Explaining Irish Football (GAA) To Foreigners | TOMMY TIERNAN

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  • The GAA is a wonderful, beautiful creation of ours, but suffice to say if you're not Irish, you probably don't know what they are. You wouldn't know that all GAA players are amateur, and to play county makes you the pride of your parish, or that you'll have your father screaming after you to "run you fat f**k". Well let Tommy explain to you just what the GAA really is. It's not just "irish football".
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  • @TommyTiernan
    @TommyTiernan  2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I'd tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea
    - Real GAA Commentary

    • @hyperrat12
      @hyperrat12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My name's Tiernan, my ma lives in Cork and I'm half Peruvian so this segment was all the better for me 😂 also my mom has actually photographed you at a charity comedy show ❤️

    • @dormerhouse1
      @dormerhouse1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      better go make the tea then.🤭

    • @JR-xo5jp
      @JR-xo5jp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hyperrat12 I'm Irish live in El Peru what part your family from bro ?

    • @hyperrat12
      @hyperrat12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JR-xo5jp Lima like most, kinda boring 😅

    • @JR-xo5jp
      @JR-xo5jp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hyperrat12 Lima is amazing one of my favourite cities ...me imagino hablas Espanol hermano ? Bueno dios lo bendiga viva El Peru,🇵🇪long live the Republic 🇮🇪

  • @jphone2022
    @jphone2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    ‘ if you go to a soccer match they don’t give a fuck about ya…If you go to a GAA match they have to give a fuck about ya ‘
    Has anyone ever summed up so succinctly why GAA is so important to us all ? You keep her lit Tommy…keep her lit !

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Like 30 chimps playing golf with the one ball!" Christ, thats a great line!!

  • @jasoncarter3921
    @jasoncarter3921 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We play Hurling in New Jersey, wherever you are look up your nearest GAA and give it a go

  • @m_d1905
    @m_d1905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love hurling, don't quite get it, but I love it! Every now and then catch the Gaelic Games.

    • @darraghsheehan9467
      @darraghsheehan9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I promise you watch the whole championship. Fastest and best game on earth to watch I promise you 👍

    • @danielkeenan1676
      @danielkeenan1676 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was a game ancient warriors played before war to get them prepared to the roughness of battle.

    • @devanman7920
      @devanman7920 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darraghsheehan9467 Ya its such an incredible game. Every single year without fail its fantastic. Honestly don't understand why anyone would watch football over it.

    • @jabbadabbajew6035
      @jabbadabbajew6035 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay-lick

    • @johnrockyryan
      @johnrockyryan ปีที่แล้ว

      It is better than the English premiership that for sure cause for one the player aren't pussies who spend more time on the floor than they do running and the pace they go at is something that the soccer player will never go at

  • @abrahamtomahawk
    @abrahamtomahawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Love it. Used to play shinty and was in a couple of youth teams that went over to play against the hurling guys. Managed to get to the Leinster hurling final at Croke park. Great craic.

    • @heathermcdougall8023
      @heathermcdougall8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to play shinty, and I can tell you , that even the girls got a bit violent with each other!!

    • @abrahamtomahawk
      @abrahamtomahawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heathermcdougall8023 Quite. One evening we put down our shinty sticks and picked up the hurleys for a game of camogie against the girls. They were even more physical than the guys!

    • @knittylane3016
      @knittylane3016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an American all I can say is What?

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idir shinty, iománaíocht agus an teanga Ghaelach atá imeallaithe, shílfeá gurbh iad an náisiúin céanna iad Éireann agus Garbhchríocha na hAlban in amanna! (Nílim ag maíomh gurbh ea, ach tá cosúlachtaí ann!)

    • @abrahamtomahawk
      @abrahamtomahawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cigh7445 Uill ghluas na daoine cheiltach mun cuairt air an Roinn Eorpa, 's mar sin tha ceangal eadar Eireannach, Gaidhlig, Cuimreach, Breton, Mannanach 's Cornach.

