Fluffys right about making a cop laugh. A few months ago I got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. I pulled into a gas station and started circling the gas station. I finally pulled over, cop comes to my window and asks what the hell I was doing. I told him my wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you bringing her back. He laughed and told me just to move along. Unfortunately my wife did run off just 3 months prior to that.....
@@pinkiesvlogs2 my wife is severe bi polar. She has gone on and off her meds for several years now. It's very difficult but I honestly miss her. She is the only woman I have ever loved and I care about her
bru, ive been listening and watching his shows since i was 4, still funniest shit ive hear/seen in my life, thx fluffy for fr makeing me smile when i needed it most
You are my second favorite comedian after George Carlin you are so funny and I love the one about the deodorant and Frankie and the one where you dropped him off at school on a Sunday
Can confirm, if you make a cop laugh, you won't get a ticket - My dad got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, when the cop came to the window he asked 'Sir, what is the belt for?' and my dad, without thinking, replied 'To keep my pants up.' The cop was confused at first, but his partner, who heard the answer, started laughing out loud! Then it clicked for him too and he started laughing as well, told my dad to put on his seatbelt and have a nice day.
An aunt and uncle (both Mom's siblings) were driving up to my parents' wedding when they got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked my uncle, who was driving, to step out. Over fifteen minutes passed and my aunt started to get worried. She turned around and saw my uncle and the cop bent over laughing their asses off. My uncle still got a ticket, but never paid it and no one ever came after him for it. He said he was a bit disappointed because he kinda wondered what being in jail would be like. Knowing him, he'd probably be best buds with everyone there, inmates and guards alike.
The story of him pretending to be under arrest by the trooper was super hilarious, I nearly spat out my coffee when he used the microphone to pretend to be an officer talking to his son XD
I did this at a bar. I lived closed by and used to chat with the cops that would hang out and watch at the bar. One night I was getting ready to leave and so where they. So I asked if they could give a ride since I was close by and on the way back to their station. They agreed. So of course as we where walking out I walked with my hands behind my back. Man the next day I got my family asking me if I got arrested and what the heck did I do hahaha.
I am english 76 and live in France..Never heard of this man before I came upon him by accident through You Tube. I have now watched nearly all of his videos back to back.He is a comic genius, and believe me when I say that I rarely laugh out loud .........Few comedians can be funny without being offensive or crude. This man is neither. Thank you, I have subscribed.
Yeah, but I seem to remember Jerry Lewis was considered a comedy god to you guys too.🤪 Still, I will watch this fellow and see how funny he is to me. And BTW: I am from Louisiana, my 4-Great Grandfather came from France in 1866 and my surname is French too. I'm Cajun. So I'm not beating on you.😉
same thing happened to me, but with Jim Gaffigan, and sorta happened with other comedians after that like John Mulaney and Jimmy O. Yang, and I've subbed to every comedy channel I've seen with them on it P.S. John Mulaney is the best Peter Porker / Spider Ham ever. (For context, go watch Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse)
"Today on fox 35 news, comedian gabrial iglesias was caught with narcotics on his tour bus when touring around america. Officials say that he was hiding it under his belly rolls"
Hands down one of the best comedians in the world, as far as I'm concerned. I may not be American, but his stories never fail to get multiple laughs out of me. I swear if I ever see him in real life I will definitely yell "FLUFFY!!" and go to at least say hi. :P
@@DatFemmy “Carlos”? You mean Ned?? Whether or not he is funnier than Gabriel is purely subjective. I certainly don’t think that’s the case (that he’s funnier than Fluffy). One things for sure… Gabriel has never lost a gig for plagiarism, let alone his entire career. Fluffy is who he is. “Carlos” is a character played by Ned, kind of along the lines of Larry the Cable Guy, only not nearly as original, and THAT is just saaaaad.
@@DatFemmy Sorry if my response came off the wrong way. I just have a hard time respecting anyone who builds their entire persona and career off of other people’s hard work. Dennis Leary is another one I have no love for, and that’s hard to admit because my entire family are professional firefighters. Dennis has done a lot for FDNY in particular after 9/11, and that work has helped a lot of people so credit where credit is due. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of his breakout performance (No Cure For Cancer) was blatantly stolen and plagiarized from actual comedians like Louis C.K. As for Ned, I just never really cared for the stuff he out there. I almost said “his jokes”, but as we all know, many of “his jokes” weren’t his. It’s one thing to bomb using his own material, but to lack the most basic understanding of what’s funny to the point that he actually stole the BAD jokes is proof positive that Ned “Carlos” Mencia is just not a funny person. And unfortunately for him, being funny is sort of a requirement for a comedian…
I CANNOT believe that "You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" (Lifting doughnut box) "Cause You Could SMELL It!!" didn't make the list! EASILY one of the funniest routines ever!!!
most extreme thing I heard about drunk driving, happened in germany: police stops a car. driver and passenger are well soaked. they both climb into the backseats and when the officer asked to open the door, they both claimed to be just passengers. they couldn't be fined because it was not possible to determine who drove.
@@alexbaker9996 Yeah but you need to determine who drove. For example, if my mom drives my car drunk and they can't figure out if she was driving or her friend, they wouldn't just fine me instead. Lol. Same goes even if I'm in the car, the person driving needs to be fined lol.
