I Can't Even: Geek week Special!
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- A special TH-cam Geek Week themed edition of 'I Can't EVEN.'
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*Dan waves wand*
"You can't use that, your The Doctor!"
"Your mom."
IM DEAD
you're*
+Surprise Pop *mum
Xx_SapphireBurnage_xX Right. XD
+Surprise Pop *your *mum ITS NOT YOU'RE MUM YOU'RE MEANS "YOU ARE"
+Surprise Pop no no no, it's not "your mom", it's "ur mum".
1. Dan and Phil look akaward without eachother
2. Dan winked at Phil
3. The nervous face Phil had at the mention of wedding
WHEN DID DAN WINK
i will have to find it
+LondonLion when when when when
the part at the end tho, when dan was getting his prize. noticed how they zoomed in on phil? lmao
he winked around 4:33
+Tove Lilja 4:11 I think
god, remember when 2022 felt like some far-away time that we'd never see
edit: can't fathom that this video came out 8 years ago. this era feels so recent - it meant a lot to me as a young teen. chris, if you happen to see this, thank you.
rightttt
AND NOW WE ARE ONLY 2 AND A HALF YEARS AWAY
AHAHSHJSJSBDJSNDBDNSKDGSKDHS
WE ARE GETTING OLD THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
@Rizzo Grant DEATH IS INEVITABLE
HELP IM ON A SPIRAL
Ugh we're all gonna die
@@roroo don't know if I'm ready tbh😂🤔
This video has aged like fine wine
can't argue with thattt T_T
OH BOY (i also like your icon ❤❤)
except for the alex day bit, bc... Yikes
Truly
yaoi psychic I’m just appreciating this fine brew
Chris: In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?
Dan: *laughs*
Phil: *screams on the inside while furiously blushing*
thank you for this comment I can't stop crafting!
CRafT
IKR HAHA
I'm crafting wright now! 😂😭
+Socially Awkward Trash OMG IT WAS
Phil looks scared the whole video, I guess he's having the Weakest Link flashbacks
plz dont do this to my bby T-T
I'm dying I was not expecting Phil to go
*_SEGA_*
WHEEZE
LMAO
hey linda fuk u
16:27 PHIL IS LITERALLY THE SURPRISED PIKACHU I CAN'T ASDFGHJK 💀
PPFFFFT LMAOOO
PFFFFFFFFTTT LOL I DIDNT NOTICE THAAT
well he has always been psychic
i cant understand why this isnt a real weekly show. chris is so charming as a host. why the hell is he not a bigger star.
Because the pressure of social media stardom so mentally unhealthy.
Because he keeps whining about depression
@@HidingInMyRoom1989 look who's talking lmfao.
He died again. There's no more of him
Anybody else notice that whenever Phil doesn't know what to do, he just makes a baby raptor noise?
Valery Gonzalez i need to learn how to make raptor noises just so I can use them in awkward situations so I can make them when idk what to say
masonisaloser try to make a parrot noise and make it more high pitched
its made by inhaling but cutting off your actual oxygen
PHILL IS A DANOSAUR CONFIRMED!1!!11
Valery Gonzalez relatable honestly
Jack:U can't use magic your a doctor-
Dan:Your mom
Also 16:21 He ships it 😂
Don't you mean mum?
no, mum is spelt differently in different countries. Mum-Mom is the exact same thing
Jade Martin actually mum is said differently from mom, and Dan said mum!!!
Riah Red It's said mum and spelt mum
but if you're American or some other language spell it mom
"in 2022, who was the best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?"
Dan: *hAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA*
laughed a little too hard there buddy
That aged so well.
also phils face is iconic
Well we got a year and a half left so....
At the end I swear dan was signalling Phil across the room
16:33 “what was the first thing netflix did in 2019 when it became sentient?”