  • @86sineadw
    @86sineadw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'd love to see Jim Carrey on the Tommy Tiernan show. I've heard Tommy talk about how being unprepared for his performances and just going with whatever Shite comes oush of his moush and prays the audience gets it. Because of this kind of naturalness to his performance, I think that himself and Jim would make a very interesting conversation.

    • @Eoin_D
      @Eoin_D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you see Jim on norm mcdonald

    • @aislingtuffy6515
      @aislingtuffy6515 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is one of the better suggestions for fans of both inspiring & succinctly grounded men (who don't feel compelled to be 'on comedy mode' every time in public) to chat! Please do this!! Another engaging exchange would be Graham Norton & Steve Harvey

    • @jerryoshea3116
      @jerryoshea3116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be mislead by the media,Carey is full on Hollywood!(even if 'he doth protest to much')

  • @cuddles4068
    @cuddles4068 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love this man....he is just hilarious 😂

  • @johnf5476
    @johnf5476 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Irish are such eloquent people, I can’t get enough of this.

    • @SMacCuUladh
      @SMacCuUladh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      feck off (that's as eloquent as I get)@msmissy6888

  • @toniabrunetti9084
    @toniabrunetti9084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love you Tommy!!!! You are brilliant!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @tomfoley5837
    @tomfoley5837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    as a foley, this is how it goes

  • @sonofaseawarrior
    @sonofaseawarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    'Oim his fahda - oah coase I knoow whaere hee lives!' 😂
    One of the best comedians on the scene. So angry/So lovely. 😡😍

  • @QoStoOds
    @QoStoOds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im glad that came through my feed.

  • @murman6140
    @murman6140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Any chance of you coming to Frankfurt for a show Tommy?

  • @robertdoyle687
    @robertdoyle687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm thankful for my Irish heritage - Father from Carlow and Mother from Coatbridge, Scotland (33rd County of Ireland) 🇮🇪

    • @Ethan-xf4or
      @Ethan-xf4or 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No one cares.

    • @razormouth3414
      @razormouth3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Ethan-xf4or did that make you feel good? 🙄

    • @derekmcgregor7459
      @derekmcgregor7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coatbridge!?!? That is unionist heartlands down there.

    • @Ethan-xf4or
      @Ethan-xf4or 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@razormouth3414 just a typical yank. My grandmothers cousins sister was Irish bla bla bla lol

    • @fianna.xo05
      @fianna.xo05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ethan-xf4or FR I know what you mean I get this alot. "My mums sisters best friends dogs owner is Irish so that makes us related!"

  • @AnnesleyPlaceDub70
    @AnnesleyPlaceDub70 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The slating of the Premier League wannabee bar-stoolers in this clip was genius.

  • @drh02
    @drh02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'I'm his father' got me

  • @md-ps2hx
    @md-ps2hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tommy Tiernan is a genius.

  • @diarmuidoconnor4268
    @diarmuidoconnor4268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one love...in austria missing home...time to meet for them to the fucking bager i thinks....

  • @luddite2702
    @luddite2702 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fight, bite, kick etc etc.

  • @gigliolarusso1047
    @gigliolarusso1047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best!!!!!!

  • @debbywillan5165
    @debbywillan5165 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God bless the Irish!

  • @emjackson2289
    @emjackson2289 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Surprised a heckler didnt yell out "HURLEY TOMMY! HURLEY!"

  • @rosemaryfarell5264
    @rosemaryfarell5264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tommy the Funny Roy Keane.

  • @rachels5741
    @rachels5741 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is this like Shinty? Scot here..

  • @chareeokee2732
    @chareeokee2732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahaha we are always playing Georgia

    • @vijayiyer8518
      @vijayiyer8518 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a result, do you always have georgia on your mind ? ;)

  • @deeryker
    @deeryker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So good,,,

  • @paulharrion3398
    @paulharrion3398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And then Teignmouth in Devon? 😉

  • @rosemarybrown4681
    @rosemarybrown4681 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So funny 🤣🤣

  • @aidancoyle246
    @aidancoyle246 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tiernan is as funny as a fire in an orphanage on Christmas Day.

