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@@pitiantifriz it also doesn’t make sense because you just posted a fucking cringe video and also here’s a message from Gandhi himself जाओ प्रतिबद्ध मरो
Freeman's First Laws of Physics: jumping in mid air makes you fly in extreme speed Freeman's Second Laws of Physics: Jumping on a barrel while grabbing makes you elevate higher and possibly out of reality
Minecraft Floating Boat Physics. - What did I do to deserve this? Literally flies away... - I hope there are no kids to see this - I can't believe this day has finally come.
I just love how Gordon's movements match actual speed runs like the way he slow-mo jumps over the railing in the teleporter portion. 6:04 No fancy dark energy pulse weapon, just a .338 Lapua rifle made by some gunsmiths in a shed (initially, anyway).
i can hear "Hey guys DeSinc here." come out nowhere Edit : woah this first time I got more than 10 likes Edit2 : oh dear lord it almost 1k ? I can die in peace now
1:35 You can do something similar in Skyrim to skip some dialogue. You just have to collide with them while sprinting. It was really useful to get past npc to npc conversations.
How most people play the game: How i play the game: taking way to long, going back and forth, spending way to long in city 17 in the beginning, and achievement hunting.
An accurate description of HL2 speedruns. Even the camera angles mean something because the camera goes insane in every single speedrun until you can't see where they are.
Jayoosh Man considering that the “Lamar” in the foreground wasn’t debeaked and was hostile, I think that the Lamar in the background was the real Lamar
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*sees Gordon fly away on pallet*
“I am glad there’s no kids around to see this.”
lol
lol dont they care about his hands
im 13
@@ymft5 get out then you can't see this
"hey look a grenade! AUGHHH"
"He won't last five minutes on foot!"
He won't NEED five minutes on foot
If i recall correctly that's an actual joke in the HL2 speedrun community. Highway 17 takes less than 5 minutes without the car lol
Exactly...
3. Reply
Fuck You Bitch
@@zeinabali2340 these replies went from 1 to 100 real quick
I can hear DeSinc say: “So you what you want to do is backhop straight into this ramp surface, now airstrafe into this body of water.”
"In this section there's a lot of zombies"
_long pause_
"yeah I don't really like zombies"
_reality shatters_
I was enjoying this video, and now you've ruined it by reminding me of that nasaly teenager. Goddamnit.
@@SyndicateOperative bruh
and do a 360-turn, always....
@@SyndicateOperative :nerd:
Gordon: *literally flies to the 8th dimension*
Alyx: "Good throw!"
Im the only to comment at a 234 liked coment
This just proves that G-man was wrong when he said you wouldn't need "all that" to imprison Gordon Freeman
Yeah he can just use his phase shift and reality buster moves to fly on any object at any speed
Cuz “all that” is not enough you would need EVEN MORE to imprison Gordon Freeman
Most of these are just prop tricks, so lock him in a room with nothing and he's captured
Cx
Gladiros of Ix he was right. Just put glue everywhere so he gets stuck if he tries to backhop, and don’t leave any pallets in a 50 mile radius.
3:30 half life alyx
@captain and his friends :P heh
@captain and his friends :P Poor Idiot
He did it for Brickistan
Its half life 2 gameplay idiots...
@@plexit893 r/woooosh
Father Grigori: *screaming in agony*
TH-cams auto generated captions: [Music]
sums up subtitles
😂
@@pitiantifriz when you said I hate you but shut up please
@@pitiantifriz it also doesn’t make sense because you just posted a fucking cringe video and also here’s a message from Gandhi himself जाओ प्रतिबद्ध मरो
Caption took "sounds like music to my ear" to another level 💀
5:42 that entire scene is clever as heck
Valver Grigori
“Follow Freeman!”
*gordon proceeds to go Mach 1 and destroy the Citadel on impact*
Mach 4*
@@SurmenianSoldier *goes over mach 5*
*MACH 13*
"Don't Follow Freeman"
@@TinyDeskEngineer *Can't Follow Freeman
"When this is all over... I'm gonna *mate* "
"Would you stop lookin' at me like that?"
"You feel it? *I feel it.* "
Oh, oh no.
It's time to fly!
