And to think I wanting this for chisitmas I didn't get looking bk now that Tommy glich if Ray yeyda actually gave a fuck he be turning his grave thankfully he do not give a fuck about playing Tommy so if we're alive he still wooded give two fuck
Rockstar: - Drops terrible remakes. - Takes your money. - Refuses to elaborate further. - Leaves. - Goes to re-release GTA 5 again. - Finally releases GTA 6 unfinished. UPDATE: Already leaked GTA 6 and people are losing their minds. Off to a great start.
love the flying car tricks, the game actually tries to recognize and reward you for what the car is doing despite never actually being possible to achieve such a crazy spin
I know this comment is late but, the girl was scripted to move forward to sweet's house but some how she got on full maniac mode and wanted to fight an armed grove member 😂, she disappeared because ( normally) she was supposed to walk to the house and disappear when the camera is not looking at her.
This was made by the people who ported the games to mobile. It is literally a remake based on the ports they did. Not a remake from the original. So fucken lazy. Good reminder on why you should never preorder.
@@SUM_Bliebschtil TBF, Considering how much developers are treated in the gaming industry is it any wonder they give little damn compared to a modder doing it for free?
@@Fiat_Multipla69 the entire game looks like it was made for only the Nintendo switch and apparently the NPC aggression has heightened along with glitches that weren't there before
Please tell you read the report rockstar put that a lie they said no one wanted story dlc or old gta that going to delay GTA 6 and keep making GTA v I'm not making this up please go to Google I'm sick and tired of GTA v
Except with GTA V, it’s primarily GTA V Online, and we all know that they’re just milking the shark card money from that. At least the trilogy are all primarily singleplayer games.
Not too hard to understand, nostalgia got in the driver seat for those people On top of that these are some classic games that people were excited to see get an upgrade Don't get me wrong, they should've waited before deciding to buy it, but i don't think most people expected a heaping pile of shit
Y know, we expect.... No, i expect something incridible on it. Like idk, diferent feature, gameplay, world, or something something?. I rush it, coz i think it something that i expected. But sadly its unexpected
the fact the game is broken enough for that to happen you kinda do get scared thinking your damn copy is haunted or some crap id cut my tv off instantly also lol
2:44 That's a hollow face illusion! I love to think that the man staring at us while wearing a taxidermic mask of the skin from another man's face rather than we are staring at his inside!
Shit like this makes Mass Effect: LE look like a damn masterpiece. I know the games are more modern, but damn did they [BioWare] mostly land the plane on that one.
@@selfefan1 There were a couple issues with some newly introduced glitches, human eyes looking weird at times in ME2/ME3, but that's about it. When I brought up the games being more modern, it was meant to recognize that it would have been easier to upscale the fidelity and resolution for the games textures; as opposed to the PS2 GTA games. Overall, I think BioWare did a good job with ME:LE
@@biggydx fair point. I was just a bit shocked that you even compared them since ME:LE actually made improvements while GTA basically only made downgrades and it would make more sense to just buy the original trilogy
5:41 Player: *Tries to get upstairs but it's crowded with NPC's* NPC: What did you do that for? *Player punched 2 npc* *NPC's looks at the player* *Player slides up on the rail and continued running*
Clearly no one tested this! 2:20 Peppy Hare is blushing. 6:36 Robbing Uncle Sam Hard mode. 8:05 Why you should look both ways! 9:31 They all had a blast alright! 9:43 Apparently that Trailer was attached by a half-torn rope.
Driver in van runs into Ryder. Game: "Wait a minute, what am I supposed to do when this happens?" Game has to stop for a moment to figure out what to do next. By the time it figures out what to do it's already been half a second so it decides to suddenly have Ryder already dead on the ground with the van running over him. 🤣 For real though this reminded me of some really half assed stop motion crap or something I would expect to see out of a badly made Claymation movie. 🤣
Why are most gaming companies corrupt? Nobody wanted this remaster, nobody wanted the 12 rereleases of GTA V. All rockstar had to do was work on GTA VI, but instead they went for the temporary quick money option like Bethesda
The end clip was definitely a Win
This game is comedy gold i like how rockstar loves to make fun of itself
Yo mang fo realz
I can almost hear this in CJ's voice lmfpo xD
GTA 5 Mountain Bike Ride
This is like watching a horror movie.
1:06
The time when CJ yelled "did you buy your license?!" After getting hit by a fuckin teleporting car got me good.
My license definitely wasn't free so I have no idea what that means...