“there were too many options, it couldn’t decide”
this is LITERALLY me watching bandersnatch a few months ago
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
the good old days when 2019 was in the far future, not the sad past
Yes same
I was watching bandersnatch tonight 😂 omg i had to check when this was made when they said "2019"
I busted out laughing when Dan came back with "ur mum" lmao😂😂
Local Phan Trash XD
Local Phan Trash The track at my school was once covered with Dan and Phil quotes, most notably 'ur mum'. So when we had to run the mile with the encouragement of reading 'ur mum' and 'ugh'. Just thought I'd share😝
Tishitha A thats soo cool!
aHhhh i'm 666th like everyone leave
same😂😂
Its kinda funny how Dan never really laughed at anything he said.. UNTIL he mentioned His and Phils wedding!, huh huh ;]]]]]]]
And Phil starting blushing. Why cant is just happen sooner :[ cri
***** Your wrong
+Aidan Williams how were they forcing them? She just said their reactions. You're the one being rude saying being gay is wrong.
*****
1. I sleep in the same bed with my friends all the time.
2. Just because you think being gay is wrong doesn't mean it is. BEING GAY IS NOT WRONG. Prove to me it is wrong without using religion.
3. If both of them were girls in a relationship with each other, they would still be gay. Simple.
4. She was never forcing them to be gay???
5. How do you know they're not a couple? People have lives outside of the internet, you know. Besides you.
***** First of all you punk, no one is forcing them to be gay and even if they were we *Phandom* would be happy for them.. SOooooo Fuck you :)
“What are Star Trek fans affectionately known as?”
“nerds”
“Correct.”
Treekies
He literally made a beam me up reference while NOT ACTUALLY TOUCHING THE COMMUNICATOR ON HIS SHIRT WHY HOW
Who’s here after dans coming out
me
waiting for 2022
I’ve watched this video so many times
@@alexschneckloth ive watched it too many times
Me
Do you see the look that Phil gave Dan at the 2022 thing. He's like "SHIT SHIT SHIT DANIEL JAMES HOWELL HOW THE FUCK DOES CHRIS KNOW I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE FUCK DAN CRAP YOU NEEDED TO KEEP THAT A SECRET FUCK WHAT R WE DOIN KNOW URGH IMMA JUST SMILE AMD PRETEND ITS A JOKE DANIEL BUT WATCH WHAT IMMA DO WHEN WE GET HOME"
Yhea
Definitely what he was thinking
Ayesha N Yes that is exactly what he was thinking! 😂
Ayesha N XD
yup nailed it
I couldn't read this comment with a straight face 😂
theroomwhereithappened when was it?
ok you all came here for 16:18. your welcome phangirls.
THANK U
+Phoenix.Patronum YOUR WELCOME
I was looking for this but decided that this was hilarious so I watched the whole thing
*you're
true
18:14
chris: ohh you look really good
*camera* *instantly* *focuses* *on* *phil*
It was to show Phil being turned on by Dan dressing as Mario.
Ryan Thomas underrated comment
@@ryderlead thank you 😍
chris knows what hes doing
Chris: Phil! In the year 2129 what is the most common baby name?
Phil: **screeching**
16:23
*chokes*
eVERYONE START PLANNING THE WEDDING
DIL WILL BE THE FLOWER BOY
Mia Yang can be the caterer.
We can invite Erica for the drama
you just made my day xD
Don't choke
Craft!
***** Oh my... This will break the internet... Well played.
"In 2022, who was best man at Dan and Phil's wedding?" I'm now patiently waiting for 2022...
*impatiently
SAME
I am impatiently waiting for it.... I'll see the rest of the Phandom in 2022 after my long existential crisis just waiting for it...