@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 actually, it depends on the kind of violation; for speeding tickets for example the owner of the car WILL be fined, if the driver can't be determined (except for when the car was stolen), because the owner is expected to know who is driving their car i would believe that same logic will be used most of the times, except for criminal violations, anything that carries the chance of prision time needs to have the guilty party to be identified
His sound effects and impressions are like no other!! That's one the biggest things that makes him stand out from all the other comics!! I may not be at his show. However I can always vividly picture every story he says. He's amazing at really captivating you and bringing the stories to life. I always feel like the woman who turned her head to see the bus drive away!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂
The setup to and the execution of the second joke is *such* a good example of how if you put time and care into a joke it can make a *world* of difference. Absolutely astounding work.
true story, i am running across texas on I-20. i wasnt paying attention to how fast i was going. I had a trooper pull me over and said he got my speed locked in at 86 in a 65 but he knew i was going faster. so he asked," what's the big rush driver?" I looked him straight in the face and said,: I'm trying to outrun that pack of dogs chasing me sir." He asked, "pack of dogs?" to which i replied, "yea look at my load and go from there." I had a load of fire hydrants going to California on my trailer, he handed me my license back said "Slow down and have a nice day." and walked away
I was a cop for twenty years in my younger days and I enjoyed every single one of these. Believe it or not cops are some of the funniest people I ever met. My father in law was a truck driver from Kentucky and his brother (also from Kentucky) had also been a cop in his younger days. Those two were absolutely hilarious! The guys I worked with were some of the funniest people too, greatest group of guys I ever worked with. Gabriel here has what a good comedian almost always has; the ability to mimic voices, faces and sound effects much like Bill Cosby did in his recording days, before we found out the bad stuff. I really enjoyed these and I'm glad I stumbled onto them!
The humor translates to military police, also. My late father's favorite story was his early days of driving as a teen. He's on the nearby USAF base, to pick up his younger sister from her friend's house. He was headed to the back gate, not paying attention to his speed. He caught sight of the lights in his rear view mirror. He knew how slow the jeeps were. He calculated that he could get to the gate, and out of the jurisdiction, before the guy could catch up. He topped the rise to see the gate closed, with an older guy leaning on it. He pulled up. The older guys sees this panicked teen boy with his preteen sister. He glances back at the approaching jeep, still a distance away. He starts to laugh, "You ever hear of a radio, son?" (Dad is imitating the laconic Texan accent perfectly.) Then, to Dad's shock, the guy opens the gate. "You'd better get out of here. He's entirely too hyped up for me to let him get at you kids. *Never* speed on this base again." Both kids, "Yes, Sir!" (Out of trained respect, not in a military response.) Dad drove out. He said that he could hear the gate guard laughing, the jeep slamming on it's brakes, door banging open and slamming shut, as the jeep driver started yelling at the gate guard. By that time Dad was well around the corner on the civilian road. Dad always had a twinkle in his eyes when he would reminisce about that gate guard.
I was the Active Duty at a USN, USMC, USA combined Reserve center in Tulsa OK in 2000. Main duty was the Training Officer for the Navy side of things. Had a BUNCH of reservists that were either local or State Police. Crazy bunch and funny as shit to swap stories with. We had one of our reservists on active duty orders working at the center and was killed when his car fell off a jack😢. We planned a full military honors funeral for him and I was in charge of the firing squad for the 21 gun salute. So the day of the funeral, I met the center Armory and drew 7 M-16’s and a box of blanks to render Honor with. I was using my personal car due to the Center vans were being used to transport other members to the ceremony. I was still in Civ cloths btw. I hit the on-ramp headed south ( which usually has an Oklahoma Highway Patrol looking for speeders, so not unusual). About 20 min into my drive ( in traffic flow), I see an OHP behind me. Couple miles later, 2 more show up, that’s when the first one “Lit me up”! I pull over and the first officer approached and asked the usuals and took my info and told me they were going have a dog do a “Walk around”. I didn’t notice another officer on my passenger side until the first officer was walking back to his car. So now there are 5 cars! Dog Immediately hit on my trunk, it escalated into a felony stop! They had me do the whole backwards thing and put me in Cuffs and put in the first car. They hadn’t let me explain anything at that point. About five minutes later another trooper came up laughing his ass off as I sat in the back of the cruiser and simply said “ Having fun” (with a shitass grin on his face). They pull me out of the car, uncuff me. Except for the first two officers I dealt with, all the rest were my reservists, those bastards🤣 All were off duty, also on the way to the funeral for traffic control, all weapons were unloaded, except for 2 OHP Sergeants that observed the whole thing. The main planners of the the whole thing were a bomb squad guy for TPD and an OHP Pursuit guy. I sent the OHP guy to Diego Garcia for 2 months 🤣 Disclaimer, he wanted to go.
@@elizabethbottroff1218, February 76-June 77 I was stationed in South Korea on my first tour. I was what we called a 'village rat.' My buddy and I on weekends would play hide & seek during curfew with MPs. Shoot, we could always hear them coming because the drivers had the jeeps in too low of a gear. We also knew of a few places that weren't wide enough for the jeeps to go.
