ofcourse i am, i started watching your channel ever since i saw that hitman video( the japanese one) and you made me laugh a lot. thanks a lot for creating this stuff
I've lost count of how many times I've been at a party with a gun in one hand & an apple in the other & people won't get naked. Even when I ask nicely.. You'd think a secluded island full of suspicious billionaires would have more manners. Society really has gone to the dogs.
7:47 “This is why your whole bloody gender is falling behind.” *stares at lady for a moment before shooting her in the face* I love this man. The amazing work of art that is displayed here is just priceless.😂
The one guy who walked into the bathroom then said he doesn't see anything suspicious reminds me of the last scene in Batman when the guy walked into the room, stared at Batman then walked out and said he didn't see anything. 😹😹😹
5:12 the way it cuts to the bathroom being filled with a lot of dead corpses in a matter of seconds is just ridiculously funny to me! XD Crusty may be going insane in these VR games, but I love it as he's able to express himself like a maddened Jack Sparrow after drinking spiced rum!
Here's our fabulous Crusty with another magnificent video! Thank you Crusty for your fabulousness always able to put a smile on my face. Each one is a masterpiece! I hope you have the most fantastic of days. Already can't wait for the next video! 😁
17:55 had me curling up😂 when she said he deserved better and crusty said no he didn't he was a vile sickening peice of sh*t that's something you dont say at a funeral lol
Sir, your timing and delivery of comedy is top notch with this one, and to top it all off with a “Cobra Commander” style gloved fist at the top was epic.
This is so awesome, like always! Thank you for the funniest and most entertaining content on TH-cam 😀👍 I'm so so grateful! Every day i go to your account just to check if there's something new. I've seen everything on this channel and now I'm watching all content from your other TH-cam and your live's from twitch
If I took a shot every time some random claimed he sounds like Jack Sparrow, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning about 10 videos ago. Which is kinda stupid since he does not sound like Jack Sparrow at all.
Let us all take a moment to appreciate the pianist playing till the end amid this Chaos😂😂😂 Legends say that their grandfather's also went down with the Titanic..
Guard (presumably) notices 2 people go into bathroom, then hears a commotion. Guard arrives to find only 1 person in said bathroom, along with a pool of blood and an obvious bullet hole in the wall. Guard: "Well ok, nothing suspicious about this..." Guard then goes back to guarding, maybe...
OMFG...i was eating some ice cream when '10 MINUTES LATER' flashed on screen, and it cut to a rest room full of dead bodies.....I very nearly choked! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine the immersion someday soon when you could carry on an intelligent conversation with an npc in VR and build relationships and interact with them 🤗
It's kinda doable right now, we need to combine speech recognition with GPT/Character AI and TTS. And all that in, say, Skyrim-like VR? Imagine trying to talk NPCs into betraying other NPCs or into divulging secrets, lol.
Crusty tried making friends and this is what happens I hope you're all happy
Any vid from you makes us happy🙂🙂
Very much so, Sir.
ofcourse i am, i started watching your channel ever since i saw that hitman video( the japanese one) and you made me laugh a lot. thanks a lot for creating this stuff
Crusty I'm crying.
You could say I'm happy.
"Mine" oh my gosh I peed
Ahhh, but tormenting the NPC's is just so much more fun! They knew how to design this game, for sure...
How he instantly snatched the the token from her hand had me dying💀
"That's why your gender is falling down"
(Silence)
*Shot in the face
She had that one coming.
The the😱
LMAO
the following banter really sounds like how jack sparrow would justify that.
"I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps"
I was in tears!
They're not even self adhesive
me too
what the neighbours are thinking here god only knows😂😂😂
1:47 “They look disgusting, but I’m looking to train my gag reflex this evening.”
Most nickable line I’ve heard in a long time. Solid gold. 😂
Oh no I must disagree. The most nickable line is "now remove the clothes, while I lubricate the donkey" 🤣
@@Veyron_fan No its I can see your post-box but don,t wanna pay the stamps.
Leaves a whole bathroom full of bodies, without worrying.
Kills a single person - "I'll hide your body in here. People tend to frown upon corpses" 🤣
I grew as a person 🙂
@@IAmCrusty they'll just think the bathroom is where the event is taking place
😂imagine
"OK... I don't see anything suspicious..."!!! 🤔 😂 😁
@@nickthelick standing in a pool of blood while saying that too
7:09-7:20 had me straight up dying. "MINE" runs off with the damn coin, followed by the pause just before capping her ass xD great stuff Crusty! :)
The greatest hitman of all time. He makes strangling people look so effortless.
"I don't have time for frisky tag, just give up your molecules and sleep forever!"
Your turns of phrase! You sir, are a wordsmith.
How does he manage to surprise us with how he interprets the level
Guard - “I need backup!”
Crusty - “And I need to ascend…give me your skin!” 😂 priceless
I've lost count of how many times I've been at a party with a gun in one hand & an apple in the other & people won't get naked. Even when I ask nicely.. You'd think a secluded island full of suspicious billionaires would have more manners.
Society really has gone to the dogs.
