Watch "If Weather Was People" next! 👉 infj.me/3Y9w2uE ⚠ATTENTION: if you receive a comment from someone with my profile picture and name asking you to contact/text/DM them, IT IS NOT ME. I will NEVER ask you to contact me. I hate talking to people 🤗🧡
I fuckin hated when I was in the middle of a lesson and just before I finished it, midnight rolled around and the first thing I see after the congratulations for finishing a lesson faster than 99.99999999% of people on Duolingo is that I had to replace the steak freeze I just burned. 🤬
Frank. What the heck. 🤣This was gold. Honestly, I would be extremely scared if anyone went through my notes app. Even the notes app itself. Nothing is coherent. XD DUOLINGO WAS PERFECTION. OH MY WORD. THEY REALLY WERE ALL PERFECTION. GREAT WORK!!!
I wonder what I'll find on my very old first gen iPod touch notes app 😂 My old iPad had notes with just random phone numbers. I have no clue why they were there or who they belonged to but apparently they weren't worthy of being added into the actual contacts app.
As someone who is addicted to the Notes app on his phone, that "Notes, you know his mind better than anyone else" was WAY too real. Shopping lists, to-do's, random thoughts, personal diary, deepest secrets. It's all there for me.
The part about unsolicited photos killed me. 🤣🤣🤣 Your phone thinks it knows so much, but it’s painfully unaware of breakups and life changes, and can be so random.
This is one of the best ones yet, I was going to look through the "If Things Were People" Playlist and when I saw this, I got instantly excited, it was definitely worth the excitement. This man never runs out of ideas
Hahaha! That was great! I feel like the apps are always spying on me! Headspace ✌💜 Duolingo is definitely relentless if you keep notifs on. They were all so accurate, Frank! I love the ending, it was all the PS5's fault! 😂
“See? He snoozed it!” 😂😂😂 Also, the clock app opening his mouth and that horrendous noise coming out made me jump as much as the other apps did. I hate that noise. It is the sound of stress embodies. 😐 Lolol poor Headspace. How do you know us all so well, FJ?
This was rly interesting to watch I do actually wonder what my apps would think about me xD my alarm would probably be having an existential crisis thinking it’s not useful enough bc I keep putting it on snooze every day. It would be like ‘why am I still here, just to suffer’.
This reminds me a lot of Missing movie that was playing now in theaters. Solving a mystery by means of gadgets. And this is even better, it justs neeeds one phone! Another stellar video, Frank! Can't wait to see the next one. ✨
Ok let me say that you’ve actually inspired me to start making comedy stuff cuz I don’t actually watch any comedy shows but I love these, you’re great Frank!!
Another fantastic sketch, Frank 💙 So far in my Duolingo adventure I haven't dared to miss a single day, because I just know if I miss one day I will never go back. I just suffer through it [since the update] every day. Keep going, Frank, you are doing great!
Hey Frank I just wanted to say thank you for the word of the week this week - first of all the sassy pandas comment was hilarious but also the rest of it was very inspiring and helped me take a look at my life and see things completely different so thank you I appreciate it 🙏🏻💕
0:30 my class actually plays wordle everyday. We have gotten so good at we get the word on the third and sometimes even first try. My teacher jokes that one day we will all quit our jobs and become professional wordle people
He could have just drawn a paper clock, but no, he put an actual clock on his chest, just for us. Also the alarm and voice memos not actually speaking to make their noises but instead opening their mouths and letting the sounds happen is *chef's kiss*.
Watch "If Weather Was People" next! 👉 infj.me/3Y9w2uE
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I received one of those once, thanks for the warning.
Never before have I agreed more with any statement (“i hate talking to people”)
I get those a lot and report them every time. I never for a moment thought it was you wanting to talk to me! Don't people know who you are?? ;)~
The Tinder family must really like dating a lot, there's too many of them to keep track of! 😂🤣
YEAH- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
they probably killed chuck in a fit of jealous rage
I was waiting so much for Tinder as an app to show up too 😅
All of these portrayals were accurate, especially Worldle's irrelevance, and Duolingo constantly judging you for missing a day in your streak!
3/7
for Duo
Not enough kidnapping of family members
I fell asleep before I could extend my streak last night and the next thing I knew Duolingo was yelling at me to replace the streak freeze I just used
I fuckin hated when I was in the middle of a lesson and just before I finished it, midnight rolled around and the first thing I see after the congratulations for finishing a lesson faster than 99.99999999% of people on Duolingo is that I had to replace the steak freeze I just burned. 🤬
That owl doesn’t care if you’re dead, if your ghost can learn better than your living body, that owl will kill without hesitation.
Can we just appreciate how this one man plays 16 different people so perfectly?…
Agreed! 😎👌🏻
its 16 diffrent people -_- idiot.
