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- "I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."
Check out these "mug-nificient" coffee moments from Seinfeld:
00:00 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
00:38 Intro
00:44 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
03:34 S7Ep2 The Postponement
04:52 S7Ep3 The Maestro
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
It is preposterous!
Im shocked and chagrined
I, too, am shocked and chagrined…that I didn’t think to open my own movie theaters so I could charge all u suckers $20 for an 8 oz can of coke 😢
lmfao 😆😆😆
Chicanery!
"I don't know what your parents did to you." The essence of George.
Elaine: “Idk what your parents did to you”
George: *Festivus flashbacks*
"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!"
I can't read it without my glasses.
- You don't need glasses, YOU'RE WEAK!!!"
or his 7th birthday.
"BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!!"
🤣
“Nobody can tell what a balm is gonna do!” 😂😂😂
ahhh a balm? i was puzzled about that, auto captions says "a bomb"
That’s the joke to my understanding
Jackie Chiles and George's parents - best supporting characters. I would have loved to have had more episodes with Jackie - terrific.
I saw he's doing Snyder's pretzels ads 😂
Puddy
Frank Costanza was good enough to have his own show... one of the best, most memorable characters ever.
@@auxorion He did, it was called King of Queens.
I would also add Newman, great supporting character
“What’ya got?! One of those caffe lattes in your shirt?!”
Of all the possible beverages, he actually guessed cafe latte. 😀
Just shows how popular the drink was
Kramer's entire interaction with Regis and Kathy Lee ..........was bonkers!!
Talk show
*bonkos
The entrance he makes and goes straight for a kiss on the lips. 🤣
04:52 *Jackie (the lawyer) deserves a show by himself! lol*
Jackie's the best - "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"
Have you eva seen a balm?! lol!
"OK, you take normal sips--nothing wrong with that 😉"
😅🤣
And THEY made the top, you didn't make the top did you?
Balms are unpredictable!!
“You put the balm on?! Who told you to put the balm?! I didn’t tell you to put the balm on!”
Nobody knows what a balm will do. They're unpredictable 😂
I actually feel bad for Jackie.
And he's a lawyer.
Glad he got to sample that real and spectacular on the last episode.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 I love when Kramer comes to Jackie's office to sue the tobacco industry and Jackie is trying to keep Kramer locked out.
The Maestro
“Did you put the top on or did they put the top on. Susy, get me a caffe latte, with a top! 😉”
We gonna run some _tests_ on that top." 🤣
“No thanks I can’t drink coffee it keeps me up at night “ lmao 🤣
Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you
[several seasons later we meet George's parents]
... yeah, okay, that checks out.
30 years later and seinfeld still rules for good comedy
Coffee was such an essential element to this show. 🤣😂🤣🤣
Just got to know the greatest library detective, Philip Baker Hall aka Mr Bookman passed away. We're losing so many Seinfeld seniors. May he RIP.
One of my fav episodes is his episide. 😥 He said his lines so well. Jerry could barely not laugh and I don't blame him.
Rip, guy was legendary in his role
"You throw a jar of Foldiers crystals into the cupboard, and you forget about it. It's freeze dried, lasts forever"
RIP
Mr. Bookman will be missed. He caught all the perverts drawing pictures of peepees and weewees all over the library books.
"Do You know what a balm is??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌
Kramer cracks me up trying to bring in hot coffee into a crowded movie theater
The various stages of realization that George goes through in those few seconds, how his expression changes reflecting the stages he's cycling through; how he has a conversation with himself while trying to leave that message... Brilliant
And then of course, there's Jackie... I didn't think that anyone could outdo Kramer, when it came to zaniness, and yet he does... "Do you even know what a balm is??" "...No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!" Hilarious!!
That happened to me once... I truly understand George's pain....
The video is missing when Krammer is all hopped up on his cafe lattes. But still a delight
It's also missing when the Library cop, Mr. Bookman, asks Jerry if he's got any coffee in his apartment.
George doesn’t like coffee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 😂
George likes his coffee spicy!
World's are colliding!
@@christmas6666 with Chicory?
☕!
"No of course not..." -- Jerry
🙂
The coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table... is actually genius. Probably Kramer's second best idea, after the idea about putting a flexible lining inside of oil tankers to help prevent spills if the hull is breached (ideally a better lining than that of a PlayNow rubber ball).
You mean besides the "bro" or "manzier" right?
She gave our boy Costanza the golden ticket to come upstairs and handle his business and he messed that up too 😂
That's not the only time he screws up that scenario.
Man we've all been there😞
@@freezaheer477 Proud to say I haven't! Never in all my life!
Less proud to admit it's simply because I've never been offered...
He's the opposite of every guy she's ever met.
He’s so neurotic it’s the perfect scenario.. I know I’ve been there..
