I Survived a Kangaroo Attack
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Sorry i havent been posting much! Weve been getting 6 animals on average per day! Some days we get 12! The busy season Is amogus.
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Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝
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BEST ALTERNATIVE TITLE WINS A FREE HORSE TOOTH!!!! 🧏♂️🤫‼️
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This Kangaroo saved my Pregnancy! (Gone Wild)
I GET EATEN BY A SNAKE (WINTER DIES)
CHUCKING MY DUCK LIKE A BASEBALL (GONE WRONG)
UNCLE BEN GETS PREGNANT!?!?1? (big python eats gort)
Petition to get Garbonzo Beans a catapult:
Lol
Trebuchet.
angry birds
Can it be a slingshot instead so it's like Angry Birds?
Yasssss! And let’s get him a little hat with goggles!
I never expected the horror twist of rats scurrying around for food just to be dropped as food into the lair of a hungry dinosaur. The absolute terror.
Lol, was looking for this comment.
A terrifyingly effective mouse trap…
Agreed 👆
Worst luck for a rat - you’re just going into a barn to forage for scraps, and there’s a goddamn _alligator_ in there haha
He was just joking. Those are Baby Gronk claw marks.
Big ounce statue being built in Washington DC fo today
First reply real
Respect our troops and Big Ounce 🇺🇲🫡 Thank you for your service big ounce.
I miss Big Ounce. There's a void without his yahoos...
Thanks for your service big ounce the world Will never forget you
I live in Luray . My wife and I were in DC.. The traffic was so backed up. Millions were coming to see The Big Ounce Statue Fo Day.. Truly breathtaking 💋💋💋. Love you Big Ounce
I love the contrast of "The owner was too scared to touch him" being surrounded by footage of the snake crawling all over you without a care in the world
Ahh but I’m assuming he knows the rules. We kept a fat burm, Domino, who was gentle when fed, but could move like a locomotive to attack when he was hungry and could smell food. We’d also leave him be when he was going through a shed and couldn’t see properly. We’d let him slink round the house when he was fed. He had a special interest in the washing machine when it was running.
"Owner was too scared to touch him."
Literally the friendliest snake I have ever seen on my entire history of the internet.
It's more of the owner's fear of snakes than the attitude of the snake.
I don't think it's a ball python though. Seems more like a Burmese or something. I don't think BPs usually get that big.
@@helpIthinkmylegsaregoneDefinitely NOT a Ball Python lol. I think Ben was trolling 😂
My Dumeril Boa is also very easy to handle, although he's only a little over 5 ft.
Matthew 3 2:
“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
John 3 16-17:
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him
John 14 6:
Jesus replied: I am the way the truth and the life,no one comes to the Father except through me.
2:10 the way Patrick pops out of nowhere is amazing
Patrick jumpscare alert! ⚠️
I was just reading this comment when it popped up on the screen so I had to rewind
"Patrick my son" 🦌
Good to see that Kevin is back to full fury, pure rage and anger
his rage feels right ya know!
Despite all his rage he still just Kevin stuck in a cage...
New lyrics to a old song.
He's like a feathered Doom Guy
Roaming the back alleys
I've been peeping this channel for a while now. Why is Kevin so angry?...LoL
Kids! Wake up! It's uncle ben!
Baba looey
Wake up…
I was just thinking about that!!!
For real
@@th3roomi342grab a brush and put a little make up!
Uncle Ben casually dropping what is one of my favorite episodes already:
- Garbanzo Beans focused
- Garbanzo Beans cute wife
- Da Baby fight
- Da Baby's son main shots
- Kevin's jump attack
- Several Kevin's little noises
- Arthur's recovery
- Random snake on head
you forgot to add the links
- Water and Worms
1:59 that’s such horrendous luck for a rat - you’re just going into a barn to forage for some scraps, and they’ve got a goddamn _alligator_ in there haha
Bruh the snake constricting uncle bens head caught me off guard lol
Let's hope he doesn't Carradine himself with it
I’m not mistaken when I say it is a reticulated python right?
@@redhog8419Definitely looks more like a reticulated than a ball.
