Jurassic Park: An experiment gone wrong in an amusement park where only a select few people die to giant creatures gone berserk. Triassic World: Everyone goes insane because of some very small dinosaurs.
Tbf in jurassic park the raptors who are the smallest dinosaurs in that movie (except the dilo but its not really present in the movie) are the most dangerous
Syver Udnæseth Holsve but the velociraptor in the movie looks like a small utahraptor, except it’s not feathered. The real velociraptor was feathered and recent discovery’s show that raptors didn’t pack hunt so that’s an extra 3 points for inaccuracies.
Remember back in 1992 we didn’t know they were feathered and we didn’t know they didn’t hunt in packs ... and they have to make Jurassic world follow Jurassic park lore
"When dinosaurs emerge from a portal through time to wreak havoc upon mankind, only a secret organization amd their powerful mecha can stand a chance to thwart the mesozoic menace..." coming soon in theaters: **JURASSIC RIM: UPRISING KINGDOM**
I gotta say I’m somewhat impressed that they actually used a dinosaur from the Triassic period. Of course they immediately ruin in by making it look like a generic Tyrannosaur but still.
Well Elephants are the largest walking mammals but aren't really heard cause of the thick padding in its feet. Could be the same for Rexy, but a more scientific approach.
9:00 Girl: “What is this” Dinosaurs: dance Girl again: “I’ve never seen this kind of behaviour before.” Me: “I don’t know why u find that interesting, if u go to the New York subway station at 6 in the morning you’ll see the same thing.”
@@DrWhoaNumberOne if i had a penny for every time an unfunny basic redditor tries to pretend he's on Reddit and people think he's funny i would have been a millionaire.
9:00 I'd like to imagine this joke here being unedited and the Gojirasauruses all going crazy over the flashing lights and bizarre sound coming from all around.
Oh boy, I remember seeing this in a walmart, and I didn't buy it because of the fact I saw the assyulm's logo. Thank you adam for enduring the pain no one wants to experiance. You are a legend.
I will give this film credit for one thing, they used an obscure dinosaur genus that actually comes from the Triassic era, fitting with the title a lot more than what JP did with majority of its cast being from the Cretaceous. They could have just used the generic scaly raptor or T. rex because that’s strangely popular but they actually did something unique for once. Shame it looks nothing like a gojiasaurus and it’s no longer a valid genus but whatever, it’s an Asylum film
Fun fact:Most fun facts aren't fun. (This is serious now) Dinosaurs and the Megalodon is actually considered as a dinosaur. (I think i forgot just search it up on google)
I gotta admit, the Asylum movies do one thing right they make us appreciate our writing skills and help build our confidence that we would make a better movie than this
Shame on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom for ripping off this masterpiece classic. A beloved movie, now tantalized because of the cash-grab rip-off known as the Jurassic Park franchise.
Triassic world is an incredible movie with an amazing plot and characters. Sad that Jurassic World ripped off- SEND HELP, asylum is holding me hostage!- *gets shot*
“I am doing this entirely out of my own free will.”
Me: seems legit
Probably is
seems legit? IT IS LEGIT.
@@LarsTonguesInAspix I see nothing wrong with him
600th like
Jin Kaleb *threatening intensifies*
7:07 That moment when the later-added Thanos looks like it's actually there but the dinosaur in the actual movie doesn't.
why did he edit a dinosaur in the endgame deleted scene?
@@chypethechilean Lol, Idek
7:07 The Thanos in the background is more realistic than the dinosaur
Hahaha
Thanos needs to wipe this movie out of existence
Wow, and I was more realistic when my stunt double was an animatronic....
It still is acctually...
Fr though
Hahahahahahaha
Ok but that “yay” when the movie was over was cute as heck not gonna lie
Bruh I couldn't stop laughing🤣
Same so funny
His hands made it.more funny
10:00 i can't stop playing back😂
tru
"No one gonna hurt you"
"CaUSe I hAVe ThE KNIFe"
20/5 writing
Flawless logic
@@awesomeperson531 To be honest he's not wrong they have no weapons and are probably scared of him more then the dinosaurs.
Yes they are able to recreate dinosaurs without even knowing its biology
His voice sounds like a cartoon character lol
I thought he said: I AM THE KNIFE
9:59 hes tiny hands shaking are cute as hell
Yes
😂
Ok
Asylum is like the kid who copies other people’s answers on a test but still gets the answers wrong
I let people copy my notes occasionally but never final answers
That way they can still get it wrong
Omg that makes perfect sense
True
That actually happened to my friend. I told my him how to get the answers and he still got them wrong.
