This man is what Disney actually lacks when making sequels🔥
Even a Star Wars fan hwo can turn Star Wars into comedy makes Star Wars better then most of what Disney have made Star Wars.
“Only time you can hit a woman is to save one” -Din Djarin 2023
“If you strike me down there is literally thousands of me left.” By far my favorite line.
There was that one and Mando replying to it's a trap. It's an old meme but it checks out.
This man should have been hired to make the sequels
Bro could of made it all I'm vr and it would still be better then the real sequels
The jokes and references are absolute gold! There wasn't a single moment during the whole video where I wasn't smiling. Your creativity and goofy sense of humour is like no other on the platform, keep on doing what you do my friend!
The "No Russian" with the MW2 opening score made me spit my beer all over the screen and keyboard...lmfao
The “ I HATE YOUU” when he gets thrown off the building💀
“Sometimes you gotta sacrifice some kids for a higher purpose” -Qui-Gon 20XX
23:20 this is exactly why Sidious put so much effort into raising an emotional jedi. Not a single other jedi would listen to a word he said.
Kenobi’s fall is actually super realistic and really well done.
This was incredible. I can really sense the passion that went into this. Bravo!
“What is Christmas-“
**smack**
“That is a sin punishable by death.”
"Don't pull that JJ Abrams crap on me" has got to be one of the best possible lines. "Not authorised by Disney" has got to be a serious stamp of approval. I'll say it again, more entertaining than the entirety of the Disney productions. Thank you.
Stormtroopers be like: why do we keep dying
There were no stormtroopers being killed in this whole movie.
Wow he let Ahsoka say the hard R and risked getting demonetized. What a bold man
@@LockeLynxI can’t say it as I’m a cultured man but it is what some call droids, with a hard R at the end
Ahsoka is the character that causes me to laugh the most. Hearing her say ‘Oh God, Oh Shit, Oh Fuck’ gets me every time. When she says Hard R Baby then trips gets me too. Basically her whole role in this story is hilarious to me.
Am I the only one who cracks up when Palpatine calls in the napalm? Weirdly funny
My favorite part was when Ahsoka said " Its Ahsokin' time!" And then Ahsokin'ed all over the place
"PRE-traumatic stress disorder" got me good, lmao!
Better plot, dialogue, and battles than the entire Disney trilogy tbh
26:26 “IN DEEEEP SHIT WE ARE!” 😂😂😂
I loved that scene in the Mandalorian where he said "remember, no Russian..." before blasting droids with his gatling gun.
Definitely would have been better saying like no Jedi or something else but still very good
Okay, in all seriousness, that duel between the newly turned-Vader and Ahsoka was intense
Dude, the dialogue and the plot for this were BRILLIANT. Especially loved the clones’ Obi-Wan liners. Yes, that was a pun 😂. Even horny Ashoka made it in, lmao.
10:10 why is this unironically, some of the most impressive light saber moves I’ve ever seen. she’s just swinging the saber. He is throwing it around.
Disney needs to get on your level
There's something about Ashoka saying, "Hard R Babyyyy", before tripping over a droid and breaking her nose that just kills me.
“Master skywalker,there’s too many of us,what are you going to do?” 14:39
19:45 Ahsoka: "F%@K!!! I love Pokemon!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:36 this is considered cheating by the Jedi and a display of weaknesses by the Sith
“Excuse me #metoo” got me dying.. I trained her well.
18:08 “definitely dislocated my shoulder this time” head upside down lol
I wouldn't say that "it's still better than sequel trilogy" - this is WAY better than sequel trilogy! Absolutely hilarious, epic, and witty - however I can't tell if this is all done on purpose, or some of those cursed animations are just completely normal VR-games thing :P
Thank you so much! Truly appreciate it.
I'd say most of it is on purpose lol as I do sooo many takes and versions but I'd be really curious which moments you mean. The game can be quite buggy indeed
Good job with the Wilhelm scream!
After years of searching, I finally found the greatest video on youtube
Kind've feels like force unleashed but with this dudes own original story. This feels better then the Disney Sequels and it doesn't even take itself seriously.
I get that this is incredibly scuffed in the best way possible, but I find it more believable that kinobi would turn to the dark side after having both his apprentice and master killed right in front of him than anything Rey had going for her outside of plot armor
This is f'ing brilliant. You guys are hilarious. How are you not accomplished writers already.
You need your own show/platform.
Awesome job!
I appreciate the kind words, thank you there's no "guys" though, all me :)
@gabzito240p Impressive. Most impressive... How do you keep a job? lol
That must have been a huge undertaking to do by yourself.
This was a god damn masterpiece 😂 From the amazing references, to Ahsoka dislocating her shoulder. The whole video was amazing!
18:42 I chocked on my chip💀 POOR AHSOKA MAN GIVE MY GIRL A BREAK💀💀
This is the Canon Sequel Trilogy in my eyes.