6 years...
same
“you’ll notice there are no girls on the panel” well ACTUALLY
Chris was honestly ahead of his time
just sitting here in my corner patiently waiting for 2022
Same
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO 2022 WITH YOUUUUU
lol
+Elizabeth Victor yessssss
I will graduate in 2022
best year ever XD
Dan and Phil look so awkward without eachother
Yep
Yessss
+Average Emily The seem so lost
They do! Dan keeps looking at Phil
They so do!!😂😂😂😂
"you encounter a TROLL!"
everyone: *gasp*
dan: *screech- gag*
Everyone's freaking out about Dan and Phil; GUYS NETFLIX IS BECOMING SENTIANT THIS YEAR
NotIncognito whose to say it ever wasn’t?
I love how when Chris said Dan and Phil's wedding Dan just sort of blushed and laughed while Phil just awkwardly smiled. I don't really ship Phan (If it was confirmed to be real or if at least one of them came out as gay/bisexual I would ship it but not as of now) but I still find this adorable.
Both dan and phil came out as bi.
Actually both dan and phil are bisexual :))
Really? I've read that Dan said that on his Myspace before he deleted it, but when did Phil come out?
+PandaProductions he came out the same way i think on dailybooth...? but you cant be too sure of those things
Actually Dan and Phil both said they were bi. It was a question way way way way back and stuff
**patiently waiting for 2022**
*impatiently waits for 2022*
I'm looking forward to 2022, with youuuuuu (I'm sorry, don't worry I'm also crafting)
frens yay
in the new dil video dil proposed at 20:22
+Serenity Powell mind blown
Phil actually looks like he wants to kill Chris when he asks Tom the 2022 question lmao
I mean, Phil probably felt like he did want to kill him. . .
In Dan's coming out video he talks about 2012 and how traumatic it felt for him that people tried to pry into his personal life about his sexuality and he was afraid that he'd be outed on the internet when his family and lots of friends didn't yet know about his sexuality. Considering this was filmed just the year after, well. . . ! Phil is obviously very protective of Dan and although he, according to his own coming out video, has been out in private since Uni, he has waited until now to come out in public, probably just to give Dan time to come to terms with his sexuality and come out to his family. Phil also has his own experience of being outed rather than getting to come out himself. Therefore I'd imagine he'd be pretty pissed at Chris for outing their relationship in public for a joke. This is one of the last collab videos DNP did with Chris and their friendship infamously died in the latter half of 2013 for unknown reason (although Chris has said it was because of bad choices he did...). Not sure if this video was the entire reason for that but I think we can guess it was a contributing factor and I'm sure Phil was seething.
Yeah it was quite odd . They were hanging out together and making videos with each other and then it all came to an unexpected halt.
@@JOHN91043353 i dont think either were pissed because everyone knew about the shipping and im sure eveybody recognised it as a joke, theres no need to make it a big deal. chris wasn't oUtInG them
@@emmyjemmy4208 no but it literally was unnecessary, had nothing geeky, and was the ONLY personal question in the entire show
So does Tom honestly. He begrudgingly gives an answer in like a quiet voice
“Are you feeling hot?”
“Yes.”
*”good.”*
*stares into camera with a terrified look*
“What are Star Trek fans affectionately known as?”
“nerds”
“Correct.”
"Who was best man at dan and Phils wedding"
Dan: *laughs*
Phil: * makes a face that just says "dan stop laughing"*
Both: CHRIS YOU LIL SHIT
WASD lol yup😂
"you can't use that, you're the doctor!"
"your mum"
😂 beautiful
Abhipsha Sahu that was the most Dan comment ever 😂
I just went "are you my mummy?"
