"In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport, and her nuclear power plant's team has won the championship 5 years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on Earth with a dodgeball."
Saw this at the movies with a friend of mine and I couldn't stop cracking the fuck up. At one point, he looked at me and whispered "shut the fuck up." Good movie.
I actually think poopy flavored lollipop from the rated version is actually funnier because lonely women would actually find a use for a cock flavored lollipop. Poopy flavored lollipops have no use.
Seen this movie like 20 times and always discover new gems. My last time watching it finally hit me hard when Ben said "Freaky Naughty" . Died laughing. Never really stood out to me before.
‘Looks like the average joes are going to forfeit here cotton’ “Bold strategy there, let’s see if it pays off here for them” I died in that part wish it was here😂
best quote in movie is.... "nobody makes me bleed my own blood.... nobody!" I remember first watching this movie in theatres and could not stop laughing after he said that.. I dunno y I though it was so funny but still to this day when I watch dodge all and watch that scene I laugh so hard I'm in tears..
+Zack Heck In the theater, that's the line that got me to laugh the hardest too. Re-watching it, I like a lot of the other stuff better cause it replays better, but that line really got me at the time.
In 2:51 there is a cactus patch on his left shoulder. That patch is from a WWII camp called camp Howze. Camp Howze is in in Gainesville Texas in the north. Strangely enough, most people in that city don't even know it exists.
this very well might b stillers best role. I would evn place this higher than his character in tropic thunder, he gets to do more with whites character, Ben stole the show here
There is only one Rip Torn.. he is the only one that could of played that role... he nailed it in the movie summer rental, and beer, and his portrayal of Patches is one that can’t be duplicated
3:04 is the funniest damn part in the entire movie. Hahaha!! I could watch it on a neverending loop for a year and it would still be just as funny as the first time!
wait a min! on 3:37, vince had his one foot out of triangle when he threw the ball. He is suppose to keep both feet in the triangle at all times. How did they not see that?
I just saw this movie for the first time. Now i know the origin of about 200 jokes i heard my classmates/teammates/friends say tons of times over the years.
There should more funny scenes in Dodgeball like you’re got get angry you’re got get mean you’re angry now especially when Gordon getting hit by a car that crack me up 😂
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.. Nobody!"
Used that line so many times, thank you Dodgeball.
Would you elaborate on one of those times?
You too?
Every line in this film is quotable.
SirAaron29 probably seen this movie over 30 times and I quote it always.
“It’s just not believable Cotton!”
Crybaby, go ahead
@@MisterMalleable wake up smithy!!
Blade..... Laser..... Blazer.....
So simple. So funny.
Iain Meldrum Michelle
Miguel Rivera Michel.
@@rayoser what about fazer?
"They've got guys name blazer and taser and all kinds of 'azers."
Blazer’s stare gets me every time
RIP Rip. You can only dodge so many wrenches in life.
Yeah. I'm immediately convinced he's no longer around anymore... I've just seen the comment now. He was the master comedian of the film.
Loompa Oompa he was crushed by two tons of irony
"I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you."
Genius.
Damm tongue twister
"Tomorrow is the day when we separate the strong from the weak, the men from the boys, and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."
GOAT
Canceled.
"In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport, and her nuclear power plant's team has won the championship 5 years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on Earth with a dodgeball."
So much humor went over my head as a youngster
Ball me Blazer!
END OF DEMO!
Rest In Peace rip. I always remember you from this and men in Black
Also Hercules
@@jimmy_the_squid9456 And the timeless classic Freddie Got Fingered
Did he make you proud?
Saw this at the movies with a friend of mine and I couldn't stop cracking the fuck up. At one point, he looked at me and whispered "shut the fuck up."
Good movie.
me too I annoyed my friend as well. lol
What was your friend's problem? You laughing?😂🤣
Whitey snapping his finger and Michelle instantly showing up will always be my favorite part of this movie
Mine is when white is flipping them off while riding on the back of the scooter
I will say that Ben Stiller is the best part of this film.
Nah I'd say rip torn but stillers a really good second
Lol just my opinion tho
I know. His character cracked me up!
ShinbrigTV What about Rip Torn?
I'll say rip torn made this movie
He's more of a pirate than you'll ever be
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but its sterile and I like the taste.
+FrappMocha real talk
How was that not in here?
Where did come from?
We got Patches' death in here, but not this line.
@@ksoldier7362 patches
In case anyone is wondering. It is.
It's spelled Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky!
