My Most Controversial Video Ever - Biscuit Ranking Edition
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custard cream in B is a custard crime! i'd get him up in A at least
Phil I need you to make this video please
I second this! Phil’s tier list would be amazing
phil biscuit tier list when
phil you need to do your own now PLEASE!!
you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)
1: Where are rich teas? 2: Jaffa cakes are legally a cake and have no place on this list. 3: Petition to have a Sophie list.
i think we deserve to see Sophies list as compensation for this abomination
I trust Sophie to make an S tier tier list
I think Sophie's ranking is on the Patreon btw!
Agreed!! I think Sophie is more of a biscuit fan than PJ
"Sophie's gonna be ragin'" "What the Fu*k" was perfect
LMAO Sophie yelling "You need a reality check." PJ just too bougie.
I don’t think this guy even likes biscuits
we're gonna need another version of this called Biscuit Ranking Edition (With A Cup of Tea) please. the whole board will change
Pj literally woke up and chose war this day
putting the hob nob chocolate side down on the board was more upsetting to me than any ranking
That was the most controversial and the most British video ever
I'm not even halfway through and I'm simply obsessed with Sophie getting offended in the background
putting the jaffa cake as S-Tier is the most british thing you could've done
the only objectively correct rating in this whole video
i didn't think it was possible for someone to have such incorrect opinions about biscuits and yet here you are
Sophie's not having a good time! Hahaha! She just realized the man she's with by these ranking.
if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!
I hope PJ reads this fun fact ☆
The "where do you think I got this from?"
✨️🕺"I got it from my daddy"🕺✨️
made me absolutely crumble lol
I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life.
Yours unfaithfully, me.
F tier: squashed fly biscuits.
S tier: every other biscuit ever made ever. I feckin love biscuits.
sophie arguing with your choices is so funny 😭also as an american I feel I must defend our oreo's honor
PJ is the Ebenezer scrooge of biscuits
wait how are the biscuits sticking to the board
THANK YOU!?!? 😂 its not just me thinking that!?! 😆
The malted milk slander... I will neither forget nor forgive...
You need the pink panther wafers specifically 😭😭
party rings being so low is CRIMINAL !!!! Also, no rich teas??? this video is a sham /lh
The “P” in PJ stands for picky
Malted milk and party rings in E tier??? I am QUAKING that is UNHINGED
lets get CONTROVERSIAL
edit: PARTY RINGS IN E TIER??????????????
This comment really is a tale in two parts lmao 😂
not the mid-roll ad for betterhelp as you’re putting the party ring in E tier 😭😭😭😭😭 youtube is getting too meta, i fear
For anyone wondering, the music / song at the end is Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing (Ed Ryan Remix) [Electro-Swing]
this ranking is criminal
I only eat biscuits dunked in tea so theyre all S tier that way
pj i regret to inform you you are wrong!! i need sophie's ranking to cleanse MY palette jfc
I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec
Putting oreos in D tier is criminal 🫢
justice for oreo
They deserve F
Wow I didn't expect this video to actually be so controversial 😅 These are some wild takes
i've been trying to figure out the whole time how you got the cookies to stick like that
My theory is jump cuts and sneaky blu tac??
Same! Did he glue velcro to the back of each biscuit? I need to know.
For April Fool's Day this year, Oreo should change their US branding from "cookies" to "biscuits" and their UK branding from "biscuits" to "cookies".
i feel personally attacked by some of these choices, particularly the underrated malted milk. i had faith in you PJ
how did those biscuits even stick to the board??
“That’s just how I feel but it’s also what I know” is great
How come the shortbread got to represent its whole family but not the cookie?? Justice for chocolate chip!
I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.
the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes
theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer
13:04 My guess: crumbelina
The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME
PJ! How dare you do the party ring dirty like that 😂
Was the person you remember saying "cookie cookie cookie!" Angelica from Rugrats?
