A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request." "But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks." "True," the waiter shot back, "but we'd have to hire three more people to sweep the floor.
The waiter is saying the patrons of the restaurant are so bad with chopsticks, all the food would be on the floor, so they would need more employees to clean up in between diners, as compared to the one person just doing the dishes as ordinary
nutkja me too! why didn't they? there was a whole bunch of stuff still left at the end... it's just, you know... the video could've been so much longer!
for so long i’ve been looking for which dan and phil video had the “honey you’ve got a big storm coming” and for at least 6 months i gave it up and i fucking finally found it about half an hour ago on accident i’m so glad and i just have to share it with everyone
Skitty Kitty off topic things I had a cat named skitty so you’re name is cool I also have a cat named shitty kitty so also neat The show supernatural made a Totoro reference earlier and I died. Have a good day🖤🖤
I've been trying to become good at using chopsticks but whenever I try at a friend's house they always force a fork onto me. "Oh do you need a fork? It's okay you can have one. Here you go! Just in case you decide to *give up* "
I find it quite difficult to disagree with you. At first I was thinking "Was it really that great?" However I stopped fighting it. They make it extremely attractive and cute.
I clicked right away because I thought it said Chapstick Challenge then when I saw it wasn't I was sad then I saw it was Dan and Phil and I got happy again lol
Rewatching this, I forgot about the wheel. It’s the same one my 6th grade Social Studies teacher used to randomly choose us when no one raises their hand.
"Put it in your fucking mouth, I'm not doing this alone." -Dan Howell, 2017.
IM CACKLING BAHAHAHAHHAHA
swALLOW
That's what he said
My favourite part of the video😂👌🏼
*shove !!! that's even better omg HAHA
Phil: Is it spicy?
Dan, shaking and twitching and about to burst in tears: No.
10:00
@@yourmememaam8978is this proof that Dan eating the hit sauce in the dsy in the life of in. Japan was him bluffing and powering through
wait a minute... the marshmallow bag was not previously open?!?! I am very proud Phil
Cat Bat I thinks Phil learned
He ate Dan's cereal instead
He might've bought two bags
@@Roozyj he probably did
he should appear in history books
"I'm fine...because...YoU'vE lOsT bUdDy!" -Daniel Howell 2k17 (literally this is my favorite moment)
Grace Edwards oh i just lost the game
oH
DeAR
I find it funny that whenever Dan is highly confused his voice raises five octaves
Abigail Luciano lmao my voice does that
wtf same
THATS ADORABLE
That's why I love him being confused.
Yeap
"I'm fine...
*BEcaUsE YoU'vE lOsT BuDdY"*
Catlover 888 hey buddy you in london
+lilliana winter I NEARLY HAD A FIT WHEN YOU SAID THAT SKSKKKKSKSK
honey, you’ve got a big storm coming
*turns and clicks*
olivia g OMG THAT GAVE ME LIFE
i love them
"i don't need friends; they disappoint me."
You can shop at 4 or 5 stores, or just 1
@@jolifelix6913 *snap*
Dan shoving that huge white marshmallow in his mouth was literally me
Same
N O M
And then downing a fruit shoot
still a mood
Phil’s nightmare: crickets covered in goat cheese
YOUR ICON♡ Danganronpa. I think Dan and Phil should play DR1
Lunar Lipstick YES PLEASE
In Australia that's just a normal spider
vrushali mehta aha 😂
Calling all arachnophobes
It’s kinda true tho
So true
vrushali mehta well i know where i’m not visiting
dan saying 'buddy' is my aesthetic
Same,actually
Ellen Ollis hey buddy are u in london?
keith? buddy?? my man??????
or, jeremy my buddy how’s it hangin lunch is bangin
No But I Got Cheez Whiz nope don't remember didn't happen
i love how soft dan's hair looks in this
S O F T A N D N E A T
Soft boi
f l u f f y
He looks so good
That’s kinda creepy
dan saying "oh dear" is my favourite thing ever
Mr. Misty-eyed Same
I know right?? It’s so British!
Mr. Misty-eyed reminds me of winnie the pooh
Mr. Misty-eyed ME TOO
"FIRST OF ALL, HONEY,
*YOU'VE GOT A BIG STORM COMIN'* "
i'd never actually seen the video, just the meme, so it was extra funny this time
crayolaukulele *snap*
The captions say *Le snap*
IF YOU'RE IN AMERICA AND WANT TO CONTINUE WATCHING DAN AND PHIL(AND CRUNCHYROLL) SAVE NET NEUTRALITY. YOU HAVE TWO FUCKING DAYS PEOPLE.
