you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)
I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life. Yours unfaithfully, me.
if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!
I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec
I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.
theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer
the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes
The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME
i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????
im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)
on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low
PJ American cookies are meant to be eaten with and dunked in milk whereas UK biscuits are meant to be eaten with tea and dipped in it. This tier rating is bunk because these techniques were not utilized with each as well as tasting on their own (this is coming off of two mins in oreo ranking D, yes)
how can you rate biscuits WITHOUT tea?? The fact that the Cake got S tier supports this the dry-ness of biscuit needs tea Jaffa cakes softness is what makes them a cake, just sayinnnn
i will never argue with someone's taste cuz preference is subjective, but as an american i am compelled to inform you that the best possible representation of a chocolate chip cookie is a freshly baked one that you've made at home! packaged chocolate chip cookies need to gtfo lol
“they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.
the reason americans call them all cookies is because we don't eat those hard crunchy ones. if you asked an american to name some cookies, you'd probably get chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, snickerdoodle, etc, all of which british people ALSO call cookies
custard cream in B is a custard crime! i'd get him up in A at least
Phil I need you to make this video please
I second this! Phil’s tier list would be amazing
phil biscuit tier list when
phil you need to do your own now PLEASE!!
you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)
"Sophie's gonna be ragin'" "What the Fu*k" was perfect
LMAO Sophie yelling "You need a reality check." PJ just too bougie.
1: Where are rich teas? 2: Jaffa cakes are legally a cake and have no place on this list. 3: Petition to have a Sophie list.
i think we deserve to see Sophies list as compensation for this abomination
I trust Sophie to make an S tier tier list
I think Sophie's ranking is on the Patreon btw!
Agreed!! I think Sophie is more of a biscuit fan than PJ
we're gonna need another version of this called Biscuit Ranking Edition (With A Cup of Tea) please. the whole board will change
I don’t think this guy even likes biscuits
Pj literally woke up and chose war this day
putting the jaffa cake as S-Tier is the most british thing you could've done
the only objectively correct rating in this whole video
That was the most controversial and the most British video ever
I'm not even halfway through and I'm simply obsessed with Sophie getting offended in the background
i didn't think it was possible for someone to have such incorrect opinions about biscuits and yet here you are
putting the hob nob chocolate side down on the board was more upsetting to me than any ranking
Sophie's not having a good time! Hahaha! She just realized the man she's with by these ranking.
I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life.
Yours unfaithfully, me.
if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!
I hope PJ reads this fun fact ☆
sophie arguing with your choices is so funny 😭also as an american I feel I must defend our oreo's honor
The "where do you think I got this from?"
✨️🕺"I got it from my daddy"🕺✨️
made me absolutely crumble lol
PJ is the Ebenezer scrooge of biscuits
F tier: squashed fly biscuits.
S tier: every other biscuit ever made ever. I feckin love biscuits.
wait how are the biscuits sticking to the board
THANK YOU!?!? 😂 its not just me thinking that!?! 😆
The malted milk slander... I will neither forget nor forgive...
lets get CONTROVERSIAL
edit: PARTY RINGS IN E TIER??????????????
This comment really is a tale in two parts lmao 😂
I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec
You need the pink panther wafers specifically 😭😭
Malted milk and party rings in E tier??? I am QUAKING that is UNHINGED
The “P” in PJ stands for picky
party rings being so low is CRIMINAL !!!! Also, no rich teas??? this video is a sham /lh
how did those biscuits even stick to the board??
not the mid-roll ad for betterhelp as you’re putting the party ring in E tier 😭😭😭😭😭 youtube is getting too meta, i fear
this ranking is criminal
i've been trying to figure out the whole time how you got the cookies to stick like that
My theory is jump cuts and sneaky blu tac??
Same! Did he glue velcro to the back of each biscuit? I need to know.
Putting oreos in D tier is criminal 🫢
justice for oreo
They deserve F
For anyone wondering, the music / song at the end is Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing (Ed Ryan Remix) [Electro-Swing]
I only eat biscuits dunked in tea so theyre all S tier that way
For April Fool's Day this year, Oreo should change their US branding from "cookies" to "biscuits" and their UK branding from "biscuits" to "cookies".
pj i regret to inform you you are wrong!! i need sophie's ranking to cleanse MY palette jfc
Wow I didn't expect this video to actually be so controversial 😅 These are some wild takes
I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.
theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer
i feel personally attacked by some of these choices, particularly the underrated malted milk. i had faith in you PJ
How come the shortbread got to represent its whole family but not the cookie?? Justice for chocolate chip!