@@redhog8419I was also thinking retic
@@GuyNamedSean well I know for certain it’s not a ball python and I assumed it was a reticulated python because my brother used to own a 17 ft long reticulated python that looked similar
But I wasn’t sure since he got rid of it nearly 12yrs ago and I’m having trouble remembering
That's one happy ducky 🦆
Also the snake looks like a Reticulated Python morph rather than a Ball Python
pretty sure thats the joke. Super well behaved for a retic too
Yeah, I was thinking that as well but then I remember Uncle Ben likes to tease about calling snakes different breed names that what they actually are, 😂 but still good to know for anyone who’s not familiar with the urban rescue lore or knowledge about snakes. 😊
I love how the old owner was apparently scared of it despite it being so immensely chill lol
@@carmandirdareally chill snake, don't understand the old owner at all
maybe a superdwarf retic? seems a bit small for a metic
Congratulations on the baby, Uncle Ben.
I’m so proud of uncle Ben, this is the 347th time he gave birth to a baby.
@@LSJasonVKTV and still has his youthful figure on top of that!
Da baby?
@@wanster2010 all of da babies
Matthew 3 2:
“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
John 3 16-17:
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him
John 14 6:
Jesus replied: I am the way the truth and the life,no one comes to the Father except through me.
I love that Pattrick has enough proper table-side etiquette to flip the water bowl when done ❤
Patrick: always based. 👍
"We did it! We took the crack house and made a farm!" 😂😂😂
Lord bless UB and all the animals at The Urban Rescue Ranch! Amen! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
To think, the man came from driving a bus and working out of a crack house to running an actual, fully-functional wildlife rehab center. That’s passion and commitment at work, for you.
What?!! I’m new to the channel can you explain more of the details please of how he came to be? Please I’m fascinated
@katherineyork2765 do yourself a solid, go back in the catalog to where he's in his house with a roommate working out of his backyard. I got lucky a couple years ago, stumbling onto one of his shorts on Instagram and the chaotic and hilarious visuals had me needing to learn more. This channel is everything good in the world and the journey from start to finish has been hard to believe but truly tonic for thr soul
@@Adamclark17223 go sort his vids to the oldest and, yeah, he started out with nothing but a bus and a crackhouse. kevin and karen were in the backyard and he wasn't allowed to rehab wildlife because at that point he didnt have permits. now look at the progress!
@@Nathan-sh1zg that is absolutely INCREDIBLE ❤️ I’m so proud and amazed with everything they have done. It’s really the type of people this world needs right now with everything this country is going through. Thank you for the update and information Nathan 😊
@@Nathan-sh1zg Damn that's impressive.
7:15 its surreal seeing Dream standing around the fields of the urban rescue ranch as if he were an animal himself
😂lmao
THE FROG MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BUT IT ADDS THE LORE TO THE RANCH😭💀
whoa there sailor
The frog ate my extended family 😔
The frog is always nice only if you liked the video
That frog warned me once about my extended family and now they're gone..
You better take that frog seriously.
He's not joking around.
Matthew 3 2:
“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
John 3 16-17:
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him
John 14 6:
Jesus replied: I am the way the truth and the life,no one comes to the Father except through me.
Awwwww, I so happy that equine sanctuaries have reached out to help. You have done Arthur such a good turn, but she will be happier with a herd. It's a beeeyuuuuteefull thing you've done and are doing, Uncle Ben.
7:32 Looks like Dababy has his own ball python
lol
Matthew 3 2:
“Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand
John 3 16-17:
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him might not perish but might have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him
John 14 6:
Jesus replied: I am the way the truth and the life,no one comes to the Father except through me.
@@Jesuslovesyou-316-p1wbro wth
@@Jesuslovesyou-316-p1w Amen🙏🙏✝✝
Garbonzo Beans' undying love for you and unadulterated joy at being thrown in the air like a handful of glitter gives me so much happiness.
Ikr!! 😍🤩😍
I think i have not watched in like 2 years but it feels like I never stopped. Karen still gobbling glizzys, Kevin and Dababy are still fighters, our Boy mentioned the crackhouse and is even still screaming at lemons at the end.
Feels like home.
You missed the entire Big Ounce arc
I totally relate! (although it's been less time..maybe a 6 months to a year) I started rewatching a week or so ago and I can't get enough. I kinda wanna go back and binge watch to catch up on what I've missed. He's come so far!
@@adamk.7177 what happened to Big Ounce anyway, I haven't been watching for half a year so I don't know what he's up to now
@@tanuki_sleep He's now grazing in the great prairie in the sky
@@tanuki_sleep He was an old prairie dog that finally decided to Yahoo up in heaven.
The duck is my favorite animal on the farm. I didnt know ducks could be this cute.
The pond is REALLY nice. The whole property is coming along so well! Inspires me and my small operation here!
Patrick Bateman is getting so big
The horns on that boy!
