some friend just stop giving people viruses, I even checked your channel, there's nothing there.
Do you have to really read it though, can't some people pretend to read it. Or do you have to tell what happens in the book like a book club? I'd pick that though, watching all that will ruin your eyes big time, due to the light and radiation.
"Just because a chap-stick might be flavored it might also be poisonous, you don't think." @Markiplier ... The point of chap-stick is to put it on your lips... I don't think they would make something poisonous that you put on your lips.
I would watch every TV show for times sake. Books have been around for hundreds of years while TV's are still pretty new. There's more books than TV shows.
I can only imagine how easy it would have been if they tried to either shoot or bash Voldy’s head in with a hammer from behind or something. Sure yeah magic and stupid chants and shit but had no one thought to try that.
+Regular Golden God Well you can watch only 1 episode of boku no pico if you pick to watch every TV show but if you pick to read every book that's hundred shades and fifty shades not to mention every volume of twilight for you.
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) If I pick one will the other never happen? Because I want both, but I believe it wouldn't hurt to watch Undertale with another TH-camr and I'm finally hearing Mark sing for reals, so Xmas Album!
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) I want to see him play Jack to the FUTURE! Especially react to the Epic Rap Battles of History cameo, with them doing a rap battle between Mark and Jack. See, that's why these types of games are Juvenile, there are always other choices. PS: GOONIES!
The goonies are about these kids who become treasure hunters after reading a myth, but have crazies coming after them. The crazies messed something up, and the boat with treasure sailed away, never to be seen again.
+Rale you should watch both both are vary good movies and niether should be overlooked for which one you should watch tho its all about personal choice as the 2 have different themes i personally enjoy the goonies more then the sandlot but thats due to my personal preference the sandlot 2 is also vary good
The sandlot > the goonies. They're both phenomenal, but the sandlot is marginally better. Might be the nostalgia speaking here, but watch the goonies first, then watch the sandlot, so you watch them both!
+Michael Arp Also, there's probably way less TV to watch than there are books to read, so I gotta go TV. Get paid to do less, /and/ I could read books through the stuff I don't like!
I would get paid to watch tv because 1. Bring friend 2. Watch good tv 3. Cheer 4. Watch bad tv 5. Make fun of the tv show 6. ??? 7. PROFIT! (literally)
+Igor Djurdjevac Same with tv shows, It would take you lifetimes. I think the author of the post is implying you get paid for every show/season/episode and paid for every chapter/book/series
Every TV show.... Reading books can hurt your eyes if you do it too long. Also you need a brightly lit up room and quiet. Watching TV is as easy as breathing and doesn't require any concentration. You can bring your friends, get popcorn and watch for all eternity. Getting sleepy legs? Jog while watching. Hungry/thirsty? Eat/drink while watching. Need to go to the bathroom? Get a bucket or watch the TV Show on your mobile device.
+nik t Who says you need a quiet place when you can read anywhere? A lot of people can read at loud places like race tracks or movie theaters (I've seen it). Plus when reading, it plays out in your head with the characters as you imagine them, rather than a person portraying them or if they're animals like cats or bears. Also, tv can hurt your eyes if you stare at it for too long. Need to go to the bathroom? Bathroom-reading time. Getting sleepy legs? Get in bed and read. Hungry or thirsty? Put a bookmark in and get something then eat/drink while you read. Plus it widens your vocabulary if the book is really good and infinitely expands one's imagination of possibility. Not to mention that books keep you entertained when focusing on them and watching TV can be excessively dull if there's nothing good on to the point to where one dozes off (done it). Mind you this is just how I view it and purely from my own preference of entertainment, so take it as you will. Have a nice day and happy New Year. :)
I'm thinking that visuals are harder to get past than descriptions. I've read a couple books that traumatized me, back when I was a teen, but I routinely avoid certain shows because I anticipate worse trauma due to the imagery. So, I don't think I'd be comfortable watching every single TV show ever, whereas with books, the worst is reading IKEA pornography, maybe some descriptions of gore, and a lot of boring romance and stuff... right? I'd be happier with the books, even more if I could audiobook them and do things with my hands at the same time.
to fight volemort, you would also need to find and destroy 7 horcruxes, and then kill him. it would take years. freddy crugar would be much easier to fight.
Excuse me if someone offered to pay me to read every book I would jump on it in a heartbeat!!!!! Reading is my life bro!! But for those who haven't been reading books since before you could read (there's a story there), MERITS: If you're still in school (like me), teachers are much more lenient about bringing books to class than bringing ipad or phone to class to watch tv. Reading actually enhances your mind - once you get to a certain age, your mind starts to degrade, so to speak, unless you read and keep the mind sharp. I'd bet thqt watching ALL THE TV SHOWS would hurt your eyes, make you obese, start to hate life... Reading is more convenient, more fun, and helps your brain.