Yeah true, but it's not about the 16 personalities in this video though
I can, but he's no Tom Kenny.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory or Seth MacFarlane
For a moment I thought the Duolingo bird murdered him. That guy doesn't mess around 😆
I would
Not you, we are dealing with new one, but Everyone knows that old one more brutal@@Dual-Maniacs
Wouldn’t be surprised, at all
My theory was that the Duolingo Owl killed him for missing a lesson. “Spanish or vanish”. These keep getting better 😂
lol oh man i should have thought of that
That is why I did not start the spanish course
That's why I learn finnish
that is the soul reason why i learn french
@@soulless_jake540finnish or i will "finish" you
Frank. What the heck. 🤣This was gold. Honestly, I would be extremely scared if anyone went through my notes app. Even the notes app itself. Nothing is coherent. XD DUOLINGO WAS PERFECTION. OH MY WORD. THEY REALLY WERE ALL PERFECTION. GREAT WORK!!!
thanks so much!
I wonder what I'll find on my very old first gen iPod touch notes app 😂 My old iPad had notes with just random phone numbers. I have no clue why they were there or who they belonged to but apparently they weren't worthy of being added into the actual contacts app.
My notes app is just passwords and really REALLY out of context quotes.
@@TheCoffeeCrowFandango
I also use notes to write random things when there is no internet. "Capitalist flavored socialist party" ,"Salt with a pinch of sugar"
"I hope this hike is just to the fridge and back or it will ACTUALLY kill him." The health app is in fact relatable.
Sadly, same…
As someone who is addicted to the Notes app on his phone, that "Notes, you know his mind better than anyone else" was WAY too real.
Shopping lists, to-do's, random thoughts, personal diary, deepest secrets. It's all there for me.
The part about unsolicited photos killed me. 🤣🤣🤣 Your phone thinks it knows so much, but it’s painfully unaware of breakups and life changes, and can be so random.
I loved when Duolingo said “ferme le bouche!” To Headspace😂😂😂 this one was adorable, Frank!
Lol
Same lol it was hilarious
Measure app gleefully whipping out the measuring tape right after, "He's dead!" is priceless.
gotta know what size casket to order
This is one of the best ones yet, I was going to look through the "If Things Were People" Playlist and when I saw this, I got instantly excited, it was definitely worth the excitement. This man never runs out of ideas
Hahaha! That was great! I feel like the apps are always spying on me! Headspace ✌💜 Duolingo is definitely relentless if you keep notifs on. They were all so accurate, Frank! I love the ending, it was all the PS5's fault! 😂
That twist ending. I never would have guessed he was actually able to get a PS5!
@@TheQwuilleran Haha, ikr?
haha thanks, im glad you enjoyed it!
The way i cracked so hard at this 😂 this was golden, and really put a smile on my face, thank you frank 🥰✨
glad to bring a smile to your face! 🧡
Your videos always bring a smile to my face 🥰✨
“See? He snoozed it!” 😂😂😂
Also, the clock app opening his mouth and that horrendous noise coming out made me jump as much as the other apps did. I hate that noise. It is the sound of stress embodies. 😐
Lolol poor Headspace. How do you know us all so well, FJ?
I've actually had a serious fright from my brother's alarm clock, which beeps like it's warning you about something bad.
This was rly interesting to watch I do actually wonder what my apps would think about me xD my alarm would probably be having an existential crisis thinking it’s not useful enough bc I keep putting it on snooze every day. It would be like ‘why am I still here, just to suffer’.
every night, i can feel my leg
My alarm would think I'm nuts because I set it at 6:00,6:15,6:30,6:45 and 7:00 am everyday just to be extra sure that I wake up on time lol
@@uwumarii me too bud. But mines 9am, 9:30, 10, 10:30 and so forth
7:20, 7:30, 7:50, 8, 8:30…
You guys are by no means alone.
This reminds me a lot of Missing movie that was playing now in theaters. Solving a mystery by means of gadgets. And this is even better, it justs neeeds one phone!
Another stellar video, Frank! Can't wait to see the next one. ✨
thanks so much!!
Start small people - work up to 5-10 uninterrupted trips to the fridge and back before attempting to walk outside for any length of time.
Such understanding of where these ‘apps’ are coming from & their ‘personalities’! The ‘interaction’ is delectable!
Okay, didnt expect the ending, but it makes complete sense at the same time!, Brilliant work, as always!
I love the creativity you have with the videos! 👍
i appreciate the kind words!
I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at the Flappy Bird joke
POV: PS5 is the only thing that can take a living man away from his phone.
1:04 "added it to the grocery list" 🤣🤣
I love how Headspace has an angelic light on him. X)
1:10 "Ferme la bouche, dude" as a French dude, this got me 😂
The Photos one is PAINFULLY accurate.
I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:50 my fav app🫶🏻❤
Ok let me say that you’ve actually inspired me to start making comedy stuff cuz I don’t actually watch any comedy shows but I love these, you’re great Frank!!
So funny as usual! Yay women’s history month! 🎉😂
Another fantastic sketch, Frank 💙 So far in my Duolingo adventure I haven't dared to miss a single day, because I just know if I miss one day I will never go back. I just suffer through it [since the update] every day. Keep going, Frank, you are doing great!
I was having a stressful day but thank you so much for making me laugh through this video
You are so welcome!
