3:55 that scared me so much i jumped out of my seat and broke my neck on the way to the hospital the ambulance heard the story and loved it so much that everyone clapped
They’ve done this for a while know I’ve found it very useful for tutorials etc. They shouldn’t remove it. But one thing I’m glad they removed was AI overview cause someone can just copy and paste writing incriminating things and the ai will think it’s part of the video.
@hudalovestodraw3249 I somehow forgot about it and only remembered when I watched a TV show a few years back where a character takes off their sunglasses and they didn't have any eyes 😁
@paigecarroll9532 Yeah, I actually read a book that had a somewhat similar thing. The book was called ratburger, and the bad guy wore sunglasses cos his eyes got melted off from acid.
heh… when I clicked on this video my phone tried to stop me from viewing such excellence, safe to say I started seeing red with this misbehaviour and had to put it in its place no joke…
It's a disturbing area of content. There's something deeply wrong with you if you're going into competition with potential girlfriends. I never really believed in the Electra complex but I'm not so sure now!
Yep and the one where she said she'll miss him for seven days is obviously in a split marriage and is probably trying to overcompensate for the father's benefit. I've seen this happen a few times. It's sad really.
I've been in a situation where I've challenged someone who was being really obnoxious on public transport. You absolutely cannot see or take in the reactions of everyone around you in that moment. So either these people are actively looking around for other people's approval during this challenge (weird and obviously attention seeking) or at the very least they're lying about the reaction to their behaviour to make themselves out to be the hero of the hour.
I used to get fed up with people crowding round the train door ready to get on, I would give a slight twist, so my backpack would give them a clout as I pushed through. One day it was too much, so I stood in the train doorway and gave a lecture on clearing the way, so people could easily get off first. No idea what other passengers thought about it, I did it for me.
Why on earth would you buy a jar of Nutella to eat in the security line?!?! I've got to go to the ATM later. Perhaps I need to take a tub of peanut butter to eat whilst the cash is being counted 😂
5:30 - Given that I've seen this EXACT story doing the rounds on Facebook in 2016 with Clinton's name there instead tells me that this is a copypasta lie 😂
Today I was sitting at my local Macdonalds when I heard a voice I recognised. I turned around but, didn't recognise the person but, still had a nice chat with him. He said I was the chillest person he had ever met and wanted to hang out with me. Then the name 'George' was called and it clicked. It was the legend himself... He gave me his number and put his finger to his lips in a shhh motion and walked out. I still talk to him everyday...
i once met him in a JD sports and he demanded my phone and phoned a local pizza shop and asked for “Phil Mahole” and hung up. didn’t even give me my phone back
He rimmed me is the toilets at ASDA I didnt even ask and that’s why he wears the bandana.. he has a permanent tide mark from rimming strangers in ASDA toilets
"You feel sick after about three or four spoonfuls" George, this may be because I was 17 at the time, and I'm American, but I once ate a quarter of a jar of Nutella in about 15 minutes
It could be a real account, only of course they're not upset about Harvard not being recognised. They're just amused that they met an oik so dumb that he didn't know what it was.
Hibachi is what Americans call teppanyaki because they don't care to check what words mean. Teppanyaki means "grilling on a hotplate," and it's when the guy barbeques your food on a large hotplate in front of you. Hibachi is a small, wood burning brazier used primarily for indoor heating, but you can put it under a metal grille to use like a barbeque if you really want.
Lmao no the Japanese owners name it that do you think we choose the name for restaurants we don't they call it a hibachi restaurant because it's just name for a Japanese restaurant there's a restaurant I used go to called hibachi buffet they didn't cook infront of you or use teppanyaki like and one that was actually a hibachi one called hibachi something and they used giant grill like things and and smelled like burnt wood I never ate at it but could see the kitchen from the back door when walking by
george, i had a dream about you last night for some odd reason. used to be an avid watcher in 2020 and my dream has brought me back lmao. oh yeah probably should mention, in the dream, you were bald.
Emotional inc3st is so normalised, it's vile 🤢 even if you're lonely, you're a horrible parent if you project these kinds of needs onto the CHILD you're supposed to be raising, and you risk messing them up for life.