@@GlennDavey It's like saying you drive so bad you found your driver license in a bag of chips. Don't take things literally.
GTA 5 Mountain Bike Ride
2:18
Respect+ for that player, I can tell that's someone who's a GTA vet and instinctively knows when a glitch is going to lead to death.
9:47
That was actually very impressive!
When re-master GTA have more Bugs than orginal. Ehh rockstar whyyy...
Rockstar: those are not bugs, those are new features
The amount of backlash they got for releasing
Pff, way over 9000
Original*
Grove Street Games
And to think I wanting this for chisitmas I didn't get looking bk now that Tommy glich if Ray yeyda actually gave a fuck he be turning his grave thankfully he do not give a fuck about playing Tommy so if we're alive he still wooded give two fuck
6:43 "Aint that a surprise"
- CJ
"i gtg"
Self aware moment
They truly improved everything... Even the bugs
Especially the bugs!
Rock* : Bugs? It's a feature
@@nth8204 considering many of the bugs showcased here were also in the vanilla games(like the monster truck glitch) I think your statement is true
Yup. The bugs are now 4K
6:28 ULTRACOP! Ultracop is here!
Rockstar:
- Drops terrible remakes.
- Takes your money.
- Refuses to elaborate further.
- Leaves.
- Goes to re-release GTA 5 again.
- Finally releases GTA 6 unfinished.
UPDATE: Already leaked GTA 6 and people are losing their minds. Off to a great start.
That last one bouta give me ptsd
R* is dead
T2 killed them
¿¿¿¿¿¿remakes?????
Not my money, they won't see a cent from me
Is cyberpunk
love the flying car tricks, the game actually tries to recognize and reward you for what the car is doing despite never actually being possible to achieve such a crazy spin
1:35 I love how the girl turns into a tech-9
"Lookin real tech9, danksta!"
@@lanceryderwilson8618 creative comment i ever seen
I know this comment is late but, the girl was scripted to move forward to sweet's house but some how she got on full maniac mode and wanted to fight an armed grove member 😂, she disappeared because ( normally) she was supposed to walk to the house and disappear when the camera is not looking at her.
the prop hunt match has started
4:03 when you notice the whole map is a square
"Ah Shit! Here we go again!" Compilation!
@Tommy Gaming Fake thats a rick roll
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
This one is not rick roll
@@user-iv6qf6hi4j u cant trick me i know the link
2:50 This is the man that you'd see tell you to hop in the van cause he has candy in there
9:29
OG loc: we are on fire
Big smoke: CJ!!!!!!! 🤣
Jajajajajaj
8:05 too funny can't stop laughing
Imagine if you do that mid mission
Ryder: "Oh s**t run!!"
Van Driver: "And i took that personally"
Райдер убит. Осталось прикончить Биг Смоука, Тенпенни и Пуласки - и игра пройдена! xD
Видимо мать Райдера не научила его смотреть налево и направо 😂
Man, no care went into making this trilogy, did there?
"We don't do simple ports" no, a simple port would've been better to be honest.
@@SUM_Bliebschtil modders have already begun fixing a lot of these problems that Rockstar couldn't be fucked to fix.
This was made by the people who ported the games to mobile. It is literally a remake based on the ports they did. Not a remake from the original. So fucken lazy. Good reminder on why you should never preorder.
Never trust MOBILE DEVELOPERS 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
@@SUM_Bliebschtil TBF, Considering how much developers are treated in the gaming industry is it any wonder they give little damn compared to a modder doing it for free?
@@SUM_Bliebschtil they should be the new rockstar.
4:07 haven’t heard that sound effect in years! Nostalgic as hell…
The best part of the remastered San Andreas is that it tells you how far a glitch launches your car.
5:30 Satan sent you to hell after that
1:00 That was so unpredictable, scary and funny at the same time!
This remake in a nutshell
This is gonna give me nightmares, 😁😁
Looked like something straight outta Hancock lol
"Did u buy ur license?"
06:57 That underwater _bruh_ hit me hard! 😂
😂same
The entire trilogy is a fail
Why? Is it really that bad?
