I am convinced there is no person on earth who fully understands how HOI4 navy works. It's all just people who know varying amounts about different aspects bashing their navies together.
“The UK navy has supremacy in the channel and is raiding our coast.” AH - As long as Doenitz counter attacks, everything will be fine. “Mein Furher… Doenitz’s entire navy got clapped” AH - *hand shakes and removes his glasses*
braun the navy "expert" loses his navy immediately bokoen "washed admiral" one, bodies the british navy, constantly microing his ships to get the most out of them and sabotage the invasion of italy
@@asherwoodrow7471 yeah seeing bo lose navy games is actually cursed like if theres one thing I'd say bo's good at its navy the next best thing is probably unit design
*Me, reading the intro:* "You know, this sounds a lot like a Golden Germany. Just somehow worse and-" *Me, realizing Braun is the coop:* "Scriptwriters are clearly off strike now, my god."
The CAS in Spain, then the Romania faction join, then that micro in Switzerland and the German navy being wiped. The sheer cavalcade of errors was hilarious. The fleet battles in the Med were pretty peak HOI4 though. Good civilization.
Braun: Imma make the best navy you've ever seen! Golden: [looks straight into the camera] Braun: uhhhhhhhhhh Mr Golden they touched all my boats Golden: [looks even harder into the camera] also IN AT 23 SECONDS
"Germany didn't do there part. Germany lost 2 tank divisions in Switzerland and their main navy." Me: "Has to be Golden as Germany." Bo: "And then what Golden has to do..." Me: "Called it."
“Oh boy, we’ve got this plan to invade the swiss without them joining the Allies, if we also do Danzig, then they still won’t be able to join due to the world tension, i hope nothing ruins it.” *”hi Golden”*
I was wondering why the video is titled Italian Surface Fleet considering the entire intro is about Germany but then I saw that Bo is playing Italy and it made sense.
Instead of admitting the fuckup, the one who fucks up goes "yapyap mimimimimimi" I guarantee this will continue to happen, as if scripted, in the future, as it has before. Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?
>incompetent Germany described in the intro >"I bet that's Golden. Actually, Golden isn't bad enough to fuck things up THAT royally, it's probably a Braun Germany" >mfw it's both of them >tweedle dum and tweedle dee were put in charge of the same major power the writer's strike ended months ago Bo, you have no excuse to have a script this comically unrealistic anymore
Oh my god like a week ago I swear I played a game with darhman in a ww1 mod he was Bulgaria and I was Austria Hungary and he was fuming because of allied incompetence
I've just had a game where my fleet of 2 destroyers and 4 submarines (Yugoslavia), was sinking more than the Italian navy (AI). I love the naval combat so fucking much
how do i 'catch' a navy after the main battle, is he entering convoy raiding on the area he just finished the battle in? also in what order/stance should i be initiation a fleet battle in to start with?
How to know the Axis won't be winning Swimmy, Braun, or Golden is Germany Bo is Italy The Allies players have even the smallest ability to think and breathe at the same time
ok so i know pretty much nothing about hoi4 tho i love watching it but what if you only spammed light cruisers in a navy or just one type of ship? ik you need like screens? or something though again idk its prob stupid xD
@@nick0875 yea he's good but this is a youtube video its going to mostly include people doing dumb shit and maybe getting away with it or just people doing dumb shit
>Spanish Civil War fumbled
>World Tension mismanaged
>Tanks lost in France
>Navy sunk
>Italy invaded
Yep, its a Golden Germany
And a braun Navy guy😅😅😂😂😂
And I'm just looking at Poland, thinking how the fuck Golden managed that.
>Proceed to blame everyone
*And braun...a defeat just as not expected as has the spanish inquisition been*
Golden never fails to disappoint me
Golden and Braun Germany was doomed from the start
Lost all my points on that bet 😢
Saddling anyone with Golden is an instant L.
@@MrElrondmcbong lmao skill issue I put everything I had on the allies 😂😂
Based Asautism pfp
Ong
9:53 This really is Bokoen's favourite thing in HOI4. This is how he gets his dopamine.
I mean can you blame him?
I mean how could anyone not get dopamine in hoi 4 fleet battles
he really is the navy guy
Upper middle class be like;
I don't blame him. Building a hoi4 navy takes a lot of planning and preparation.
Just the pause and realization of what Romania meant by "see you guys around" XD
no no no, wait wait wait!
its never not funny lool
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@@polskihusarz222The ‘King Michael’s Coup’ focus. Essentially, fucking dipping or switching sides
@@polskihusarz222you know the meme of italy switching sides? this is the romanian version.
I am convinced there is no person on earth who fully understands how HOI4 navy works. It's all just people who know varying amounts about different aspects bashing their navies together.
Anytime somebody speaks of knowing navel combat, their knowledge is immediately said in hushed whispers, like a forbidden dark art.
Which Is harder to understand, the Hoi4 navy system or the Eu4 trade system?
@@nxdiaz5916Hoi4 navy. At least EU4 is consistent.