This 3 minute and 23 second video was better than the entire emoji movie
1:13 THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
1:18 OMG 😂
"why is that the default alarm?" My words exactly every time I hear this from other people's phones😂
2:20 if I had a notes man he would be traumatized on the floor questioning his live choices
Fitness :
*Dissapears from the chat*
Duolingo was adamant that he was dead because he offed him. He should have finished his streak
Pure gold!!! Your talent, Frank James!!! 🔥🔥🔥
I'm waiting for the day "If People Were People" releases 😂
but what if... people never become people????
@@FrankJames trying to tell us those other stuff sometimes become people...?
I was honestly expecting Duolingo to actually have killed him.
The featuring of flappy bird was hilarious.
Duolingo sending 3000+ notifications for reminding to take the lessons is on point. My gmail is with flooded with Duo's emails 😂
This might be my most favorite of all the "If Things Were People" videos, and that's saying a lot because there are a LOT of good ones in this series.
Highly unrealistic. Duolingo would hold Chuck hostage with his family if he would miss any lessons.
Also, bro rizzed the whole Tinder family 😂
lol
At this point you only lack vehicles as people😭
oh its in the works
Wonderful idea ! 🤩
Ok that was seriously funny. And original. Just wow. 😂
thanks!
I needed this. It was a great laugh 😂. Thank you, as always you delivered.
Please make a part 2, this is to good.
Frank does it again! I love this series. He must work 24/7, the guy is prolific!
"IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO FLOSS"😂
I expected duolingo to say somehting like "he missed his daily spanish lesson even after i threatened his family" 😭
LOL
Hey Frank I just wanted to say thank you for the word of the week this week - first of all the sassy pandas comment was hilarious but also the rest of it was very inspiring and helped me take a look at my life and see things completely different so thank you I appreciate it 🙏🏻💕
i love the way all of them have papers but clock has an actual clock
Seriously people, you gotta floss. 😂👍
Ah yes measure ready to measure the second that duolingo pronounces chuck dead.😂😂
lol gotta get that coffin sized up
Amazing. Some ideas for you:
- if music genres were people
- if stationery were people
- if times of day were people
Duolingo got no chill
"We are busy being stressed right now"😅
0:57 I was drinking a Dr Pepper and I actually spat out my drink at that.
Lol
This is the best one yet! These are hilarious!
3:05 the betrayal in headspace's voice
Very creative! Great job, FJ! Had me laughing with the duoingo notifs!😂
~ Ana
0:30 my class actually plays wordle everyday. We have gotten so good at we get the word on the third and sometimes even first try. My teacher jokes that one day we will all quit our jobs and become professional wordle people
2:18
Settings : Why do i hang out with you guys..
all these videos are PURE GOLD. idk how you come up with these 😂😂
1:06 LOL , headspace be like lets calm down and do meditation
My favorite sketch by you.
Love ur videos there are so funny ❤
This is the best one yet!!! ❤😂
1:30 THISSSS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
"Added to the grocery list" ugh I felt that
Flappy Bird showing up twice in the whole video and being the cool one 🤣
"Flappy bird" for twitter really got me 🤣
I would SO watch that Airplane Cash Cab show! 😆
"We're busy being distressed right now. Do not disturb" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:25 Is that what people use Notes for? I use it to write my stories? 😮😅
Nice 😂 Well done! Duo was amazing.
bruh the settings app as the boss was perfect 😂
The notes app saying “Oohh” is wholesome to me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
This series is pure gold! 😂
He could have just drawn a paper clock, but no, he put an actual clock on his chest, just for us. Also the alarm and voice memos not actually speaking to make their noises but instead opening their mouths and letting the sounds happen is *chef's kiss*.
This is like Inside Out for the terminally online people.
How you come up with these ideas and then land them perfectly. Very impressive 👏 👌 👍
I loved the outfits for this video. Also love if “subject” were people videos👍
As someone who has a PS5 and definitely spent way too much time playing it when I first bought it, I can 100% relate to this 😄
Haha loved this😂
Notes and alarm cracked me up
I love this, please make part 2!!
You put in a loooot of work. Thank you for your videos Frank.
These are consistently hilarious, I’m astonished
This was so hilariously accurate! I can't stop laughing
tell me, master frank james, how one can have so much creativity like you 😳😭
Each app’s mbti type- (Just guessing lol)
Settings-Intj
Contacts- Enfj
Photos-Esfp
Measure- Istp
Alarm-Estj
Mail- Enfp/Entp
Flappy Bird- Estp
Headspace- Infp
Notes-Intp
Calander-Entj
Duolingo-Infj
Health- Istj
News-Esfj
Messages-Isfp
News-Esfj
Reminders- Isfj
When flappy bird said “ That’s life works PAL” I was DYING
I love this series! Keep them coming! I love your wittiness.
My favorite part is Duolingo's incessant notifications -- it's true!
"Flappy Bird"! 😂😂😂
The voice memo was so well done!
Mail almost always has the answer-you just have to look hard enough…and decide it’s worth the effort 😂
The Tinder family was hilarious. I love watching your videos!