The ranking board is working overtime to get that return of investments.
putting oreo in D tier within the first 2 mins is the reason this video is his most controversial one yet
i clutched my invisible pearl necklace
I was up in arms on Bourbon placement UNTIL the jaffa cake reveal. I have no notes on this flawless list.
Amazing video as always
ive fallen out with you over this pj
I think these biscuits deserve a re-vote with some dipping liquids (tea, coffee, milk, etc)
My yt algorithm sucks but now PJs video keeps appearing in mine finally the world is healing❤ thanks PJ🎉
The idea of having all those cookies together in the same jar is giving me the heebie jeebies
the song at the is such a jam!!!
im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)
Havent watched you in 5 years
Saw the notification and thought "eh why not"
And actually surprisingly loved this
Also you should try "milk bikis" if its available there
We need more of this unhinged energy
the oreo in d is criminal
Swap the jammie dodger and the pink waffer and we'll have zero problems...
Real
waited the whole video for the ranking of a caramel log. my time never came
here for the controversy!! yippie!!
couldn't agree more about the last one you're so right
As a Canadian who has had almost none of these, I don't know why I'm here and yet here I am
so interesting to see the phenomena song used for a different add (ours in australia was for a sunscreen company called banana boat)
Oreos are DUSTY and TASTE BURNT. Your ranking is correct. Thank you for adding your voice to this important discourse.
on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low
I am enraged at the chocolate digestive placement
the reason americans call them all cookies is because we don't eat those hard crunchy ones. if you asked an american to name some cookies, you'd probably get chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, snickerdoodle, etc, all of which british people ALSO call cookies
I'm actually shook that you didn't try these all with tea!
theres no joy and whimsy in his life
Funny how I'm watching this during (multiple) breaktime(s), and when the chocolate Digestive came up, I could finaly relate with that cause they also sell those here (NL). But then the 'chocolate hobnob' (?) review came up, and it would appear that this cookie I am eating that I got from the caffeteria is the same one as you reacted to! So I tasted the same flavour in real-time! ^,.,^
PJ American cookies are meant to be eaten with and dunked in milk whereas UK biscuits are meant to be eaten with tea and dipped in it. This tier rating is bunk because these techniques were not utilized with each as well as tasting on their own (this is coming off of two mins in oreo ranking D, yes)
listen, you are right and completely correct, good job in having the right opinion
had to pause and get a biscuit half way through.. got too hungry
We need two boards! Could be so much fun to see how Sophie's board would be compared to yours 🤣
the fact that the rich tea biscuit isnt in the biscuit ranking is CRIMINAL
Now I want shortbread and theyre so expensive in Greece >.< it'd be fun if you also did this with foreign bisquits/sweets!
felt for a second like we were going to hear custard cream's dream menu
This may not go down in the history books but I won't forget, PJ, I won't forget. JUSTICE FOR THE DODGER.
Man, this really was not clickbait
Official biscuit rank with teas when?
NOT THE PARTY RING
As an American, I've only had two of these (Oreo and Chocolate Digestive) but even I can tell that PJ is a certified ~cookie~ snob. 🍪
Now I want a biscuit
I knew that was a biscuit, but for a fee seconds I thought PJ had brought on Jammidodger himself
We need Sophies list too
I was waiting for Jaffa. The saying is "China Doll in the Bullpen."
i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????
I guessed fly cemetery for the Garibaldi
How do the biscuits stick to the ranking board????? I am confuzeld pls help
Real (possibly stupid) question here: how are the cookies staying on the board??? I really must know XD
I'm not sad about the ranking cause I'm much more mad at myself for not having any biscuits at home rn
this video is just pj discovering he doesn't actually like biscuits
I can't believe u just disregarded a chocolate finger like that
i'm so with you on the jaffa cakes!! there's actually a dutch brand that makes an even better version of them and i think every jaffa cake fan should try them at some point in their life lol
mmmm i really want to try all of these, only had a few ones before
FUNFACT- biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard THEREFORE, a Jaffa cake is indeed a cake 😅
Has this video made me want to travel to the UK solely for a bourbon cream? (maybe)