I died twice before. But luckily i know CPR so i revived myself. But then i was hit by a car and broke both legs. I crawled home and dialled 999. I didn't need to go to Hospital, they just told me to rest, i used my own rehabilitaion method which was to walk one mile everyday until i could walk properly. Thankfully i'm still alive to twll you all my story All true by the way 👌🏼
I love the stories about devoted children who eloquently profess their love and admiration for their parents at the age of like 7-10. I have a 9 year old son. He forgets I exist while I’m at work every day.
The dog one is believable, unfortunately kids used to throw rocks over the fence at my dog where we used to live. I didn't scream all sorts of crazy shit at them other than to fuck off though so I don't know how much I believe that second part.
I always struggle to find somthing good on the internet thank you George for entertaining and not like all those other maggots on the platform I love you and cam mate
I used to lie like this, but then something snapped in me. I stepped outside my house with undeniable aura, and everyone was silent as they looked with awe and intrigue. I shouted at the top of my lungs, ''I NO LONGER LIE ON THE INTERNET FOR ATTENTION!'' the world had to know. Everyone immediately began cheering, and one of them said ''that guy is so cool'' I'll always remember the guy who said that. They then began throwing money at me, and I won't lie I knew I deserved it. I wouldn't lie about this guys
2:12 If she ate a whole jar of Nutella, her teeth would get completely dismantled. That stuff has about 2 grams of sugar per gram. Also here's a fun fact: If you put Nutella in a microwave, you can cause a fire within minutes.
7:30 I'm someone that goes to read in a bar during the evening at least once a week. Maybe there have been people talking shit amongst themselves about me but nothing I've ever heard so far. Generally what happens is a) guys trying to hit on me, b) people being curious about what I'm reading and why I choose to do it in a bar, especially during the evening, especially during the weekend. Overall, people react pretty positively and honestly if there are people being judgmental, so what? That's their problem, not mine.
I’ve heard so many times about the dog one I’ve seen multiple cats being shot with bee bee guns and thrown rocks at and purposely ran over I can’t believe it I worry that my neighbors would do that to my cats so I worry when they wanna explore it’s like do you know what could happen out there? And we live near a busy busy road and a train
When i was in kindergarten (32 years ago) i heard the teachers yapping about how some guy called "Andrew Tate" and the word "Alpha", me, being the most Alpherest person to be in the school at the time stood up and saluted n started singing the national anthem... Everyone clapped. Headass type stories
actually this video is twelve minutes long so thats actually not possible since you commented this 3 minutes after it was posted so thats not possible 😂😂 ... erm !! liar caught 😎
Genuinely shat myself when you did that eye bit since I had looked away for a second and looked back when you were staring at the camera
Did the exact same thing hahahahahaah
NO SAME I HAD TO REWIND HAHAHA
( and then everyone clapped )
NAH FR BRO LIKE????
Same and its 5am and I haven't slept yet 😭😭😭
@@VoiceBlind_Batsameeee
I love how the first example of hibachi George thinks of is from Monsters Inc 😂
Was just thinking that
I was just about to comment this! That was so wholesome, everyone should reference things via Pixar films
Right 😂
I feel that what happened in Monsters Inc. may have been teppanyaki
@@stephenbanks5952 How very weabtacular of you to make that distinction.
I didn't expect the sudden jumpscare lmao 3:55
3:55 that scared me so much i jumped out of my seat and broke my neck on the way to the hospital the ambulance heard the story and loved it so much that everyone clapped
And then the president came and gave everyone a water
And Goku was there
and after you became a world class athlete in 5 different sports!!
0:01 TH-cam shows timed comments at the top now which is a horrendous idea because people can do this.
They’ve done this for a while know I’ve found it very useful for tutorials etc. They shouldn’t remove it. But one thing I’m glad they removed was AI overview cause someone can just copy and paste writing incriminating things and the ai will think it’s part of the video.
You're not wrong
On my phone, you're 6 comments down. 2 above you timed at over 3mins . I call shenanigans!
@@Dj.Ray.Von. I mean it shows at the top in the little box before you open comments. At least that's what I've been seeing for the past few days.
It's kinda like Soundcloud.