Yes I agree I love to read CALL ME A BOOK WORM IF YOU WISH (that's aimed for people that chose the tv) my question is how the hell do you read before you can even read that's a paradox
+Rose Hannaquist Read ALL kinds of books. You would want to read books such as Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey? Would you consider them...enhancing one's mind? Oh wells your preference. Not saying TV shows are any better either, I rather not sit through hours in pain reading junk.
Panda Boy oh I know the pain but you can put those books back for a further date and there is no way you would be able to read EVERY book in the world so that means you could die without having to read uninteresting ones
+WolfGaming That would most likely be extremely illegal. It would like be marketing cyanide paste, and making it seem like you should put it on your mouth.
I’d imagine there are super fans who legit think his name does bad things or kills people or whatever the rule is. I don’t know I’ve only seen a handful of movies.
I'd rather read the books, both would be impossibly long but the books wouldn't damage your eyes and would probably help your intelligence more than the tv shows.
By the way, just to clarify, when I said about it would damage your eyes I would mean due to if watched all in one go would probably cause long-term damage.
*screams* OH MAH GAWSH ITS THE DOG OF WISDOM What is the movie about? well its about some kids going on an adventure.... dont want to spoil anything for any of those who havent seen it go watch it for yourself :) I think it might be on either hulu or netflix if not then i believe ABC still plays it every once and a while and im pretty sure it plays on Cartoon Network flicks. I havent had cable in a while but it is a great movie 100/10
Shay Bluemel Yeah....... well not crazy about it just... and don't kill me when i say this... i don't like sandlot that much... i dont hate it just dont find it all that funny
I realised that black widows give warning bites first, without venom. So...
A. You wouldn’t be harmed.
B. They are polite.
R/woosh to anyone that says
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLACK WIDOWS ARE NOT POLITE!!!
Cool
BLACK WIDOWS ARE NOT POLITE, THEY ARE SPIDERS STUPID!!!
+nolanc94 black widows are polite, they only bite you if you mess with them
My dad studied medicine AND made a book about animals. I asked him once about spiders and he said that there is NO spider that can kill a human being with one poisonous bite. There will be symptoms as expected but there is literally NO chance it will kill you.
Imagine just mark choosing to sing everything he says and then he's on his deathbed looking at his children and grandchildren and is just like "If you love me let me goooooooooo!"
Oof.
LOL
😂😭
“Dad, what are we gonna do without you?”
*”Eyyyy Macarena!”*
This is such an early 2010's type comment that i got surprised if was 2 years ago you posted it
The Sandlot is about some kids who heard a creepy rumor about a person and their dog that live behind a baseball field but find out that they are not bad at all. The Goonies is about some kids following a map and going to find some treasure from an old pirate that died but there are criminals trying to kill them and get to it first.
goonies sounds far better ngl ive watched the sandlot, i guess its alright but damn the goonies sounds way better
Colby Powell as a person who has watched Sandlot a million times and The Goonies only once, I’m sure it would be obvious which one I would rather watch. But ngl, The Goonies is wayyyyyy better than Sandlot.
@@josephmerritt5815 Wow! I'm actually on the opposite side. I've seen The Goonies about 5 billion times and I've never seen The Sandlot.
the goonies is hilarious to me
that weird guy (is sloth his name?) is my favorite
@@Hobo_Dood 😎👍
A: get paid to read every book
B: get paid to watch every tv show
How about C
C: Get paid to play every video game
Ah man, enjoy all the crappy simulator games on steam
Edit: also you'd get stuck playing crap games made to outrage people like mister moon man and hatred
@@Laeli218 all the trashy porn games too
D watch every movie
That includes Town with no Name
@@Laeli218 B-but i like bos, least in Falout 4.
My god. He puts flannel in the title and all of my suggestion on the right are flannel styling videos.
+GoodwinGhost Truth. I wish there was an option to turn the sidebar suggestions off.
Or denim
Omg same
+GoodwinGhost exactly
yep
6:42 he missed a really valuably smart thing there; they have made some edible but strange tasting chapstick, where swallowing a quarter coin could lead to heavy metal poisoning, or block the airway.
WHOS A LITTLE MARKIPLIER
I AM !
WHOS THE LITTLE MARKI MOO
IM THE LITTLE MARKY MOO
THIS IS TOO CUTE THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
:3
how is a grown man acting like a child cute?
I AGREE WITH YOU
+Nicole McPherson sorry about the capitulation
+rosella nami XD
"Be stupid and have a brilliant kid"
Goku's taken that option
It would be pretty bad if you go in for surgery and the surgeon looks away in disgust
yep😂
That'd be something pretty annoying.
Vittu saatana mie en tykkää.
+Foxy The Pirate Fox vittu en kyl mäkää, hyi saatana. tai sit ku herää kesken leikkauksen😂
+Altti Lopakka
No nii'i.