    • @Comerford1986
      @Comerford1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not that funny

    • @adammeaney
      @adammeaney ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did someone hurt you feelings princess

  • @davidbrennan3613
    @davidbrennan3613 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very good, seen Tommy twice in new york he's very funny

  • @richard01690
    @richard01690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think your genius is lost on some. What harm.

  • @siyabonganqayana
    @siyabonganqayana ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reminds me of a guy who would go around saying he doesn't believe you offered him a certain amount of money but he came and asked for help from you,then he would announce the day he plans to just give it back to you, they will believe him when he gives you and walking away leaving you like speechless, hahaha, because you still had something to say and he just left, crazy people around for sure but it caught up with him, people avoiding him to a point where he got sick and eventually got a license to not be around, maybe his senses were not getting along like him and the people who found out and avoided him so the heart stopped communication with the body, maybe that's what happened to Jesus

  • @MichaelTynan-kr6mt
    @MichaelTynan-kr6mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Totally apt , soccer the beautiful game, me hole, and what's with kissing each other when they get a goal.., over priced wankers

  • @nicholassmirz6041
    @nicholassmirz6041 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isn't Gaelic Football just aussie rules and soccer blended?

    • @pearseduddy7527
      @pearseduddy7527 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah other way round gaa came first

    • @bradleyedwards9244
      @bradleyedwards9244 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@pearseduddy7527
      AFL is so much more skilfull than Gaelic😉

  • @GerryScullion
    @GerryScullion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does he put on that accent?

    • @fermageehamilton1402
      @fermageehamilton1402 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because that’s his accent, and he goes a bit harder on the accent when he is impersonating people as he tells the story.

    • @GerryScullion
      @GerryScullion ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fermageehamilton1402 I see.

  • @brianmurphy6243
    @brianmurphy6243 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's rteu

  • @edajungck
    @edajungck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣

  • @michaelmcmullan2300
    @michaelmcmullan2300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I R a at play

  • @dormerhouse1
    @dormerhouse1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what would a Donegal man know about hurling?🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @johnmulhern2833
      @johnmulhern2833 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty much the same as any other Irish person

  • @Norvik_-ug3ge
    @Norvik_-ug3ge ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GAA amateur status is simply a relic of its origin in British society of the late 1800s, all organised British sports were amateur to begin with. Football (soccer) and rugby (league) went professional early-ish on, other games such as athletics and rugby union remained amateur for decades. Trying to make a case for the GAA being special or different because it prefers to see its best players emigrate rather than pay them properly is...dubious.

    • @marcphelan9883
      @marcphelan9883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gaa only exists to offer an alternative to British sports in Ireland, to this day Gaa is a nationalist Irish sport and rugby and field hockey are seen as foreign British sports mostly played by protestant settlers /planters

  • @luddite2702
    @luddite2702 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to be a gaa person.
    1, always expect people to have no choice as the gaa wants and has had a monopoly.
    2. Always kick out at an opponent who has just scored against you.
    3. Fight as much as possible and punch your opponent at every opportunity.
    4. make sure your local priest is a member of your gaa club.
    5. Swear profusely.
    6. Swear allegiance to mick dunne the famous commentator not.
    7. Support rascism and discrimination.
    8. Support terrorists.
    Following the above will put you on the right track to be accepted in this scummy and corrupt organisation. Go raibh maith agat.

  • @billabong9215
    @billabong9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like Tommy but this character of the rambling gypsy isn't his greatest.

    • @alankilen6646
      @alankilen6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree. He's quite sad at times.

  • @pattyandbustershow1031
    @pattyandbustershow1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hurling is what we called puking

  • @maureenmartin4730
    @maureenmartin4730 ปีที่แล้ว

    He doesn’t need to swear or be crude to be funny...