On the drunk driving story; I’ve never been black-out drunk, but I HAVE been to the point where mentally, you’re still clear as a bell, but the connection to the physical is shot. Like, I was completely aware - of the fact that I could just barely walk a straight line. It was really surreal, being able to THINK like normal, but KNOWING that I couldn’t function like normal. Odd dichotomy, that. It was almost like I was separate from myself, just watching drunk me try to articulate my temporary state of near-total uselessness, lol. Fortunately, I was at a renaissance fair the night before they open (I work ren fairs in New England), and only me and my buddies were on site. Don’t get drunk around only total strangers - that’s trouble waiting to happen. Get drunk around your besties who all have higher tolerance levels, where none of you have to drive anywhere, or function before 10 am the next morning (even if you don’t get a hangover, functioning on weekends before 10 am is a no-no ;) )
I experienced that on laughing gas while getting dental work done. Surreal is right. Also the only times I'd been both conscious and free of pain since my teens. Only been drunk once and found out I'm a giggly drunk. Also, hangovers are the *worst.*
I love the fact that with the Bad Boys joke we get a reference to the "Time Fluffy was stopped with donuts in his car" joke. And it's done by the cop in the joke too.
When ever I need a quick pick me up I always watch one of your videos. I suffer from chronic depression and severe anxiety so having access to your stuff is sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed ( other than having to take a piss or getting coffee) Thank you Fluffy for helping me live a better life and keep the funny stuff coming.
Drunk driving story; I can't remember who this was now, some high school acquaintance of my little brother. Apparently he passed out at the wheel and crashed, but had the presence of mind to CALL THE COPS, throw his keys into the field, and find a place to mostly empty a pint of whiskey. When the squad car arrived, he was sitting on the hood with an empty bottle, claiming that he drank the bottle because he was so shook up after swerving to miss a deer. He got a Minor in Possession charge.
Dude you make me laugh more than most any other comic of today. I loved George Carlin and Richard Pryor growing up, but you are right up there with them in my book.
Fluffy is the best ! I can watch him over and over doing his comedy and I, no matter how many times I have seen him do the same jokes I still laugh so hard that my stomach hurts! There are 3 Netflix specials of Fluffy's and I am constantly laughing ! I am looking forward to a New Netflix special ! Fluffy, your the BEST!
@@redgrave526 Fluffy's Special's on Netflix are 1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry 2.ome show fits all 3. Fluffy, the movie, but it looks like they took off this one I absolutely LOVE ALL of these I have also seen Aloha Fluffy
@@redgrave526 and of course the fluffy bits, plus on TH-cam you can watch all kinds of clips on his channel. I am a HUGE fan. He just sold out Dodgers Stadium and they taped it for a Netflix special....so that is coming soon.....I am so excited
I testify to the cop laugh thing. A cop pulled me over on the PA Turnpike since because the roof of my convertible was down, he could see I didn't have a seatbelt on. He pulled me over and said the thing they all say: "Do you know why I stopped you?" I looked him right in the eyes and said, "Porque conducía más lento que un caracol borracho y estás aburrido." which roughly translates to: "Because I was driving slower then a drunk snail and you're bored." For the record, I was driving slow because it was my first time driving on the turnpike The cop, thank god, understood Spanish and laughed at the drunk snail thing and he forgot to give me a ticket... And then I got pulled over by a different cop on the way back from Philadelphia because the cop thought I had weed. WTF?!?!
@Eduardo he did it because Trevor Noah is from South Africa and told Fluffy he never has problems with his paper work so Fluffy wanted to mess with him
Gabe I love you soo much. You never disappoint. Whether it's the first hearing a joke or the millionth time hearing. You sir make me laugh so much everytime. Thank you so much!!!
i jus got some covid an felt like death for the last few days an this shit gave me what no amount of medicine could... A SMILE 😁 thx for that fluff man 😎👍
My dearest Gabriel, , this is way I love you SO much . I watched this and laughed SOO hard that I cried and DID pee just a tiny little bit (glad for pads😂). I hope and pray that you come to West Virginia , I’m definitely going to be there (with an adult laughing diaper ). You are the best thing to happen in this world which is even better than a good cold beer and “ chocolate cake “ 🤣🤣. I haven’t drank for 37yrs (cops , tickets and jail can change things ). Love You dear Puffy Fluffy . Sending ❤️&🙏s to you and your family. God Bless , please be careful and safe out there.
Teresa Smith: Gabriel, sweet Gabriel: How dost I love thou? Let me count the ways: I love you fluffy and not-so-fluffy, under brightest stage lights or in darkest night as we pass your entourage being pulled over, I love thee while wearing my "adult laughing diapers: (forever trying to make clear how they differ from regular incontinence "tools" just about how your love differs from the common fan-artist dynamic). Yo, what light through yon window breaks? Tis the East and Fluffy is the dawn (doing every voice from Space Jam II as he rises, bringing light & laughter so we mere mortals may benefit as the cop walks in time to the beat of the Cops (the single lowest-common-denominator, US police corruption and violence glorifying show EVER which expertly demonstrates the horrific social results of poverty, poor education and financial disparity, etc). But yes, Gabriel adds some much-needed lightness and levity to a dimly-lit world.