Kiva törmätä suomalaisii muute. Oot toinen jonka oon koskaa nähny tääl.
yep
I would rather be paid to watch all Markiplier's videos
+Alargento Who wouldn't there SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool
+Lps Clair They're*
+Tyler Rich I guess you are 1. a 12 year old that shows off his grammar skills or 2. a teacher.
+Alargento ^^ YES!
+Alberto Arias Neither. I'm just a grammar Nazi passing through the comment.
"A room full of silence and disgust" is basically school.
That moment when you hear that Japanese Hornets have been sighted in Washington and might spread throughout the U.S. and you're just watching Markiplier talk about them.
Epic Gamer Moment
2015
Epic death
Glad that you didn't choose Japanese hornet sting.. It's poison can dissolve human flesh :)
Wow! How... delightful!
Petra P. No they dont. They make it so the flesh doesn't heal you're thinking of a king scorpion
Nature is just lovely.
What a wonderful thing. Next sting me with all the bugs 😀👌
Um... I'm never going outside again even though I'm in Canada😅
"HEY VOLDY, GET YOUR BALD HEAD OVER HERE!!" I can picture it. It's so visual.
Markiplier: who’s a little markiplier?
2 year old mark: I am!
Markiplier: who’s a little marky moo?
2 year old mark: I’m a little marky moo!
Priceless!!!😂
2:16
Fun fact markiplier
2:54 Id go with the president one since being impeached doesn’t mean removed from office, it means you might get removed as impeachment is legislative vote, there is a chance you’ll stay in office.
I would rather Get paid to watch youtube
+Chris Wright yeah i would also be a billionare XD
+Chris Wright iTS ALL I DO 7 HOURS A DAY
It would be my dream job
NO every TV show not youtube
DUDE he wasnt talking about the questio he was just saying he would rather do that as an option
did you read the queston
This game gives a weirdly close insight into Mark's personality, without revealing that much at the same time, somehow haha :)
so true!
Lol😂😂
True that!
3:55 I'm pretty sure pet dogs are so loyal that they would just lie beside you while you both die or just lie next to your body, not sure how true it is but seems believable
1:40 That's the Brazilian Wandering spider. They're also well known to be accidentally packaged with bananas.
I will NEVER eat a banana again.
Cannot tell if it's coincidental or ironic (or a joke)
@@operatorbeygx4501 It's more so an exaggeration. There've been * a few * that've been found in banana shipments, but for the most part an urban legend that made headlines a little while back.
Still funny though considering the death by boner thing. I wouldn't want that to happen to my banana.
@@operatorbeygx4501 It's more so an exaggeration. There've been * a few * that've been found in banana shipments, but for the most part an urban legend that made headlines a little while back.
Still funny though considering the death by boner thing. I wouldn't want that to happen to my banana.
You've never seen Sandlot???
You're killin' me, smalls!
is that a sandlot reference?
+James Harvey Yes
OK. So explain it then
yasss. XD
+ThatOneGermanKid You play baseball like a girl!!! Lol my favorite line
You put ChapStick on your mouth so they couldn't make it toxic you silly fish.
+Peachi Also, GameGrumps talks about eating ChapStick as a kid during their Sonic Boom play through (if I remember somewhere between ep 12 and 17) and they turned out alright sort of.
Actually in movie cosmetics they have what are basic lip condoms (watch batman&robin)
Lol, silly fish?
But when ingesting a whole stick, that can still be pretty bad... I mean, when your using ChapStick your not putting all of it on your lips...
Emily Emmons kids eat the cherry kind all the time I've heard, and Elmer's glue. Not me, I was a play dough child myself. Man kids are weird
Sandlot or the Goonies? Personally I would choos the Goonies but Mark, you should really watch both.
+Matthew Burczyk Yas
Hi
+Matthew Burczyk Have to say goonies if i was to make a choice.
Goonies ftw
Gonnies all da way
Dude, the Macarena or Mambo no 5 one is just "do I want an amazing time for 4 hours or an amazing time for 4 hours"
I'd rather sing everything I say then dance all of my movements. I have a stutter, and when I sing I don't stutter since it involves a different part of the brain.
Smart
I choose OR
🅱️ig 🅱️rain
I'm really scared to sing in front of ppl
If Chapstick is supposed to be put on your MOUTH do you really think that it would be poisonous?!!!!
+Thorn Knight A thin layer on your lips isn't poisonous, no. But the entire tube of Chapstick, eaten in one sitting....that's another story.
+The Commenter I used to eat chapstick when I was a little kid. I'd probably know if it was poisonous.
+The Commenter I would eat chapstick when I was a kid. XD And still sometimes I lick it off my lips. Only if its a good flavor. cx
+The Commenter there are eatable chapsticks made with natural ingredients
+TomBoy Plays Glad I'm not alone! My favorite was the bubblegum lipsmacker, but I'd nom a strawberry chapstick in a heartbeat.