3:40 yeah, it’s written like a wattpad story wtf
It sounds way to sexual for a kid but it’s also fake so it doesn’t matter
Why would they even post something intimate like that on the internet :|
I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A COUPLE AND THEN I SAW MAMA AND I GOT SLIGHTLY WORRIED
@@WoopyGrim idk writing that about the son you might have is concerning in itself, if I knew this woman on FB id be reporting her to dcp
Boy Mum is make me feel physically sick
Nobody tell Athena we don't want Georgie Worgie under such risk again ☹️
jumpscare at 3:55
Oh God i thought i was the only one freaked out by that 😭
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lmao
It’s horrific
I was convinced the glasses were a part of his being
The Nutella one was definitely George's story
The Nutella story had a legit "and then everybody clapped"
Bloody hell, they all do
@@AlexOfTheRhoynarbloody hell indeed
3:56 reminded me of my childhood fear that people who wore sunglasses didn't have eyes and if they took them off there would just be empty sockets. 😂
You had a childhood fear of that? When did you grow out of it?
@hudalovestodraw3249 I somehow forgot about it and only remembered when I watched a TV show a few years back where a character takes off their sunglasses and they didn't have any eyes 😁
@paigecarroll9532 That sounds a bit traumatic
@@hudalovestodraw3249 Guess my fear wasn't so irrational after all 😂
@paigecarroll9532 Yeah, I actually read a book that had a somewhat similar thing. The book was called ratburger, and the bad guy wore sunglasses cos his eyes got melted off from acid.
3:57 genuinely jumped at that
he reminds me of a British schoolchild with his eyes
heh… when I clicked on this video my phone tried to stop me from viewing such excellence, safe to say I started seeing red with this misbehaviour and had to put it in its place no joke…
not enough “no joke”’s in that comment tbh
No joke, I shit your pants and my eyes turned red, no joke…
I believe this wholeheartedly good sir 🧐
No joke, huh? Damn. Shit just got serious. I am seeing blue to counter you, no joke...
we may need a whole “boy mom” video from this alone
It's a disturbing area of content. There's something deeply wrong with you if you're going into competition with potential girlfriends.
I never really believed in the Electra complex but I'm not so sure now!
Freud would be going crazy for some of these Facebook moms
“Boy moms”
He’d love them.
Especially the ones that you want to shake and say “he’s your son, not your boyfriend.”
"Who are you, you've never fished in your life"😭😭 im dead lmao
3:56 that scared the shit out of me 😭
NO FUCKING JOKE I WAS CLEANING AND LISTENING TO THE VIDEO AND TURNED AROUND TO SEE THE JUMPSCARE AND JUST FULL ON SCREAMED GEORGE WHAT THE FUCK
3:55
OH MY GOODNESS ITS THE HANDSOME EYE MAN HIMSELF GEORGE M
That scared me
@@DukeofSlambodia1 I put it before he showed his eyes IVE seen it through this glasses before
I kind of feel bad for those mothers who write fanfics about their kids cuz it's pretty obvious they are in dire need of love
Yep and the one where she said she'll miss him for seven days is obviously in a split marriage and is probably trying to overcompensate for the father's benefit. I've seen this happen a few times. It's sad really.
Buy yourself a meal deal and something else
Scrooge McDuck over ere!🤑
Thank you 🙏 ill go to my nearest Tesco
Dude, we need more people like you!
It seems that food inflation in the UK has gone down (to Pyrocynical's dismay).
@yougoslavia LMAOOO😭
I've been in a situation where I've challenged someone who was being really obnoxious on public transport. You absolutely cannot see or take in the reactions of everyone around you in that moment. So either these people are actively looking around for other people's approval during this challenge (weird and obviously attention seeking) or at the very least they're lying about the reaction to their behaviour to make themselves out to be the hero of the hour.
I used to get fed up with people crowding round the train door ready to get on, I would give a slight twist, so my backpack would give them a clout as I pushed through.
One day it was too much, so I stood in the train doorway and gave a lecture on clearing the way, so people could easily get off first.
No idea what other passengers thought about it, I did it for me.
If your eyes turn red when you get angry you aren’t scary you just have conjunctivitis clean your eyes people
Why on earth would you buy a jar of Nutella to eat in the security line?!?!