Loved getting to see you in February fluffy! Best moment in life, and I’m sorry to hear ab your breakup, I went through a really bad one recently too, so Ik what you’re going through, and it’ll get better I promise
My grandfather was pulled up by a cop ,we was on a rubbish truck and speeding, the cop said what's the hurry sir ,grandad said trying to keep a head of the smell ,cop had a giggle, and let's us go with a warning. Miss that old boy.
Oh gosh, end of the month is always the most hectic time for us at the office and this helped us brave through the mountain of work with a better attitude and mood. Thank you, Fluffy. Please take care of yourself!
Fluffys right about making a cop laugh. A few months ago I got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. I pulled into a gas station and started circling the gas station. I finally pulled over, cop comes to my window and asks what the hell I was doing. I told him my wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you bringing her back. He laughed and told me just to move along. Unfortunately my wife did run off just 3 months prior to that.....
Damn bro
Or fortunately, depends on how you look at it.
@@pinkiesvlogs2 my wife is severe bi polar. She has gone on and off her meds for several years now. It's very difficult but I honestly miss her. She is the only woman I have ever loved and I care about her
@@jaywestfall4670 Dang man I felt that I can tell you love her. Hang in there everything works out like it's supposed to. 🙏
@@jaywestfall4670 Hang in there bro, ight?
“The only story better than mine is a friend of mine pulled over a fat guy who gave him donuts.” Had me dying laughing 🤣🤣
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Cause you can smell em”
Funniest shit ive ever heard
Fluffy is like that uncle you don't see a lot because he's studying abroad, but when he's here, he's just the best.
bru, ive been listening and watching his shows since i was 4, still funniest shit ive hear/seen in my life, thx fluffy for fr makeing me smile when i needed it most
That’s called parenting baby😂😂😂😂
As someone who lives in Bakersfield this guy absolutely FUCKIN NAILED THE DESCRIPTION of oildale
"What's he doing?"
"His homework!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hands down one of the best comedians in the world, as far as I'm concerned
He probably bends the rule every time!! 🤣🤣
I fucking died when he uncocked the shotgun and said "Naw, but that was funny huh"
You are my second favorite comedian after George Carlin you are so funny and I love the one about the deodorant and Frankie and the one where you dropped him off at school on a Sunday
his sound effects and accents get me 🤣
This video made me respect cops more🙏
What a treat it is to listen to someone who is genuinely funny and does not depend on lobbing the F-bomb every third word to get laughs.
Hey fluffy i really enjoyed your show in Alabama great show ❤❤🍻🍻
Gabe always gets me Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fluffy fought the law, and the law Juan.
This guy is too good!! Funny 🤣😂😂🤣
The full uno reverse at the end absolutely sent me 🤣🤣
I love how he does his doorbell sound like the 7-Eleven door entry chime
How can anyone not subscribe? His sound effects are so real, especially the siren.
HOW IS HE SO GOOD AT MAKING TRUCK SOUNDS
No matter how many times i listen to these jokes it still makes me laugh
That was awesome, thank you!
The livin' Legend of Comedy
Fluffy fought the Law and they Both Won 💜💜💜💜💜
We need more Netflix seasons.
Donuts. The re-occuring gag. I learned from Bugs Bunny.
I love his humor
He was made for comedy. I felt like I was there Fesr ans Loathing in Las Vegas.
I'm going to do the exact same drinking prank to a police officer if he pulls me over.
Worlds best parenting 101
His sound effects kill me 🤣🤣
well done to the usa for this funny guy !!!!! 1m from the uk , godbless usa !!!
Since we in the cellling everything I'm thinking about selling tickets to the Resurrection
Hahahahaha the pitchers Hahahahaha Puffy your the man shout out to Officer Sanchez Hahahahaha Damm !
04:22 Someone in the audience yells "Yee-haw" just before fluffy does the same.
Still me, Polska german Co Produktion, love that fat man. He had to fight Jeff Dunham doll
Fluffy Is funny, like this guy 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love when ,,Dayum!"
Killin me all the time.
I like how they censored the dogs face 8:28
That was funny yeah!
Priceless..
"I think I'm busy..." 😅
@Fluffy I found a new one for your collection. I think you’re gonna like it.🎉🎉🎉❤
I cant fucking stop fucking laughing!!! I HAVE A STITCH AND IT HURTS BUT I CANT STOP!!!!! im DyiNg HelP!!!!!!!!!
good video, thank you
Fluffy is the best comedy
Can confirm, if you make a cop laugh, you won't get a ticket - My dad got pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt, when the cop came to the window he asked 'Sir, what is the belt for?' and my dad, without thinking, replied 'To keep my pants up.' The cop was confused at first, but his partner, who heard the answer, started laughing out loud! Then it clicked for him too and he started laughing as well, told my dad to put on his seatbelt and have a nice day.