yes yes pay attention or else
there goes internet
wheeeeee splat
EVERYONE FROM AMERICA TAKE NOTICE
When ur that one fan from Australia. although i know it will go here eventually
How do I save it? (I'm not from America btw)
nothing will happen jesus christ. just a early april fools joke
Kylie Lovegood HIGH FIVE
-for now until America influences the world-
Me: *sees edible paper*
Also me: *frantically opens amazon and searches sugar paper*
It’s called rice paper, hope you find some! :)
not related to your comment, but i love your jonah pfp 😂
Me too
SAME LMAO
I tried it once it was disgusting
*that moment when you remember about the chili gummy bears that Phil pranked Dan with before Dan does*
Sofia M IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
but thats because you probably watched that more recently? Maybe idk but same tho
I knew I was not the only one
I never forgot
Sofia M 555 likes 5 comments I DONT WANNA RUIN IT
"As long as you don't swallow" ~Daniel Howell 2017
Elizabitch BAMBAM IS YOUR PROFILE PHOTO MY BABBYY
"Shove it in your fucking mouth" -Daniel Howell 2017
IGOT7 aaaahhhh
OH SHIT XD
shoutout to the “honey you’ve got a big storm coming (snaps)” vine
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WHOLE VIDEO ITS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
YOU COULD SHOP AT 5 OR 6 STORES IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO^^
yup
you could shop at _5_ or _6_ stores
Catherine Hansen or _just 1_
I'VE LITERALLY BEEN TRYING TO GET EVERY PERSON I KNOW TO USE LIGHT UP STAR WARS CHOPSTICKS FOR SIX MONTHS AND PHIL HEARD ME
@high five the skylander dragonfly YT Truly and undeniably, but do they still eat with them?
I HOPE DAN AND PHIL REALIZE HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE THESE EVERYDAY VIDEOS AND HOW HARD THEY WORK TO GIVE US ENTERTAINING CONTENT!!!!!!!!!
I appreciate them, but sometimes I worry and I think maybe they could use a break
@@alexairysrosario8541 well isn’t this hilarious
@@sammyjaddyy8003 💀
@@sammyjaddyy8003 pls😭
I love how Phil uses the word 'GEESE' as a safety blanket
Ok now these videos are just an excuse for dan and phil to eat snacks
Jessica lol so true
Jessica me on an aesthetic level
there turning int Shane Dawson!
right hahah
tRUE...
Especially cheese ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:17
dan:'whichiswerewetryandpickupanapkinwithchopsticks,andthatshitisdifficult'
me: alright mate wanna talk any faster
noahfinn _
Maybe because I watch James Charles videos but that didn't feel "fast"
That wasn’t fast at all
*sees chili gummies* AHHH FLASHBACKS AHHH
I always see your comments! You have quickly become my favorite person here
Gumball Cupcake Peterson thank you ❤️
Jessica How you feeling dan
🖕
Tristyn Paige [dan] is feeling sad
“You lost BUDDY” -Dan 2k17
I’m just thinking about phil launching a piece of tuna across a sushi bar and I’m CaCkLiNg
In fifth grade my class had a chopstick challenge with m&ms and being the only Asian in my class it was extremely fun
SAME! Except I'm not Asian and it was cheerios
Same, when ever there is a chopstick challenge at my school it’s just me up against one of the two other Asians girls
PeteWentzFromMyChemicalRomance Is that a p!atd reference I see?
*dan talking about the gummy chili* I'm small and full of pain
ME
shebeisawkward d ME
Me: *watches this while eating dinner with chopsticks*
Actually me
Jamie briliant
Same
me
Same here XDD
Can we just appreciate that they prepared a video for us even though they went to the Star Wars premiere tonight? Cause I appreciate them
I am more jealous that they went to the premiere, but whatever. Still thankful
MehMonster they are proooooooos
All I'm saying is, they seemed very married in this video.
All jokes aside, I hope they know that we're all proud of them. And this video was humorous
WELL.
@Isa ikr
guess what- 😂😂😂😂
Little did he know...
Well.
"I'm hot and I may be small, but I'm full of pain"
I present to everyone, my senior quote
Dan has the most infectious laugh
Splaatt The Supreme contagious?
Maria -chan infectious. I’m literally dying send help
Dan: "Famous last words Lester"
Me: "I am not afraid to keep on living Lester"
Time to play: let's spot the emos XD
I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
MormonDude Starfaith “i am not afraid to walk this world alone Lester”
HONEY, IF YOU STAY I'LL BE FORGIVEN
finally one of my people hi what’s up
*SHOULD WE GET SOME PLATES? WE'RE NOT EATING IN A BARN. WHAT IS THIS?*
*mom mode activated*
"Grease up those chopsticks, laddie"
baby dab No
Lol
baby dab l u b r i c a t e
Phil is adorable while eating the paper I can't
Galexis iKr
Geese is my panic noise
Maggie rose GEESE! GEESE!
ikkkkk that’s my favorite part of the video
Geeese!!!!!