I love this lawyer 😂🤣😂😂
I never noticed this before, but Kramer had the top of the caffe latte off while he was in line at the theatre. So he actually put the top on, not Java World. I should be a lawyer for Java World.
“Yeah, maybe you should.”
but there were no cameras back then so good luck proving he took it off and put it back on. i should be a lawyer not you.
We have this TH-cam video to prove he put the top on. No more free coffee for him!
“It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!”
Definitely preposterous!!!
@@czl29 quite preposterous!
Your comment is the most public of your many humiliations
@@testshietchannel the most public yet
@@testshietchannel That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
You forgot the library detective in Jerry's apartment wanting coffee. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freeze dried crystals! They last forever
"Alright. C'Mon, coffeeboy. Bring it out." LOL
Kramer is the most outrageous dude he knows and he knows everybody.
Kramer's primal scream of pain, followed by his voiceless mask of agony - credit to the extras in the movie theater for keeping straight faces. Brilliant work!
I was thinking the exact same! However did the extras keep straight faces.... Probably took a few takes haha...
Pretty good, but you're missing:
- Elaine paying for George's Arabian Roast and he claims she's "STICKIN' IT!" to him.
- Jerry offers Mr. Bookman tea and he informs him about Folger's freeze-dried crystals.
You reminded me of Mr Bookman.
May he Rest In Peace 🥲
I still have some freeze-dried Crystals that have been around since the 20th century.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. freeze-dried crystals.
And there is the one with Kramer asking for a decaf cappucinno in Elaine's pychiatrist boyfriends office... 🤣 Such a show of comedic genius...
Coffee late at night is maybe one of my favourite moments.
I've been drinking caffè lattes since the 5th grade and I haven't looked back
What is that like Italian coffee? Half milk, half coffee?
I love that Kramer wore an ascot on Regis & Kathy 😆
This show was too good.
Yeah but he is stupid because he turned down $50,000
Kramer saying "Not that hot." is peak Seinfeld
WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON!?
The theatre worker was awesome 🤣🤣 the fact that he knew exactly what he had in his pockets and then called him coffee boy lol
Y'all remember the hot coffee lawsuit. What u didn't know was That elderly lady had 3rd degree burns in between her thighs and needed skin grafts. That particular McDonald's had been sighted numerous times for dangerously hot coffee. T
The media and later politicians had us convinced the lawsuit was frivolous.
Laws were passed to protect corporations from "frivolous lawsuits"
That episode was literally inspired by that incident because people didn't realize how bad the burns were, or that they were repeatedly told their coffee was too damn hot.
Never seen anyone drink coffee in a movie theatre but you’d think it’d be a big seller!
I genuinely like the coffee table book idea.
Always loved Kramer's lawyer ~ 😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣
Jackie: who told you to put the balm on?
Cosmo : the maistro
Jackie: the who?!?!?
😂
* maestro
The most unbelievable thing in the Kramer coffee plot is that a cafe latte is hot enough to burn you up. Whenever I order those they're usually cold 😂
That's true. Those espresso drinks cool pretty fast once they're dispensed. 😂
You have to add Bookman's instant coffee. Freeze dried crystals, put it in the cupboard, forget about it!
Sometimes I forget about the nightmare world where you can't erase and re-record a message
I love that lawyer! 😂😂😂
I always pull a Kramer when I go to the movies-I’ll tell em my coffee is almost gone, two sips into it and they almost always say ‘Go ahead’ and let me take it with…👍🏻😄☕️
Yeah, but just remember to not put a balm on if you spill the coffee in your pants.
The subplot of the hot coffee is based on a real lawsuit. However, the woman who was burned was an elderly lady who has second and third degree burns all over her crotch, thighs, and legs. She was hospitalized for months and months and nearly died. After learning the severity of her injuries I think it was right that she sued. I feel bad that people used this case to make fun of her and say it was a frivolous lawsuit.
It was so much worse than folks made it out to be. If it happened to their mothers, nobody would be laughing.
Poor woman.
Yep. Definitely not a frivolous lawsuit. She almost died. Poor lady.
Well, she did spill it on herself. It's like suing a car company because you died in a sports car that had too much power.
It's supposed to be hot!
@@bobcranston3414 where did you brew coffee capable of causing 3rd degree burns ?
All I can do is imagine George kastanza in a movie drinking coffee at 2am on missile watch at NORAD
man, the 90s, United State's last great decade
pre-bush
Pre pc brigade. 🤣
Well that’s stupid.
Jackie Chile's what a brilliant character he was my all-time favorite on Seinfeld🤣🤣🤣🤣
90s: Want to come upstairs for some coffee?
2010s: Wanna watch some Netflix n' chill?
No, thanks I don't like netflix
Sorry, I don’t like to watch a screen before bedtime.