I laughed out loud reading lool
An aunt and uncle (both Mom's siblings) were driving up to my parents' wedding when they got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked my uncle, who was driving, to step out. Over fifteen minutes passed and my aunt started to get worried. She turned around and saw my uncle and the cop bent over laughing their asses off. My uncle still got a ticket, but never paid it and no one ever came after him for it. He said he was a bit disappointed because he kinda wondered what being in jail would be like. Knowing him, he'd probably be best buds with everyone there, inmates and guards alike.
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The story of him pretending to be under arrest by the trooper was super hilarious, I nearly spat out my coffee when he used the microphone to pretend to be an officer talking to his son XD
It may be a bit cruel, but it was effective enough for him to actually do his homework
I did this at a bar. I lived closed by and used to chat with the cops that would hang out and watch at the bar. One night I was getting ready to leave and so where they. So I asked if they could give a ride since I was close by and on the way back to their station. They agreed. So of course as we where walking out I walked with my hands behind my back. Man the next day I got my family asking me if I got arrested and what the heck did I do hahaha.
@@Sean_XT XD
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I am english 76 and live in France..Never heard of this man before I came upon him by accident through You Tube. I have now watched nearly all of his videos back to back.He is a comic genius, and believe me when I say that I rarely laugh out loud .........Few comedians can be funny without being offensive or crude. This man is neither.
Thank you, I have subscribed.
I agree, he's genuinely funny
We've got some similarities, but like you, fluffy is purely laughter.
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Yeah, but I seem to remember Jerry Lewis was considered a comedy god to you guys too.🤪 Still, I will watch this fellow and see how funny he is to me. And BTW: I am from Louisiana, my 4-Great Grandfather came from France in 1866 and my surname is French too. I'm Cajun. So I'm not beating on you.😉
same thing happened to me, but with Jim Gaffigan, and sorta happened with other comedians after that like John Mulaney and Jimmy O. Yang, and I've subbed to every comedy channel I've seen with them on it
P.S. John Mulaney is the best Peter Porker / Spider Ham ever. (For context, go watch Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse)
In an alternate universe there was a TMZ headline “uh oh fluffy’s doing puffy”
No idea how your comment was a target for a spam bot. LOL
i mean, he did.
on that show with Snoop.
When fluffy was pulled over at a stop he has been caught with drugs and brought into jail
@@JasperLoLbit oh so it was this universe too bad he didn’t have any donuts to offer them that time
"Today on fox 35 news, comedian gabrial iglesias was caught with narcotics on his tour bus when touring around america. Officials say that he was hiding it under his belly rolls"
"Flufflys doing puffy" gets me everytime 😂
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I feel a disterbins in the force
You dont understand i dam near peed my self
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Hands down one of the best comedians in the world, as far as I'm concerned. I may not be American, but his stories never fail to get multiple laughs out of me. I swear if I ever see him in real life I will definitely yell "FLUFFY!!" and go to at least say hi. :P
What do you mean not American.!!
Carlos mencia is a tad funnier
@@DatFemmy “Carlos”? You mean Ned??
Whether or not he is funnier than Gabriel is purely subjective. I certainly don’t think that’s the case (that he’s funnier than Fluffy). One things for sure… Gabriel has never lost a gig for plagiarism, let alone his entire career.
Fluffy is who he is. “Carlos” is a character played by Ned, kind of along the lines of Larry the Cable Guy, only not nearly as original, and THAT is just saaaaad.
@@FloridaManMatty yeah, i forgot his name was ned. I respect your opinion
@@DatFemmy Sorry if my response came off the wrong way. I just have a hard time respecting anyone who builds their entire persona and career off of other people’s hard work. Dennis Leary is another one I have no love for, and that’s hard to admit because my entire family are professional firefighters. Dennis has done a lot for FDNY in particular after 9/11, and that work has helped a lot of people so credit where credit is due. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of his breakout performance (No Cure For Cancer) was blatantly stolen and plagiarized from actual comedians like Louis C.K.
As for Ned, I just never really cared for the stuff he out there. I almost said “his jokes”, but as we all know, many of “his jokes” weren’t his. It’s one thing to bomb using his own material, but to lack the most basic understanding of what’s funny to the point that he actually stole the BAD jokes is proof positive that Ned “Carlos” Mencia is just not a funny person. And unfortunately for him, being funny is sort of a requirement for a comedian…
I CANNOT believe that "You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" (Lifting doughnut box) "Cause You Could SMELL It!!" didn't make the list! EASILY one of the funniest routines ever!!!
I'm sorry what!?
@@Vincentius_Cardinal its a joke fluffy did while back about how he got stopped by a cop and got away by offering donuts
Yep hands down the best
the refrence to it is till there at the end
That was one of the best jokes I’ve heard
No matter how many times I hear his jokes they still makes my laugh😂😂
Love you man💕
@Braty sis chanel 1 are you a entertainer too?
@@shivankarraghuwanshi3403 nooooo.. he's an entertainer... she's nasty!
@@matsuda_blossom2704 😂😂 i was waiting for someone to reply this
@Braty sis chanel 1 oh es ya we oh yeah f
These jokes do seem "timeless"! 😀
most extreme thing I heard about drunk driving, happened in germany: police stops a car. driver and passenger are well soaked. they both climb into the backseats and when the officer asked to open the door, they both claimed to be just passengers.
they couldn't be fined because it was not possible to determine who drove.