Asylum is like that kid in class who repeats your joke out loud and gets credit for it
I don't know why, but the flailing little arms at 9:58 got me laughing so hard. Great review!
There is actually a worse rip off of Jurassic park and it’s called
“Jurassic hunter”
I don’t know if anyone heard about it though
Healmore it’s more known by the name of cowboys versus dinosaurs
It's the best film ever because it's got shit cgi and near naked women getting eaten. Masterpeice ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
PS: SARCASM
Have you heard of Jurassic Galaxy
Michael Diaz yes but haven’t seen it
Your poking a dead horse now
3:34 well, gojirasaurus means “Godzilla lizard” so that makes sense.
Indeeed it does
that explains how heisei godzilla was a dinosaur that was exposed to modern day radiation
@Romeo Pabon ALL of them?
Toho: we fucking have it
Jurassic Park: An experiment gone wrong in an amusement park where only a select few people die to giant creatures gone berserk.
Triassic World: Everyone goes insane because of some very small dinosaurs.
Tbf in jurassic park the raptors who are the smallest dinosaurs in that movie (except the dilo but its not really present in the movie) are the most dangerous
Syver Udnæseth Holsve but the velociraptor in the movie looks like a small utahraptor, except it’s not feathered. The real velociraptor was feathered and recent discovery’s show that raptors didn’t pack hunt so that’s an extra 3 points for inaccuracies.
Remember back in 1992 we didn’t know they were feathered and we didn’t know they didn’t hunt in packs ... and they have to make Jurassic world follow Jurassic park lore
@@AdrianL2805 actually the raptor in the movies are based on deinonychus
@@mysteriouswatcher3347 yes but we did know that it was small with non pronated hands
"We won't be seeing him again."
-Jango Fett
Wasn't it boba that said that?
Man: *Has knife*
Police: Sorry people, we can't hurt him, he has a knife
*Police woooosh be like*
By all accounts it doesn't make sense
@Fluffy Dog everybody knows you don't bring a gun to a knife fight silly.
@@chrishansen1842 lol
@@chrishansen1842 a sword?
1:22 that dinosaur hitting through the wall got me laughing hard
The added sound effect made it funnier
I love how when the guy says, “You need to see this,” an ad plays
You Need to see this. You can save 15% or more on car insurance.
Diapers 15 percent off😂
5:49
Diamondbolt just watching Asylum movies.
I feel like The Asylum is doing this to Diamondbolt because he didn’t actually review Avengers Grimm.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
"When dinosaurs emerge from a portal through time to wreak havoc upon mankind, only a secret organization amd their powerful mecha can stand a chance to thwart the mesozoic menace..."
coming soon in theaters: **JURASSIC RIM: UPRISING KINGDOM**
*Fall of man
Jag skrattar.
well RIP DiamondBolt. guess we'll get his long lost brother *EMERALDBOLT* now that adam is dead.
Everyone’s looking for Cari A and Pre-Malone, but we should be looking for Goldenbolt!
Where the f is ironbolt
And netheritebolt
@@みゆき-p2c and goldenbolt
What abut..... Potassic-Magnesio-Fluoro-ArfvedsoniteBolt?
Look it up.
"we got fking dark maul over here" is just the funniest sht I've ever seen
*Darth maul*
@@Trabi3 this just reminds me of the fact that I called Darth Vader “dark vader” for YEARS when I was a kid
Ok
10:10 wow and I thought Tony Stark's death scene would've made me cry but this takes the cake.
Pezky Channel but I already finished the cake
Me to R.I.P Diamondbolt
Ricardo Daniel @
THE CAKE IS A LIE
I like how bolt’s overall emotion in his voice gets more depressed with each asylum film
The Velocipastor will cure that dino with the power of Raptor Jesus.
I watched Alteori's video on that.
Naked zombo reference?
At least I'm not the only one who believes in him
They look like the V_Rex from king Kong
your ancestors are my ancestors
3:34
I died laughing by but off at this line and the picture.
Been waiting since the community post for this masterpiece.Torture,here I come!
Lmao
7:28 BEST DEATH IN CINEMA HISTORY 10/10 100/100 MOSTE REALISTIC EFFECT I HAVE EVER SEEN!
I gotta say I’m somewhat impressed that they actually used a dinosaur from the Triassic period.
Of course they immediately ruin in by making it look like a generic Tyrannosaur but still.
Tyler W yup, it also has such a small tail it should be falling on its head, and it’s dummy thicccccccc
Or kamuta kon from Shin Gojira
Bill Krause lol kamuta kun is cute in a scary way.