1. THE GOONIES!
2. Even though I am a huge book nerd, I'm choosing tv show. They're quicker to finish.
Same here, minus the "huge book nerd".
And The Goonies is mah favorite movie!! ^_^
me too with both there are some inappropriate books out there and I am only 11
TV is boring too
if you're getting paid to read every book, you can also assume that you're getting paid to learn every language just so you can read those books. o.o
+Susan Heslop (Señor Ananas) I agree with you in every way. :P
I dont think there is enough time in a lifetime to watch every tv show
"Have complete power over the world but then get killed after 3 weeks"
*Dio muda's angrily in the distance*
"Be president but then be impeached after 3 weeks"
*Funny Valentine emerges from the void to kick your ass for that*
Jotaro, kisamaaaaa!
+Lucius Hartfield I don't get it.
+Lucius Hartfield *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*
+Lucius Hartfield I HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST NAPKIN IN THIS COMMENT !
well,now for real,let´s sing a song shall we ?
pizza mozzarella~
ella~
ella~
I do not understand the words that you are speaking.
I've eaten chapstick before...
It's actually really good.
Thank u for sharing 😈😈
+Joe Sanders ya it is good
but Is it healthy😈
my son has done it before
When I was little Chapstick was like candy to me
WOOHOO IM A SLOT MACHINE
put the coin in the mouth, payment out the pooper shooter
THAT FUNNY XD
Eww 😆
THAT FUNNY DUDE ON TH-cam ur hilar
Quarters is not poison but it tastes like copper/iron cause I accidentally ate one and it was not good for my mouth and throat.
5:32 pause your video and appreciate this face
I appreciated the face…what now?
@@sethbigboy324 XD
@Question Mark lol
Thanks dude u have blessed us
Haven't seen sandlot?
"YOUR KILLIN' ME SMALLS!!!"
Smalls is such a fuckin idiot. "S'more of what?"
Ohmigod IKR!
the Goonies is such a better movie than the sandlot though.
+Madison Croft it is.
+Sweet Night not*
Paid to read a book because I can read a book faster then I can watch an entire TV series.
And honestly, books can be a lot more engaging based on your preference
+TheDkmariolink stupid, its EVERY book
+TheDkmariolink but it said you get paid to watch the show not the entire tv series.
Same
+TheDkmariolink what's that called exactly? I have a friend that can do that and he said that it was some kind of medical condition, but I forget what it's called.
Watch every TV show. You'd only have to watch 1 episode of everything.
Smart move!
+FillmFilms I think watching every tv show implies every episode. Regardless, you would get payed for it. Some shows would be great.. but others...
+CaptinTrips but others. like House 2(you probably don't know that tv show. it's russian. I'm not racist!!!I'm russian my self!
Have to watch teletubies and my little Ponnie HELL NO
Tv cuz you can make a million dollars watching every episode of the walking dead :)
I've eaten chap stick before.
*it was good ._.*
then you died
A&W flavored chapstick
Bruh-
Guilty
When I was younger I ate an entire tube of grape flavored chapstick yeah I'm still alive
the series is pretty interesting as you try to reason between lessor evils and WOW man nearly at 11 mil subs congratulations!
+LionGaming Mark is a legend i think more entertaining than pewdiepie!!!
+whitestudios didn't really have to bring pewdiepie into this but okay
+whitestudios I love both of them, but I have been with Mark for years, so he kinda wins.
+Destiny S. Kydd after watching their most recent videos mark is really good but pewdie is going off a little maby over editing his video and trying to hard almost
@@LionGamingonYTwell he don't anymore since he technically "retire"
Gooines, Mark. Always the Goonies.
I would rather get paid to watch every TV show. Here is my reasoning.
With reading every book,
-it takes concentration so I wouldn't be able to do other things
-it takes so long
-most of the books in the world I wouldn't enjoy at all, like non fiction, sex novels etcetera
With watching every TV show,
-Okay, it only said watch every TV show, so I could just watch one episode of every TV show and bam, I have technically watched every TV show
-you can do other things while watching TV, like play on your phone or make good food (I could learn how to cook like bro)
-I could watch the shows I really enjoy too, and find more shows I enjoy, while with books I would do that anyway because I love reading and exploring different books, but I would never consider reading every book ever written.
-besides, every book ever written? That's so many, and so many different languages, while in TV shows it's easier to understand another language because there's visuals to it too,while in books you would have zero clue what was going on
I agree
You could also just read a page :/
Well.. there are children books which would be quick money
Man you don't need to write it all😂 But I agree to what you said
@@RandomHandle837 i agree with you so nice kob
at least you have a good singing voice :(
also i love reading books
*dying squirrel noises intensify*
Never said I had to listen to the T.V. >:)
Kekistani Refugee Hello fellow Kekistani! Are you also a vet of The Great Meme War of 2016?