Here's is le time stamp: 13:35
Abhipsha Sahu 😂😂
Am I the only one who realizes that 1.)Everytime Dan did something they would turn the camera to Phil. 2.) Dan and Phil are so awkward without each other (ps anyone in 2018 watching this 😂👌🏻)
can't relate, 2020 now
@@fungione cant relate 2021 now
@WeShouldAllStanNamjoon can't relate 2023 now
I remember teenage me fangirling over this, thinking 2022 is so far away.... And here we are
I thought this was the coolest mix of TH-camrs ever pffttt I haven’t seen this since it came out and I’m quoting it somehow I must’ve watched it a lot bahaha I forgot some of them even existed 10/10
All the comments are about 2022 or when dan said ur mom 😂😂
Can we just appreciate Chris's originality and sense of humor?
amazingdilisnotonfire yes, yes we can
amazingdilisnotonfire please
Armyy ✌️😄
A R M Y
Yoongi
And yes we can.
nobody:
phandom: "tHiS hItS dIfFeReNt NoW"
Doppio Vinegar Sometimes we use an alternate saying “ it wacks unfamiliarly”
@@mae3369 *IM wEeZiNg*
"what's th at on the bucket?"
"it's a starfish"
"so its a magical bucket"
could we kinda chill about the whole wedding joke and just appreciate how amazingly well thought out and original this is and just all of the humor is actually funny and not just dick jokes
I no all the comments are about Dan and Phil like tom and jack and Charlie I forget the other man's name and Chris were hilarious Dan and Phil wornt really don't get me wrong I love Dan and Phil but it's just annoying
wow you're not in the phandom are you.. dont worry all we do is take over the internet
pia van de Schaft actually I've been in the Dan and Phil fan base for around 3 years, in my opinion they're just friends honestly, but I'm just explaining that this video is brilliant, and it's just kind of immature to obsess over one joke
Delaney The TH-cam Addict yes but i think quite a few people mean it ironnically which might make the problem less annoying
pia van de Schaft I do see your point on that
16:18 Dans laugh kills me he's like "Hahahaha must keep laughing so I don't look suspicious" and then Phil is just like "Yup dan we better get married in 2022 or else we are so breaking up" 😂😂
THANK YOU FOR LINKING I CAME HERE FOR IT XD
can't wait to see the terrifying crossbreed between chris and pj
Back when Charlie, Dan, and Phil were all straight men haha another universe truly
Me: * going up an escalator while watching this*
Chris: " who was the best man at dan and phills wedding?"
Me: * falls down escalator *
ItzAmberLicious Now you and Dan can have matching scars
Wow, are you okay?
Are you dead?????
Phan Trash
😂😂😂
o.o
16:19
*Kicks down door*
*Flips table*
*Throws lamp*
*Breaks tv*
*Drop kicks little brother*
REAL SHIT
Edit: The fact I'm getting so many likes on a comment for this video is like my dream thank you bless
GODDAMN IT 😂 best comment ever
I Write Phanfics Nøt Tragedies Same thø
NO IT'S ALL FAKE JESUS BECKY
Me too 😂😂😂
I Write Phanfics Nøt Tragedies same😂
literally every phannie after watching this: hiTs DifFEreNt
AND WHAT??
"What's that on the bucket"
"It's a star fish"
"So its a magical bucket
*gm sweating and flipping pages* " Ahum.....no"
"No checking me out"
*Dan looks at the butt"
mikiyachi2 yeah he only spoke to dan
BI BI BI BI BI
Le butt
Well that hits differently after last week's video
Anyone else notice how uncomfortable and awkward Dan and Phil seemed to be throughout the entire video? It's because they're not close enough.
yass
Yep
Yesss
Jesus I didn't even think of that but I noticed it
+Alyssa Traina same
the joke about dan and phil getting married in 2022 aged extremely well. dan literally talked about a shotgun wedding just last week lmao.
let's not forget the mushy pea divorce
yeah, I'm just waiting for the wedding announcement lol I know that probs won't happen but I can dream
I love Tom just jumping to all of the conclusions during Cave Systems and Fire Lizards.
"Now, he has a gate, so one can assume he is a farmer. Farmers always need buckets! Wait, what's that on the bucket?"
"It's a starfish."
"So it's a magical bucket."
Everyones talking about the Phan wedding but im still laughing about "he is very wet and confused and you've ruined his birthday."