It's the snobbery yesterday gets me. Show me winkie!
@@IAmCrusty 😂
Just imagine his neighbours listening to this without any context 😳
That might be why they avoid eye contact and run inside when I open the door
Imagine your neighbors being able to hear you at all...
@@TheHitman- lol pretty common for most people, unless your a richy rich or inherited a house with decent land
@@TheHitman- yea pretty standart in europe
So my neighbor at 2 am
7:47 “This is why your whole bloody gender is falling behind.”
*stares at lady for a moment before shooting her in the face*
I love this man. The amazing work of art that is displayed here is just priceless.😂
Omg gender equalized rofl😂😂
Ajajajajaj
She definitely deserved it more than most. *by that I mean most of his victims are just minding their own business
LOL
So satisfying!
Hilarious how you went from telling everyone to take off their clothes to seeing Zoe’s legs and saying “Goodness gracious, my lady! I am married” 😂
It amazes me that you haven't won some kind of acting award, I mean seriously the content you make crusty, ✨ artwork ✨
We have him on film! "How many more are out there?"
This Chanel is criminally underrated. You deserve like 10 times the subscribers.
Fr tho he sounds kinda like jack sparrow
He dose
@@Rotten_Water_ yeah
@@thedrumchef5332 Never know! Maybe Johnny Depp watched his videos to create the voice for his character
They coming, I just found the page a week ago, been here alooot lol long as he don't stop more peop.......🤣 I'm sorry he just slapped a bitch 😭 🤣
The improvised genius that is Crusty, a masterclass in comedic timing, other platitudes are available.
That he sounds a tad like Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow and just instantly smacked this dude at the begin had me in stitchs.
The level of detail and timing on Crusty’s editing is fantastic ❤️
12:09 I love how she looks over at the perfect timing lmao
A torrid well paced love story, tense and chilling belied by it's simple beautiful storytelling style. 10/10 Would watch again.
7:46 and the following event was so hilarious i had tears coming out
Crusty always makes me laugh to tears "I can see your post box but I dont wanna pay for stamps" 😂😂😂
This is absolutely hilarious. He's like Jack Sparrow meets Jason Statham 🤣🤣🤣
7:02 You've got stuff on you. I love stuff! Get out the way. Coins! this is my favorite crusty quote so far!
8:08 also this quote: look how many coins you had! im flabbergasted. i am flabbergasted. this will be my way into the perversion society.
Oh! to be able to create the dialogue you do while playing these! You sir, are a wordsmith and your escapades are endlessly entertaining.
9:27 “The corpse party shall continue until you all show me your WEENKIES and your FOO FOO’s”! 🤣
Yeah that was brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂
"Now THERE'S a man who looks like he is high up on the golden ladder of shit!" - IamCrusty best quote ever
This is amazing. You've even got the physical comedy down in VR. Well done, mate.
"I can see your post box and I don't wish to pay for stamps!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
OR
10 minutes later....
*scene with restroom full of dead guests
🤯🤣🤣🤣
Crusty back with some more hitman, always love to see these
"I can see your postbox and I do not wish to pay for stamps" I gotta remember that one
9:26 😂 I was expecting that and crusty didn't disappoint!
The one guy who walked into the bathroom then said he doesn't see anything suspicious reminds me of the last scene in Batman when the guy walked into the room, stared at Batman then walked out and said he didn't see anything. 😹😹😹
5:12 the way it cuts to the bathroom being filled with a lot of dead corpses in a matter of seconds is just ridiculously funny to me! XD Crusty may be going insane in these VR games, but I love it as he's able to express himself like a maddened Jack Sparrow after drinking spiced rum!
Here's our fabulous Crusty with another magnificent video!
Thank you Crusty for your fabulousness always able to put a smile on my face.
Each one is a masterpiece!
I hope you have the most fantastic of days. Already can't wait for the next video! 😁
The pirate line is brilliant my man 😂
5:27 that edit was exquisite
17:55 had me curling up😂 when she said he deserved better and crusty said no he didn't he was a vile sickening peice of sh*t that's something you dont say at a funeral lol
I've watched this so many times and still laugh. It's the slap on the chaps arse "good man, looking fancy" that does it.
I love all your videos, but I think Hitman is my favorite. You make him out to be such a raging psychopath, I love it! Stay crazy Crusty!
1:41 “this is the way, of an orrrrrrgy” 😂
The way you said it has me in tears lol
Sir, your timing and delivery of comedy is top notch with this one, and to top it all off with a “Cobra Commander” style gloved fist at the top was epic.
I love you crusty, thank you once again for the laughs and the joy your videos bring.
I am so stealing “this is all the small talk I’m prepared to make.”
This is so awesome, like always! Thank you for the funniest and most entertaining content on TH-cam 😀👍 I'm so so grateful!
Every day i go to your account just to check if there's something new. I've seen everything on this channel and now I'm watching all content from your other TH-cam and your live's from twitch
Your support is awesome and I appreciate it!