Ok then...
mark, sandlot then goonies they're both great.
Agree :)
FINALLY!!!! Someone who agrees with me that isn't in my family!!
i think sandlot is better but goonies is good but i say sandlot
either way.
NO! Goonies is so much better!
0:43 there's a snake in a island where the public isn't allowed, where it's venom is so deadly,your skin and meat and tissue will melt before the venom kills you
Name of species?
@@shikarifox4337 it's called an Australian snake
So here's the thing about being trapped in a cave with my snake:
1. You only have to feed snakes about once a week so i wouldn't have to start cutting pieces off until we'd been in there for a while.
2. Mice and other rodents would be in caves, he can just eat those.
3. If we're truly in a dire situation where he's very very hungry i will cut off a part of my body so he can eat.
4. He's a tiny baby so i wouldn't have to sacrifice much of my body each time, but he also wouldn't be a big meal for me.
5. I would just prefer not to eat him and would rather sacrifice parts of my body.
6. How long are we in this cave? Is there hope of being rescued? How long can humans survive without food?
Edit:
7. He can squeeze through tiny spaces, he would almost definitely be able to escape and i would happily let him do so.
8. Water is the real issue here, not food.
I would definitely read all the books. I would love to be paid to read. Especially if I got access to banned books and ancient tomes that none but me would have seen for many years, even decades. there is something darkly enticing about forbidden knowledge.
nawlege
I agree
True, very true
That's... Um.. IDK...
That Would Be Pretty Cool... Access to Forbidden knowledge.
***** seriously? Get lost.
I would read every book while watching every t.v. show With the powers of Multitasking
Yes I would do that too
You can only focus on one piece of text (speech and / or writing) at once. It'd take twice as long.
Alfae Yeah, that is true :(
Watch every TV show.
They never said how long I had to watch it. Teehee. >:3
+MarkipIier SCAM!! NOT REAL MARKIPLIER
+MarkipIier wow that's legit. dont click on it :)
+MarkipIier SCREW YOU GO AWAY
+MarkipIier WATCH THE GOONIES AND SANDLOT HOW HAVE YOU HAVN'T SEEN THESE JESUS!?!?!
+MarkipIier oi, piss off. you did the same thing at the gaming lemons channel, stop annoying everyone, what do you get out of it. go away, make some friend just stop giving people viruses, I even checked your channel, there's nothing there.
at 4:10
Me:*sees Mark pick "sacrifice your pet so you can eat*
Also me: CHICA NOOO!!! poor sweet innocent pup!
Let your pet survive won't help it escape so mostly, both will die so sadly...
Getting paid to read would be a dream 😍
+girlofthebooks dictionaries, thesauruses, WHY WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?
Ikr ♡♡♡
+funnyman12 at least you be educating yourself if read them and have more voriety of words to use.
I LOVE READING!! Reading is like a healthy addiction to have. Team Reading.
Do you have to really read it though, can't some people pretend to read it. Or do you have to tell what happens in the book like a book club? I'd pick that though, watching all that will ruin your eyes big time, due to the light and radiation.
"Just because a chap-stick might be flavored it might also be poisonous, you don't think." @Markiplier ... The point of chap-stick is to put it on your lips... I don't think they would make something poisonous that you put on your lips.
Silly Mark XD
I would watch every TV show for times sake. Books have been around for hundreds of years while TV's are still pretty new. There's more books than TV shows.
Well, considering the popularity of TV, there's bound to be hundreds of shows produced in a short amount of time over a long period of time.
+Derpina Herpencia you would die before you finish the books
+Derpina Herpencia you could watch multiple t.v. shows at once as well and be over with it sooner
Kind of but remember all the the different types of porn and yes they do have porn on tv
I would read every book because I'll be a billionaire until I die!
"woo hoo im a slot machine" im dying
"Hey voldy get your bald head over here I'ma gunna smash it in." Lmao
I can only imagine how easy it would have been if they tried to either shoot or bash Voldy’s head in with a hammer from behind or something. Sure yeah magic and stupid chants and shit but had no one thought to try that.
I have never watched the Sandlot, but the Goonies is amazing.
So I would vote Goonies because I don't know any better =P
The sandlot is great!! You should try to watch it!!
+Bloxboy No, ITS AMAZING
I would watch both because I've watched both,but I would pick the Goonies because the sandlot wad pretty stupid in my opinion
+Libbymoonbeam26 The Goonies is a million times better.
+Bob The Builder same :-) :-) :-)
THE. GOONIES. BOI
YASSS
+Lovoison Nu Bru the SandLot is a WAY better story
Yes
The sandlot boi
goonies
Getting paid to watch TV is a lot more effortless. Then I could buy all the books I could want in my life 🤣
flannel and plaid. HANDS DOWN. underwear and bras would suck as denim and i dont like jeans anyways
+Brea White sorry if this is an awkward comment
+Brea White i thought it was ok
I was asking cuz this normally makes some people feel awkward. and im always awkwardz
yep :P my point exactly
😂
I'd get played to watch TV. Cause that means anime, and that's what I do every single day XD
I have no life...