😂😂
im still laughing about "your mum"
"You can't use that, You're the doctor!"
"Your mum" XD
Alex McMahon I love that bit.Its such a typical ***** response
Becca K IKR
“You can’t use it, you’re the Doctor.”
“Ya mum.”
I can’t believe it’s 2022 right now because that felt soo far away when I first watched this
As a d&d nerd, that campaign would be considered a win compared to the tragedies that my poor character has gone through
Do go on.
In terms of this post, pro tip: do not stand in a building as it’s being magically constructed, you may suffocate in a wall and lose a few limbs….
🎵 cave systems and fire lizards!
Watch yourself in the caves!......there's lizards!🎵
Will I be the flower boy?
Y E S !
yes dil, yes you will x3
YOU WILL BE THE MOST ADORABLE FLOWER BOY!!! YOUR DADS CAN BUY YOU A LITTLE TUX AND ASDFGHJKLIUYTREWAQSDFGH
Yes Dilly who else would it be?
so long as I am the bridesmaid
2022 is next year, the phandom will come back for this moment
it’s almost time boys
we're fuckin back baby
this video alone shaped a huge part of my personality
3:00 Tom's quiet "piss off" as his gets hit in the face by an owl stuffed animal tied to a string is my favorite thing every
Okay, I understand why you guys are freaking out about 2022, but can we just STOP and APPRECIATE the humor and creativity in this? This video was hilarious, not only that, it's EXTREMELY unique. Pure gold.
Mango Draws True
Here here . Chris is so creative
Yes! Agree!
Look nobody is detracting the humor and creativity in the video just for commenting the wedding part asshole
@@andrealvt94 yes, some people are
8 years later this is still my comfort video
2:23 well that turned out to be a lie 😂❤🎉
Petition for Dan to be the next Doctor
I will sign this petition and force my family to sign it
yesss
Everyone will sign
he would be so sassy
monsters: WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER THE EAR-
Dan: Oh can you just shut the fuck up already Im being all smart and stuff over here
He'd have an existential crisis and just lay on the TARDIS floor
when TH-cam red didn't exist.
Edit - I forgot about this post and found it with 105 likes 😁
Chris is such a charismatic host, and this concept is brilliant. 2013 me truly understated (or didn't understand the references) of this masterpiece. Wish Chris would make more quiz shows!
Having watched this when it came out and now hearing them reference 2022 as something far in the future is really making me realise how old I have gotten
We're all so old now 😭
Am I the only one that really wants to play "Cave systems and fire lizards"
Can I join you?
Can i play with you as well?
Nope, can I play? 😂
Yeah i do anyone down for a game of cave systems and fire lizards!
Phil is so awkward without Dan he is adorable❤️❤️
every time someone says a something about how dan and phil cant living without eachother or something my mind goes straight to ruby and sapphire from steven universe lmao
They both look so awkward
it’s finally time, it’s 2022
This many years later, Chris Kendall is still so funny.
I clicked on the video saying that most of the comments were going to be the Phandom talking about 2022...i was right
Emily Howlter Same here!
Emily Ross same!
But did you see how uncomfortable and embarrassed dan and phil looked? It was painful
it's finally 2022. doing a rewatch to manifest
This was highkey ahead of its time
chris to dan: "awh you look really good"
*camera zooms in on phil*
i mean
orbitskies what? Which part is that?
Symetrically Green 18:14 m8!
DJ Derp Cat ooh! Thanks! Oh Phil's face tho
hahahahahahhahahahah
Chris: oh Dan you look really good
(Camera: switches to show Phil)
Phil: ...(*heart eyes*)
Yup
*love-eyes
+Marshmallow.love heart-eyes Howell love-eyes Lester
WHEN
+Amazing jessica is Not on fire 18:13-18:14 for chris's 'you look really good comment' 18:15 for love eyes lester !!!!!
damn we all rlly came back for 2022
Hits different
phils face in the 2022 question tho
Athena howlett yesss xD
ikr dan was like I AM READY and phil was like war
wHEN IS IT I DONT HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING PLS HELP
16:20 ish
thanks =D (turns out I did have time, false alarm). but thank you anyway
I'm looking forward to 2022 with you ~
NOOOOO
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
Phil's Eyelash YOUR NAME IS AMAZING
Thank you, thank you
*bows*
*hits her head on table*
*proceeds to craft*
Nicola Productions I know that song!!