The only dinosaur they used from the Triassic period that’s in the Jurassic franchise is nothosaurus
vanillasaurus
humans: let's play with the dinosaurs
Dinosaures: I'm gonna end this man's whole courier
Lol
Ah yes, courier.
10:11 NO!! Who’s going to bring back Ruined Forever now?
Maybe Jobby?
Hey no controversial speeches against the state here
It will be a hybrid jobby diamondbolt
@@BreadRaptor129 The best thing EVER!
Diamond the hong
4:14 That's not the quietest dinosaur. We all know Jurassic Park's T. Rex holds that title
This scene was so random 8:43, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Mee too
lol
YEET
LOL 7:27 WAS SO FUNNY
7:07 THANOS HAD ME DYING🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE YOUR HUMOR
Same😂😂😂😭😭
I wish that was actually part of the movie
@@Mossedepths you mean it should because I think would be a little bit better with thanos in it
Diamondbolt is just being held hostage by Asylum to talk about his movies at this point
*cool*
“Talk about HIS movies”
I like how this comment implies that the Asylum is a singular entity who uses masculine pronouns.
@@cartoonishidealism582 No no no. It means that.. He _is_ Asylum.
@@cartoonishidealism582 Probably lmao
That pause sound effect got me good at 3:51. Laughing harder than i think i should be 🤣
At 4:30 these people deserve Oscars for keeping straight faces while delivering these lines
Gu
"I am doing this entirely out of my own free will"
Me : so the gun is a paid actor?
Every day Dimondbolt looses more and more of his soul to the asylum's grasp
Edit: thanks for all the likes, guys!
Donate now to save a life.
Soon he'll be in an actual asylum
The next vid will be on the level of how to basic
lol
7:20 usually he'd put the green screens into the movie to joke about it, but nope, looks like he just continued the movie, weird
“This is the most quiet dinosaur”
Rexy: :I
No. At least you can imagine how rexy sneaked on them, but that "gojirasaurus" just materialized out of thin air.
Well Elephants are the largest walking mammals but aren't really heard cause of the thick padding in its feet. Could be the same for Rexy, but a more scientific approach.
Image not being able to sneak up on your prey, but instead being the loudest thing on screen
This post was made my actual predators
indoraptor: allow me to introduce myself
@@BIGDADDUI you again
9:00
Girl: “What is this”
Dinosaurs: dance
Girl again: “I’ve never seen this kind of behaviour before.”
Me: “I don’t know why u find that interesting, if u go to the New York subway station at 6 in the morning you’ll see the same thing.”
Now we know why he's reviewing so many Asylum movies...
He just wants to entertain his audience. It's obvious!
@grizz follower that's. the. joke
grizz follower forcing him? Ha what a good joke...
@grizz follower
Joke - Noun
A thing that someone says or does to cause amusement or laughter.
Learn it.
@grizz follower r/wooooooosh
@@DrWhoaNumberOne if i had a penny for every time an unfunny basic redditor tries to pretend he's on Reddit and people think he's funny i would have been a millionaire.
4:00 Love the random radiation sign that they printed out for no reason
10:10
Araki: It's ok, the bullet didn't actually hit him. He's fine.
Bolt: *YES! I AM!*
IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE
Jojo
9:00 I'd like to imagine this joke here being unedited and the Gojirasauruses all going crazy over the flashing lights and bizarre sound coming from all around.
The dinosaur broke through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
*O H Y E A H !*
Dinosaur: OH YEAH,
O H S H I T
You know I'm gonna say it
Oh yeah
2:51 This is the reason why we love diamond bolt
10:10 Top ten anime deaths
Yea
6:31 this roar is used everywhere and it's starting to piss me off.
Oh boy, I remember seeing this in a walmart, and I didn't buy it because of the fact I saw the assyulm's logo. Thank you adam for enduring the pain no one wants to experiance. You are a legend.
I would have bought it
Kyle Houston who’s Adam?
I loved after the credits Diamondbolt was flapping his hands I couldn't stop rewinding to watch that same clip LOL :)
10:00 when 2020's finally over.
10:10 2021:
@@hanzzacharycruz2797 1:03 2022:
Me when I get banned from a minecraft server: 5:57
10:00 The freaking flailing arms cracked me up a bit.
I will give this film credit for one thing, they used an obscure dinosaur genus that actually comes from the Triassic era, fitting with the title a lot more than what JP did with majority of its cast being from the Cretaceous. They could have just used the generic scaly raptor or T. rex because that’s strangely popular but they actually did something unique for once.