+One_Piece_Fangirl u and me both
+One_Piece_Fangirl ya meen hentai... ;)
But that means at one point you have to watch boku no pico
Though on the other hand you'd eventually have to read fifty shades
+Regular Golden God Well you can watch only 1 episode of boku no pico if you pick to watch every TV show but if you pick to read every book that's hundred shades and fifty shades not to mention every volume of twilight for you.
Yeeez also u could read every manga, anything u want.. A dream
Would you rather: Undertale OR (slightly late) Markiplier Christmas Album? Comment 4 teh lulz! :D
UNDERTALE ALL THE WAY
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) If I pick one will the other never happen? Because I want both, but I believe it wouldn't hurt to watch Undertale with another TH-camr and I'm finally hearing Mark sing for reals, so Xmas Album!
Bonercast Christmas Extravabonzer!
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) Markiplier Christmas Album ... honestly I LOVE HIS VOICE
+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. (The FAM) I want to see him play Jack to the FUTURE! Especially react to the Epic Rap Battles of History cameo, with them doing a rap battle between Mark and Jack.
See, that's why these types of games are Juvenile, there are always other choices.
PS: GOONIES!
The goonies are about these kids who become treasure hunters after reading a myth, but have crazies coming after them. The crazies messed something up, and the boat with treasure sailed away, never to be seen again.
Watch The Goonies! It's a good movie!
I agree :) it is a good movie
OMG I LOOOVVVVVWEE THR GOONIES
Yes
I'd say share parts of my body for my pet.
ikr
Where's the Markey? Who's the Markey? You are! You are!
No. I'm not.
+laser boy gg
+laser boy 21
what?
You should watch Goonies, but the Sandlot is also really good.
I've watched goodness, but not sandlot.
COM1X Gaming It's worth at least one watch. Very funny movie.
Goonies
+Lelouch Vi Britannia The Goonies! That is a good show!
+Luna Youngblood pretty sure the goonies is a movie
I would say get paid to watch every TV show. Most of them are an hour or 30 minutes anyways so it seems like I could finish them quicker than a book.
The Sandlot
+elirymagee i would have to disagree!!
+elirymagee Hi Ryan!
+Megan Beatty The Sandlot was a great movie, although I've never seen the Goonies.
+Rale you should watch both both are vary good movies and niether should be overlooked for which one you should watch tho its all about personal choice as the 2 have different themes i personally enjoy the goonies more then the sandlot but thats due to my personal preference the sandlot 2 is also vary good
Jessica Mason Yes, very true. I personally enjoyed the goonies a lot more than the sandlot but I still enjoyed both of them XD
The sandlot > the goonies. They're both phenomenal, but the sandlot is marginally better. Might be the nostalgia speaking here, but watch the goonies first, then watch the sandlot, so you watch them both!
+Michael Arp Also, there's probably way less TV to watch than there are books to read, so I gotta go TV. Get paid to do less, /and/ I could read books through the stuff I don't like!
+Michael Arp yeah and although there are a lot of bad tv shows there are also a lot of great tv shows.
Watch the Sandlot, then watch the Goonies. Sandlot is pretty awesome.
I dont like both.
Your killin' me Smalls!!!
"Oh, I thought you said the great... Bambi!"
"That whimpy deer?!!!"
Ahahahah
+Autumn Dodson How can i have some more when i didn't have anything yet.
+Autumn Dodson My gym teacher says that all the damn time
6:40 PEOPLE EAT CHAPSTICK EVERY DAY! QUARTERS COULD SCRAPE AND DAMAGE YOUR ESOPHAGUS! Not to mention a quarter would be VERY hard to swallow.
flannel is so much more comfortable
+Dungeoneer Cartoons Hey, I really like your animations! :D
Gamedork500 Thank you :D
Dungeoneer Cartoons Haha no problem just keep doing what you're doing. :)
A Japanese hornet won't give you a painful erection (never thought I'd say that), your thinking if a Brazilian Wandering Spider
also known as the banana spider since they hide in banana bundles while they're shipped to the u.s.
He never said it was the Japanese hornet that did that, he said he couldnt remember the name
Sanguine Regis they can cause serious diarrhea tho
Yeah, he knows it's not the Japanese hornet, he said it was something else, but he couldn't remember what.
The Japanese hornet also claps down with its mandibles while it stings
SCREW KNOWLEDGE GO TV
I agree with myself
i dont agree with kelly, but you patrick i agree with you!!!!
+patrick kelly KNOWLEDGE IS POWERRRRRRRRRRRR
Annoying Shopping Channel Commentator: This is a wonderful vase, and
Me: SCREW YOUR VASE! GO TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR (extremely censored)
+patrick kelly Here in my garage.