@@ButtonSound *me*
“I am glad there are no kids around to see this”
Щ
I love how everyone is telling Gordon to catch up when he's the one thats making all of them eat dust
Combine: hey look its freeman-
Freeman: *fazes through them*
Combine:.. I feel violated..
*cp violation plays*
What.
when does it happen
Combine has been violated
@@kwispiii8645 this is soooo wrong.
Cease.
Freeman's First Laws of Physics: jumping in mid air makes you fly in extreme speed
Freeman's Second Laws of Physics: Jumping on a barrel while grabbing makes you elevate higher and possibly out of reality
Freeman's third law: do not miss.
@@vodamiinurl1337 Freeman's fourth law: Gasoline makes you fly like superman.
"You really don't have to do anything, just fly away on this... piece of barrel..." -DeSinc
Well he is a theoretical physicist
Freemans 3rd law crouching then jumpong straight after makes your speed elevate
"Hey guys, DeSinc here..."
I'm dissapointed a bit because the sniper part is always just skipped with abh. DeSinc made the avoiding bullets skit, which would've fit perfectly.
UranG9630 today we’re going to be watching our first hentai
No Allan here
Reverse accelerated backhop
YOU HAVE 666 LIKES...HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
When the valve handle dropped I thought, "wow that's kind of stupid" then it showed the old half-life intro logo and I lol'ed hard. Well done dude.
I think the HEV suit mean:
H=Hecking
E:eating
V:Voltage microwave Suit
The funni
0:59
Freeman: *[keeps flying]*
Some NPC: "I'm glad there's no kids around to see this."
Maybe the best SFM video that explains what is speedrunning.
ya good thing no kids was there to see that or kids try that too
@@freedom-man
At least we can be sure there will be no kids who will try this at home.
I'm glad there's no HL2players around to see this
@@mosquitocommming1402
Too late.
I am here.
Kind of ironic. Kids think speedrunners dont use cheats
7:18 "hey its freeman lets follow him"
*[everyone grabs a pallet]*
@@CaptainSpycrab *tons of wooden prop sound*
Gossip spreads pretty fast in City 17 if they immediately knew that Freeman was known for using pallets to fly everywhere.
"Hey it's freeman let's all fly through the air on wooden pallets at over Mach 3 and crash into the Citadel until it collapses"
"deja vu"
6:54 this entire scene always has me dying XD
INCOMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
What does the horn come from?
@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel the horn from the train or the horn that plays when Gordon is running?
@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel this is razor train horn
@@SoldierGaming_ INCOMMMMMMMM2003IIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
8:10 gordon freeman enabled the pure energy of barney and channeled it to instantly disintegrate breen
4:07 *Gman Will Remember This*
why hello there
Gman : *Dr freeeemaaaan I will not allow this*
Gordon: *Says Fuck you telepathically*
So that's the real reason why Gordon was fired
0/10 not enough accelerated backhopping
It's your Freaking BACKHOPPER!
@@DBArtsCreators
Haha underrated comment
Bro its an old engine run chill man.
Please tell me DeSinc has seen this.
I approve this video.
"If we don't finish the game in the next minute we won't beat the best-"
"Time, Doctor Freeman?"
0:55 "what did I do to deserve this?"
50 like
@@kosmicznyklembus9860 nice
5:47 - How Valve got their logo
lol
Thats looks creepy. Hmmm.
Close, and hilarious lol
The original logo for Half Life 2 Alpha was that actually. The turning head etc.
When I saw that I thought it was going to “snake? snake! SNAAAAAAAKEE!!!
Hhaahahahha
I can imagine it's so much easier to animate a speedrunning Freeman since all he does is crouch and speed his way through maps at mach 5
A little bit easier xd
Not enough Ralsei
Dimitri Rascalov
oh.. no
On no it’s the Ralsei updrising. The legends have foretold.
I occasionally come back and rewtach this.
It feels just as legendary as the first time.
5:52 I died laughing XD 😂😂😂
I died of a panic attack
*[insert a quick "oh no" with that robot voice used in MLG stuff*
Why you laughing this too horror AND YES I AM TOLDING FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE OF THIS HORROR THING
6:54 but this one..