“That’s just how I feel but it’s also what I know” is great
Swap the jammie dodger and the pink waffer and we'll have zero problems...
the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes
Was the person you remember saying "cookie cookie cookie!" Angelica from Rugrats?
How do the biscuits stick to the ranking board????? I am confuzeld pls help
4:58 thank YOU i hate those biscuits
PJ! How dare you do the party ring dirty like that 😂
13:04 My guess: crumbelina
this video is just pj discovering he doesn't actually like biscuits
putting oreo in D tier within the first 2 mins is the reason this video is his most controversial one yet
i clutched my invisible pearl necklace
I think these biscuits deserve a re-vote with some dipping liquids (tea, coffee, milk, etc)
Fun fact guys he went to the same university that edd gould went to
The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME
The idea of having all those cookies together in the same jar is giving me the heebie jeebies
i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????
I was up in arms on Bourbon placement UNTIL the jaffa cake reveal. I have no notes on this flawless list.
....You lost me when you cheated custard creams out of the S tier and capitulated to the Biscoff shills :(
My girlfriend commended Garibaldi immediately upon seeing the biscuit we are awaiting the payment on our fax machine any minute now thanks
im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)
Havent watched you in 5 years
Saw the notification and thought "eh why not"
And actually surprisingly loved this
Also you should try "milk bikis" if its available there
The ranking board is working overtime to get that return of investments.
on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low
How are the cookies sticking? Did I miss something?
listen, you are right and completely correct, good job in having the right opinion
Have you considered you may simply not like biscuits? 😂
I guessed fly cemetery for the Garibaldi
PJ American cookies are meant to be eaten with and dunked in milk whereas UK biscuits are meant to be eaten with tea and dipped in it. This tier rating is bunk because these techniques were not utilized with each as well as tasting on their own (this is coming off of two mins in oreo ranking D, yes)
Haven’t watched yet but if grandads biscuits isn’t mentioned this video is NOTHING
This may not go down in the history books but I won't forget, PJ, I won't forget. JUSTICE FOR THE DODGER.
the fact that the rich tea biscuit isnt in the biscuit ranking is CRIMINAL
its 4.30 am and I am absolutely raging at party rings being in E tier
how can you rate biscuits WITHOUT tea??
The fact that the Cake got S tier supports this the dry-ness of biscuit needs tea
Jaffa cakes softness is what makes them a cake, just sayinnnn
waited the whole video for the ranking of a caramel log. my time never came
Shortbread is S tier. All others are inferior. I rest my case.
Real (possibly stupid) question here: how are the cookies staying on the board??? I really must know XD
had to pause and get a biscuit half way through.. got too hungry
As a Canadian who has had almost none of these, I don't know why I'm here and yet here I am
ive fallen out with you over this pj
the oreo in d is criminal
As an American, I've only had two of these (Oreo and Chocolate Digestive) but even I can tell that PJ is a certified ~cookie~ snob. 🍪
FUNFACT- biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard THEREFORE, a Jaffa cake is indeed a cake 😅
i will never argue with someone's taste cuz preference is subjective, but as an american i am compelled to inform you that the best possible representation of a chocolate chip cookie is a freshly baked one that you've made at home! packaged chocolate chip cookies need to gtfo lol
If there was a tier lower the party ring would be there... why are you even here? This is not a party, this is a funeral.
biscuits dry? no way man, almost as if they're meant to be eaten with a certain beverage
“they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE
Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.
I knew that was a biscuit, but for a fee seconds I thought PJ had brought on Jammidodger himself
felt for a second like we were going to hear custard cream's dream menu
We need more of this unhinged energy
I'm not sad about the ranking cause I'm much more mad at myself for not having any biscuits at home rn
You said what video game character and didn't pick Biskit?? From acnh???
Edit: also the bourbons were french royalty so you were kind of correct
the reason americans call them all cookies is because we don't eat those hard crunchy ones. if you asked an american to name some cookies, you'd probably get chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, snickerdoodle, etc, all of which british people ALSO call cookies
Ah yes, aging where all the sweet treats from childhood now are too sweet
Except Angel delight which is nowhere near as sweet.
the song at the is such a jam!!!
We need two boards! Could be so much fun to see how Sophie's board would be compared to yours 🤣
bourbons and custard creams are 100% siblings but custard creams are the better sibling
I was waiting for Jaffa. The saying is "China Doll in the Bullpen."
ranking MILK chocolate digestives against DARK chocolate hobnobs is OUT OF ORDER
My yt algorithm sucks but now PJs video keeps appearing in mine finally the world is healing❤ thanks PJ🎉
pjs ranking made so much sense when he called the jaffa cake the best biscuit...