I've got to go to the ATM later. Perhaps I need to take a tub of peanut butter to eat whilst the cash is being counted 😂
6:58 is the most Roblox roleplay ahh story
These stories are either written as overdescriptive as a Wattpad fanfic or literally end with "And then they all clapped"
Burgers and chips for tea, plus a George video to watch while I eat? 10/10
5:30 - Given that I've seen this EXACT story doing the rounds on Facebook in 2016 with Clinton's name there instead tells me that this is a copypasta lie 😂
Holy fuck eyes jumpscare
Bro did not have to flash us💀😭😭
Today I was sitting at my local Macdonalds when I heard a voice I recognised. I turned around but, didn't recognise the person but, still had a nice chat with him. He said I was the chillest person he had ever met and wanted to hang out with me. Then the name 'George' was called and it clicked. It was the legend himself... He gave me his number and put his finger to his lips in a shhh motion and walked out. I still talk to him everyday...
I swear guys
i once met him in a JD sports and he demanded my phone and phoned a local pizza shop and asked for “Phil Mahole” and hung up. didn’t even give me my phone back
He rimmed me is the toilets at ASDA I didnt even ask and that’s why he wears the bandana.. he has a permanent tide mark from rimming strangers in ASDA toilets
Imallex accusing Slazo be like
this happened, no joke guys it happened, he did that no joke.........
3:56 scariest shit ive ever seen in my life
Still can't get over how awesome this is!
4:30 yeah the barista heard the entire coversation from the across the street in another building
3:55 JUMPSCARE
Tell me why i almost screamed 3:56 😭😭😭
that eye jumpscare is horrendous george
Ah yes, I say "You are my life blood" to my mother before I sleep.
Well, my 8-year-old has three masters degrees, was nominated for a noble prize, and is a werewolf.
So is mine but they're a unicorn
I love George M, I wish British people were real :(
I wish we were too, living as a fictional character sucks
@@djw7141Real
I hate being eartheral, the tea just drops straight through
We are if you believe we are
@@quantumblurrrlike tinkerbell
3:56 holy flip
"You feel sick after about three or four spoonfuls" George, this may be because I was 17 at the time, and I'm American, but I once ate a quarter of a jar of Nutella in about 15 minutes
honestly that harvard story seems real, he was just messing with some harvard students lmao
It just makes him look extremely ignorant, IMO. I really don’t anyone would care, they’d just think he’s stupid.
It could be a real account, only of course they're not upset about Harvard not being recognised. They're just amused that they met an oik so dumb that he didn't know what it was.
3:56 OH MY GOD
Hibachi is what Americans call teppanyaki because they don't care to check what words mean. Teppanyaki means "grilling on a hotplate," and it's when the guy barbeques your food on a large hotplate in front of you. Hibachi is a small, wood burning brazier used primarily for indoor heating, but you can put it under a metal grille to use like a barbeque if you really want.
Lmao no the Japanese owners name it that do you think we choose the name for restaurants we don't they call it a hibachi restaurant because it's just name for a Japanese restaurant there's a restaurant I used go to called hibachi buffet they didn't cook infront of you or use teppanyaki like and one that was actually a hibachi one called hibachi something and they used giant grill like things and and smelled like burnt wood I never ate at it but could see the kitchen from the back door when walking by
"Too meek to stand up to 5 18 y/o boys" the toughest warrior couldn't stand up to them, they are truly at the top of the foodchain
3:57 AHHHHH HIS GLASSES 😟
3:57 jumpscare warning
2:42 - that is clearly just an ad for Cheap Flights Club
ive never seen a nutella jar capable of transforming into a can when it becomes empty, that story truly is crazy! waw!
george, i had a dream about you last night for some odd reason. used to be an avid watcher in 2020 and my dream has brought me back lmao. oh yeah probably should mention, in the dream, you were bald.
He is
Honestly that jumpscare was so scary that it probably could get onto the list of scariest jumpscares ever.
(3:55)
Emotional inc3st is so normalised, it's vile 🤢 even if you're lonely, you're a horrible parent if you project these kinds of needs onto the CHILD you're supposed to be raising, and you risk messing them up for life.
I died twice before. But luckily i know CPR so i revived myself. But then i was hit by a car and broke both legs. I crawled home and dialled 999. I didn't need to go to Hospital, they just told me to rest, i used my own rehabilitaion method which was to walk one mile everyday until i could walk properly. Thankfully i'm still alive to twll you all my story
All true by the way 👌🏼
9:18 but did he tell you you were his life blood??
George taking off his glasses is the scariest thing I've seen this week
12:03 reads like an alan partridge bit
I love the stories about devoted children who eloquently profess their love and admiration for their parents at the age of like 7-10. I have a 9 year old son. He forgets I exist while I’m at work every day.