What's netflix?
2020s:
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.....
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4:23 Jerry. Always selling out his friends for the sake of amusement.
😂😂😂😂"who is this"
"The who!?!" - two words delivered to perfection
🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:31 Getting through the door opening at Jerry's is much more smooth! 😊
"You stay in school!"
I did, for 6 years of post-secondary (college + Uni), plus additional continuing ed. courses afterwards. I can't say it's worth it anymore at this point in my life.
Norad or a 24 hour Missile Watch ~ A Colonel ~ A Kaiser ~ A Tsar ~ 🤣
"would you like to come up for some coffee" is the 90's version of Netflix and chill
"...People who work and Norad....."😂😂😂😂
ufos and aliens
9:30 Jackie and Kramer coming in the door at the same time 😂
Best Sitcom ever!
Kramer actually put the lid on the coffee when in the que 😜👍😉
Regis calling Kramer a young guy is my favorite part
1:18-i love that, something about the "PLOP" "PLOP" "FIZZ" that fills me with content and fulfillment.
Phil Morris nails the Jackie Chiles parody of OJ Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran (same initials J.C.) in all the episodes he appeared in. Even Cochran loved it! (However, Cochran threatened legal action if the Jackie Chiles character was portrayed outside of the Seinfeld show.)
Anyone else immediately think of the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit with the Jackie Chiles scene?
"Oh, I can be quite litigious!" 😂🤣I quoted this for years.
Didn't even know what "litigious" meant until watching this show and looking it up years ago.
To me, the first 4 seasons were the best ones.
I feel bad for the lawyer every time he lawyers Kramer.
The Episode Where Kramer Stayed Up All Night Smoking and Playing Poker, He Contacted the Lawyer to Get Money From the Tobacco Company and Missed Out on Big Money Yet Again and All They Did Was Have Huge Billboard With Kramer's Face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George driving away
“Take it easy… *TAKE IT EASY* ”
Lol 😂 “Whadya got? One of those cafe latte’s in your shirt?”
Kudos to KLG and agent for shoehorning a plug for Kathie Lee Casuals into the script 😄
Come on coffee boy lol
Jackie was a great side character, funny stuff.
From someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, the NORAD reference is 100% on point
So many people have been smuggling café lattes into the theater that the usher immediately knew what those screams of pain indicated.
Loved the Kathy Lee kiss, lol
Kramer's facial expressions tho' -- Mr. Suave is on the prowl........... yeahhh :D
@@Roostermania2010 oh my God kisses
LOL I forgot about Chiles. He was awesome.
@3:47 Kramer clearly puts said lid on the coffee again despite the lawyer asking if the lid was on. Ladies and gentlemen this makes Java World not liable for all the damages that happened next.
The lady who in real life got burned by a hot coffee, it ended up ruining her life. The incident was everywhere in the 90's
This is a great comedy about nothing.
I can't believe you left out the scene where Kramer is all hopped up on the coffee walking down the street all jittery
Kudos to Regis and Kathie Lee for greenlighting the spittake
Priceless lmao 🤣 Kramer you the man!!!!
The usher is the same person in charge of Security at the department store on Drew Carey show.
Went to see Oppenheimer…..our first visit to a theater in many years……$37 for two medium drinks, two regular popcorns, and a box of chocolate covered raisins. Would I try to sneak in some chocolate covered raisins? Yep.
I've taken my own candy in. Their prices are outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
Jackie needed his own spin off
Kramer put the lid on...haha (3.45 in the clip)
For so many instances, I’ve noticed Jerry is actually a terrible friend.
Do you even know what a balm is??? Have you ever seen a balm?😎
This coffee is making me thirsty!
Kramer clearly put the top on, actually
3:57 😂😂😂😂😂 “coffee” 🤣oh my god lmao
" No One Knows What A Balm Is Going To Do "!
theyll sell us anything
Jackie Chiles 😂😂😂
Kramer,is the character...he tries to bring,into a movie theater hot cappacino,and falls over a chubby woman, thank then a well dressed usher "says, alright coffee boy, let's go"very hilarious...you,all need to see this episode over and over,thanks Cosmo Kramer*****
Sorry,about my tying skills
Answer this whole thing is based upon something that actually happened back in the '90s. A woman was going to McDonald's and have purchased a cup of coffee at the drive-thru, she goes to leave and spills the coffee all over herself and obviously Burns herself. Anyway she ended up suing McDonald's because of the whole situation and her argument was that they didn't tell her that the coffee was going to be hot like that. Which is why all coffee cups now come with a warning that says contents may be hot
This happened in real life and in Toronto they had to double cup, band and put a label that said "Hot"
Kathy Lee fell victim to The Kavorka 😂
The lure of the Animal