Are you sure this isn't actual gameplay? This looks alot like DeSinc's work...
TRUE :DDD
Nah, DeSinc uses reverse bunny hops. This dude is using the older glitches.
@@rgstever DeSinc used them too, in one video.... -.-.
not fast enough and not enough world record delaying shenanigans to be DeSinc
Oh, yeah that makes sense.
8:07 “Hello there.”
GENERAL KENOBI
I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE
Secret finger Jitsu, ten thousand years of death.
Doctor Freeman, *Laughs*
GENERAL KENOBI!! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE
2:57 made me laugh SOOO hard, it's completely accurate
2:09
gorgeous freeman is that you?
"Damn, I'm looking good!"
Does Anyone Mind If I
TAKE OFF MY PANTS
"When this is all over Im going to mate" - Citizen 203
"..." - A dead person I found on the streets yesterday
"I'm glad no kids are around to see this."
Will you stop looking at me like that?
could you stop looking at me like that -Citizen 204
you mean 20xx right?
5:50 And that's how ValVe's logo was made lol
Lol I'M DEAD
alla alla
fun fact: the monk is the guy in the valve intro
@@kenshir00 no the man is coach
@@kenshir00 fun fact : it's false
2:08 : you unveiled the whole reality today 😂😂😂
4:06 : most disrespectful part 🤣🤣
That damn train was the only thing that ever killed me in HL2.
1:55 "She's debeaked and completely harmless."
*Clearly has claws*
I mean, it can't bite onto a head and latch on to control it
looks very intended...
it just holds ur shoulders so it stays on ur head
Also this isn’t a mess up because Llammar has a custom model.
@@foldervtolvr I'm aware this was intentional. I was just pointing it out.
Gordan freeman: *casually walks in with a plank and floats away*
Random stranger: what did I do to deserve this
Trevalon N *Gordon*
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 oh I actually kept thinking that they were saying Morgan. Thanks for finding my mistake
Trevalon N no problem
Minecraft Floating Boat Physics.
- What did I do to deserve this?
Literally flies away...
- I hope there are no kids to see this
- I can't believe this day has finally come.
my video card when I play cyberpunk 2077 6:41
Seeing this just makes me remember the good old days of 2015 Gmod animations. Great watch.
8:11 "The right man in the right place makes all the differences."
Thousand years of pain
Yea its a Naruto reference
Тысячелетняя боль)
Fist master
Wrong place, you mean
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world*
The wrong man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.
Yeah especially if he is a speedrunner...
The quote is "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"
(4:25) Just like Jesus in his best age.
Resistance: Wait, we'll come with you!
Gordon (in Moriarty's voice): *No you won't!*
I just love how Gordon's movements match actual speed runs like the way he slow-mo jumps over the railing in the teleporter portion.
6:04 No fancy dark energy pulse weapon, just a .338 Lapua rifle made by some gunsmiths in a shed (initially, anyway).
Brilliant!!
XD
大师球！
Sup Bolloxed I love your vids
Dear, Bolloxed. Can you make a speedrun?
Your everywhere :/
3:20 SCREW THE CROWBAR, GOTTA GO FAST
Hey Gordon! I think you drop this back in bl oh!..sh!t!!!
Sonic the Hedgehog: That's my line!
"What did i do to deserve this?"
Also him earlier: *talks about mating*
5:45 to 6:00 genius
Lol
now i think that intro human looks like him but more bald
@@Scyfoac3 i think both
This is canon
How value was created.
Freeman:shoots gravity gun and goes out of space-time
Alyx: nice shot!
Yep
Freeman made it out of the matrix
Gordon: thanks
1:16 that sound ws just perfect
"Doctor Freeman? You've made it here this quickly?"
No kidding. We got like 30km in 2 minutes.
0:54 “I’LL GET YOU ONE DAY SPIDER-MAN!!!”
7:08 meet the cheater Freeman
2:38 Unusual Headcrab!1!1
I'm sure a speedrunner could confirm this is 100% accurate.
Time, Mr Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems like we’ve only just begun.
i can hear "Hey guys DeSinc here."
come out nowhere
Edit : woah this first time I got more than 10 likes
Edit2 : oh dear lord it almost 1k ? I can die in peace now
*accelerated backhoping*
*300 km/h*
@@PvZPlaying Aww fuck, you beat me too it.