"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"
“Bro its still in the truck.” 😂
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball
I know you,you know you,I know you know that I know you.
"Queerbait, go ahead"
One of the best lines in the movie
“Me or…” 😂😂😂
Love cartmans. “Bring it on, queerbait.”
"You're about as useful as a c***flavored lollipop"
😂😂😂
I actually think poopy flavored lollipop from the rated version is actually funnier because lonely women would actually find a use for a cock flavored lollipop. Poopy flavored lollipops have no use.
@Matt Gerrish
Oh sweet summerchild, you have never been to the internet have you?
I actually doubt there's a flavour of lollipop that wouldn't see use at all.
Tallywort Poopy flavored
my god thats million dollar idea! cok flavored lollipop will big huuuuge!
"Oh I almost forgot, our last player! Meet Fran Stalinovskaviczdedvediveczsky!"
Hail Romanovia!
PointOfViewUk how the hell did you spell that....
subtitles
...( Lady in red starting) XD
She was scary...
Clicks fingers, scooter pulls up. Just genius.
Cram it up your cramhole lafleur is a classic
I love that one
What about Jason Bateman's stuff? His interactions with Gary Cole as sports commentators were good, too.
+Nathalie Cobussen "And average Joes wins in a shocking upset!" Pepper: "I feel shocked."
+Callum Crawford "it's gotta be hair cotton, it's beauuutiful, feathered and lethal"
+Nathalie C such an astute analysis
Pepper Needs New Shorts!......He will not be able to see very well Cotton.....Usually you got to pay double for that kind of action Cotton
Yes
Ben Stiller is awesome. He's the only one who can say, "Fucking Chuck Norris" and continue to exist.
teeemoy RESPECK! BRO
Fuck man can you imagine how much it would hurt to have a wrench thrown at your face
You would probably die from the hit lol
+RwbyAndHisTales Justin Long has said that even though it was made of rubber, it still hurt a lot.
Or get a concussion.
the wrench that hit justin long broke him face open. even though they were rubber
José Canales my grandpa got beat with a wrench by his brother
"oh I don't think i'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once"
too funny
Oh,*
There's one part I would've added:
"Christ. We're playing Boy Scouts.
Not quite
*Girl Scouts walk in*
Bollocks!"
And Pirate screaming at the girls “IM GONNA SEND YOU TO HELL!” 😂😂
GOD DAMN YOU BERNICE
Seen this movie like 20 times and always discover new gems. My last time watching it finally hit me hard when Ben said "Freaky Naughty" . Died laughing. Never really stood out to me before.
Dodgeball was Hilarious as it was inspirational.
‘Looks like the average joes are going to forfeit here cotton’
“Bold strategy there, let’s see if it pays off here for them”
I died in that part wish it was here😂
The way he says "queer bag, go ahead" makes me crack up everytime. He says it as if it's like socially acceptable hahaha
"Queer bait"
It was at the time
@@packersnerd people still say it lol
if you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball
What?
+connor amato *Throws wrench at you*
***** *drops to the ground*
Always remember the 5Ds of dodgeball.
"Any other question?"
"Oh I'm not as dumb as you think that I thought that I think that I thought I was once was."
Todd Michaels NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD NOBODY
Just fucking comedy 😂🤣🤣
Best ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Your best player, thinks hes a pirate!
So many great quotes
The 5 D’s. Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and….. Dodge
no espn 8 "the ocho" announcers?
It's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off for them
*I read about it... IN A BOOK*
One of my all time favourite films! So funny yet so quotable....
one of the funniest movies ever if not The funniest.
Funniest movies ever how old are 16
He's 12 bitch,12 lmao
@@johnied850914 oh we've got a dry one here
2:50, one of my favorite lines.
This is the best fucking movie ever.
I miss these ridiculous early 00s comedies, so fun to watch
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!
If you can Dodge a wrench, you can Dodge a ball!
'Joney loves Chachey' after delivering perfect headshot lol
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood”
-the best Ben Stiller line in cinematic history
this movie is so amazing, it has loads of great quotes and insults in it, and also little things you laugh at everytime you see it
"That's some good clean family fun there ayy Cott?" XD
JOANIE LOVES CHACHII
Lmao
That was probably the funniest line in the Movie after dude gets pummeled in the face 😂
LOVE THE BIT WHERE HE SAYS IF U CAN DODGE A RENCH U CAN DODGE A BALL I ALWAYS LOVE THAT BIT U EARNED A LIKE
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!" *snaps fingers*
"Listen up crouch stain I belive in you , remember your training, bye bye."