Few people can so well provide me with the dose of vicariously lived insanity that I need to peacefully exist in society
"THE CORPSE PILING SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL YOU ALL SHOW ME YOUR WINKIES AND YOUR FUFUS"
Guy walks into the bathroom, sees a crazy man and blood stains all over. "I don't see anything suspicious. Please don't kill me"
2:40min WELL EVERYBODY!
remove the clothing i will grease up the donkey!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i am rolling in tears here!
so many Priceless moments top ones for me was the coin snatch from the ladies hand, and the butt slap to that one chap lmao.
This one was SO good! Top tier acting from the great man himself ;-)
8:21 This fella realized he was in a Crusty video and decided to pretend he didn't see the blood.
Smart man.
If the Joker was cast by Jack Sparrow you would get Crusty, and I love that.
If I took a shot every time some random claimed he sounds like Jack Sparrow, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning about 10 videos ago. Which is kinda stupid since he does not sound like Jack Sparrow at all.
"You will shock the worms." Why did THAT get me laughing?
Crusty talking about Micheal immediately reminded me of how Loki was telling the story about faking his own death on Sakarr 😂
"You're starting to freak me out"
My man we are seventeen minutes through this video
Driving across Texas... I NEEDED THIS! Thank you
Let us all take a moment to appreciate the pianist playing till the end amid this Chaos😂😂😂
Legends say that their grandfather's also went down with the Titanic..
You know the food's bad when no one cuts infront crusty when he's trying to order.
All the signs add up!
8:27 this had me in tears 😂😂😂 only just found your channel, but thanks for the laughs! Amazing content 😂😂
When he said “I don’t trust the mayonnaise” I burst into laughter
How does he speak so elegantly yet improperly at the same time
I was so depressed and nothing was helping, and then I came across this video. I don't know why, but you reminded me of Wilfred. Thank you! 😂
That "I" at the starting note on the stage was amazing my brain is tired so that stood out the most to me for the wow factor :)
Who's the loser now😂😂😂 I had to watch that part twice 😂 pure gold
6:52 Rich woman dies so dramatically...
😂
Your hitman VR episode are so funny, they make me laugh. Its more funnier then watching a TV comedy sitcom
It’s like jack sparrow had an aneurism, got transported into the future, and is now having a constant mental breakdown
Guard (presumably) notices 2 people go into bathroom, then hears a commotion.
Guard arrives to find only 1 person in said bathroom, along with a pool of blood and an obvious bullet hole in the wall.
Guard: "Well ok, nothing suspicious about this..." Guard then goes back to guarding, maybe...
The guard what himself and ran away.
I can see your postbox and I don't wish to pay for stamps... OMG...it is GENIUS!
Crusty has the most humongous brain in existence!!!
Nothing but well executed flow of script of dark humor with highly embelished opertunity from the social mechanics in this game.
You're a legend
I just simply can't get enough of his grandiose hand gestures when hes making his psychotic decisions.
When Crusty started singing about gravy, I fucken died 🤣🤣🤣. I look forwards to see your videos, I’m glad I came across you
"Just forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" xD
5:20 - I love how all the guards would run into the bathroom only to get massacred on entry...
Why do I feel like I’m watching an even crazier pagan min pov (in a good way) I love it 😂😂
Probably the most demented video yet. Also, the best to date. "My choice of lubrication is violence ". Pure poetry...
"No! No more than that you will shock the worms..."
My man you are demented. I love it.
“You look like a space age dustbin “
Crusty 2022
Had me crying and laughing throughout. Keep up the amazing chaos you beautiful soul.
You need more recognition
"This cake looks awful" 😂
"I'm planning on training my gag reflex this evening." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. Thats comedy gold.
OMFG...i was eating some ice cream when '10 MINUTES LATER' flashed on screen, and it cut to a rest room full of dead bodies.....I very nearly choked!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can´t believe I watched this till the end...LMAO
Thats so cool. This sounds like the beginning of an enemy of batman. The partycrusher.
"I can see your post box, and I don't wish to pay for stamps." Lmao
Imagine the immersion someday soon when you could carry on an intelligent conversation with an npc in VR and build relationships and interact with them 🤗
You won't need real life anymore! Game life will be better.
It's kinda doable right now, we need to combine speech recognition with GPT/Character AI and TTS. And all that in, say, Skyrim-like VR? Imagine trying to talk NPCs into betraying other NPCs or into divulging secrets, lol.
fuck man I'm laughing so hard ... I did not at all expect this
he like hell no i outta here: 1:58
My favourite Crusty is back at it again 😁
Crusty as Captain Jack sparrow, playing as Hitman Agent 43. This is just hilarious. 😂
@21:19 🤺Too Conspicuous🤺
Ah, I see you have not met Crusty
Grandkids: "What did you do for fun when you were younger?"
Crusty: " Ran around in VR killing people because they wouldn't show me their winkies"
he aint that young
Thats Jack Sparrow on heavy drugs lol
"He deserved better." - "Ah, no he didn't."
“ I don’t see anything suspicious” and the door closes with blood all over it
New subscriber!!! This is uproariously funny. This looks like the most advanced VR experience to me.
The way you took that coin had me in tears, omg.
"Forfeit your molecules and sleep forever" 🤣