“The UK navy has supremacy in the channel and is raiding our coast.”
AH - As long as Doenitz counter attacks, everything will be fine.
“Mein Furher… Doenitz’s entire navy got clapped”
AH - *hand shakes and removes his glasses*
"The following men will stay, Golden, Bokeon, Swimmy and College."
“That was an order! Doenitz’s counter attack was an order!”
Why does building a huge amount of dockyards always lead to the Navy getting wipe immediately.
Golden and Braun doing it is not surprising.
*I thinked bo would be the navy troll guy, but I guess he was too much worried about making braun pregnant or something like that*
If I had to guess they get overconfident
It is because Britainia rules the waves
I love how they are traumatised by the last spanish civil war
Last two Spanish Civil wars if memory serves.
ever since moving to jylland, i started to understand why Bo never goes outside
Care to elaborate ?
@@ClemDiamondit's horse dingus
braun the navy "expert" loses his navy immediately
bokoen "washed admiral" one, bodies the british navy, constantly microing his ships to get the most out of them and sabotage the invasion of italy
after that one US game where bo completely threw the navy, this was a welcome return to form
@@asherwoodrow7471 yeah seeing bo lose navy games is actually cursed
like if theres one thing I'd say bo's good at its navy
the next best thing is probably unit design
*Me, reading the intro:* "You know, this sounds a lot like a Golden Germany. Just somehow worse and-"
*Me, realizing Braun is the coop:* "Scriptwriters are clearly off strike now, my god."
I saw the opening card and immediately guessed, "Either a Golden or Swimmy Germany"
*surprise, it's not swigma, but the navy loss is not on bo either, miracle!*
A Golden-Braun co-op is a helluva character arc
*romania after joinign the axis * "Hi" had me dying
Congrats on getting Braun pregnant Bo!
Can't wait to see the little Braunkoens!
Rancid.
@@cookiecraze1310 truly
@@cookiecraze1310💀
they will create the most cursed offspring the world will ever see
i love mpreg so muc....h
The CAS in Spain, then the Romania faction join, then that micro in Switzerland and the German navy being wiped.
The sheer cavalcade of errors was hilarious. The fleet battles in the Med were pretty peak HOI4 though. Good civilization.
Bo: "This is idiot proof."
**Looks at Golden**
**Look into the camera**
**Curb your enthuasiasm theme**
10:20 King Michael irl
The alternate timeline where the Germans went through the alps and got encircled behind the maginote lol
braun's navy getting blown out by a light cruiser fleet is kinda hilarious ngl
Braun: Imma make the best navy you've ever seen!
Golden: [looks straight into the camera]
Braun: uhhhhhhhhhh Mr Golden they touched all my boats
Golden: [looks even harder into the camera]
also IN AT 23 SECONDS
I'm at one minute.
"incompetent Germany in the opening card? must be Golden!" the actual thoughts of a man who doesn't know how bad it will be
Snake of denmark
Braun "Best German surface fleet he's ever seen" Navy guy.
love that its just a guessing game if its a swimmy or golden germany
Golden when he messes up anything: "its not my fault your just bad"
King micheal was like i'll see you guys around
When you mentioned the 20 dockyards the gears were turning in my head to conclude it had something to do with Golden
You missed the part where every 20 minutes golden would bitch about not having enough industry because of building dockyards
Germany: *Doesn't do it's part in winning the Spanish Civil War instantly.*
The rest of the Axis: "Hammond, you bliddering idiot!".
Italy: I'm doing My Part
Nationalist Spain: I'm doing my part.
Germany: I didn't do fucking shit.
@@devinsweeting4978Startroopers reference?
@@liladoodle Reference to a meme that uses some Starship Troopers footage.
"Germany didn't do there part. Germany lost 2 tank divisions in Switzerland and their main navy."
Me: "Has to be Golden as Germany."
Bo: "And then what Golden has to do..."
Me: "Called it."
We staying the navy guy with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Germany builds dockyards, it has to be Golden 😂
When you see Golden playing Germany, you know it's gonna be an axis lose, but a hilarious video.
“Oh boy, we’ve got this plan to invade the swiss without them joining the Allies, if we also do Danzig, then they still won’t be able to join due to the world tension, i hope nothing ruins it.”
*”hi Golden”*
I was wondering why the video is titled Italian Surface Fleet considering the entire intro is about Germany but then I saw that Bo is playing Italy and it made sense.
Instead of admitting the fuckup, the one who fucks up goes "yapyap mimimimimimi"
I guarantee this will continue to happen, as if scripted, in the future, as it has before.
Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?
Absolute state of golden and braun is outerworldly
The amount of times braun (and golden) said "fuck you" speaks for itself
I still believe Swiss Schlieffen is the best maneuver ever performed
GOLDEN NEVER EVEN TOOK POLAND.
BRO! I can't! My sides!
