You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …
It's effortless because ppl from places like New York, Philly, Boston just think and talk like this, or at least we used to. It's not an act. I miss these types of characters in my old northeastern city. They used to be ubiquitous, in every corner deli and pizzeria, coaching little leagues etc. now everyone has been gayefied
NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.
His nose is concave like a normal homosapien. If he were Jewish the nose profile would be convex, giving it a hook like appearance. I am not an anthropologist, but if antisemitism has taught me anything....
pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez
Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.
Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.
Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic . If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.
@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.
I have a slight crush on this dude. He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.
MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough
Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.
Damn, all I want in life is more Kurt stand-up sets. There is so precious little! This guy just gets me so good!
Share with us which police department you are employed by …
@@B_1519 The channel name suggests it's Skt. Thomas or another Caraibean island.
Why?
No idea.
It might be weird a psychic revelation 😉
Next Tuesday, new half hour
@@duncefunce1513 Brother, thank you for telling me the good news! 🙏🏻
@@corndoug2605 awesome
One of the funniest people ever
He’s easily one of my favorite comics! He should be way more popular!
You know why he isn’t? He is a rabid racist and doesn’t think much of women and like to physically assault them. Wonder why he no longer works for Amy Schumer show? She slowly backed away when she realized what he was really all about! But you probably enjoyed what Trump said about grabbing women by their …
How has it taken me THIS DAMN LONG to see this?? I'm laughing my ass off!
One of the greats !
This was made a decade ago, but it sounds like it was made last year.
Why this doesn't have more views I don't know. His stand up is so effortless.
Look at all the horseshit on Netflix that's popular. There's your answer.
He has asthma. I wish he would move to Florida
Effortless? I wouldn't say so. It must take a lot of effort to put an hour long stand-up together. However, it does look smooth and "effortless".
@@yaroslavliutnik5594👆you: “Effortless?I wouldn’t say so” Also you :”However, it does look smooth and effortless “. REALLY?!?!
lol.
It's effortless because ppl from places like New York, Philly, Boston just think and talk like this, or at least we used to. It's not an act. I miss these types of characters in my old northeastern city. They used to be ubiquitous, in every corner deli and pizzeria, coaching little leagues etc. now everyone has been gayefied
He could totally play Rodney Dangerfield in a bio pic
This was brilliant
This guy is totally underrated.
Dude he's fucking hilarious. I love his energy
If he did not steal jokes for Amy Schumer he would have been way bigger I think!!
@@Jokerdan76 huh?
@@jonigutchen8033 look up Amy Schumer stealing jokes and Kurt was his writer at the time and wrote a lot of those jokes!
Still I underrated ppl are starting to get it tho
Man I wanna see him live!
ME TOO- can you imagine his Rodney Dangerfeold eyes landing on you? Love his psycho expressions and intensity!
Almost spit my coffee out when he said Ipad rapture.
Kurt's the real deal.
This guy got a very unique comedic style... I m surprised he is not more popular...
Not really. A lot of his material and delivery is a carbon copy of Louis CK.
None Oyb I disagree. I know ck stuff. This guy is more unique. Ck is more family oriented.
This is the nicest TH-cam comment disagreement I have ever read.
NotMe, u clearly don’t know cks comedy at all if u think his comedy is family oriented. Kurt is an ass in life that’s why he’s no where watch any podcast or interview with him he’s unbearable.
He's more successful as a writer
This guy is the best stand up comic right now. I wish he got more attention.
@AJ Martin I had a change of hart.
Lol from John Wayne's to your Rick Moranis's😂... His Zumo story from This is Not Happening is FKN AMAZING!!!💯👑❤😂😂😂😂
goddam zumo
What are You doing here? What are YOU doing here?
Kurt is a beast!
A comic genius.
Great angle on it all from Kurt - one of the best standups indeed.
One of my favorites as well .
The material, the delivery, the persona. What else could a comedian want?
Face and posture
Fame fortune, appreciation, recognition, a huge, loyal audience…(which is what Kurt deserves).
@@haerverkit was a hypothetical question. You're right though. I need to stand up straighter
" I don't remember doing that! You kids make things up!" Hell yeah that's my mom right there the queen of denial LOL!
Denial: it ain’t just a river in Egypt.
@@icu3869 lmao, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
Brutal. I love it!
25:10 “Do I look Jewish?Look into my nose , do I?” Random:”MAYBE!” Maybe is RIGHT- that was a good guess.””🤣🤣🤣
His nose is concave like a normal homosapien. If he were Jewish the nose profile would be convex, giving it a hook like appearance. I am not an anthropologist, but if antisemitism has taught me anything....
Small part of why he's a legend
A small part? Hmmm...what are the other, Main parts that make him a legend?
Love him!!! Deserves so much more
This set is EPIC! GO KURT!
I believe this practice hour to be superior to the finished product!
As do I
Yeah, I sent this clip to my mom. She has good taste in comedy too.
@@acar3615she must! What parents laugh at :“ Dad, pussy is better than anything you ever did or taught me. And tell grandma to go funk herself.”click!
He killed the whoa set 👍. Which is really hard to do truly amazing
23:05 "when I'm wearing my American flag underpants, is it legal to shit my pants?"
Kurp rocks! He's great on Jimmy dore and Kyle Dunnegan, Yo!