"how did you do that so fast?"
picks up marshmallow
"oh, it's really easy"
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks are provided only on request."
"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."
"True," the waiter shot back, "but we'd have to hire three more people to sweep the floor.
im dense someone please explain
The waiter is saying the patrons of the restaurant are so bad with chopsticks, all the food would be on the floor, so they would need more employees to clean up in between diners, as compared to the one person just doing the dishes as ordinary
oh thanks lmfao
Well shit they are just doing this to troll us.
"wHaT's ThE ChApStIcK ChAlLeNgE" - daniel howell 2k17 from that one livestream
What livestream??
idk i think it was at some point in august
He once said chopstick instead of chapstick.
Literally
I SAW THAT
Phil screeching “GEESE” is literally amazing
Dan: “Famous last words Lester”...
Me: *Cries in emo thinking thats an MCR reference*
no more crying :)
Fuckin SAMME
Dont cry, craft
me omg just m e
dan seems so happy :)
i love this song
Ik it makes me happy
why wouldn’t he be? he’s not the one eating crickets after all ;)
I thought "how can you possibly make this entertaining?" and then you did it.
"Smol but full of pain" Thnks fr th snr qt.
are you a fall out boy song title or something
I hate that I understand your sentence.
By fall out boy
12:02
Phil- ”i need the fruit juice”
Dan-”the fruit juice is empty”
Biggest plottwist
*fruit shoot (little bottles of juice we have in the uk and perhaps in other places)
The meme killed me XD "You've got a big storm comin'" *SNAP*
Choco Loco ikr
Dan calling Phil "buddy" is my aesthetic 🖤
Smol, but full of pain.... *same*
3:35 we all call Phil dad, but he really is mom
Dan’s laugh is so freaking contagious
*MY GAWD MAN*
Anna Noel It really is XD
MY HEART JUST SKIPPED A BEAT I THOUGHT IT SAID CHAPSTICK
lauren OML SAME
SAMEEEE
SaMeEEEE
YES I HAD HALF A HEART ATTACK!! (In a good way)
lmao u guys are weird
*HONEY, YOU’VE GOT A BIG STORM COMIN’*
Are we not gonna talk abt how cute Phil looked when he lighted up his chopsticks???
How did phil not eat those mega marshmallows prior to this video?
Tali ! He probably got two bags. 😂
imeatingyourhead or three
Knowing dan he probs has an extra bag somewhere in their kitchen
Dan saying "Oh dear" in Phil's child voice. Eyyy 😂😍
DAN AND PHIL YOGA CHALLENGE
MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Please
“You’ve lost, buddy.”
Oh my lord. Yearbook quote found.
you talkin' bout the school yourself or life in general
or something else
Phil saying honey gave me life
milky babe same
wHen
WHEN
when?
WHAT TIME SIGNATURE
Now play *Chopsticks* on the piano (Dan).
Nite Lights XD nice one
I cant be the only one who thought this said the ChapStick challenge and almost screamed
SeppYEEphan Twas SAME BRUH
SeppYEEphan Twas yes! I thought so too!
same
SeppYEEphan Twas I thought the same thing😂😂
SeppYEEphan Twas i didnt almost scream I legit went “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AHHHHHHH”
well phil WAS right, he didn't eat the meal worm, just the salt and vinegar crickets
Ohhhh true!
Can they do best friend quiz again
I love those
yaas
Please please please do
Yess
YES
they should do best friend vs brother
I love how you titled it to give us all a heart attack
Aliiciabrux IKR IKR AHHHH
I love the title so so much... You trolls
HONEY
*YOU'VE GOT A BIG STORM COMING*
lauren time?
Snap
You could stop at 5 or 6 stores
Or just 1
Can I ask you a kinda weird question?
*jump*
5:05 Phils smile is the cutest thing I have ever witnessed. I'm dying.
I wanted to see them attempt to pick up the giant spider!
nutkja me too! why didn't they? there was a whole bunch of stuff still left at the end... it's just, you know... the video could've been so much longer!
Ines Miller the rule was best of 5
Haru Kuroma aww I must've missed that... thanks for the reply :) I wonder who's idea it was to put a limit on the sugar intake ;)
I read this as "the chapstick challenge" and I got way too excited.
lmao maybe they did it on purpose
this is probably the closest thing we'll get to the chapstick challenge lol
for so long i’ve been looking for which dan and phil video had the “honey you’ve got a big storm coming” and for at least 6 months i gave it up and i fucking finally found it about half an hour ago on accident i’m so glad and i just have to share it with everyone
*Still waiting for my 24 hour monopoly livestream*
Juce Y E S
SAME
ME
We need to trend this on every social media site
Juce 😂😂
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi!