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS THIS IS TOP TIER CONTENT
@@gabzito240p Ohh thank god! That makes a lot more sense
Amazing content keep it up!
This is the Star Wars version of Marvel's What If... And its brilliant. Also, the training montage feels accurate, cause apparently in Legends, Boba trains one of the Skywalkers as a Jedi, when he's in his NINETIES!
:O the KSP space soundtrack? I love it! It’s at 2:08
I love that the clones sound like Tamora Morison's Clones. Excellent impression.
Edit: This is most likely how it would've gone too. Ahsoka "I feel the good in you." Anakin: "Why is everyone saying that?".🤣🤣
Fr, Ahsoka trying to make Anakin stop would have just made her an obstacle to him.
"Team Rocket is blasting off again! F**k I love Pokemon."
46:10 disney lightsaber logic be like
Disney needs to hire this man ASAP, he is the true chosen one.
The only time you can slap a woman is to save a woman.
I can't believe stabbing with a lightsaber actually kills people.
17:37 Yeah, that was worth two lightsabers. Definitely!
Lol that scene of Din using a clone like a mop was pure gold 😂
Man I haven't seen anything like this in the past 48 hours of my life (at least).
The constant crapping on the sequels is what makes this worth it. you are a legend Gabzito!
“Your yoda unit” had be rolling 😂😂
A fine addition to my favorite videos collection! This is the star wars movie we deserve. Impressive, most impressive!
“You definitely dislocated my shoulder this time, mando.”
“Fucking hell, your Jedi u can meditate or something.”
"Where the hell is Mando, I could use a hand here. No, not like that."😂
I love the line “your a space wizard at the age of 6 figure it out”
10/10 - fantastic storyline, cinematic, characters are really relatable!!!
They should add order 37, where every clone just starts dancing. Just imagine in the middle of a battle palpatine says “execute order 37” and every clone just dances and dies XD
17:27 best scene
This is most fire movie ever
Love the detail of having on of ahokas lightsabers shorter
It's amazing the amount of things you can do in Blade & Sorcery to be honest
@@benjaminconrad3674 Time and effort mostly, that and a lot of patience. He showed a snippet of behind the scenes in the most recent video you should check it out.
"What the hell are you doing here? To episode two with you."
“Yes daddy I mean master” 💀
It's like watching a vr playthrough with boss fights and cutscenes
Honestly dude, you blew this out of the park with these stories. Way better than the sequels.
give this man a real lightsaber and he is a jedi master
4:22 Mando just rocking that poor b1’s shizzle
I love how during the order 66 fight is when you sync the blast with overture 1812 where there was actually a cannon that shot on rhythm.
This is hilarious where has this channel been all my life
Wait so if Luke was killed that means that Rey will never be taught to be a jedi
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WOOOOOOOOOO
5:01 the droid carrying a lightsaber tho
My lawyers agree that slapping women is okay when you're saving them.
Amazing work! The time flew by it was so funny then emotional, then made me wonder how that could work. Mind blown.
I was so sad when I heard "not yen Mando" 😢
In 1:36 he actually used a light saber technique called trakata, one genuinely frowned upon by both Jedi and sith
"YOUR mission as an upcoming father, TAKE OUT THE KIDS!"😂😂😂😂
DARTH YODA... INCORPORATED
5:14 “America joined the game”😂
Gabzito for Star Wars director!!!This is a 1000/10!!!
Dude this is a work of art 🔥🔥🔥 thanks for all the work u did to bring this to life
“I surrender I surrender” 🤣🤣🤣 after watching one of my guys get stabbed in the face like that I would too
best merch ad ever .... im saying it now :D
This is very well done, if anyone had some outlandish expectation for a VR movie you are stupid, this is top tier , because of the mechanic you cant make the character move realistically what this man has done is the Best that anyone can do with the game and what it offers, voices were clear, camera view switches were on point, edits for dialogue were great, as i said the game only allows you to do so much , he maxed out the potential.
Okay I actually _love_ the idea of a (or rather THE) Mandalorian jetpacking into the midst of the Jedi Temple with the Darksabre in hand to _save_ the Jedi, rather than to fight them like last time the Mandalorians came here.
Man, the video just started and it made me laugh hard!!! Great job, as always! May the force be with you!
LMFAO the i hate your videos got me dead lol
I love how you treat Disney Star Wars characters so cruel and abusive. It's entertaining in general.
"not the Honda Civic tapes, R2!"🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you guys SO much for all the support this year with a crazy fast climb to 100k! I have so many ideas for more stories in 2024
@jordanclips7587 thank you
This video must have taken a lot of work good job
6 months total :) thank you @@rachelharris2999
Agreed this is a funny video 💀😂
@@DarthVader-rq6dw thank you! It's called blade and sorcery (with lots of mods and editing)