5:12 walk into a bank robbery take his gun while he's looking away
Yay I saved a bank
WATCH THE GOONIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I love that movie.
I would get paid to watch tv because
1. Bring friend
2. Watch good tv
3. Cheer
4. Watch bad tv
5. Make fun of the tv show
6. ???
7. PROFIT! (literally)
+Avinash Singh exactly preach
+Avinash Singh You got me at the question marks.
PHANDOM!!!!!!!
+The Patchy ya tell me about it
+gymnast msp PHANDOM!!!!!
Book. So much information I could take over the world.
what about dumb books? I would take you hundreds of years to read all books, maybe even thousands
+Igor Djurdjevac Same with tv shows, It would take you lifetimes. I think the author of the post is implying you get paid for every show/season/episode and paid for every chapter/book/series
What if some of the books are in a dead language?
/ Breakinlemlegz / it didn't say series, only tv shows
there are more books than tv shows. MUCH more
Congratulations on reaching 20M subscribers Mark! You are the best youtuber and always will be
I would get paid to read every book because I love reading, I read all the time, and I barely watch tv
your like totally me
Mel Cat so then why are you doing here
Mel Cat. You. are .....just like me! I've been reading and loving it since I was four
I used to love reading until I got a Netflix subscription.
Could I choose which pet??? I WOULD NEVER EAT MY DOG,CAT OR GUINEA PIGS!!!
So I would choose my chicken
! 👍
😂
👍
Whats the difference
what about the dog and cat, it tastes just like chicken. no seriously it does.
Caitlin lily
well, there's muggles in voldemort's universe, so there's absolutely 0 implication you'd have any magical abilities or training
XD that's true 😂
You have no choice it's The Goonies
GOONIES! TOTALLY!!!
No
See the sandlot
+Seahawks rule I'll go see it but Goonies holds a special place in my heart.
+SansChristian They are both good movies
+SansChristian I agree It has a special place in my heart to
+SansChristian My Man.
Every TV show....
Reading books can hurt your eyes if you do it too long. Also you need a brightly lit up room and quiet.
Watching TV is as easy as breathing and doesn't require any concentration. You can bring your friends, get popcorn and watch for all eternity. Getting sleepy legs? Jog while watching. Hungry/thirsty? Eat/drink while watching. Need to go to the bathroom? Get a bucket or watch the TV Show on your mobile device.
+nik t *applause* Genius! Absolutely flawless logic!
+nik t Who says you need a quiet place when you can read anywhere? A lot of people can read at loud places like race tracks or movie theaters (I've seen it). Plus when reading, it plays out in your head with the characters as you imagine them, rather than a person portraying them or if they're animals like cats or bears. Also, tv can hurt your eyes if you stare at it for too long. Need to go to the bathroom? Bathroom-reading time. Getting sleepy legs? Get in bed and read. Hungry or thirsty? Put a bookmark in and get something then eat/drink while you read. Plus it widens your vocabulary if the book is really good and infinitely expands one's imagination of possibility. Not to mention that books keep you entertained when focusing on them and watching TV can be excessively dull if there's nothing good on to the point to where one dozes off (done it).
Mind you this is just how I view it and purely from my own preference of entertainment, so take it as you will. Have a nice day and happy New Year. :)
+AnimeMangaOtakuAkG your logic takes the cake :D
I'm thinking that visuals are harder to get past than descriptions. I've read a couple books that traumatized me, back when I was a teen, but I routinely avoid certain shows because I anticipate worse trauma due to the imagery. So, I don't think I'd be comfortable watching every single TV show ever, whereas with books, the worst is reading IKEA pornography, maybe some descriptions of gore, and a lot of boring romance and stuff... right? I'd be happier with the books, even more if I could audiobook them and do things with my hands at the same time.
+Kilyle right? And don't forget about mind-numbing reality TV (aka Kardashians)
I'd get paid to watch every TV show. Of course that means there's a lot of stinkers, but it's entertainment regardless.
+gmaster2647 I hate TV...
***** I don't care.
+gmaster2647 and there is less tv shows than books
***** TV is not TH-cam.
***** what about awful books?
0:39 well it says only one hornet so while it will be painful, at least you're not going to die like the people who pissed off an entire colony
3:27 I'm getting Hetalia: Episode 23.5 vibes here...
Excuse me while I cry.
to fight volemort, you would also need to find and destroy 7 horcruxes, and then kill him. it would take years. freddy crugar would be much easier to fight.