Wanna buy it and im looking for honest opinions
@@Fiat_Multipla69 the entire game looks like it was made for only the Nintendo switch and apparently the NPC aggression has heightened along with glitches that weren't there before
Please tell you read the report rockstar put that a lie they said no one wanted story dlc or old gta that going to delay GTA 6 and keep making GTA v I'm not making this up please go to Google I'm sick and tired of GTA v
@@chriswright8074 when you're Wright your Wright
1:53 🤣🤣🤟🏻 Even CJ knows there are plenty of glitches in the game
It literally looks exactly like the mobile version. They just ported the mobile version on to consoles. 🤣🤣🤣
@Tommy Gaming really not rick roll
th-cam.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/w-d-xo.html
I k it's terrible but u gota be kidding making that statement.
..and PC.
People who did this remaster, they did mobile remaster.
Irs actually worse.
1:47 its probably attention to detail. Seems like C.R.A.S.H Cops visiting Big Smoke 🤣
It should be starting like that, this mission
I dont understand people. They complain about GTAV being on every platform for the past 8 years, but then rush to buy this....
Except with GTA V, it’s primarily GTA V Online, and we all know that they’re just milking the shark card money from that. At least the trilogy are all primarily singleplayer games.
Not too hard to understand, nostalgia got in the driver seat for those people
On top of that these are some classic games that people were excited to see get an upgrade
Don't get me wrong, they should've waited before deciding to buy it, but i don't think most people expected a heaping pile of shit
Y know, we expect.... No, i expect something incridible on it. Like idk, diferent feature, gameplay, world, or something something?. I rush it, coz i think it something that i expected. But sadly its unexpected
@@allvid_ hehe rockstar creamed you loyal fans like that train creamed that npc
definitely not hiring you for marketing
9:28 that "CJ" shout
CJAAAAAY
2:57 this is straight up terrifying
the fact the game is broken enough for that to happen you kinda do get scared thinking your damn copy is haunted or some crap id cut my tv off instantly also lol
@@warplanemasterx6532 the music just makes it even worse
Squidward With Blonde Hair yep
0:33 I DEFINITELY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT 😂😂😂😂
I really wasn't expecting it, it scared me a little bit. 😅
Cj :OOH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING
"Ah shit, here we go again! Another shitty port by Grove Street Games!"
2:44 That's a hollow face illusion! I love to think that the man staring at us while wearing a taxidermic mask of the skin from another man's face rather than we are staring at his inside!
Shit like this makes Mass Effect: LE look like a damn masterpiece. I know the games are more modern, but damn did they [BioWare] mostly land the plane on that one.
? what is wrong with ME:LE ? It that just the internet bitching for no reason again or did I miss something
@@selfefan1 There were a couple issues with some newly introduced glitches, human eyes looking weird at times in ME2/ME3, but that's about it. When I brought up the games being more modern, it was meant to recognize that it would have been easier to upscale the fidelity and resolution for the games textures; as opposed to the PS2 GTA games.
Overall, I think BioWare did a good job with ME:LE
@@biggydx fair point. I was just a bit shocked that you even compared them since ME:LE actually made improvements while GTA basically only made downgrades and it would make more sense to just buy the original trilogy
What the nonsense...
Just mindless bitching. The remaster was fine (though they didn't include the multiplayer).
3:06 Is _that_ what a sleep paralysis demon looks like?
The music makes it even creepier...
9:22 Mission Passed
Wasted
*Task Failed Successfully*
2:25 Helikopter Helikopter 😂😂😂
4:11 Brings a tear to me that a Fus Ro Dah can still exist today to bring a laugh
8:56 nothing unusual. Simple russian wedding
4:11 YES!!!!! THANK YOU Gamesprout, I have _sorely_ missed that one!🤣🤣🤣👍
THE CAR IS ON FIRE PLAYA
3:38 I genuinely laughed.
1:18 honestly, i wasn't expecting that lol
0:55 it's not a bug , it's the flying cars that we always wanted
RIPAZHA moment
4:30 i am pretty sure that was in the original game to
2:14 Wasted, Mission Passed, $15000, Respect+ 🤣
Task Failed Successfully
$50000
3:57 aaahhh legendary glitch.
Feelin nostalgic now.
5:53 a clear reference to the rapture, how could you not see Rockstar's genius here?
Rockstar Games: Man, making games in pandemic is hard. :(
CDPR: First time?
EA & Bethesda: Now we have a serious challenger!
Treyarch : Don't forget me!
It had 8 years doesn't count
9:50 NAILED IT
8:51 That's master chief's move
4:49 me neither.
The real fail is people actually buying recycled games.
Fr lol
I kinda agree, but remember there are young people that maybe never heard of the originals before, not everyone is as old as us, you know...