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LOLLLLL
you think they would just fine whoever the cars name is under
@@alexbaker9996 Yeah but you need to determine who drove. For example, if my mom drives my car drunk and they can't figure out if she was driving or her friend, they wouldn't just fine me instead. Lol. Same goes even if I'm in the car, the person driving needs to be fined lol.
@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 actually, it depends on the kind of violation; for speeding tickets for example the owner of the car WILL be fined, if the driver can't be determined (except for when the car was stolen), because the owner is expected to know who is driving their car
i would believe that same logic will be used most of the times, except for criminal violations, anything that carries the chance of prision time needs to have the guilty party to be identified
I wonder how long he practiced on doing those sound affects because the semi horn was soooo accurate
His sound effects and impressions are like no other!! That's one the biggest things that makes him stand out from all the other comics!! I may not be at his show. However I can always vividly picture every story he says. He's amazing at really captivating you and bringing the stories to life. I always feel like the woman who turned her head to see the bus drive away!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😂
The way this man imitates different sounds is unbelievable 😂
Michael Winslow, too 🖤
Dave: is that what he said? God damn Scooby-Doo!
That totally kills me! Hope we get a new special from you soon, Fluffy!
His sound effects and accents make this so much better 🤣
The setup to and the execution of the second joke is *such* a good example of how if you put time and care into a joke it can make a *world* of difference.
Absolutely astounding work.
“But that was funny? Huh”, said the officer. Absolutely hilarious
I love how his kid started from calling him gabriel but now he calls him dad🥰.
I'm not tearing up big fat happy warm tears reading that just now. nope 🥹
I know right ?!?!? So cute !!!!!
true story, i am running across texas on I-20. i wasnt paying attention to how fast i was going. I had a trooper pull me over and said he got my speed locked in at 86 in a 65 but he knew i was going faster. so he asked," what's the big rush driver?" I looked him straight in the face and said,: I'm trying to outrun that pack of dogs chasing me sir." He asked, "pack of dogs?" to which i replied, "yea look at my load and go from there." I had a load of fire hydrants going to California on my trailer, he handed me my license back said "Slow down and have a nice day." and walked away
I was a cop for twenty years in my younger days and I enjoyed every single one of these. Believe it or not cops are some of the funniest people I ever met. My father in law was a truck driver from Kentucky and his brother (also from Kentucky) had also been a cop in his younger days. Those two were absolutely hilarious! The guys I worked with were some of the funniest people too, greatest group of guys I ever worked with. Gabriel here has what a good comedian almost always has; the ability to mimic voices, faces and sound effects much like Bill Cosby did in his recording days, before we found out the bad stuff. I really enjoyed these and I'm glad I stumbled onto them!
The humor translates to military police, also.
My late father's favorite story was his early days of driving as a teen. He's on the nearby USAF base, to pick up his younger sister from her friend's house. He was headed to the back gate, not paying attention to his speed. He caught sight of the lights in his rear view mirror. He knew how slow the jeeps were. He calculated that he could get to the gate, and out of the jurisdiction, before the guy could catch up. He topped the rise to see the gate closed, with an older guy leaning on it. He pulled up.
The older guys sees this panicked teen boy with his preteen sister. He glances back at the approaching jeep, still a distance away. He starts to laugh, "You ever hear of a radio, son?" (Dad is imitating the laconic Texan accent perfectly.)
Then, to Dad's shock, the guy opens the gate. "You'd better get out of here. He's entirely too hyped up for me to let him get at you kids. *Never* speed on this base again."
Both kids, "Yes, Sir!" (Out of trained respect, not in a military response.)
Dad drove out. He said that he could hear the gate guard laughing, the jeep slamming on it's brakes, door banging open and slamming shut, as the jeep driver started yelling at the gate guard. By that time Dad was well around the corner on the civilian road.
Dad always had a twinkle in his eyes when he would reminisce about that gate guard.
I was the Active Duty at a USN, USMC, USA combined Reserve center in Tulsa OK in 2000. Main duty was the Training Officer for the Navy side of things. Had a BUNCH of reservists that were either local or State Police. Crazy bunch and funny as shit to swap stories with.
We had one of our reservists on active duty orders working at the center and was killed when his car fell off a jack😢.
We planned a full military honors funeral for him and I was in charge of the firing squad for the 21 gun salute. So the day of the funeral, I met the center Armory and drew 7 M-16’s and a box of blanks to render Honor with. I was using my personal car due to the Center vans were being used to transport other members to the ceremony. I was still in Civ cloths btw.
I hit the on-ramp headed south ( which usually has an Oklahoma Highway Patrol looking for speeders, so not unusual).
About 20 min into my drive ( in traffic flow), I see an OHP behind me. Couple miles later, 2 more show up, that’s when the first one “Lit me up”!
I pull over and the first officer approached and asked the usuals and took my info and told me they were going have a dog do a “Walk around”. I didn’t notice another officer on my passenger side until the first officer was walking back to his car.
So now there are 5 cars! Dog Immediately hit on my trunk, it escalated into a felony stop! They had me do the whole backwards thing and put me in Cuffs and put in the first car.