  • @havennewbowtow8835
    @havennewbowtow8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not funny anymore

  • @dunlaoghaire
    @dunlaoghaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So affected. His accent is really hammed up.😐

    • @alankilen6646
      @alankilen6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always thought that. A bit of the Saoirse Ronan's about him. She's a New Yorker...

    • @paulmoneill
      @paulmoneill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... who only lived there til she was 3 before swapping it for the bright light(s) of Carlow and then later on Dublin.

    • @alankilen6646
      @alankilen6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulmoneill Mate, she's a Noo Yorker, no nobody with that accent.

    • @ikeaboy_damo
      @ikeaboy_damo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know plenty people who talk like this when there amped up / telling a joke. None of them are from Dun Laohaire incidently.

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you ever left Dun Laoghaire and heard a real Irish non-Dub person speak?
      Obviously he's full of energy and shouting and acting on stage, but his accent is perfectly normal for someone who grew up in the parts of the country he grew up in (as somebody from the very south I'd place him as maybe Midlands or northern Leinster)

  • @pappy9473
    @pappy9473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's categorically unfunny.
    When a comedian feels it necessary to instruct security to eject hecklers he hasn't got the wit to cope. (witnessed)
    He just prances about like a fool using explitives as his crutch.
    Woeful. Just not funny. Lowest denominator humour.

    • @Cora342
      @Cora342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      On a nirvana video someone should at kurt cobain
      You suck
      To which he replied
      Then why are you here?
      I say the same to you friend

    • @pappy9473
      @pappy9473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cora342 I had the misfortune of attending a T. Tiernan performance interestingly preceeded by his sister who was mildly humourous.
      The story about the security is true.
      Dylan Moran, an intelligent droll comedian, would reduce a heckler to embarrassment, silence and a laughing stock.
      T. Tiernan simply hasn't the wit to do so.

    • @dkinclonberne
      @dkinclonberne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pappy9473 so you went to a Tommy show, didn't like it, but you are here on TH-cam watching his video and commenting on your dislike for him lol 😂, what a 🤡 you are 😂😂😂

    • @pappy9473
      @pappy9473 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free tickets for Vicar Street (there were plenty).
      His cousin was the support comedian (keep it in the family) and she was a quite funny.
      When he came on a heckler was giving him grief from the back of the crowd. After a short while Tiernan stopped the show to have the heckler removed by security.
      There are many Irish comedians who would have demolished the guy with humour and the audience would have relished it.
      Zero repect for the Nazi approach.

    • @pearseduddy7527
      @pearseduddy7527 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pappy9473 so why are you here commenting about it man?

  • @gtavmj-1852
    @gtavmj-1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man,... this guy juet isnt funny.... litralley relies on his irish accent for EVERY LAUGH... :(

  • @jakesullivan8339
    @jakesullivan8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gaa is actually pretty boring
    Soccer is way better to watch

    • @cuchulainn792
      @cuchulainn792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gaa boring, ah come on. Soccer is boring for 90mins you might not get a score. Hurling one of the fastest most skillfull games in the world and its Irish. Im being biased now.

    • @jakesullivan8339
      @jakesullivan8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cuchulainn792 I'm irish but I've always found hurling so boring
      Half the time u can't see the ball and sports where you hit it over a bar which the goalie can do nothing about suck

    • @billabong9215
      @billabong9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakesullivan8339 fair enough. 😐

    • @Frank-bv9fs
      @Frank-bv9fs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have you ever actually sat down and really watched football of hurling? If so I couldn't believe you'd have this take

    • @jakesullivan8339
      @jakesullivan8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Frank-bv9fs I'm from kerry
      I play the bloody sport

  • @jredmondscaff
    @jredmondscaff ปีที่แล้ว

    GAA has got to be the most pathetic sport Ive ever seen ...Rubbish