Yeah same
LOL
after 4 years, its still a masterpiece.
Barney: Theres no time to waste here Gordon!
Gorden Freeman: Yes
3:54 airboat_freeman.mdl
I almost chocked
steam/steamapps/common/Half-Life 2/hl2/hl2beta/models/airboat_freeman.mdl
@@makiropnormal о! русский!
Cæn yøu støp tælking in rnssįæn
@@Karou812 Same
Never laughed to death like this
6:26 shit, thats a grenade!
"She's debeaked"
*regular headcrab model used instead of lamarr model*
Best enjoyed after seeing an actual speed run of the game...
Absolutely brilliant! 10/10
*jumps out of window* instantly a speedrun pro
Awesome! It's probably the vision of the NPCs when someone is speedrunning Half life
Yeah, that's what it means!
3:48 *VERY fast freeman hl2 trimping at incredible hihg speed*
6:11 host_timescale 0.3
5:53
Valve: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE IT FREAKING DOWN!
*DeSinc wants to know your location*
@@zeinabali2340 calm down its was just joke lets just calm down alright
@@zeinabali2340 man r u ok
Zeinab Ali Shut up you fool
@@zeinabali2340 r/youngpeopleyoutube
you fool
5:02 what a Karen
Absolute. Masterpiece. Well done! I don't understand how people can dislike this
3:30 That Looks Like A Real Cutscene, would fit this scene if HL2 "cutscenes" weren't free roam.
VALVe tries to never put cutscenes in their games though, at least not ones that take away control from the player
1:35 You can do something similar in Skyrim to skip some dialogue. You just have to collide with them while sprinting. It was really useful to get past npc to npc conversations.
“When all this is over... I’m gonna mate.”
Random guy in whatever time
4:46 is in hl2/gmod
What do you think is it from
both
6:08 aim detected
Its aim hack (:
And Freeman got a ban grenade.
5:47 how valve got their logo lol
That Gman slap kills me every time
How most people play the game:
How i play the game: taking way to long, going back and forth, spending way to long in city 17 in the beginning, and achievement hunting.
0:41 DeSinc
Allan
@@fearless546 Russia DeSinc
@@Jamal0602 russiAN*
5:52 I tried to skip it wtf
Why would you try to skip a masterpiece....
no_vid
this logo Valve half life 3 intro
hélf life its deep game ♥
@@wolfensteinx you mean at 6:00?
that ending omg. Barney sheds a single tear
Combine: captured earth in seven hours
Gordon: eight minutes
hahahah GJ xD
hahaXD love your speedrun videos!
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An accurate description of HL2 speedruns. Even the camera angles mean something because the camera goes insane in every single speedrun until you can't see where they are.
The TF2 Scout voice lines fit so well
7:12 used cheats. speedrun disqualified!
DeSinc in a nutshell
I see you are well, educated
ah i see youre a man of culture as well
1:51 extra lamar? in the background? hmmm...
Jayoosh Man considering that the “Lamar” in the foreground wasn’t debeaked and was hostile, I think that the Lamar in the background was the real Lamar
* Lamarr
Vomit Worthy Medic Main thanks
Lamar and lamarr
This is now my head Canon for every speed run. Thanks.
Eli:"Gordon?! How did you get here this fast?"
Gordon:"Physics😏"
1:04 about that beer i owed-
*proceeds to vandalise an entire top floor of an apartment within several seconds*
Oh hey i found you randomly
Classic HL2 gameplay. Nothing unusual!
Русский да?
Ассасин Круть а?
Unusual hat
Я думал я один тут русский спидраннер...
4:13 Only real speedrunners knows.
"When this is all over, I'm gonna mate". "Would you stop looking at me like that?"
8:12 OH EEE!
Naruto reference
Well that gorgeous freeman do
5:20 there’s an actual old school HEV station panel there in hl2
Cool!
Gordon: *black mesa flashbacks*
Great you just earned a sub! :)
If Alyx was more earlier on opening that door she may or may not have seen something she wanted to see.