They hadn’t let me explain anything at that point. About five minutes later another trooper came up laughing his ass off as I sat in the back of the cruiser and simply said “ Having fun” (with a shitass grin on his face). They pull me out of the car, uncuff me.
Except for the first two officers I dealt with, all the rest were my reservists, those bastards🤣
All were off duty, also on the way to the funeral for traffic control, all weapons were unloaded, except for 2 OHP Sergeants that observed the whole thing.
The main planners of the the whole thing were a bomb squad guy for TPD and an OHP Pursuit guy.
I sent the OHP guy to Diego Garcia for 2 months 🤣
Disclaimer, he wanted to go.
We are friends with a few RCMP members because our kids previously played sports together. I totally concur about the hilarity. 😃
@@elizabethbottroff1218, February 76-June 77 I was stationed in South Korea on my first tour. I was what we called a 'village rat.' My buddy and I on weekends would play hide & seek during curfew with MPs. Shoot, we could always hear them coming because the drivers had the jeeps in too low of a gear. We also knew of a few places that weren't wide enough for the jeeps to go.
@@toddsharp4245 🤣
we haven't gotten fluffy bits in forever. I hope it returns again. we definitely need an animated version of this.
I’ve always wanted to see “the gift basket “
@@mike72094 Same here. 😁👍🏻
Yes, we need more bits
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i hope it comes to the dodger stadium mr fluffy
On the drunk driving story; I’ve never been black-out drunk, but I HAVE been to the point where mentally, you’re still clear as a bell, but the connection to the physical is shot. Like, I was completely aware - of the fact that I could just barely walk a straight line. It was really surreal, being able to THINK like normal, but KNOWING that I couldn’t function like normal. Odd dichotomy, that. It was almost like I was separate from myself, just watching drunk me try to articulate my temporary state of near-total uselessness, lol. Fortunately, I was at a renaissance fair the night before they open (I work ren fairs in New England), and only me and my buddies were on site. Don’t get drunk around only total strangers - that’s trouble waiting to happen. Get drunk around your besties who all have higher tolerance levels, where none of you have to drive anywhere, or function before 10 am the next morning (even if you don’t get a hangover, functioning on weekends before 10 am is a no-no ;) )
I experienced that on laughing gas while getting dental work done. Surreal is right. Also the only times I'd been both conscious and free of pain since my teens.
Only been drunk once and found out I'm a giggly drunk. Also, hangovers are the *worst.*
I love the fact that with the Bad Boys joke we get a reference to the "Time Fluffy was stopped with donuts in his car" joke. And it's done by the cop in the joke too.
When ever I need a quick pick me up I always watch one of your videos. I suffer from chronic depression and severe anxiety so having access to your stuff is sometimes the only thing that gets me out of bed ( other than having to take a piss or getting coffee) Thank you Fluffy for helping me live a better life and keep the funny stuff coming.
Christ consciousness cured every ailment I had😉 a moment of silence for those who still suffer.
But you don't have to!
Hey bro, I'm in the same boat. Depression is a bitch, and no drugs helps you better than a good belly laugh. Stay strong, you can beat it.
He's the best I forget life itself!!
I understand the anxiety thing I get panic attacks too.
I hope you are doing well 😌
TONY JESUS LOVES YOU HE CAN SET YOU FREE ...JUST ASK !!!
Turn around and put your hands behind your back
"I can't reach" 😹😹😹
"You doing laps in the parking lot cant find the exit. Hello!" That part gets me
Drunk driving story; I can't remember who this was now, some high school acquaintance of my little brother. Apparently he passed out at the wheel and crashed, but had the presence of mind to CALL THE COPS, throw his keys into the field, and find a place to mostly empty a pint of whiskey. When the squad car arrived, he was sitting on the hood with an empty bottle, claiming that he drank the bottle because he was so shook up after swerving to miss a deer. He got a Minor in Possession charge.
Dude you make me laugh more than most any other comic of today. I loved George Carlin and Richard Pryor growing up, but you are right up there with them in my book.
You're right in your book, in my book he's funny but...nowhere near Pryor or Carlin
I like that he's funnier than George and yet he doesn't cus every other word, or at all.
@@Rummagelady86 He is definitely one of the all-time best for sure, and the sound effects he can create just further enhances his performances.
@@LynnCindy 1/2 of what puts him way up there imo, the whole fluffy experience puts it on another lvl. Makes me feel like im rly there. 😊
@Fritz Nuber ikr lol
The old song line was 'I fought the law and the law won', with Fluffy, 'I fought the law but I won'.
It’s doesn’t matter if ur the saddest person on the planet he always makes us laugh 😂 🤣
“You wanna use the 🎤?“
“Yeahhh!”
Fluffy is the best ! I can watch him over and over doing his comedy and I, no matter how many times I have seen him do the same jokes I still laugh so hard that my stomach hurts! There are 3 Netflix specials of Fluffy's and I am constantly laughing ! I am looking forward to a New Netflix special ! Fluffy, your the BEST!
tell me the title please
@@redgrave526 Fluffy's Special's on Netflix are
1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry
2.ome show fits all
3. Fluffy, the movie, but it looks like they took off this one
I absolutely LOVE ALL of these
I have also seen Aloha Fluffy
@@redgrave526 and of course the fluffy bits, plus on TH-cam you can watch all kinds of clips on his channel.