"Shouldnt we learn how to dodge a ball?"
"That's what this sack of wrenches is for"
Him inflating his thing makes me crack tf up
I didn't know nazi camp got out this early. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
Yes I did
You forgot: “Love the smell of queef in the morning…”
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Rip Torn/Ben Stiller made this movie what it is lol
best quote in movie is.... "nobody makes me bleed my own blood.... nobody!" I remember first watching this movie in theatres and could not stop laughing after he said that.. I dunno y I though it was so funny but still to this day when I watch dodge all and watch that scene I laugh so hard I'm in tears..
+Zack Heck In the theater, that's the line that got me to laugh the hardest too. Re-watching it, I like a lot of the other stuff better cause it replays better, but that line really got me at the time.
Simpsons did it Simpsons did it!
Saw this in theaters. Not ashamed to admit I laughed so hard I peed a little.
"I've seen better runs in my shorts"......."your as useless as a poopy flavored lollypop". You gotta love Patches.😁
The whole movie is the best of the movie!
This is by far one of the best movies ever!
1:42 There's a souvenir for a lucky fan... best part of the movie right there!
I will always love the interaction
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"
**Snaps fingers**
[Me'shell drives up on a moped]
1:42, I must admit although he didn't hit his intended target, that was a hell of a takeout! 😂
Bullsye
DOWN GOES GOODMAN!! DOWN GOES GOODMAN!!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!
That is the one line I will always remember from this movie
Ben Stiller is such a great actor.
I’ve seen it 1,000 times, but I still laughs every time Justin Long takes that first wrench to the face.
Hops on a Vespa with a big dude lmao
In 2:51 there is a cactus patch on his left shoulder. That patch is from a WWII camp called camp Howze. Camp Howze is in in Gainesville Texas in the north. Strangely enough, most people in that city don't even know it exists.
I almost forgot how good early Two thousands comedy was. Before the dark times before the mall cops , the sequels, and the pixels...
Classic Ben stiller😂
I swear Justin Long is in every movie
Dodge Ball, The Longest yard, Superbad, Old School, Starsky ad Hutch, Anchorman and Tropical Thunder. The best comedy movies ever
this very well might b stillers best role. I would evn place this higher than his character in tropic thunder, he gets to do more with whites character, Ben stole the show here
Ben Stiller did such a phenomenal job in that movie.
"Thank you chuck Norris!"
The Justin long ball hits are hilarious
Can we just take a moment to talk about how this is a secret sequel to “Heavyweights”
There is only one Rip Torn.. he is the only one that could of played that role... he nailed it in the movie summer rental, and beer, and his portrayal of Patches is one that can’t be duplicated
Wheres the milkshake song?
The part where he hits him in he head with a wrench, has me in stitches every single time.
I loved this movie 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻
3:04 is the funniest damn part in the entire movie. Hahaha!! I could watch it on a neverending loop for a year and it would still be just as funny as the first time!
This films ridiculously underrated
Ben Stiller = Best insults and comebacks in history.
wait a min! on 3:37, vince had his one foot out of triangle when he threw the ball. He is suppose to keep both feet in the triangle at all times. How did they not see that?
Directors keep that one out hhee
1:35 It funny how patched laughs when he just got hit my car lol
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”
“Blaze...laser...blazer.” I can’t stop laughing
ben stiller and christine taylor (the first two in the first clip) are actually married lol
Billy Toms I guess they ended up mating after all lol
@@timpoolsbeanie2296and dating
Cute to see them in zoolander too. So i knew they had a chance. 😂❤
Watched this the other night and honestly didn't expect much. But I ended up laughing like an idiot throughout!
Haven't seen this in so long. Funny how the guy wearing the I ❤ robots shirt in this movie was the guy that spoke in a robot voice in Grandmas Boy.
How can you NOT have the "I'm not really an angry person" bit in here?!
I just saw this movie for the first time. Now i know the origin of about 200 jokes i heard my classmates/teammates/friends say tons of times over the years.
There should more funny scenes in Dodgeball like you’re got get angry you’re got get mean you’re angry now especially when Gordon getting hit by a car that crack me up 😂
“ come on, I get better runs in my shorts”
Lmao I remember I first watched this movie during my trip in Greece back in 2005 w/ my friends, it was hilarious
Just remember the words of paches o holihan
Rip Torn dodged wrenches and Traffic for 88 years. God speed sir.
Alan Tudyk was in 2 Fox released movies in 2004. Dodgeball and I, Robot