Omg jump scare warning for “you are my lifeblood” 😭
Bro he jump scared the life outta me
Dog thing is definitely feasible, we had little shits throw fireworks at our dogs and horses every year.
The dog one is believable, unfortunately kids used to throw rocks over the fence at my dog where we used to live. I didn't scream all sorts of crazy shit at them other than to fuck off though so I don't know how much I believe that second part.
700 views in 5 minutes. You're doing very well, George.
who ever is reading this hope you have a good day / night
I always struggle to find somthing good on the internet thank you George for entertaining and not like all those other maggots on the platform I love you and cam mate
The first one is just bad parenting
Why are the ones with kids written like erotic fanfics??
The fish hat story got me
The Kamala Starbucks story was a rip on the fake story where a MAGA person goes in and orders a coffee with the name Trump and everyone starts crying.
George M is goals
3:56 im crying get her brown contacts
Memulon i missed you
I'll give these people an A star for creative writing
5:17 I would recognize Nick Adams (Alpha Male) anywhere. He’s (hopefully) satire.
"SchlorgeM" this was a great video
Thanks George
5:27 reasonable response
I used to lie like this, but then something snapped in me. I stepped outside my house with undeniable aura, and everyone was silent as they looked with awe and intrigue. I shouted at the top of my lungs, ''I NO LONGER LIE ON THE INTERNET FOR ATTENTION!'' the world had to know. Everyone immediately began cheering, and one of them said ''that guy is so cool'' I'll always remember the guy who said that. They then began throwing money at me, and I won't lie I knew I deserved it. I wouldn't lie about this guys
2:12 If she ate a whole jar of Nutella, her teeth would get completely dismantled. That stuff has about 2 grams of sugar per gram.
Also here's a fun fact: If you put Nutella in a microwave, you can cause a fire within minutes.
Do i just leave it in the microwave?
@@Dria_Ah You need to turn the microwave on.
@@yougoslavia oh that makes more sense
@@Dria_Ah From my experience, 30-60 seconds makes it produce lots of smoke.
@@yougoslavia thank you, that is very helpful in case i ever want to send a smoke signal to someone
Why did I actually get scared at that eye part 😭😭
the second one was actually funny though 😭 I would do that if someone was bragging about going to harvard
Nah the Harvard ones kinda funny, cutting down egos
3:10 Genuine request you need a merch drop with your logo on caps and beanies I'd Totally get them
7:30 I'm someone that goes to read in a bar during the evening at least once a week. Maybe there have been people talking shit amongst themselves about me but nothing I've ever heard so far. Generally what happens is a) guys trying to hit on me, b) people being curious about what I'm reading and why I choose to do it in a bar, especially during the evening, especially during the weekend. Overall, people react pretty positively and honestly if there are people being judgmental, so what? That's their problem, not mine.
I don’t think any human could even survive eating a whole jar of Nutella in one go
The eyes jumpscare
Hey George I was just wondering if you could never take your sunglasses off on cam again as I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight thanks 😂
I love your videos Georgey poo
Burger approved
3:56
A rare appearance of George's eyes!
I cannot believe I was jumpscared by his eyes that I’ve seen before 😭
I’ve heard so many times about the dog one I’ve seen multiple cats being shot with bee bee guns and thrown rocks at and purposely ran over I can’t believe it I worry that my neighbors would do that to my cats so I worry when they wanna explore it’s like do you know what could happen out there? And we live near a busy busy road and a train
LEBANON IN THE THUMBNAIL WHEYYYyyy
0:14 is where monsters inc is referenced, what a film.
When i was in kindergarten (32 years ago) i heard the teachers yapping about how some guy called "Andrew Tate" and the word "Alpha", me, being the most Alpherest person to be in the school at the time stood up and saluted n started singing the national anthem... Everyone clapped. Headass type stories
3:56 this genuinely gave me a jumpscare
I’m already subscribed but I hit that like because I love lying
1:15 please please please do more Rare Insults videos
0:01 I love TH-cam comments
I already finished watching
how bro were you on 2x speed like a googoogaga baby with shit attention span
actually this video is twelve minutes long so thats actually not possible since you commented this 3 minutes after it was posted so thats not possible 😂😂 ... erm !! liar caught 😎
@@hellooooo880 hes just really good at watching videos
@@hellooooo880 it was a joke 😂