@@__-be1gk Horns are looking fantastic 🤌
@@__-be1gkthey're going to look so amazing when they're fully grown I can't wait
Uncle Ben you did a GREAT job with your first equine rescue. She looks great in a very short time, especially for an older horse. God Bless you for restoring her health and giving her a chance to enjoy her golden years!
If you get another duck you should name it chickpea, because that’s another name for a garbanzo bean.
I never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me.
@@absentstars474 ... Huh- .. oh. Hmm.
@@absentstars474you didn't pay for education either.
if you did, I'd suggest a refund.😊
@@TemmiePlays its okay to say you dont get it
@@absentstars474
It's not a good one, so...
Arthur looks so good! So much healthier than initially and you did a wonderful job nursing her back to health. Cant wait to see big bounce fully too!
The ball Python gradually becoming a living hat got a good laugh outta me.
The bond that you have made with that duck is awesome man. Really speaks about your character. Those animals love you!
garbonzo is just the most precious baby🥺
Thanks for giving the snake a better home. That previous place was absolutely horrible. Love the work you do.
Your channel is so wholesome and a constant source of joy and warm happiness for me. It really shows people how good the world is and that there are kind people that love life and want to make a difference. I am truly grateful for your content and everything you do.
Sending love from Poland ! 🇵🇱 the duck throwing got my heart 🥰😂
Very kind of you. We thank you from the Ranch. Garbonzo Beans is very unique. They all have their own personalities and quarks. Adorable! 😽
3:55 I feel like that shouldn't have cracked me up but the nostalgia of Ben's "Mm Mm Mm" just flooded my brain!
"a little ball python" hahaha that's a gorgeous Retic! I hate they are illegal in my state as I would kill to get into Super Dwarf Retics. Also, that's very cool dedicating the reptile room to Brian Barcyzk. Love it!
Just order one. New England reptile are the retic goats
Yeah don't wait . If you got the spot and the patience get one
@@jonathanlallo4920 They just said they're illegal where they are. Please don't encourage people to get invasive species.
@@ZiddersRooFurrythe issue isn’t in that there are invasive. It’s that they are illegal. There’s plenty of places where they are illegal but not invasive
Seeing your land with all your animals happy and healthy, coming from such a long way from where you once were, truely inspires me.
Arthurs story really touches my heart, horses are so amazing, sending blessings and love to you and all the animals Ben 🙏
"Little ball python" procedes to show us a 5-6 foot python
UNCLE BEN: DaBaby was marking his territory. They have a scent gland high up on their chest. And wait, there’s another joey! 7:54. Love it when their little head peeks out 🦘
Is the kangaroo playing with him or serious when he's holding him?
And did he name him after the rapper?
"we're pregnant" is a crazy statement
I love your humor and the cute names for the critters!!! God bless your heart and your labor!!
i used to enjoy my dad throwing me to my mom's screams 😂 so the duck is exactly da baby
Dude your place is looking awesome! You should be proud of what you have built and what you are going to do in the future. You're amazing.
b..ball python…sure…yeah… ball pythons totally get bigger than a ball of yarn, yeah
bro it was a joke 😭🙏🙏🙏
Brother, you have come a long way. I member your first videos and all the hooes and dreams you had. You're doing the thing. Excellent work, man. Im so happy for you. Your cure for depression makes my depression go away, temporarily. Much love, be well.
1:11 basically the infinite food glitch! Lol hilarious
3:40 Orange Cat Activities tbh
Arthur is looking so good! Also, that's a reticulated python Uncle Ben! A fairly young one I think (based off the size), or potentially a dwarf reticulated python. If you end up keeping him, just make sure you have a buddy with you whenever you take him out, just in case. As a snake owner myself, I love my babies, but It's always important to be respectful of their size and strength ❤
Yeah. They also may be referring to it as something else due to restrictions on ownership where they are.
Ooooh, the baby of DaBaby 😊
Hello, Garbonza Beans! ❤
THANKS BRO FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL OF HIS CREATIONS 🙏🏾 LITERALLY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART 💜
I LOVE ANIMALS AND I LOVE ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU TAKE INTO SHOWING THEM SPECIAL LOVE AND CARE .. STAND UP STUFF MAN 🫡😅
The progress from a humble backyard to this- a reptile room, a pond, a horse- it’s beautiful and brings tears to my my tired eyes
Beautiful Woman you want your own kangaroo 💗
5:43 dude singing like an oompa loompa
A series of injuries from Alcohol, controlled substances, and dangerous sports has sidelined me for so long. Your videos have kept my ADD brain in check. Well done. ...and thank you!!