10/10 pun
"10 outta 10 would pun again"
punderful.
Heard it already
You're on a roll today aren't you mate... 😅
*phIL* ‘famous last words’ *LeSTeR*
Anna Noel *is literally so tempted to scream mcr*
Kay The Nerd Same tho
Literally thought MCR😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
Kay The Nerd same honestly
Fellow Killjoys woooo!!!!
Don't worry Phil, I have Totorro chopsticks so you're not alone
Skitty Kitty off topic things
I had a cat named skitty so you’re name is cool
I also have a cat named shitty kitty so also neat
The show supernatural made a Totoro reference earlier and I died.
Have a good day🖤🖤
The Double A Batteries lmao I had a cat named skittles when I was 7 and I would call her skitty kitty, and my mom would call her shitty kitty
**immediately searches for totoro chopsticks on amazon**
edenintherain i think i got them at barnes and noble 😭😭
Those crickets resemble my cooking
Megan Childs same
Megan Childs innit 😂
“honey, you got a big storm comin’”
*SNAPS*
my kink is dan calling phil buddy
koalie. I was scrolling looking for this comment/proclamation. I guess I can rest easy now.
when Phil brought out his chopsticks he had just the best, most adorable look on his face and I just can’t-
“Well u better grease up those chopsticks laddy because u might be” - Phil 2017
mood: dan shoving a mega marshmallow into his mouth
Tali ! Same
I've never seen sugar paper before so I keep thinking they're going to get paper cuts on their tounges
Hailizers thanks
Sugar paper is pretty great and the texture wouldn't do that its actually pretty thick
ThoughtsOfaDame nice
The pidgeon profile pic 👌🏼
Omg I see you everywhere
pov: you're watching this video because you're sad and miss them lmao
Finally a good pov tiktok
I wonder how many people died from a heart attack thinking it was the chapstick challenge... because I did.
too many
rip me
I've been trying to become good at using chopsticks but whenever I try at a friend's house they always force a fork onto me. "Oh do you need a fork? It's okay you can have one. Here you go! Just in case you decide to *give up* "
Good luck to You :D
I might start trying to use chopsticks for everything, but need to order a pair of chop sticks first :p
yesss y'all go get that gamingmas sponsorship
chelsea yee
9:27 cc says *steamy eye contact*
stop messing with us lol
Did you see the look in their eyes tho!?
*Pretty sure only Dan and Phil can make shoving a mega sized marshmallow into their mouths incredibly attractive*
Anna Noel okay but when Dan shoved that marshmallow in his mouth it was so hot 😂
I find it quite difficult to disagree with you. At first I was thinking "Was it really that great?" However I stopped fighting it. They make it extremely attractive and cute.
Dan smiles so big when phil gets excited I cant breathe
I’m so proud that the mega marshmallow haven’t been open!!!
7:21 it's hilarious because you can see his expression change from excited to disgust
Those marshmallows are bigger than my will to live
Min Yoon Gi The chili candy is bigger than my will to live. Wym. 😂
OMG ARMMYYYYYYYYY
ayeee
The entire phandom read this title as “THE CHAPSTICK CHALLENGE” and got their hopes up
Simply Gracie ohmyshitheyneedtodothatrightnow
YEAH
legit the only reason they named it the chopstick challenge
Simply Gracie yeah
literally about to comment about that lmao
dan you're still kind of doing a peace sign in the thumbnail
No he isn’t that’s swearing in England lol
Bella Curcio I
he's also got a rising sun flag (basically a swastika flag) in the thumbnail.. how neat is that..
rising sun flags have red suns in the middle and they're completely different to swastikas so good one materino
It'sJustKatie he’s swearing at us brits
0:51 caught me so offguard I'm actually screaming
Dnp: watch the lunchbox comparison vid over there
End screen: has the bean boozled vid instead
Pro TH-camrs y’all
Tali ! ; They fixed it 😂😂
In Chinese class today, my friend was literally eating a bag of chips with chopsticks
Fiona Skye I eat my chips with chopsticks. It keeps your fingers from getting messy.
It helps with fingers, especially with hot Cheetos.
this is how i normally eat chips and Cheetos tbh
it’s the east asian way!
you have lessons in Chinese?
I clicked right away because I thought it said Chapstick Challenge then when I saw it wasn't I was sad then I saw it was Dan and Phil and I got happy again lol
Rewatching this, I forgot about the wheel. It’s the same one my 6th grade Social Studies teacher used to randomly choose us when no one raises their hand.
I'm rewatching this cuz I was almost passing out when I watched the first time sjsjjjs
Dear god, i hate those kind of teachers
THEY GOT GINA
Lmao mine too