I love his style. One of my favorites for sure.
you can see the dave attell influence
octagonocologist damn near smell it
as opposed to
Hes one of my favorites too, but its wierd how much ppl hate on him in the comments of all of his videos.
pointless opinion ppl hate him cuz of his personality watch any podcast or interview he’s in. He’s a self centered ass. He’s one of those guys that’ll tell u he’s gunna kill you because u disagree with him but will cower and hide if u go to fight him. Just ask Luis Gomez
Kurt Metzger reminds me of a damaged genius. A brilliant comedian. That talent should be much further ahead but there's something unhinged about him holding him back. I think that childhood really screwed him up but then he wouldn't have been who he is as a comedian.
Kurt, Greg, and Patrice are funny af and smart af...The universe has taken 2 too early....Hopefully Kurt will break thru at least enough to where he's financially secure.
he grew up in a cult, like me. Jehovah's witnesses brainwash you fast
so glad we escaped
Actually, I’ve known a few ex-Jehovahs Witnesses - it’s definitely Not holding him back-they are immune to rejection from having countless doors slammed in their face . Leaving the cult takes a strong , brave, independent-minded spirit, because everyone you know and care about , even family , shuns you. being forced to go along with so much BS,being able to speak their mind is such a hard-win freedom they They no longer have the patience to “ go along with things” they don’t have to. On a podcast , Kurt has said escaping the oppression of J.W. is why he’s such a fearless skeptic .
If anything,it helped his comedy by giving him a unique perspective that sees through a lot of social conventions.
@icu3869 Jehovahs Witnesses only get shunned if they are babtized and abandon the faith. There are those who disassociate themselves but dont abandon it, and then those who never get babtized, who are not shunned. People always forget that they completely agree to these terms before babtism, even the conditions about disfellowshipping. I used to study with JWs and attend their church, but stopped. Im still friends with many of them. If theyre a cult then so is every other religion. Theyre healthy and productive members of society. I did meet some antisocial types, like in any religion, but they tend to have mental problems and sometimes even get disfellowshipped.
Kurt’s the man
Kurt really is Americas sweetheart
American's Comedian, Kurt Metzger.
we call 'em gingers....its basically the "n" word with the letters moved around --- buhawhahhhaaaa Brilliant!
So talented. Not enough stuff from him on line. Don't ever see him touring in my neck of the woods.
White Precious is one of the best specials ever made. Up there with Elephant in the Room.
I enjoyed it. Great work. Can't believe I didn't know who you are until this week(
How can clap and give a standing ovation over TH-cam?
*_YO!! KURP!!!_* 💪
After listening to this four times I realize every word he uses is intentional. I wonder why he isn’t on Spotify anymore
Funniest opening joke ever
Metzger is one of the funniest mofos. Writing and standup he’s brilliant.
Fucking love this guy
Excellent set!
Dave Attell meets Louis CK
Love the uncomfortable nature. He’s grown into his own.
Brilliant
“Santa Klooose puts plums in your shoes!”
I keep thinking I'm watching a deep fake of Mr bean
OMG another one!
Mr Bean
Syd Caesar
Dave Attell (style, not looks)
Rodney Dangerfield
Fuckin hell.. This was incredible 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I have a slight crush on this dude.
He's like a good looking Rodney Dangerfield. And he's into the truth of what's going on in today's world. That's hot.
long and wide Joe Rogan doing the intro for kurt
He's 9ne of the best
love to see it
he looks like the older brother of mike stoklasa
Kurt Metzger is a comedic genius. The only thing holding him back is the way he looks.
what? there's way uglier comedians.
San Diego bit is at 13:54
Was this a demo for "White Precious"? Same set right?
MackTheKnifeSlowly yeah you can tell this was recorded right before her shot the special and the hour had pretty much come together and gotten tight enough
Yo Kurp! Pretty good stand up, you know
He looks like a combination of a young Sid Caesar and Rodney Dangerfield
This Guy Is Hilarious!!!
So funny!!!!!
Urkel seeking bullets. Holy jesus that's funny
You're telling me it takes only 6 years to go from how he looks here to how he looks on the Jimmy Dore show?
Personally I honestly think he’s more handsome now compared to years ago. I don’t know if he’s natural bald or shaving, but he’s much more mature looking and his attitude reflects that too.
This was 10 yrs ago, it's in the description
@@Kittypaws90agree
"My whole family died of diarrhea, so ..."
So much better than his new special…
I wonder if there's a young shane and Matt sitting in the crowd or even Tommy??
Kurp! You're America's co host
15:30 had me rolling
this shit was hilarious.
Love you, Jessica.
Fuckin genious! 10/10
Kurp lol hilarious 😂😂😂
Audio: high pass @ 150hz and trim 250-300hz @ -3db
How, are his shower towel, and Other Towel the same color?
"MTV Scientist Jenny McCarthy" 🤣🤣🤣
the one light shadow is a t-rex
And that has to be a very talented light cause it did make the most badass bull horned version of all the t rex's
He's a friend of Joe rogan, he's obviously putting in the work.
The blue eye shadow rules 🤙🏾
he's way better at stand up than podcasts.
He crushed it on JRE .
I initially disliked him on Dore. He's grown in me a bit. I didn't think he stand up would be this good
Very good
WOW
Hilarious
I support kurt.
Pro-Metzger!
The moron stuff.......I lost it 🤣
get the views up... dafk?
Anchorage!!!
Where’s the old man on the walker leaving the show Kurp?
Monster Face!
Kurp rules
Dodge ball was the treatment for autism in the 80's . Is freaking hilarious
he probably has a doghouse, or rather
the dog has a doghouse
What are you, a Professor of Logic?
I can't understand him with the bass in his voice via headphone
MORE!
Where's the old guy in a walker leaving....
Holy crap, he was only 35? That Bosnian war criminal has some city miles
The audio sucks so Bad It's un-audible!
😂😂😂😂😂