I am a HUGE fan.
He just sold out Dodgers Stadium and they taped it for a Netflix special....so that is coming soon.....I am so excited
thanks, i only saw his movies Mr. Iglesias
BEST 30 EISTEIN QUOTES
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Please don't retire, I just found you on you tube, and your the funniest comedian I have ever heard in my life.
No matter how many times i listen to these jokes it still makes me laugh.
Me to
@@annmariepalmieri7875 o7 kit for
I testify to the cop laugh thing.
A cop pulled me over on the PA Turnpike since because the roof of my convertible was down, he could see I didn't have a seatbelt on. He pulled me over and said the thing they all say: "Do you know why I stopped you?" I looked him right in the eyes and said, "Porque conducía más lento que un caracol borracho y estás aburrido." which roughly translates to: "Because I was driving slower then a drunk snail and you're bored." For the record, I was driving slow because it was my first time driving on the turnpike
The cop, thank god, understood Spanish and laughed at the drunk snail thing and he forgot to give me a ticket...
And then I got pulled over by a different cop on the way back from Philadelphia because the cop thought I had weed.
WTF?!?!
There's one story missing that should have been in the top 5. The time Fluffy had immigration mess with Trevor Noah on the way to San Antonio.
That’s new to me. What happen?!? 🤔
@@Eduardo-mr7bj Trevor Noah has that bit about wanting to be black, so Gabriel made sure immigration have Trevor gave the black treatment.
@@JCGver oh okay. But immigration looks for Hispanics. But not really black people.
@Eduardo he did it because Trevor Noah is from South Africa and told Fluffy he never has problems with his paper work so Fluffy wanted to mess with him
@@nova4476 oh okay makes sense then.
Big respect for Fluffy! Hope he continues in good health.
Gabe I love you soo much. You never disappoint. Whether it's the first hearing a joke or the millionth time hearing. You sir make me laugh so much everytime. Thank you so much!!!
De😊de
Tell me Dave the driver is still alive so I can marry him.😂
The way you link up stories and jokes is amazing buddy, definitely right at the top for best comics out there, keep doing what you do buddy
I know your son is an adult now but I wonder how many hours of therapy you are responsible for him needing lol
The funniest comedian I have heard in some time his accent helps every story come to australia
i jus got some covid an felt like death for the last few days an this shit gave me what no amount of medicine could...
A SMILE 😁
thx for that fluff man 😎👍
I can watch your videos and know the jokes and still laugh like it was first time hearing them I just ❤️ 😍 💖. Great comedy great person.
I have not laughed so hard like that in so long. Fluffy you kill me!
When he said, who am I supposed to call my mind immediately went to Ghostbusters
My dearest Gabriel, , this is way I love you SO much . I watched this and laughed SOO hard that I cried and DID pee just a tiny little bit (glad for pads😂). I hope and pray that you come to West Virginia , I’m definitely going to be there (with an adult laughing diaper ). You are the best thing to happen in this world which is even better than a good cold beer and “ chocolate cake “ 🤣🤣. I haven’t drank for 37yrs (cops , tickets and jail can change things ). Love You dear Puffy Fluffy . Sending ❤️&🙏s to you and your family. God Bless , please be careful and safe out there.
Teresa Smith: Gabriel, sweet Gabriel: How dost I love thou? Let me count the ways: I love you fluffy and not-so-fluffy, under brightest stage lights or in darkest night as we pass your entourage being pulled over, I love thee while wearing my "adult laughing diapers: (forever trying to make clear how they differ from regular incontinence "tools" just about how your love differs from the common fan-artist dynamic). Yo, what light through yon window breaks? Tis the East and Fluffy is the dawn (doing every voice from Space Jam II as he rises, bringing light & laughter so we mere mortals may benefit as the cop walks in time to the beat of the Cops (the single lowest-common-denominator, US police corruption and violence glorifying show EVER which expertly demonstrates the horrific social results of poverty, poor education and financial disparity, etc). But yes, Gabriel adds some much-needed lightness and levity to a dimly-lit world.
Tue ESTA mooey bonita
I loved it when he said ''I told you to slow down didnt I? But no pikachu knows everything'' 😂😭
Loved getting to see you in February fluffy! Best moment in life, and I’m sorry to hear ab your breakup, I went through a really bad one recently too, so Ik what you’re going through, and it’ll get better I promise
Why is he so frickin' good at any vehicle type sounds!?!?!
I know right
Rolling R’s are the key lol
🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀
My grandfather was pulled up by a cop ,we was on a rubbish truck and speeding, the cop said what's the hurry sir ,grandad said trying to keep a head of the smell ,cop had a giggle, and let's us go with a warning. Miss that old boy.
Oh gosh, end of the month is always the most hectic time for us at the office and this helped us brave through the mountain of work with a better attitude and mood. Thank you, Fluffy. Please take care of yourself!
This man is a gem
"Sometimes, you have to create your own entertainment" - Fluffy