I love how throughout the video you can constantly hear Rhea noises off in the distance. I'm guessing it's way louder in person.
Arthur looks so good! Such a beautiful old mare. You did such a great job rehabilitating her!
I'm so happy to hear you're building your reptile room after Brian ❤😊
Patrick is getting so big!!!!!! It makes my heart happy knowing Garbonzo is so happy and loved❤❤❤. Arthur is looking so much better. I love the center reached out to u and want her.
1:28 *trencher moment moment*
3:53 *concerning indian bullfrog rizz moment*
4:43 *rock moment moment*
5:58 *uncle ben pog moment*
8:25 *tadpole moment*
2:27 “… it’s a Ball Python…” takes out the longest snake in the world 🤣 He will become best friends with your Saltwater Crocodile 🤣🤣
big ounce is protecting the farm from demons and ghosts, rest in peace big ounce
havent watched in a lil bit but its actually incredible how much you have grown and developed the farm congratz man and keep doin what ur doing
I love the names you give there so clever and funny my favorite is garbanzo beans
Garbanzo beans is the best beans.
Edit; love that you’re dedicating your reptile room to Brian. 😊
Hey Ben, just wanna say you inspire me so much! I’ve started my own TH-cam channel about my pets! Thanks Ben ❤
I absolutely love this channel, it's just incredible to see the huge anount of work and passion it takes to pursue a dream like this. I am absolutely in awe
The best content on TH-cam delivers another based (thankfully not cringe arrr arrr) and perfect pick of Urban life on a really awesome rescue ranch ❤
Happy to see DaBaby continuing his procreation arc. Congrats Ben on being a new dad! 🦘❤️
Thank you, Mr.Ben, for 11m 35s of depression relief. 🙏🙆🏻♀️
Beautiful Woman wants a kangaroo 💗
Everything's looking fantastic come along way you have!! 💚 thank you for sharing with us
Dababy's posture is so good when he's standing up straight. Gamers, take note
Based on the thumbnail....looks like you also survived a Kangaroo S.A......😁
I usually make fun of Croc's(the shoes) but damn it, Ben's Croc's are pretty sick.
Patricks horns look great ,nice work on arthur uncle farmer dad ben❤❤
Arthur looking really healthy now!
You have got to be incredibly generous with the amount of time and energy that you give to ALL of us. I appreciate the balance of being able to stop and breathe from laughing too long so that I can make room for oooing and awwwing all these cute interactions with your animal family❤
Queen and Poggers at the start of the video staring at Ben and following him from the other side of the fence are so adorable
Best entertainment on Two Tube!!
Have a chill weekend Ben!! ❤️
Granted I have multiple years exp volunteering for the Colorado division of wildlife, I wouldn't be watching you or Chandler and others if it wasn't for Brian. Gotta shoutout the big man! 🙌
Nothing better than a Uncle Ben video on a Friday
9:25 "No, Dream! Those ducks are too old for you!"
ball python that’s a whole reticulated python they get HUGE
7:22 I guess dababy was happy
8:10 i love how dababy is chilling and then attacks u out of nowhere
The snake looks more like a reticulated python, most ball pythons aren't that shape or that big. Hope you're ready for a 10+ foot noodle.
Uncle Ben thats a morph Retic!!! Also, hilarious when hes able to push the platform with turf and squeezes into the crack 😂😂 snake proofing is a must!!
It's adorable how much garbingo bongs loves getting thrown up into the air
Patrick is evolving into Patrock!
His Crocs are so ✨slay✨
Congrats on rehabbing Arturd Uncle Ben, she really looks happy and healthy! Hope you are able to find a great sanctuary for her to live on for the rest of her days.
That's the cutest duck I've ever seen in my life! So adorable and smart!😄
“……am now able to give him kisses on the lips without being bitten……..half the time “ 😂👏🏼👍🏼
There is no way that's a ball python. 😆
Then what is it?
@@joketsu100my balls
@@joketsu100 An Alaskan bull worm.
It's a dwarf retic
I think it's a carpet python. @@joketsu100
7:52
You know, “hopping hammock” isn’t a bad name for a kangaroo. lol
2:53 had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will keep all of this in mind for when I venture out into the Outback alone and without equipment!
Never expected the pelvic woo to be such a mighty weapon.
Garbanzo beans is my new favourite.
Love you uncle Ben!