It's called preservation. They did a bad job with this one, but complaining about re-releases is stupid and so are you.
Remasters/remakes aren’t a bad thing in general
Mom, can I get death stranding
Mom: we have death stranding at home
Death stranding at home: 5:48
4:12 ans 6:36, the game still counted this bug as a personal performance ... it is not that buggy.. 😂😂😂
5:16 they don't need to fix this thing.they only need to fix these types of glitches
"All you had to do was make a damn decent game, Rockstar!!!!"
7:27
come on ! get out a ther
(music:some want the try A…)
BOOOM!
2:05 is why ragdoll physics needed to be put in this version. That sh*t just looked silly af.
0:10 Dam! I was laughing so hard my snot bursted out of my nose, I was not ready for this. 🤣
1:10 I've always wanted to do that! Thanks for uploading lol
3:35 CJ literally turned into the ''excuse me wtf'' after seeing this game
3:26 Holy shit, the professional ran into that same problem as well.
02:35 When asked how close I have been to death
New compilation, alright let's rock.
This is a disgrace to all 3 original games
7:09 Carl Johnson and the last Crusade.
7:50 ее новые хахали уже подъехали
This is as if they took the train mission and went "We could make this sooo much worse but for everything"
2:18 that helicopter doing donut or turning into beyblade i can't even haha XD
20 years of gta and we barely tapped the vastness of bug potential
😂😂😂
1:58 This is a bug from the OG GTA SA too. I've experienced this rarely in the original one.
8:03 exactly same thing happened with me years ago ... But it was a cement truck and had like 200 mph speed.
00:39 When I was told that the storm is so strong that even inside your house it must be raining
5:41
Player: *Tries to get upstairs but it's crowded with NPC's*
NPC: What did you do that for?
*Player punched 2 npc*
*NPC's looks at the player*
*Player slides up on the rail and continued running*
Clearly no one tested this!
2:20 Peppy Hare is blushing.
6:36 Robbing Uncle Sam Hard mode.
8:05 Why you should look both ways!
9:31 They all had a blast alright!
9:43 Apparently that Trailer was attached by a half-torn rope.
08:04 I almost couldn't drive anymore I was laughing so hard!! 🤣🤣🤣
DRIVE!?!? Don't watch your phone and drive!
Rockstar devs drive and work on their remasters at the same time
There's a simple answer for that: ryder getting isekai'd to another world by van-kun🤣
3:02 dude that's not even funny, that's lovecraftian horror.
Everyone sees the game wrong, they went full meme content with the trilogy.
9:38 wtf lmao?
My god, NPCs REALLY have it out for Sweet, I've seen so many different versions of him getting run over in that cut scene hahaha
1:06
"did you buy your licens"
"yes, but for a rocket launcher"
A legendary collection.
1:02: POV: you are seven years old walking down the road without looking down both sides to make sure it's safe
08:07 The best moment LMAO
Driver in van runs into Ryder.
Game: "Wait a minute, what am I supposed to do when this happens?"
Game has to stop for a moment to figure out what to do next. By the time it figures out what to do it's already been half a second so it decides to suddenly have Ryder already dead on the ground with the van running over him. 🤣
For real though this reminded me of some really half assed stop motion crap or something I would expect to see out of a badly made Claymation movie. 🤣
I got places i gotta be
Him bones cracks
rip ryder busta
4:00 It's a shame that without fog, the map is just a square
3:52 it’s me !
I love the "Missão cumprida" at the end. It means that the objective of the mission was actually killing sweet with that car hahaha
"Here get yourself a beer or somethin'"
+200$ ???
hey did you hide the body un the truck well
yeah
the body 3:13
4:43 gta san Andreas new feature you will go straight to hell if you kill someone 🥴
6:29 the future looks terrifying with teleporting cops.
Super cop ultra cop...
0:51 flying cars do exist in 2021
What's the name of the music at 0:23
10:00 skillzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Modders got sued again by Take Two for complaining about.
"here we go again" (with more bug)
0:54 that bug is actually in og version too
9:31-9:40 wasn’t at all surprising what happened but it was funny AF when it did.😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahahahahahahhah
Why are most gaming companies corrupt? Nobody wanted this remaster, nobody wanted the 12 rereleases of GTA V. All rockstar had to do was work on GTA VI, but instead they went for the temporary quick money option like Bethesda
Rockstar:"give me your money and take that shit."
Gamer:"Thank you for stole me Rockstar."
8:07 I got go to places I gotta be.... Damn this got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