Right! My thoughts exactly! I was saying it's not a simple matter of fighting him with magic XD lol
Lauren Whitehead but you will die if you fight freddy krueger
Lauren Whitehead yup #HarryPotter
Lauren Whitehead it took Harry YEARS to FINALLY DESTROY He-who-must-not-be-named (I just cal him Voldemort
Lauren Whitehead Appropriate profile pic for this conversation
I love how your explanation of this game is just “bad decisions”
Excuse me if someone offered to pay me to read every book I would jump on it in a heartbeat!!!!! Reading is my life bro!! But for those who haven't been reading books since before you could read (there's a story there), MERITS:
If you're still in school (like me), teachers are much more lenient about bringing books to class than bringing ipad or phone to class to watch tv. Reading actually enhances your mind - once you get to a certain age, your mind starts to degrade, so to speak, unless you read and keep the mind sharp. I'd bet thqt watching ALL THE TV SHOWS would hurt your eyes, make you obese, start to hate life... Reading is more convenient, more fun, and helps your brain.
Yes I agree I love to read CALL ME A BOOK WORM IF YOU WISH (that's aimed for people that chose the tv) my question is how the hell do you read before you can even read that's a paradox
not at my school I get told to put my book down more than the ones on their phones and stuff
and what if your not interested in certain books that kills me when a teacher asks me to read a book I have no interest in
+Rose Hannaquist Read ALL kinds of books. You would want to read books such as Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey? Would you consider them...enhancing one's mind? Oh wells your preference. Not saying TV shows are any better either, I rather not sit through hours in pain reading junk.
Panda Boy oh I know the pain but you can put those books back for a further date and there is no way you would be able to read EVERY book in the world so that means you could die without having to read uninteresting ones
The Goonies is the shit, watched that all the time as a kid
A healthy adult can survive a bite from a Black Widow easily so you should have picked the Japanese Hornet.
kupyBg im pretty sure the question was "what would you rather have been bitten by" and Mark picked the Black Widow
@@thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 he picked the Japanese Hornet.
@@foopy7677 he picked Black Widow, be bitten by a Black Widow. Look at the scene again
@@thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 oh yeah sorry that's why I wrote "should have picked"
@@foopy7677 its ok no worries
6:13
Fight Voldemort
Just offer him a nose in exchange for the elder wand xD
Markimoo, chapstick is non-toxic
Nah, it has to be toxic. Why else would you apply it on your lips every day?
Some cheaper manufactures who produce Chapstick could be lethal if eaten
+WolfGaming true
+WolfGaming That would most likely be extremely illegal. It would like be marketing cyanide paste, and making it seem like you should put it on your mouth.
+TheCobblestoner well in seinfeld they sold poisonous envelope glue lol
I've only seen Sandlot so I'd recommend that one
I hate goonies SANDLOT is the bestest movie ever like ever ever
me to
I would say both but I like Sandlotmore
I've only seen goonies
FluffkinGaming is it good?
mark: voldemort
me: *triggered* DON'T SAY HIS NAME
A nerd called Fallon HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!
I’d imagine there are super fans who legit think his name does bad things or kills people or whatever the rule is. I don’t know I’ve only seen a handful of movies.
Lol
I would rather get paid to read every book
but math books..
Oh yah
But... The effort... You have to put into that.... Always looking at the book..... While listening to tv you can do other things!!!!!
07:36 tv
you're killing me, smalls
The great Bambi does it again XD
+Danielle Ender the great JimBambi does it again
I'd rather read the books, both would be impossibly long but the books wouldn't damage your eyes and would probably help your intelligence more than the tv shows.
+FXMaster
You are the first person that agrees with me!
Like, the people here are lazy... _I'm joking, haters_
The question I would have is the definition of "book", does it include digital literature and audio books?
+FXMaster I would rather read books too, it would be so much better and I can tolerate books than television.
Zevryth Huh. Would seem so, so that would times the answer by approx 3 really.
By the way, just to clarify, when I said about it would damage your eyes I would mean due to if watched all in one go would probably cause long-term damage.
Goonies is great. Nice movie.
WATCH THE GOONIES!!! WATCH IT!!! WATCH IT!!! YOU NEED TO WATCH THE GOONIES!!! YOU CANT LIVE YOUR LIFE NOT WATCHING THE GOONIES!!!
I like the goonies
Wtf is that about
*screams* OH MAH GAWSH ITS THE DOG OF WISDOM
What is the movie about? well its about some kids going on an adventure.... dont want to spoil anything for any of those who havent seen it go watch it for yourself :) I think it might be on either hulu or netflix if not then i believe ABC still plays it every once and a while and im pretty sure it plays on Cartoon Network flicks. I havent had cable in a while but it is a great movie 100/10
Yeah, I noticed.
Ice Winters, you are crazy about Goonies, aren't you?
Shay Bluemel Yeah....... well not crazy about it just... and don't kill me when i say this... i don't like sandlot that much... i dont hate it just dont find it all that funny
i'm going for dem TV shows
and I haven't seen either if those movies either
+A Pawsome Furry Same
Same
+A Pawsome Furry me too
ebony moon i'm WAY too lazy to read XD