Shame it looks nothing like a gojiasaurus and it’s no longer a valid genus but whatever, it’s an Asylum film
9:01 dinosaurs after returning in April 2020
I can't say for sure but I swear to God, if at 1:24 those are wires that are being used for the dinosaur puppet, I'm gonna lose it even further
Man, I love how much passion Dimondbolt puts into telling us that he loves asylum movies!
1:30 this man tried and failed to be Mario
I love how he designed his entire background after dinosaurs but theres one giant megalodon
That's sharky
It’s a Megalodon :p
Rarest my bad a megalopolis I’ll change it
Fun fact:Most fun facts aren't fun.
(This is serious now)
Dinosaurs and the Megalodon is actually considered as a dinosaur.
(I think i forgot just search it up on google)
"Jurassic park came out before the dinosaurs went extinct"
Diamondbolt: uploads video
My finger: I am speed
No one cares :)
@@dogefan12349 nobody asked for your opinion
@@brkle9833 Doesn't mean I can't voice it
Dogefan Lego Filmz no one cares :)
6:17 That's the same exact sound the infrared-seeing creatures in Tremors 2 make.
It's not a Diamondbolt review without someone pointing a gun at him
I gotta admit, the Asylum movies do one thing right
they make us appreciate our writing skills and help build our confidence that we would make a better movie than this
GOD DAMMIT DIAMOND I WARNED U IM GETTING THAT THERIPIST
GOOOOODDSDDMOOOOOORRRRRNINNNNNNGGGGGVEEEEITDPDNDOAAKDHD
1:13 can you tell me where that scream sound come from
Bolt: “I am doing this entirely out of my free will.”
Me: wait a fucking minute.
8:32 what the haylololola
3:38
Actually, I believe the Gojirasaurus WAS actually named after Godzilla, so the joke still worked.
Yes it was
2:58 he said see what make a tick just like Jim Carrey in sonic
My friend: in my dream I married my crush
My dreams: 9:30
At 5:26, the guy is using a bb gun lol
Last time I was this early, corona was still a drink
MBA Gaye ayyyyyyy
7:21 also this whole scene looks better then the actual gojirasaurus animations XD
9:58 Me at then end of the school year
That will be me next month because I am graduating high school :)
8:24 I've seen more scary Jurassic Park rides than that shit
Yoshi's Island music! Gad, that game was fun! Now I miss my SNES...
Buy the SNES mini
If you have switch online you can play snes titles
Also GRAMMAR ERROR
TH-cam: Jurassic World
TH-cam when Wi-Fi drops down by one bar! Triassic World
That guy with the gun reminds of the people that won’t stop begging you to bring back Ruined Forever.
“This guy tries to Chris Pratt it bit it doesn’t go too well on the account that he’s not Chris Pratt”
0:01. He sounds so happy to watch asylum garbage.
HELP ME WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO ASYLUM CAME AND FORCE ME TO WATCH THE MOVIE HELP
3:57 “lockdown procedures”
Sounds familiar
Not gonna lie some of the practical effects are pretty solid for a movie like this
2020 can't get worse
April: 10:11
Just wait till December we'll actually be dealing with dinosaurs
Lobotomizing a dinosaur with a drill has got to be one of the most bad ass way's to fight against a dino lmao
Doesn't than scream at 9:43 sound like it came straight out of 5 Night's at Freddy's.
Me:
Not even Diamondbolt:
Me: *Looking at the dinosaur with purple hair at the background*
You know what's sad? The lighting, acting, cinematography and effects in this are better than any other Asylum film we've seen him review yet.
9:58 when you finally finish all of school
1:37 Guys the momomomockiti shuckiti is here lest goiti
0:08 dammit I was about to make that joke
Is that John Cena at 5:12
The gojirasaurus ignores Thanos as it's walking through the hallway
5:31 my man with the glasses looks like Chip from Chips Challenge
“I am doing this entirely out of my own free will”
Someone pulls out gun
Me: ok I believe you
*"GojiraSaurus"*
*[Joe Duplantier wants to know your location]*
I salute you fine sir, you have just made my day.
What’s next?
Cretaceous world?
Permian Park?
Shame on Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom for ripping off this masterpiece classic. A beloved movie, now tantalized because of the cash-grab rip-off known as the Jurassic Park franchise.
Triassic world is an incredible movie with an amazing plot and characters. Sad that Jurassic World ripped off-
SEND HELP, asylum is holding me hostage!- *gets shot*
"it's finally over.. YAY"
*Little arms fling around the place*