I have a feeling that Golden playing any important country is a detriment to his team. 🤔
After losing my entire fleet of 25 destroyers to the big guns of the IJN, this video helped me understand I'm not alone in that lifeboat :3
>incompetent Germany described in the intro
>"I bet that's Golden. Actually, Golden isn't bad enough to fuck things up THAT royally, it's probably a Braun Germany"
>mfw it's both of them
>tweedle dum and tweedle dee were put in charge of the same major power
the writer's strike ended months ago Bo, you have no excuse to have a script this comically unrealistic anymore
What mod are they using for everyone to have so many and factories, Italy having 270 by 39 is crazy
Golden and Braun Germany is the only lore accurate pick given how well Hitler and Himmler ran things
Cant wait for the EAW stream. Golden can’t take Baltimare
Baltimare? It'll be a miracle if he gets to tall tale
He's gonna be stopped at olenia my guy.
something that goes through my head everytime i watch these videos is if these videos are actual realities in some other universe
Golden loses tanks and says its nothing. Bo if he loses a garrison, golden "are you critically thinking"
Reads description. "So a golden germany today"
Just in time for my lunch!
Read that intro and thought “swimmy or golden” 30 seconds in and I was right
Guys....don't worry. He's the navy guy. Built the biggest fleet we've ever seen.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more doomed Axis game
Karl Dönitz walks into Hitler’s office, “My Führer, something kinda funny happened to the whole fleet…”
Swimcels! For once it wasn't our fault!
Every recent video has been a Spanish fumble bro lmaooo
Oh my god like a week ago I swear I played a game with darhman in a ww1 mod he was Bulgaria and I was Austria Hungary and he was fuming because of allied incompetence
Really a Guh kind of game for the whole Axis.
what even is mappies?
Boosting this comment so ppl comment what it is
Love how japan didnt appear in the whole video to appear in the end just cuz of romania
Oh my god are you actually going to do an EAW game?
Classic Golden moment
Ah Golden on Germany. help I want to get off Mr Schmittler's wild ride
I've just had a game where my fleet of 2 destroyers and 4 submarines (Yugoslavia), was sinking more than the Italian navy (AI). I love the naval combat so fucking much
Golden lost. Again.
I need to stop playing Spain when its a golden Germany it never seems to go well
Next time avoid Golden in general
7:40 Had to double check the date, its mid 1941 and Golden and Braun still haven't capped France?
The game was basically lost by early 1940, they ate rocks that hard.
ahhh another bokeon hoi4 italy video i love these ( he always build an italian navy)
I spent hours watching Golden's stream, him goalposting the dockyard count, just for Braun to lose it in the first battle....
i just noticed the sub goal for equestria at war
LET'S GO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
When I read the card I thought it could be Swimmy, Golden, Braun, or an off his game Bo. I’m not surprised to be 50% correct.
When I read "Germany didn't do their part" my first thought was it's a Golden Germany
Sees title: Must be a Swimmy or Golden germany
swimmy’s actually pretty good at the games now. He just makes the most brain dead diplomatic choices.
@@bluespike1397 Swimmy doesn't even play hoi4 anymore
From the opening slide I predict Bo is gonna pin all problems on the Germany player and the axis are gonna get crushed (not Bo's fault obviously)
At first I thought it was College, but then I read the 20 dockyards Germany and was like, gotta be Golden...
Peak axis trolling
EQUESTRIA AT WAR SUB GOAL?? POG??
Read the summary and I knew golden was involved in germany somehow. RIP, I miss golden Ws.
Spain never seems to go well, great video as always
Remember what golden has done everyone. Remember what he did in evenicle involving a girl and a ogre
how do i 'catch' a navy after the main battle, is he entering convoy raiding on the area he just finished the battle in? also in what order/stance should i be initiation a fleet battle in to start with?
You know who needs CAS in 1936, Germany...
I instantly knew it was a Golden Germany. These never cease to entertain me. Thanks, as always Bo.
Cease*
@@Nn-3Thanks, mate.
Realtalk these videos rock
I knew Bo had to be Italy the moment I read the title.
i love braun
How to know the Axis won't be winning
Swimmy, Braun, or Golden is Germany
Bo is Italy
The Allies players have even the smallest ability to think and breathe at the same time
I'm starting to see why the Raeder plan was never seriously enacted
from the description alone I could already tell the player on germany
Wow a navy micro showcase
1 MINUTE BABY!!! IM CHRONICALLY ILL
Golden is a content machine
We need more Bo playing as Germany
ok so i know pretty much nothing about hoi4 tho i love watching it but what if you only spammed light cruisers in a navy or just one type of ship? ik you need like screens? or something though again idk its prob stupid xD
Golden botched it again. Love to see it.
Bo! We want the Trial of Allegiance meme game!
He misspelled Equestria in the sub goal lol
Golden strat is historical hitler
If somebody did dumb shit on germany and its in the text wall at the beginning its either dankus or golden
Isn't Dankus really good when they allow him to be Germany though?
@@nick0875 yea he's good but this is a youtube video its going to mostly include people doing dumb shit and maybe getting away with it or just people doing dumb shit
how do you mark with sword and shield?
and how do get a pride of the fleet