Nicola Productions i couldve made it on my own but you were like my stepping stone
when i joined the phandom 2022 was five years away-
“There’s no girls on the panel” actually…
Phil's face after the twenty twenty two literaLLY SCREAMS "CHRIS THEY WERENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT"
OMG IKR
I hate you. Disapointed llama. :(
+Maddiesfangirlingllamas Forever We're all llama's here.
+Miranda is a cartoonist and you can tell it's Dan nervously laughing bc he doesn't laugh like that
+Lindsay C (lindsaylester) ikr phil and him are like "whut" they dont know how to react
When the got to the Dan and Phil marriage question I think I died
We all did hun, we all did
Seaweed Brain same I stopped breathing for a moment
Seaweed Brain, r u a Percy Jackson fan by any chance?
the pjo fandom is everywhere
Yes we're everywhere
guys its 2022.
God 2019 seemed so far away at the time, now we’re just waiting until 2022...
Phil is so cute as pikachu I just can't
Phil is so cute as phil
Phil is so Phil
Don't you mean, "I can't even. "? Sorry, that was a very, very bad pun, I'm just going to leave now.
Ikr
you mean you can't even...
almost all of the comments are just about Dan and Phil...
Phanic! At The Twentyøne Killjoys tru dat
Like come on.. I love Dan and Phil and all but like Chris is great too, he so creative but all of the comments are about "omg can't Wait til 2022!!1!1!" And it kinda gets annoying sometimes
Phanic! At The Twentyøne Killjoys You just have to accept that once they're in a video, none of the comments are going to be about anyone else.
Phanic! At The Twentyøne Killjoys Where's Wally? Chris: Uh...in your Pants? Also I love your name.
fangirl With a dream thanks :P
“You can’t use that, you’re the doctor”
*YOUR MUM*
Not to be that person but if they actually got secretly married in 2022 it would be the best meme 😂😂
😂😂😂
yes. I want them to get married this year purely for the meme
@@emmabringhurst9325 omg Thankyou for reminding me of this 🤣 happy 2022
Comments: 97% phan and phan wedding 1% tomska 1% Chris 1% the actual show
Cynthia Lin I apologise on the behalf of the phandom, we have some crazy members but not all of us are like that
I love how Dan and Phil don't fight the fact that they're gonna get married in 2022 b/c I'll be there and my fellow Phan shippers will be there too
See you there then I guess...
See you there too
See you there! Phil looks a bit horrified but Dan looks like he's into it.
yeah, i think dan was planning that, or told chris to say it :)
Definitely being hinted at, it was wedding confetti at the end :3
CHRIS PREDICTED EVERYTHING
im literally 20 and well over my dan and phil phase but still thinking about this ngl
Same
My heart broke when Phil didn't get as many cheers as Dan.
Same...
mine too bro
ikr :( I love my da- I mean philly
Phil deserves more love 100%. He is funny, cheerfull, make me and many other people smile, kind awkward and a pure ray of cute sunshine!
Same ;-;
My cheeks hurt now from smiling so much and my jaw hurts from laughing so much. Tell me I'm not the only one XD
Trust me you're not the only one
What an iconic piece of internet history
2022 is three months away and we are all dying
In 2022 can all the Phan shippers just have a huge meet up in London and try to find Dan and Phil
PLEASE
Omg yes!
Im already saving my money. c:
I'm not a shipper but I will go to get the whole thing on camera.
I'll be there!